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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04On tonight's show, Cinema Bag, Wayne Grady, Rollover, Jeff Davis,
00:09your boy, Colin Mochrie, and Fanta, White Star!
00:15And your host, Gary, come on, let's have some fun.
00:25Hi, everybody.
00:30I thank you for that applause, and my agents, thank you for that applause.
00:33Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up,
00:36and the points don't matter.
00:37That's right, the points are like the part of the Victoria's Secret catalog
00:39where they sell the pants.
00:43We've got a lot of show to get to.
00:45Let's get started with a game called Remote Control.
00:47This is for everybody who wants to come up here and line up.
00:50Before we get going, let's have a suggestion for a type of barnyard animal.
00:53Chicken.
00:54Chicken.
00:55Chicken, chicken, chicken.
00:57What's going to happen in this game is I'm going to pretend I'm watching television,
00:59and I'm flicking between the channels, and the performers are each going to be a channel.
01:03Wayne, you are South Park.
01:07Jeff, you are a TV evangelist.
01:09Colin, you're a game show network.
01:12The game show network.
01:12And Ryan, you're the Jerry Springer Show.
01:14And they're all going to be talking about the same thing, chickens.
01:22So, take it away, Wayne, you're going to start with.
01:24Wayne, hey, I love to eat chicken.
01:27I like chicken when I get up in the morning.
01:29I like chicken or scallopies.
01:31Yeah, I like chicken, but chicken don't make me fat.
01:34Chicken make me big bones.
01:36Ryan.
01:36So, you figure it's just okay to go out and get laid.
01:39Is that what you're saying?
01:41I said,
01:41Jack!
01:42Jack!
01:43Jack!
01:44Jack!
01:45Now, listen here, chicken.
01:46This is a chicken that has been stricken and not able to fly.
01:48I'm going to heal you, chicken.
01:50And you are going to be able to fly.
01:52But you have to fly by faith, chicken.
01:57Colin.
01:58Oh, I'm sorry you didn't cluck in the form of a question.
02:02Wait.
02:04Now, now, children.
02:06There's enough chicken for everyone to go around.
02:08Just grab the chicken and bring it on into the school.
02:10Well, I don't like chicken that much.
02:12Ain't that bridesmaid, Mr. Hat?
02:13That's right.
02:13Chicken must die.
02:14Chicken must die.
02:16Jack!
02:17Open your books to Chickamaia, chapter 2, verse 3.
02:21And the Lord said unto the chickens of Israel,
02:23Thou hast befouled the earth.
02:27Ryan!
02:28Jerry, I've been plucking that chicken two years now.
02:32My wife didn't even know about it.
02:35Colin!
02:36Wheel of poultry!
02:39All right, Mr. Ryan!
02:42And now for my final thought.
02:48Colin!
02:49I'm sorry.
02:50The answer was cluck gobble.
02:52Cluck gobble.
02:53Gone with the wind.
02:53All right!
02:55Wait!
02:56I like chicken figasi, chicken breast, chicken ham bone,
03:00a little bit of chicken soup, chicken meal, chicken broad,
03:04chicken ice cream, chicken cake.
03:06Oh, yeah.
03:07I like chicken cheesy poo sometimes.
03:08But I really don't like that.
03:09I like chicken steak, chicken meal, chicken potpourri,
03:17but only on Wednesdays.
03:18And sometimes when Kyle comes over, his mom will let him eat chicken,
03:21because Kyle's mom is a big!
03:24She's a big fat!
03:25I mean, that was fantastic.
03:39Of course, you know, this is not a game show.
03:40The points don't matter.
03:41But tonight, $100 bills.
03:43Everybody wins a game.
03:44Wang, you're the winner.
03:45$100 bill, it's you.
03:46There you go.
03:46$100 bill.
03:55It's real!
03:56Let me see.
03:57It's actually real!
03:58Let me see that.
03:59It's a real $100 bill.
04:00$100 bill, everyone wins a game.
04:02It's going to be my little country.
04:03It's not a real $100 bill.
04:04Okay, let's go on to a game called Let's Make a Date.
