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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:03Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, our wonderful vintage Wayne Brady.
00:08Full-bodied with a hint of strawberries.
00:10Kathy Greenwood has a peculiar nose.
00:13Colin Mochrie, and take this back.
00:15It's called FAD.
00:16Ryan Stiles.
00:18And I'm your host, Rick.
00:19Do you want to have some fun?
00:27Whoa.
00:30Thank you very much.
00:32Hey, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:34Show number 302.
00:36Show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:38That's right.
00:39Just like the plot in Mission Impossible 2,
00:40the points don't mean a thing.
00:42You know, you don't want to listen to me yapping all night.
00:45Let's get started with a game called Questions Only.
00:48This is for everybody.
00:49Kathy and Wayne, you're gonna start.
00:50The rest of you guys will come up on the side.
00:52And what happens in this game is also a great party game.
00:54They can only speak in questions, and when they make a mistake,
00:56they leave, somebody else takes the place,
00:58and they continue speaking in questions.
01:00And we'll see if we can stay out there the longest.
01:01The scene is Kathy and Wayne are a couple honeymooning
01:04at the Bates Motel.
01:07So whatever you're set, go ahead and start.
01:09Questions only.
01:10Are you sure this is where we should be?
01:12Are you ready for the big night?
01:14Do you mean what I think you mean?
01:16Did you hear that?
01:19What are you talking about?
01:22Did you hear that noise?
01:23What noise?
01:24Are you as scared as I am?
01:26Are you a wuss?
01:30Am I gonna be the first one to die like I always am?
01:36Are you kidding?
01:38This is our honeymoon.
01:40Can you protect me?
01:42What do I have to do?
01:44Can you wear this riding crop in leather bandero?
01:50Do you know how to put these on?
01:53Yeah.
02:00Have you seen my mother?
02:03Have you seen my husband?
02:05What does he look like?
02:10Do you call a plumber?
02:13What's up?
02:14Something wrong with your shower?
02:17Wouldn't you be the one to know?
02:18Doesn't that say plumber?
02:21Should it be upside down like that?
02:24What are you, some sort of wisecracker?
02:26What are you, some sort of wisecracker?
02:30What's with the knife?
02:31Who's asking?
02:33Can't you see it says plumber?
02:36What's that gonna do with the knife?
02:38Are you gonna stick that in my gut?
02:40Would you prefer somewhere else?
02:42Would you like me to get naked and climb into the shower?
02:45Do I have any other choice?
02:56Do you think there's something weird going on around here?
02:58Besides me being completely naked, you mean?
03:01Uh, do you think that's weird?
03:03Honey, did you see that naked ball game with the knife?
03:06I'm gonna give each of you five of our new wonder points.
03:09These points have much more support?
03:10Yeah, they're pushed up, so you look more perky.
03:11Oh yeah.
03:12Let's go on to a game called Sound Effects.
03:13Colin and Ryan.
03:14Now Colin's gonna improvise a scene, but he has to respond to sound effects made by Ryan.
03:15Ryan has his own special spit-on microphone.
03:16I won't let him use mine anymore.
03:17I won't let him use mine anymore.
03:18The scene is, Colin, you're a sumo wrestler.
03:21It says here, a sumo wrestler wakes up on the day of a big man.
03:22I won't let him use mine anymore.
03:23The scene is, Colin, you're a sumo wrestler.
03:24It says here, a sumo wrestler wakes up on the day of a big man.
03:25I won't let him use mine anymore.
03:26What?
03:27What?
03:28Oh yeah.
03:29Let's go on to a game called Sound Effects.
03:30Colin and Ryan.
03:33Now Colin's gonna improvise a scene, but he has to respond to sound effects made by Ryan.
03:38Ryan has his own special spit-on microphone.
03:40I won't let him use mine anymore.
03:43The scene is, Colin, you're a sumo wrestler.
03:46It says here, a sumo wrestler wakes up on the day of a big match.
03:51Alright, there is a!?
04:04Oh, oh, oh!
04:05Oh, oh!
04:10Oh, oh, oh!
04:19Oh, my God.
04:49Oh, my God.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:48Oh, my God.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:38All right, this is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne with Lara Hall on piano.
06:43We're going to say we're going to call.
