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00:01Good evening, everybody.
00:02Welcome to Who Blind Is It Anyway?
00:04On tonight's show, whipping up a storm,
00:06Greg Proops.
00:07Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain,
00:09Wayne Brady.
00:10Experiencing a cold front, Colin Moffrey.
00:13And hailstones the size of golf balls,
00:15Ryan Stiles.
00:17I'm your host, Drew Carey.
00:19Come balance out some fun.
00:25Hello.
00:27Thank you very much.
00:29Welcome to Who Blind Is It Anyway?
00:31The show where everything's made up
00:32and the points don't matter.
00:33Yep, the points are useless.
00:34Just like an L.A. Clippers ticket.
00:37So what we're going to do for you tonight
00:38is these guys are going to come up
00:39and make everything up for you right on the spot.
00:41Then we give them points, but the points don't mean a thing.
00:43We pick a fake winner at the end,
00:44just somebody who we want to win.
00:45And the winner gets to do a little something special with me
00:47at the end of the show.
00:48Yeah.
00:51It's great because, you know,
00:52I don't even hear the screams anymore.
00:56So we're going to get started.
00:57Let's play a game called Super Heroes.
00:58You ready?
00:59No.
01:00Okay, it's called Super Heroes.
01:01So if three of you come up.
01:04You're all going to act out a scene as unlikely superheroes.
01:06Greg, you're going to start.
01:07And then Ryan and Colin Wayne are going to come in
01:09and they're each going to give each other their superhero name
01:11as they come in.
01:12And what we need for Greg is the name of an unlikely superhero.
01:16What?
01:18Super Scooper.
01:20Super Scooper?
01:22Yeah.
01:23I don't know.
01:24I just like that one.
01:25That's pretty good.
01:26And what's the big crisis that's happening in the world today?
01:29What?
01:30Too many doggy landmines.
01:31Too many doggy landmines.
01:32So there's too many doggy landmines, Super Scooper.
01:37What are we going to do?
01:38Yes.
01:39In a world of poop, there's just one Prooper.
01:52The Pooper Scooper.
01:55I'd better check my world crisis monitor.
01:58Great leaping doggymines.
02:01There's a load of doo-doo out there.
02:04I hope my super friends arrive soon.
02:06Sorry, I'm late.
02:07I didn't do...
02:08Oh, what is that?
02:10Here.
02:11Sorry about that.
02:12I meant to warn you about that one.
02:13I'd like to leave one around just to make things tough.
02:15Gotcha.
02:16Thank gracious you're here, drill Sergeant Boy.
02:20Sorry that I'm late today.
02:23It's all right.
02:24You're late today.
02:25Stepped in poo.
02:26Hey, hey, hey.
02:27I'll scrape it off.
02:28That's okay.
02:29Get down on the cob.
02:30Scoop up 20.
02:31Scoop up 20.
02:32Scoop up, scoop up, scoop up.
02:34There's a crisis.
02:35There's too many doggy landmines.
02:36Sorry I'm late.
02:37I just stepped in a poodle.
02:39Thank God you're here, wet t-shirt contest boy.
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03:19You'll call that a commercial that's not a commercial kick that leg out three more times
03:25What's the pool?
