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00:00Good evening and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:05Tonight's performers, whatever you do, don't step in them.
00:08Greg Crooks. If you're a lady, you gotta love Wayne Brady.
00:12Science experiment gone wrong, Colin Mochrie.
00:15And his fetish creator, Ryan Stiles.
00:18I'm your host, Steve Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
00:21Hey, welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:30The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:32Hope you enjoyed watching the Drew Carey show just now.
00:38If you've never seen this show before, what happens is these guys are gonna come down
00:41and they're gonna come down on stage and they're gonna totally improvise everything you're gonna see tonight.
00:45It's all made up right on the spot.
00:46And they go by suggestions that we have that they've never seen before
00:49and also audience suggestions.
00:51And then I give them points for no reason because at the end of the show I just picked the guy I like best.
00:55And they get to do something with me.
01:01So maybe the points are more important than I thought they were.
01:04You ready to do the first game and see how it goes?
01:06Okay.
01:11First game is called Let's Make a Date.
01:13It's a game for all four of you.
01:15Ryan, Colin and Wayne, you're gonna be contestants on a dating type show.
01:18Hoping to be picked by the handsome and Natalie dressed Greg.
01:24Hell yeah.
01:25Each of you is gonna be given a strange characteristic or identity.
01:28It's on the cards there.
01:29They haven't seen these cards before just now.
01:31And Greg's gonna question them just like you're doing a dating show
01:33and try to pick out who he wants to go out with.
01:35So, Greg, when you're ready, go to it.
01:38Contestant number one.
01:40Hi.
01:41Hi.
01:42Bonjour.
01:43How are you?
01:44I am fine.
01:45But not as fine as you.
01:46Wow.
01:47Contestant number two.
01:48Yes.
01:49Hello.
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02:24Go to the restaurant, go to the restaurant, we're gonna go to the rest.
02:38You sound hecka fun.
02:39Uh, contestant number three, hello.
02:41How are ya?
02:42Good, how are you?
02:43I'm very good, thank you.
02:46I love the out of doors.
02:48If we were gonna, yeah, if we were gonna go somewhere, you know, outside, where would
02:52you go?
02:53Well, I've never been inside, so, uh, I don't know, we might roll around in the mud for
03:03a while, take good care of ya, you wouldn't get hurt, you'd have to take me to the court
03:06and sue.
03:07Sue!
03:08Sue!
03:09Sue!
03:10Oh!
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03:22I love the nightlife.
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03:33and slap your lunar surface number two if you were a carpenter would you rather
03:56use a drill or a hammer I love you you're great yeah I didn't
04:26hear the last part number three if I were mashed potatoes what would you spoon over me
04:33I'm sorry I was thinking about something else
04:41okay great you want to guess who they are is it hot in here Drew or is it just me
04:54number one is a French guy but he's there's something about the moon he's a French astronaut
05:00of some kind he's a he's a romantic French guy with the greatest lover in France
05:05the greatest lover in France and Colin is my uncle Ted yes it's your uncle Ted
05:13at number three is someone who was in the he's a country guy from the cast of deliverance hog
05:22collar he's a hog collar uh who loves other things he's a big he's a pig farmer from Arkansas
05:28of course he is okay thank you
05:34and I gotta give a thousand points to Ryan for reading my mind
05:40all right now we come to a game called scene to rap in this game Greg and Wayne you're gonna make up a scene
05:51and you'll be joined later by Ryan and Colin and uh you're all gonna be rapping accompanied by mix master Laura Hall
05:57uh we need a suggestion to the audience a place where people work
06:03a hospital hospital okay good one uh rapping about the hospital and uh whenever you're ready go
06:09well there we go that's that we better call the nurse write up his staff
06:23because this guy he might lose his life race because you see he is a terminal case
06:27we need the doc and we need a nurse hurry to his staff man I can't rehearse we gotta save his life he has kids and wife and if we're not capable he'll go under the knife
06:36oh okay so he's gonna die but I gotta ask myself why I don't know why I'm here
06:42I'm a neurologist I'm with you and you're a proctologist
06:45don't get the nurse but it's okay I'm gonna get the nurse hey hey hey hey
06:49hey hey hey
06:50I'm a doctor on the go and oddly enough my name's doctor no if I could rap that would be a sensation but I can't you see I'm just a Caucasian
06:58say it
07:05can't rap
07:06now we need some help pronto or else this man's life will soon go
07:11can't you do anything won't you please because we're begging you babe please please
07:15well I know he's a man so he don't need a path but I'll take his two thing and zap zap zap
07:22hey there buddies look at him he's dead he's dead and his name is Jim
07:28what once was is no longer work he's coming with me and the grim reaper
07:32the grim reaper
07:53thousand points for Wayne does the ladies love the way he walks
07:59now let's play a game called hats this is for all four of you Ryan and Colin come get your box of hats
08:04Greg and Wayne come get your box of hats
08:06get your boxes take them to your little corners
08:08can you get that coat?
