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Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 3 Easter Basket
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5/19/2025
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 3 Easter Basket
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00:00
It's in the morning!
00:30
I love you, you love me.
00:40
But I'm not in love with you.
00:44
I win.
00:46
Where?
00:46
I can't see.
00:48
Here.
00:49
Diagonally.
00:50
Pretty sneaky, sis.
00:53
Hey, Bonnie boy.
00:55
This is the life.
00:56
You said it, Fred.
00:57
An entire civilization not wearing underwear.
01:01
You gotta love it.
01:03
Now, who could that be?
01:06
Yeah?
01:07
Hi, I'm Mr. Rock from FedExstone.
01:10
I got a delivery for Fred Flintstone from Amazonaboulder.com-pebble.
01:17
Look, sometimes the rock puns don't fit too well, buddy.
01:20
You want the package or not?
01:21
Dear Fred, I hope this distracted you long enough.
01:26
Signed, Barney.
01:28
P.S.
01:30
I invented paper.
01:32
Bitch.
01:35
Barney, my pebble!
01:40
You can't catch me, Fred.
01:41
No!
01:42
Hey, good one, Fred.
01:53
Good.
01:54
Uh-oh.
01:57
Damn it, Fred.
01:58
I just wanted some of your fucking cereal.
02:01
Now, his head always was full of rocks.
02:04
A witness.
02:08
Witnesses.
02:08
The dishwasher.
02:10
My goodness, Cretaceous.
02:12
The record player.
02:13
He's a rocker.
02:15
The baton.
02:16
Oh, man.
02:17
The things I've witnessed.
02:23
Is he stone-called crazy?
02:25
You bet Jurassic.
02:27
No more puns!
02:33
So he's trying to sell me a tampon, but I said, it's just a rock.
02:38
And he said, well, duh, everything's a rock.
02:42
The nerve of some people.
02:46
Oh, my God!
02:48
Oh, Lord, please don't stop him before he kills me.
02:56
Fruity pebbles are an important part of this complete break.
03:01
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:03
There are no R's.
03:06
I love you.
03:08
You love me.
03:10
Either way, it's 50 bucks.
03:13
Tired of slip and slide?
03:15
Water balloon's no fun?
03:18
Then get ready for the Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:26
Yay!
03:27
I'm having fun!
03:29
Yeah, I love you, Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:33
Ow, that hurt.
03:35
Oh, no, that's heavy.
03:36
You're going to have some fun today with the Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:52
Go, go, gadget, hook or clean.
03:57
Wowzers.
03:58
Here we will build a great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness.
04:08
Yes, Pharaoh.
04:09
But, sir, what will we use for raw materials?
04:13
Uh, duh.
04:16
Your Majesty, we ran out of brown bricks.
04:19
It's all good in the hood, baby.
04:21
Just use yellow bricks.
04:23
Running low on yellow.
04:25
But there's lots of blue.
04:27
No stress.
04:29
Your Majesty, we kind of skipped step 18.
04:32
And, uh, now it's too late to go back.
04:35
Oh, come on.
04:37
Everything's sort of leaning to the right.
04:40
Hope that's cool.
04:41
Oy.
04:44
Yes?
04:45
Um, some of the slaves got into the space Legos
04:48
and added some satellite dishes
04:51
and a big grappling arm to the west side of the pyramid.
04:56
Ah, whip them?
04:57
Whip the piss right out of them?
05:00
Yes, sir.
05:02
Although that does sound kind of kick-ass.
05:06
Uh, your Majesty?
05:13
We're officially out of Legos.
05:15
Lots of Duplo blocks, though.
05:17
Duplo?
05:17
I'll Duplo you in the nut bag, Duplo!
05:21
Ready for the big unveiling?
05:24
Oh, show me, show me, show me.
05:25
I'm trying to...
05:26
Ta-da!
05:30
What's this?
05:32
You're great, mother f***er!
05:34
Yay!
05:36
Take that, tootin' hymen!
05:39
I hereby declare
05:41
the funky space pyramid
05:43
of the people
05:44
open for business!
