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00:00Hi, Debbie.
00:07Hello, Rodney.
00:12Hello, Rodney.
00:14Shut up where we are.
00:17Hello, darling.
00:19Been up to the hospital, love?
00:20Yeah, we just come back from there now.
00:22How is he?
00:23Ah, moaning.
00:26Doctors have been trying to take his hat off,
00:28but he wouldn't have none of it.
00:30Gave him an X-ray yesterday,
00:31and they found out he got a pulled ligament in the wallet
00:33and a severe fraying of the trilby.
00:36Give him my love.
00:38He ain't up to nothing like that, ain't he?
00:42Psst!
00:50This is awkward.
00:52What is?
00:53Well, I wanted to buy one of my adult art magazines.
00:58LAUGHTER
00:59We've been serving.
01:04What?
01:04We've been seeing each other, sort of thing.
01:08But she might think I'm odd.
01:10She's going to find out sometime.
01:12LAUGHTER
01:12Get here for us, would you, Dill?
01:18All right, all right, Rodney.
01:19Ah, cheers, Dill, you're a pal.
01:21Oh.
01:22Hmm.
01:23Here you are, darling, look, exchange them, ma.
01:25Oh, give me one of your dirty magazines, darling, will you?
01:27LAUGHTER
01:27Yeah, which one do you want?
01:30Which one do you want, Rodney?
01:32LAUGHTER
01:32LAUGHTER
01:33What one do you want, Rodney?
01:38What one do you want, Rodney?
01:40LAUGHTER
01:40I don't believe you sometimes.
01:43At least I'd had my Polaroid with me.
01:45Should have seen your face.
01:46You've embarrassed me.
01:48I've embarrassed you?
01:50Oh, it's all right for some bird to think I'm a pervo, though, is it?
01:53You ain't taking her out, are you?
01:55I don't know, eh?
01:57I ain't made my mind up yet.
01:58Oh.
01:59Listen to him, will you?
02:01Yeah.
02:04BEEP!
02:05Oi, oi.
02:06Hey, what's your game, eh?
02:08My mum says she's gonna kill me.
02:10Well, she won't mean to, won't she?
02:12You're running across the road like that.
02:14I know.
02:14Haven't you ever heard of the Green Cross Code?
02:17Mum's gonna be killed in a minute.
02:19No, you're not.
02:20She's not gonna kill you.
02:22She said she was.
02:23Yeah, I know, but mum say lots of things they don't mean, don't they, eh?
02:27Here, tell you what.
02:30Here, go and get yourself an ice cream and let the package on the corner.
02:33Oh, thanks, mister.
02:34Have you got back my brother?
02:35Huh? Who's he?
02:40It's your brother, is it?
02:42Is it?
02:43They're gonna go in one and all, ain't they?
02:45I'll tell mister.
02:46Wait, just a minute.
02:47What was your mum telling you off?
02:49I let down the tires on that motor.
02:53See, I'll kill you!
02:58Bloody hell, Dale, look at that.
03:05It's a little scuddywags round here, ain't it?
03:07Oh, it's nothing to laugh at, Dale.
03:09I mean, look at it.
03:10Oh, they're only kids, though, ain't they?
03:12I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a nipper.
03:14But I remember, uh, me and Albie Littlewood, we lit a couple of tires down once.
03:20Should have seen the palaver it caused.
03:22Everyone had to get off the bus.
03:26That's what it tastes.
03:28Still, I'll go round the garage and get the foot pump for you.
03:32Yeah, right.
03:32Oi, hold on.
03:36What do you mean you'll get me the foot pump?
03:39You're off getting independent, ain't you?
03:43All right.
03:44Go and get your own foot pump.
03:46I like it.
03:46I like it.
04:17Come on.
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Yes.
04:20Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:32All right.
04:40Sure.
04:41Sure.
04:43Hello, chet. What are you doing?
04:50Running away from home.
04:52Running away from home, are you?
04:55You ain't got very far, have you?
04:57My mum says I mustn't cross the road.
05:02I reckon it's so difficult for you, isn't it?
05:07Where's your brother?
05:09His dad said he has to go in.
05:13Well, I reckon that's the best place for you to go and all, don't you?
05:21She'll kill me.
05:23No, she won't.
05:25Listen, they were my tyres that you let down, weren't they?
05:28So I'll come home with you and I'll tell your mum
05:31that I asked you to let my tyres down
05:34because I wanted to see how long it would take my brother
05:37to pump them back up again.
05:39How's that?
05:41Really?
