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  • 5/11/2025

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00:00Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05Tonight's performers, the man who put the wood in Sherwood, Brad Sherwood.
00:09The illegitimate son of Mike and Carol, Wayne Brady.
00:12Say it loud, he's bald and proud.
00:15Colin Macri and the cute beetle, Ryan Stiles.
00:18And I'm your host, Sue Carey. Come on, let's have some fun.
00:21Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:30The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
00:32What happens on this show is all four performers are going to come up here during the show
00:39and they're going to totally make up and improvise everything you're going to see tonight
00:42based on suggestions from us and the audience.
00:44And then at the end of each thing they do, I'm going to award them points.
00:47So it truly don't matter because at the end of the show I'm just going to pick whoever I like the best
00:51to join me to do some improv at the end of the show.
00:53So you ready to get started and see how it works?
00:59We are going to start with a game called Let's Make a Date.
01:03This is for all of our players, Ryan, Colin, and Wayne.
01:05You're going to be contestants on a dating type show, hoping to be picked by Brad, just like we all are.
01:09And each of them has been given a strange characteristic or identity.
01:14They've never seen these before.
01:16So the first time they're looking inside the envelopes.
01:18Brad, you're going to question them about their suitability for a date.
01:20We all know how it works.
01:21And at the end you're going to try to guess who they are.
01:23When you're ready, Brad, go ahead.
01:25Bachelor number one.
01:27I love poetry.
01:29Write me a poem!
01:33A woman like you is so first rate.
01:36That's how I equate you to this beautiful state.
01:39I'd love to run my hands through your rich, lush foliage.
01:44And to be your man would be my privilege.
01:50Vote me.
01:55Bachelor number two.
01:57If I were a damsel in distress, how would you rescue me?
02:12I'd have to think about it first.
02:15Hopefully if your face was on fire I'd beat it out.
02:18Look deep into my eyes and tell me what you did.
02:25Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:28Come on.
02:29Come on.
02:30Woo me.
02:32What ya?
02:33Woo me.
02:35All right.
02:36Just once.
02:37Woo.
02:38Woo.
02:39Woo.
02:40Woo.
02:41Woo.
02:42Woo.
02:43Woo, woo, woo.
02:44Woo.
02:45Woo.
02:46You might not win.
02:47Bet you I'll get free.
02:51I'd love to get swept away.
02:52How will you sweep me away?
02:54Well, first I'd probably take you down to a beach in Florida where we'd lie on the beach,
03:02look at the stars, many of which I've been to before.
03:06I don't know what-
03:10I don't like you.
03:40Okay, Brad, you want to guess who they are?
03:48I think bachelor number one is a politician running for office.
03:57I think bachelor number two thinks I'm the ugliest woman on the planet.
04:05And bachelor number three is either Jim Henson or he's had an alien coming out of it.
04:10Well, either one would be correct.
04:12Thank you very much.
04:17That'll be 100 points to Colin for finally telling the truth about Brad.
04:25Now we're going to go on to a game called Film, Theater, and Television Styles.
04:29This is for Ryan and Colin.
04:30And they're going to act out a scene.
04:32And we here in the audience, we're going to give them different film, theater, and television styles to act out.
04:37And what I need from the audience is different styles of television.
04:39Shakespeare.
04:40Shakespeare.
04:41Mine.
04:42Mine doesn't really work good on a show with microphones.
04:46One man show.
04:48Horror.
04:49Let's hear it.
04:50Disaster.
04:51Horror.
04:52One man show won't work because it's...
04:54Porno.
04:55Porno's a good one.
04:56Whoever said porno.
04:58Okay, that's enough.
04:59We can go.
05:00Okay, your scene is Colin suspects his rival, Ryan, of cheating in a fly fishing competition.
05:11And, uh, you're going to start out like normal, and I'll put in these different styles as you get going.
05:29Excuse me, I...
05:30Yes!
05:31I hope you don't think I'm being forward, but I think you're cheating.
05:36I hope you have some proof to back that up.
05:39Well, those fish with the big holes in their gullets.
05:42Uh, western movie.
05:44That's right, I shot them.
05:46Because they were no good fish.
05:49That fish was my paw!
05:57I should've known you look like a guppy.
06:00I didn't know you guppy boys were back in town.
06:03Them's fighting words stretch.
06:07Disaster.
06:09My God.
