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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Who's Live Is It Anyway?
00:04At tonight's show, take off all your clothes, please.
00:07Wayne Brady, just like FaceTime on the bed, Chip Bestin.
00:10Cheering your head and cough, Colin McReed.
00:12And get out, before you infect all of us, Ryan Stiles!
00:16I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on, now, let's have some fun.
00:24Hello. Hello.
00:26Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:31The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:33That's right, the points are just like the female characters in a perfect storm.
00:38What we're going to do is, if you've never seen the show before,
00:40we're going to have these guys improvise everything,
00:41they're going to make everything up right off the top of their heads,
00:43then we give them these fakie points,
00:45and at the end of the show, we pick a winner for no apparent reason,
00:48and the winner gets to do something special with me,
00:50and the loser gets liposucked.
00:53Oh, yeah.
00:55But we're not going to tell them where.
00:56Now, we're going to start out the show with a game called Let's Make a Date.
01:01This is for all four of you.
01:01Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are going to be contestants.
01:06We're going to be contestants on a dating-type show,
01:09hoping to be picked by Chip, and aren't we all?
01:13We've given them each a strange characteristic or identity,
01:15and Chip's going to question them and try to guess who they are
01:17while he's trying to see who he wants to go out with.
01:19Boy, I can't wait to see Ryan.
01:20All right, whenever you're ready, go ahead and start.
01:22Okay.
01:23Hello, bachelors.
01:25How are you doing today?
01:26I am Jean Vieve, and I have a question for you, bachelor number one.
01:30I love love, and I love to love love.
01:33Please, bachelor number one, tell me about the first time you fell in love.
01:51I don't know, toots.
01:57Why don't you tell me the last time you grappled with six inches of plastic?
02:01I mean, my height.
02:10My height.
02:12Heh, heh.
02:13We are metric in where I am from.
02:16Bachelor number two.
02:18I want you to finish this love poem.
02:20Roses are red, violets are blue.
02:22Quiet!
02:23You hear something?
02:24I hear some black apologies guys going to come right and look down.
02:29I ain't going to be around when that happens, because I'm going to be shooting, someone's
02:31going to die.
02:32I don't want it to be me.
02:36Gee, hold for that.
02:41Well, it didn't rhyme, but it moved me.
02:45Bachelor number three.
02:47Yes.
02:47Tell me about our first date.
02:50Our first date?
02:50Well, I'm probably taking it.
03:06Get down on the ground.
03:07Get down on the ground.
03:08Get down there.
03:10Get over here.
03:12Get up there.
03:13Get up there.
03:14Get up there.
03:15Get over there.
03:16Get down on the ground.
03:17Get down on the ground.
03:18Get down there.
03:19Get down there.
03:20Don't even think about moving!
03:45Bachelor number one, how are you doing?
03:48Quiet toots, daddy's got to get to work.
03:50Thank you bachelor, bachelor number two, if you took me to an amusement park, which ride-
04:14A amusement park, he's got a goat!
04:18Dallas, go home!
04:19Dallas, go home!
04:21Dallas, go home!
04:23Dallas, go home!
04:25Oh!
04:26National عis estão numみ,廏 sty under
04:33investmentoshop!
04:36Elbow, trupe, trupe, trupe, trupe, trupe, trupe, trupe, trupe, diner!
04:41então eu não...
04:42Alhar vou vai Victoria largüe!
04:43A goat do которая faz algumas muitas polares, mas...
04:45Bachelor number three.
04:51Boxes or briefs?
04:53I haven't got time to answer questions.
04:55I got a lot of work to do here!
04:56You! Get down there! Get out of there!
04:59You! Come here! Come here!
05:02Get down on that stage! Get over here!
05:04Hey! Get out of here!
05:06Not you! You've got hair! Get back there!
05:09Get over there! Get over there! Hurry up!
05:12Get over there!
05:15Get over there!
05:18Do, do, do, do, do...
05:23Thank you, guys. Thanks a lot.
05:27Thank you. Thank you.
05:32Can I just ask? Can I... What's your name, sir?