05:41Yeah, good boy.
05:44See?
05:44Now it makes sense.
05:47Go on, then.
05:50We'd better get in
05:51because the bogeyman will be coming soon.
05:55I've seen the bogeyman.
05:57Haven't they?
05:58What does she look like?
05:59Got fun in all that.
06:01Where's pyjamas on this Mac?
06:03It's not a bogeyman.
06:04That's my granddad.
06:09Right, come on in.
06:10Is this it?
06:10Is this your house?
06:11Yes.
06:11Is it?
06:12Right.
06:13Now don't you worry.
06:14She'll be as sweet as a nut, I guarantee.
06:16Sit, stay here.
06:20Where have you been?
06:22I was just about to call the police.
06:24Look at the state of you.
06:26Well, go and put your pyjamas on.
06:28I'll see to you in a minute.
06:30Does that go for me and all?
06:31You what?
06:33Del!
06:34Oh, I don't believe it.
06:36Julie.
06:37How are you going?
06:38Oh, I'm fine.
06:40Oh, great.
06:42You don't still live on the estate, do you?
06:44Well, yeah, over the way there.
06:45You know, Nelson Mandela House.
06:47Yeah, when did you move in here?
06:49Six weeks, Mac.
06:50Here, don't stand out there.
06:52People think you're the tally man.
06:54Come here.
06:54Right.
06:56Here, hang about.
06:57What about the old man?
06:58He's gone away for a bit.
07:00Oh, gone away for a bit?
07:01Anyone we know?
07:06He's sound-o already.
07:08Didn't even want a bedtime story tonight.
07:10Yeah, he's a little scallywag, isn't he, eh?
07:12Oh, he's a right-handful.
07:14Do you know what he did today?
07:16No.
07:16He only let the tyres down on some crappy old three-way.
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:22I think he misses his dad.
07:24Yeah, I used to miss my dad.
07:27Till I learnt to punch straight.
07:29What's the old man get out?
07:30Oh, he's not in prison, Del.
07:32No, he works on an oil rig.
07:34Oh, I see.
07:35What do you expect of him back then?
07:36About six months, if he keeps his nose with him.
07:40Uh-huh, uh-huh.
07:42I'd have popped over and seen you.
07:44But I didn't think for one minute you'd still be living here.
07:46Mm.
07:47Do you remember what you used to say to me all those years ago?
07:50I can remember quite a lot of funny things I used to say to you.
07:53I don't mean that.
07:55You used to say,
07:56this time next year I'll be a millionaire.
08:00Did I?
08:03What a wally.
08:06Oh, well, we were much younger then, weren't we?
08:08Yeah.
08:08I mean, anything seemed possible in them days.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Yeah, how long ago was it that, you know,
08:13you and I, well, we stopped seeing each other?
08:14Oh, must be 19 years now.
08:1819?
08:1919 years?
08:20It is longer than that, in fact.
08:22We broke up in September 1965,
08:26just after Albie Littlewood's funeral.
08:29That's right.
08:30Yeah, that's right.
08:30Cool, we were a right little team up to them, weren't we?
08:33Oh, what they're famous for.
08:34Yeah.
08:34You and me, Albie, and what was his girlfriend's name?
08:38It was Deidre.
08:40That's it.
08:40Deidre.
08:41You know, I often wondered what would have happened
08:44if he hadn't been coming over to see me that night.
08:47You know, if he hadn't taken a shortcut across the railway line.
08:52You know, if his bike hadn't accidentally fallen on the live rail.
08:57Ah, I mean, what's the point of talking about ifs?
09:00If me brother had been a bird,
09:01he would have been my sister, wouldn't he, eh?
09:04Oh, you had a kid brother.
09:06Rodney.
09:07How is he?
09:08Oh, he's all right, all right.
09:09He's just reached that awkward age, you know,
09:10he's a bit like a trifle.
09:12What, you mean, mixed up?
09:13No, no, he's thick and fruity.
09:17Oh, what about your granddad?
09:19Oh, granddad, well, he's not too fit at the moment,
09:22he's laid up in thought,
09:23but I sometimes think, you know,
09:25given half the chance,
09:26he could be thick and fruity and all.
09:29I take it you never got married?
09:31Eh?
09:31Me?
09:32No, no, no, no.
09:33No, I just get engaged.
09:35Yeah, talking about that,
09:36you still got my engagement ring?
09:38Yeah.
09:38Hey, you don't want it back, do you?
09:42No, I was just, no, I was just, you know,
09:43I was just wondering, that was all.