06:11All the water in the pond.
06:13It's going.
06:14The fish are just lying on the beach.
06:17And they're bursting into flame!
06:19And the crowd started to shake!
06:22Meteor!
06:25There's only one hope!
06:27Run from side to side?
06:28Yes!
06:39Uh, porno.
06:43I'm all sweaty.
06:47Yes, you are.
06:50Let me grab something I can dry you off with.
06:54Wow.
06:55You're all tense.
06:59You have very strong hands.
07:00Are you a plumber?
07:01Swam!
07:02Swam!
07:03Swam!
07:04Swam!
07:05Swam!
07:06Swam!
07:08Swam!
07:09Swam!
07:10Swam!
07:11Swam!
07:12Swam!
07:13Swam!
07:14Swam!
07:15Swam!
07:16A hundred points to Ryan for making me think of him naked.
07:24Now we're going to a game called Duet. This is for Brad and Wayne, and they're going to
07:27be accompanied by Laura Hall on the piano. Laura Hall, they're going to sing a duet.
07:34Any women in the audience who'd like a duet sung about them, right here in the front row,
07:41what's your name? What? Alicia, what do you do for a living, Alicia?
07:45I'm a student.
07:46A student of what?
07:47Music.
07:48Uh-oh. This I've got to see. Alicia, student of music, meet Brad and Wayne. What instrument
07:55do you do?
07:59What's your main instrument?
08:01I sing.
08:04Would you like to borrow some cotton?
08:07Wow.
08:09I'm just kidding around. They're really good. Alicia, they're going to sing a song to you,
08:13and they're going to do it in the style of a swing song, sort of a Dean Martin, Sammy
08:16Davis Jr. type of thing.
08:18do do do do.
08:21Do do do do.
08:22Now check this man, listen to me.
08:25You and I could make some groovy harmony.
08:43Because I like that way your notes, they sail
08:48I'd like to run all up and down your scale
08:52Alicia, good to meet you, don't you fret?
08:59Swing, catch, swing
09:00Because when I change your key, you and I will sing a duet
09:04You and me together in two-part harmony
09:08I don't care whether you want to sing in the KC or DG, baby
09:14Alicia, you see, I dig you
09:19I want to go skiddy-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew-dew
09:23There's no way no one else compares
09:30Because I dig your voice and I dig your hair
09:33Say it again, I dig your voice and I dig your hair
09:38Thank you
09:40Thank you, thank you
09:55That was great
10:03Hey, why haven't I got the place for that?
10:05We're going to go to a commercial, don't go away
10:07We'll be right back with a lot more
10:07Who's Line Is It Anyway?
10:09Hey, welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
10:20The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter
10:22Hey, we have a big score from the last round
10:26If you're watching a TV that's made in America
10:28It'll appear right on the bottom of your screen
10:30Now we go on to a game called Weird Newscasters
10:35For all four of you
10:36Brad, you're going to be the anchorman of a news show
10:38And Colin, Wayne, and Ryan are going to be the co-presenters
10:41And Colin, you're going to play a character
10:44You're a kid showing off in class
10:46Wayne, you're going to be doing sports
10:50And you're a teenager who can't believe he's being dumped by his girlfriend
10:54And Ryan, you're the weatherman, you're getting younger and younger
10:58So whenever you hear the music crowd
11:00Whenever you hear the music crowd
11:04Hello and welcome to the 630 News
11:10I'm your host, Chuck Sirloy
11:12Vice President Al Gore was at a fundraiser today
11:17Where he walked around in women's lingerie for charity purposes
11:22People say he looked good in a pink slip
11:25Look what I'm doing
11:27Look how I'm talking
11:28Look how fast I'm talking
11:29Look how fast I'm talking
11:31Look how fast I'm going
11:32I can go
11:32Look how fast I'm going
11:34My butt is going really fast
11:35Well, isn't that refreshing?
11:47Just a little too much Ritalin
11:48Alright, now let's find out what's going on at the sports desk, shall we?
11:53Here's Frank Clam Chowder
11:55Frank
11:55What's up?
