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00:00Go and have a nice kip, eh?
00:03His legs are still playing him up.
00:06Well, I told him not to run in the London Marathon.
00:09Anyway, he's not coming to the tenants' meeting with us.
00:11You're still coming, isn't you?
00:13Hey, no way, bruv.
00:14I'm going out with that little waitress that I blagged at the Pisa Palace.
00:17Eh? How did you manage to pull her?
00:19Well, I read somewhere that women are turned on by men in situations of power,
00:22so I told her I was a Euro minister.
00:25And she believed you?
00:27Oh, yeah.
00:27She must be thicker than them pizzas she dishes out of.
00:31Oi, don't get sardonic.
00:33Here, what's all this about, anyway?
00:34I'm writing out a list of questions I want to ask at the meeting.
00:37Oh, yeah?
00:38Like why the lifts are still out of action in our block?
00:40No, more important things than that, Del.
00:43I mean, in the last year or so, right, we've had a crime explosion on this estate, yeah?
00:48And yet the police, they don't come near or by, and I want to know the reason.
00:51Well, they can't get on the estate, can they?
00:53The natives won't let them.
00:55Come on, that is rubbish.
00:56No, no, it ain't.
00:58Look, last month a copper came round just to return a lost dog, and we had three nights of rioting.
01:03Ooh.
01:04Look, I don't care what their excuses are, I'm going to demand more police patrols on this estate.
01:09Not too many, Rodney.
01:10Come here.
01:13I'm writing out this catalogue of crime.
01:15See what the chairman's got to say about that.
01:17Catalogue?
01:18Listen, come on, look, there's some catalogue in it.
01:20Look, May the 6th, Grandad's shopping trolley stolen from pram sheds.
01:25Yeah, well, that's the only one I can think of.
01:28Gordon Bennett, there are 2,000 stories in the naked city, and this plonker is looking for a basket on wheels.
01:33Look, I haven't heard of other crimes, but I don't know the times and the dates and what have you.
01:40I've got to provide details, not rumours.
01:42Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Aldridge then?
01:46Yes, good idea.
01:48Rita.
01:49What happened to Rita Aldridge then?
01:52Last Friday night, she was indecently assaulted over by the Adventure Playground.
01:56No.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Did she report it?
01:59Yep.
01:59I saw her this morning, she'd just been down at a police station.
02:01Right, there you are, you see, that is exactly the sort of thing...
02:06Hold on a minute, if this happened on Friday night, how come it's taken her till Wednesday to report it?
02:11Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced.
02:16LAUGHTER
02:17LAUGHTER
02:47How are you going, Dave?
03:06Oh, all right, sir.
03:08No doubt, boy.
03:09No, he's out.
03:11What's your brain, Dave?
03:12His legs was playing him up.
03:14Yeah, well, it's probably just a touch of fibrosite,
03:17this, you know.
03:18Yeah, more than like.
03:19That's how my nan started off.
03:21Did you ever meet my nan?
03:22Well, only at her funeral.
03:25You were at her funeral, weren't you, Dave?
03:29Trigg, why'd you call me Dave?
03:31My name's not Dave.
03:34My name's Rodney.
03:36I thought it was Dave.
03:37Yeah, it's Rodney.
03:39You sure?
03:41Yeah, I'm positive.
03:42I've looked it up on me birth certificate
03:44and my passport and everything.
03:46It is definitely Rodney.
03:49Oh, well, you live and learn.
03:52So what's Dave?
03:53Your nickname, right?
03:54No.
03:55You're the only one who calls me Dave.
03:58Everybody else calls me Rodney.
04:00And the reason they call me Rodney
04:02is because Rodney is my name.
04:06Oh, well.
04:07I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.
04:10Basil, you're going to get this meeting started.
04:12Me and Dave ain't got all night.
04:13Look, mate.
04:14Oh, yeah.
04:16Er, can't start the meeting
04:17without the vice chairman in attendance.
04:19It's in our constitution.
04:21Well, how long's he going to be?
04:23Ooh, could be a hell of a long time, son.
