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00:01Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, as good as it gets, Wayne Brady.
00:08Great expectations from Stephen Colbert.
00:11The good, the bad, and the Colin Mockery.
00:14And it came from outer space, Ryan Sky.
00:17And your host, Drew Carey, do you want to have some fun?
00:26Hello, thank you.
00:30Thank you and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:32The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:34If you've never saw the show before, what happens is these guys can come down here
00:37and make everything up for you right on the spot based on suggestions from the audience
00:41and stuff we have written on these blue cards here, which I've never seen before.
00:44And then at the end of every round, I give points.
00:47I don't know why, the show was made up in England.
00:50And at the end of the show, one of them gets to do the winner,
00:56gets to do a little something special with me.
01:00Or is it the loser?
01:04We're going to start with a game called Weird Newscasters.
01:08This is for all four of you Weird Newscasters.
01:10Stephen, you're going to be the anchor of a news program.
01:12Ryan and Wayne and Colin are going to be Stephen's co-presenters,
01:14but each of them is going to be a really odd character.
01:16Colin, you're the co-anchor, and you're a mother doing baby talk to Stephen.
01:21Sportscaster is Wayne.
01:23Wayne, you're going to be doing Bill Cosby.
01:25And Ryan, you're doing the weather.
01:27You're in love with the camera.
01:29Oh yeah, you're talking about you on the show here.
01:33You're in love with the camera.
01:35So whenever you hear the music, go ahead and go.
01:37Welcome to News Watcher 10.
01:43I am Louis Dengel, and now the 6 o'clock news at 9.
01:49Tonight's top story, tonight's top story, trouble causes problems.
01:55But first, an international report from Bill.
01:57Bill Rutherford.
01:58Bill.
01:59Who's a widow newsman?
02:01Who's a widow newsman?
02:03Oh, is that smelly?
02:04Is that smelly?
02:05He go poo-woo-woo-woo.
02:06He go poo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
02:08Oh, that's a nasty thing.
02:09Oh, that's a nasty thing.
02:11Oh, that's a nasty thing.
02:17Keep us up to date on that, Bill.
02:19Now let's check out the world of sports with our own Skip the Lou. Skip.
02:24Ah, you see, because the guys are throwing the ball, and they gonna catch the ball cause
02:31they're running like they're playing on jello.
02:33Ah!
02:34If you throw the touchdown, and they throw the points, and all the seven of them, then
02:39they win, and they all win. Ah!
02:46Sounds like a great game there, Skip.
02:48And now we'll check out tomorrow's weather with Storm Surge. Storm?
02:52Well, thank you very much. As you can see, we've, uh, we got a lot of sunshine in store for us over the...
03:01Over the weekend, and, uh, heading into Monday we'll be getting a little...
03:05A little moisture.
03:08A little moisture.
03:13A moisture that...
03:15Hello?
03:17A little moisture...
03:18I see, I see, I see...
03:24Who's he?
03:34Who's he?
03:35How are you?
03:38Tramp!
03:39I gave you everything, you tramp!
03:41That's our news for this evening.
03:54Don't forget, at 2 a.m. to turn your clocks back or forward 24 hours.
04:08I'm going to give 1,000 points to the cameraman for that shake thing.
04:11Let's go on to a game called Scene to Rap.
04:18This is for Wayne and Steven who are going to start this game and the other two are going
04:21to join them later.
04:22And they'll be rapping throughout the scene with the help of rap master Laura Hall on the
04:25piano.
04:26And what I need from the audience is a suggestion for the kind of disaster you might make a movie
04:37about.
04:38There's no disaster for me, buddy.
04:42Avalanche!
04:43Avalanche!
04:44Avalanche!
04:45There you go, an avalanche.
04:47That's good.
04:48It's about an avalanche and rap away whenever you're ready.
04:51Avalanche!
04:56Avalanche!
04:57Avalanche!
04:59Avalanche!
05:00Avalanche!
05:01Avalanche!
05:02Avalanche!
05:03Avalanche!
05:04Avalanche!
05:05Avalanche!
05:06Avalanche!
05:07Avalanche!
05:08Avalanche!