04:12This is for all four of you.
04:13Jeff is going to be appearing on a dating-type show.
04:15Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are contestants hoping to be picked by Jeff,
04:18but they're not the kind of people you'd expect,
04:20because we gave each of them a different characteristic
04:22or identity.
04:22It's on these cards here.
04:23Never saw the cards before.
04:25And Jeff, we're going to question them
04:26and try to guess who they are.
04:29Yes, I cannot wait for you, Colin.
04:31Colin is so happy right now, I just can't tell you.
04:38Cannot wait.
04:39Oh!
04:39This is going to be great.
04:41Uh, oh my God.
04:42Go ahead, Jeff.
04:44Hello, bachelors!
04:46Oh, hi.
04:46Okay.
04:47Hello.
04:49I'm glad you...
04:50Bachelor number one.
05:01That's the number one.
05:13That's the number one.
05:14It's all good to see you.
05:16It's great to see you sing
05:17because I know that I want to date you to the very end.
05:20Strangely enough, you answered my question
05:31and I didn't even have to ask it.
05:33Bachelor number two.
05:34Mm-hmm.
05:35I have expensive tastes.
05:36Where would you take me on a first date?
05:38Wait a sec.
05:39Wait a sec.
05:46Okay, I'm ready.
05:47Okay.
05:50They say it could never happen between us.
05:55They said it's all wrong.
06:10Can I get something here?
06:13Can I get a little emotion?
06:15Just a little...
06:16I'll be in my trailer.
06:20Bachelor number three.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I don't like Bachelor number two
06:24because on our first date
06:25he's going to kiss other men.
06:26Uh-huh.
06:28Where would you take me on our first date?
06:30Well, I'm not going to take you
06:32or hoe you back, are you?
06:37Whoa.
06:40Let me tell you,
06:41you are a slice of something special.
06:44Yeah, you're really good.
06:45Oh, you get a pee.
06:47Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
06:49Kiss, kiss, kiss.
06:52I enjoyed the kiss.
06:56King.
07:00Back to Bachelor number one.
07:01Bachelor number one,
07:02you don't seem like you talk a lot.
07:04What words would you woo me with?
07:07Yes, I really love you.
07:08We could have a ball.
07:10We could make love,
07:10and you can mutt me on your wall.
07:12Wow.
07:31Bachelor number two.
07:33I'm not looking forward to scene 51.
07:35Yeah.
07:42Never mind.
07:43Bachelor number three.
07:43No!
07:44No!
07:45No!
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:48No!
07:49No!
07:50No!
07:51No!
07:52No!
07:53No!
07:54No!
07:55No!
07:56No!
07:57No!
07:58No!
07:59No!
08:00No!
08:01No!
08:02No!
08:03No!
08:04No!
08:05No!
08:06No!
08:09Chef, have you any idea
08:13who the hell they are?
08:14I have some idea.
08:15Uh, I believe, uh...
08:16Anybody want to mints before you enter their mints?
08:19Pass those down.
08:20Anybody want to pass those down?
08:21I believe Wayne is, uh,
08:22I don't know the name,
08:23but that bass you mount on the wall and see?
08:25Whoa!
08:31Uh, Bachelor number two,
08:32Colin is a movie actor who kisses everybody in every scene that he's in.
08:36Kind of close enough. Yeah, he has to kiss everyone.
08:40And Ryan was a whole row of death row inmates or prison inmates.
08:45Yeah, exciting to see Colin.
08:46Yeah, definitely.
08:47Thank you very much.
08:56Colin.
08:58Colin.
09:00Another $100, everybody.
09:01Thanks.
09:02Yeah, thanks.
09:02Come on.
09:13That's just dirty money now.
09:17How bad you want it, Macri?
09:19Come on.
09:20Get your dirty money.
09:21He's just really nice.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Poor dude.
09:25Man.
09:26I don't think the tongue was necessary, but I think.
09:29I'm in love with a Canadian man.
09:32Just when he thought Will and Grace was the gayest show on TV.
09:41Along comes Whose Line Is It In.
