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00:00La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
00:30Packy's shop won't let us have nothing on, Tick.
00:32Says it's part of his culture.
00:34Don't think it's got anything to do with a 46 quib.
00:36We already are him, don't you?
00:38Funny, nutty, mention that.
00:43Stuart's got nothing to do with me.
00:45That's right.
00:46But the moment you suggested going down the auction
00:49and buying on your own,
00:50I knew there'd be trouble.
00:52I won't say nothing on the matter, Rodney.
00:54Good.
00:54Must have seen him coming.
01:06Good morning, Uncle.
01:07Oh, morning, Joe.
01:08Packy won't let us have no breakfast.
01:10It's all right.
01:10Haven't felt much like eating recently.
01:17Still have a like out?
01:19Oh, it's partly, Del.
01:20Good, good.
01:21Nice thick frost, is there?
01:25Bit slippery underfoot, yeah.
01:26Yeah, yeah.
01:27Terrific.
01:28Lots of little flecks of snow in the air, is there?
01:30Yeah, a bit of sleek, Del, yeah.
01:31Oh, cushy.
01:33Nice northerly wind howling in from the Urals, is there?
01:37Cuts right through you, Del.
01:39No.
01:40Because today, Uncle Albert,
01:42owing to young Rodney's foresight and GCEs,
01:45while all them other plonkers down the market
01:50are selling woolly hats and thermal underwear,
01:52we're going to make a right killing.
01:54Do you know why we're going to make a killing?
01:58We ain't got woolly underwear.
02:00We've got suntan lotion.
02:05We ain't got just a little drop of suntan lotion.
02:09We've got 500 bloody quid worth of them.
02:12I told you before, I bought it as an investment.
02:15An investment?
02:16Ménage à trois.
02:20In the middle of the worst winter for two million years,
02:23with the weatherman laying hogs on a new ice age,
02:26this dipstick goes out and buys our Amazal air.
02:30And the weatherman are also forecasting a boiling hot summer.
02:34So come May or June, we can sell all of that
02:36or swap it for something else.
02:37Like 50 or 60 anoraks, maybe.
02:40You won't give me no credit, will you?
02:43Nor would that packy.
02:46Shut up, Albert.
02:47Nothing to do with me.
02:49That 500 quid that you squandered on this stuff
02:52was the last of the company's capital.
02:54Oh, and how was I supposed to know that?
02:56How were you supposed to know that?
02:57You're the firm's accountant, you wally.
03:01You don't call that at me now, are you?
03:03Oh, look at that.
03:06We've got nothing to sell and no money to buy with.
03:10Can't be that bad, Del.
03:12Must be something you could knock out.
03:13Yeah.
03:14I know what I would like to knock out.
03:17What's in the van?
03:18Nothing.
03:19What's in the garage?
03:20The van.
03:21The only thing we've knocked out in the last month
03:25was that electric deep fryer to the governor of the Nag's Head.
03:28And I'm waiting for a comeback on that.
03:31Well, it's him, isn't it?
03:31Eh?
03:32I mean, ever since he come to live here,
03:34we've had nothing but bad luck.
03:36What's he on about now?
03:37Oh, I don't know.
03:38All right.
03:39What about the time he was in the Navy, eh?
03:40Every single ship they ever sailed on
03:42either got torpedoed or dive-bombed.
03:46Two of them in peacetime.
03:49Del, what now?
03:50It was a jinx.
03:51Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
03:53Gordon, Bennett.
03:54You'll be burning witches next.
03:55Went down and ordered Grandad's headstone the other day.
04:06Yeah, it's a beautiful thing it is.
04:10It's got all angels and things around it.
04:13And it's got this great big eagle with a scroll in its foot.
04:16Foot, yeah.
04:18Of course, I think I'll have to cancel that now.
04:20That would cheer them up down the plastics factory, wouldn't it, eh?
04:23It's like they'd gone and bought all the fibreglass and everything.
04:29Something's bound to turn up, Del.
04:31He who dares, eh?
04:32Well, if you say so, Rodney, you say so.
04:34I was reading in the Sunday papers
04:36about them fellas what pick up with these rich old widders.
04:39What'd they call them?
04:41Toy boys.
04:44You want to see the stuff they pick up for presents?
04:48Solid gold watches, sports cards, money.
04:51Might be worth considering.
