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00:01Good evening, everybody,
00:03and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, he's loaded with features.
00:07Greg Proops. He's Internet-ready.
00:09Wayne Brady. He's user-friendly.
00:12Colin Mochrie. And his disc is floppy.
00:15Ryan Stiles.
00:17Andrew Carrier, your host.
00:18Come on down, let's have some fun.
00:26Oh, my God, today.
00:28Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:32The show where everything's made up
00:34and the points don't matter.
00:35That's right, the points are like,
00:36uh, who's behind you in the buffet line.
00:40Who cares?
00:42First, let's, uh, let's start out everything
00:44with a game called Hollywood Director.
00:45This is all four of you.
00:46Greg, Ryan, and Wayne.
00:50Six years, he doesn't know my name.
00:54You are so drunk.
00:55Yeah.
00:58Wow, that's the best part of waking up, huh?
01:00I know.
01:03Whiskey in your cup.
01:04Uh, Greg, Ryan, and Wayne
01:05are gonna act out a film scene.
01:07Colin is gonna be the director
01:08who keeps giving the actors different notes
01:09on how to improve the scene.
01:11Here's the notes for Colin.
01:12Never seen them before.
01:13The scene they're gonna act out is,
01:15Ryan is a nervous bank robber
01:16holding up Wayne, the teller.
01:18Greg is a cop who bursts in.
01:20So, whenever you're ready, start the scene,
01:22and the director here will take over for you.
01:24Let me have all your...
01:25Let me have all your...
01:27Let me have all your...
01:28Let me have all your money.
01:29Look, um, why don't you just...
01:31Oh, what are you doing?
01:32What are you doing?
01:33Shut up. That's you. I know that's you.
01:37Keep your mouth closed.
01:39Don't go, whoa, whoa, whoa, anymore.
01:42I see it. I see it on the corner.
01:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:58No more, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:59I don't wanna hear that from you anymore.
02:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:01Here, here.
02:02I got 20s, 10s, and 5s.
02:03Just go, please.
02:04I got kids.
02:05Freeze!
02:06Huh?
02:07What?
02:08Put down those guns.
02:10I have a sugar donut.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Cut, cut, cut.
02:14What?
02:15Crap, crap, not too bad.
02:20Come on, this is in 3D.
02:21It's not in marvelous crappavision.
02:23Let's concentrate.
02:25You know, maybe it's my fault.
02:26No, it isn't, because I want a Dougie.
02:30What's a Dougie?
02:31Don't ask.
02:33What we need is something different.
02:35We need emotion.
02:36Lots of emotion.
02:37Lots of emotion.
02:38A soap opera.
02:39A soap opera.
02:40A soap opera.
02:41You're pregnant.
02:42You're not.
02:43You have a limp.
02:45Action.
02:48I want all your money or I'll make my water break.
02:53Please, I'm sorry.
02:54Put it in the bag.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56Here, I've got 10s, 20s, and a...
02:59Oh, my God, that's beautiful.
03:02What's your name?
03:04My name is Jean-Philippe, but you know me by Jimmy.
03:08Jimmy?
03:09Yes.
03:10This is your baby, Jimmy.
03:12Freeze!
03:13Oh.
03:14I thought it was my baby.
03:15Oh!
03:16Cut!
03:17Cut!
03:18Cut!
03:19Crap!
03:20Crap here!
03:21Still all right.
03:22You are this close to being substituted with Gary Coleman.
03:29This close.
03:30This.
03:31Don't do that.
03:32All right, people.
03:33Let's think.
03:34I know.
03:35What we need is a little action.
03:36So I want you to speed up, but then slow down.
03:38Give the audience time to think.
03:39Speed up.
03:40And then slow down.
03:41Or slow down and then speed up.
03:42I'll leave it up to you.
03:43All right, action.
03:44What are you waiting for?
03:45No, no, no.
03:46No, no, no.
03:47Bags, don't make any sudden moves.
03:48You hear me?
03:49No, no, no.
03:50Wait a second.