05:37Larry.
05:38Larry? Nice ass, Larry.
05:41don't give it away well before i guess i choose larry
05:48but the three bachelors are chucky yes
05:55one of the cast members of deliverance no i'm gonna come back to him okay and i'm gonna make
06:04him a uh terrorist no a bank robber a hostage situation he's a bounty hunter he's a bounty
06:11hunter he's rounding up guys that are what he's rounding up guys that are bald yes
06:17and you are a bald guy yes
06:22it's hardly worth guessing because you're not getting any points for it
06:37the guy with hair was starting to come down with me
06:40now let's play a game called scene with audience members for ryan colin and you're gonna pick
06:49somebody from the audience here
06:50what's your name yeah giselle what's going on down here giselle say hi to ryan and colin i'm gonna
07:01hand you this card here and uh
07:07whatever take whatever microphone you want yeah now you're gonna do a scene with uh these
07:13guys what's gonna happen this is giselle hi giselle you're gonna do a scene with these guys
07:16what's gonna happen is um you have uh lines written on that card there those are your lines in the
07:22scene and whenever those guys prompt you to you're gonna read out your line okay in order
07:27as it's written on the cards the scene is ryan and colin are two surgeons competing for the
07:31attention of giselle and she's their attractive nurse so whenever you're ready
07:36take it away all right let's work on the patient here giselle what's wrong with this person
07:43that's a bad shade of lipstick for you
07:46well it's just in case she wakes up i don't want her to be frightened
07:50good choice good choice thank you and if i may say that's a wonderful shade of lipstick on you
07:58i need a hug well come right
08:00first time you weren't quick off the draw my friend
08:09well don't you uh make the first incision show the nurse how to do it all right giselle watch closely
08:14i'm sure you'll learn something incredible
08:16i'll pick up my own stuff you just stand there
08:21oh my god what happened you sliced him all the way down his stomach
08:25why are you wearing any pants don't tell me how to operate in my room don't ever yell at her
08:32if i want to operate with all my pants i shall it worked for me in geneva
08:37we can't put you through this any longer giselle and i have something to say to you honey
08:43boy was i drunk last night
08:46show him your ring
08:48that's right we're engaged
08:53you got married i thought i had a chance giselle
08:57no we're engaged we're not married
08:59i'm sorry i got my pants off it's hard to hear
09:02look i'll go over here in the corner so you and giselle can say goodbye
09:10i thought we had something special giselle
09:14you're uglier than him
09:17we're going commercial we'll be right back tomorrow whose line is it anyway don't go anyway
09:47welcome back to whose line is it anyway
09:52hey i want to spend a special uh thank you to everybody who sends in audition tapes for whose line is it anyway a lot of people send in audition tapes
09:58uh tonight's winner is uh riley breen from sandusky ohio so congratulations riley we're going to be taping the show tonight over your audition tape
10:05let's go play a game called sound effects
10:11uh ryan and colin get ready to act on a scene
10:13a scene i have this these two ladies picked out early on i'd like you and you to follow me
10:18yeah come on
10:21yeah i'll help you down
10:23oh yeah stand right over here by me
10:26why don't you come right over here stand right over here
10:31now you are going to be ryan's guy and you're going to be colin's person and uh what's going to happen is they're going to do a game called sound effects and uh they're going to act on a scene and whenever they prompt you to you're going to supply the sound effects and so you're going to be playing ryan's guy and you're going to be
10:31Now, you are going to be Ryan's guy, and you're going to be Colin's person.
10:36And what's going to happen is they're going to do a game called Sound Effects.
10:39And they're going to act on a scene, and whenever they prompt you to,
10:42you're going to supply the sound effects they need for the scene into the microphone.
10:48Now, tell me your name is really quick.
10:50Lynn.
10:50Lynn, you're going to do Ryan, right?
10:51And you're going to...
10:52Your name is what?
10:53Gail, or you're going to do Colin, okay?
10:55So the scene is, you guys are two buddy cops relaxing in your squad car
10:58just before being called to an incident.
11:01So you're ready to go.