04:53Well, we both admire your spirit, Uncle,
04:57but don't you think you've left it a bit late for that sort of thing?
05:01I'm not talking about me.
05:03I meant you.
05:04Me?
05:06I'm not selling my old body to some old tart, thank you.
05:11Not even for the family?
05:13Especially not for the family.
05:15I'm not going to let myself become some hooker.
05:19Listen, Uncle.
05:26You came to stay with us for a couple of nights about four weeks ago.
05:31So you don't know us very well.
05:33So let me explain something to you, you see.
05:36You see, you can't expect Rodney to go and do something like that.
05:40I mean, even I wouldn't expect Rodney to do something like that.
05:43I suppose it was too much to ask.
05:51Sorry, Dale.
05:52It's all right.
05:53I mean, Rodney can't even give it away, let alone flog it.
05:55There you are.
06:12Look, stick that on the windscreen, will you?
06:14Couldn't we sell this and get something more useful?
06:25Oh, what?
06:26Like a bus pass.
06:29I'm not in the mood, Rodney.
06:30Just not in the mood, all right?
06:35Yeah, only if one of them was to accidentally fall in our direction, won't they?
06:39Oi, leave off, Dale.
06:41You've got nowhere to hide it.
06:44Yeah, well, you know, that's what I'm there.
06:49I suppose you're right.
06:50Come on.
06:54Hello, Mike.
06:56How's that deep-fried Dale's hell get?
07:04I want a word with you, Trotter.
07:06Yes, yes, of course, Michael.
07:08I'll be in the office.
07:12Go on.
07:15What are you trying to do to me?
07:17I didn't know, Dale, boy.
07:19Oi, Dale.
07:19I just had a thought where we could have one of them barrels.
07:22Yeah, where?
07:22In his mouth.
07:26That's enough, thanks, Mike.
07:29Come on, darling.
07:30I ordered a chicken in a basket half hour ago.
07:32Well, what are you waiting for?
07:32The egg to act?
07:35It's not my fault.
07:36I'd eat fryers on the blink.
07:42Ain't customers stupid, eh?
07:47Put it like that, I suppose they are.
07:49Here you are.
07:50Come on.
07:50Get that down your neck.
07:52Small rum.
07:53Just to keep the cold out, Dale.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Make the most of it.
07:56Could be your last.
07:58I've been thinking.
07:59Oh, leave it out.
07:59Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is.
08:02Hang on.
08:03Right, now, look.
08:04When I was studying for my GCE in maths, right,
08:07I had to learn how to do cross-cancelling equations.
08:11Yeah?
08:12Now, the idea is you list all your problems
08:15and then eradicate them using a process of elimination,
08:19thus discovering the solution.
08:21That's what I've been doing.
08:24Come on.
08:24Go on, then.
08:25I'm game.
08:25Go on.
08:26Right.
08:27One, we are traders who have nothing to sell, right?
08:32Yeah.
08:33Two, we are traders who have no money to buy with, correct?
08:39I'm going to smack you right in the bloody mouth.
08:42Hang on.
08:44Three.
08:45Oh, no, there ain't a three.
08:48So, the solution to our problem is that
08:51we have to find a way of making money
08:55out of nothing.
09:01Yeah.
09:03Oh, I don't know how we do it.
09:04That's the only thing.
09:07And you had to use ink to come to that conclusion?
09:10Stone me, Rodney.
09:12A Millwall fan could have worked that out.
09:15Don't keep on at me, though.
09:16At least I'm trying, ain't I?
09:17Which is more than I can say for you.
09:19Me?
09:19I wasn't the one that spent 500 quid on all that rubbish.
09:21Did you get off my back and look down, didn't you?
09:23Look at that, pack it in, you two.
09:25Look at you.
09:26You're at each other's throats.
09:27Bloody money.
09:29Whether you've got too much of it or not enough,
09:31it always causes trouble.
09:33Don't worry.
09:34Something will turn up.
09:35You'll see.
09:35I'll see you two later.
09:39Yeah, yeah, all right.
09:42Think we ought to go with him in case he gets munged?
09:45No.
09:47He's skin anyway.
09:50Well, that's it, innit?
09:51I'm going to have to pawn all the jewellery again.
09:53Honestly, these rings,
09:55they know more about Ock than a German wine taster.
09:59Simon's going to turn up, Del.
