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00:01Good evening, everybody,
00:02and welcome to the 100th episode
00:04of Whose Wine Is It Anyway?
00:06Pop open the champagne,
00:08Greg Fruits.
00:09Send in the dancing girls,
00:10Wayne Brady.
00:12Put a hat on,
00:13Colin Mochrie.
00:15And grab your ugly shoes,
00:17Ryan Stiles.
00:19And I'm your host, Drew Kirk.
00:21Let's have some fun.
00:36Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway,
00:38the show where everything's made up
00:39and the points don't matter.
00:40That's right, the points are just like the XFL.
00:45Uh, you know, it's our 100th episode tonight.
00:47It's pretty exciting, and, uh...
00:53I'm pleased to announce that, uh,
00:55for the 100th episode,
00:56we're each gonna get a new car.
00:58Oh!
01:01Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
01:02That's just me.
01:05Excuse me.
01:06I'm the only one getting a new car.
01:07Sorry, guys.
01:08But, hey, happy 100th episode to me.
01:10Great to be here.
01:11It's gonna be exciting.
01:12As you know, if you never saw the show before,
01:13these 100 episodes,
01:14everything's made up.
01:15Uh, these guys are gonna make up everything you see
01:16right off the top of their heads.
01:17Let's get the show going.
01:18It's real exciting.
01:19We're gonna start with a game called
01:20Number of Words.
01:21This is for all of you.
01:22Uh, yeah.
01:24I mean, yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26This is kind of a weird game.
01:27It's kind of complicated.
01:28Let me give you the scene first.
01:29Uh, Ryan, you're Luke Skywalker.
01:31You're battling, uh, Greg,
01:33who's Darth Vader.
01:34When space adventurer Lando...
01:36Uh, Wayne comes in to help.
01:39Colin keeps entering his other Star Wars characters.
01:42You can pick whatever ones you wanna come in as.
01:44So, but the trick is,
01:45they can only use a certain number of words
01:47every time they speak.
01:48They have to use these exact number of words.
01:50Greg, you can only and always have to use two words.
01:52Colin, you always have to use three words.
01:54Ryan, you always have to use four words.
01:57Wayne, you always have to use five words
01:59every time you speak.
02:00So, you got the scene.
02:01That's the number...
02:02Only the number of words they're allowed to use.
02:03It's also a great rainy day fun game with the kids.
02:05Take it away.
02:06Hmm.
02:07Time to die, Vader.
02:09Luke, I'm...
02:12You're not my father.
02:16Fight me.
02:18Hey, baby, it's me, Lando.
02:28Word up.
02:32I've come to help you.
02:34Kill him, Lando.
02:36Yeah!
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:43That's my good buddy, Chewy.
02:49Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:51He doesn't say much.
02:56Prepare.
02:57Now.
02:59I'm not afraid of you.
03:01Should be.
03:04Slit smart liquor bull.
03:07Anyone?
03:08Hey, Master Luke.
03:11It's that funny robot.
03:17Why are you walking so funny?
03:22My pants metal.
03:25All of our pants metal.
03:35All of our pants metal.
03:37This looks easy now.
03:40Ouch.
03:42Ouch!
03:44I'm dying.
03:47Luke, Luke, it's me, Leia.
03:50It's me, Leia.
03:52The best Leia ever.
03:53The best Leia ever.
04:07Pants metal.
04:08Pants metal.
04:09Tonto.
04:10Pants metal.
04:11Yeah, yeah.
04:12Pants metal.
04:13Points.
04:141,000.
04:15Oh.
04:16Let's go on to a game called Song Styles.
04:18This is for Wayne.
04:19Let's help with Leia Hall, Linda Taylor, and C.C. Ward.
04:23Now, let me, uh, hold on, let me ask a guy in the bill, a white bill.
04:30What's your name, please?
04:31Howard.
04:32Howard.
04:33What do you do for a living, Howard?
04:34I'm an engineer who designs closures for hazardous waste sites.
04:37Sounds like thrilling dinner conversation.
04:39Why don't you come over here, Howard, and let's, uh, let's have Wayne sing a song to you.