09:45No, I was just wondering, like,
09:46because, you know, I could always, er,
09:48whip over home and get me Sheena Eastern LP,
09:50if you like.
09:52There's not much point.
09:55I haven't got a record player.
09:57Oh.
09:58I'll have to keep me eye open
09:59for one for you, then, won't I, eh?
10:00Oh.
10:01You, er, don't worry,
10:03you leave it to me, all right?
10:04Oh, Del.
10:06Oh.
10:08Oh.
10:11Hey, Del, help yourself to a drink.
10:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:15Thanks, Junie.
10:17Way.
10:20Oh, come in, love.
10:23It's all right.
10:24Friend of my daughter's.
10:27Babes, it's for you.
10:28She's got that bloody radio on again.
10:32She'll wait, Jason.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:51She's pissed.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:57Oh, my God.
10:57You little plonka.
11:28What are you doing here?
11:29What am I doing?
11:30What are you doing here?
11:32Well, this is where Debbie lives, innit?
11:33That bird from the pub.
11:34Here.
11:35Here, you're not trying to...
11:36No, I am not.
11:38Give me that.
11:38I'm a friend of her mum's.
11:39Yeah?
11:39When did you meet her, then?
11:41When did you meet her, then?
11:42It's 1964.
11:43What, you've only just come round to see her?
11:46No, I was engaged to her, soppy.
11:53What, another one?
11:55Stone made, though.
11:57You've been engaged more times than a switchboard, haven't you?
11:59Oh, my God.
12:00Why don't you start getting lippy?
12:02Yeah.
12:03I don't know what you brought that round for, because I ain't got a record player.
12:06It's all right.
12:06I ain't got a record.
12:07You are a saucy little dick.
12:11You really...
12:11Oi.
12:12I got one of those at home on a sideboard.
12:15Yeah, all right.
12:16Well, I'll get you another one tomorrow, won't I?
12:17Yeah, I bet you better a dick.
12:19Oh.
12:19Junie.
12:20Junie.
12:21Huh.
12:22You'll never guess who that is.
12:23That is little Rodney.
12:24You're kidding.
12:25No, I'm not straight up.
12:26I don't believe it.
12:28The last time I saw you, you were about that eye.
12:31How old was he, Del?
12:33Hmm?
12:34Then, about two and a half.
12:35Anyway, it's very nice to meet you again, Rodney.
12:42And Junie.
12:43Mum.
12:44Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
12:48You're making me feel quite Tom and Dick.
12:50You really are.
12:51You can call me Junie.
12:53Oh, thank you.
12:54Debbie won't be a minute.
12:56She's just putting some clothes on.
12:58Oh, she needn't bother.
12:59What?
13:00Oh.
13:01No, no, no, no.
13:02I meant, you know, she needn't bother to put on anything special.
13:05Oh.
13:06Um, I was thinking, actually.
13:08Um, if you two wanted to go out and, uh, you know...
13:11Chat about old times and all that.
13:14Well, you know, I'm sure me and Debbie wouldn't mind babysitting.
13:17Uh, what do you think, Del?
13:20I'll tell you what I think, Junie.
13:23Come on, let's go out for a drink, shall we?
13:25Come on.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Hello, Rodney.
13:28Debs.
13:29You all right, darling?
13:30Oh, whatcha?
13:31Uh, you two met?
13:32Yeah.
13:33Yeah, came in the paper shop this morning for a dirty magazine.
13:36Oh.
13:37No, actually, listen.
13:38Uh, I was just saying, uh, you and me wouldn't mind babysitting if Del and your mum went out
13:42for a drink.
13:43Yeah, that suits me.
13:44I'll get my coat.
13:46Yeah, all right, darling.
13:48Hmm.
13:49Here.
13:50Oi, I'd do that up if I was you.
13:52You'd get a cold on your chest.
13:53Oi.
13:54It's Debbie's here.
13:55She can do what she likes.
13:58You want a brandy, Gibbs?
13:59Brandy, eh?
14:00You're splashing out, isn't you?
14:02Yeah, well, of course, he's celebrating, ain't he?
14:04Celebrating what?
14:06Oh, hasn't he told you?
14:07He's just heard from the clinic he's gotten all clear.
14:09Well, there you go.
14:20Old times, eh?
14:21Old times.
14:22Jeez.
14:23Jeez.
14:24Yeah, Junie, I hope you don't mind me asking, but there's always been something that's been
14:27bothering me.
14:28Huh.
14:29Look, if it's something from the past, let's leave it there.
