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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:04Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, let me give a shout-out to Wayne Brady.
00:09Show some love for Kathy Greenwood.
00:11Can I get a witness up here for Colin McRee?
00:14And no justice, no Ryan Stiles.
00:17I'm your host, Drew Gares.
00:18One ounce, have some fun!
00:23Oh, man. Whoa!
00:26Whoo!
00:28Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:30The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:32That's right, like foreplay to men.
00:36Oh, not me, of course, but everybody else.
00:41If you're ready, let's get the show started.
00:42We're gonna start with a game called Let's Make a Date.
00:44This is all four of you.
00:45Kathy, you're gonna be appearing on a dating game-type show.
00:47Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are gonna be contestants on the show,
00:49hoping to be picked by Kathy.
00:50We gave each of them a strange characteristic or identity
00:52that's written on these cards here.
00:53They've never seen these cards before.
00:55They don't know what they're gonna have to do.
00:58Kathy's gonna question them about going out on a date
01:00and try to guess who they are at the end of the game.
01:02So if you're ready, Kathy, off you go.
01:04Um, hello, boys.
01:06Um, Bachelor One.
01:08Um, listen, I think that first dates are very important
01:13because they're the first date and all.
01:16Um...
01:19Bachelor Number One, where would you take me on a first date?
01:22I'm taking you to the arena, baby!
01:30Oh, yeah, brother!
01:31Oh, yeah, brother!
01:32Because what I want to talk about
01:34is I want to bring you the pain, baby!
01:36We should...
01:43Baby, ho!
01:44Okay, Bachelor Number Two.
01:53Um, you know, I have a lot of pet peeves.
01:56Um, like, you know, like starvation.
01:58Starvation, yes.
01:59And, um, bugs and things.
02:00And I'm wondering if you have any pet peeves at all.
02:03My pet peeves?
02:11Well...
02:16Uh, you know, just losing my hair.
02:21Oh, you sound awfully cuddly.
02:23Um, all right, Bachelor Number Three.
02:25Let's see.
02:26You know, I think, um, let's see,
02:27world peace is very important, you know?
02:29Um...
02:31I'm just wondering if you think anything is important
02:38for, um, humankind?
02:48Um...
02:50Okay, maybe you don't.
02:51That's okay.
02:53Uh, let's go back to Bachelor Number One.
02:55You know, I believe philosophy is very important
02:58because I don't know really anything about it.
03:00Um, do you have a philosophy of life?
03:03Yeah, brother.
03:07I got a philosophy for all of you folks out there.
03:12The last time that I was on a date,
03:14my opponent tried to triple me.
03:17But on this date,
03:18I'm kicking his!
03:19Woo!
03:20Woo!
03:21Woo!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:37Oh, you are scaring me!
03:39And I like that!
03:40Okay, Bachelor Number Two.
03:41Um, let's see.
03:42What if Martha Stewart made us into a cozy little meal?
03:46What would you be?
03:47Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:49Well...
03:50Okay!
03:51Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!
04:01That is just tasty delicious!
04:02That is just tasty delicious.
04:15All right, and over to Bachelor number three.
04:18Bachelor number three, if you were a handyman,
04:22what would you fix about yourself?
04:32All right, Kathy, I don't know how you're going to guess.
04:50I don't either, but I'm going to try.
04:52Who they are, but who are they?
04:53I think Bachelor number one is a WWF wrestling champ.
04:57Or any of the big guests that have.
05:02And Bachelor number two, I'm guessing,
05:05was turning into a rabbit before my eyes.
05:07Right before your eyes.
05:10Now, Bachelor number three, I'm having some difficulty with.
05:13I thought at first you were a fly on a windshield, but...
05:16Then as you began to relieve yourself,
05:20I just thought perhaps you're Quasimodo.
05:24No.
05:26You're a Frankenstein.
05:28No.
05:28And you're dead.
05:29You're coming back to life.
05:30He's frozen in ice because he was a...
05:34Oh, a Neanderthal.
05:35Yes.
05:35Look at that, I do.
05:46I don't know how you got the wrestler one.
05:50Because I try to be subtle with my clothes, you know what I'm saying?
05:52I try to sneak it in.
05:53Yeah.
05:56That one's called a game called Film, TV, and Theater Styles.
06:00It's for Ryan, Colin, and Kathy.
