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00:00I'll tell you, I'll take a little line to it.
00:03Look, twenty-nine.
00:05I'll stop this now, please.
00:07And I'll give you the box.
00:08It's got the redial and you can stop it.
00:12Oi, top me up, too. Come on. Don't hang about it.
00:14Maureen, Maureen, go and talk to that girl over there, will you?
00:18We're closing in a minute.
00:19And how am I supposed to do that?
00:20I've been trying to talk to her all night, but she's foreign.
00:23Don't understand the lingo.
00:24Oi, what's your current mic?
00:26What's that foreign talk?
00:27You can't speak a word of English.
00:30She's been sitting there all night, keeps bursting into tears.
00:33Yeah, well, at your prices, I can't blame her.
00:35Here, what's her nationality?
00:37Ain't got a clue.
00:38Maybe she's Swedish.
00:40Swedish?
00:42I'll get him to go.
00:45Do you know the Swedish for chucking out time?
00:47That's 1.47 coming in.
00:49Oh, boy, I don't get it.
00:51Hell, you speak a bit of French, don't you?
00:53Well, potage bonfemme.
00:57Listen, go and have a chat, will you? See if she speaks a bit of French.
01:00Of course I will, Mike. Anything for her mates?
01:02How much did you say these drinks were?
01:04One full.
01:05What?
01:06On the house, Del.
01:07Ah, good boy.
01:08Well done, Michael. You are a gentleman.
01:10Right, you can stay here if you like, Rodney.
01:13Well, you must be joking.
01:15You're going to speak French to someone who wouldn't miss this for a million pounds.
01:19All right, then. All right, I'll show you. Come on, then.
01:22All right, Maureen, I can take home now.
01:26Ah, right.
01:29Au revoir.
01:32Um, holy booty, old-francaise?
01:34Ah, oui, bien sûr. Pouvez-vous m'aider, s'il vous plaît?
01:38Est-ce qu'il y a un hôtel ou pension ou quelqu'un de par ici où je peux trouver une chambre?
01:42Excusez-moi, monsieur, je ne suis pas français, mais allemande.
01:59Who?
02:00Allemagne.
02:01Who's it?
02:02Deutschland. Germany, yeah?
02:04She's German.
02:05Oh, it's all right.
02:07Hand it over, Mike. Member's cracked it, she's German.
02:09Here, here, where you was.
02:10I could speak a bit of German.
02:12Can you?
02:12Yeah, I was over there just at the war.
02:14Yes, come on, sit down, sit down, come over here.
02:17Right, sit down there, now listen to me.
02:19I want you to ask her what her name is, you know, where she lives, her address and all that sort of thing, all right?
02:23Right, lead us to me.
02:26What is your name?
02:33What is your name?
02:35What is your...
02:36He's winding me up, I mean.
02:39Does anyone speak English?
02:41English, you saucy man.
02:42Of course we speak English.
02:45We invented a lingo, didn't we, eh?
02:46Yes, we sp...
02:48Well, I speak English.
02:50You hate me, maybe?
02:51I look for my hotel.
02:53Oh, right.
02:54Which hotel?
02:56What is the name of your hotel?
02:58I'm not sure of this.
02:59Oh, stone me.
03:00There are bloody millions of them across the river.
03:02There, there, there.
03:03Please?
03:04Oh, he say there are many hotels in London.
03:07Oh, yeah, many.
03:08You just come in then, Gatwick Airport, Silverbird.
03:13Please?
03:14He say, have you just arrived in England?
03:17Oh, no.
03:18I'll be in England now for one year.
03:20I am language student, French and English, yeah?
03:24I work as au pair and study at the college.
03:27The family I work for tell me I must go.
03:30They are not happy with me.
03:32They say I must leave.
03:33So I have hotel, yes?
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:36Yeah, don't worry.
03:38I, I will make sure you get to your hotel.
03:42I will make sure you get safely to your room.
03:47I think I can have this one on my own now, don't you?
03:49Yeah, I bet you can.
03:51Yeah, go on.
03:52Blimey.
03:53What a, what a turn up, eh?