11:57Um, today the Buccaneers, they lose again
12:00But
12:01Dude, what the
12:08Because he lost the ball
12:11Like I lost you
12:13You suck
12:14I hate you
12:16Yeah, I hate you
12:17Yeah, bruh
12:18I feel like the meat in an incompetent sandwich
12:23And
12:26And speaking of weather
12:29Let's find out from Al Nino
12:31What the weekend has in store
12:33Well, thank you, Brad
12:36Well, as you can see
12:39We've got some clouds
12:40Moving over the weekend
12:41Hopefully that'll clear up
12:44A little later in the week
12:45A little later in the week
12:47Where that is so cool
12:49That that's gonna happen
12:50I can't believe she kissed me
12:52Why would she kiss me like that?
12:54Well, it looks like the weekend weather report is just going to be a gleam in someone's eye
13:06Well, it looks like the weekend weather report is just going to be a gleam in someone's eye
13:19That's all the time we have with the 630 News
13:21Stay tuned tonight at 11
13:22Thank you, good night
13:23You're fired
13:24That was great
13:35Unfortunately, that was a non-scoring round
13:37Now we go on to a game called Moving People
13:41In this game, Colin and Ryan
13:43You're going to improvise a scene
13:44But they can't move unless somebody moves them
13:46I need two volunteers from the audience
13:49To help move Ryan and Colin around
13:51Okay, you two know each other
13:54Colin, go up to your favorite improver
13:57Go up to the cutest one
13:58Real quick
13:58Hurry, hurry, hurry
13:59Okay
14:02I forgot to ask your name
14:05What's your name?
14:06Katie
14:06Lacey
14:07So Katie and Lacey
14:11Why don't you move Ryan and Colin in any old position right now
14:13They can't move unless you move them
14:14So treat them like they're mannequins
14:15Totally flexible mannequins
14:18Remember, we're on network television
14:19Okay, that's a good place to start right there
14:24Remember, during the scene
14:26They can't move unless you move them
14:27And Ryan and Colin
14:29Colin, you're an outlaw robbing Ryan's stagecoach
14:32Just give me a sec
14:35My gun's stuck
14:36That's all right
14:38I haven't finished the Pledge of Allegiance yet
14:40Okay, now I've got the gun loose and I'll just pull it out of my nose
14:44Right
14:44But first don't think about it
14:46Don't shoot me, my arms are in the air
14:48Don't shoot
14:49And I'm about to pull the gun out of my nose
14:55Or maybe somebody else
14:58There we go
14:58Give me all your
15:05Oh, there you are
15:06Give me all your money
15:08All right
15:10You'll want the Strombox
15:11It's on top of the
15:12On top of my thigh here
15:15Look
15:18I'll split half the money with you and I won't report it
15:22That's what I'm saying
15:23Either that
15:28Or we have a draw, my friend
15:31All right
15:33Back
15:33Back to back
15:37Ten paces
15:37You got it
15:38Back to back, my friend
15:39Here we go
15:40Here we go now
15:41Maybe I'll untwist my legs to make it easier
15:44Yes
15:47That's exactly what we're going to do
15:50And I will face the opposite direction of you
15:53Hence back to back
15:55I'm doing it now
15:57All right
15:58Is your gun under high school?
16:02I'll pull a gun faster than this
16:03Instead of ten, why don't we make it three?
16:07All righty
16:08Why don't we just make it one?
16:10Save a lot of time
16:11I'm already on two
16:12All right
16:13One
16:14Two
16:15This is where the lightning draw comes in
16:17I'm just saying it in the same spot
16:19I'm going back and forth
16:20Just to confuse you
16:23Bang
16:24Missed
16:26Bang
16:27I think
16:28Oh
16:29That one got me
16:30Oh
16:31I'm feeling faint
16:33I think I might fall
16:35I catch it
16:36But I don't think I'd make it over there in time
16:38It's okay
16:40It's a snowball
16:40Bang bang
16:41Thank you very much
16:47Just think if they knew the game was called moving people
16:54Okay
16:57Now we're going to a game called
16:59Scene to Wrap
16:59This is for Brad and Wayne
17:00They're going to make up a scene
17:02Later joined by Colin and Ryan
17:04And they'll be rapping the whole tune
17:06Now what I need from the audience is an everyday place where people work
17:10Summer camp
17:10Restaurant
17:11Summer camp's good though
17:13That was the first one
17:14Summer camp
17:14Anytime you're ready
17:15Well I'm sitting in the sun I don't know what to do
17:22I'm going to get me a paddle and maybe a canoe
17:24I'm going to have the day away
17:26But make sure I get some mosquito spray
17:29I don't want to get a sunburn
17:31I got something that I got to learn
17:33So give me some of that SPF
17:35And put it on me right here my friend Jeff
17:37Listen to me, listen to me, yes oh man
17:40Because this job is really glad
17:42To see me here at the summer camp
17:44You know you could swim and jump off the boat ramp
17:46The great thing about this job you see
17:48Is that you've got this job with me
17:50We'll have this job today
17:52We'll have it manana
17:53Here come the kids who bust the piñata
17:55Well I'm the new counselor here to help you
18:01But I'm a little shy
18:02You've got to tell me what to do
18:03You look a little weird
18:05Please don't ask
18:06You've got a big old knife and a hockey mask
18:08It's Jason
18:10It's Jason
18:11I'm a Jason
18:12It's Jason
18:13He's a racist
18:14So we'll be facing
18:17Run
18:17Run
18:18Someone get a gun
18:21Stand right there, don't have a care
18:23I will save you, I'm smoking a bear
18:25Put out that kind of fire, put it up now
18:27Before I hit you with a big brown cow
18:29I know that don't make much sense
18:32But I don't care
18:33Yeah?
