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00:00Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's program, twist and shout, it's Wayne Brady.
00:08She came in through the bathroom window, Denny Siegel.
00:11Anytime and all, Colin Lockery.
00:13And P.S. I love you, Ryan Stott.
00:17And I'm your host, Drew Carey.
00:18Come on down, let's have some fun.
00:25Hello.
00:26Hello.
00:28Hello.
00:30And welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:32The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:35If you never saw the show before, what happens is these four people are going to come down here and make up stuff right on the spot, right off the top of their heads,
00:40based on suggestions from the audience and suggestions that we have on these blue cars right here that they've never seen before.
00:45And then at the end of each game, we're going to give them points.
00:47I don't know why, they don't mean a thing.
00:48Because at the end of the show, I just pick the people I like the best and they get to play a little game with me.
00:55I don't want to tell you what the game is, because sometimes we can't air it.
01:01But we're going to start with a game called Questions Only.
01:06This is for all four of you.
01:06Denny and Wayne, you're going to start out the game.
01:08They're going to start a scene, but they can only speak in questions.
01:11That's all they're allowed to do is speak in questions.
01:13And I'll buzz them if somebody forgets to ask a question or goes wrong.
01:16And then the other person will take their place.
01:18And the scene is, you're at a singles bar right before closing.
01:22Questions only, go ahead.
01:25Want to go home?
01:27You talking to me?
01:29Is there anybody else here as good looking as you?
01:34Is there anyone here as reposalably drunk as you?
01:38Can't you cut me a break?
01:40Shut up.
01:41Where'd you come from?
01:51Is that any way to talk to a lady?
02:00You want to kiss me?
02:03Who doesn't?
02:06Care to take your big swipe of these luscious love cushions?
02:10Do you want a boogie?
02:13All night long?
02:15Have you heard that song?
02:17Heard it.
02:23May I see some ID?
02:32Don't I look old enough to drink?
02:35Don't you know the drinking age is 47 here?
02:37Does it matter that I'm Canadian?
02:41You're Canadian?
02:43Can't you tell?
02:43Have you ever heard of a town called Moose Joss' Statuan?
02:46Isn't that right beside left noob?
02:49Would you be interested in hearing that I've got a Canadian fetish?
03:06What's your sign?
03:13Still here.
03:14Is it all right if I have a parrot?
03:18What's his name?
03:20Why do you ask?
03:22Are you aware that he just went on your shoulder?
03:25Don't you know that's good luck?
03:28Is it?
03:30Don't you read books?
03:31Do you want to dance?
03:33Yeah.
03:35Get out of here.
03:36Okay, that's it right there.
03:37We'll stop it.
03:44Well, minus 100 to Ryan for cheating.
03:48And an extra 100 to Colin for saying left noob.
03:51I've got to go to Left Duke, Canada.
03:56That sounds like a really fun place to go to.
03:58Okay, let's go on to a game called Song Styles.
04:01This is for Wayne with Laura Hall on the piano.
04:03How about Laura Hall?
04:06I need to go out and be on it.
04:09I have my eye on you, sir.
04:11Can you come out?
04:11What's your name?
04:12Dennis.
04:13Dennis?
04:13Dennis.
04:14What do you do for a living, Dennis?
04:15Engineer.
04:15You're an engineer?
04:16Okay, come on down.
04:17Dennis, you're an engineer.
04:18I'll say hi to Wayne.
04:21Dennis claims to be an engineer.
04:28I don't know what he does really, but you'll be singing to him in the style of a 60s girl
04:32group.
04:35He's probably wondering, this is like the first time we brought out a man instead of a woman,
04:38so go ahead.
04:45I'm LaWanda.
04:48I'm LaBoris.
04:49I'm LaBoris.
04:49And we're here to sing for you.
04:56Right, girls?
04:56That's right.
04:57Sing.
04:58Sing.
04:58Ooh, from the very start, I want a man who can build a bridge to my heart.
05:04And it's you.
05:06Uh-huh.
05:07I said it's you.
05:09Tell him, girl.
05:10I never had a man who could build a house and a door.
05:17I never had a man who could build a house and a door.
05:21No, no.
05:23You must have gone to school for a long time, but now you hear your mind on mine.
05:30And it's my privilege.
05:33I know that you are going to build that bridge.
05:36He's going to build a bridge to my heart.
05:39Going to build it.
05:40Going to build a bridge to my heart.
05:42Going to sing it.
05:43Going to build a bridge.
05:44You're going to build a bridge.
05:46Oh.
05:46We love you!
05:59Thank you, Dennis.
06:00Thank you, Dennis.
06:02Thanks very much.
06:09That's what I'm talking about.