09:42All right, we're all right, we're all right, we're all right, we're all right, we're all right, we're all right.
09:47We're all right, we're all right, we're all right.
09:48Let's go.
09:48I don't know.
09:55Thank you, thank you very much.
09:56We'll be right back when you know Whose Line Is It In.
09:57Whatever this, don't go away.
09:58welcome back to whose line is it anyway the show that pays people just to goof around
10:08that's right the points don't matter but the hundred dollar bills sure do
10:12let's keep the show going with a game called sound effects this is for ryan and colin why
10:18why don't you come up here ryan and colin let me go over here
10:20hi how are you hi what's your name what is it charlene nice to meet you charlene what's your
10:29name charlene michelle why don't you come on down here charlene and michelle
10:33here you go here's a microphone for you and a microphone for you now what's going to happen
10:54charlene and michelle so you're going to do a scene with ryan and colin are going to do a scene first
10:58so you're going to do the sound effects for the scene for them charlene you're going to do the
11:01sound effects for colin and michelle you're going to do the sound effects for ryan it's going to be
11:05really fun you get to be part of the show you're going to be great uh the scene is ryan is a husband
11:09and colin is his heavily pregnant wife
11:11you're at an amusement park when colin suddenly goes into labor and has to get to the hospital
11:19you're at an amusement park when you go into labor and you have to get to the hospital
11:21you guys are doing the sound effects take it away whenever you're ready
11:24empty
11:27maybe this one
11:30oh there's gum in there yeah
11:39how are you you know i maybe if we do a little more walking it'll get the process going let's go
11:47on the roller coaster that would get the baby going all right oh let's go on the big scream
11:51a whirl a noise i didn't see the big scream it's the loudest roller coaster in the world are you sure
11:58you're ready for that i'm ready all right two please
12:00oh
12:09click click click click click click okay hang on
12:15boom
12:18okay my water broke what
12:20oh my water breaking are you on the ride yeah and we're stuck at the top what a time for your water to break
12:27well it wasn't like i was planning this nine months
12:29months ago all right all right all right relax wait a minute i brought everything in the bag i've got the gloves
12:38you brought the laughing gloves oh all right we're gonna need hot water but we're on top
12:47oh that was handy thank you wow
12:56what a friendly seagull
12:57all right
12:59sit back wait i think i see the head
13:03oh isn't it smart
13:07okay push honey breathe breathe
13:11come on here it is it's coming
13:15it's the cops
13:19don't shoot don't shoot
13:23no cops gonna keep my baby human in this world
13:25oh look there's a ladder why don't we just climb down
13:28come on
13:33come on
13:35all right
13:39all right
13:41cheek cheek cheek cheek cheek cheek
13:43all right
13:45all right taxi taxi
13:49everyone put your pants back on
13:52screaming at you with a baby hanging out of you like that taxi
13:56a whistle
13:59i think it screech to a halt if i'm not mistaken
14:07you sat on a cockatoo
14:13all right take us to the hospital quick
14:19oh that was quick
14:26bam
14:30you okay
14:32someone shot me
14:33why would someone shoot me
14:36i don't know
14:37i don't know
14:39oh
14:41oh
14:43oh
14:45oh
14:46oh
14:47oh
14:49oh
14:50oh
14:51oh
14:53oh
14:54oh
14:55oh
14:56oh
14:57oh
15:07oh
15:08oh
15:10oh
15:11oh
15:12Oh, I'm sorry.
15:26Did you want that back at the end of the show?
15:28I was just about to do that.
15:30Oh, you wanted that back at the end of the show?
15:31No, I just saved me $200.
15:32I was just about to do that, and now I don't have to.
15:34Hey, that was our money.
15:37Now, let's go on to a really good game.
15:39It's called Doo-Wop.
15:40This is for Jeff, Wayne, and Colin, with the help of Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Cece Worrell.
15:45What I need, uh, someone in the audience, give me a woman's name.
15:52Peggy.
15:53I heard Peggy.
15:54Now, give me, uh, somebody over there, give me a hobby.
