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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04On tonight's show, I am Spartacus.
00:07Wayne Brady. I am Spartacus.
00:09Jeff Davis. I am Spartacus.
00:12Colin Bakri. And yeah, yeah, that's Spartacus.
00:15That's the guy right there.
00:16Ryan Stiles!
00:18Hey, I'm your host, Rick Garrett. Come on, Donald. Let's have some fun.
00:26Oh, hello.
00:28Thank you very much.
00:30Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:33The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:35That's right, the points are like a microphone at a Britney Spears concert.
00:40I got all kinds of jokes like that, man, but you don't want to hear me.
00:43Let's start off the show with a game called Questionable Impressions.
00:45This is for all four of you, Questionable Impressions.
00:47Jeff and Wayne are going to start.
00:49What they have to do is they can only ask each other questions,
00:51and they have to do an impression at the same time.
00:55So it always has to be a different impression, and they can only ask questions.
00:58It's a great party game, if you've ever had a party where there's no booze or chicks.
01:03What I need from you is a place where there's a sense of urgency.
01:07Emergency room!
01:08Kitchen!
01:09Kitchen.
01:11All right.
01:13Kitchen when you're cooking something.
01:14You have a bedroom in your house.
01:15Uh, okay, go ahead.
01:18Questionable Impressions, you're in the kitchen.
01:20Start whenever you're ready.
01:22Mom, are you done with the pie or what?
01:25Are we going to eat today?
01:29Tell me, do you think that you can tell me where all the jello is?
01:32Why don't you try looking for yourself?
01:44Why do you speak to your mother like that?
01:51I'm going to leave.
01:52And Jess, what do you think you're doing, young man?
02:05Do I look like a cook?
02:14Have you been putting a tap on mommy's phone lines again?
02:17What do I do?
02:18Something like that.
02:19Do you want a hill of beans?
02:30Who the hell are you trying to do?
02:39What's with the smart mouth?
02:40Ah, can't you see?
02:48The kitchen's on fire.
02:49Get out!
03:01Have you seen the coat malt liquor?
03:03Do you want to live?
03:09Calm down, buddy.
03:11Why are you so mad?
03:12Try this.
03:17Almost got it.
03:19Almost got it.
03:21Do you have anything for Craig T. Nelson?
03:23Do you know I was in coach?
03:40I think that pot...
03:42Mother, why, uh, why, uh, and I am Jeff Goldblum, of course.
03:52Why, uh, why is it that you continue to cook, uh, food that the family doesn't like, uh, and, uh, and isn't healthy?
04:01And isn't healthy?
04:02Why?
04:03Mother?
04:03I don't know.
04:04Where are the eggs, you big dummies?
04:14Thank you very much.
04:16Thank you very much.
04:21Thousand points to Colin for his masterful impression of Craig T. Nelson.
04:26Man.
04:29It was just fantastic.
04:30I never, uh, is he Canadian?
04:31Is that why?
04:32Yeah, yeah.
04:32Oh.
04:33That explains it all.
04:34Now we go to a game called Film, TV, and Theater Styles.
04:37This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne.
04:39And, yeah, that's what it's going to happen.
04:52They're going to act out a scene, but first, I need from the audience your favorite style of television show, film, or theater.
05:02Fellini.
05:03Western.
05:04Western.
05:05Shakespeare.
05:06Horror.
05:06Horror.
05:06Horror.
05:06Horror.
05:07Passion play.
05:11I'll see what happens.
05:17Woody Allen.
05:17I'll put kung fu movie for the Chinese movie.
05:21Okay, we got a lot.
05:22So, let's start as normal, and then I'll buzz in with these styles later.
05:26The scene is Ryan and Colin are two fishermen landing and gutting fish on a trawler when Wayne, the captain, spots the storm of the century approaching.
05:37Take it away whenever you're ready.
05:38Oh, okay, okay, okay.
05:52Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:53Arrgh, you two.
05:56I've just noticed off the west wing.
06:02What, captain?
06:03I haven't been a captain very long.
06:06It appears a storm's coming.
06:08The storm of the century.
06:10Shakespeare.
06:12The storm of a century.
06:16Once every hundred years does it come.
06:18If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish.
06:22Oh, foul wind that does blow and waves that do crests.
06:34Oh, sorry.
06:40Fellini.
06:46Every time the boat, it gets longer, but my eyesight is shorter.
06:50I want a fat prostitute.
