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00:01Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:04Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, nothing up my sleeve,
00:07Wayne Brady.
00:08Pick a number between one and Chip Esten.
00:11Just say the magic words, Colin Rockery.
00:14And watch me pull a rabbit out of Ryan Style.
00:18I'm your host, Drew Gerrigman.
00:19Now it's House O'Clock.
00:25Hello.
00:27Hello, hello, hello.
00:30Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:32The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:34That's right, points are useless.
00:36Just like a degree from an online university.
00:38You know, you don't want to listen to me yapping all night.
00:41We're going to start the show with a game called
00:43Film, TV, and Theater Styles.
00:45This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne.
00:47They're going to act out a scene.
00:48I'm going to make them adopt different styles of film and TV.
00:51What I need from you guys is your favorite styles
00:54of television, film, or theater.
00:56Real world, okay.
01:00Real world.
01:01Barney.
01:02Barney.
01:03Masterpiece Theater.
01:04Masterpiece Theater.
01:05Masterpiece Theater.
01:06Crock Hunter.
01:07Crock Hunter.
01:08Anybody else?
01:11Latin American game show.
01:15Okay, okay, okay.
01:17That's plenty.
01:18We've got a lot.
01:19Okay, we're going to start.
01:20And what's going to happen is we're going to start out the scene normally,
01:22and then I'll buzz them in with these different styles that I choose.
01:25And the scene is, Colin, you're a witch hunter.
01:29And you are about to burn Ryan at the stake for being a witch.
01:33Ryan being a young woman.
01:35Wayne is her boyfriend.
01:37A farmer.
01:39A farmer who has come to plead for her life.
01:46So go ahead and start whenever you're ready.
01:48Are you ready to die for your crimes?
01:49I don't know why you tied me around a piece of meat.
01:53Because I'm hungry.
01:56Please.
01:57Please.
01:58Goody Proctor.
01:59I beg of you.
02:00Please do not burn the hair on my fair, beautiful maiden's head.
02:04Fair?
02:05Fair?
02:06Tis true.
02:08Look at her.
02:09Oh.
02:10Real world.
02:12Perhaps if she picked up her laundry, I would not be burning her.
02:17It's like this all the time.
02:22All Jebediah wants to do is burn people, man. Burn people.
02:36Beep.
02:37Masterpiece theater.
02:41Perhaps you can sway me from burning her if I does speak truly and clearly and make sense.
02:50Get me loose from the stick while he's not looking.
02:53Surely, my lady.
02:54For all I ask of you.
02:55Ow!
02:56Ow!
02:57Ow!
02:58I do see what you are doing.
02:59Oh, look!
03:04Latin American Game Show.
03:05A-ha!
03:06Telefone, c-de-da-da-da!
03:07Yes.
03:08Yes.
03:09It's a Gambia, full division.
03:10This is a beautiful witch.
03:11Yes.
03:12Yes.
03:13Yes.
03:14Yes.
03:15Yes.
03:16One and twelve.
03:17One and twelve.
03:18Positively.
03:19But your family is a witch.
03:20Yes.
03:21Yes.
03:22Yes.
03:23Yes.
03:24Yes.
03:25Yes.
03:26Yes.
03:27Yes.
03:28Yes.
03:29Yes.
03:30Yes.
03:31Yes.
03:32Yes.
03:33Yes.
03:34Uh, Barney.
03:39Why can't we all just get along?
03:43She's a witch, that is that.
03:47She's a witch, Barney's on fire.
03:49Stop dropping rolls.
03:51Oh my goodness, got fire in the hole.
04:01Crocodile Hunter.
04:02Right, now we've got him down.
04:04Let's get on top of him and see what he's got on here.
04:07Right, don't let him bite you.
04:09One bite from those teeth could both fail him.
04:12Right, come back here.
04:13Right, come back here.
04:15Thank you very much.
04:26Man, I didn't see, uh, I didn't see Wayne Brady crawl on the floor like that
04:29since he was trying to be more physical than Colin.
04:31That's my goal, man.
04:33That was great.
04:34A thousand points apiece, that was really great.
04:35Uh, let's go on to a game called Duet.
04:37This is for Chip and Wayne, with up a Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, Laura Hall, Linda Taylor.