05:09really fast, don't be a dope, because you don't want to crash into the slope, oh look at mine, oh look at me, I'm the only black guy here to ski, look at me as I go real fast, oops don't slip, might bust your ass, oh wait a second, hold on boys, oops big bop, don't make too much noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, step back, oh, on my attack, I gotta be clear, I feel fear, if this avalanche come we're gonna be destroyed, I feel annoyed, not overjoyed,
05:39perhaps we're just paranoid, we can't avoid, peace
05:45don't stand here, go go go, you're gonna be hit by flowing snow, come with me, it won't be hard, hop on my back, I'm St. Bernard
06:09Hi there guys, hi there dogs, I saw you while I was standing on the log, I saw the avalanche come down the pass, that's why I brought this magnifying glass, we'll use the sun and the heat rays to make everything way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, safer.
06:25Safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer, safer.
06:34Oh no!
06:37Oh no!
06:45Uh, an extra 50 points to Colin for the chicken walk thing.
06:50Just like I dreamed it.
06:51now let's go on a game called moving people uh this is for colin and ryan and uh they're
07:01going to improvise a scene with a couple people from our audience
07:03this is the people i have my eye on the whole show pitch out early i'm going to pick out here
07:11what's your name nice to meet you bonita and your name kelly nice to meet you kelly why don't you
07:15come up here and meet ryan and colin bonita and kelly
07:18uh bonita spanish for lots of bones i don't know if you knew that but uh bonita and uh the game's
07:34called moving people so you're allowed to move them like they're bendy people and i'll put them
07:37in any kind of position to start with remember we're on national tv so nothing too dirty and they
07:42can't move unless you move them not at all if you want him to smile you have to move his
07:47thing okay there you go
07:49uh the scene is you're two navy seals at the beach and you're about to uh you're about to bark on a
07:57mission to blow up an enemy boat i'm just gonna put on my wetsuit aye aye i see something in the
08:04distance it's very low in the distance there it is oh i feel i see it sir hallelujah
08:13you'll never guess what i'm doing sir i'm using semaphore so am i but only with my legs
08:23sir i'm feeling a little queasy
08:27you're queasy i'm feeling a groin pull oh i almost suffocated in the sand
08:35i'm in the water sir i'm in the water i'm coming i'm coming don't worry i'll rescue you
08:44here i come grab onto this i'll just hold you down in the water that's my way of helping you from
08:54drowning there we go i must be in the german army
09:00here we go i feel uncomfortable about this sir hey look how many different positions i can get into
09:11i'm like gumby sir what the boat is right ahead of us quiet i'm expressing myself
09:19sir try to keep your mind on the mission
09:22okay we're gonna go to commercial we'll be right back more who's wine is getting away
09:30right after this don't go away
09:32hey welcome back to who's wine is it anyway the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter
09:44if you keep a score at home uh medical help is on the way
09:46don't argue with them just go where they tell you to uh we're gonna start off the second half of the show
09:54with a game called props it's one of my favorite games come and get your props this is for ryan
09:57and steven this is your prop
09:59ryan and steven and wain and colin this is your props and the idea is they have to come up with as
10:08many uh funny things to do with these props back and forth as they can uh i'll buzz them in between
10:13ryan and steven go ahead and start boy you guys are really cutting back at this airport huh
10:21don't worry adam it's a designer fig leaf
10:28forgive me father for i have sin
10:34welcome to midget jamaica
10:36well your loan is approved
10:47whoever killed these smurfs meant business
10:53i'm so glad you stopped by i'll get you some tea
10:58what is des moines
11:14i have brought you the head of woody woodpecker
11:16that's a thousand points apiece or if you're watching in canada ten thousand points apiece
11:39now let's go on a game called greatest hits this is for colin and ryan and wayne with double laura
11:45hall on the piano laura hall
11:50uh what's gonna happen here is colin and ryan are voiceover guys talking about the latest compilation
11:54album with the help of wayne brady he's going to try to sing the snippets of the songs and what
11:59we need from the audience is a suggestion of a sort of profession you wouldn't normally sing songs
12:03about pro bowler did that did that pro bowler pro bowler pro bowler pro bowler
12:13yeesh i like talking to myself pro bowler so you name your album is songs of the pro bowler take it
12:19away hi we'll return you to suddenly snoozing in just a moment but first have we got a deal for you
12:25from the time i was born to the time i was died and then i was reincarnated and come back as this