03:55He thought he was gonna pull a Swede,
03:57and she gets lumbered with a cabbage.
04:01Come on, Albert, let's take the Toby home.
04:04We'll leave the keys of the car with the old saint here.
04:07There you are.
04:07Off you go.
04:08Ta-ta, darling.
04:10Best of luck, girl.
04:11Keep your hand on your fennec.
04:16No doubt.
04:16All right, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Michael.
04:18I'm gonna leave the phone so you can think about it,
04:20and I'll give you a bell on it in the morning, all right, sir?
04:22So, um, have you any idea where your hotel is?
04:27I do not have hotel.
04:29But I thought you said you was looking for an hotel.
04:32Yeah, I look for hotel.
04:34Oh, nice day.
04:36I have no hotels in this area.
04:38Oh, this is what I think.
04:41So, I am nowhere.
04:44Oh, no, don't, don't cry.
04:46Some it'll turn up, just gives a bit of time to think.
04:48I have money.
04:49Oh, come on, put that away.
04:51I'm gonna chop your head off around here if you've got gold teeth.
04:55Yes?
04:56Oh, um, this is a dangerous place, you know, at night.
04:59Streets are a bad place.
05:00Yeah, this is why I fear.
05:02Cole, time to go home now, please.
05:06Oh, um, look.
05:09Well, you could spend the night at our flat, I suppose.
05:11You know, if you want.
05:13I mean, it ain't very much, but, what, it's comfortable?
05:15Well, no, I ain't really comfortable.
05:19You're more than welcome.
05:20You know, you could have my bed.
05:22But where will you sleep?
05:26Well, I think it's some it, eh?
05:29Shall I take your case?
05:30Oh, thank you.
05:31Come on.
05:35Oh, thank you.
05:37Oh, thank you.
05:39Oh, thank you.
05:40Oh, thank you.
05:41Oh, thank you.
05:42Oh, thank you.
05:43Oh, thank you.
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05:58Oh, thank you.
05:59Oh, thank you.
06:00Oh, thank you.
06:01Oh, thank you.
06:01Oh, thank you.
06:02Oh, thank you.
06:03Oh, thank you.
06:03Oh, thank you.
06:05Listen, Christos, everybody's got a cordless telephone these days, except you.
06:11What?
06:12Of course they're not faulty.
06:14I say, of course they're not faulty.
06:18Hi.
06:19Oh, hi.
06:19Yeah, what?
06:20Did you get that little bird home?
06:22Uh, yeah, yeah, I've got to run.
06:25See, the thing is, Del, she didn't actually have an hotel to go back to.
06:28All right, Rodney, can't see I'm on the phone.
06:29Yeah, what would you say?
06:31So I said she could spend the night here.
06:33What, eh?
06:33What do you mean you could spend the night here?
06:35Oh, come in, Anna.
06:36All right, yeah.
06:37Yeah, hello, Di.
06:43Hey, oh, all right, Christos, listen, um, I've got to go.
06:46I'll hang up because, uh, something big has just turned up.
06:52Anna, this is my brother, Derek.
06:54Del, this is Anna.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Good evening.
06:56Good evening, yeah.
06:57And that's our Uncle Albert.
06:59How do you do?
07:00Hello, dear.
07:01Nice to meet you all.
07:03May I sit down?
07:04Oh, yeah, of course.
07:05Certainly.
07:05Sit here.
07:06That's it.
07:07Here, put your bag down.
07:08That's it.
07:08Good girl.
07:09There, there you go.
07:10Do you fancy a bit about it?
07:12I ain't.
07:12No, no, you're all right.
07:13We've already eaten.
07:14I took her down the store of Bengal.
07:15Oh, do you think a ruby was wise in her condition?
07:20Excuse me, excuse us.
07:21Rodney, can I have a private web with you in private, please?
07:24Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
07:26Um, I won't be a minute.
07:28Albert, please, sir, try to entertain our guests.
07:33Shut the door.
07:34Bill, I couldn't help it.
07:38Honest.
07:38I mean, how was I supposed to know she was pregnant?
07:41How was I supposed to know she was pregnant?
07:42It doesn't take a doctor bleeding spot to work that one out, Rodney.