04:43Now, what I need for the audience is I need, uh, from this section right behind me,
04:47uh, shout out a name of a household appliance.
04:50Toast.
04:50Toast.
04:52Dishwash, dishwasher.
04:53Let's do dishwasher.
04:54Uh, you guys are gonna do a jitterbug song about a dishwasher.
04:59That's what I said, jitterbug song about the, you know, I'm just reading the cards and I'll
05:02sit back and enjoy it.
05:03And take it away whenever you're ready.
05:10Hey, Chip!
05:11What is it, daddy-o?
05:13Those clothes are dirty!
05:16Well, then I guess I'll put them in my dishwasher.
05:19No, cat, you're talking crazy now.
05:23Here we go!
05:25Now, let me tell you something.
05:27My feelings weren't hurt.
05:27I went outside and I rolled in the dirt.
05:30So what could I do?
05:31I gotta get a dishwasher too.
05:34I got so dirty that I looked like a hag.
05:36Put my clothes in my old Mac tag.
05:38Put a little powder in and turn the dial.
05:40My clothes will be real clean in a while.
05:42They're clean.
05:43Dish, dish, dish.
05:45Dish, dish, dish.
05:46Dish, dish, dish.
05:46Dish, dish.
05:47Dish, dish.
06:00Dish, dish.
06:11Dish, dish.
06:11Now, look at you.
06:12Don't get your feelings hurt.
06:14Make-ups on you.
06:14You need to clean that shirt.
06:15Ha-ha! Whatcha gonna use?
06:18Well, one thing's crazy, one thing's great
06:22A dishwasher just won't clean your plate at all
06:24I'll clean your shirt, daddy-o
06:25You know it will
06:26Because we got it made, who needs Cascade?
06:31Ooh, we got it made, who needs Cascade?
06:35Ooh, we got it made, who needs Cascade?
06:45Oh, shit, it's just done
06:49Oh, man
06:50It's a dishwasher, not a washing machine
06:55That was like some crazy, out-of-control gap ad
07:00Kacky, kacky!
07:05Springtime!
07:06Well, you know, a thousand points apiece for finally catching on that you said clothes in the dishwasher
07:10And it fixed it at the end of the song, that was really quick to go, whoa, whoa
07:15Let's go on to a game called Song Titles
07:18This is for all four of you
07:19No, no, no, no, no
07:21Point and chip, you're gonna start a scene
07:21But they can only speak in song titles
07:24Not phrases from a song, words from a song, but titles of a song
07:29I'll be very picky with the buzzer
07:30And when one of them goes wrong, the other guy will take the place
07:33Kind of a little contest we have so you can save it for the longest
07:35Also a real good party game called Song Titles
07:37The scene is you are at an emergency room
07:40You're in an emergency room
07:41You can only speak in song titles
07:43Go ahead
07:43Help!
07:45Sue, Sue Sudio
07:46Dr. Feelgood
07:51Icky, breaky heart
07:55Billy, don't be a hero
08:02Help!
08:04Back to life
08:11Oops, I did it again
08:19Take another little piece of my heart
08:29Oh, Canada
08:31Have you ever been mellow?
08:38The sound of silence
08:45I want to hold your hand
08:49She loves me
08:52Bye, bye, bye
09:03Teen angel
09:06Stairway to heaven
09:08I shot the shadow
09:11Doctor, doctor
09:15Yellow submarine
09:19I only have eyes for you
09:24Simply the best
09:29I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
09:33All right, that was great
09:39We're going to go see a commercial right now
09:41We'll be right back with more
09:42Hugh's Liners at Anyway
09:42Don't go away
09:43Welcome back to Hugh's Liners at Anyway
09:50The show where everything's made up
09:53And the points don't exist
09:54That's right, the points do not exist
09:56They're like a real lesbian in a lesbian chat room
09:59Don't ask me how I know that
10:02I just do
10:05Now, let's go on to a game called Party Quirks
10:07This is for everybody
10:07Chip
10:08Chip's going to be hosting a party
10:11Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are going to be the guests
10:13But each of them are going to have a strange, quicker identity
10:15Chip, why don't you come on down here
10:16We wrote what they're going to have on these cards here
10:18They've never seen these cards before
10:19And you're going to start the party
10:20And I'll bring them in one at a time
10:22With the doorbell
10:22Try to guess who they are, okay?