06:44We're going to help you.
06:50And a blonde woman over there in the center, what's she, no?
06:55You, yeah.
06:55What's your name?
06:56Brie?
06:57Come on over here, Brie.
07:01Here's the host.
07:02You guys have a seat on the stool.
07:05Guys, this is Brie.
07:06They're going to sing a Broadway love song to you.
07:09So just have a seat on the stool, get comfortable.
07:10That's all you've got to do.
07:11They're going to sing a song to you, Brie, as a strange three-headed Broadway star making
07:15up one word at a time.
07:17And what I need from the audience is if we were writing a Broadway love song and the song
07:20was You Are My Blank, what would the blank word be?
07:22You are my what?
07:24What?
07:27Chili dog.
07:28You are my chili dog.
07:30So the song's going to be called You Are My Chili Dog, one word at a time.
07:35Take it away.
07:36You are my little chili dog.
07:47I love you so much.
07:53Cover in beans and sour cream.
07:58I love you so much.
08:09I love you so much.
08:11I love you so much.
08:25Chili dog.
08:26I love you so much.
08:26I love you so much.
08:28Chili dog.
08:30Make me your.
08:32I love you.
08:36You truly.
08:38You truly.
08:39Bums.
08:40Oh.
08:41Firm.
08:42Meat.
08:43Is.
08:44Meat.
08:45Meat.
08:46Meat.
08:47Is.
08:48Meat.
08:49Chili.
08:50Dogs.
08:51Cause.
08:52You're.
08:53Mine.
08:54To.
08:55You're.
08:56Mine.
08:57To.
08:57Day.
08:58And.
08:59Flourish.
09:01Flourish.
09:03Flourish
09:06Flourish
09:08Flourish
09:17Thank you, James
09:23Thank you, James
09:24Thank you very much
09:25We'll be right back
09:27We'll go here, Brian
09:28Welcome to this
09:33Welcome back to
09:37Who's Line Is It Anyway?
09:38The show everything's made up
09:38The points don't matter
09:39Yep, the points are just like
09:40your high school guidance counselor
09:41Doesn't matter
09:43We're going to continue on
09:45with a game called
09:45Scenes Cut From a Movie
09:46Now in this game
09:48all four of you
09:48are going to act out scenes
09:49that have been cut
09:50from various famous films
09:51and what famous films
09:53would the audience like to see?
09:56Coming with the Wind
09:57Green Mile
10:00Top Gun
10:01Close Encounters
10:04Sixth Sense
10:07Terminator
10:09Okay, we got enough
10:11What you're going to do
10:12is you guys are going to act out
10:14scenes were cut
10:15from these famous films
10:16starting with
10:17Gone With The Wind
10:18No, you
10:21Scarlet
10:27Want to play some cards?
10:33You deal?
10:36Excuse me, Scarlet
10:37I don't know if you heard
10:38but I'm leaving
10:39Sixth Sense
10:51You think he sees us?
10:58Hey!
11:00Hey!
11:01Hey, little kid
11:02He beat himself!
11:20Terminator
11:21Where is Sarah
11:27Connors?
11:28What do you want?
11:31I'm here to save you
11:32Oh, because you're
11:35a big man
11:36Come to save
11:38the little woman
11:39Well, if that's the word
11:41Close Encounters
11:56and the third
11:58E.T.
12:00What's that dance?
12:04All right, but you tickle
12:06Well, that's not
12:18Close Encounters
12:19What am I doing?
12:23It's a space movie
12:24Close Encounters
12:29I know, I know
12:30Just read your cards
12:31Read Mile
12:32Which is how I thought
12:33I'm going to kick your ass
12:34Green Mile
12:37Green Mile
12:37Green Mile
12:38Okay, look
12:39The chair is broken
12:41So
12:41100 points apiece
12:58I just
12:59I'm just
12:59It's a shame
13:00when you get to
13:00Close Encounters
13:01That's all
13:02We're going to be
13:09now called
13:10The Millionaire Show
13:11It's for Colin
13:12You're going to be
13:13the host of a show
13:13called The Millionaire Show
13:14Ryan, you're going to be
13:15the contestant on the show
13:16Kathy, you're the
13:17friend at home
13:18And Wayne
13:18You're the guy
13:20in the audience
13:20I know that's not
13:21a real thing
13:21on The Millionaire Show
13:22But you're a guy
13:22in the audience
13:23Colin, the twist
13:25that we're going to do
13:25here is we're going to
13:26do the fret boy
13:27version of The Millionaire Show
13:28Whenever you're ready
13:30You still want to be a millionaire?