07:46You will.
07:46I'll take her out tomorrow and I'll get her a room, eh?
07:49Yeah, Rodney, what happens if that sprog of hers decides to clock in tonight?
07:53Here, here.
07:54I do want to worry you two boys, but unless I'm very much mistaken, that young girl out
08:00there's up a duff.
08:05I think you'd go out and hit an iceberg, Albert.
08:08I just do not want to know what's happening to me lately.
08:10I just do not know what's happening.
08:12I've got more relatives crawling out of woodwork than Blake Carrington.
08:16Now I'm taking in the waifs and strays of Europe.
08:19Oh, yeah, well, that's why we've got to help, innit?
08:21Because we're in a European community now.
08:23We've got to stick together.
08:25Pity her knees didn't.
08:29Come on.
08:31We have got room in the flat, haven't we?
08:32I mean, it's only one more person.
08:34Yeah, but it's one more person who's about to become two more persons.
08:38On the other hand, it could be twins or triplets or quadlets.
08:42Yeah, well, he's right and all, Rodney.
08:43I mean, she could be sitting out there with a belly full of people.
08:49I mean, one hot bath and we could get chucked out for overcrowding.
08:52No, I'm sorry, Rodney.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55No, he just, I cannot take the risk.
08:57Sorry, no.
08:59All right.
09:00All right.
09:00We'll chuck her out in the street, shall we?
09:03But you go and give her the good news, Dale.
09:04Munch and Gladbach.
09:17See, see, the thing is, Anna, we've hit a bit of a snag.
09:22See, see, I mean, at this Pacific moment in time, we are a bit knackered for space.
09:29See?
09:29Please?
09:31You say there is no room at the inn.
09:34Don't start all that Sunday school rubbish with me.
09:39Bunt plonker, yeah?
09:41Please?
09:42He's calling me a...
09:43Bunt madder.
09:46Who did the dirty deed, then?
09:48Please?
09:49He says, who's the father?
09:51Oh, that's a bit personal.
09:52Yes.
09:52It's a bit personal.
09:53Father, yes, I understand.
09:55Family I work with, Mr. and Mrs. Wainwright, have son, Spencer, who is a student.
10:00One day, Spencer returned from university with degree, yeah?
10:05I not drink.
10:06But this day, I have the champagne.
10:08Then I am spinning, yeah?
10:11Then Spencer comes to my room.
10:14He wants to...
10:15To...
10:16What word?
10:18Oh, you mean he wants to give...
10:19He wants to be my friend, yeah?
10:23While you were still spinning?
10:25Yeah, I am still spinning.
10:26Then I find Baby is here.
10:29I phone Spencer, and he say I must not tell his parents he is father.
10:35But this morning, I am very worried, and I tell them.
10:38They say I lie.
10:40They say I am a bad person.
10:42Mr. Wainwright say my disruptive influence on Spencer makes it inexpedient for me to remain.
10:51Please.
10:55You say, on your bike.
10:57Oh, on your bike.
10:59Mr. Wainwright, he is a...
11:02What word?
11:04Git.
11:07Businessman.
11:07Oh, well...
11:08A rich man.
11:09He gives me money for journey home.
11:11So why didn't you go?
11:12Well, I cannot go yet.
11:14My family will see Baby.
11:16This is not good.
11:17So I wait.
11:19And when Baby is born, I give Baby to people.
11:23Well, um...
11:25Yeah, yeah.
11:25I mean, you know, you think so, sweetheart.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Yeah.
11:30It's a terrible world this is, isn't it, Ronnie?
11:32Yeah, right?
11:33Terrible.
11:33Um, look, the best thing you...
11:36Why don't you chuck Anna's thing in things in your room, you know, for tonight, you know?
11:39Yeah.
11:40Cheers, mate.
11:40Mm.
11:41Uh...
11:42Oh, Anna.
11:43Anna, um, listen, you, you go with Rodney, see, through there, and he will show you where
11:50you, you know, kick tonight, yeah?
11:53That's all right.
11:53Oh, yeah, Gil.
11:54Here, come here, I'll help you.
11:55I'll take these.
