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00:00Well, this is it.
00:18This is what?
00:19This is what I bought this morning.
00:21What?
00:23This?
00:25The line?
00:27No, you plonker.
00:30It's a pile of bricks.
00:32And it cost me 100, Nicker.
00:34Nice one, eh?
00:36Oh, shrewd move, Del, yeah.
00:39I mean, people are panicked buying bricks nowadays, aren't they?
00:43Who do y'all's gonna buy a pile of old bricks off us?
00:47Oh, butcher or chemist.
00:50Who do you think's gonna buy bricks? Builders, aren't they, eh?
00:53They have a 200% profit here and all in the readies.
00:58Come here.
01:02They've just demolished a factory here that used to make prefabricated structures, right?
01:08Chalets, bungalows, greenhouses, you know, garden sheds, that sort of a thing.
01:12So I thought, using my noddle, that we'd make enough out of the bricks alone.
01:17But you never know what's underneath, do you, eh?
01:19Decent lengths of timber, bits of metal.
01:22You know, a few grows for them roofing tiles.
01:25Come see what I've found.
01:29Get your feelers on there.
01:47Here, that's lead, Del. That's pure lead.
01:57There's about another 30 boxes underneath.
02:00I estimate three tonne altogether.
02:02Three tonne? What's that at today's prices?
02:05That's about a thousand pounds, innit?
02:09Am I brilliant or am I brilliant?
02:12Let's get some of it on the van.
02:14We can do it in three shifts.
02:16Come on.
02:17Is it ours, Del?
02:20Of course it's ours.
02:22Legally, Del.
02:24Don't split hairs with me, Rodney.
02:27Come on.
02:41Oh, that's a lot, Del, boy.
02:43No, no, no.
02:45Not there, granddad, not there.
02:47No, no, we've got three tonne of it here.
02:48You see, you've got to spread it out over a wide area.
02:50Otherwise, we'll be having tea with Mrs Oboko downstairs.
02:56Right, just hope all this humping and sweating
02:59is not disturbing, Your Royal Highness.
03:01No, no, don't you mind me.
03:02You carry on.
03:03Oh, thanks a lot.
03:05Well, look at this, granddad.
03:06You've been carrying this one upside down.
03:08This is the way.
03:14You are a lazy little bark.
03:17What's that you're reading, eh?
03:18It's another dirty book, I suppose, is it?
03:20Honestly, you've got a mind like a plain brown envelope.
03:23I'll have a look at that when you're finished.
03:25There's some paperwork I found in one of them boxes.
03:28Do you know what we've got here?
03:29Yeah, I know what we've got here.
03:30We've got three tonne of lovely lead.
03:31That's what we've got here.
03:32No.
03:33No, it's more than that.
03:34That factory was producing prefabricated structures, right?
03:37Bungalows, garden sheds, that sort of stuff.
03:40Well, this is one of their experimental lines.
03:42It's a do-it-yourself nuclear fallout shelter.
03:45Nuclear fallout shelter?
03:48You are a wally.
03:51Oh, it is, honest.
03:53Look, here's the brochure.
03:55Here's the plan.
03:56Shows you how to build it.
03:58He's right and all.
04:02This is a nuclear fallout shelter.
04:04This is probably worth more than we thought.
04:06You can't sell it.
04:08Don't want to put money on it, do you?
04:09What do you suggest we do with it? Build it?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Leave it out, Rodney.
04:15Do you realise how close we come to World War Three over Cuba, Vietnam, Afghanistan and Poland?
04:21I mean, it only takes one little rumble in the Middle East.
04:24Them missiles are going to start flying.
04:26And what have we got here in this country to combat the might of the Soviet Union?
04:29Three jump jets and a strongly worded letter to the Russian ambassador.
04:33No, no, no. You don't know what we got up our sleeve, us Brits, Rodney.
04:38Do you know that we got a device that can track the movements of any Russian nuclear submarine?
04:43They can't keep track on ours.
