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00:00Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:03At tonight's show, it's not you, it's me, Wayne Brady.
00:07Can we still be friends? Jeff Davis.
00:10I can't stand the sound of your breathing.
00:12Colin Moffrey.
00:14And your stuff's in the yard.
00:16Ryan Stiles.
00:18And your host, Rick Carrier's One Mile Session Park.
00:25Thank you very much.
00:30Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:31The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:33That's right, the points are just like Friday afternoon at work.
00:38It's a big show for you and I, we've got a lot to get through.
00:40We're going to start it with a game called Let's Make a Date.
00:43This is for all four of you.
00:45Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are going to be contestants on a dating type show.
00:48Hoping to be picked by Jeff.
00:49Because he looks so much like Paul McCartney.
00:54Yes.
00:55And what we did was gave him, I know,
00:58we gave each of them a strange characteristic or identity
01:00and Jeff has to question them and try to guess who they are.
01:03So whenever you're ready, Jeff, take it away.
01:04Can't wait to see this.
01:05Bachelor number one.
01:07Um,
01:08they say that the way to a man's stomach is through his heart.
01:11Oh, and I couldn't agree with you more.
01:18I'm working on a little something right now
01:19that might help the two of us get together.
01:22Because the thing is, I'm,
01:23mm-mm, shut up.
01:25Let's leave.
01:31One time,
01:32one time I went on a date,
01:34I went on a date with a little boy
01:35and I had relations with him and a little didn't like him.
01:49Bachelor number two.
01:50Um,
01:51I'm pretty special.
01:52What makes you think you're special enough to go out with me?
01:54I don't want to answer any questions!
02:05I don't want to answer any questions!
02:22Whatever.
02:23Bachelor number three.
02:24Um,
02:25I like a lot of different types of food.
02:27What's your favorite type of food
02:28to impress a girl with on a first date?
02:30Hmm.
02:36Favorite type of...
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03:24Shut up, Chunky Butt!
03:27Shut up!
03:28I got a question to grab you!
03:30Fine as hell!
03:31You want something?
03:32Oh, you want something?
03:34Get it!
03:35Get it!
03:35Get it!
03:37I don't know what's wrong with it.
03:39I don't know what's wrong with it.
03:41I'm so sorry.
03:43I'm so...
03:43I can't eat.
03:45I can't eat.
03:46I can't eat.
03:53Bachelor number two.
03:54What did you want to be when you grew up?
03:59Look at...
03:59Ring, ring, ring.
04:00Shut up!
04:01Shut up!
04:02Can't a man just have a...
04:04Oh, shut up!
04:07Sniff, urgh!
04:10Wesley, number three.
04:18How do you impress a girl?
04:19That's the number three.
04:32How do you impress a girl?
04:36Well, first.
04:49Jeff, I know it's going to be tough, but try to guess who they were.
05:11Well, Wayne was the whole family of the clumps, I believe.
05:14Colin, I'm pretty sure, was an angry father?
05:22No, angry guy doing what?
05:24Yelling at me?
05:25No, he's taking a what when he keeps interrupting him.
05:31What's a famous town in England?
05:35No, take a bath!
05:36Yes!
05:39I'm just trying to avoid that visual.
05:41Sure.
05:42And, uh, good luck.
05:45Ryan, was it a carrier pigeon or a bird or something?
05:48No.
05:49Talking, wary bird, building its nest, being repeatedly frightened away.
05:53Come on!
05:59I mean, you'd have to be an idiot not to guess that specifically.
06:08No points for you, I'm sorry.
06:09No points for you.
06:10Ryan, uh, points for pecking at Colin.
06:14A thousand points for pecking at Colin.
06:19I know the points don't, they're useless, but...
06:21Not to me.
06:23I'm saving up, I'm going to buy that desk.
06:25Yeah.
06:29It's good to have gold.
06:30Let's go on to a game called Who's Line?
06:32This is for Colin and Ryan.
06:33We actually have a game called Who's Line here on Who's Line.
06:34And what happens is we have the audience write down stuff, uh, suggestions before the show.