10:00Well, with our luck,
10:01if I threw a fiver into the air,
10:02it would come down as a summons.
10:05No, look, I don't ask much out of life, do I, eh?
10:07Only an apetly more than I can spend.
10:09And look at me, look.
10:10Look, I'm gutted.
10:11It's all your fault, Rodney.
10:12And I don't start all that again.
10:14Well, it is.
10:15I mean, ever since you were like that,
10:17oh, you've done nothing but hold me back.
10:19I held you back?
10:21Yeah.
10:21I mean, when Mum died,
10:22I should have had you put in care.
10:24I would have been someone by now.
10:25I would have done,
10:26I would have probably had my own penthouse
10:27and I'd have had Aston Martin with a telephone
10:30and all that.
10:31Well, I'll tell you something, Del.
10:32You'd have been doing me a favour
10:33if you'd had me put into care.
10:35Cos at least then I might have got a proper job
10:37when I left school
10:38instead of humping your old suitcase
10:40all over London.
10:41But you didn't want to leave school, did you?
10:42If it'd been up to you,
10:43you would have been there
10:44drawing your old age pension, wouldn't it?
10:46I only wanted to stay there
10:48while I got my GCE in maths and art.
10:50And a lot of good they've done, the firm.
10:51The only time your GCE has come in, Andy,
10:53was that time I asked you
10:54to count them tins of paint.
11:00What bloody hell's there?
11:02Oi.
11:02Hmm?
11:03Don't think it was that deep-fried, have you?
11:05I'm not going to stay to find out.
11:07Come on, let's look lively.
11:08Come on.
11:09Del!
11:10Yeah, it won't be a minute, lad.
11:11It's your Uncle Albert!
11:13What about Uncle Albert?
11:14He's fallen down our cellar, quick!
11:17Fallen down our cellar?
11:18I had a...
11:18I'm sick of getting mad.
11:19Well?
11:25No.
11:26No.
11:27No, Del.
11:28The old neck's gone.
11:30No, no, no.
11:30I mean, what happened?
11:32I don't know.
11:33I just looked up
11:34and there was Uncle Albert plummeting towards me.
11:36Me?
11:37Oh, John, where is he?
11:39Oh, he's over there somewhere.
11:42How the hell did he get over there?
11:44He hit the plank and bounced.
11:46He went through the air like one of them springboard divers.
11:51My neck down half hurt, Del.
11:52Your neck?
11:53Your neck?
11:54Uncle Albert nearly ends up in a jumbo flight path
11:56and all you can think about is your rotten Gregory.
11:59Oh, come on.
12:01You all right?
12:02I'm a bit shaken and dazed, Rodney.
12:05Yeah, probably jet lag.
12:08Come on, get him onto his feet, Rodney.
12:10Come on.
12:10Up you come.
12:11Fancy leaving an open cellar door unguarded.
12:14Oh, good might to sue the brewery.
12:15Yeah, put your arm round, Rodney.
12:17Sue the brewery.
12:18Put him down.
12:19What the hell do you think you're doing?
12:21Del, you just pick him up.
12:22I know what I just said,
12:23but you don't know what sort of damage he's done.
12:25He might have broken something.
12:27Yeah, he has.
12:28About four dozen bottles of Guinness.
12:30Come on, Del.
12:31There's nothing wrong with him.
12:32He said so himself.
12:33Yeah, but how does he know that?
12:34How does he know that?
12:35He might have hit his head and got...
12:37percussion.
12:38I'm not in it.
12:39Hey, look,
12:40the first thing to do in first aid
12:41is never move the victim, right?
12:44You'll have to move me soon, Del.
12:45The last bell's just gone.
12:47You won't see that.
12:48He's got ringing sounds in his ears.
12:50This is even worse than I thought, Rodney.
12:52Quick, nip upstairs and get on the telephone.
12:54Right.
12:54Yeah, phone for a solicitor.
12:56Yeah.
12:59A solicitor?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Del, you can't sue.
13:04You don't want to put money on it, do you, eh?
13:07Him falling down that hole
13:08could be the biggest bit of luck we've had in years.
13:10But, Del, if he'd hurt himself,
13:12there'd be little signs, wouldn't there?
13:14Like blood and pain.
13:16His hat ain't come off.
13:18How's that, all right?
13:20Don't give us all that Quincy Cobblers, Rodney.
13:22You don't know how bad I am.