08:09yeah
08:10okay this game goes back and forth really quick and they have to use as many hats as they can in the box
08:17to come up with as many examples as possible of the world's worst dating service video
08:22start with Colin and Ryan anytime you're ready
08:26can it be a Knight Rider?
08:33I haven't had it in four score in seven years
08:41all I want is a few merry men
08:47I'm into safe sex
08:54and that's just my hat
09:02my last boyfriend gave me Hermes
09:08my last boyfriend gave me Hermes
09:15you got me babe
09:23hi I'm the star of my own ABC sitcom
09:30and you don't need to worry I'm a Trojan
09:45I'm looking for a girl who can keep her mouth shut
09:56care to be touched by an angel
10:03I'm looking for one good woman who's willing to fight
10:10are you willing to fight?
10:11are you willing to fight?
10:12I'll represent you!
10:15thank you very much
10:20hey
10:21don't go away we'll be right back
10:22learn from these messages
10:23to more who's line is it anyway
10:31hey welcome back to who's line is it anyway
10:33the show where everything's made up for the punch don't matter
10:37nice to have you back
10:38and hey if you're watching on a TV that's made in America
10:40we're all naked right now
10:43now we come to a game that's called Weird Newscasters
10:45this is for all four of you
10:47Greg you're going to be the anchor of a news program
10:49and Colin, Wayne and Ryan are going to help them out on the show
10:52Greg your co-anchor is Colin
10:54and Colin you can no longer hide his love for Greg
10:57and sportscaster is Wayne
11:02Wayne you're going to be doing James Brown
11:07and the weatherman is Ryan Ryan
11:09you're the anchor's angry neighbor
11:12so as soon as you hear the music go ahead and start the show
11:19good evening I'm packed lightly
11:21this is action news and this is the top story
11:31drunken pigs have taken over the town of Hattiesburg, Mississippi
11:35Colin?
11:37you said that so nicely
11:40you know if you're an X-Files fan you're into conspiracies and hidden secrets
11:45sometimes those secrets just have to come out
11:47sometimes
11:50there's something unspoken between two people
11:53maybe more on the side of one person than the other
11:55but I've got to tell you something Greg
11:56ever since I saw you in WPPL
11:59out there in Omaha
12:01saying the news
12:02my heart just broke
12:03my god you're beautiful
12:04kiss me
12:06kiss me like you've never kissed an anchor before
12:13my god
12:14I am truly a man
12:20our second story Colin has come out
12:23now
12:25it's time for sports
12:27and I know I'm ready for some
12:30Wayne
12:32Wayne
12:34let us know what's going on over the sports world
12:35what you want
12:36huh
12:37got those in there
12:38huh
12:39because they caught them now
12:40they didn't win a baseball game
12:42huh
12:43you gotta get up
12:44huh
12:45you gotta get up
12:46huh
12:47because the scores they don't want
12:48and hit a goal
12:49huh
12:50a goal
12:51he did
12:52huh
12:53ha
12:54you gotta hit a baseball
12:55huh
12:56can I get up
12:57huh
12:58I can't do it
12:59I can't do it
13:00huh
13:01I can't do it
13:02I can't do it
13:03I can't do it
13:04I can't do it
13:05ah
13:06huh
13:07one more time
13:08no Jay listen up
13:09I can't do it
13:10huh
13:11I saw the way you looked at him but I don't care
13:20you're big enough for the both of us
13:22you the fruit
13:23no
13:27well uh
13:28now it's time for weather
13:29and let's go to Ryan over at the big satellite weather map
13:33Ryan what's on tap this weekend
13:35well thank you Pact
13:36thanks for remembering me over here
13:38thank you very much Pact
13:42well we've got some uh cloudy cloudy weather
13:45some bad weather coming in in the next little while
13:48and after seeing you naked prancing around the house
13:51I've got to say we've got some small craft warnings to be seen
13:55we've got some lightning coming in
13:58and I hope it hits your house and fries you like a steak
14:01you could do better than him you're way too good for him
14:04back to you Pact
14:06well thank you
14:09that's been the news this evening
14:12and I'm sure you've enjoyed it as much as I am
14:14uh have
14:16tune in
14:17tune in
14:19tune in tomorrow for Love Muffins
14:21our morning program
14:23I'll be there with Colin to explain everything
14:25good night everyone
14:26a million and a half points for Colin for kissing Greg Proops
14:38now we go on to a game called Greatest Hits
14:44my favorite games this is a game for Colin Ryan and Wayne
14:47with the help of Laura Hall on the keyboard
14:49Laura Hall
14:50uh
14:51Colin Ryan you're a TV voice over artist
14:53you're pitching the latest compilation album
14:55and Wayne you're going to sing snippets of the songs
14:57what we need from the audience is a profession you wouldn't normally sing songs about