04:24He died a fortnight ago.
04:27Died?
04:29Well, what was the point in calling the meeting?
04:31Well, I was hoping, if we'd had a bigger turnout,
04:34to elect a new vice chairman from the floor.
04:37You need a new vice chairman?
04:39Well, if he'll help you out any,
04:40Baz, I'll nominate Rodney.
04:42What?
04:42I second it.
04:44Now, hang on a minute.
04:45All those in favour?
04:47Against?
04:49Nomination accepted.
04:50Welcome aboard, son.
04:51I don't want to be vice chairman.
04:57I thought you was interested
04:58in all that political malarkey.
05:00Well, yeah, I am,
05:01but I don't want his job.
05:04Oh, well, I suppose Del Boy was right all along.
05:08What do you mean?
05:09Well, he always said you was too immature
05:11to accept responsibility.
05:14Oh, did he?
05:16Well, we'll have to see about that then, won't we?
05:18Where do I sit, Baz?
05:25Where do I sit, Baz?
05:27Hey, oh, next to me, son.
05:28Right.
05:30I declare this meeting open.
05:32Now, the first item on the agenda
05:33is my resignation.
05:37More than the chair.
05:39Congratulations, son.
05:46Going down there, then, Trick?
05:47Yeah, I'll have a quick one with you, Baz.
05:49Oi, what about the meeting?
05:51Well, you'll have to close it, won't you?
05:52You ain't got a vice chairman.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:57Well, um, meeting closed.
06:01We've done that well, didn't we, Trick?
06:03Oh, yeah.
06:03We've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well, we've done that well
06:33Sigh.
06:34Sigh.
06:35Sigh.
06:36Sigh.
06:37Sigh.
06:38Sigh.
06:39Sigh.
06:40Sigh.
06:41Horanges there, lovely.
06:42Three for 25 feet.
06:43They're lovely.
06:44They're juicy.
06:45They're full of intimacy.
06:46Suck one of these a day.
06:47You'll never catch scurvy.
06:48What do you want?
06:49Three, darling?
06:50There you go.
06:5125 feet.
06:52God bless you, love.
06:53Look after yourself.
06:54Come on, girls.
06:55The finest Spanish oranges just in from Seville.
06:57They're fresh, then.
06:58Fresh?
06:59Fresh?
07:00They were playing castanets this morning, my darling.
07:01Free.
07:02Here you go.
07:03Duh.
07:04Right?
07:05Take that one for luck.
07:06Thank you very much.
07:07God bless you, my love.
07:08Well, don't swallow the pips, will ya?
07:10Right.
07:11Come on, look.
07:12Where the ruddy hell have you been, eh?
07:13You know where I've been.
07:14I told you I had to go down the town hall.
07:16Yeah, you said you'd only be 20 minutes.
07:17That was four hours ago.
07:19Oh, yeah, sorry.
07:20Well, but, you know, I got a bit involved with council business.
07:23Oh, did you?
07:24Yeah.
07:25Well, of course, I got a bit involved myself here, you know,
07:27with silly little things like trying to organise us some profit.
07:30Oi, you little git!
07:32Hey, you want to get your priorities sorted out, my son?
07:34You want to make your mind up whether you want to be chairman of the Tenants' Association,
07:38or you want to work this pitch, right?
07:40No, no, cos I had to go down and introduce myself to Miss Mackenzie.
07:44Oh, who's Miss Mackenzie?
07:47She's in charge of the housing and welfare down the town hall.
07:50She's a very important lady, and she was very impressed with me.
07:54Oh, well, she would be, wouldn't you?
07:56I mean, like, you know, it's the suit, innit, eh?
07:58Well, yeah.
07:59What do you want, three?
08:00God bless Diane.
08:01She's very intelligent, actually.
08:02We got on really well.
08:03Yeah, well, they do say the opposite's a track, don't they, eh?
08:04Oi, come on, you.
08:05Get these crates sorted out, will you?
08:06What?
08:07Oh, come on, Del.