11:56No, go on, you go.
11:57That's it.
11:57Go around.
11:58Straight through here.
11:58It's through there.
11:59That's it.
11:59Just walk through that door.
12:00Open the door.
12:01That's it, Rodney.
12:01Take that.
12:02That's it, Rodney, go on, listen, take that as well.
12:05Come on, come on, Patrice.
12:06Yeah, mind that.
12:08All right, all right, good night now.
12:10Night.
12:13Funny old world, isn't it?
12:14I mean, you take the thousands of couples round the world all trying to have kids and
12:19can't.
12:20Here.
12:21I remember my mate Nippa Townsend.
12:23Years and years, Jim and his wife dreamed of having a kid.
12:26They never did, though.
12:27No, well, you've got to take so many things into account, haven't you, eh?
12:30You know, there's the temperature, the cycle, tight pants, all that.
12:36True.
12:37Of course, Nippa being stationed in Morta didn't help.
12:44Yeah.
12:44You sheep and know a lot about all this medical malarkey.
12:48Yeah, well, I get it off Boise and Marlene, don't I?
12:51You remember Boise, the second man car trailer?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Yeah, well, him and Marlene have been trying to have a little sprog for years, but no joy.
12:59I mean, they've had more tests, you know, than the atom bomb.
13:04Still no good.
13:05I mean, they tried to foster a dot, but...
13:07Yeah.
13:08No, I mean, funny, though, isn't it, eh?
13:10Funny.
13:10I mean, they're stinking rich, and yet with all that money, they cannot buy the one thing
13:16they would most dearly love.
13:18Little baby.
13:20Yeah.
13:21That's the way the cookie bounces, eh?
13:25Yeah, I suspect.
13:25What's wrong?
13:34No, nothing, no, no, I just...
13:36just worked out that everything could work out very, very cushy.
13:42Come on, Joe, get a stick.
13:44Come on, Joe, keep it.
13:45Come on, Joe, keep it.
13:47No, Joe, Joe, keep it.
13:50Joe, get this.
13:51Say that again, dear boy.
14:08I said I could help you have a baby.
14:13What do you mean?
14:14You're willing to be one of them suffragette fathers?
14:19No, no, no, no.
14:20What I mean is I know where there's a baby going.
14:22What?
14:23Knocked off?
14:27Oh, no, no, it's all pucker.
14:30See, I know this German girl, right?
14:32Well, she's...
14:33She hadn't been in our green and pleasant land for no more than three months
14:37when she was suddenly taken pregnant.
14:39Oh, that's lovely, isn't it, Marlene?
14:40In a little while from now, we could be awoken by the pitter-patter of tiny jackboots.
14:46Leave it out, boys.
14:48See, look, it was brought up as yours, wasn't it?
14:49And anyway, the father is English.
14:51You see, the full story is, Rodney met this girl in a pub a little while ago.
14:55Hang about.
14:56You mean that dipstick Rodney's the father?
14:59No, no, no, no.
15:00Of course he ain't, boy.
15:01See, leave it.
15:02What, Rodney?
15:03Oh, blimey.
15:04He don't know what it's all about yet.
15:07Haven't you seen the funny way he still stirs his tea?
15:10No.
15:10Rodney, take your leg out that dog's mouth.
15:18I despair of that, boy, I really do.
15:20Anyway, the father's kid is some sort of student geezer who's washed his hands of the old affair
15:26and, like, you know, he don't want to know.
15:27Well, him and me have got a lot in common because I don't want to know either.
15:30Come on, hang on a minute, boys.
15:32Let's not be hasty.
15:33I mean, you're the one who's always going on about having a son and heir.
15:38And it is a boy.
15:40I didn't think it had been born yet.
15:43She's had a scan.
15:44See, let me show you something.
15:45Look, I borrowed her passport so I could show you.
15:50Look, there's a picture of it here.
15:51Look.
15:51Her name's Anna.
15:53She's a beautiful girl, isn't she?
15:54Because she's bound to have a handsome kid.
15:57And the student fella's father, right, is a very, very successful businessman.
16:02So do kids going to have everything, you know.
16:04Good looks, brains, business acumen.
