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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04At tonight's show, a nice wet nose, Wayne Brady,
00:08a nice shiny coat, Kathy Greenwood,
00:11has all his shots, Colin Mochrie,
00:13and when you get much bigger, Brian Stiles!
00:17And now, let's see if you're going to have a set of time.
00:25Oh, hey!
00:27Drop it!
00:30Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:31The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:34That's right, the points are just like Garth Brooks at the Apollo.
00:43Let's start with a game called Hollywood Directors for everybody.
00:47Ryan, Kathy, and Wayne are going to act out a scene.
00:49Colin's going to be the director, and I'm going to give him his director's notes.
00:53If you've never seen these before, there you go.
00:54His director's notes, put those in your pocket.
00:56And what's going to happen is they're going to act out a scene,
00:57and then every once in a while, Colin's going to interrupt them,
01:00say cut, and then give them notes to make the scene better,
01:02because he's the director.
01:03The scene is Kathy, a frustrated, wealthy woman who lives on a horse ranch,
01:08just like your real life,
01:09has called over hunky pool boy Ryan.
01:13Well, I didn't expect you to be here right when I got home from my ride.
01:42But I'm glad you're here.
01:43You've got a lot of leaves in your pool.
01:44It must have been windy out here.
01:47Did I drop those leaves in again?
01:51I got to say, I got fired three weeks ago,
01:55but I still come and clean your pool.
01:57Oh, hunky pool boy.
01:59Don't be fooled.
02:00Yeah.
02:03Yeah, prized Shetland Pauley Stallion.
02:06Yeah.
02:11What the?
02:12I fired you three weeks ago.
02:14What are you doing butt naked in the middle of the pool?
02:18Did I forget to dress again?
02:20Cut, cut, cut, cut.
02:21Oh, that was my big speech.
02:22That was crap.
02:23Crap.
02:24You are so lucky I'm sleeping with you.
02:26All right.
02:29Cros and crates.
02:32This is going in a whole different direction.
02:34I got an idea.
02:35You're sleeping with her, too.
02:36What?
02:47You're just a phase I'm going through.
02:49All right.
02:49I want you to do it like you're Baywatch lifeguards.
02:53All right?
02:54Look handsome.
02:55Look beautiful.
02:57Do what you can.
02:59Go!
03:07Hey, hunky pool boy.
03:08I don't know what you're doing here.
03:24Can't you see that I am in love with you?
03:30You, your pool, the whole thing.
03:34That's excellent.
03:35I've arrived on my Kawasaki Shetland Pony 2000.
03:50Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
03:53God.
03:54Awful.
03:55Awful.
03:56All right.
03:57I know.
03:58We need a little energy.
03:59We need to goose it up a little.
04:01Do it like you have got too much caffeine.
04:03Give me a hug.
04:04Give me a hug.
04:05All right.
04:05Go.
04:10Hey, hunky pool boy.
04:11Hey, how it's going?
04:12Oh, my gosh.
04:13I didn't know you're going to be here.
04:14Oh.
04:15What's going on?
04:15Yeah.
04:16No.
04:17You're back.
04:17Clean the pool.
04:18Hey, you know what?
04:19I'm in love with you.
04:19You're pooling everything around here, man.
04:21You are so...
04:22So you want to go for it?
04:23Oh.
04:23Okay.
04:25Oh, my gosh.
04:26Oh, my gosh.
04:26Oh, my gosh.
04:27Oh, my gosh.
04:27Oh, my gosh.
04:27Oh, my gosh.
04:28Oh, my gosh.
04:29Oh, my gosh.
04:29Oh, my gosh.
04:30Oh, my gosh.
04:31Oh, my gosh.
04:31Oh, my gosh.
04:32Oh, my gosh.
04:34Oh, my gosh.
04:38Oh, my gosh.
04:38It's so unbelievable.
04:39It's unbelievable.
04:41It's so unbelievable.
04:42It's unbelievable.
04:43I know what we need.
04:45I know what we need.
04:46What we need is sex.
04:48Do it like supermodels.
04:51Supermodels.
04:51Supermodels.
05:04Hey, hunky pool boy.
05:10Mm-hmm.
05:11I can't believe you're still here.
05:13Can't you see I'm in love with you?
05:16You, your pool, everything around here.
05:26Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:3925,000 points to Kathy Greenwood on that one.
05:42I particularly enjoyed your Baywatch segment.