07:01Hey, don't we all.
07:02Uh, Woody Allen.
07:08If you guys don't leave me alone, I'll be forced to take my wife and leave you.
07:16I'm crazy like that.
07:20Horror movie.
07:24My God, that was a horrible impression.
07:30What was that?
07:30Nothing, captain, nothing.
07:33No, thank you for doing your impressions while the storm is...
07:35Look at that wave.
07:36Look at how dark it's getting.
07:37It has a mouth.
07:39Kung fu.
07:40Someone must combat the wave.
07:42We better use our drunken anti-style.
07:49Oh, no, you didn't.
07:51No, you better get back.
07:52Thank you very much.
08:05Thousand points to Wayne for his great Woody Allen.
08:08The impressions ability on this cast is...
08:11I think Craig T. Nelson and Woody Allen ought to do a movie together.
08:19Let's go on to a game called Irish Drinking Song.
08:22This is for all four of you.
08:24And, uh...
08:25They're going to sing for you an Irish drinking song, one line at a time.
08:32With the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
08:33Laura Hall.
08:33What I mean for the audience is I need to suggest that there's something that would happen to you that you would want to keep secret.
08:41Lobotomy.
08:44Lobotomy.
08:46Let's hear the lobotomy.
08:47This ought to be good.
08:48The lobotomy Irish drinking song.
08:51Take it away.
08:52Oh, I-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
08:58I had a lobotomy.
09:00And now I'm not so nuts.
09:01They took away half my brain.
09:04Now I eat cigarette butts.
09:06I am not too bright.
09:08Now I'm kind of sane.
09:10I am really stupid.
09:12Hey, is that the rain?
09:13Oh, I-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
09:17I used to go down on the street.
09:19I used to have a scar.
09:21Now I ask for money.
09:23And I chase cars.
09:24But when I come into your town.
09:27I like to shout a lot.
09:29I run around and scream a lot.
09:30Wow, this is hot.
09:32Oh, I-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
09:36Oh, I feel much better.
09:38I think I'll go back home.
09:40And then after I'm finished, I'll marry a lawn gnome.
09:43Boy, that'd be so beautiful.
09:45As happy as can be.
09:47Because I don't care too much, you see, from my lobotomy.
09:50Oh, I-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
09:54I really need a job now.
09:56I look in the paper.
09:58But I can't never find nothing.
10:00I have a scraper.
10:02But I'll keep on looking.
10:04I look until I can't see.
10:06If you want someone who's nuts, be a host on TV.
10:09Oh, I-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
10:24Okay, nice evening, so we'll be right back with more Who Giles in Anyway?
10:34Welcome back to Who Giles in Anyway?
10:36The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
10:38uh uh by the way i just want to give a plug if i can if you don't mind uh colin's new show
10:43it's a combination of sex in the city caroline in the city and the price is right
10:49it's called i'll have sex with caroline in the city if the price is right
10:58we're gonna move on with the game called duet this is for jeff and wayne with the help of
11:01laura hall linda taylor i'm piano guitar and what is your name jill jill what do you do for a living
11:11i sell tickets at dodger stadium okay she's unemployed come on down here jill
11:24that's jill claims she sells tickets at dodger stadium uh you guys are going to sing a song
11:29to her but i want you to sing it like the rat pack so whenever you're ready take it away with
11:34a rat pack number to jill the ticket seller
11:46now who's that chick man tell your fella i've never seen daryl hannah as a ticket seller
11:54she's the kind of chick that i know so well at dodger stadium i bet there's been a dry spell
12:05oh baby where do i begin i'd love to see you but the dodgers don't ever win
12:14oh i'd love to sit next to you at a game someday have a dodger dog and then i'd say
12:21oh it's a shame when you're selling tickets and no one will come i'd buy a ticket man that's what i
12:31would do because i've never seen a ticket seller look like you i'd rather look at you than look at that
12:39i'd better than the dodger games they're all the same i'd rather sit and buy tickets from you
12:44i'd rather sit and buy tickets from you than i would buy a little ticket cousin i'd put mustard on my
12:49hot dog and buy a beer
12:54thank you thank you thank you thank you jill
12:59thank you jill thank you jill everybody thank you jill
13:19that was one of the outtakes yeah suddenly the song's over hey that's okay
13:24thousand points each year that was great and thank you jill let's go on to a game called newsflash
13:29jeff ryan and colin newsflash jeff ryan and colin jeff and ryan are going to be news anchors in the
13:33studio colin colin's going to be in the field as a reporter covering a breaking news story the thing
13:38is he doesn't know what the story is or what's behind him because he's standing in front of a
13:41what we call a green screen and what we do is magically make an image come on there that colin