14:32No, no, it's just I always wondered why it was that you left so suddenly like that,
14:36without a letter or a word, nothing.
14:38Well, it's personal, Del.
14:40All over and done with now, right?
14:42Can't we talk about something up here?
14:45Yeah, of course.
14:46What are they putting your old man in prison for?
14:49He stole some watches.
14:51Oh, I see.
14:53Ain't still got them, have you?
14:56We're getting divorced when he comes out.
14:59The marriage never worked right from the start.
15:01Oh, I don't know.
15:02It seemed to have lasted quite a while.
15:04Oh, no.
15:05We've only been married seven years.
15:07Seven years?
15:08Yeah.
15:09But no, Debbie, she must...
15:10Oh, sorry.
15:12He's not Debbie's father.
15:13No, no, sorry.
15:14I didn't mean, you know, I wasn't trying to...
15:15Here, it's her birthday next week.
15:17We're going to have a little party.
15:19Do you fancy coming?
15:20Yeah, not off.
15:21I'll have some of that.
15:22That's great.
15:23Here, I'll have to get that record player for you.
15:24A bit lively, won't I?
15:25Oh, yes!
15:26Yes.
15:27What do you want?
15:28Another one?
15:29Same again?
15:30Oh, I'll have another one.
15:31Yes, same again.
15:32Okay, here we go.
15:33Where are you, Maureen?
15:34Here you go, girls.
15:35Right, cheers, three.
15:36That's it.
15:37Here, Maureen.
15:38Same again, love.
15:39That's our Singapore sling and half the strongbow.
15:40Coming up.
15:41How are you, Mickey?
15:42I've just come from evening school.
15:44I'm learning Aikido.
15:46Really?
15:47Oh, go on then.
15:48Say something.
15:51Say something in Aikido.
15:53No, it's not a language, Del.
15:55It's a martial art.
15:57I had a fight with five blokes last night.
15:59What was it?
16:00A pillar fight?
16:01But that ain't got a mark on you, son.
16:03Well, that's because I wiped them all out with Aikido.
16:11Can you smell that?
16:14What is that?
16:15Sheep, is it?
16:16It's cows.
16:18No, no, I know what it is.
16:20It's bullshit.
16:25I can always tell when you're lying.
16:28Your lips move.
16:342.49.
16:35Cheers.
16:36Where's Rodney tonight?
16:37Rodney, he's around at that young Debbie's place.
16:39Oh, yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Mm-hmm.
16:42I don't know what he sees in her.
16:43I mean, she's just a kid, isn't she?
16:44She's 19 next week, Matthew.
16:46Yeah.
16:47What about your 19th birthday, Mickey?
16:49Yeah.
16:50What about it?
16:51Well, you're looking forward to it, are you?
16:5619?
16:58No, yeah.
16:59Just a minute.
17:00That Debbie, that young Debbie, she can't be 19.
17:02She's 19 next Wednesday, Del.
17:04Yeah.
17:05Tell you what, I've got an invitation to her 19th birthday party.
17:08No.
17:09That's impossible.
17:10What's the matter with you, Del?
17:1219 and a half years ago, me and Debbie's mum were...
17:18Oh, my God.
17:22What are you talking about, Del?
17:23Eh?
17:24What are you talking about?
17:25No, no, no, nothing.
17:26No, no.
17:27No, it's all right.
17:28No, forget it.
17:29Just...
17:30Just...
17:31No.
17:32Forget it.
17:37Junie.
17:38Junie, I know why you left so suddenly all them years ago.
17:42Oh, do you?
17:43Potpourri.
17:44Why didn't you tell me?
17:45I couldn't.
17:46I didn't know how you'd take the news.
17:47I'm just going to the bog.
17:48Oh...
17:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:50All right, Del boy?
17:51No, I'm not all right, Shriek.
17:52I don't know what I'm gonna do.
17:53I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
17:54I'm just going to the bog.
18:06All right, doll boy.
18:08No, I'm not all right, Shriek.
18:10I don't know what I'm going to do.
18:12I just don't know what I'm going to do.
18:15Well, don't leave it to me.
18:18Come on, hurry up.
18:19We've got an emergency out here.
18:21No, no, not that, Shriek.
18:23Come here.
18:24Listen to me.
18:26Do you remember about 20 years ago, I was engaged to that bird, right?
18:29Well, June?
18:30Yeah, June.
18:30Yeah, I remember her.
18:31She's back on the estate now.
18:32That's right.
18:33Well, she's got a 19-year-old kid.