04:44Yeah, we only got one.
04:46Have we?
04:47Yeah, I think so.
04:48Well, anyway, they don't know where it is.
04:50Sometimes wonder whether we do.
04:53That's your life we don't.
04:55You see, this country's just not prepared for war.
04:58I mean, nobody knows what we're supposed to do in the event.
05:01Yes, of course we do.
05:03All right, then.
05:04What would you do if you heard the four-minute warning?
05:07Well, what's it sound like first?
05:11Well, that's it, innit? No one knows.
05:13Maybe they're going to ring church bells or bang Tom Toms
05:16or send every ice cream van out in the country to play its jingle.
05:20Your guess is as good as mine, innit?
05:22Do you realise the great powers have got underground salvos
05:25prime with enough nuclear weapon to destroy this planet 30 times over?
05:30Mm.
05:31I'm talking about neutron bombs, Del.
05:34Multi-warheads, chemicals that attack your central nervous system
05:37and leave you writhing in agony like a worm in bleach.
05:40A bit like you after a curry, you mean.
05:42No, no, it's all right, Rodney.
05:45Don't worry, forget about it.
05:47Look, we've got a thousand pounds here.
05:49Just think what we could do with a thousand pounds.
05:51Eat, drink and be merry.
05:53For tomorrow we die.
05:55Oh, come on, Del, this is a godsend.
05:58If we build this thing, we're going to be safe, aren't we?
06:00Everything's here, the inner walls, the outer walls, the air tube,
06:03the filter system, everything.
06:05Oh, come on, Del.
06:07Oh, sorry.
06:08All right, soppy.
06:10Now, just suppose, just suppose that we do build this thing, right?
06:14Where are we going to put it?
06:16Well, you always fancied a little weekend place.
06:19Why don't we find a spot in the New Forest?
06:22And now we're going to get from Peckham to the New Forest in four minutes.
06:27The old div.
06:29Grandad's allotment.
06:30That's only a couple of miles up the road.
06:32We could do that in four minutes.
06:33Yeah, on a Sunday, with a following wind.
06:36Maybe.
06:37Well, let's give it a go, eh?
06:38We'll have a dummy run and time ourselves.
06:40I'll get me stopwatch.
06:41Look, what is the point, eh?
06:44All right, so, say you can do it in four minutes.
06:46What is it going to prove?
06:48Knowing them Russian rats, they'll probably declare war in the middle of the rush hour.
07:01Where's Grandad?
07:02I don't know.
07:03Grandad?
07:04Come on, hurry up, you stupid old git.
07:05Oh, my lunch of bats.
07:06Get in.
07:07Three minutes and counting.
07:08Yes, all right, Rodney.
07:09The missiles are just going over Sweden.
07:11Bloody fast, aren't they?
07:12I mean, left Siberia 20 seconds ago.
07:14We had left Siberia.
07:15Oh, my lunch of bats, get in.
07:16Three minutes and counting.
07:17Yeah, all right, Rodney.
07:18The missiles are just going over Sweden.
07:19Bloody fast, aren't they?
07:20I mean, left Siberia 20 seconds ago.
07:21and counting. Yes, all right, Rodney. The missiles are just going over Sweden. Bloody
07:27fast, aren't they? They left Siberia 20 seconds ago.
07:44Two minutes, 15 seconds and counting, Del. The missiles are over the sea and approaching Middlesbrough.
07:49Yes, yes, all right, Rodney. Put your foot down, dear boy. I'm calm, Grandad. Look, I'm coming on main road, aren't I?
07:58What's it like your side, Rodney? All right, after this red one.
08:05No! I went that red one. You tick, Rodney.
08:13Come on, Del, we're just going over Luton. Stop Luton.
08:19One minute, 35 and counting.
08:21Of course.
08:22I'll be right back to my bowl.
08:25Let's go.
08:26Come on.
08:27Switch the way!
08:52The siren!
08:54Switch it off!
08:57He's young, enthusiastic.