13:37Yeah, I do, man
13:38All right, dude
13:48You are two questions
13:50away from
13:50one million dollars
13:52Oh, that's so bogus, man
13:54So
13:54Put your clothes back on
13:56and let's get to it
13:57All right
13:57All right
13:59Here is the question
14:01Right
14:01Are you ready?
14:03I'm totally into it, man
14:04All right
14:04A compact disc
14:07Yeah, I know what that is
14:08Is also known as
14:10A
14:11A-A
14:12B
14:14C-D
14:15D
14:17Or C
14:18B-C
14:19D
14:20D-D-D-D-D-D
14:22Which is it?
14:24Man, that's a lot of letters, man
14:26That's a lot of letters
14:27That's a lot
14:28Hey, but you know what?
14:29You only got to get two of them
14:30I got my roommate, Bill
14:31up in the audience, man
14:32I want to ask Kim
14:33All right, Bill
14:34Hey, man
14:44Hey, dude
14:45You're on TV, man
14:46Okay, Bill
14:49What's the answer?
14:50Hey, Bill
14:51Hey, dude
14:53Later, okay?
14:54Oh, sorry
14:54Sorry, sorry
14:55Go ahead, bro
14:56I got you, man
14:57What is it?
14:58A-A-A
14:58B-C-D
14:59C-B-C
15:00Or D-D-D-D
15:00Come on, dude
15:02I'm gonna go with A
15:05Because that's the first thing I learned here in school
15:08I'm gonna go with A
15:10That's the only grade I've never had
15:12Yeah
15:13Man, you got like
15:15What was B?
15:16B with C-D, man
15:17I'm gonna go with B
15:18Because I B-Cool
15:19You know, B
15:20B-C-D
15:22Whatever
15:22I'm a real cop
15:23You know what I'm saying?
15:25Okay
15:26I'm gonna go with that, man
15:27Man, that's your final answer?
15:30Yeah, dude
15:31It's my final answer
15:32Bummer
15:33Oh, bummer
15:35Oh, man
15:36It's like you might as well
15:37Like dress yourself up
15:38As a mascot or something
15:39Because
15:39It's like you're not the loser
15:41Yes, guys
15:42You win
15:42You win
15:43You win
15:45You win
15:46You win
15:47You win
15:47You win
15:48You win
15:48You win
15:49You win
15:49You win
15:50You win
15:50Let's go
15:51Let's go
15:51Okay
15:51You get this one
15:53You got a million bucks
15:54And you have more women
15:55Than any man could possibly hope for
15:58All right, dude
15:59Let's do it
16:01Menudo
16:02That's cow droppings?
16:04No, I'm giving you four
16:05The same answers here
16:07I hope I didn't take one of them, dude
16:08No
16:08Okay
16:09Not anymore
16:11Okay
16:12Menudo
16:13All right
16:14A
16:14Yeah
16:14A bunch of naked Italian men
16:16Okay
16:17B
16:18A musical group
16:20Okay
16:21C
16:22A pie
16:24All right
16:26D
16:27Two guys named Reg
16:29Two guys named Reg
16:31You know what, dude?
16:34I gotta use another lifeline
16:36I wanna make a call
16:36On the phone?
16:39On the phone, dude
16:39Okay
16:39It's to my girlfriend, Kathy
16:42I gotta break up with her anyway
16:43So this is a good time
16:44Okay, great
16:44All right
16:44Hey, Kathy
16:48Oh, my God
16:48It's Ryan
16:49Hey, how are you?
16:50Hold on, Brittany
16:51Shut up
16:51It's Ryan
16:52You were so hot last night
16:53You look so hot
16:54Shut up
16:54Hey, you know what?
16:56What?
16:56I'm here with Regis Philbin, man
16:58I need some help
16:59All right
17:00What can I do for you?