06:38Here's Ryan, here's Colin.
06:39Uh-huh, uh-huh.
06:39And what happens is we have them write down random lines.
06:42Uh, so we take a couple good ones and they put these in their pocket.
06:44And they don't know what the lines are, but they're going to insert them into the scene.
06:47While they're doing the scene, they're going to pull these random lines and use them during the scene.
06:50Uh, the scene is...
06:51Ryan is a heroic gladiator.
06:53Yes!
06:54Ouch!
06:54Ow!
06:55No either!
06:58In a historically inaccurate film.
07:00And you're about to go out and fight for your freedom.
07:04And you try to raise the spirits of your panicking fellow gladiator, Colin.
07:11Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
07:18Oh, but don't do that!
07:20I'd like to get myself up for the match!
07:22Oh, we're gonna die!
07:24We're not going to die. We're gladiators.
07:27Well, look at you. You're all buff.
07:34That's it. Keep your spirits up.
07:37Get on your metal dress.
07:40It's so hard to keep up with a metal dress on.
07:43Look.
07:49I don't want to lose today.
07:51I don't want him to give us the thumbs down.
07:53When we're done out there today, I want the emperor to look at us and say,
07:56My name is Bill. I like tight panties.
08:02Put them on.
08:12Can we have a little...
08:14Can we have a little practice round? Just a little...
08:18You want to fight me?
08:21Well, just as a practice, I've got a new war cry.
08:23Really?
08:24Yeah. Tell me if it strikes fear into your heart.
08:28Give it a squeeze and check it's working!
08:29I don't think you're aware of the fact that you could die out there today.
08:45This is no laughing matter.
08:47Give it a squeeze and try as...
08:48Give it a squeeze.
08:51Do you think the lions are going to roll over and have a little giggle at that one?
08:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Lions?
09:01What's with the lions?
09:02Who did you think you were fighting today?
09:04Two little guys?
09:07No, no, they released the lions.
09:10That's when the people jump to their feet when they see the lions and scream,
09:13Look at me, I'm tiny!
09:16Because they are compared to those huge lions and they're big.
09:19What a stupid crowd.
09:25You know what? I'm getting mad. I'm feeling the urge to fight.
09:28Don't do that, though.
09:30It's not me this time.
09:31How do you feel now?
09:44You've filled me with great courage, good Gladiola.
09:48And if I do die in battle, please tell my mother this simple message.
09:54The chickens are coming! The chickens are coming!
10:01That was great. I'm going to give you guys a thousand points apiece for doing that.
10:11That was just outstanding.
10:16Now let's move on to a game called Props.
10:18This is called Props. This is for everybody.
10:20Ryan and Jeff.
10:23This is for Ryan and Jeff.
10:27Oh, cheers.
10:29Oh, I have a good one for that one already.
10:30And, uh, what's going to happen is they have to go back and forth,
10:34think of as many funny things as they can with these props.
10:36I'll buzz them in between.
10:37And, uh, whenever you're ready, just go ahead and start.
10:39Ryan and Jeff.
10:41This escalator doesn't go anywhere.
10:45We're going to have enough moonshine for seven years, Paul!
10:48Hey, Mr. Limey!
10:52No, I'm the Riddler.
10:53Another helping a pig butt?
11:11Hey, you're the one who came to a Lone Shark!
11:13Come here, Curious George!
11:31You need a smaller computer.
11:45Shut up!
11:50I love Lucy!
11:53Lucy!
11:57How did I go bald?
11:58Well, let's show on this model.
12:00You see.
12:03Yes, well, someday I'll be king of England.
12:08Thank you very much!
12:12We'll be right back with more.
12:13Who's Line Is It Anyway?
12:15All right, don't go away.
12:21Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
12:23Everything You've Just Seen And Heard Is A Croc.
12:28Let's go on to a game called Sound Effects.
12:31This is for Ryan and Colin.
12:43What's your name?
12:44Kevin.
12:45Kevin, what's your name?
12:47Tina.
12:47Kevin and Tina, are you boyfriend and girlfriend?