11:02Take it away whenever you're at.
11:09These donuts aren't as crispy as they used to be.
11:11No, they certainly aren't.
11:17Look, I can chew with my mouth open, and you don't hear a thing.
11:25Let's see if there's anything on the radio.
11:27Might as well.
11:31Oh, the antenna's not screwed in.
11:47Turn up the volume, would you?
11:51Don't hear a thing.
11:52I just, uh...
11:56Look, I just went through that light.
11:59Hit the siren, I'm chating after him.
12:00Rrr, rrr.
12:02Rrr, rrr.
12:02Rrr, rrr.
12:03Rrr, rrr.
12:04Rrr, rrr.
12:04Rrr, rrr.
12:05Rrr, rrr.
12:06Rrr, rrr.
12:06Rrr.
12:07Rrr.
12:07Rrr.
12:08Rrr.
12:08Rrr.
12:09Rrr.
12:10It's one of those silent ones that, uh, really irritates dogs.
12:14Oh, man.
12:17We're gonna have to get...
12:19We're gonna have to get really close for him to hear this.
12:21I better gun it.
12:23Rrr.
12:23Rrr.
12:24Rrr.
12:24Rrr.
12:25Rrr.
12:25Rrr.
12:26Rrr.
12:26Rrr.
12:27We must be on the gas.
12:28Let's push it.
12:29Rrr.
12:29Rrr.
12:30Rrr.
12:30Rrr.
12:31Rrr.
12:31Rrr.
12:36Rrr.
12:37Rrr.
12:37Rrr.
12:38Rrr.
12:39This could be dangerous.
12:40We better put on our swat stuff.
12:41OK.
12:42I'm just gonna cock my gun.
12:45Rrr.
12:46You call that a gun?
12:48Listen to this.
12:49I'll take out the silencer.
12:52That's no gun.
12:54Listen to this.
12:56nothing
13:02okay
13:05I have a feeling there's terrorists behind that door
13:08I hope they're loud terrorists
13:10wouldn't surprise me if it was a very
13:13quiet group of a hundred or so
13:14alright let's take it easy
13:16okay
13:18here's what we're gonna do
13:20okay let's get this straight
13:23okay you are gonna kick
13:25in the door very loudly
13:26okay I'm gonna run in
13:29behind you make it sound like a duck to confuse
13:31them okay
13:32let me hear the duck just so I know
13:34quack quack quack quack
13:36you know if you'll notice
13:43that wasn't just one duck
13:45that was a whole flock
13:46you know what while you do the duck
13:49I'm gonna do the elephant
13:50quack quack quack
13:52all right
13:55once again
13:56what the plan is
13:59okay here's the plan
14:04okay you kick in the door
14:05I do the duck
14:05you do the elephant
14:06and then we open fire
14:07okay I might do a duck
14:08all right ready
14:10okay bang
14:12oh
14:14oh
14:15start
14:16oh
14:18thank you
14:19thank you very much
14:24thank you very much
14:26thank you very much
14:26thank you
14:27thank you very much
14:28thank you very much
14:28oh my god
14:49that was so funny
14:54I'm gonna do an elephant quack quack quack
15:07oh man
15:13that quack an elephant was like the funniest thing
15:17oh man
15:18you guys were on the party list from now on
15:22they were so excited about making a noise
15:27I think they're just like
15:28oh we can do quack quack quack quack
15:29now let's move on
15:32with a game called Motown Group
15:34this is for Wayne, Chip and Ryan
15:35with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor
15:37now what I need for this is
15:43from the audience
15:44it's a suggestion of a manly profession
15:46a what
15:49sewer worker
15:51sewer worker
15:54sewer worker
15:54and what's gonna happen
15:55these guys are gonna sing like a Motown group
15:56like the Temptations or something
15:57they're each gonna do a verse
15:58and one of them sings
16:00the other two are gonna do backup
16:01and Lauren Linda are gonna play the songs
16:03and you'll be singing the song
16:04Do the Sewer Worker
16:05do the sewer worker
16:06woo
16:10yeah yeah
16:13na na na na na na
16:15many people have jobs
16:17which they need to hurdle
16:19but sometimes I like to get in the sewer
16:23like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