13:24You see, you don't know how bad he is.
13:26Now, quick, whip upstairs and phone Solly Atwell.
13:29You'll find his number in the yellow pages.
13:31Go on, look lively.
13:32Solly Atwell's our solicitor?
13:33Yeah.
13:34Bloody hell, he's more bent than the villains.
13:37He's just the sort of man we need in a case like this.
13:39He's a specialist.
13:41Go on, get on the blower.
13:43You don't mind if I phoned for an ambulance first, though, yeah?
13:46Ambulance.
13:47Ambulance, good thinking.
13:48That looked great on the report.
13:49Well done, Rodney.
13:51Go on, away you go.
13:53Del Brewery are going to pay through the nose for this.
13:56I told you, Sally, it would turn up, didn't I, Del?
13:58That's all right, Uncle.
14:00You just conserve your oxygen, that's right.
14:03Uncle Albert, did I hear you groan in in pain?
14:07No.
14:07Well, why not?
14:08Come on.
14:08Oh!
14:13Well, what do you reckon, Solly?
14:15I'm afraid it's bad news, Derek.
14:17I'd brace yourselves if I was here.
14:19According to this medical report and the x-rays they took, there's nothing wrong with him.
14:26There's got to be something wrong with him.
14:27He was none too clever before he fell down here.
14:29Sorry, Del Boy.
14:32Now, the marks scratch, abrasion or bruise.
14:35He must have landed on something soft.
14:36Yeah, he did.
14:37The landlord.
14:39If I were you, Del Boy, I'd accept the brewery's offer.
14:42What offer?
14:43Their solicitors phoned me today.
14:44To save any adverse publicity, they're willing to settle out of court for £2,000.
14:50Two grains.
14:52Take the money, Del.
14:54No, I wanted more than that.
14:56I wanted enough money to set us up proper.
14:59Wait a minute.
15:00If they're willing to settle for £2,000 out of court, think what they'll settle for in court.
15:08But, Del, there's nothing wrong with him.
15:10Well, it ain't my bloody fault, is it?
15:11Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
15:15Now, perhaps we should look at this case from another angle.
15:19I mean, we've only been considering the physical damage.
15:22But what about this?
15:27You ain't going to get a lot for his bloody hat.
15:31No, I mean, his mind, Derek.
15:33Psychological injuries.
15:35Will the court swallow that?
15:36If you three say the right things, they will.
15:38Hey, listen.
15:39There was a case in America where this chap fell down a manhole.
15:43And, like your uncle, he sustained no physical injuries.
15:47Yet he successfully sued the Los Angeles City Council for $30 million.
15:54$30 million?
15:56Claimed the accident had ruined his sex life.
15:58At that rate, we'll get £1.75.
16:05We're not claiming anything like that.
16:07I'm just giving you that as an example of how these unseen injuries can mount up in the old compost stakes.
16:16Now, look at the facts as I see them.
16:18An elderly man who fought bravely for his country, sailing the seven seas, ensuring that Britain never, never, never shall be slaves, has had his retirement.
16:30His few well-earned years of rest ruined by the negligence of a multinational company.
16:36An active man, struck down by the thoughtless action of this mammoth, rich corporation.
16:47The bouts of amnesia, the fear of the outside world, and most distressing of all, losing the use of his legs.
16:56Sit!
17:01Right.
17:02That's it.
17:03Do the bizzo, Solly.
17:04All right?
17:05Listen, I don't want no Mickey Mouse magistrates.
17:07I want a high court.
17:08I want a pucker brief.
17:10You know, black cape, crown topper, all the X's.
17:12All right?
17:13Right, Solly.
17:14I'll set the wheels in motion.
17:15Oh!
17:16I shall need a list of witnesses.
17:18Oh, no, you see, there weren't no witnesses.
17:20Will 10 do?
17:21Lovely.
17:21Now, Mr. Trotter, you were standing outside the Nags Head public house when this tragic accident occurred.
17:31Yes.
17:31You saw the incident clearly.
17:34Yes.
17:35Would you tell the court what happened?
17:38My uncle fell down a hole.
17:43Yes.
17:44Would you tell the court how he fell down the hole?
17:46Er...
17:48Well, it was, um...
17:52No, no, Mr. Trotter.
17:58Did he trip?
17:59Did he stumble?
18:01Oh, no.
18:02Well, er, he sort of, like, walked...