03:28There's too many doggy landmines got that kid. Well, I don't know what we're gonna do about it
03:34I'll go get some khaki. I'll see you later
03:44Oh
03:49Where are you from? Oh, sir? Only two things come out of Idaho. What's that sir? Potatoes and
03:54more potatoes
03:57Thank goodness that crisis is all it's solved. I've got to get to my cat box with the strainer. See you next time
04:11Hey, I'll give you a thousand points apiece just for the zippers on your pants
04:14What's that about it's my tribute to Michael
04:19Oh
04:29Man, you should all get zippers on her pants if Wayne's gonna have zippers on his pants. They don't let me around zippers
04:33Here's my tribute to La Toya
04:35Let's go to La Toya
04:37Just getting a shot out of that
04:43Just getting a shot out of that
04:45Oh
04:47She's not a little toy. I just sit at home. I think I'll watch some booze live tonight
04:51Okay, we're gonna do a game called film TV and theater styles
05:00This is for Ryan Colin and Wayne and what they're gonna do is they're gonna act out a scene for you
05:03But they're gonna have to adapt different styles of television or film or theater type things that the audience is gonna supply
05:10So audience if you come up with some film styles theater styles TV styles you can give me and I'll write them down
05:17Soap opera I got
05:20Lucy
05:23Musical 50s musical gotcha
05:27porno
05:30Marionette martial arts
05:32Barney
05:34Dirty dancing
05:35Oh, I thought you said dirty Nancy
05:38Okay, that's a that's enough
05:40Okay, now they're gonna start with the scene is normal and I'll buzz in with the styles and have to get started
05:44Ryan you're an Android from the future
05:48And you have come back to warn hot dog vendor Colin the chosen one
05:54That evil Android Wayne is on a mission to kill him
05:56So go ahead and start and I'll buzz in with the styles if you get started
06:02Hot dogs hot dogs take a hot dog
06:05May I have one of your tasty pork tubeage?
06:13How about a hot dog?
06:14That would be fine
06:16Hey
06:17I love Lucy how many times I gotta tell you don't be putting
06:27it's making me sick sick I tell you Rick
06:34I am here to eliminate you you sorry sorry
06:42uh soap opera you you are the chosen one after I went down in that plane and
06:51grenade and my twin sister turned out to be my twin brother Jethro I knew that I
06:55had to come back to get from you to kill you to get the child that is really me
06:59I'm your brother I should have warned you about him I'm pregnant
07:06Barney I'm going to kill you run from me I'm going to take you to the future
07:15you'll see with a gun wait a minute how can you take him to the future Barney is
07:23that possible huh theoretically martial arts film are you gonna come
07:32willingly oh you've only gotten one of my hearts prepare stand aside I'll use
07:44these wieners as nunchucks
07:47fifties musical sorry about that didn't mean to hit you with the wiener
08:02he's okay hey are you coming with me are you staying with him because you gotta
08:07choose
08:19thank you thank you thank you that was great hey don't go away we'll be right
08:24back with more who's line is it anyway welcome back to who's line is it anyway the second
08:39most popular show on ABC where the title asks a rhetorical question let's play a
08:46game called hats this is for all four of you Colin or Ryan come get a box of hats
08:49now the idea is this game is go back and forth as quick as you can and make up as
08:59many examples as possible of the world's worst dating service video world's worst
09:04dating service videotape start with Colin or Ryan whenever you guys are ready
09:08it's a footlong
09:15I'm into safe sex
09:21I'm the frog formerly known as Prince
09:26Giddy up
09:31sometimes I'm cold sometimes I'm hot but right now I'm just right
09:46ah yes little Puritan you'll want to give thanks after
09:54I don't want to know why they call me the rock
10:04all the better to eat you with
10:15baby hungry
10:21what are you laughing at soldier
10:34there I blow
10:39I'm into the B-52s
10:49as a police officer from San Francisco
10:55thank you very much 50,000 points apiece wow yeah I can go a little overboard tonight because I'm using I can't believe they're not points
11:02a lot less filling than regular point let's play a game now called greatest hits this is for Colin Ryan Wayne with Laura Hall
11:09thanks for
11:11I'm sorry
11:12Colin and Ryan are TV pitchmen talking about the latest compilation album and Wayne is gonna try and sing little bits of the songs that these guys are gonna be
11:16very familiar with and just to uh, thank you very much
11:18thank you very much 50,000 points apiece
11:20thank you very much 50,000 points apiece
11:22wow yeah I can go a little overboard tonight cause I'm using I can't believe they're not points
11:24a lot less filling than regular points
11:25let's play a game now called greatest hits this is for Colin Ryan Wayne with Laura Hall
11:28thank you very much
11:30this is for Colin Ryan Wayne with Laura Hall
11:32and Wayne Wayne with Laura Hall
11:33Colin and Ryan are uh TV pitchmen talking about the latest compilation album
11:35album and Wayne is going to try and sing little bits of the songs that these guys are going to
11:39make up for him. They're going to make up titles and styles of songs for him to do. Now what I
11:43need for the audience is a profession in which you wear a uniform. Clown. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
11:51wait. Scoutmaster. So the name of your album is Songs of the Scoutmaster. Take it away whenever
12:00you're ready. We'll be right back to our scheduled documentary, X-Men, Story of
12:06Transsexuals in just a second. But first, have we got a deal for you? Hey, Carl, are those badges
12:12you're wearing? Why, yes, they are, Ryan. Good of you to notice. I got them from Scoutmaster Jim.