12:49A husband and wife?
12:50A brother and sister?
12:51Boyfriend and girlfriend.
12:51Come on down here, Kevin and Tina.
12:57Stand right over here.
12:58Hi, how are you?
12:59Welcome.
13:00Stand right over here.
13:01Right on these two spots right here.
13:03Kevin gets a free pass and survivor, apparently.
13:04Yeah.
13:08Can't vote him out this week.
13:10Kevin and Tina, we're doing a game called Sound Effects.
13:13And what happens is Ryan and Colin are going to do a scene for us.
13:15And when they prompt you to, you're going to do sound effects for them.
13:18Tina, you're going to do the sound effects for Colin, and Kevin, you're going to do the sound effects for Ryan.
13:24The scene is, Ryan and Colin, you're two Jedi Knights.
13:26And you're checking out your spaceship and equipment before going into battle to attack the Death Star.
13:32Take it over here, Kevin and Tina, do the sound effects for him.
13:36Good luck to you, my friend.
13:37Good luck to you.
13:38You down?
13:39Yes, it's on.
13:41Apparently we have a message coming in.
13:44Apparently it's on.
13:45The mission is on.
13:46It's on.
13:47We're going to have to attack the Death Star.
13:49Why don't we check out our equipment?
13:51Right.
13:51Just have two sabers.
13:52Make sure they're working.
13:53Turn them on.
13:53Mine went off a little early.
13:56Cut off my leg.
13:57It's all right.
13:59I've cut off my leg.
14:00Here, I'll use my Jedi powers.
14:02Thank you, my friend.
14:03I'm going to try mine.
14:06Boom.
14:07It's such a happy saber.
14:10Look, we haven't got time for that.
14:12Into the ship.
14:12Hang on.
14:22There's going to be some force behind this takeoff.
14:24Hey, should we try all these little buttons?
14:26Are you out of your mind?
14:29I want to try the little buttons.
14:30All right, hurry up.
14:34All the boops are fine.
14:36All right.
14:38Hang on.
14:40Are you ready, my friend?
14:41I'm ready, my friend.
14:42Three.
14:42Two.
14:43One.
14:47He lost the back end.
14:49Keep an eye out.
14:52Asteroid.
14:53I beg your pardon.
14:54I said no, asteroid.
14:57Get ready.
14:58We're going to have to blow it up to see what's behind it.
14:59All right.
15:03You're out of ammo.
15:04What?
15:04You're out of ammo.
15:06How can you be out of ammo on a laser-guided ship?
15:09I don't know the science.
15:11I'm going to use this big gun.
15:18This what?
15:19This big gun.
15:20All right.
15:23Luckily, I put the silencer on.
15:25Take it off.
15:26We haven't got much time.
15:28All right.
15:29Seal your ears, because this is going to be really loud.
15:31Kaboom!
15:33Kaboom!
15:41Thank you very much.
15:42Thank you very much.
15:43Wonderful sound effect.
15:52Kaboom!
15:54We have a new nickname for Tina.
16:04Okay.
16:04Now we're going to do a game called Duet.
16:06This is for Jeff and Wayne with Laura Hall and Linda Taylor.
16:12Raise your hand over here if you think you have a weird job.
16:15If you think you have a weird job, raise your hand.
16:17Raise your hand if you have a weird job.
16:18What's your job?
16:19If you have a weird job.
16:20Yeah, if you have a weird job.
16:21Oh, it's not weird.
16:22Well, what is it?
16:22Dental Hygiene.
16:24Dental Hygiene?
16:25What's your name?
16:26Timmery.
16:27Timmery?
16:28Oh, you have a weird name.
16:29Come on out here.
16:41That's Timmery.
16:41She's a dental hygienist, right?
16:43Timmery?
16:43Timmery.
16:44Timmery.
16:45Yep.
16:45Child of the 60s, evidently.
16:47And you're going to sing a song to Timmery, the dental hygienist.
16:50But I'd like you to do it in the style of a gospel.
16:53So you're going to sing a gospel song to Timmery.
