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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:03Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04On tonight's show, check out that butt.
00:06Wayne Brady, look at those eyes.
00:09Chip Bestin, sure hope he has money.
00:11Colin Nockery, and wow, look at the size of those feet.
00:15Ryan Stiles!
00:17I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on down, let's have some fun.
00:25Hello.
00:27Hello, hello.
00:32Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:34The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:36That's right, the points are just like
00:37what the second man on the moon said.
00:42Hey, just don't matter.
00:44If you've never seen the show before,
00:45these guys are gonna make up everything you see for your night
00:47off the top of their heads based on suggestions
00:49that are on these cards and what the audience says.
00:50And then we give them these fakie points,
00:52and then at the end of the show, we pick a winner.
00:55That's it. The winner gets to do a little
00:57something special with me.
00:57Isn't that nice?
00:59And if you want to see it, you can join the special members-only section of abc.com.
01:06Hey, let's get the show started with a game called Superheroes.
01:11This is for all four of you.
01:12You're gonna act on a scene.
01:17You guys are gonna act on a scene as unlikely superheroes.
01:21And, uh, what we need for Colin is an unlikely superhero name.
01:27Disco Boy. That's a good one.
01:28Disco Boy.
01:29And the crisis for Disco Boy is what?
01:32No more Bee Gees.
01:34Oh.
01:35No more Bee Gees.
01:37No more Bee Gees.
01:40So he's gonna start out and then each one will try to screw the other guy by naming him a
01:44weird superhero name when they come in.
01:46So, Colin, Disco Boy, there's no more Bee Gees.
01:51What are you gonna do?
01:52Hmm.
01:53Oh, the light's out.
01:56Oh, the light's out.
01:58Oh, the light's out.
02:00Oh, the light's out.
02:03That was incredible.
02:19Let's see what's on the crisis monitor.
02:26Oh, no.
02:28No more Bee Gees.
02:30How will I stay alive?
02:32Stay alive.
02:33I hope my super friends will be here soon.
02:37Did you hear the noise?
02:38The news?
02:39Thank God you're here, Captain Hummingbird.
02:44I came as fast as I could.
03:08Thank God, the lap dance kid.
03:10Did you hear the nose?
03:31The news?
03:33Sorry, late.
03:34Thank God you're here.
03:35The ballroom brawler.
03:36What do you do?
03:44All you gotta do is put the CD in.
03:58I mean, LB.
04:02See you later.
04:07That'll be $20.
04:13I'm gonna go just because my arms are tired.
04:19Another crisis avoided.
04:23Wow.
04:24Thank you very much.
04:28Colin, all the points go to you for that one.
04:34That was amazing.
04:37You know, when Colin starts a game out physical, you know, the other guys are going, uh-oh.
04:41I got a physical call of knockery.
04:44I thought it was just like the 70s where you're just like, oh, finally.
04:50My day.
04:51All right.
04:52Okay.
04:53Let's go on to a game called Duet.
04:54This is for Chip and Wayne with up with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor.
04:56Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
04:58Hi.
04:59What's your name?
05:01Chris.
05:02Chris.
05:03Your name is Chris.
05:04Come on down and say hello to, uh, these guys right here.
05:09Hey, uh, Chris, what do you, uh, what do you do for a living?
05:14I'm an assistant to an accountant.
05:16That sounds important.
05:18She's an assistant to an accountant.
05:19Her name is Chris, and you're gonna sing a song to her, but I want you to sing it like
05:22it was a line dancing song.
05:24Like you'd hear in a country bus bar.
05:25Of course.
05:26Take it away whenever you're ready.
05:27Yeah!
05:28Woo!
05:29Howdy, girl.
05:30Shall we?
05:31That's Chris.
05:32Now let me tell you something.
05:33Here's a fact you didn't miss.
05:34Her name is Chris.
05:35All she does is assist.
05:37She likes to get no fool.
05:39I'm an accountant.
05:40I'm an accountant.
05:41Her name is Chris, and you're gonna sing a song to her, but I want you to sing it like
05:42it was a line dancing song.
05:43Like you hear it in a country bus bar.
05:44Okay.
05:45Of course.
05:46Take it away whenever you're ready.
05:47Yeah!
05:48Woo!
05:49Howdy, girl.
05:50Shall we?
05:51That's Chris.