06:02They're going to act out a scene,
06:03and I'm going to make them do different styles of film, television, or theater
06:06while they're acting out the scene.
06:08And what I need from the audience is suggestions of styles of film,
06:11styles of television, or styles of theater you might like.
06:15Samurai.
06:16Anime.
06:16Blair Witch.
06:23Blaxploitation.
06:25Three's Company is good.
06:28Okay, that's it.
06:29We got enough.
06:29That's good.
06:30Sesame Street.
06:30That's the last one.
06:31We'll go on.
06:32What you're going to do is you're going to start out normally,
06:34and then I'll buzz in with these different styles as you get going.
06:37The scene is Police Chief Colin.
06:42I'm Police Chief Colin.
06:43Police Chief Colin arrives at the Academy shooting range
06:46and discovers his wife, Kathy,
06:49getting very cozy with Maverick shooting instructor Ryan.
06:53Start out as normal, Buzz.
06:54You can go ahead.
06:55See, you want to hold it really tight,
06:56because when you pull that trigger, it's going to kick back.
06:59Oh.
07:01Oh, the gun.
07:02What's going on here?
07:04Hello, Police Chief Colin.
07:06Honey, you wanted me to learn self-defense,
07:09and that's what I'm doing.
07:10What are you doing with him?
07:11You know he's not my caliber.
07:16Three's Company.
07:18Hey, I don't belong in this academy at all.
07:20The only reason I'm in here is because I'm pretending I'm gay.
07:25Does that make any sense at all?
07:26No, I thought you were really gay.
07:34No, no.
07:35No, I've just been pretending.
07:38Teletubby.
07:48Stay away from him.
07:53He's the purple one.
07:54Blair Witch.
08:00Blair Witch.
08:06They're coming!
08:09They're coming!
08:10I need you!
08:13I need you!
08:14I need you!
08:16I need you!
08:20I need you!
08:21uh western i've had about enough of you telling me what guns i can handle mister
08:34i took you from being a lowly schoolmarm into a police chief colin's wife
08:40this is how you repay me she don't love you no more sheriff she loves me
08:46because i can give her all the things you never gave her a little home the elvis cowboy i guess
08:51this firing range ain't big enough for the three of us what are you saying it's not big enough for
08:57the three of us pokemon
09:02that was a thousand extra points for colin for that one for pickadoo for that voice
09:09all right that's it thank you very much
09:19that was a thousand extra points for colin for that one for pickadoo for that voice
09:31oh i'd love to see you and your wife going at it man
09:36next we'll move on to a game called motown group this is for wayne colin and ryan uh they're going to be
09:42singing a song like a motown group like the temptations or something like that and laura hall
09:47linda and uh cece are going to back them up
09:49uh let me see let me give you a suggestion for an everyday activity you do before you go to
09:55work feed the dog good one okay everybody let's hear the big hit song do the dog feeder
10:03oh sometimes i like to look in my cupboard yeah but it gets so felt i feel like old mother
10:20oh i'm telling you this is what i do to feed the dog hey to feed the dog listen up everybody
10:31i go over to my neighbor because i'm a cannibal and then i tell him to feed the dog
10:46no no no i kill that bro he's ten times cheaper than a can of al for feed the dog
10:55oh my dog just lays there by his hole
11:24i grab his kibble and i fill up that big shiny silver bowl
11:30he looks at me with his eyes he looks mighty meek
11:35oh my god he's been dead for a week
11:38i gotta stop feeding that dog
11:41hey you've got to feed the dog
11:46you've got to feed the dog
11:49you've got to feed the dog
11:52you've got to feed the dog
11:56hello and welcome back to whose line is it anyway
12:02hello and welcome back to whose line is it anyway
12:14whose line is it anyway the show everything's made up and the points don't matter hey you know it's
12:19also the show that if nudity were allowed no one would watch
12:22now let's go on to a game called party quirks
12:26kathy are going to be hosting a party
12:28wayne colin and ryan are going to be the guests
12:29uh we've given them each a strange quirk or identity
12:31we're one of those cards
12:32uh they've never seen the cards before
12:34and kathy tries to has to guess what they are
12:37and uh you guys line up over there
12:38i'll bring in one at a time with the doorbell