09:05Well, how are you then, dull boy?
09:08Not too bad, Eric.
09:09Tires yourself.
09:10Can't complain.
09:11How are you then, Grandad?
09:13All right, Eric boy.
09:15Now, what's that all about?
09:1760 miles an hour in a built-up area.
09:20You just heard the four-minute warning or something?
09:22Where's your text is?
09:24Fell off, did it?
09:25In the post.
09:26Well, why haven't you got a little sign on your windscreen saying tax in post?
09:30We did have it fell off.
09:32You've been at those funny fags again, haven't you?
09:34No, I haven't.
09:35Good.
09:36Because Wayne there's looking for his first nick.
09:38Talking of that dull boy, you might be able to help me.
09:42I'm on the lookout for some stolen summer wear.
09:45Short sleeve shirts and blouses, men's and women's slacks, swimming trunks, bikinis.
09:50Are you off to promotion, Eric?
09:51No.
09:52Me and the wife are off to Corfu next month.
09:54You've got to look at all, haven't you?
09:56Well, if I hear of anything, I'll let you know.
09:59Good luck.
10:00I'll see you around.
10:02Annoy.
10:03Take it easy, will you?
10:04Stop playing with that siren, will you, Wayne?
10:06You'll end up breaking.
10:07Yeah, how are we doing for time?
10:08We died 45 seconds ago.
10:09Terrific.
10:10We're never going to do this run in four minutes.
10:11It don't matter.
10:12It's not the end of the world, is it?
10:13I thought that's exactly what it was.
10:14What have you got to think about is a place closer to home.
10:15I've been thinking.
10:16Oh, my God, you haven't got an aspirin you can give him, have you, Robly?
10:17Well, listen, I may have found us just the spot.
10:18Is that door shut?
10:19Right.
10:20No, no, no.
10:21No, no.
10:22No, no.
10:23No, no.
10:24No, no.
10:25No, no, no.
10:26No, no, no.
10:27No, no, no.
10:28No, no, no.
10:29No, no.
10:30No, no.
10:31No, no.
10:32No, no, no, no.
10:33No, no, no, no.
10:34No, no, no, no.
10:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:36Well, listen, I may have found us just the spot.
10:42Is that door shut tight, Bill?
10:44Yes.
10:45Don't worry, Rodders.
10:46No radiation can get in here.
10:48Hm.
10:49Here, what's this pipe?
10:52Hold it back, Bill.
10:53It's fragile.
10:54Bill!
10:55Don't!
10:56Don't do it!
10:57Bill, this is our air filter, our lifeline.
10:59This is our umbilical cord.
11:01And one thing you must never do with an umbilical cord is bash it about with an hammer.
11:05I see.
11:06So this is our only source of oxygen, is it, eh?
11:09What happens if a pigeon decides to nest in the other end?
11:12We're all dead, I suppose, are we?
11:13Statistics prove that pigeons rarely nest in the middle of nuclear wars.
11:17We're not in the middle of a nuclear war.
11:19We're practising for one.
11:20Yeah, well, do the bloody pigeons know that?
11:22Look, a pigeon will not nest in our air tube.
11:25Have faith in me, please.
11:26How can you have faith in him, dear boy?
11:28It brings me Telly in here, then he finds out the signals can't get through the lead.
11:34I've said I'm sorry, and I, Grandad, there's some pages missing out of this brochure,
11:38and you can't expect me to know everything, can you?
11:40Anyway, that's why we're having this weekend's practice, isn't it?
11:43So we can iron out all the little wrinkles.
11:45Yeah, well, I'll tell you one thing we've got iron out,
11:47and that is this has got to be back on that building site first thing Monday morning.
11:52Otherwise, them patties will go mad.
12:06You, you are a wally, you really are.
12:10You don't have to stay here, Del.
12:12I do have to stay here, I'll tell you why I have to stay here.
12:15I've got £1,000 worth of lead tied up in this shelter,
12:17and I'm not leaving it in your hands.