18:36Yeah, Debbie.
18:37Works in a paper shop.
18:38So what?
18:38So what?
18:40Me and Junie broke up about 19 and a half years ago, right?
18:44That means that she was expecting her at the time.
18:46Which means Debbie is my kid.
18:51But she's a pretty girl.
18:52Of course she is.
18:57I mean, look.
18:57Look, that's a chill off the old block, isn't it, eh?
19:01Didn't June say nothing to you at the time?
19:04No, not a dicky bird.
19:05You sure, Del?
19:06Well, I would have remembered something like that, Shriek.
19:09Are you sure she's your kid?
19:11Well, she's got to be.
19:12I mean, she's just got to be.
19:15Yeah, the little cow short-changed me the other day.
19:17Well, that is it, then, isn't it?
19:21Have you told the rest of the family?
19:22No, no.
19:23I've only just found out myself.
19:24God knows what Grandad and Rodney are going to say when they...
19:28Rodney.
19:28Rodney.
19:29Rodney!
19:46Put her down, Rodney!
19:47You're back early, ain't she?
19:50Yes.
19:50Ain't we just, Dave?
19:52I ain't going to bed, Del.
19:54No, listen, June, we've got to talk.
19:56Look, I knew this is how you'd behave.
19:58That's why I didn't tell you.
20:00I'll see you around sometime.
20:03No, listen, June.
20:04Maybe.
20:05Look, we've got to talk.
20:06You've made another lasting impression, then, or something?
20:12Rodney, come on, get up out of there.
20:14Come on, give Debbie some air.
20:15The poor girl can't breathe.
20:16Yeah, all right.
20:18You want another brandy, Dave?
20:19No, she don't.
20:20I'll make my own decisions, thank you.
20:22Yes, of course.
20:23Of course.
20:24It's just that if you have too much to drink,
20:26you might make yourself sick
20:27and you don't want to be ill for your party next week.
20:30It's Debbie's birthday next week, Rodney.
20:32Yeah?
20:33Thought it was mine tonight.
20:36I'll get you a nice present, shall I?
20:40Dear?
20:42I'll get you a solid gold watch, eh?
20:44A couple of hundred quid at least.
20:45No rubbish.
20:47All right.
20:48What's your game, Del?
20:51I'm just feeling generous, that's all.
20:55Come on, Rodney, I'll give you a lift home.
20:57Come on.
20:57Give me a...
20:58Del, we only live 50 yards across the precinct.
21:00I know that, I know,
21:02but when I came back tonight,
21:03there was a load of muggers hanging about.
21:05Oh, yeah.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yeah, well, perhaps I'd better go, Devs.
21:10Got to be up early.
21:11All right, then.
21:13Good night.
21:15Good night.
21:16Good night.
21:20Pleasant dreams.
21:30Well, night, Devs.
21:32Good night.
21:33Come on, Rodney!
21:34Now, just what is your game, Del?
21:40All that, shall I buy you a nice gold watch, shall I, dear?
21:43And sweet dreams.
21:45I was just being friendly, that's all.
21:48You're trying to pull her, ain't you?
21:49I am not trying to pull her.
21:51What do you think I am, some kind of sicko or something?
21:53Well, you're trying to interfere between me and Debbie, ain't you?
21:56I am not trying to interfere, Rodney.
21:58Now, listen, Rodney, look.
22:00I just, I don't think that you two are right for each other.
22:03It's got nothing to do with you.
22:05Me and Debbie think we're right for each other.
22:09Matter of fact, we're thinking of getting engaged.
22:11You're what?
22:14You can't get engaged to her, Rodney.
22:17Now, what I mean is, what I mean is, you're too young.
22:22I'm 24, Del.
22:24By the time you was my age, you'd been engaged to every bird this side of the water.
22:30Now, you're just jealous, ain't you?
22:31You can't stand the thought, but I might end up with a nice little wife.
22:38You're going to end up with a nice little stretch if you ain't careful.
22:42Rodney, you mustn't get engaged to her.
22:44You'll give me one good reason why I mustn't.
22:47Because she's my daughter.
22:55That's why.
23:01Debbie, it's your daughter.
23:06Yeah.
23:09No, it's not real.
23:10No, it's not happening to me.
23:12I'll tell you what, I'm in the middle of a bad trip and I'm going to wake up in a minute.
23:15I've worked it out on the calculator, Rodney.
23:20Me and Junie broke up 19 and a half years ago.
23:22It's Debbie's 19th birthday next week.
23:25You're the one with the GCE in maths.