05:52She likes to get no books, and she takes them off the shelf.
05:55She likes to assist, cause she can't count for herself.
05:58Well, she ain't just pretty, and she got good looks, but she helps her boss when he's
06:04working the books.
06:05Sometimes it is a credit.
06:06Sometimes it is a debit.
06:07But if she makes a mistake, well, it wasn't her that said it.
06:11Here we go.
06:12She's Chris.
06:13Oh, Lord.
06:14She's Chris.
06:15She's Chris.
06:16Oh, yeah.
06:17Well, her boss says, would you add this to Chris?
06:21She's Chris.
06:22She's Chris.
06:23Here we go.
06:24You pull, pull, pull, and you're one, two, three.
06:27You pull, pull, pull with your one, two, three.
06:30Then your numbers, ooh, do it again.
06:33You pull, and one, two, three.
06:34Yeah!
06:36You go and get a copy, then you get the calculator.
06:39You do a couple digits, then I say I'll see you later.
06:42You go and get the copy, you do the calculator.
06:45You go and get the calculator.
06:46You go and get the digits, then you say I'll know you later.
06:47Come on, Chris.
06:48Come on, girl.
06:49You ready?
06:50We're going to teach y'all how to do the critics.
06:52Do you know how to do the critics?
06:53Do you know how to do the critics?
06:54One more time.
06:55You go, pull, pull, pull.
06:56You go, pull, pull, pull.
06:57You one, two, three.
06:58You pull, pull, pull.
06:59One, two, three.
07:00You pull, pull, pull.
07:01You get the cup of coffee.
07:02You do the calculator.
07:03You do a few digits, then you say I'll see you later.
07:06She's Chris.
07:07She's Chris.
07:10She's Chris.
07:11Oh, I love it, Chris.
07:13That's it, Chris.
07:15Oh, Chris can do it like this.
07:18Yeah!
07:19Yeah!
07:20Woo-hoo!
07:21Woo!
07:22Woo!
07:23Thanks, Chris.
07:24See you later, man.
07:25Thank you, Chris.
07:26Thank you, Chris.
07:27We're going to see a commercial right now.
07:28We're right back with more He's Line.
07:30He's at Anyway, don't go away.
07:33Nice to have y'all back.
07:36Welcome back to Who's Line is in Anyway,
07:38the show where everything's made up
07:39and the points don't matter.
07:40Hey, watch out for Collins' new show
07:41coming up on ABC.
07:42It's a cross between The King and Queens,
07:44Touched by an Angel,
07:45and Two Guys a Girl in a Pizza Place.
07:48It's called I Was Touched by Two Queens
07:49in a Pizza Place.
07:50Hey!
07:55I got a million of them.
07:56Hey, welcome to Vegas.
07:58Now we're going to play a game called
07:59Scenes Cut from a Movie.
08:01And this game, Wayne and Kyle and Orion
08:04and Chip, you're all going to act out scenes
08:06that just didn't make the final cut
08:07of various films.
08:08What I need from the audience is
08:09suggestions of famous films.
08:11Star Wars films!
08:12Braveheart!
08:13Star Wars!
08:14Star Wars!
08:15Free Willy!
08:16Free Willy!
08:17Free Willy!
08:18Free Willy!
08:19Free Willy!
08:20Free Willy!
08:21Free Willy!
08:22Free Willy!
08:23Free Willy!
08:24Free Willy!
08:25Free Willy!
08:26So what's going to happen is these guys
08:27are going to act out famous scenes
08:28that were edited out from these movies
08:29that you probably didn't know about.
08:30And, uh, that ended up on the cutting room floor.
08:33And let's start out with the movie, uh, Braveheart.
08:35We're ready.
08:42I don't know if this is going to work, you know, eh?
08:46I'm not feeling a hundred percent about you, you know?
08:50Oh, hi!
08:51It'll be great!
08:52All you have to do is run in stark naked,
08:54screaming at the top of your lungs!
08:56OK, OK.
08:57I'm not running anywhere naked.
09:00It's bloody cold out there!
09:03It's alright.
09:04My caver will shrivel up faster than her!
09:08Dark-nosed cold!
09:10It's alright!
09:11I'll protect Nessie.
09:23Exorcist.
09:26I'm quitting this job!
09:30I'm quitting this job!
09:40Free Willy!
09:41Woo!