18:06and then fell down the aisle.
18:09Didn't he see the warning notice?
18:12There was no warning notice.
18:14Wasn't he stopped by the guardrail?
18:17There was no guardrail either.
18:19I see.
18:20No warning notice?
18:22No guardrail sounds very dangerous to me.
18:25Yes.
18:26I can remember thinking to myself,
18:28at the time, that's rather dangerous someone could fall down there.
18:33And how right you were.
18:35So, you ran straight down to the cellar?
18:39Yes.
18:40And were you the first person to find your uncle?
18:42Yes.
18:43What did he look like?
18:46Horrible.
18:50Would you please tell the court,
18:52are you related to the plaintiff?
18:54No, no, I just drink in his pub.
18:56That little one there is me uncle.
18:59Quite.
18:59Yeah, look, I saw it all, Your Worship.
19:01Utter negligence.
19:02A complete disregard for public safety.
19:04Yes, yes, quite.
19:06Er, Mr. Fraser,
19:07I don't think we need concern ourselves any further with the accident itself.
19:11I believe liability has been proved quite, quite conclusively.
19:15Much obliged, Your Honor.
19:16Let us move on now to the after effects of the accident.
19:20Has your uncle changed in any way since this happened?
19:22Oh, do what?
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:25He's a completely different man now.
19:26I mean, he used to be so active.
19:27You know, he was full of swimming, sponsored walks, marathons.
19:31You know?
19:32What, I used to call him the Jimmy Savile of Peckham.
19:35Well, he was always out and about.
19:37You'd rarely find him in.
19:38And now?
19:38Well, and now he's, he is like the Olympic flame.
19:43He never goes out, Your Worship.
19:45He's locked in his room.
19:47He's frightened he might fall down another hole.
19:50And how has the gradual loss of feeling in his legs affected him?
19:54Well, how would it affect you, Captain?
19:56I mean, one minute, you know, he's there doing his acrobatics,
19:59doing his Dizzy Lizzy LP.
20:01And then the next minute he has to ask us whether or not he's got his shoes on.
20:05But, I mean, the worstest, the worstest thing of all, Your Honour,
20:10is these sudden bouts of amnesia.
20:13You know, they have led to him having some very nasty falls.
20:16I fail to see the connection.
20:18How can amnesia cause one to fall?
20:21He keeps forgetting he can't walk.
20:26I have no further questions, beloved.
20:28Mr Gerard.
20:29No questions, Your Honour?
20:31You may stand down, Mr Trotto.
20:32Stand down?
20:33I've only just started.
20:34I've got loads more, I could tell you.
20:35That will be all, Mr Trotto.
20:46All right, Mike.
20:48How are we doing, Sully?
20:50We don't want to try.
20:51This could be a ten grander coming up here.
20:53Please, sir, do you intend calling any more witnesses?
20:56I have no further witnesses, my lad.
20:58Mr Gerard.
20:58Just one, Your Honour.
20:59Sir, I call the plaintiff, Albert Gladstone Trotter.
21:06I thought you said they wouldn't call him.
21:08I said we wouldn't call him.
21:10Look, don't worry, I've already briefed him.
21:12Any awkward questions?
21:13He just claims loss of memory.
21:14Loss of memory?
21:16Knowing him he'll forget.
21:18Look in your right hand and read the card.
21:21There's no need to stand, Mr Trotto.
21:23Please remain seated.
21:24Oh, thank you, Your Worship.
21:30I swear I tell the truth, old truth, nothing but the truth.
21:33You are Albert Gladstone Trotter, presently residing at 368 Nelson Mandela House Dockside Estate, Peckham?
21:43I think so, sir.
21:44Yes, I'll make this as brief as possible, Mr Trotter.
21:48I realise how distressing this must be for you.
21:51Do you have any recollection of the accident?
21:56Very little, sir.
21:58One minute, I was walking along, on me way to post me entry form to the critically factor.
22:03Next, I was falling through the air.
22:09All me life flashed before me.
22:11Battle of the river plate, sinking in the grass, speed.
22:14Raid on telemark.
22:17Silence that, man.
22:19It's all a blank.
22:22My memory keeps going, see?
22:24Have you ever suffered with amnesia before?
22:26I can't remember.
22:27I see, but you can remember the war.
22:32After all, you have all your ribbons there to remind you.