15:57Taxidermy.
15:59Taxidermy.
16:01So, you're going to be singing a Doo-Wop song,
16:03and I want you to sing the song about Peggy,
16:07who died tragically in a freak taxidermy accident.
16:10Ow.
16:12Ow.
16:12Take it away whenever you're ready.
16:18Oh, oh, oh.
16:20Ooh, ooh, ooh.
16:23Ooh.
16:27Now, Peggy.
16:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:30And Peggy's her name.
16:32Now, once I knew a girl, and she was really lucky.
16:39She was 65, and her name was Peggy.
16:43She would read all of the books off of the shelf.
16:46I remember the day she stopped her cell.
16:51Oh, I remember when she died.
16:55I opened her up, and I reached up inside.
16:58I stopped that girl, arms and legs and head and all.
17:02Now, that girl is up on my wall.
17:07Oh, Peggy.
17:09You died so young.
17:11Didn't have a chance to slip you the tongue.
17:15Oh, you died.
17:17That was my dread.
17:18Next time you stop a tiger, make sure that he's dead.
17:26She's dead.
17:29Oh, oh, she's dead.
17:33She's Peggy's soft, girl.
17:35Oh, oh, oh.
17:38Oh, oh.
17:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:10She's from behind, around the sides of his head.
18:12I know.
18:14I'm saying it's a gif.
18:15Yeah.
18:17Yeah, you're like that guy in the wind tunnel, you know?
18:19Yeah.
18:28Oh, nobody wants to.
18:35That's my daughter.
18:40Now, we'll be right back.
18:44Find for the winner.
18:45It's Go, Peggy.
18:52Welcome back to Who's Out is an NRA?
18:54Tonight's winner, Jeff Davis.
18:55Jeff Davis is going to be right back.
18:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:02Man, he's good.
19:05He is so good.
19:07No, that's why you're the winner, baby.
19:08Now, we're going to do a game for you called Props.
19:10Jeff, why don't you give us our props?
19:12That's for Wayne and Colin.
19:14And these are for Ryan and myself.
19:17And what's going to happen is we're going to go back and forth
19:19and think of as many ideas with these props as we can,
19:22starting with Wayne and Colin.
19:25Annie Moon!
19:26Annie Moon!
19:27Annie Moon!
19:28If you'll look under the microscope,
19:39Dr. Johnson, you'll see why your sperm is having trouble.
19:49Next week on the forum!
19:51Oh, yeah, brother!
19:51We're out of here!
19:52Oh, yeah, brother!
19:53You can't get this, brother!
19:54Here we are in The Queen and Jerk.
19:58It's worth all the gold.
20:00And he's almost got it.
20:02He's got it.
20:02He's up for the gold!
20:06I'm an out-of-work Dr. Seuss character.
20:10I will work for money.
20:11I will work for honey.
20:12I will work for you.
20:13Do-da-loo-da-loo.
20:17Ah-oo-da!
20:18This was a hard stone to pass.
20:25Let me tell you, this was a hard stone to pass.
20:30The meteor!
20:35Come over here.
20:36Give your Aunt Ethel a big hug.
20:41Thanks for watching.
20:48Hey, welcome back to Who's Addison, Anyway?
20:50Tonight, we're getting into the show
20:52with everybody reading the credits.
20:53I want y'all to tell us
20:54what you're going to do
20:55with your $100 bills.
20:56Thanks for watching, everybody.
20:57Good night.
21:02I'm going to give money to
21:03to Mark Levinson,
21:05because, you know,
21:06you're speaking a little bit.
21:07I didn't need to.
21:08I don't know, you can do it.
21:08I didn't really get money.
21:10This is what I found on Colin's chair.
21:12I'm going to give $100 to the associate director
21:14so that you get some good shots.
21:16I'm going to give this to Drew Carey
21:17to give the Addison a hoedown.
21:18It's not easy to sing a hoedown.
21:20It's not easy to sing a hoedown.
21:21I'm going to give it back
21:22to the community.
21:23I'm going to give money
21:24to the very little connection.
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