18:34Listen to me, listen to me, my heart's racing
18:36Two camp counselors, there is Jason
18:38I've got kids and I've got a wife
18:40He's got a hockey mask and he's got a knife
18:42I'll put out the fire, I did it already
18:45Shoot something about the car with the machete
18:47That was great, don't go away
19:03We'll be back with more Who's Line Is It Anyway?
19:04Time to know who the winner is
19:05Right after this
19:07Hi, welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
19:15Tonight's winner, Ryan Stiles
19:16Ryan Stiles is the winner
19:17As I said, nothing to do with the points
19:23Just because I like them the most
19:24And what we're going to do is
19:25We're going to play a game together called
19:2690 Second Alphabet
19:27And we're going to do a scene
19:28And every sentence we say
19:29Has to start with the very next letter
19:31Of the alphabet
19:32Starting with what letter?
19:34G
19:34Okay, that's the first letter
19:35I heard G
19:35And Brad, what's our scene?
19:37Drew, you are in a restaurant
19:38Complaining to a temperamental waiter
19:39And that will be played by Ryan
19:41And how long do we get for this 90 second game?
19:4490 seconds
19:44I have a stopwatch and I will be timing you
19:47Gentlemen, are you ready?
19:48Go
19:49Garçon, Garçon
19:50There's something wrong with my food here
19:52It's a little cold
19:53I'm not your waiter
19:55I thought you told me you were going to be
19:58You said a big thing
19:59Hi, I'm going to be
20:00Just because I speak to you
20:01It doesn't mean I must serve you
20:03Knife?
20:05Can I have a knife?
20:06Is there any box?
20:06Can I have a knife?
20:07Let me get you a knife
20:08Lucky I was wearing my knife-proof vest
20:14Many people have said that to me before
20:18Many
20:19Now, what are you going to do about my meal?
20:24Oh, suddenly you want a free meal
20:25Is that what you're saying?
20:26Perhaps that's what I'd like
20:27A free meal, yes
20:28That would be one good place to start
20:30Okay
20:33Right now, I think you better get your manager, young man
20:40Better get your manager right now
20:41Super, I win
20:42Yes, you had a problem, sir
20:44Take your time
20:46I've been waiting here for five minutes
20:47My food is cold
20:48The waiters have been nasty to me
20:5030 seconds
20:51Usually I don't come out at all
20:52But he said this was important
20:53Very good
20:54I'd like a free meal
20:55Wow, who wouldn't?
20:56Xavier Hollander told me to come here and eat this restaurant
21:01Yes, yes, yes
21:02She comes here quite often
21:03I've heard from her
21:04Siegfried and Roy told me this was a good place
21:07Absolutely
21:07They've all had dinner here
21:09Bozo the Clown said they had the best desserts here
21:11Can clowns?
21:12We never serve clowns
21:14Don't you deny it
21:16Hey, Claire?
21:19Fine
21:19I'm just going to leave
21:20And I'll take my business elsewhere
21:21Good
21:21Bye-bye
21:22Thank you very much for watching
21:28Whose Line Is It Anyway?
21:29We'll see you next time
21:30Good night
21:30Good night
21:51Good night
21:52Good night