12:39kathy whenever you're ready to start the party
12:41i'll bring everybody in the doorbell
12:42okay i'm going to be popular i'm going to be popular finally i'm going to be popular
12:47please let me be popular
12:49party okay perky
12:51hi come on in
12:54yes it's lovely isn't it thank you
13:01can i get you a drink or
13:04okay well
13:10hey happy you could meet somebody here
13:23oh excuse me for a minute
13:24hi come on hi hi how are you i'm great
13:27oh well this is wrong this is wrong i know
13:29there you go okay thank you
13:31oh challenge
13:35bye
13:45hi hello kathy
14:01oh hi ryan thanks for coming come on in
14:03so nice to be here
14:07oh thanks i'm really excited
14:08oh hey what's up
14:11oh my goodness would you stop fussing with my hair mr hairdresser please
14:30i'd like to help you but i'm really busy tending to my guests particularly slow replay sportsman
14:45uh baseball
14:55ryan don't hang yourself even though you are a scuba diver who's drowning no no something is drowning but it's not a scuba diver he has eight legs
15:02oh you poor little squid
15:15yes itsy bitsy what oh my little spider
15:24you're a spider that's not the whole thing that slips into an emptying
15:27bathtub oh sure but you said who's drowning
15:32oh okay i just it was so easy i didn't know how to give it away at first
15:42thousand points apiece you know i tell them a thousand points but never you
15:44know you never see the points in the show do you i haven't you never see yeah it's kind of like the
15:47bathroom on the starship enterprise it's got to be somewhere you never see it uh next game's called
15:54three-headed broadway stars for wayne ryan and colin double laura and linda gonna help them out
15:59uh what you guys are gonna do they're gonna be a strange three-headed broadway star and they have
16:03to be singing a broadway hit for you making it up one word at a time what we need for the audience
16:08is a suggestion of a fictional uh broadway show memorabilia
16:14that's a good one memorabilia i don't know where you get that from memorabilia is the hit broadway
16:19musical and what would be the big love song from memorabilia i lost my leg warmers
16:26i lost my leg warmers from the big hit musical memorabilia
16:31my own leg is freezing cold i have no leg warmer to hold
16:53oh they freeze away my hairs from my knee and i feel the cold hold me
17:11leg warmers
17:16i miss you
17:20where are you i need you too
17:26why you leave me
17:32you leave me
17:36you leave me
17:38me you be me
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19:23Not me either.
19:25Oh, boy, you think you know who your friends are.
19:28Perhaps you could suck it out of yourself.
19:31Quit fighting. You're ruining the whole trip.
19:34Right, we don't want the trip ruined with me dying and everything.
19:42Take that, you stupid snake. Take that.
19:45Unbelievable. They just keep coming.
19:47I'm getting...
19:54Wow, you look sick. Is it getting to you already?
19:57Xylophone music.
19:59I hear xylophone music.
20:01Yeah, I hear it too.
20:03Zunes, somebody help me. I'm losing consciousness.
20:07Attaboy, attaboy. Hold on for us.
20:14Crying. He's crying for you, my friend,
20:16because we know you're going to die.
20:1725.
20:18Die? I don't want to die. I have so much to live for.
20:21Everyone's got to die sometime.
20:24Frank.
20:24Huh.
20:27I think I hear the witch.
20:2815.
20:29Good God, a witch.
20:32Huh?
20:3310.
20:34I don't believe it.
20:36Just help me.
20:37Suck. Suck.
20:41That was it. Thank you very much. We'll be right back.
20:46Hey, welcome back to Who's Liners, anyway.
20:50It's the end of the show tonight.
20:51We have everybody read the credits for you.
20:53And I want you guys to read the credits
20:54as melodramatic actors on ER.
20:57Good night, everybody.
20:58Thanks for watching.
20:59See you next time.
20:59Bye.
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21:03It's who she's in the staff.
21:06We're going to have to remove the Arthur Correst.
21:09Damn it, woman.
21:09Where's my Drew Carey?
21:10Where's my Drew Carey?
21:12Sorry, I screwed up.
21:13Here.
21:14We're here to save lives.
21:16Not Stephen Bloom.
21:17Oh, my gosh.
21:18That's Michael Karnes.
21:22The Julie Ryan has gone right free.
21:24Oh, my gosh.
21:25We can't do this.
21:27I'm afraid Bob Tully's done.
21:30Thanks.
21:30Thanks.
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