17:01Oh, like
17:02I haven't said that a million times
17:03Okay, all right
17:04All right
17:06Here's the question, okay
17:07Okay, I'm listening
17:08What is CD?
17:11No, that was the first one
17:12What?
17:13Menudo
17:13Oh, menudo
17:14Right, man
17:15Menudo
17:16Is it two Italian guys?
17:17Is it a group?
17:18No, it's naked Italian guys
17:20Naked Italian guys
17:20A group?
17:21A musical group
17:22And there was C and D
17:23But it's not those
17:24C and D
17:24It's not C and D
17:25Which one of those is it?
17:27I don't know what you're talking about
17:28Come on
17:29Come on
17:29But I'm gonna say
17:31Do it for me
17:31Come on
17:32B is the second letter
17:34In the alphabet
17:34And that means number two
17:36And that means me and you
17:37So you think it's a singing group?
17:39Okay, Kat
17:40What?
17:40Thanks
17:41And you know what?
17:41What?
17:42I think we should see other people
17:43No, what?
17:45You know what?
17:46Yeah
17:46I'm gonna go with being good
17:49I gotta say
17:50That was pretty cool
17:51The breaking up
17:52Like you should have waited
17:53Another minute or two
17:54I mean
17:54You just got the answer
17:56And then broke up
17:57Can I have her, bro?
17:58All right
17:59Yeah, man
17:59Okay
18:00Happy ending
18:01Happy ending
18:02All right
18:02The final answer is
18:04It's P, dude
18:05A musical group
18:06It's P, dude
18:07Man, maybe you shouldn't have broken up
18:10Because you're gonna need all the loving
18:12You can get, man
18:14Or maybe you can just buy hookers
18:15You are a million, man
18:17We'll be right back
18:24With more
18:24Who's on and is it anyway?
18:25Find out who the winner is
18:26Don't go away
18:27Welcome back to
18:32Who's on and is it anyway?
18:34Hey
18:35Tonight
18:35The winner is Kathy Greenwood
18:36Kathy Greenwood's the winner tonight
18:37We're gonna do a game for you called
18:41Hoedown
18:42Our favorite game
18:42With up a Laura Hall
18:44On the piano
18:44What I need for the audience
18:47Is a suggestion of
18:48Something that would change your life
18:49Lottery
18:51Lottery
18:52Okay, lottery
18:52We're gonna do lottery
18:53Lottery
18:53That's a good one
18:54Lottery
18:54Let's do the lottery
18:55Hoedown
18:56Okay
18:56With the help of
18:57Laura Hall
18:58On the piano
18:58Laura Hall
18:58Whenever you're ready
18:59Take it away
18:59The lottery
19:00Hoedown
19:00If I won the lottery
19:10I would do lots of good
19:11I would do exactly
19:13What a friend should
19:15Because you see
19:17I love you guys
19:18Let me explain
19:19I take all my money
19:20And by calling
19:21Some Rogaine
19:22Oh, I won the lottery
19:32A million smackeroos
19:34That'll really keep me
19:36In underoos
19:38The only thing
19:39That really is a bummer
19:41I can't spend the money
19:43Because I'm in jail
19:44For running numbers
19:45I have won the lottery
19:51My riches I can flaunt
19:52I don't care about anything
19:54I can do anything I want
19:56I'm sure all that money
20:21Would be really hard to spend
20:23I'm sure it seems like
20:25It would never, never end
20:26I could give it to charities
20:28Or so I am told
20:30But I think I'll just
20:32Have my penis dipped in gold
20:34I'm sure it's just gold
20:37Whatever it is
20:43Take your way
20:43Welcome back to
20:50We're going to end the show
20:52With someone to read the credits
20:53That's someone who's going to be
20:54With Kathleen Wayne
20:54I want you to read the credits
20:55For us tonight
20:56As two sorority girls
20:57Welcoming a new pledge class
20:58Thanks for watching everybody
21:00Good night
21:00All right girls
21:01Can you give me your best
21:03Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson
21:04I think so
21:05We'd like to welcome
21:06Denise O'Donoghue
21:08That's good
21:10Drew Carey
21:12We'd also like to welcome
21:13We're ready to read it
21:14We'd also like to welcome
21:15Steven Bloom
21:17Are you ready?
21:18Let's say your prayer
21:19Because Gabby
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