12:16You were a Cub Scout? Sure. I would have never thought that. Yeah. Well, Carl, this one here
12:23looks like a two-CD set. What could that mean? Why, that means we have a special deal for you
12:28offering a two-CD set, Songs of the Scoutmaster. As you know, I grew up on a little island
12:38called Jamaica. Until I had to leave because of a horrible dreadlock accident. I still can't
12:49talk about it. It's okay, man. Thank you for that. But when I was there, I listened to the music of
13:01Jimmy Cliff. And one of my favorite Jimmy Cliff songs was the wonderful Be Prepared Because I Don't Know What's Going On.
13:11I want to tell you something now. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Now you think you come on this trip, it's a joke. Your legs start scratching, you're in poison oak. Oh, you trying to scream, see what I mean? But I was the smart one, I brought back tea. Oh, I always come prepared.
13:40Yeah. Yeah. I always come prepared. Now, now. He was running, didn't catch a hint, fell off of a canyon, he didn't have a splint. Now, now, his leg, just look it, he fell 50 feet. Now he walking like this, it's crooked. He wasn't prepared. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he wasn't prepared.
14:03I was. Hey, hey. Now, you see, when you prepared, there's no disaster that you can't face when you're a big scoutmaster. Oh, listen to me as a scoutmaster get down. I think it's good, but I'd rather be a clown. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
14:33That's intense. Hey, how much would you pay for a two CD album like this? Well, I work for the company, so I just grab all the free ones. Oh, I'm sorry, $35.95. That's right.
14:44You know, Colin, you may like that kind of music, but I like to listen to the music that I heard growing up. Electric blues.
14:51Really? Yes. And none is more popular than that hit that was on the top of the charts for 15 weeks, It's a Bear. You're on your own.
14:59Woo! I want to welcome everybody out to the Shady Lane Forest. I'm about to bust it down for y'all one time. Oh, don't turn around. Ha, ha.
15:14Now, listen to me something while I'm smoking on the stogie. Oh, my goodness, turn around. That sure ain't yogi. It's a bear. Yeah, it's a bear.
15:23Now, let me tell you something. Bears are big. I don't like. They might bite you, especially if they're from the Klondike. I don't do it. I don't dare. Turn around. It's big. It's furry. And it's a bear. Hey, it's a bear. And you're on your own.
15:39While you're getting eaten, I'm going to take my butt home. It's a bear. Yeah. And you're on your own. Yeah. Now, what's that sound? That's you screaming. Screaming when the bear tears you, tears you ribs of all your hair.
15:53It's a bear. It's a bear. Yeah. And you're on your own. See you later. Ha, ha, ha. Woo!
16:03You know, Colin, I like to go out in the country sometimes myself. I go for once in a while to a bluegrass festival where everybody lays on the grass, relaxes, and listens to that beautiful music. And none more is more beautiful. I'm a little...
16:17I guess you didn't get a badge for speaking.
16:19Ha, ha.
16:23You know, you may love that bluegrass crap.
16:26And I do.
16:27Ha, ha, yeah.
16:27But me, I'm a rocker.
16:29You are?
16:29Well, mostly.
16:32Sometimes.
16:33And one of my favorite bands is Limp Bizkit.