13:45can't see he can only see it on tv and jeff and ryan are going to give them little hints as the
13:49people in the studio so whenever you're ready ryan and jeff off to you in the studio why do they call it
13:53a phone i don't know oh we interrupt this program for a special news bulletin right now we have a
13:59man colin mockery standing out in the field with some late breaking news colin can you give us any
14:03preliminary reports as to what's going on exactly i'm sorry jeff it is a madhouse here
14:12i'm barely hanging on i have never felt this much in danger
14:16look now colin colin colin can you give us any idea as to how the things started happening
14:30uh this all apparently started when there were
14:36there was a rumor that kathy lee was coming back
14:38colin it looks kind of what have you done to protect yourself in there saran wrap
14:52now colin colin colin i'm beginning to worry about your
14:58i'm beginning to worry about your safety in there colin i'm a little worried myself but i'm
15:02holding it together because this is a story that must be told look at this try to keep your eyes
15:08on it it may repulse you but keep staring now colin colin we're kind of losing you colin because the
15:18antennas on our van are kind of failing we can't quite catch you right now the antennas aren't working
15:22well
15:27that's too bad
15:29colin colin they seem pretty well organized well yes they have a very good union
15:36colin colin i don't see any end of this inside it seems like this might go on even after a nuclear
15:42holocaust oh i'm telling you this sort of thing just would make you sick i myself
15:52i don't think you got it what is it a lot of cockroaches yes
16:07lots of cockroaches yeah thousand points to the roaches trying to make friends with them now for
16:25the nuclear bomb hits let's go on to a game called a hoedown with the help of laura hall on the piano
16:37uh what i need for the audience is a suggestion of a glamorous profession
16:46astronaut uh so let's hear the astronaut hoedown
16:59let me tell you something my girlfriend i was a slob
17:03but now look who's laughing astronaut it is my job flying around the universe that is my duty
17:10i even made a pit stop in mars and got some martian booty
17:18well i work for nasa and it is a great place they let me take my girlfriend up into outer space and now
17:25we're all alone up there and she sure knows how to please and her boobs really look nice and zero g's
17:36i am an astronaut but i'd rather be fishing because i've been up in space on a 10-year mission
17:43it really is so horrible i'm really annoyed i've been sitting down so long i've got asteroids
17:50i think you will find my best astronaut that will be found i can't wait to blast off and leave this
18:01ground soon as i get up there oh boy i yell shoot i forgot about my training and i tinkled in my suit
18:09i can't hold it in my suit
18:22welcome back to home body's anyway tonight winner is wayne brady
18:26wayne brady's the winner tonight uh we'll get to a cpu called uh foreign film dub and uh what's
18:33gonna happen is jeff and i are gonna pretend to speak in a foreign language what foreign language you
18:36like us to speak spanish is the first screened up thing i heard spanish and if you're a spanish film
18:43director making action films what would the name of your spanish action film be el donkey el donkey el
18:50donkey el donkey and uh ryan you're gonna translate for me colin you're gonna translate for jeff el donkey in
18:56spanish
19:11thank you very much have you seen my ass
19:12i have seen the donkey you talk off it wears funny pants
19:30this burro is my only friend him and i watch baywatch together
19:33you mean when they walk in slow motion i love that
19:44excuse me uh excuse me i will sell you my i will sell you my
20:07excuse me i will sell you oh i'm not spanish at all
20:10i have an outie belly button and i live in a small house
20:41thank you for watching you
20:48welcome back to who's irons and anyway tonight we're going to have wayne brady read the credits
20:52for you wayne you're an army parachute instructor and you're calling out the names of those next to
20:56jump and everybody else is the jumpers okay thanks a lot for watching everybody have a good night
21:01all right boys let's settle up here we got damn level so we got mark level through that damn
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21:08on the hill it's right next to the name are you ready go go go go all right tom park
21:12park park park who's next are you ready ron style you're gonna jump jump that's it boy good job all
21:17right now are you ready are you ready i don't want to land in the wrong way can you hear me boy
21:21do you hear me you understand me can you read me before look at me don't look at me look at me
21:24don't look at me don't look at me look right here ready ready ready
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