16:54Take it away whenever you're ready.
16:55I'd like to thank everybody for showing up today.
17:08Got a special sister with us.
17:10Her name is Timmery.
17:13She's kind of glimmery and shimmery.
17:15We're going to open up our books now to second Timmery.
17:17And read verses 7 through 8.
17:22I heard you.
17:32Now let me tell you about a girl in Timmery.
17:36She can fill your every cavity.
17:39Let me tell you, man, she's the best.
17:42What do you prescribe?
17:43You like crap?
17:44Hey!
17:45Now when she gets you in that chair, she'll say, this will hurt just a bit.
17:48She'll lead you to that little ball.
17:50She'll say, bend over and sit.
17:52Oh, baby, she will take you on a magic ride.
17:55When she gives your teeth that fluoride.
17:58Now, now, Timmery.
17:59Timmery.
18:00Timmery.
18:01Timmery.
18:02Timmery.
18:02Wee, wee, wee.
18:04She'll take you for your over, put the strap on and the needle.
18:08And administer an overcade.
18:10Oh, Lord, show your life.
18:13May God take back and bright.
18:14Oh, Timmery.
18:17Yeah.
18:19Timmery.
18:21Yeah, yeah.
18:22Thank you, Timmery.
18:31Timmery.
18:34Thank you very much, Timmery.
18:37Woo!
18:38Woo!
18:38Powerade.
18:42Hey, that's the way.
18:44We'll be right back with more Who's Lines of Anywhere.
18:46We're right here.
18:46Welcome back to Who's Lines of Anywhere.
18:53Brides runner, Jeff Davis.
18:55Jeff Davis is the winner of Jeff Hall.
18:58As punishment, the rest of us get to do a little thing for you called a hoedown.
19:02We're going to do a hoedown for you.
19:03Laura Hall on the piano.
19:04Laura Hall.
19:06So, what I mean for the audience is a suggestion of a really good place to go on vacation.
19:11Jersey.
19:11The beach.
19:12The beach.
19:13The beach.
19:14Okay.
19:14We're going to do a hoedown about the beach.
19:16Whenever you're ready, Laura Hall, take it away.
19:18The beach hoedown.
19:27When I was on a vacation, I took a trip to the beach.
19:31Because it was the only stretch of land that was within reach.
19:35Oh, man, it was great.
19:37You understand?
19:39When I went, I was as light as him.
19:41Now I'm a dark man.
19:42Well, I went to the beach last week.
19:48I really caused a panic.
19:50People jumping from their blankets, falling off their hammock.
19:54Man, they were yelling.
19:56They were screaming at me.
19:58I guess I shouldn't have worn my tiny thong bikini.
20:01I went to the beach because I'm really pale.
20:10I was skinny dipping with my pet, a great white whale.
20:13I was out in the sun too long.
20:15I got really sick.
20:17Boy, it was so horrible.
20:19I burnt my movie.
20:20I went to the beach with Drew and boy, was it fun.
20:33He took off his shirt and everybody else was done.
20:37We got a place there, apartment that we leased.
20:40He was being pushed in the water by some guys from Greenpeace.
20:44We'll be right back at the Who's Live.
20:52We're ready to do this.
20:56Hey, welcome back to Who's Live.
20:57It's a new way tonight.
20:58Colin, if you want to read the credits for tonight.
21:00Colin, I want to read the credits as the angry neighbor.
21:04You're going to be the angry neighbor.
21:05Thanks a lot for watching, everybody.
21:06Have a good night.
21:09Dan Patterson, Mark Levis, get off my lawn.
21:12I told you people before.
21:13I got your Jimmy Melville with you.
21:15Bruce Cowher, you pick up that dog and you clean up what he just did.
21:19There's Wayne Brady and Jeff Davis all over the place.
21:22Shut up!
21:23You shut up!
21:24I don't know.
21:25I'll make you shut up.
21:26I'm going to come down there and hit your Julie Rye and hustle.
21:30I just paid for that carpet.
21:33Who is it, honey?
21:34Don't you worry, dear.
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