05:46Okay, let's go to the game called Infomercials.
05:50This is for Ryan and Colin.
05:52We've got the box.
05:55What I mean for the audience is a product you might see in an infomercial for self-improvement
06:00or beauty enhancement.
06:01Clapsy.
06:01Diet pills.
06:02Clapsy career.
06:03Diet pills.
06:04Diet pills.
06:05Diet pills.
06:06Diet pills.
06:07Diet pills.
06:08Diet pills.
06:09How's that?
06:10So you guys are going to do an infomercial about diet aid and you're going to have to
06:11use all the things that are in the box to show us what they're all about as part of
06:14the pitch.
06:15Go ahead and take it away.
06:16Hi.
06:17Hi.
06:18I'm Jack Furlong and I'm here with television star Craig T. Nelson.
06:22Craig, I want to thank you for coming by to help me today.
06:27And Craig, we're very excited about our new diet plan.
06:31Yes.
06:32Well, the Craig T. Nelson diet plan is sweeping the nation.
06:36I understand.
06:37You know, before I did coach, I weighed 380 pounds.
06:40I know.
06:40But Jerry Van Dyke and I came up with this diet plan, and I tell you, it works.
06:45Now, Craig, this simple tool is very scientific.
06:51It will tell you how much fat you need to get rid of.
06:54As you can see, Craig is in top physical shape.
06:58There's not much fat there.
06:59Me, on the other hand, look at that.
07:01That can all go.
07:02That can all go.
07:04And how do we do that, Craig?
07:05I'll tell you.
07:11First, by using these.
07:13Once you can fit through these, you've lost enough weight.
07:15Really?
07:21This is your diet for the first week.
07:24Just grass?
07:29Just grass.
07:31Grass and water.
07:37Now, Craig, I understand.
07:39It's hard during the first couple months.
07:41It is very hard.
07:42After you've eaten all your grass, really, you start to get a little hungry.
07:46And I understand that people give you...
07:48You used to be fat.
07:49You knew what it was like.
07:50Oh, I know.
07:50People calling you names.
07:51Big fatty.
07:52Tubby.
07:53World fan.
07:53Yes!
07:54I know.
07:54We understand that.
07:56That's what these are for.
07:57We put these on.
07:59Under these headphones is a continuous loop of hoedowns from whose line is it anyway.
08:03Believe me, you won't feel like eating much after the first five minutes.
08:15Not at all, I'd say.
08:16You know, what is that?
08:25Oh, that's something different.
08:27Oh.
08:34Exercise is very important.
08:36Uh-huh.
08:36Because you can't just diet.
08:38You must stay in shape.
08:40Mm-hmm.
08:40This you get a friend to use to beat you so that you will start exercising.
08:46It's a friendly reminder.
08:48Three or four whacks up the side of the head with this.
08:51You'll start running, push-ups, anything, just to get the guy to stop doing it.
08:56That's true, Craig.
08:57And you need encouragement all the time, don't you?
09:01That's true.
09:01And our plan has many things to encourage you to show you what you can have when you lose weight.
09:06For instance, this.
09:07Should I dust in the bedroom, Mr. Nelson?
09:09That's right.
09:11When you lose your first 50 pounds, we'll throw in an authentic French maid.
09:16Ooh la la.
09:21Thank you, Craig.
09:23Come on, Who's Line?
09:23Look at all.
09:29And welcome back to Who's Line is in Any Way, the show that proves that working out has nothing to do with being funny.
09:37Damn right.
09:38Now, let's go on to a game called Action Replay.
09:41This is for all of you.
09:42Wayne and Kathy are going to act out a scene, and Ryan and Colin are going to put on these headsets over here.
09:46They're going to block out all the sound for them so they can't hear what these guys are saying.
09:49Now, they're going to act out a scene, and Ryan and Colin are going to watch them,
09:53and they're going to have to redo the scene using their body movements.
09:56But, of course, they're going to have to make up their own dialogue because they don't know what's been said.
09:59How's that tune?
10:01All right.
10:03The scene is, Wayne and Kathy are a couple on their honeymoon, entering the bridal suite.
10:09As they are getting ready for bed, they spot a mouse.
10:13Here we are.
10:19Beautiful Bermuda.
10:21It's beautiful.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Oh, it's even more beautiful when you open the shade.
10:27Hey, honey.
10:30Listen, should we slow down?
10:33I mean, honestly.