08:08I mean, don't you think it's going to be a little bit demeaning for the chairman and the Tenants' Association
08:21to be seen humping dirty old crates around the market?
08:25Do you want any wages tomorrow?
08:28Where shall I put them?
08:31Don't tempt me, Rodney.
08:33Don't tempt me.
08:34All right, dear old boy.
08:42Oh, hello, Grandad.
08:43What are you doing here, eh?
08:44I've just been getting something in for dinner.
08:46Yeah?
08:47What have I got, Grandad?
08:48Er...
08:49Do you like attic pie, Del?
08:51No, I don't.
08:52You've got attic pie.
08:56Terrific.
08:57Oi, how's your legs?
08:59Still hurting.
09:00I told you.
09:01Don't you know what they are, ain't they?
09:02They're growing pains.
09:03Look, if you want to hang on, I'll give you a lift back in the van.
09:06No, that's all right, Rodney.
09:08I'll try and walk it off.
09:10See you later.
09:11Yeah, see ya.
09:12Has he got pineapples?
09:13No, I think it's just rheumatism.
09:14Oh, no, no, sorry.
09:15No, we ain't got any pineapples, love, you see.
09:16No, it's this weather we've been having, you know.
09:17You can't get the people to go out and pick them.
09:18Never mind.
09:19I've got some nice pineapple tasting oranges here, and I've got them in special today.
09:21I knew you was coming in.
09:22They come from Seville.
09:23They come from Seville.
09:24They are Spanish.
09:25There's three for 25p.
09:26View, six for 90.
09:27Come on, Don.
09:28Then, after that work, me and Miss McKenzie were thinking of forming a police and local community
09:33action committee.
09:34You want to get them picking lifts fixed first?
09:35Oh.
09:36No, that's all right.
09:37That's all in hand.
09:38No, that's all right.
09:39That's all in hand.
09:40Mm-hm.
09:41Oh.
09:42Oh.
09:43Oh.
09:44Oh.
09:45Oh.
09:46Oh.
09:47Oh.
09:48Oh.
09:49Oh.
09:50Oh.
09:51Oh.
09:52Oh.
09:53Oh.
09:54Oh.
09:55Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:58Oh, look at this.
09:59He ain't even put the shop in of what.
10:01The lazy git.
10:02I'm going to sack him one of these days, I will.
10:05Hang about.
10:06Dale.
10:07Oh.
10:08Oh, my God.
10:09Grandad.
10:10Grandad.
10:11What's the matter with him?
10:13Well, how the hell do I know?
10:15Dale, the brain they can.
10:16Yeah.
10:19No, he ain't been at this.
10:21Well, I meant pour him some.
10:26Shall I give him the kiss of life?
10:27Oh, I ain't that bad.
10:28Good God for that.
10:29You're alive.
10:30Um, awake.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Yeah.
10:38I just got up to switch over to Crossroads.
10:40Yeah.
10:41And what happened?
10:42I don't know, Dale Boy.
10:43I didn't see the ending.
10:46We actually meant what happened to you.
10:53I just come over bad, Rodney.
10:56Me legs give way.
10:58Them stairs will be the death of me.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Yeah, come on, come on.
11:03Get him into bed.
11:04Come on, Grandad.
11:05Come on, that's it.
11:06Get up.
11:07Get up.
11:08Come on.
11:09Look, I'll put him in the bedroom.
11:10You phone for the doctor, Rodney.
11:11Right.
11:12There's no need to call the doctor, Dale Boy.
11:13I'll be all right.
11:14No, you just shut up.
11:15It's nothing to do with you.
11:16Oh, good evening.
11:20Could you put me through to Dr. Becker, please?
11:22Yes, it is an emergency.
11:24Hello, Dr. Becker?
11:27Look, sorry to bother you, but it's my granddaddy's not very well.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Yeah, my name is Trotter.
11:33We live on the estate...
11:34Oh, you remember.
11:36Well, could you...
11:37There's what cleared up.
11:39No, I've never heard anything like that.
11:43No, no, no, no.
11:46You must be getting me mixed up with somebody else.