04:44How you doing, Howard?
04:45Pleasure, sir.
04:46Have a seat.
04:47This is Howard, and, uh, he's an engineer, although, since he is an engineer, he can't
04:58simply explain his job.
04:59He designs closures for hazardous waste sites, which I, I don't know what that is, man.
05:06But you keep, make sure they don't leak out and bubble over and contaminate everything.
05:09Okay, good.
05:10Glad you're around.
05:11Now, you're gonna sing a song to Howard using his name and occupation.
05:16And I guess you can tell by these hats here, you're gonna sing it as, uh, style of the
05:21village people.
05:22Uh, give it a hug.
05:24Howard's the, uh, Howard's the construction worker.
05:29It's a stand-up, Howard.
05:32And the rest of you get to grab these and do backup for them.
05:35Hurry up before they all have the good ones to get taken.
05:40And, you know, you know what, Colin? You look like a Cracker Jack box with a bad
06:01guy's inside.
06:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:08So, whenever you're ready, you're gonna sing a song to Howard, who is an engineer, does some
06:13of another with hazardous waste.
06:14Take it away.
06:16Well, now Howard, I'm talking to you, Howard makes a caza de puh, Howard, he's got great
06:44taste, he's never one to let anything go to waste, he's Howard, never takes a nap, he's Howard,
06:53he never gives a crap, he's Howard, he's always full, he knows the place where you can score
07:00all your balls, he's Howard, come on, Howard, H-O-R-W-A-R-D, yeah, yeah, oh Howard, Howard,
07:14Howard, can you laugh, Howard, how'd the song get so damn fast, so Howard, hey, hey, hey,
07:30hey, hey, hey, Howard, H-O-R, Howard, W-A-R-D, Howard, H-O-R,
07:40we get a little equipment breakdown, right, what happened to the...
08:02Um, it's hard to explain.
08:06I'm so sorry.
08:07That's okay.
08:08No, I didn't know that those people even did pokers.
08:12That was really fun.
08:14I don't think it was that noticeable.
08:16Yeah.
08:17But also, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
08:21Man, it was like a wind-up monkey.
08:24Watch out for those tempo changes, man.
08:27Because when we go under the second bridge, this s*** takes off.
08:32Thank you, Howard.
08:37Thank you, Howard.
08:42Thank you, Howard.
08:43Thank you very much.
08:45Thanks very much.
08:46Howard, everybody.
08:57Howard, or as, uh, as Wayne spells it, Harward.
09:03Yeah.
09:07Man, if you're not in my mind, you don't know what I'm thinking.
09:09Know what I'm saying?
09:10You gotta...
09:11You gotta bring that around.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Thank you very much, Howard.
09:17If this ever makes it to air, I'll be so amazed.
09:20Hey, Drew, that's what I mean.
09:21H-O-R-W-A-R-T.
09:27Howard.
09:29Uh, uh, uh.
09:30Howard.
09:32It's hard to spell at 210 beats per minute.
09:40Thanks for letting me wear your hat, man.
09:42We'll be right back with the 100th episode of Who's Line Is It Anyway after this.
09:53Don't go away.
09:59Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway.
10:04Tonight, of course, Who's Line is celebrating their 100th show.
10:07It's our 100th show.
10:08Congratulations.
10:09It brings a little tear to my eye.
10:12Of course, you know, when you do 100 episodes of a show, it only means one thing.
10:16Uh, that you're not on UPN.
10:18Ha, ha, ha.
10:22So let's go on to a game.
10:23This is a really great game.
10:24We've just been doing it a little while here on Who's Line.
10:26Uh, it's called Show Stopping Number.
10:29It's for Colin, Ryan, and Wayne with the help of Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
10:32Colin, Ryan, and Wayne.
10:33Now, what I need from the audience is I need a suggestion of a boring place to work.
10:43Accounting firm.
10:44So you guys work in an accounting firm.
10:46And, uh, what's gonna happen is, uh, they're gonna make up a scene about working in an accounting firm.
10:50Colin and Ryan, you're gonna start.
10:51Wayne's gonna join you later.