03:51I get it.
03:52I get it.
03:53I get it.
03:54I get it.
03:55I get it.
03:56Don't do that.
03:57Whoop.
03:58Whoop.
03:59Whoop.
04:00Whoop.
04:01Whoop.
04:02Whoop.
04:04Whoop.
04:05Whoop.
04:06Whoop.
04:07Whoop.
04:08Whoop.
04:09Whoop.
04:15Whoop.
04:16Whoop.
04:17All right, don't do that again.
04:18You understand me?
04:19Whoop.
04:20Hey, come on.
04:21Everybody, freeze.
04:22Hey, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
04:23I'm a police officer.
04:29It's him.
04:30Not me.
04:31Oh!
04:33Cut, cut, cut, cut.
04:34Okay, I was wrong.
04:36That's really hard to do.
04:37Oh, it's really hard to do.
04:38It's really hard to do!
04:39I'm a genius!
04:40Don't kill!
04:41When Kubrick told someone to speed up
04:43speed up and slow down anyway look what's a dougie a dougie it's a nice it's a canadian beaver
04:51look everybody we have to concentrate you're not thinking of your beats i've seen better
04:57acting during sex all right i know what we need is sex there's no sex between you people
05:03what's wrong with you what i want is strippers i want you all to be strippers you q speed up
05:10and slow down and you strip as goofy you heard me action all right don't mess with me put all the
05:21money in the bag gorge oh look gorge i don't know what the gorge oh yeah oh oh don't make that
05:32do it everybody freeze i'm the law this is my nightstick and i'm the law
05:55man i am so lucky i'm sitting behind this desk
06:16sweet lord you can take me now
06:20a thousand points now let's go
06:25let's move on to a game called song styles for wayne brady with laura hall linda taylor and anne king
06:31on the trumpet
06:34what if the audience is a profession uh a really boring mundane profession
06:41bank teller bank teller's good that's a nice boring job bank teller so you're gonna do a song
06:49in the style of a west side story and you're the bank teller gang
06:53and the twist is the other three of you get to be a gang behind him dancing around
07:00you're the bank teller you're the bank teller gang with uh linda taylor laura hall and anne king
07:11so whenever you guys are ready take it away
07:13bank
07:22when you're a bank teller keep your money in your drawers
07:44when you're a bank teller be cool cool
07:49that is right wait for a crook to start something
07:55and keep your finger right on the alarm button
08:00bank
08:01cash
08:06dinero
08:11when you're a bank teller
08:14it's your job to guard that cash
08:17and there's always three security guards on the camera minding your ass
08:22you've got to be careful
08:24whoa watch the scam
08:27and if you steal the money
08:29scram
08:31damn
08:32bank teller
08:34thank you
08:46thank you
08:55thank you
08:59All right, we'll be right back with our Who's Line.
09:04Let's go away.
09:11Welcome back to Who's Line?
09:12Is it Anyway?
09:15I'm Drew Carey, or as I'm known around here,
09:17the Leggy Blonde.
09:21Let's start out with this game called Sound Effects.
09:24This is for Ryan and Colin.
09:25Ryan and Colin, why don't you come on down here?
09:27I'm going to go out in the audience.
09:28I'm going to pick two people.
09:29Hello, what's your name?
09:35Mickey, why don't you come on down with me?
09:38Right over here.
09:39Why don't you walk up over by my desk?
09:40I'll get you in a second.
09:43And what's your name, please?
09:44Catherine.
09:45Catherine, come on down here.
09:46Catherine.
09:48There's only Mickey here.
09:53There's a microphone for each of you.
09:56Okay, Mickey and Catherine.
09:57Ryan and Colin are going to do a scene for us.
10:00And you guys are going to provide the sound effects.
10:02Mickey, you're going to give the sound effects for Ryan.
10:04Catherine, you're going to give the sound effects for Colin.
10:09You're going to do the sound effects for him.
10:11And the scene is, Ryan is Tarzan and Colin is Jane.