11:48Well, is he coming round?
11:50Yeah, well, could you come round straight away, please?
11:52You're going out to dinner.
11:54Tell him he can have dinner here.
11:56Yeah, you could have dinner here.
11:57He could have radic pie.
11:59You radic pie, give us that, will ya?
12:02Hello, Doctor.
12:03Now, my name is Dale Trotter.
12:05Now, you don't know me, but we've got a mutual friend.
12:07Her name is Rita Aldridge.
12:09That's right.
12:10And I happen to talk to your good lady wife every day in the market.
12:14Right.
12:15It's on his way round.
12:17It's on his way round.
12:47I want you to make sure that he gets plenty of sleep and lots of fresh air.
12:56Right.
12:57We could put his bed on the balcony.
13:01Fresh air.
13:02Fresh air.
13:03Haven't you noticed all the juggernauts and buses smoking away past this place?
13:07The only fresh air my grandad gets is when he's listening to the archers.
13:10Well, there isn't very much I can do about the pollution problem.
13:13Well, I know, I know.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:15I'm sorry, Doctor.
13:16Doctor.
13:17What about his legs?
13:18Oh, don't worry.
13:19He's got legs like Nijinsky.
13:21Huh.
13:22Nijinsky's a racehorse.
13:23Well, my dear, he means Nijinsky the Russian Ballet Dancer.
13:27I don't.
13:28Oh.
13:29Um, well, what's the matter with him then, Doctor?
13:35Exhaustion!
13:36Twelve flights of stairs.
13:38Difficult enough for a young man, let alone someone of your grandfather's age.
13:41Now, what he needs is ground floor accommodation.
13:43Have you seen any of those new council bungalows in Harrington Road?
13:47Oh, yeah, them.
13:48They're lovely, aren't they?
13:49They've got three bedrooms, little garden, robes in the park.
13:53Huh.
13:54Still, what chance do we stand?
13:55I mean, you need to have nine kids and speak with a foreign accent to get one of them.
13:59Well, if you think it would do any good, I could write a letter to the council recommending
14:03you be moved.
14:04Hmm.
14:05You did that for my mum back in 1962, and they moved us here.
14:09I'm going to put a shop in all night.
14:12The only other thing that would hold a lot of sway with the council's housing department
14:16would be support from the chairman of the Tenants' Association.
14:20Now, who is the chairman of the association these days?
14:23It's me.
14:26All right.
14:27All right.
14:28Good boy.
14:29What?
14:30Hmm?
14:31Morning.
14:32Good boy.
14:33Good boy.
14:34I didn't know you were in here.
15:04You keeping a vigil?
15:08No, I'm just sitting here with Granddad.
15:11What have you got there?
15:16Oh, it's just some fruit.
15:19What did you get?
15:22Got him some grapes, have you?
15:24No, they're oranges.
15:27Orange?
15:29Oranges?
15:31I couldn't think of what else to get him.
15:33Look, Del, you know I'd like to help.
15:37I've got nothing further to say on the subject.
15:40Your granddad would have a suck of that.
15:42How you could do this to your own flesh and blood, I've got no idea.
15:47But what's Miss Mackenzie going to think, eh?
15:50I mean, I've only been chairman of the association for two days
15:53and already I'm in to offer a new bungalow.
15:55I'm not concerned with, I'm not concerned with what Miss Mackenzie thinks.
15:59I'm only concerned with Granddad.
16:01I mean, look at him.
16:03I mean, his brain went years ago.
16:06Now his legs are gone.
16:09There's only the middle bit of him left.
16:14We could take him to Lourdes.
16:16Lourdes?
16:17Lourdes?
16:18He don't even like cricket.
16:20I mean, the Lourdes in France.
16:26Oh, Lourdes in France, yeah, no.
16:29No, that's no good.
16:30I mean, what you gain on the miracle cures,
16:32you lose on the seasickness on the way home.
16:35Yeah?
16:38Still here, old boy.
16:40Yes, I'm here, Granddad.
16:41It's all right, don't worry.