10:52Uh, when I buzz, they have to break into a, break into a big show-stopping musical number
10:57using the line they just said when I buzzed them.
11:00So, you work in an accounting firm.
11:02Take it away.
11:03Colin and Ryan.
11:04Wayne will join you later.
11:05I'll just pack up my things.
11:06What, you got fired?
11:07They're letting me go.
11:08Why?
11:09Apparently they say I don't fit in anymore.
11:11But you add so well.
11:14I know.
11:15I'm one of the best employees down here.
11:17Well, why are they firing you?
11:18Because you don't fit in.
11:19What have you done?
11:20Well, they said I've been taking too many days off.
11:23How many have you taken off?
11:2443.
11:26Doing what?
11:27I like to go to the beach.
11:30Hey, look at me.
11:31I like to go to the beach.
11:33Well, it's right there.
11:34It's right in the reach.
11:36And now my record.
11:37My record's marred.
11:39At least I can pronounce the name Howard.
11:49Doesn't that count for something?
11:51No, it doesn't count for anything.
11:54Finish packing.
11:55I wish I could help you.
11:57You could.
11:58You could go say something to the boss.
12:00Stand up to Mr. Flecker?
12:01That's right.
12:02Stand up to Mr. Flecker.
12:03You know what?
12:04I'm gonna go there.
12:05I will.
12:06I'll say, hey, mister, hire my friend back or I'm kicking your butt from here to Tuesday.
12:12Well, maybe you could shorten it a bit.
12:18Hey, buster, hire my friend.
12:23Hey, buster, hire my friend.
12:25Or I'll shove my foot right up your end.
12:28Hey, hey, hey.
12:29What?
12:30What the hell happened there?
12:31Are you okay?
12:32You know, if you talk like that, it puts them off balance.
12:33You know what?
12:34What?
12:35I think it's best I just leave.
12:36I was just trying to help.
12:37Whoa.
12:38What?
12:39I was in my office and I heard blah, blah, blah, blah.
12:41Sorry, Mr. Flecker.
12:42I'm on my way now.
12:43Wait, Mr. Flecker.
12:44What's his name here?
12:45Deserves the stay.
12:46Now, normally, I'd fire someone for their impudence, but...
12:51I leave.
12:52I did not have to do that.
12:53You know what?
12:54It puts them off balance and...
12:55It puts them off balance and...
12:56You know what?
12:57What?
12:58I think it's best I just leave.
12:59I was just trying to help.
13:00Whoa.
13:01What?
13:02I was in my office and I heard blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:04Sorry, Mr. Flecker.
13:05I'm on my way now.
13:06Wait, Mr. Flecker.
13:07What's his name here?
13:08Deserves the stay.
13:09Now, normally, I'd fire someone for their impudence, but...
13:13You don't have to insult me.
13:15I don't know what's going on.
13:18I would like to say that the two of you can stay.
13:21I would like to give you both a raise.
13:23I didn't know I was fired.
13:25Oh, you were.
13:26Look.
13:27Oh.
13:28But now, see?
13:29It's gone.
13:30Well, thanks, Mr. Flecker.
13:31You're really living up to the company motto.
13:33That's right.
13:34Don't...
13:35Don't fuss with Flecker.
13:39Don't fuss with Flecker.
13:40Don't fuss with Flecker.
13:42Don't be a heebie-jeebie silly rubbernecker.
13:45Don't do it.
13:46Don't act so nuts.
13:47Or Flecker might get Fleckerized and flick inside your butt.
13:50Hey!
13:51Well, see?
13:53Now, let's go to 1000 points apiece.
13:54That was great.
13:55Got my blood boiling.
14:04Now let's go to 1,000 points apiece.
14:05That was great.
14:06Got my blood boiling.
14:08Let's go on to a game now called Scenes from a Hat.
14:11This is for all four of you.
14:12Greg and Wayne, Ryan and Colin,
14:13come forward to your positions, please.
14:16Scenes from a Hat.
14:17Now what does, this is a great game.