06:11Thanks, Dennis.
06:13Hey, 1,500 million points for Dennis.
06:15All the points you need, buddy. Buy yourself a house.
06:19Hey, Drew!
06:20Yeah, I am every woman.
06:23Yeah, you are.
06:26Now, let's go on to a game called News Flash.
06:29This is for Ryan, Denny, and Colin.
06:31Ryan and Denny are going to be two news anchors in the studio.
06:34Colin, you're going to be in the field as the field reporter.
06:37Covered a breaking news story.
06:39The problem with him is he can't see what's behind him on the screen.
06:42Only we can see it here in the studio.
06:44And a little studio monitor is there.
06:45You can see it at home.
06:46And he has to try to guess what it is behind him and where he is.
06:48So, whenever you guys are ready, start the scene.
06:50And let's go.
06:51Is it easier if you're drunk first?
06:53Yeah, although I usually feel bad about it.
06:55We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
06:58I'm Jim Furley.
07:00And I'm covered in fur.
07:03And we're going out to the scene live with our news action reporter, Colin Mockery.
07:07Colin, can you hear us?
07:09Yes, I can.
07:15As you can see, things have quieted down a bit.
07:19But about an hour ago, it was just nuts.
07:22You know, I never believed I would see this, but I'm starting to believe it now.
07:27I tell you, I couldn't believe my eyes.
07:30I still can't.
07:31Colin, what started the whole thing here?
07:34How did this start up?
07:35Well, as far as I can tell, it all started with a price check.
07:38And then, I don't know how it escalated to this, but I haven't seen this much action since my wedding night.
07:50Colin, there's some concern that children are watching and this could be scarring.
07:55Do you have any advice?
08:00Well, we all have to grow up sometime.
08:02Better they see it for themselves rather than learn about it on the streets.
08:09Colin, have you had a chance to sit on any knees and get any interviews with anyone?
08:14Pardon?
08:17I said, have you had the chance to sit on anyone's knees and get any interviews from any...
08:22Actually, I said it better the first time.
08:24Colin, to get off the subject, have you been good this year?
08:27Oh, I tell you, I've been better than most.
08:32Is it easy for you to hear anything because apparently there arose a real clatter?
08:37Yes.
08:38That's for sure.
08:41I tell you, this is amazing and you've got to be careful when they're flying overhead.
08:45Can you describe what was just happening behind you right there, Colin?
08:49Well, perhaps I'll just let the picture speak for itself.
08:53It's so hard to describe what's going on.
08:57Well, Colin, Colin, it looks like you got there just in the nick of time.
09:01That is so true.
09:03And I should really check that clause in my contract.
09:06Yes!
09:07Because...
09:09You know, the next one is doing this.
09:11Yeah, of course.
09:12Thank you, boy.
09:15Okay, thanks a lot.
09:16Hey, don't go anywhere.
09:17We'll go to the commercial.
09:18We'll be right back with more Who's Line Is It Anyway?
09:20Stay right where you are.
09:21Hey!
09:22Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
09:23The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
09:25Just like Little League.
09:26Now, let's play a game called Hey You Down There.
09:27This is for Ryan and Colin.
09:28They're going to improvise 1950s public information film and Denny is going to make up the narration
09:31for him.
09:32It's called Hey You Down There.
09:33And the subject of this 50s public information film is Camping in the Wild.
09:34Hey you down there!
09:35You're prepared to deal with Mother Nature, but don't forget mothers can have a cruel side.
09:40You'd better be careful.
09:41Let's check our provisions.
09:42That means stuff we brought.
09:43What have we got in here?
09:44Why, gee, it's a live nella estos kara
10:07A lot of crap that we've got.
10:08You've got me behind the scenes and the scenes, you're opening the scenes to them.
10:13Gee, it's a lighter.
10:14Oh, no, it's a flashlight.
10:15It's both.
10:17Oh, what's up there?
10:19Is that an owl?
10:20No, it's a jaguar.
10:23And it's headed right towards you.
10:26Oh, but you've got...
10:27You've got your trusty shotgun.
10:31Wait a minute.
10:32You better put the silencer on.
10:37Wait a minute.
10:43Shooting through your friend's mouth can help direct the bullet.
10:47Oh, the jaguar went away.
10:50Bye-bye, Mr. Jaguar.
10:52But your friend's got something of his own in his little pack.
10:55It's a tablecloth.
11:05That's right.
11:06There's nothing like a romantic candlelight dinner in the dark.
11:10But wait a minute.
11:11And the edge of that tablecloth is catching fire.
11:13Remember what Smokey says?
11:15Better put it out.
11:17You can use your own body to smother the flames.
11:23Oh.