09:42Woo!
09:43Look, it's Willy!
09:45Go, Willy!
09:48Woo!
09:51Woo!
09:52Woo!
09:53Woo!
09:55Woo!
09:56I got the barbecue going!
09:57Woo!
09:58Oh.
10:00Free Willy!
10:01Woo!
10:02Woo!
10:03Woo!
10:04Woo!
10:05Woo!
10:06Woo!
10:07Woo!
10:08Woo!
10:09Woo!
10:10Woo!
10:11I'm Landau Calrissian!
10:12Woo!
10:13Woo!
10:14Woo!
10:15Woo!
10:16Woo!
10:17Woo!
10:18Woo!
10:19Woo!
10:20Woo!
10:21Woo! Woo!
10:22Oh, Master Calrissian, Master Calrissian, there's great things in here.
10:31Calm down, C-3PO. How would you like one of the...
10:47Hey, Cope 45 gets them every time. What are the easiest to say?
10:50One of the galaxy's finest malt beverages.
10:54Lando Calrissian for Cope 45 liquor.
10:59Gets them every time.
11:01Now, let's go on to a game called Greatest Hits.
11:03This is for everybody with Apple Laura Hall and Piano Linda Taylor on guitar.
11:11These guys are gonna be TV commercial pitchmen talking about the latest compilation album they're trying to sell.
11:16They're gonna make up names of songs and song styles.
11:19We're gonna give them to Wayne and Chip. We're gonna try to sing them.
11:21And what I need from the audience is a suggestion of what you wanted to be when you grew up.
11:25Cowboy!
11:27Cowboy!
11:28Cowboy, cowboy, cowboy. Okay, let's hear Songs of the Cowboy.
11:33Take it away whenever you're ready.
11:34Hi!
11:35We'll be back to our nature documentary, Salty the Sweating Ferret, in just a second.
11:41Hey, Carl.
11:42What's another name for cowpoke?
11:45Oh, no.
11:46Let me just fill it in.
11:49Cowboy is what I was thinking.
11:51Yeah, me too.
11:52Me too.
11:53Besides, you've done your time.
11:58You know, Songs of the Cowboy have made so many people happy over the years, and we've assembled 12 songs on 12 CDs.
12:07Very small CDs.
12:09Yes.
12:10Well, as our regular viewers know, I have eight children, although only three of them are actually mine.
12:16But still, because of them, I've been showing a lot of new music.
12:28And one of their favorite groups was Hanson.
12:32And that's why we're including in this set the wonderful Hanson hit,
12:36Mmm-Moo.
12:46Mmm-Moo.
12:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:49Now, let me tell you something.
12:51It's yours, not mine.
12:52Everyday I'm roping.
12:54I'm roping a bovine.
12:56When I get busy, I'm saying it right now.
12:59In case you didn't know, a bovine means cow.
13:03Mmm-Moo.
13:05When I was on the farm, I always said, yeah, I didn't go back, and I didn't go bad, I just went down the stable, hey, look what they're doing now, they're sitting around singing all the blues with our old cow, they're saying, ooh, ooh.
13:35Thank God they're not around anymore, you know, Carl, kids don't listen to Hanson much anymore, what?
13:50No, styles come and styles go, but they're all on this CD set, including a long gone style grunge, remember grunge, yeah, well, it's on this CD set.
14:05Well, I didn't know you wanted me to add to that.
14:07You can help me out on this a bit, I can't sell the CDs all by myself.
14:09I was a big grunge fan.
14:10There we go, so was I.
14:16And who could ever forget that grunge hit that was on the top of the charts for ten weeks, hey, that horse looks good.
14:27Yeah, I haven't eaten in two weeks.
14:33I'm not eaten like I should, but they're in the corral, just look at that now, I said, hmm, that horse looks good.
14:42Nobody knows that they called my cow, I never ate, I never ate, I never ate, I wanna eat another horse steak.
14:54Oh, that cow looks good, I like to eat it, I will tenderize it, then I like to beat it, what can I do, cause they're gonna make glue.
15:03So, hey, horsey, Mr. Ed, I'm gonna eat you, that cow looks good, that cow looks good, that cow looks good.
15:15let's go!
15:18Hey, hey, what?
15:21Oh, yeah!
15:24I just realized it wasn't grunge I was into.
15:48I always get that confused with swing.