14:18What happens in this game is before the show,
14:19we ask the audience to write down suggestions for things,
14:22and one of them is scenes they'd like to see me pull out of this hat,
14:24starting with things you can say about the food you eat,
14:28but not about your girlfriend.
14:34Sure, a lot of seconds.
14:43Well, you look at the mold on that.
14:51Mmm, my God, this is juicy.
14:54No one wants those eggs.
15:11Care for some more, boss?
15:18Alrighty.
15:19What, what President Bush does in the Oval Office
15:26when he's all by himself.
15:37Oh, darn it.
15:42Who beat Al Gore?
15:44Who beat Al Gore?
15:45No one wants those eggs.
15:46Oh, un Slip, no, un H ë³´ë©´.
15:47How the hell are you right?
15:47A brief glimpse into the dreams of Colin Mochrie.
16:12Ooh.
16:13Ooh.
16:19Ooh.
16:22ha ha !
16:34Aww !
16:38Ooh.
16:40Yeah, you were great, Sharon Stone.
16:45No, I'm not going to call you.
16:55Statements that will get bleeped by the censor.
16:59Really?
17:00Yep.
17:00In Espanol, I'm a Grande Ricardo, but you can call me Big B******.
17:18I'm George W. Bush, and I'm a f***ing Edgerman mitt.
17:30You're a f***ing Edgerman mitt.
17:40All right.
17:42Outtakes from the first 100 episodes of Whose Line?
17:48You're a f***ing Edgerman mitt.
17:49You're a f***ing Edgerman mitt.
18:00He's... He thinks he...
18:03Hi, welcome to Whose Line?
18:11Oh, I'm so stupid.
18:22H-O-R-W-O-R-E
18:27All right, we'll be right back on who the winner is.
18:36Don't go away.
18:43Welcome back to Whose Line is the NRA.
18:45Tonight's winner is great groups.
18:46Great groups as the winner.
18:49The rest of us are going to do a game for you called...
18:52Hoedown!
18:53Hoedown!
18:54Hoedown!
18:55Hoedown!
18:55Hoedown!
18:57Today we're doing a special hoedown.
19:00Instead of getting the topic from the audience, it's written down on a card.
19:02Greg, what's the topic of the hoedown?
19:04It is indeed, Drew.
19:05The 100th show hoedown.
19:08Hold on about the 100th show.
19:09The 100th show tonight.
19:17A hundred episodes of Whose Line?
19:20Lord, it changed my life.
19:21It gave me financial security for myself and my wife.
19:24So thank you, ABC and Warner Brothers.
19:27You're my friend.
19:28Because if it wasn't for Whose Line, I'd be on UPN.
19:36Well, today, it was our 100th show.
19:39It's been really fun.
19:41Great, don't you know.
19:43Let me just tell you something.
19:44Even though it's been a blast, all you folks have been watching, friends.
19:48You can kiss my ass.
19:57A hundred episodes of Whose Line?
19:59Where are names being called?
20:01A hundred shows of them saying that I'm bald.
20:05Does it hurt the friendship?
20:06Can it stand the test?
20:08Yes, it can, because I'm hung the best.
20:19Colin says he's hung the best that I just can't see.
20:23I've known him for a long time and it cannot be.
20:26He says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock.
20:30Because I have to tell you right now, mine's tucked in my sock.
20:34Mine's tucked in my sock.
20:38We'll be right back with more Whose Line, running the funk away.
20:47Welcome back to Whose Line.
20:48We're going to end the show tonight with everybody reading the credits for you.
20:51This is how I want you to read the credits tonight.
20:53The Whose Line 100th Show Celebration Turns Ugly.
20:55Thanks for watching, everybody. Good night.
20:59We have a best time.
21:01Cheers.
21:01Hey, hey.
21:02Hey, hey.
21:02What are you doing?
21:16Come on.
21:17What are you doing?
21:18What are you doing?
21:18What are you doing?
21:18One of these shows.
21:19Well, come on.
21:20It's go talk.
21:21Hey, what are you doing?
21:22We're on top of the guy in Sydney.
21:23Come on, we're back.
21:25What do you do?
21:25Thanks so much for your stepping.
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