16:43Look, Rodney's brought you some oranges.
16:46I'll put them over there, shall I, with the other 3,000.
16:51You're a good boy, Rodney.
16:53You've always looked after your old Granddad.
16:58Rodney, put your hand under my pillow.
17:03Yeah, OK.
17:05Well, what's that under here?
17:07Just something what was left to me by my Granddad.
17:17What is it?
17:18It's my Granddad's old cigarette case.
17:21He carried that with him right throughout the Boer War.
17:25That's a bit of history you're holding there,
17:28and I mean real history.
17:30Not like them Nelson's eye patches
17:32Del Boy flogs to the Tories.
17:37What's this big thing?
17:38Oh, there's a story behind that, Rodney.
17:41See, one night my Granddad was on sentry duty,
17:45standing out there alone in the middle of Africa,
17:48and suddenly a sniper fired at him.
17:52The bullet was aiming straight for my Granddad's heart,
17:56but he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket,
17:59and the bullet hit that instead.
18:02It saved his life.
18:06Well, not really.
18:08See, the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
18:14I want you to have it, Rodney.
18:24What?
18:25My Grand always said it were lucky.
18:30Granddad, he made the bullet ricochet up his nose and blow his brains out.
18:34Yeah, well, could have ricocheted downwards and ruined his entire life.
18:39And do you know where he died, Rodney?
18:43Fighting the Zulus at the Battle of Rooksdrift.
18:46No, was he actually there?
18:49Oh, cosmic.
18:51I always thought it was the Welsh.
18:56No, no, it was definitely the Zulus I saw the film.
19:01You keep that with you always, Rodney.
19:03It'll be something to remember me by.
19:07Oh, now, don't you talk like that, Granddad.
19:09It's all right, Granddad, it's all right.
19:10He'll remember what he done to you.
19:12I'll see to that, don't you worry.
19:14Oh, don't keep on at him, Dale.
19:16He's doing what he thinks is best.
19:19Besides, I might not have liked living on the ground.
19:23I've always been up in the air somewhere.
19:27I think I would have liked the garden, though.
19:30I could have grown some flowers.
19:33I've never, ever had a garden.
19:36Still, what you've never had, you never miss, eh, Dale boy?
19:44That's right, Granddad, that's right.
19:46Rodney, where are you going?
19:49I'm going to find Mr McKenzie about a bungalow.
19:52I see.
19:53It's a good boy, Rodney.
19:54Good boy.
19:55You know it makes sense.
19:57Welcome back.
19:58You're one of the family again.
20:03Dale boy, I'd like to be cremated.
20:07Well, you'll have to wait till morning, cos they'll be closed now.
20:22Oh, God.
20:23Rodney!
20:24Come on.
20:25Look, clear this place up.
20:27That old biddy from the council will be here in a minute.
20:29Dale, I'd like you to meet Miss McKenzie.
20:32Good evening.
20:33A tonde, I'm sure.
20:34Please do sit down, Miss McKenzie.
20:36Can I get you a drink?
20:37Tea, coffee, pina colada?
20:38No, thank you.
20:39That's very kind of you, Mr Trotter.
20:40Yes.
20:41May we, may we?
20:42Derek, please.
20:43Derek.
20:44I've just been in to see...
20:45I've just been in to see your grandfather.
20:47He's a very interesting man.
20:48He was telling me how his own grandfather had died at the Battle of Rourke's Drift.
20:50Ah, well, no.
20:51He wasn't actually at Rourke's Drift.
20:52Er, what he was doing, you see, he was camped in a little field behind him.
20:55And, er, one night he went to see the battle of Rourke's Drift.
20:56Can I get you a drink?
20:57Can I get you a drink?
20:58Can I get you a drink?
20:59Tea, coffee, pina colada?
21:00No, thank you.
21:01That's very kind of you, Mr Trotter.
21:02Yes.
21:03May we, may we?
21:04Derek, please.
21:05Derek, I've just been in to see...
21:06I've just been in to see your grandfather.
21:07He's a very interesting man.