16:25my job makes me ten times more smellier than you
16:31all day long
16:32all I do is swim and poo
16:33do the sewer worker
16:35do the sewer worker
16:38yeah
16:39yeah
16:39you're never ever gonna believe what I did
16:43I got my crowbar and I lifted up the lid
16:46I dropped down inside just to see what I could see
16:49but all I saw was number two and number one that's peak
16:52I didn't wanna work there
16:54but soon I am a liver
16:55I took a paddle boat and then I made it to the river
16:58in my sewer
16:59woo
17:00but in my sewer
17:02bass man, break it down
17:05I work in a sewer
17:06don't know what to say
17:08when I walk around people run away
17:11I've gotta admit
17:12it's kinda scary
17:14everyone thinks I smell like Drew Carey
17:17oh my folks
17:19it's just a crime
17:20I run away from Ryan
17:22that's all they do
17:23I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
17:24yeah yeah
17:26do the sewer worker
17:27now everybody check it out
17:29now all you got to do if you're filled with loves
17:32put on your pants and a set of rubber gloves
17:36grab a shovel and then you begin it
17:39man, is that f*** you standing knee deep in it
17:42do the sewer
17:43yeah, yeah, yeah
17:44I'm doing the sewer
17:46I do the sewer worker
17:49I do the sewer worker
17:52I do the sewer worker
17:55alright, hey, we're gonna go see a commercial right now
18:03welcome back to my show
18:03the winner is on
18:04Who's Lines In Any Way?
18:05don't go away
18:06welcome back to Who's Lines In Any Way
18:14tonight's winner
18:14Colin Lockery
18:15Colin Lockery's a win
18:16so you guys are preparing
18:20Wayne and Ryan and I are gonna sing
18:22a love song to Chrissy here
18:24we're gonna sing a Broadway love song
18:26we got her from the audience
18:29during the commercial break
18:29and we're gonna sing to her
18:30as a strange 300 Broadway star
18:31making up a Broadway love song
18:33one word at a time
18:34with the help of Laura Hall
18:34and Linda Taylor and Queen
18:35what I need for the audience
18:39is a completion of the sentence
18:40you are my what?
18:42you are my butter stick
18:44to Chrissy
18:45you are my butter stick
18:46take it away
18:47you are my butter stick
18:57when I need a friend
19:02quick
19:03let me take some butter off you
19:09and let me wipe you
19:14butter stick
19:18you're my butter stick
19:21butter stick
19:23I'll love you
19:27when I
19:29and myself
19:33toast
19:35toast
19:35when I
19:46love you
19:48butter stick
19:49you taste
19:51so good
19:53on toast
19:57or
19:58waffles
20:00or
20:01pancakes
20:04to
20:05butter stick
20:08you
20:09are
20:10half the
20:12half
20:12the
20:13man
20:15I
20:16am
20:17butter
20:21oh my
20:25oh my
20:31butter
20:34don't go anywhere
20:37man
20:43hey
20:47welcome back to
20:49Who's Liners and Anyway
20:50special treat tonight
20:51we decided to let
20:52Lynn and Gail come back here
20:54and read the credits for you
20:54Lynn and Gail
20:55whatever you're ready
20:56just read the credits
20:56and Ryan and Colin help you
20:57thanks for watching everybody
20:58have a good night
20:59say Colin read the credits
21:03but why don't I just blend
21:04this up some drinks first
21:05all right
21:05buzz buzz buzz
21:08hey you know what
21:09Tom Parks favorite sound is
21:10it's this
21:11quack quack
21:12quack quack
21:13an elephant
21:14no yes the elephant
21:15is an elephant
21:16I'm Levine
21:18drawing away
21:18I don't do elephants
21:19so that's
21:20right
21:20right
21:21right
21:22goodness
21:22Lydia Dunn
21:24did she make any noise
21:25um help help help help
21:28I know help help
21:29all right
21:30thank you
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