22:36Where were you based, Mr Trotter?
22:39I was overseas, sir.
22:41Really? How odd.
22:42I looked into your naval records, and it seems that you spent the best part of the war
22:46stationed in a storage depot on the Isle of Wight.
22:51Hardly overseas.
22:53You want to try walking in it, Pat?
22:57I also noticed, Mr Trotter, that in May 1944, you were one of several naval ratings
23:05seconded to a marine parachute unit specially formed for missions behind enemy lines.
23:11I believe you were involved in laundry matters.
23:14But whilst with this unit, you underwent basic parachute training.
23:19Would you tell the court what this training consisted of?
23:24Jumping off of things.
23:26Jumping off of things.
23:28In other words, learning to fall without injuring oneself.
23:33My memory ain't what it used to be, Your Worship.
23:35I sympathise, Mr Trotter, and I intend to help you as much as I can.
23:40Tell me, could you possibly be the same Albert Gladstone Trotter who, in 1946, fell down the
23:47cellar of the Victory Inn Portsmouth and received £100 compensation?
23:51I can't remember that far back, sir.
23:54Well, let's try a more recent case, then.
23:55Could you have been the same Albert Gladstone Trotter who, in 1951, fell down the cellar of the Coach and Horses Peckham Rye
24:03and received a £225 out-of-court settlement?
24:08My mind's a blank.
24:10Maybe you were the same Albert Gladstone Trotter who, in 1949, fell down the cellar of the Cross Keys Off Licence Graves End.
24:19How about the Thatched Inn, Kenning Town?
24:22Or does the Brunswick Club, New Cross, ring a bell?
24:26I don't believe it.
24:29It's a bloody nightmare, Rodney.
24:31It's a bloody nightmare.
24:33He's been down more holes than Tony Jacklin.
24:35I don't believe it.
24:48I do not believe what that guarantee old git has done to us.
24:51I mean, the only hole he hasn't fallen down is the black one in Calcutta.
24:58And what was it the insurance company's nicknamed him?
25:00The Ferrets.
25:01The?
25:01He's had 15 previous lawsuits for falling down holes.
25:07Those are the known cases, Rodney.
25:09I mean, how many times has a landlord settled out of court with a quiet backhander to save all the aggro?
25:24All right, come on.
25:25How many pubs, off-licences and drinking clubs have you done in your time?
25:29Well, quite a few, Del.
25:31Come on.
25:32The first seller I fell down was genuine.
25:35Honest.
25:36Because I'd learnt to fall properly, I didn't hurt myself.
25:39But I still got compensation out of it.
25:42And I thought, this is handy.
25:44So whenever me and your granddad was hired up for a few bob, I'd go and fall down an hole.
25:53I was only trying to help.
25:55Only trying to help?
25:56I was nearly done for contempt of court.
25:59His name has been sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions.
26:03And Solly and the brief looked like they were going to get defrocked.
26:09And you were only trying to help.
26:10I said, I'm sorry, Rodney.
26:12I didn't want to do it.
26:13I mean, I'm past all that stuntman luck.
26:17But you two have been good to me these past few weeks.
26:21And I wanted to get some money to, well, repay you.
26:26And I wanted to get your granddaddy's headstone.
26:40You did it for granddad's headstone?
26:43He was my older brother, Del.
26:46When I was a kid, he used to look like me.
26:50I never did anything for him.
26:53Never had the chance to.
26:54Until now.
26:59Sorry, boys.
27:07Yeah.
27:10Yeah, all right.
27:13Don't worry about it, Uncle Helper.
27:19Come on, Rodney, let's get Ironside home.
27:24Come on.
27:25Come on.
27:30Doing that nice, isn't it, boys?
27:33Terrific.
27:36I'll be able to knock out some of that suntan lotion, eh?
27:38Here, just a minute.
27:45Why am I pushing you?
27:46You can walk, you lazy old sod.
27:49Yeah, I forgot.
27:51Oh, I had another little bout of amnesia, eh, Del?
27:54Don't you start all that blackout nonsense with me.
27:57I'm going to go.
27:58I don't understand.
27:58I'm not sure if I'm going to come home.
27:59I don't know what to do.
27:59I'm going to give her baby.
28:00I'm going to go.
28:00He's going to be able to move out, right?
28:00I'm going to go.
28:01I'm going to go.
28:01I'm going to go.