15:57Anyway, one style of music...
16:02Hey, Colin.
16:03Yes, Ryan?
16:04What's it make you think of when I say the words doo-wop?
16:08Apple pie.
16:11Because our cook's name was doo-wop.
16:15No, Colin, I'm talking about the music style, doo-wop.
16:19Have you ever heard of it?
16:20Yeah, I like grunge, too.
16:23You know, and I think I got into doo-wop when I heard my first doo-wop song.
16:28Well, I guess that would... happen.
16:31First doo-wop song I ever heard was, of course, that well-known ballad.
16:35That doo-wop ballad.
16:37So, let me get...
16:38It was a doo-wop?
16:39You know what? I can't really remember what it sounds like.
16:41Let's play it, okay?
16:42It was entitled, They shot My Paw.
16:54Ooh!
16:56Ooh!
16:57Ooh!
16:58Ooh!
16:59Ooh!
17:00Ooh!
17:01Ooh!
17:02Ooh!
17:04Ooh!
17:05Ooh!
17:06They shot out my paw!
17:10I came home, you won't believe what I saw. He was all bloody, yes they shot my pa. He begged and begged, but still they took his legs, my pa.
17:25My pa was old, he didn't run very fast, but that did not stop them from busting a cap in his ass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:50My darling, would you come home and see your pa there, all alone?
17:59I think the price and the terrible, terrible cost, and I had to clean up the blood that he lost.
18:08He shot my pa!
18:10He shot my pa!
18:14He shot my pa!
18:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:29Dee, dee, dee, dee.
18:33Alright, hey, we're going to go see a commercial right now.
18:35Welcome back, my friends, with the winners on Who Bodies It Any Way?
18:37What's It Any Way?
18:38Yeah!
18:42Welcome back to Who Bodies It Any Way.
18:43And the winners for tonight are all these guys with a three-way tie.
18:46How about that?
18:48And Wayne, it's a four-way tie.
18:49Yeah, all right.
18:51Four-way tie.
18:53What we're going to do for you tonight, we're going to do a hoedown with the help of Laura
18:56Hall on the piano.
18:57Thank you, Laura.
18:58And what I need from the audience is a suggestion of something that would change your life.
19:04What?
19:04Plastic surgery.
19:06Plastic surgery.
19:06Let's try that.
19:07Let's try the plastic surgery hoedown.
19:09Take away Laura Hall.
19:13I really was so ugly, I looked just like a sturgeon.
19:21And so I went to Hollywood and got myself a surgeon.
19:24He pulled it all much tighter, and here's the final crack.
19:28I got so much surgery, my ears meet in the back.
19:34Well, I went to my plastic surgeon and said that I would let her, let her have a crack at
19:40me to see if I could look better.
19:42Then when it was over, I said, hey, thanks for trying.
19:46At least when you got done with me, I did look like Ryan.
19:49My mother had plastic surgery.
19:58She uses it like a crutch.
20:00She's had it seven times already.
20:02I think that's too much.
20:03I think that is way too much.
20:05Hey, what, what the heck?
20:07She's been lifted so much, her bum is at her neck.
20:10I think I love looking better all around the clock.
20:21So I got some money and I went to see the doc.
20:25I looked in the mirror and I didn't know what to do.
20:28So I thought that I might shoot myself because I look like Drew.
20:32I look like Drew.
20:34We'll be right back for our Who's On over this.
20:45Welcome back to Who's On's Anyway.
20:48Tonight we're going to have Wayne and Chip read the credits for us.
20:51Wayne and Chip, I want you to read the credits as two blues singers riffing in a bar.
20:54Take it away.
20:55We'll see you next time.
20:56Thanks for watching.
20:58Damn, Pattinson, Brian Stiles, Drew, Kevin, and Jimmy, my baby.
21:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:05I like Tom Pong.
21:08I got them crazy, crazy blues.
21:12So you did.
21:12I was doing it too.
21:13Back in 1956, it was Bruce Baum, Kelly, Heather, Leeper, Gorma, and Addison.
21:17She's back.
21:18That was hot.
21:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:20That was before the hold down.
21:21No, it wasn't.
21:22That was before the hold down.
21:23Remember when Colin Moffrey, his head blew up there and everything that time.
21:27You drunk.
21:27You drunk.
21:28I don't think it.
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