05:46
Hooray!
05:55
Ah.
05:57
Just right.
05:58
You won't believe you're eating
06:00
Ron Jeremy's Butter.
06:09
Sidney, where are you?
06:21
Sidney, the top-secret device
06:23
is in a wall safe in the basement.
06:35
I knew your credentials didn't check out,
06:37
prize-winning chalice, my arse!
06:40
Get her!
06:51
I love you, Sidney,
06:53
but we just can't be together.
07:00
Sidney!
07:05
Yeah!
07:07
Oh, no!
07:16
Damned kids!
07:19
I love you.
07:22
You love me.
07:25
Damn right.
07:29
Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?
07:31
You're damn right I could.
07:34
Is that Santa on the roof?
07:35
Well, if not, I got a present for him.
07:39
Santa!
07:40
Santa!
07:40
Santa!
07:41
Oh, my mother f***ing knee!
07:44
Oh, f***!
07:46
Shit!
07:47
Oh, f***ing, f*** it all to hell!
07:50
That hurts like a mothaf***er!
07:53
Dad, what's a scrotum?
07:54
Huh.
07:55
Huh.
07:56
Uh, so, uh, Santa, what happened?
07:59
Bandits, Goku!
08:00
They stole my reindeer, and all the presents, and my pants!
08:07
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:09
Christmas is our!
08:10
You'll never get away with this!
08:12
Ho, ho, ho!
08:13
I've got five good reasons for you to shut up!
08:17
Up!
08:17
One, two, three, four, five!
08:21
Dad, who are those guys?
08:23
Kung-fu legends.
08:26
That's the little drummer boy, whose mystical drum conjures demons most foul.
08:32
The nutcracker, who knows over 100 different testicle-based attacks.
08:39
And composite Santa Claus, who looks like one-half Santa and one-half Frosty the Snowman.
08:46
What are composite Santa's powers?
08:48
I don't know, but he freaks me right the f*** out!
08:55
Intruders!
08:57
I will conjure a demon with my magical drum!
08:59
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:09
In A B B O M
09:15
Spirit Ball!
09:16
Killy-killy-l'oom!
09:25
Holy shit!
09:29
I'll get this one, Dad.
09:32
You're not so tough.
09:33
Chessicle Attack number 49!
09:36
Ow, my Dragon Ball.
09:38
Okay, I got nothing.
09:56
Oh, temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
10:01
My only weakness.
10:04
We did it.
10:06
Fools!
10:08
Mrs. Santa?
10:10
That's right.
10:11
The mastermind behind this evil attack on Christmas is me.
10:17
Why?
10:18
It all started at the North Pole.
10:22
I started getting terrible headaches.
10:24
Mrs. Claus, are you okay?
10:29
At first, I thought it was merely my period.
10:32
But that was not the case, as I hit menopause centuries ago.
10:41
Polar radiation forced an evolutionary change in me.
10:48
Now, I want revenge.
10:50
Go ahead and I need a minute to rest.
11:09
It's up to you for now.
11:10
I think one of them popped.
11:13
It's payback time.
11:15
Let's beat her up so bad, her kids will inherit the bruises.
11:19
Yeah, we'll hit her so hard, she'll starve to death rolling.
11:22
She's so ugly, we'll push your face and go and make gorilla biscuits.
11:27
She's so black, when she go to night school, teacher mark her absence.
11:31
That's still my wife, guys.
11:34
Oh, your nose shoots lasers?
11:44
You didn't think there was a reason it glows red?
11:46
What is your shoe?
11:49
Ew.
11:50
To think I wanted to play your games.
11:52
She's grown too gigantic and unstable.
12:04
Women, my right fellas?
12:13
The Tenka Ichabudokai is finally complete.
12:17
What the fuck are you talking about?
12:20
Was that even English?
12:21
What happened to my wife?
12:25
This is the last time I bring presents to Japan.
12:51
Sit, Ubu, sit.
12:56
Bad dog.
13:03
Stupid monkey.
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