12:19Knowing you two, you'd probably lose it.
12:23Just think what I could do with £1,000, eh?
12:26Fly to America on Concorde.
12:29I could buy myself one of them flash Rolex watches.
12:33Have me adenoids taken out, privately.
12:39Yeah, but how many people can boast they've got their own private nuclear fallout shelter.
12:44Yeah, that's true.
12:45Knowing our luck, there won't even be a bloody war.
12:49Yeah, that's what we ought to do, you know.
12:51We ought to drop a bomb on all them Russian cities, you see,
12:54and then declare war on them.
12:56What we say is that the declaration for war got held up in a post
12:59due to a communist-inspired strike at the sorting office.
13:03Yeah.
13:04That is typical of a ruthless little mercenary like you, innit?
13:07What do you mean, ruthless mercenary? I'm not a ruthless mercenary.
13:10Who is it goes round the estate at every Christmas time
13:12making sure all the old people have got enough to eat and drink?
13:14Yeah, and who was it during the Brixton riots
13:17drove down in the van selling paving stones to the rioters?
13:22I mean, what did you think they were going to do with them, eh?
13:25Or run off home and start building patios?
13:28Mine is not to reason why.
13:31Mine is but to sell and buy.
13:35Now, anyway.
13:36Anyway, I know a lot of them youngsters down here in Brixton
13:39and their trouble is frustration.
13:41Yes, you see, modern society has denied them the birthright of a war.
13:45Oh, I don't believe you. Are you saying war's our birthright?
13:49Oh, yes. Yes, it is.
13:51For century after century, you see, every generation of British youth
13:56has been guaranteed a decent war.
13:58But that sort of, you know, roar over the top chaps, you know, try that one, four-size Fritz.
14:04I mean, that sort of courage is obsolete.
14:07Because the next war is going to be fought by computer programmers.
14:11See, that's what's frustrating the modern youth.
14:13You could see them any day down there in amusement arcades.
14:16You know, they're doing their national service on the space invaders.
14:21Yeah, but that sort of, that sort of real war that I'm talking about, you know,
14:25Errol Flynn leading the gallant 600 into the valley of death.
14:29John Mills marooned in a thingy.
14:33It's Kenneth Moore refusing to let a little thing like No Legs get him down.
14:41It's a glorious, valiant war, that.
14:43Don't talk like a Burke, Del.
14:45Do what?
14:46What do you know about it, anyway?
14:47The only war you ever fought is the Inch War.
14:50Eh?
14:51No, I've seen all the films, haven't I?
14:53Oh, tomato sauce and stump men, I'm talking about the real fiend.
14:57I remember when I was a little nipper and I saw the soldiers marching off to battle.
15:02Oh, yes.
15:03It was a glorious sight, all right.
15:06Yeah.
15:07I bet all them spears and chariots must have stirred the blood, wasn't they?
15:11Just steer him out, will ya?
15:12Yeah, all right, all right.
15:13My brother George was at Passchendaele.
15:16Now, half a million Allied troops died there.
15:19All for five miles of mud.
15:22I was at King's Cross Station when his regiment come home after the armistice.
15:27Most of them was carried off the train.
15:31I saw men with limbs missing.
15:34Blind men.
15:36Men who couldn't breathe properly cos their lungs had been shot to bits by mustard gas.
15:41While the nation celebrated, they was hidden away in big grey buildings,
15:48far from the public gaze.
15:51I mean, courage like that could put you right off your victory dinner, couldn't it?
15:57They promised us homes fit for heroes.
16:01They'd give us heroes fit for homes.
16:06I'd never wear a British uniform on principle.
16:13What principle?
16:15Well, on the principle that the Russians might shoot at it.
16:18The politicians, the politicians and the military men used to con, ya see.
16:26They had little lads, youngsters, believing that their country really did need them.
16:31Do you know, they used to have little lads of 14 pretending they was 18,
16:36just so they could fight for their king and country.