10:34Slow down?
10:35We've got all of our entire married life.
10:37I've been waiting forever.
10:39What?
10:40What?
10:40What?
10:40What?
10:43It's okay, Dan.
10:45I get it.
10:45I get it.
10:46Get me.
10:48I can't.
10:53I can't.
10:54I can't.
10:54Stop doing it.
11:00Good job, honey.
11:05You're the best.
11:06You know, all that adrenaline's got me feeling rendy.
11:09You know what?
11:30Oh.
11:30are you okay my leg is broken you should have been careful during that last plie look at the
11:42lineup we're never gonna get a doctor here oh and you know we have to do another show today
11:47we've got to do something to get a doctor my leg is killing you know what i have a doctor's
11:52uniform here i'll examine you i should take my clothes off in case they want to look at me
11:59all right oh yeah it's broken imagine all the things i could do if my leg was okay
12:06yeah you could do plenty of things like what i'm about to show you now
12:11i can do that
12:14i can do that
12:16i can do that
12:18i can do that
12:20all those things i could do
12:30you could oh my other leg's broken oh my other leg's broken now
12:35oh my three is one of the locker dancers i had no idea is your back okay what yeah
12:42colin mockery is one of the locker dancers i had no idea is your back okay what oh a thousand
13:00points for colin for that little demonstration that was really amazing i'm speechless let's go
13:05do you want to do a game called greatest hits this is for ryan colin and wayne with warhol and taylor sissy world
13:12thank you now somebody in this fire section over here tell us uh what you wanted to be when you grew up
13:17race car driver that's good one
13:22race car driver
13:24race car driver
13:27race car driver so uh what you guys are going to do is colin and ryan are going to be uh tv voiceover guys
13:32talking about the latest compilation album they're trying to sell and they're going to make up names of songs
13:36wayne is going to try to sing those songs for you with help of laura and linda and cc name of the album is
13:41songs of the race car driver take it away colin ryan
13:45hi
13:46we'll be back to the extra letter theater production of beauty in the breast in just a second
13:52but first have we got something for
13:55oh ryan what's going on
13:57i'm sorry i guess you can't hear me over the roar of my engine
14:00no i can't
14:01you know who doesn't want to be a race car driver i know i did when i was a kid
14:06and we've assembled over four songs on 28 cds
14:13all about the race car driver
14:15oh i love race cars and i love race car drivers i love songs about race cars and race car driving
14:21you know a song or a colin
14:23i called you salt
14:24that's funny
14:25what comes to mind
14:26when i say lattes and microsoft
14:29uncle phil
14:32his lattes made him microsoft
14:35you know
14:36you know one of my favorite artists
14:42that's
14:43happening right now is of course macy gray
14:45oh
14:46oh isn't she great
14:47i have no idea
14:48well anyway
14:50her great racing car song is
14:53gonna walk away when there's fire
14:56now let me tell everybody something
15:03when i'm driving in my car
15:08when i'm driving in my car
15:10and i catch on fire what's up with that
15:13because my car hit the wall and boom all of a sudden it goes splat
15:17because you know macy's gonna walk away that's right uh-huh son because i'm not gonna catch off fire like my name was michael jackson when i walk away
15:30the fire
15:31the fire
15:32and nobody gonna tell me when i'm looking at the fire
15:33and nobody gonna tell me when boom i gotta stop dropping roll gonna walk away
15:37cause everybody will walk away from the fire because i don't wanna get burnt it's a lesson that i've learned when i walk away from the fire
15:48And you know, Colin, we're not playing that at a slower speed.
16:01That's how she sounds.
16:02Exactly.
16:04You know, there's some songs on here that have been around for ages.
16:08Oh.
16:09Ages and ages.
16:10That would be a long time indeed.
16:11It would, Colin.
16:12And you know, honky-tonk is one of my favorite music styles of all time.
16:17I know, I've seen people go, hey, honky-tonk, man.
16:20Hey, when I was a kid, I had a honky-tonk band.
16:23Really?
16:23No.
16:24You know, and I think one of my favorite honky-tonk tunes of all time has to be Rabbit on the Track.
16:41Now let me tell you something.
16:43Driving around real fast.
16:45All of a sudden, oh my goodness.
16:46This rabbit got into my path.
16:48I was driving really fast.
16:50Like my name was Mario Andretti.
16:52But I hit that rabbit up in the air.