16:06Just the sort of son and heir that you need for your second-hand car empire, Boise.
16:12We can at least talk about it, Boise.
16:16Well, all right then, all right, love.
16:18Just give us a couple of minutes, will you, doll?
16:24I think I've tired him out.
16:35He's a rascal.
16:40What are they doing?
16:41It's all right, it's all right, nothing.
16:42They're just having a bit of a chat.
16:44Go and get yourself a light ale and top me up while you're over there, all right?
16:46It is definitely a boy.
16:49Yeah, definitely a boy.
16:51What's all that about?
16:52No, no, nothing, uh, Boise's thinking of getting a boat and I'm going to get some equipment, see?
16:56Oh, that sort of boy.
16:58Now, this, uh, German bird, is she healthy?
17:01Healthy?
17:01It's Boris Becker's cousin.
17:05What the bloody hell's going on here, Del?
17:07It's all right, Rodney, it's all right.
17:08Now, I was going to tell you, see, the thing is, Boise and Marlene might have Anna's baby.
17:12What?
17:13What is this, a raffle?
17:15Del, this is a tiny human being we're talking about.
17:18This is flesh and blood.
17:19It's Anna's child.
17:20I know that, Rodney, but Anna wants it adopted and Boise and Marlene want to adopt.
17:25Yeah, well, if that's what they want, they go down to an adoption society.
17:28No, but...
17:28Well, we've tried lots of times, Rodney.
17:30They always turn us down.
17:32It's because of his record.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Boise did a little bit of a stretch when he was younger, you know.
17:37Yeah, what for?
17:38Perjury.
17:42Embezzlements.
17:45Conspiring to pervert the course of justice.
17:48Fraudulent conversion of traveller's checks.
17:50And attempting to bribe the mayor of Lambeth.
17:52See, I mean, it's any little thing with these adoption people.
18:00Leave it out, Boise.
18:02With your record, I'm surprised we're allowed to keep a dog.
18:05Yeah, but it's all in the past.
18:07I mean, how many times have I got to repay my debt to society?
18:12Yeah, that's true.
18:13I mean, don't a person deserve a second chance?
18:16Well, yeah.
18:17Yeah, that's fair enough.
18:18And that's exactly what we're going to give this little baby.
18:20A second chance.
18:21A chance to live in this beautiful house.
18:24A chance to have a loving father and a doting mother.
18:28And there don't come more doting than that.
18:30I mean, even Dookie's got a bib.
18:36But it's illegal.
18:38What?
18:39Giving a little baby love and warmth and a chance in life is against the law?
18:48I don't know.
18:50With the welfare people, I mean, are they going to wonder where Anne's baby is?
18:54Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
18:55It's with his mother.
18:56In Germany.
18:57I think we've cracked it at last, Boisey.
19:01Well, you can tell everybody it's our own child.
19:04I mean, we're always reading in the papers about women giving birth who didn't even know they were pregnant.
19:09Might raise a few eyebrows, though.
19:11Well, yeah.
19:13But they're only neighbours.
19:15I was thinking more of that gynaecologist who examined you on Monday.
19:21I'll never have to see him again, will I?
19:24Just give us a minute, Del.
19:26Come on, Boisey.
19:27Come on.
19:28Look.
19:33You're going to earn out of this, aren't you?
19:36How dare you?
19:37That's a terrible thing to say.
19:39What sort of bloke do you think I am?
19:41I'm doing this for Anna and for them two.
19:43Most important of all, I'm doing it for that little unborn baby.
19:46Oh, look.
19:49I'm sorry.
19:49No, no.
19:50Go on.
19:50Don't touch me.
19:50No, go on.
19:51Go on.
19:51Go on.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:52But you are going to earn out of it, aren't you?
19:57Look, that is a cruel and callous jibe.
20:00How much is this going to cost?
20:02Only her airline ticket home.
20:10And, of course, money for the birth certificate and a few quid to cover our petrol and telephone
20:16calls.
20:16Three grand should cover it, don't you think?
20:25Chee up, the old boy.
20:27Shh.
20:27Can't you see I'm busy?
20:30Gotcha, you Martian git.