11:26You're singed, but safe.
11:28Well, anyway, time to go to bed.
11:31Did you remember the sleeping bags?
11:33Sure you did.
11:33I hope you remember, too.
11:36Otherwise, it's going to be awfully tight in there.
11:41It's important to decide who's going to crawl in first, because there could be a scorpion
11:45at the bottom.
11:52That's right.
11:53Just slide in head first so the scorpion can eat your eyes out.
11:59It's fun to read by match.
12:02But, uh-oh, that comic book can catch fire.
12:04It's always funny until someone gets hurt.
12:20A thousand points of peace.
12:24Let's go on to a game called Party Quirks.
12:26This is for Denny and Wayne and Colin Ryan.
12:29Now, Denny, you're going to be hosting a party.
12:31And these guys are going to be your guests.
12:32And we've given them each a weird, quicker identity.
12:34It's on these cars I've never seen before.
12:35Why don't you come up here and start the party.
12:37And you guys line up there.
12:38I'll bring you in one at a time with a doorbell.
12:40And whenever you're ready, go ahead and start the party.
12:43Boy, I hope everyone likes these cinnamon apple pork rinds.
12:45Oh, a guest is here.
12:50Yes, yes, hey!
12:51Hey!
12:52Hey, oh my gosh, come on in!
12:56It's all right.
12:59Quick, I'm going to have a great time.
13:02I brought my 90s.
13:07How about pork rind?
13:09Oh, great.
13:10Okay, yes, yes, yes, come in, come in.
13:15Hello?
13:15Oh, excuse me, I have another guest.
13:42Come in, come in, come in.
13:44Hi.
13:44Hi.
13:45Oh, excuse me, I have another guest.
13:47Come in, come in.
13:48Come in, come in, come in.
13:51Hey.
13:52Come in, come in.
13:54Hi.
13:59Hi.
14:00Are you afraid that he's going to ruin your slumber party?
14:25Yes, well, perhaps we can find something for him to do in the Olympics.
14:44You're an amalgam of all my ex-boyfriends, aren't you?
14:51Your first clue.
14:58You're a little pig.
15:00No.
15:01You're a morphing sci-fi creature.
15:06Oh, you're a balloon and a float.
15:11What does he look like really in real life?
15:14A ger-what?
15:16A geranium.
15:17Giraffe.
15:18A giraffe.
15:19He got stuck with a dart.
15:20He's a giraffe.
15:21That's why I felt that.
15:22Okay.
15:23He still looks like a giraffe.
15:26Look at him.
15:28Look at him.
15:29You know, I got to tell you, when he gets wrong, at least it's entertaining.
15:35That's what I'm here for.
15:37I know.
15:38Now, let's go on to a game called Scene to Rap.
15:41This is for Wayne and Denny.
15:42You're going to start and then Ryan and Colin are going to join a little later.
15:45And they're going to be rapping through the whole scene with the help of Rap Master Laura
15:48Hall.
15:54From our hood to your hood, it's Laura Hall.
15:57What I need from the audience is the kind of disaster you might make a movie about.
16:02Flood.
16:03Flood, earthquake.
16:04Let's do...
16:05Flood.
16:06Tsunami.
16:07We'll do flood.
16:08Tsunami.
16:10Let's make it a tsunami.
16:12Okay, so you're going to wrap.
16:16The scene is about a tsunami.
16:18And so go ahead whenever you're ready.
16:26Now, I know you're enjoying here in Taiwan, but something funky is going on.
16:31Something's happening with the tide, and I don't think there's anywhere to go and hide.
16:35Well, there's something happening that you don't get, but if we hang out here, we're
16:38all going to get real wet.
16:39Say, ho!
16:40Ho!
16:41Ho!
16:42Ho!
16:43Ho!
16:44On the horizon, call for mommy.
16:46Winds are blue, and here comes a tsunami.
16:48Oh, that's right.
16:49Your life you saved, because tsunami means really big waves.
16:52Coming over here, my life to keep.
16:54Because we might drown, and the water is deep.
16:56So who can help us?
16:57Who can do it?
16:58Because I don't know.
16:59We got to move it.
17:01This is just the worst news yet.
17:03Man, the only thing I can surf is the neck.
17:05Whoa!
17:09Head on the radio, heard him say that there's a tsunami heading this way.
17:14Don't run away.
17:15Nowhere to go.
17:16Stick with me.
17:17My name's Cousteau.
17:18And it's me.
17:19It's me.
17:20It's me.
17:21It's me.
17:22It's me.
17:24Hey, yeah, there, you guys.
17:37I see the wave.
17:38I even had time to shave.
17:40I know it's dangerous.