16:39Well, they accepted the little sprogs.
16:41More often than not, my brother George lied about his age.
16:46Pretended he was 18?
16:47No, he was 18, he pretended he was 14.
16:50They saw through it, though.
16:53I think it was the moustache.
16:56Yeah, cos 14-year-olds, they don't.
17:01Bloody hell.
17:08Oi! Oi, what are you doing?
17:11I think there's a pigeon trying to nest in our ear tube.
17:15I think I've fried it away, now.
17:17Don't worry.
17:19Battery's getting a bit low, an' all.
17:34Here, These batteries you got here, how long do they last?
17:37Oh, about twelve hours each.
17:40Twelve hours?
17:41Only another 36 to go.
17:43Don't time fly when you're having fun.
17:47Here.
17:49Here, Oppenheimer.
17:50Listen, if the bomb was to drop round here,
17:53how long would we have to stay inside this thing here?
17:56Well, it depends upon the degree of the contamination in the air outside
17:59because we're in a very vulnerable position here being so close to the docks.
18:03But I would say roughly give or take a week or two, about two years.
18:10So, two years?
18:12Yeah, give or take a week or two.
18:14If you think I'm staying in a lead-lined dizzin' up with you and grandad
18:18and a chemical bloody carzy, you've got another thing coming.
18:22Yeah, but if we leave the shelter within two years, we'll die of radiation poisoning.
18:26And if we stay inside the shelter for two years, we'll die of bloody lead poisoning.
18:31It's right, Rodney.
18:32The rescue team will move a straight round to the nearest scrap metal yard.
18:36Yeah.
18:37You know, that's another point.
18:38That's a point.
18:38Listen.
18:38Oi, these batteries that are supposed to purify the air, right,
18:42they last 12 hours, right?
18:44OK.
18:45How many of them are we going to need?
18:46Come on, Einstein.
18:48You're the one with the GCEs and the maths.
18:50Well, it's two a day, seven days a week, two sevens of 14.
18:55Oh, see that grandad?
18:57Two sevens of 14.
18:58Just like that.
18:58No hesitation.
19:00Shut up, will you?
19:01So, that's 14 times 52.
19:05Twice.
19:05Twice.
19:05I know.
19:06So, that works out at about 1,450-odd.
19:12Well, that's not too bad.
19:15I thought we were going to need a lot.
19:18So, what we're going to need is 1,450-odd heavy-duty batteries, about five tonne of canned food,
19:2630,000 gallons of fresh drinking water, and a three-and-a-half-acre warehouse to store it all in.
19:31Well, I did say we'd have to wine out a few little wrinkles, didn't I?
19:36A few little wrinkles?
19:37A few little wrinkles?
19:38We got more wrinkles than an elephant's got in his bleeding trunk.
19:43All in all, in taking everything into consideration, Rodney, I think I'd rather be outside and go instantly with the bomb, Rodney.
19:50Instantly, eh?
19:51And what makes you so sure it'll be instant, eh, Del?
19:53Them bombs contain Strontium-90, not Nescafe.
19:57You see, the bomb explodes about a mile above the city, right?
20:00Causing a radioactive rain to fall.
20:02Now, this radiation then penetrates the pores of the skin, causing violent sores and diseases.
20:07Best not to wear anything decent, then, eh?
20:10Will you be serious for one minute?
20:13Look, it's here.
20:14Once the radiation is in the bloodstream, it begins to attack your metabolism.
20:19You become subject to drastic biological changes.
20:22That's metamorphosis.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:26Yeah.
20:27Anyway, your shape and form will alter radically,
20:30as the mutation takes effect.
20:32Don't sound too promising, do it, dear old boy?
20:35I mean, you have a job to get a suit off the pig now, don't you?
20:40All right, all right, you can laugh,
20:42but I'm telling you, this city would be inhabited by roaming mobs of mutants.
20:46Vacant-eyed subhumans dragging their knuckles through the litter and debris
20:51that was once civilisation.