20:37Let's see.
20:37Reset.
20:40What's up with you?
20:41You know perfectly well what's up with me.
20:45Selling a baby.
20:46Oh, God, it's like something out of Dickens times.
20:49Rodney, listen.
20:50How many times has Boycey tucked me up, eh?
20:52That three grand isn't for the baby.
20:54It's just, you know, payment for old debts.
20:57It's most probably for the best son.
20:59I mean, Anna gets her baby adopted by a loving family.
21:02That's right.
21:02Marlene gets the sprog.
21:03She's always wanted.
21:04And you get three grand.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Everyone's a winner.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Everyone except Dana.
21:10Au contraire, Rodney.
21:11Au contraire.
21:12Because as soon as old Boycey waves in with the poppy,
21:15I'm going to go straight down a few rocks to change
21:17and I'm going to get a few hundred translated for her.
21:20So that means that Anna's going to go straight back to the fatherland
21:22with 300 drachma in her bin.
21:30She's in pain.
21:32How do you know you can't speak German?
21:33This is it.
21:38This, this is, this is it.
21:39No, no, it's not.
21:40Yes, it is.
21:41It's just the ingestion.
21:42It's not ingestion.
21:43Listen to me.
21:44Listen to me.
21:44Go in the kitchen and get a glass of water.
21:46Go on.
21:46Right.
21:46Yes.
21:47That's it.
21:47You won't give me the Andrews, are you?
21:49Don't be a punker now.
21:51Look, I want you to phone the hospital.
21:53Go on, get on the blower.
21:54And oh, don't forget, call the maternity unit.
21:56All right.
21:57Yeah.
21:58I like the lift.
21:59I like the lift.
22:00Yes, deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths.
22:05I don't know how these phones work.
22:08All right, listen, when do you start getting the pains, darling?
22:10They come this morning.
22:12This morning?
22:12Oh, it's all right.
22:13Don't worry, don't worry.
22:13You'll be all right now because the ambulance is going to come any minute,
22:16so you'll be all right.
22:17Don't worry.
22:18You just relax.
22:19Everything's going to be kushed in.
22:21How are you getting on with it?
22:22It's all right, darling.
22:23It's all right.
22:23Danke.
22:24It's all right.
22:25It's all right.
22:26Vorsprung der Technik.
22:30Sit down, Marlene.
22:40You're doing up the Wilton.
22:43Sit down, Marlene.
22:45The baby's all right, isn't he, Del?
22:47Yes.
22:47Yes, Marlene.
22:48For the umpteenth time, you're going to have a beautiful bouncing baby.
22:53What's he weigh?
22:55Don't know.
22:55He hasn't stopped bouncing yet.
22:57He hasn't stopped bouncing.
22:58He's, I don't know, about seven pounds on.
23:02We've decided to call him Mark.
23:06Oh, that's handy because his father's name was Spencer.
23:12That's it.
23:13They're back.
23:13They're back.
23:13He's here.
23:14They're here.
23:14All right, all right.
23:14All right.
23:15Stay all right.
23:15Don't panic.
23:16Stay there.
23:17It's all right.
23:17Calm down.
23:18Calm down.
23:18It's all right.
23:19I'll, I'll...
23:20Everything all right, Rodgers?
23:22No, everything is not bloody old.
23:23Shh.
23:24Boysy and Marlene are here.
23:25Are they here already?
23:27Yeah, yeah.
23:27You told them about their little boy?
23:28Well, what about him?
23:30What about him being a little girl?
23:31No.
23:31I haven't broken the news yet.
23:33I mean, how could Anna do that to me?
23:35I mean, after all I've done for it.
23:37So what's wrong then?
23:38Oh, well, for one, Anna has fallen in love with her baby, but the most important...
23:41She's done what?
23:43Now, she can't do that to me.
23:44Now, she can't do that.
23:45Look, a deal is a deal.
23:46I know that deal, but the most important...
23:47All right, listen, I'll sort it out.
23:48You've got to...
23:48Get in there.
23:49Go on.
23:49All right, Albert.
23:50All right, I'll sort it out.
23:51Here she is.