17:41It's quite debatable.
17:42Come with me.
17:43My pants are inflatable.
17:45I'll blow them up.
17:46Go ride the wave.
17:47And all of you, I will save.
17:49Woo-hoo!
17:51Whoa!
17:54That was great.
17:58Hey, listen.
17:59We're going to find out who the winner is right after this commercial.
18:01And they get to do a little game with me.
18:03So don't go away.
18:04We'll be right back with more Who's Line Is It Anyway?
18:11Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
18:13The winners tonight, Colin and Ryan.
18:15Colin and Ryan are the winner.
18:19What a thought, huh?
18:20What a come from behind, pay off the umpire victory they had.
18:23Now, they're going to get to do a scene with me.
18:25It's called Helping Hands.
18:26And we're going to do a scene here.
18:27And Ryan won't be able to use his hands.
18:29Only Colin will do his hands for him.
18:31And what's our scene, Wayne?
18:33Ryan is a temperamental pastry chef
18:35who is trying to create a masterpiece for the demanding owner of his restaurant, Drew.
18:40Hey, listen.
18:41We need that wedding cake five minutes ago.
18:42Don't ever tell me how to make a cake.
18:44I am a master.
18:45I must get prepared.
18:46Well, why don't you hurry up and get prepared, then?
18:47Why don't you put on your stupid hat?
18:48You don't look so great stuff to me.
18:49I put it on my head like so.
18:50And I look like Jiffy Pop.
18:51That's what I said, Jiffy Pop.
18:52Listen.
18:53I don't even know if these hors d'oeuvres are any good.
18:54Those won't be served.
18:55Why not?
18:56I almost swat them out of your heads.
18:57These are for my own personal...
18:58I use these for impressions.
18:59Yeah?
19:00Let's hear one.
19:01Oh, yeah, look.
19:02This is my Guess.
19:05Oh, you look like Carol Channing.
19:06It's really sugary.
19:09Give me some cupcakes.
19:10Give me some cupcakes.
19:11And guess what I am.
19:12I need to!
19:13I need to!
19:14Don't you, Chuck?
19:15You think I'm what I am?
19:16I'm going to –
19:17Tha!
19:18Tha!
19:19Tha!
19:20Tha!
19:21Tha!
19:22Tha!
19:25Tha!
19:26Tha!
19:27Tha!
19:28Tha!
19:29Tha!
19:30And Thank you, Chuck.
19:31Hurry up and get some stuff on there.
19:32They want their name on it.
19:33What this is?
19:34That's a pastry thing.
19:36It's a pastry squirter, Sal.
19:38We decorate the cake with it.
19:39I will decorate the top of the cake.
19:41Who should I make it out to?
19:42Their names are Mike and Diane.
19:43Mike, very careful.
19:44Mike and Diane Lipschwitz.
19:46Very careful.
19:50M.
19:52Don't forget this one.
19:53Oh, yes.
19:54They want it in different colors.
19:57I...
19:57Apparently, I don't have enough frosting.
20:00Tell me, do they look...
20:01Do they look...
20:03The sprinkles?
20:05They need sprinkles.
20:06They want sprinkles.
20:07I can't put sprinkles on.
20:07I lose control and I have sprinkles.
20:10Oh.
20:10I'm shaking.
20:11I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
20:16Oh.
20:28I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
20:31Now, what are you going to do with this stuff?
20:33This stuff seems to be a sitting man.
20:33That is raw dough.
20:34Never eat raw dough.
20:35Why?
20:35What happened?
20:36It can make worms in your tummy.
20:38Worms in your tummy.
20:40Well, why would you eat raw dough?
20:41What does it taste like?
20:42Does it taste bad?
20:42You can't eat raw dough.
20:44Yeah, I bet you could.
20:46Go ahead and eat it.
20:47So you're fine.
20:48It's bad for you.
20:49It can't be that bad.
20:50It's all sweet sugar.
20:51Let me have a little chat.
20:56It's not bad.
20:58Here's some strawberries to wash that down with.
21:00I don't eat any vegetables or fruits.
21:02Well, you ought to try it.
21:03Strictly sugar.
21:04Strictly sugar.
21:05Oh, really?
21:06One.
21:07And a two.
21:07And a ha.
21:08Ha.
21:09Oh.
21:10Oh, try another one.
21:11That was close.
21:11Really?
21:11Okay.
21:12I would like to see you entertain me if you did that.
21:13Ha.
21:15Ha.
21:16Oh.
21:17I'm a failure.
21:19Oh, no.
21:19Oh, no.
21:19I'm a failure.
21:24Hey, I'm doing this.
21:25Come on.
21:27Thanks for watching Who's Liggy today.
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