21:08He wasn't to actually act Rourke's Drift.
21:10Er, what he was doing, you see, he was camped in a little field behind him.
21:15And, er, one night he went over to the Zulus to complain about the noise.
21:25Well, er, has it always been your ambition to work for the council, Miss Mackenzie?
21:28Please, call me Margaret.
21:30Margaret?
21:31Margaret.
21:32Margaret.
21:33Do you know that is my most favourite name?
21:34Oh, thank you.
21:35Actually, when I left school I wanted to be a choreographer.
21:37Really?
21:38What a coincidence.
21:39Because I always wanted to go into the medical profession myself.
21:42A choreographer, Del.
21:45It means she wanted to teach dance.
21:47Oh, yeah, of course, that sort of choreographer.
21:50Yeah, yeah, of course.
21:51Are you interested in dancing, then, Margaret?
21:53Well, I was a student of dance for two years.
21:56Well, she was really amazing.
21:58So was I.
21:59Oh, really?
22:00Yeah.
22:01I was at the London School of Dance, Knightsbridge.
22:02Really?
22:03Del was at the Arthur Murray School, Lewisham.
22:05Thank you, Rodney.
22:06Rodney, why don't you go into the kitchen and put your head in the food blender?
22:12Well, do you like ballet, Margaret?
22:17Oh, yes, very much.
22:18Oh, so do I.
22:19It's terrific, isn't it?
22:20Yeah.
22:21What about that Nijinsky, then?
22:22Eh?
22:23Nijinsky?
22:24Yeah, fabulous dancer, eh?
22:25Well, for a Soviet.
22:26Yes, I suppose so.
22:27Yeah, I'm a great fan.
22:29Of Nijinsky's?
22:30Mm.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Actually, I was thinking of getting a couple of tickets, you know, for one of the shows.
22:35Derek, Nijinsky died in 1950.
22:45Did she?
22:49She?
22:50Nijinsky was a man.
22:52Ah.
22:53Oh, yeah.
22:54Yeah, of course he was.
22:55Sorry, sorry.
22:56Because, I know, I'm always getting mixed up with, er...
22:57Arkle?
22:58Yeah, Arkle.
22:59Well, that seems to be about it.
23:00I think I have all the information I need.
23:01How long will we have to wait until we know if our application's been accepted?
23:14You can know right now, Rodney.
23:16I've just signed it.
23:18You mean we've got the bungalow?
23:20Of course.
23:21Here's your new rent book and all the necessary paperwork.
23:24I don't believe it.
23:27You sure you don't want to double check nothing?
23:29That won't be necessary, Rodney.
23:30Margaret knows what she's doing.
23:32Oh, I don't know what to say.
23:35Oh, I'll just say thank you to the nice lady.
23:38Really?
23:39There's no need.
23:41I'm only too pleased to help.
23:44Many people get themselves voted onto tenants' committees purely for their own ends.
23:48But Rodney's different.
23:50He cares.
23:51Oh, he does.
23:52He cares.
23:53He's a diamond.
23:54He really is.
23:55I'm happy in your new homes.
23:56I'll see you at our next committee meeting then.
23:58Yes, yes, of course.
24:00Thanks again.
24:01I can't wait to tell Grandad.
24:04Well, I suppose we'd better get you back to the office.
24:06Now, I'll see Margaret out, Rodney.
24:08There you go.
24:09There you go.
24:10Excuse me.
24:11There you go.
24:13Don't drink it.
24:15Well, I suppose you must have pulled a few strings, eh?
24:19Well, let's just say I applied some rather liberal interpretations to our rules.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Well, if only there was some way that I could show my appreciation, I would...
24:28But mon dieu!
24:29Mon dieu!
24:30I mean, why don't I take you out for a nice celebratory dream?
24:33Oh, that's very nice of you, but I've got a lot of paperwork to finish.
24:36Oh, okay.
24:37Well, you know, some other time then, maybe, eh?
24:39Yes.
24:40Well, goodbye.
24:41Eh?
24:42No, no.
24:43Not goodbye, Margaret.