20:53Sounds a bit like Stamford Bridge after a bad result.
20:56Look, if this is true, Rodney,
20:58what the hell are we doing trying to survive?
21:01Well, it's our duty, isn't it?
21:03I mean, when we step out of here, we're going to be intact.
21:06Perfect.
21:10Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
21:11the human race will be looking to people like us, anyway,
21:13to replenish the species.
21:15We'll be like two new Adams going forth to multiply.
21:18Yeah, and you, you dirty little ram,
21:23will be out there multiplying quicker than a pocket calculator.
21:27I see it all now.
21:28I see it all now.
21:29He's practically praying for the end of civilisation
21:32just so he can get out there and put it about a bit.
21:35What time do you make it, Rodney?
21:37Ten past twelve.
21:38Yeah, sorry, I'll make it that too.
21:40Come on then, Grandad's bedtime, come on.
21:42Well, as the saying goes,
21:43if my species needs me, I will not be found wanting.
21:46Yeah, I bet.
21:48Anyway, it's one thing to look forward to, innit, Grandad, eh?
21:51You know, come the end of the war,
21:53me and Rodney are going to make a foursome
21:55with a couple of mutants.
21:57I'll have the one with the three lug holes
21:59and the eye underneath her arm.
22:01Because I don't fancy yours much.
22:03Be like that.
22:05You bet your sweet Bippy hit one.
22:07Won't make much difference to you, anyway.
22:09You go out with mutants in peacetime.
22:11I mean, look at that thing that you took out on Thursday.
22:14God, stroll on.
22:15I was so embarrassed I had to tell my mates
22:17that you were taking it to market.
22:19I did try and warn you it's a bit ragged.
22:21A bit ragged.
22:22You liar.
22:24You said to me,
22:25it looked like the one out of the Abba.
22:27Yeah.
22:28I meant the one with the beard.
22:30Anyway,
22:31we won't be the only ones
22:32to survive the Holocaust intact, were we?
22:34I mean, I'm thinking of the various institutions.
22:36Public schools, that sort of thing.
22:39I mean, you bet your life Rodine's got a shelter.
22:42Adel,
22:44a thousand new bar girls
22:46in a shelter
22:47in school uniform.
22:49You sicko.
22:55Oh, no, no.
22:56Don't misunderstand me.
22:57I mean,
22:57the school uniforms
22:58are of no importance whatsoever.
23:00I don't know why I mentioned them.
23:01No, no.
23:01It's probably because you're a
23:02twisted, perverted,
23:03corrupted,
23:04warped little pervo.
23:06Well, yeah,
23:06that might have something to do with it.
23:09It's in the line of duty, Del.
23:10They're perfect specimens.
23:12They're intelligent.
23:13Of course they're intelligent.
23:14They're still at bloody school,
23:15aren't they?
23:16It would have fit
23:17all that hockey.
23:21You might fancy the headmistress.
23:23Oh, thank you very much.
23:27Well,
23:27I think it's definitely worth bearing in mind
23:30in an emergency.
23:34Yeah, all right.
23:37Well, good night, Rodney.
23:38Good night, Del.
23:40Night, Grandad.
23:42Good night, Del.
23:44Night, Grandad.
23:46Good night, Rodney.
23:49Night, John Boy.
23:50Shut up.
24:06War is hell.
24:07Alan Ladd said that.
24:18Did he really go to sleep?
24:23Or was it oldie Murphy?
24:26I don't know.
24:27I'm tired.
24:30It must have been one of them.
24:32Well, perhaps they both bloody said it.
24:35Go to sleep, will you?
24:36No, that was Rock Hudson.
24:41For crying out loud,
24:43will you two go to sleep?
24:53Rodney?
24:56Yeah, Rodney.
24:58Don't keep your eyes closed.
25:00I'm talking to you.
25:00What?
25:02I've just been thinking.
25:04Might not be a bad idea to survive the next war after all.