10:24Yeah, I'm just having a party
10:25No, no, I haven't met any of them
10:27Just found them all on the internet
10:28I'm sure they'll be perfectly normal
10:35Gotta go
10:35Oh, come on in
10:38Ooh, craft services
10:39Hi, I'm having a party
10:44I'm sure they'll be here soon
10:46You make yourself happy with the crackers
10:52Come on in
10:53Come on in
10:54I've been waiting for you for so long
10:55Excuse me
10:56Come on in
11:03I don't know if you've met Coco
11:05That's no good
11:17That's no good at all
11:18I demand you do something else in the scene
11:21I demand it
11:22You can play Twister
11:26I don't know, okay
11:27Oh, come on in
11:28Come on in
11:28What's going on?
11:29How's it going?
11:29Not too much
11:30How are you?
11:30Pretty good
11:31Listen, where can I get you?
11:46Is there anything you'd like?
11:48Yes
11:48His job
11:49Well, you're not going to get it
11:52Because you're just an understudy
11:53Yes, close enough
11:54Oh, some nuts
12:01Are you dating a chocolate bunny?
12:10All right
12:11All right
12:17I got my eye on you, all right?
12:18Don't steal the silverware
12:19And don't steal second
12:20Don't steal home
12:24It says here for Colin
12:33That he has brought a date
12:34Covered in chocolate body paint
12:36And he's licking it off
12:37Oh, yes, I remember
12:39A thousand points
12:40For all the memories
12:41You brought back for me
12:42Now let's go on to a game
12:45Called Greatest Hits
12:46This is for everybody
12:46With Apple Laura Hall
12:47And Piano Linda Taylor and Guitar
12:48These guys are going to be
12:54TV commercial pitchmen
12:55Talking about the latest compilation album
12:57They're trying to sell
12:57And Wayne and Chip
12:58Are going to try to sing
12:59Little parts of the songs
13:00That these guys are going to make up titles for
13:02And what I need from the audience
13:03Is a suggestion of
13:05What you wanted to be
13:05When you grew up
13:06Cowboy
13:07Cowboy
13:08Cowboy
13:09Cowboy
13:11Cowboy
13:11Cowboy
13:12Okay, let's hear
13:13Songs of the Cowboy
13:15Hi
13:17We'll be back to the Heidi Fleiss story
13:19What Lies Beneath
13:20In just a moment
13:20But first
13:22Have we got a deal for you
13:23From the early days
13:26Of the American West
13:27Well, pretty much only then
13:28We had cowboys
13:29But there are such mythic figures
13:32That from countless eons
13:34After we have made music
13:35Celebrating them
13:36Doing what they did best
13:38Being boys around cows
13:40And other things
13:41They're songs about cowboys
13:44As a matter of fact
13:4743 songs on two CDs
13:48Including that great, great
13:50Early vaudeville hit
13:52Simply titled
13:53Ding
13:55Now someday when you are relaxing
14:14And you need something
14:16In your jaw
14:18When you're a cowboy like me
14:21You have no choice
14:23But to chaw and chaw
14:24You might think that I'm wacky
14:28Cause all day that cuspidor sings
14:31But when I am chewing tobacco
14:34I always gotta say
14:37Ding
14:37Like this
14:38Moves
14:40Ding
14:40Moves
14:41Ding
14:42Moves
14:43Ding
14:44Yee-haw
14:45Ding
14:45Moves
14:46Ding
14:47To Becky
14:48Hey
14:48And if you call right now
14:59We'll answer
15:00I don't think you really need to yell
15:04Well that's exciting
15:06Alright
15:06You know I'm a child of the 60s
15:08No really
15:10Oh
15:10The later 60s
15:13Mostly 60s
15:15And one of my favorite singing duos
15:17Was Simon and Garfunkel
15:18And they did some great cowboy related hits
15:21And their top one
15:22Their bestseller
15:23The Sounds of Stirrups
15:25Well there's a man
15:34I seen him on his same little horse
15:36And he's coming at me
15:38How's he gonna ride me
15:40He'll be in his saddle
15:42And I hear him
15:43And know that I'm out of luck
15:45Because when he goes
15:46Zip, zip
15:47That's the sound of stirrups
15:50Well that horse is so small
15:52That I might think it's phony
15:54It's not really a horse
15:56It's really more of a pony
15:58I think it's sad
16:01That all the noise is shagging