12:31bowling has been a big part of my life sure it's not really a sport but it's got great music attached
12:38to it you're drinking coffee again are you yes i am you know the music of the bowling alley is loved
12:46all over the world and no country loves it more than france where you bet they do oui oui
12:53in a minute who could ever forget that number one french ballad spremont shoes
13:00because my shoes you must inspect
13:15you use lasol to disinfect
13:21they are bowling shoes you must abuse them but i will not wear them 50 people have used them
13:28yes you see who little bitty worms 50 people with foot fungus germs just spray them spread them
13:45you know when i was growing up my parents used to tell me about doo-wop music well i never knew what
13:51it was about until i got this cd set and one of my favorite doo-wop hits is gutter ball
13:59i knew this girl that i liked she could not bowl at all she couldn't make a strike she take the ball her hands
14:16they were like butter she let go down the alley and uh-uh-oh hit the gun to go to go
14:24oh-oh-oh hit the gun to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go
14:32hey hey don't cry you're not that good an actor you know
14:45as long as there's been bowling there's been music and one of my favorites is that great jerry lee
14:58lewis hit it is bowl me strike me spare me
15:10listen girl let me tell you this i love to bowl and i won't miss i take that ball and that's not
15:17all and down the pins and i just won't miss now you can bowl me strike me spare oh listen
15:23girl because i just don't care why don't you take your ball and get out of here and listen to me
15:29look at my derriere oh i grab my balls i put it down the alley i'll go bowling with my girlfriend
15:34named sally she can't bowl like i can because i've got two balls and i'm a bowling man
15:44best strike in your bowl you miss i guarantee that i won't miss so when you're there and you're
15:49strike can you spare me this man you know ryan you are a good actor
16:11i guess that proves i'm a better one now let's go
16:23we're going to play a game now called party quirks this is for everybody uh steven you're going to be
16:27the host of a party wayne colin ryan are going to come in as your guests uh we've given each of them
16:32a strange quirk or identity it's written on these cards here which they've never seen before
16:37and steven why don't you start the party and i'll ring you guys with the doorbell as you come in
16:41okay check out the french onion dip delicious all right here we go hey
16:52uh i gotta get the door hey
17:16oh all right so i hope you're making tea
17:25i am you know what there's some bubbling on the stove right now you've met uh
17:30that guy right hey what's going on man
17:46what's going on man
17:59Hey, come here.
18:24Can I get you any crab dip?
18:26Yeah, but he's a lobster, but he's trying to talk his way out of what?
18:31Getting boiled.
18:32Yes.
18:33All right.
18:35All right.
18:36You know what?
18:37You know what?
18:38Let's make this party in celebration of the touchdown.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Wow.
18:43Wow.
18:44Wow.
18:45Wow.
18:46Wow.
18:47Wow.
18:48Wow.
18:49Wow.
18:50Wow.
18:51Wow.
18:52Wow.
18:53Wow.
18:54Wow.
18:55That's it.
19:05Yeah, you're an amoeba.
19:08No.
19:09He's up.
19:10He was a crash test what?
19:11Crash test.
19:13Hey, don't go away. We're going to see a commercial. We'll come back. We're going to find out who the winner is.
19:20Ray gets to do a little game with me, so don't go away. You don't want to miss it.
19:31Hey, welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
19:33Tonight's winner, Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert.
19:37How do you know?
19:38So, he gets to sit out while the rest of us, with the help of Laura Hall, do a hoedown.
19:47What we need from the audience is something about modern life that you love.
19:52TV, beer, let's go. Television is pretty general. Let's take television.
20:00So, Laura Hall, whenever you're ready, let's hear the television hoedown.
20:08When I was growing up, my life was really fun. I was a latchkey kid. I was raised by reruns.
20:19All that was deep in me, a gap needed to fill this. The thing I loved to say was, what you talking about, Willis?
20:26Here's my story. Hope you don't think I'm a moron. But I like to watch TV without any clothes on.
20:38Sometimes it raises a fuss, raises up a storm. Cause I'm always watching it in the lounge in my dorm.
20:45The other day, I went out and got a new TV. Just the thought of watching it filled me up with glee.
20:57But when I turned it on, you know, boy, I really lost it.
21:01Because the only thing it picked up was Veronica's closet.
21:04As an actor, there's nothing on TV. I think they should have a show about me.
21:16I don't think that's odd. I don't think that's real scary.
21:20And it'll happen when I murder Drew Carey.
21:24Thanks, everybody. Have a good night. Thanks for watching.
21:54We'll see you next time.
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