24:44No.
24:45Just bonjour.
24:56Well, we've done it.
24:57Now, that is a pair of being a chairman, Del.
25:00Leave it out.
25:01It was my chat what did it.
25:03Oh, yeah.
25:04It was your chat, yeah.
25:05Oh, I choreographer, aren't you?
25:06Yeah, well, of course, I've always wanted to be in the medical profession myself.
25:09Boy, cut that out, will you?
25:11You!
25:12Have we got it, Del?
25:14Yeah.
25:15Of course we've got it, Granddad.
25:16Look.
25:17We move in next week!
25:18Ah!
25:19Hey!
25:20My old man!
25:21Set for a hundred days.
25:22Had to dilly-dally on the way.
25:24Hey!
25:25I'll get you a beer, Granddad.
25:26There it is.
25:27The man with me old man in it.
25:29Hot for the dog with me old cock.
25:31Yeah.
25:32I dillied and dallied.
25:34Dallied and dillied.
25:35We feeling a little bit better, are we, Granddad?
25:39I'm feeling on top of the world, Rodney.
25:42Do you know how I thought as much?
25:44Because five minutes ago, you couldn't wiggle your toes,
25:47and now you're doing an audition for the Hot Shoe Show.
25:52You two have really stitched me up, haven't you?
25:54But not just me, Dr. Becker and Miss Mackenzie as well.
25:58Oh, shut up, you tart!
26:00We couldn't let you in on our little plan, could we?
26:02Because you...
26:03You're...
26:04Well, to put it politely,
26:05you're full of principle, aren't you?
26:07Eighty-ogrant, eh?
26:08Yeah.
26:09How else could we have done it, Rodney?
26:11We've got ourselves a beautiful new home,
26:13a bit of garden, a garage, and no stairs!
26:17Brain, Dad, the point is that we lot...
26:20Hmm?
26:22Well, I suppose them stairs were a bit much for you.
26:27Yeah.
26:28And I can hardly blame Del for the lifts breaking down.
26:34Do you think you even went to a trap?
26:36Right, come here, you.
26:37I'm going to hurt you really bad.
26:38Hop in!
26:43Oh, hello, Marguerite.
26:45Did you forget something?
26:47Only my manners, I'm sorry to say.
26:49I've just realised that you, quite naturally,
26:51would like to celebrate your new home,
26:53but as Rodney would have to stay in with Grandad,
26:55you have no-one to go with,
26:57so if your invitation is still open...
26:59Hmm?
27:00Oh, yeah, well, of course it is.
27:01Yeah, if you'd just like to hang on uno momento.
27:05I mustn't have too much to drink, though.
27:07It goes straight to my head.
27:09Is it really?
27:11We'll have to keep our eye on you, then, won't we, eh?
27:14Oi, listen, I'm off out.
27:15I don't know what time I'm going to be back,
27:16but don't put the chub on, all right?
27:18Listen, what I thought we might do
27:20is slip down the next head for a couple of swift halves,
27:23and then we could go to this, er,
27:25well, go on to this little spick drinking club I know
27:28over at New Cross.
27:29I don't want to be out too late.
27:31Don't worry, we'll get you back in your flat before three.
27:34Yeah, dear, don't forget your scarf is free.
27:37Well, hello again.
27:44He seems to be over the worst.
27:46Yeah, well, you know, it comes and goes.
27:49So it would appear...
27:50Mm, collapse.
27:51What?
27:52Collapse.
27:54I shouldn't bother.
27:55You might do yourself an injury.
27:56Oi, you're going to need the keys if you...
27:58I am disgusted with a lot of you,
28:01but especially with Rodney.
28:03I believed you.
28:05I believed me.
28:07I assume you'll be resigning, Mr Chairman?
28:10First thing in the morning, yeah.
28:12And I'll tell you what I'm going to do in the morning.
28:14I'm going to do you all yet another favour.
28:16I'm going to save you the inconvenience of moving.
28:20Good night to you all.
28:26Margaret!
28:27What?
28:28We still on for that drink?