23:52Oh, hello, sweetheart.
23:54How you feeling?
23:55Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
23:56Oh, good.
23:56Here, let me take...
23:57I think maybe things are not cushy.
24:00I think maybe now I keep baby.
24:04No, no, no.
24:04You can't do that, darling.
24:05No, no, no.
24:06Because, you know, we'll have the VAT people around here.
24:10Just come in, come in.
24:11I'll explain everything.
24:11Go on, you go in there.
24:12That's it, darling.
24:13Go on.
24:13In you go.
24:14Put the baby...
24:15Put the baby down here.
24:16Oh, first of all, these are the very nice people who are going to look after your baby.
24:25There they are.
24:31Someone upset her?
24:33No, no, no.
24:34She's just got, you know, like baby blues, that sort.
24:37Oh, I see.
24:37Yeah, just a minute, boys.
24:38See, just a minute before...
24:39I'm going to have to come clean, you see.
24:41It's a...
24:41The thing is, it's about your little baby boy.
24:44He ain't.
24:46Ain't what?
24:47Well, he ain't a little baby boy.
24:49What is it, then?
24:55It's a little baby girl, ain't it, eh?
24:57A girl?
24:58Yeah.
24:58But you said she'd had his game.
24:59I know, I know what I told you.
25:00You said...
25:00All right, boss, I know I told you it was going to be a girl.
25:02It ain't.
25:02I mean, just keep your money.
25:04The deal's off, all right?
25:04What did she say?
25:05I'm right.
25:05It's a boy, a girl.
25:07Twins.
25:07It's a baby.
25:09What?
25:12All right, Marlene.
25:13Well, take it.
25:17It's amazing, isn't it?
25:18Everything you buy off him's got something missing.
25:27All right, don't look at me like that.
25:28What else could I do?
25:29No good asking me, son.
25:31I'd never flogged a baby before.
25:35I was...
25:36Well, me, you know, I was...
25:37I was doing it for Anna, wasn't I?
25:39You know, I was...
25:40I wasn't trying to help.
25:42What do you want?
25:43Applause?
25:45Oh, bossy, sorry, no, sorry, mate.
25:46Listen, the deal's off.
25:48It's off, all right?
25:50Is that right, doll?
25:51The deal's off, is it?
25:52Too bleeding right, it's off.
25:54Oh, what are you talking about?
25:57What?
26:02No!
26:06That's, uh, the other thing I meant to tell you out there.
26:09You see, Spencer's mummy and daddy come over here in 1956
26:13in the West Indies.
26:16Well, it don't bother me, boy, see?
26:22Leave off, Marlene.
26:24The baby's brown.
26:30So is Duke.
26:35But I ain't claiming to be Duke's father.
26:39There is a likeness, though.
26:41Shut it.
26:44Shut it.
26:46We could say it's a throwback.
26:48For God's sake, Marlene.
26:51I might be able to con people into buying my cars.
26:53I might be able to convince them
26:55that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat.
26:57But now the other one I'm going to persuade
26:58that my granddad was Louis Armstrong.
27:00You ain't over the last of this, Dill boy.
27:13I suppose he's right, eh, Dill?
27:14I suppose he's right, Dill.
27:17Yeah.
27:20Yeah.
27:22You know it makes sense, eh?
27:26Still, it's a nice little dream while it lasted, eh?
27:30Yeah.
27:31Well, I'm going to turn round now
27:35and I'm going to walk out that door
27:37and I ain't going to look back.
27:44No, of course not.
27:44Oh, God.
28:06Women.
28:07Shh.
28:08Hannah.
28:09Hannah, come on.
28:09Come out here.
28:10Your baby's hungry.
28:12Shh.
28:12Quiet, quiet, quiet.
28:14Your mummy's coming.
28:15She is?
28:16Yeah.
28:17And you've got lovely, bright eyes, eh?
28:19Eh?
28:20Look at that.
28:21She's going to be a blinder when she gets older, isn't she?
28:23Yeah, eh?
28:24And she?
28:25Coochie, coochie, coo.
28:26Coochie, coochie, coo.
28:29Coochie, coo.
28:29Yeah.