10:14And they're hunting for food when they hear trouble in the jungle.
10:22And you guys are going to do the sound effects for him.
10:23When you guys are ready, go ahead and take it away.
10:26Tarzan, you've got to stop pulling me into the tree by my hair.
10:29Jane no like?
10:31No, Jane no like.
10:33Tarzan, go get food for Jane.
10:35Jane, come with Tarzan.
10:36Yes.
10:37Let me call for a trusty elephant.
10:39It must be time to wake up.
11:02All that come is armadillo.
11:05Get on armadillo.
11:09Well, that's good.
11:09Why don't we just walk?
11:11Careful!
11:12Tarzan, lion.
11:14Rawr!
11:15Oh, it's a sissy lion.
11:17Not that thing.
11:19I'll let him go.
11:26Jungle not how Tarzan remember.
11:28No.
11:31Oh, look.
11:31Those coconuts look nice.
11:33You want Tarzan to go get one for you.
11:35All right.
11:35Well...
11:36You know what?
11:40Those berlitz tapes are really helping.
11:42They work.
11:43Oh, night school course pay off to Tarzan.
11:47Here, let me see if I can hit them with this rock.
11:49Oh, throw it, Jane.
11:52Jane have gun?
11:53No.
11:56Let me try a smaller rock.
12:07Tarzan, kill.
12:08Jane, kill Tarzan's favorite bird.
12:09Sorry.
12:12I don't know what I was thinking.
12:13Tarzan, climb.
12:14Get coconut.
12:14All right.
12:14No more.
12:15All right.
12:17You know, it's someone greased trees.
12:21Yes.
12:24Oh, you know what?
12:27I brought my machete.
12:28Why don't I just chop some little toeholds in it for you?
12:31Wait.
12:33Tarzan, you're playing.
12:34Hey!
12:36Hey!
12:36Hey!
12:36Hey!
12:37Hey!
12:37Hey!
12:37Hey!
12:38Hey!
12:39Hey!
12:39Hey!
12:40Hey!
12:41Hey!
12:42Hey!
12:43Hey!
12:44Hey!
12:45Hey!
12:45Hey!
12:46Hey!
12:47It go by so quick, Tarzan have no time to signal.
12:50It's coming again.
12:52Whee!
12:56Maybe.
12:59You know, Jane and Tarzan, build fire.
13:02So next time plane come, they see fire.
13:04All right.
13:04You know, that's the first time I've seen a plane attached to a lawnmower.
13:08Hey, go quick.
13:09Jane, start fire.
13:11So I'm rubbing these sticks together?
13:13Rub stick together.
13:13Start fire, Jane.
13:15Jane, start fire.
13:16I'm trying.
13:17Jane, start fire.
13:18I'm trying.
13:18Jane, start fire.
13:20A helicopter now.
13:22Helicopter.
13:29Look, Tarzan.
13:31I accidentally started a fire.
13:32All the animals are stampeding towards us.
13:34Oh, no.
13:34Look at the monkeys.
13:38Oh, they're hippos.
13:47They're hippos.
13:48Hippos.
13:49Jane, all animals sick.
13:59There is a nasty flu going around.
14:02Jane, Tarzan wants you to stay forever.
14:06Can you not hear Tarzan's...
14:07Tarzan's heart beat for you, Jane?
14:19Boom, boom.
14:20Boom, boom.
14:21Boom, boom.
14:23Wow, that's quite a bum-bum you've got there.
14:26My heart beats for you, too.
14:27Oh, sorry.
14:28Oh, sorry.
14:39Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
14:49Oh, thank you very much.
14:51That was great.
14:53That was great.
14:54Thank you so much.
14:56Thank you so much.
14:57Thank you so much.
15:10Catherine Mickey, a thousand points C to you.
15:12That was really great.
15:13Don't worry about it.
15:17Nobody's going to razz you too much about that at work.
15:19Woo.
15:21Woo.
15:21We're going to play a game now called Hats.
15:31This is for all four of you.
15:32Come get your box of hats.