16:37It is.
16:37Is it indeed?
16:38It is.
16:39Which I remember that nickname and...
16:42Well, anyway.
16:42One of my favorite Scoutmaster songs that they do, of course, is Killer Jamboree.
16:50Let me tell you something.
17:00What, what?
17:01Come on, come on.
17:02Now, I did it all for the Scoutmaster.
17:04The Scoutmaster.
17:05The Scoutmaster.
17:06I did it all for the Scoutmaster.
17:08The Scoutmaster.
17:09The Scoutmaster.
17:10Well, you gotta listen to something.
17:12So what does it see?
17:13What the hell is a jamboree?
17:15Let me tell you something.
17:16Man, that's smothering.
17:17It's where the Scoutmaster gatherin'.
17:19All the come and they want to roast marshmallows.
17:22All the Scouts sittin' there and the good fellas.
17:24Understand?
17:24What can I do?
17:25What can I see for the jamboree?
17:27The jamboree.
17:28The jamboree.
17:29I did that clap for the jamboree.
17:31The jamboree.
17:32The jamboree.
17:33You know you can't take that away from me.
17:36The jamboree.
17:36The jamboree.
17:37I did that clap for the jamboree.
17:40The jamboree.
17:41The jamboree.
17:41You can't take these badges away from me.
17:47Okay, we're going to see a commercial.
17:51Come back, find out who the winner is on Who's Line Is There Anyway?
17:53Don't go away.
17:59Welcome back to Who's Line Is There Anyway?
18:01Tonight's winner is Wayne Brady.
18:03Wayne Brady's the winner tonight.
18:04How about that?
18:07You get to sit there in my warm sticky seat.
18:09We're going to do a game for you called World's Worst.
18:12And we come up with examples of the world's worst whatever.
18:15It's in the envelope there.
18:16Wayne, what's the world's worst thing we're coming up with?
18:18The world's worst person to be stranded on a desert isle.
18:21With...
18:22Hi, Al Gore, Drew Carey.
18:30Okay, one more time.
18:31Oh, hidey-dide, hidey-dide, hidey-dide, hidey-dide, hidey-dide.
18:39Look, there's a plane.
18:40Let's hide.
18:45And here's my Ernest Borknight.
18:47Hide.
18:54Thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand.
18:56Olly, olly, out's in free.
18:58Oh, you're there.
18:59Oh, you're there.
19:01No, I don't know where the others are.
19:13So I said to Regis, I'm leaving the show.
19:22I'm Nicky, uh-uh, I'm Nicky, uh-uh, I'm Nicky, uh-uh, I'm Nicky, Nicky.
19:26And now the poetry of Alfred Lord Tennyson.
19:32Half a league, half a league, half a league onward.
19:35Into the valley of death rode the 500.
19:37Forward through shopping shell.
19:39As Horson hit a...
19:41Well, if you don't want to hit it, you don't have to be rude.
19:43And then I did a movie called Geppetto.
19:51This movie was...
19:52Oh, I'm sorry.
19:58That has to be in the form of a question.
20:00I made a thong out of bamboo.
20:16Shark!
20:17No, I'm kidding.
20:17Go back in.
20:18Go back in.
20:19Shark!
20:25I cut up the rubber raft and made a woman.
20:27Okay, we'll be right back with more
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20:34We're going to be best.
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20:42Welcome back to Who's Vibes in Anyway?
20:43Tonight we're going to end the show
20:44with someone to read your credits.
20:45I'm excited that someone should be.
20:47Ryan Stiles and Greg Proops.
20:49I want you to read your credits tonight
20:50as two B-list celebrities hosting a PBS pledge night.
20:54Take it away.
20:55We'll see you again next time, folks.
20:56Thanks for watching.
20:57Hi, I'm Randy Manchin.
21:01You might remember me from Emergency.
21:03Hi, I'm Drew Carey.
21:04I had two shows on the air at one time.
21:06Oh, those were great days.
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21:14Just send whatever you can.
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