16:03And my poor boots are dragging
16:06In the stirrups
16:09I didn't know that stirrups
16:13Even really made a sound
16:15I had no clue
16:18Well stirrups make a sound
16:21When your stirrups
16:22Are dragging on the ground
16:25I'm going solo
16:27Boy
16:38That really takes me back
16:41To a time before I was born
16:43Yeah
16:43One style of music
16:47I've always been into
16:48Is the rap
16:50Oh
16:50I watch W to WF
16:52He is great
16:53No, the music
16:56The rap music
16:57Oh, the rap
16:57Yes, the rap
16:59You said the rock
16:59And you know
16:59One of the first groups
17:00That really burst into the scene
17:01Was Run DMC
17:02Oh, run, run
17:03Oh
17:03And this is one of their
17:05Greatest cowboy hits
17:06You yellow-bellied
17:07Lily-livered
17:08Ooh, m****
17:09Yeah
17:14I'm the king
17:21Now you better understand this
17:24Understand now
17:25I am a boy
17:26And I like to roll cows
17:27You are a coward
17:28You can't beat me
17:29So how you wanna mess
17:31With Run DMC
17:32Yeah, boy
17:33What's up in the house
17:35Where my dog's at?
17:39Yeah, we're all afraid
17:42Cause you know who we are
17:43Y'all step back
17:45When we step in the bar
17:46You think you're scary
17:47You're just kinda hairy
17:48But if you go me
17:49Well, then we'll just call you married
17:50Because you understand that
17:52Man, I'm gonna give up
17:53You are yellow-bellied-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-living-l
18:23All right, hey, we're going to see you from the show right now.
18:25Welcome back for the Winner Awards on
18:27Who Binds It Anyway?
18:28What's going on a way?
18:33Welcome back to Who Binds It Anyway?
18:35The winners for tonight are all these lives.
18:37It's a three-way tie. How about that?
18:39And, Wayne, it's a four-way tie.
18:41Yeah, right. Four-way tie.
18:44Uh, what we're going to do for you tonight,
18:45we're going to do a hoedown with the help of Laura Hall
18:47on the piano. Thank you, Laura.
18:49And, uh, what I read from the audience
18:52is a suggestion of something that would change your life.
18:55Plastic surgery.
18:57Plastic surgery. Let's try that.
18:58Let's try the plastic surgery hoedown.
19:02Whenever you're ready, take it away to Laura Hall.
19:11Oh, once I was so ugly, I really did look nasty
19:15Until I saw the doctor and I got rhinoplasty
19:18I went back and I went back
19:20I didn't know when to stop
19:22You might not recognize me
19:23I was the king of pop
19:29Well, one thing I always thought wasn't really for me
19:32was the thought of plastic surgery.
19:36But let me tell you, brother,
19:38let me tell you, Jim,
19:39before I had my face done, I used to look like him.
19:43My plastic surgeon gave me a face that is so new.
19:57And he also threw in a hair transplant, too.
20:01Oh, it was really wonderful the people made a crack
20:04because they got all the hair from Drew Carey's back.
20:07I went to the doctor. I thought it was funny.
20:10What I wanted to do cost a lot of money.
20:12He did it right away and never made a fuss.
20:18I took some of the inches from my feet and put them on my penis.
20:33We'll be right back with our Who's Lines right over this.
20:46Hey, welcome back to Who's Lines and Anyway.
20:49Tonight we're going to have Colin read the credits for you.
20:51Colin, tonight you're going to read the credits as a jilted bride left at the altar
20:55being comforted by your bridesmaids.
20:57Anyway, we'll see you next time. Thanks for watching.
21:00That damn Dan Patterson, he used me and just spit me out.
21:06I'm going to sleep with everyone now I ever met.
21:09Tom Park, maybe, Daddy Breen, Drew Carey, but I don't care.
21:14How could he leave me on the best thing that ever happened to him?
21:17Steven Bloom, Rod and Wes, none of them care.
21:21I loved him more than anybody.
21:24Oh, Alex Walton, he really loved me.
21:27He would have married me.
21:28George Harvey, you all look fat.
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