15:33Colin and Ryan, Greg and Wayne.
15:37What we're going to do is they're going to go back and forth as fast as they can, and
15:43they're going to try to come up with as many examples as possible of the world's worst
15:46dating service video.
15:47World's worst dating service video.
15:50Starting with Colin and Ryan, the world's worst dating service video, using the hats in
15:54the box.
15:55Colin and Ryan, go ahead and start.
15:56Dare to suck on a Cuban for a while?
16:04Now, now, children.
16:05There's plenty of loving for everyone.
16:10How about instead I give you a tip?
16:15Yo.
16:16I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimping.
16:27With friends like this, who needs enemas?
16:32This Santa Claus will have no problem fitting in your chimney.
16:40Next to me, my horse feels inadequate.
16:42I'm a candy girl in Vegas.
16:51I've...
16:52I'm from Express Mail, and I absolutely have to be there overnight.
17:01My loving's so good, it'll make you chicken run.
17:05See, it's a movie.
17:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:12No, baby.
17:16You better be prepared.
17:21Hi.
17:22I'm a member of Congress.
17:30It's okay.
17:31I'm wearing a rubber.
17:32Hi, I'm Carol Channing.
17:44If only you could see my pants.
17:48Want to mount a mountie?
17:54Want to find out why they call me speed racer?
17:56I'm looking for the elusive Canadian beaver.
18:05Help.
18:06They're making me do hats.
18:07I want to go home.
18:13All right, we'll be right back.
18:14Final hitter winners, don't go anywhere.
18:16Hey, welcome back to Who's Live Is It Anyway?
18:22Thanks to Greg and Colin.
18:24Greg and Colin are the co-winners.
18:27So they're going to relax, and the three of us are going to sing a song to Christina here,
18:30who we pulled out of the audience during the commercial.
18:32And what we're going to do is we're going to sing a Broadway song to wear like a strange
18:35three-headed Broadway star, making up one word at a time.
18:38Yes.
18:39As if we had three heads.
18:40And we're going to sing to Christina, what we need from the audience is a fill-in-the-blank,
18:43fill-in-the-blank this.
18:44You fill my life with what?
18:45Jell-O, I heard.
18:48You fill my life with Jell-O.
18:49It was a hit Broadway song, You Fill My Life With Jell-O.
18:52To Christina here.
18:59You fill my life with Jell-O.
19:05It makes me smile so mellow.
19:11Eat more Jell-O.
19:15So I can love you.
19:19Every day I look into the mold and think of you, dear.
19:31Funny how I love you, but I need Jell-O, too.
19:41Lime, orange, banana, raspberry, too.
19:53Wiggle, jiggle, jiggle, that's what I like.
20:04Cause I love you as you need Jell-O.
20:16Jell-O pudding.
20:19Jell-O pudding.
20:22Courtney, that's Jell-O for you.
20:31Thank you so much.
20:38Thank you very much.
20:39We'll be back.
20:40We'll be back.
20:41We'll be back.
20:44Take it easy.
20:45Thanks, Christina.
20:46Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
20:51Tonight we're going to end the show with Ryan and Colin.
20:53We'll read the credits for you.
20:54And I want you to read the credits for us as your good old Tarzan and Jane.
20:58So thanks for watching, everybody.
21:00See you later.
21:01It was developed by Dan Patterson and Mark Levison.
21:04Tarzan.
21:05Patterson.
21:06Patterson.
21:07Patterson.
21:08Executive producers.
21:09Mark Levison.
21:10Tom Park.
21:11Jungle kind of like Park.
21:13Can you?
21:14What's Cheetah doing?
21:15This is at Greg Cruz.
21:16Cheetah like you.
21:17Oh.
21:18Now look.
21:19Add Christmas.
21:20Add Christmas.
21:21All animals in jungle like you.
21:22Well, I know, Tarzan, but I don't want them to.
21:25Take Chase.
21:26Take Chase away.
21:27Take Chase back out.
21:28Tarzan.
21:29Present by New Girl.

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