25:08Well, you got something up your sleeve, Del?
25:09No, no, no.
25:09Just a little idea that's been running around me old brain box.
25:12That's all.
25:12What's the point?
25:14All the animals will be dead.
25:16Won't be able to grow nothing
25:18because all the earth will be contaminated.
25:21Where are we going to get something to eat?
25:25Down to be a little package shop open somewhere.
25:30But we won't be the only ones to survive, will we?
25:33I was just thinking about all them girls down at that Rodine school.
25:37No, no, no, no.
25:38Nothing like that.
25:39Nothing like that.
25:39I was just thinking, you see.
25:41Most of those girls down there,
25:42they are the daughters of the noblers.
25:47The noblers.
25:49The noblers.
25:50French for nobility, isn't it, eh?
25:54Oh, sorry, I was miles off.
25:58Well, you see, down there, you don't know who's who, do you?
26:00I mean, you could meet a scruffy 17-year-old
26:02in a sweaty hockey shirt and muddy plimsolls.
26:06And you could be talking to the 459th in line for the throne.
26:11But after the old Russians had dropped 20,000 nuclear bombs on us,
26:15that scruffy 17-year-old
26:16could turn out to be first in line for the throne.
26:20So, you see, if I got on me bike,
26:24whipped down there a bit sharpish, like,
26:26did me Adam's axe, splash a brute, you know,
26:28took her out for a steak meal,
26:30loads of charm,
26:33I could end up being the king.
26:37On the other hand, a bit of mutation,
26:39a touch of strontium 90,
26:40I could end up being the queen.
26:45But either way, either ways, it wouldn't matter
26:47because the tax man wouldn't be able to get at me, would he, eh?
26:50Because I would be the head of state.
26:54And what with you out there multiplying all over the place.
26:57I shouldn't be short of a few subjects, should I, eh?
26:59Yeah.
27:00We can go for our holidays in Mustique.
27:08Hey, hey, what?
27:09Grandad could be Queen Mother.
27:13Yeah.
27:15We'll dye his hat pink.
27:19Yeah.
27:20Anyway, no, I mean,
27:22even if that didn't happen,
27:23and I can't honestly see how I could fail,
27:26you see,
27:28if the entire civilisation was wiped out,
27:32we'd all be equal, wouldn't we?
27:34Because none of us would have nothing, right?
27:37Right.
27:38Except us, Rodders.
27:41Well, what would we have, Dale?
27:44A grand's worth of lead.
27:47Eh?
27:48Pretty shrewd, eh, Rodney?
27:50Yeah.
27:50It's a real mind-bender, Dale, eh?
27:52Yeah.
27:52No, no, we'll be all right.
27:56We'll survive, Rodney.
27:58You know why?
27:59Because we're survivors, that's why.
28:02Yeah.
28:04When the old alarm bells start ringing
28:06and the old missiles start firing
28:08and all the people are rushing about
28:10like mad mice trying to find somewhere to hide,
28:13we'll be tucked up in our own little nuclear shelter.
28:17Yeah.
28:17The end of the world
28:20could be just the break we're looking for.
28:24Oh, we're pretty shrewd, Rodney.
28:26Because they started dropping a bomb on us right now.
28:30We'd be as safe as ours is, brother.
28:33Safe as ours is.
28:35Await.
28:36There we go.
28:37Looks like a 된 on us.
28:37Me too.
28:38All right.
28:39There we go.
28:40Look it.
28:41There we go.
28:42Thanks, brother.
28:42Thanks, brother.
28:43Thanks, brother.
28:43I'm back.
28:43Okay, рекa, what it's been.
28:44Thanks, brother.
28:44Thanks, brother.
28:45Thanks.
28:45Thank you, Mohammad.
28:48Thank you, Toby.
28:49Hi, Brother.
28:51Yeah!
28:52I'm back.
28:54There we go.
29:00Thanks, brother.
29:02Do see.
29:03Ah, sabus.