15:01bus driver
15:04bus driver
15:05bus driver
15:07that's a good one
15:09so the name of your album is songs of the bus driver
15:12hi
15:15we interrupt the commercial to bring you another commercial
15:18we've got an offer for you over 500 songs on 50 CDs
15:23and what about
15:25why our old friend the bus driver
15:27throughout the ages
15:29well at least the ages where we had buses
15:31the bus driver has been our friend
15:33and we've had songs that went along with our bus driver friend
15:36remember
15:37this
15:38Michael Jackson hit
15:40you're not on my route
15:43route
15:46route
15:53you want me to go north
16:01I'm going south
16:03you're not on my route
16:05I mean route
16:07you're bugging me
16:09you're making me scream
16:11because you're not a bus driver's dream
16:15I'm driving the bus
16:18now people in the back
16:20because where you're going
16:22it's a common sense that you lack
16:24I'm not going your route route
16:26oh
16:27your route route
16:28oh
16:29your route route
16:30oh
16:31your route route
16:32oh
16:33your route route
16:34oh
16:35your route route
16:36oh
16:37your route route
16:38Michael Jackson
16:39Michael Jackson
16:40a wonderful singer
16:41and a great head coach
16:42you know there's a lot of songs
16:44that you won't hear in this country
16:46that we've taken from others
16:48why don't you pay for a 5 CD set like this
16:51or even a 50 CD set like this
16:53why I pay up to $50,000
16:56but I'm an idiot
17:00and you're from Canada
17:04so with the exchange
17:05I'm still an idiot
17:07there are so many hits on this CD set
17:13that you can't listen to them all in one day
17:15but you can try
17:16and you know none is more popular than that number one country western hit
17:21simply titled
17:43come on
17:44come on
17:48ting
17:49you know when driving on the bus
18:04or as our Canadian friends say a boost
18:10as our regular viewers know
18:12you made me giggle
18:13I know
18:14as our regular viewers know
18:15I'm a pretty hip groovy guy
18:17and I love the 80s funk
18:20oh who doesn't
18:22remember that great one
18:23I got a flat tire
18:24I got a flat tire
18:25I got a flat tire
18:26man I didn't think that I'd be alive
18:39driving down the 405
18:43all of a sudden
18:44just like that
18:45my bus went ehhhhhhhhh
18:47damn I got so flat
18:49oh that's right
18:51makes me walk through the tire
18:53damn baby
18:54I've got a flat tire
18:55I've got a flat tire
18:56I've got a flat
18:57uhhhh
18:58flat uhhhh
18:59you know I do
19:00I've got a flat
19:01juku kushay one
19:02I've got a flat
19:03ow
19:04ow
19:05oh
19:06oh
19:08oh
19:09you're too good
19:13and over
19:14man
19:15hey
19:24don't go anywhere
19:25cause when you come back
19:26to who's on the TV
19:27we're gonna find who the winner is
19:28then we'll be swimming pride with them
19:29them so stay right where you are hey welcome back to who's on is and anyway tonight's winners are
19:40ryan and greg ryan and greg are the winners they're going to play a game with me called
19:47newsflash what happens is newsflash is there news people in the newsroom i'm going to be the guy
19:51that's in the field i'm going to be standing right over here in front of this green screen
19:55the trick of this game is i don't know what's on the green screen and uh only the people watching
19:59the monitor knows i can't see the monitors anywhere and i have to try to guess what's on the green
20:04screen during the course of the game so uh ryan and greg whenever you're ready take it away
20:08i'm thomas guide and i'm mark the page and we've got drew carey out in the field drew can you hear
20:15us drew uh yeah i can hear you fine uh it's a little windy in here a little noisy but i can hear you
20:20pretty good really uh uh how are you feeling right now has there been any change uh uh there's been
20:26a quite a bit of excitement since this morning the uh boy people are drinking like crazy let me tell
20:31you that drew drew are you in any sort of danger at the moment uh no not that i know they seem to like
20:37me pretty much and uh they like my deodorant so they're pretty much leaving me alone uh whoever it
20:42is can you characterize your feelings right now i feel very alone
20:48uh
20:50lonely lonely
20:54drew you're the king in our book you know that
20:58do you have any solutions personally for this oh no i leave that up to the experts i don't try to
21:04tell people what to do i'm just a lonely country reporter well drew you do you have any idea whether
21:11it's a red bum or a blue bum
21:13is there monkeys behind me do you have any idea to take a big guess there's a giant king kong or
21:23something right i can't believe you look at that hey thanks for watching who's locked in today
21:30anyway good night
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