16:53It came down.
16:54Looked like spaghetti.
16:55There's a rabbit in the track.
16:56Oh my goodness.
16:57Oh, I got some.
16:59I guess when you pick up the rabbit leg.
17:00For me, that's good luck.
17:02There's a rabbit in the track.
17:03A rabbit in the track.
17:04Oh my goodness.
17:05It won't come back.
17:06A rabbit in the track.
17:06I hit it.
17:07And it was black.
17:08You know what?
17:16I would have loved to have heard him and Macy Gray do a duet.
17:22Well, you can if you buy two CDs and play them at the same time.
17:26That's right.
17:26There'll be different songs, but you'll hear them both sing.
17:31I can't get Macy Gray out of my head.
17:35You know, I also have a soft spot for the classics.
17:39Music from way back.
17:40Like the swing blue sound of Louis Jordan.
17:43And who can forget this great song, Five Guys and a Motor?
17:55Hey, Kat.
17:56Did you hear the one about those five guys and a motor?
17:59Not at all.
18:00Well, let me tell you.
18:01Let me tell you something before I go too far.
18:03Five guys.
18:04A team for the car.
18:05What you gonna do?
18:06A smile on your face.
18:07Five guys plus the motor equals.
18:09A race.
18:09You get into your car.
18:10You go really speedy.
18:12Understand this, man.
18:13Don't be gritty.
18:14Five guys in a car go really motor.
18:16It goes really fast.
18:17And the other one.
18:18One guy on each tire.
18:19The other guy's driving.
18:21That's fine.
18:21That's how they do it.
18:22One guy, he's tired.
18:23And the other's on the wheel.
18:24Understand that man is part of the deal.
18:26The other guy controls the gas.
18:28And the other guy has the wheel.
18:30What?
18:30The other guy, he pumps the gas.
18:32And the other guy goes, that's so nice.
18:34Real.
18:35Oh, my goodness.
18:36Five guys in a motor.
18:38Well, oh, my goodness.
18:40Five guys in a car.
18:42Because once you've said it, you can't take it back.
18:45Five guys in a motor on a racetrack.
18:47Because it's five guys in a motor.
18:50All right.
18:58Thank you very much for being here at the final winner.
19:00It's been my life.
19:04Hey, welcome back to Who Bought It?
19:05Good on your life.
19:06Tonight's winner, Kathy Greenwood.
19:07Kathy Greenwood's here.
19:09As promised, I guess we're going to congrats.
19:10The rest of us are going to do a game called Props.
19:13Let's have our props for me and Ryan.
19:15Oh, this is our props.
19:16Okay.
19:16And you guys get the other props.
19:18And we are going to go...
19:19We're going to go back and forth as quickly as we can.
19:24Thinking of as many funny things as we can.
19:26Using these props.
19:27Starting with Wayne and Colin.
19:29Two peas in a pot.
19:34They're going to be looking for this elephant for weeks.
19:39All right, Mr. Hare.
19:45Mom, I can't go to the prom with the zit on my face.
19:50I hate being an ant.
19:51Well, Eve, I'm flattered, but a fig leaf would have been fine.
20:21Hurry, John Smith.
20:26Hurry.
20:29Clear.
20:35So, Mr. Bond.
20:40Hey, look at the new chairs ABC sent us.
20:43Oh.
20:44Nice.
20:49Hey, you'll be right back.
20:50Come on, who's our number list?
20:51Don't go away.
20:55Welcome back to Who's Out of the Day Today.
20:56Tonight, we're going to have Colin and Kathy with the credits for you.
20:59Kathy, I want you to do the credits as a whiny 30s gangster mall.
21:03And I want you to read them to your gangster boyfriend, Colin.
21:07Thanks for watching, everybody.
21:08Good night.
21:08I'm telling you, we're going to rub out Dan Patterson.
21:11I'm telling you, we're going to rub out Dan Patterson.
21:13You're jealous of Denise O'Donoghue, our first spouse.
21:17Come back and start with Mova.
21:18Aren't you taking those voice lessons from Ruth Phillips?
21:20Thanks, baby.
21:21You know what?
21:22Wayne Brady's going to take you out.
21:24Thanks, Bride.
21:25Oh, Bruce Ryan said get in the house.
21:27We need help from Alice.
21:28We need help from Alice.
21:29Help!
21:30Help!
21:31Help!
21:32Help!
21:32Let's go.
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