23:27You work it out yourself.
23:28Well, Mum, she probably met someone after you.
23:33No, she was born a couple of months after.
23:35Well, then she was premature.
23:37Premature?
23:38She'd have to have been bloody instant, Rodney.
23:43But she's a pretty girl.
23:48You know that.
23:51I can see Mum in her.
23:54Come on.
23:56Cheer up, Rodney.
23:57Cheer up.
24:01Now, I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me and it turns
24:06out to be my bloody niece.
24:13All right, Rodney.
24:15Come on.
24:16That's why I had to tell you, you see.
24:19Because this sort of thing, it ain't allowed.
24:22It's...
24:24Well, it's incense.
24:32Say you had got married to me, eh?
24:35You're going to see what sort of confusion that would have led to.
24:38I would have been your father-in-law.
24:42Bloody hell.
24:42Your mother-in-law would have been your aunt.
24:46Wife would have been your second cousin.
24:49Who knows what.
24:50That would have made Grandad the fairy godmother, I suppose.
24:54Bill, are you absolutely certain of this?
24:58Yeah.
24:58Well, certain as I'll ever be.
25:01Just think, eh, Rodney?
25:02Young Debbie has grown up all these years and she never knew that I...
25:08I was her daddy.
25:14Think I ought to tell her?
25:16Eh?
25:16No.
25:18No, that could come as a great disappoint...
25:20Great...
25:20Perhaps you're right.
25:24You do something for me, Dale.
25:26Yeah, sure.
25:27You go and see June, right?
25:28You go and see it and you find out if it's definite.
25:33Definitely definite.
25:35Yeah.
25:36Tomorrow.
25:37Definite.
25:38Promise.
25:39Yeah.
25:42Well, I'm going to bed.
25:47I'd better have a nightmare.
25:51I'd better have a nightmare where me wife keeps calling me Uncle Rodney.
25:58All right, Dale.
26:00You've got five minutes.
26:01Say what you have to say and then go.
26:03Is Debbie in?
26:05No, she...
26:06She's gone over her aunties.
26:08Look, if you've come here to dig up the past again, you can forget it.
26:11Come on, Junie.
26:12There are things that have got to be discussed.
26:13What sort of things?
26:15Look, Junie, I know.
26:17So you said last night.
26:19Well, then are you going to tell her or shall I?
26:21Tell her what?
26:22Oh, come on, Junie.
26:23Don't play the innocent with me.
26:25Tell her that I am her father.
26:28You're...
26:32Oh, Dale.
26:36When you said you knew, I thought you really knew.
26:42Debbie's not your kid.
26:46She is.
26:49Now, come on, look.
26:50She was born six months after we broke up.
26:54She's got to be.
26:55If I'm not her father, then who is?
26:58I'll be Littlewood.
27:06I'll be Littlewood.
27:09I'll be Littlewood.
27:11My bestest friend in all the world.
27:19Greatest power a bloke could have.
27:22And all the time he was doinking my birth.
27:25That's why I left.
27:26That's why I left.
27:31Can he do it to me?
27:33We was blood brothers.
27:34We were just kids.
27:37We were just playing games.
27:40That night he died on the railway lines.
27:43He wasn't coming to meet you in the pub.
27:45He was coming to meet me.
27:47For nigh on 20 years, I've carried that guilt around with me.
27:53It's hung round my neck like some great two-ton medallion.
27:57Well, well, now you're free of it, aren't you?
28:00Now, Albie didn't take the shortcut for you.
28:04That's not the reason why I was feeling guilty.
28:07Because if he had made it across the railway lines that night, he wouldn't have met me in the pub.
28:11I wasn't in the pub.
28:15I was round at Is Bird, Deidre's place.
28:18You were with Deidre?
28:21It's all right, June.
28:23We were only playing games.
28:25We were only playing games.
28:28Well, you dirty little toerag.
28:31Hello, Mum.
28:32Hello, love.
28:33I brought Mickey back.
28:35We're going to my room to listen to the radio.
28:37Good evening, young Michael.
28:40All right?
28:42What you do?
28:43I just met Debbie walking across the estate, so I thought I'd better make sure she got home safely.
28:48Oh, yeah.
28:48So you thought you'd escort a young lady back to her bedroom, eh?
28:52Well, I just thought, yeah.
28:54You know.
28:54Yeah.
28:55I know Mickey.
28:58I know only too well, my son.
29:00Good night to you all.
29:02Oh, Mickey.
29:03Make sure you don't take the shortcut across the railway line.