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  • 5/19/2025
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 3 Easter Basket

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00:00It's in the morning!
00:30I love you, you love me.
00:40But I'm not in love with you.
00:44I win.
00:46Where?
00:46I can't see.
00:48Here.
00:49Diagonally.
00:50Pretty sneaky, sis.
00:53Hey, Bonnie boy.
00:55This is the life.
00:56You said it, Fred.
00:57An entire civilization not wearing underwear.
01:01You gotta love it.
01:03Now, who could that be?
01:06Yeah?
01:07Hi, I'm Mr. Rock from FedExstone.
01:10I got a delivery for Fred Flintstone from Amazonaboulder.com-pebble.
01:17Look, sometimes the rock puns don't fit too well, buddy.
01:20You want the package or not?
01:21Dear Fred, I hope this distracted you long enough.
01:26Signed, Barney.
01:28P.S.
01:30I invented paper.
01:32Bitch.
01:35Barney, my pebble!
01:40You can't catch me, Fred.
01:41No!
01:42Hey, good one, Fred.
01:53Good.
01:54Uh-oh.
01:57Damn it, Fred.
01:58I just wanted some of your fucking cereal.
02:01Now, his head always was full of rocks.
02:04A witness.
02:08Witnesses.
02:08The dishwasher.
02:10My goodness, Cretaceous.
02:12The record player.
02:13He's a rocker.
02:15The baton.
02:16Oh, man.
02:17The things I've witnessed.
02:23Is he stone-called crazy?
02:25You bet Jurassic.
02:27No more puns!
02:33So he's trying to sell me a tampon, but I said, it's just a rock.
02:38And he said, well, duh, everything's a rock.
02:42The nerve of some people.
02:46Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, Lord, please don't stop him before he kills me.
02:56Fruity pebbles are an important part of this complete break.
03:01Oh, I'm sorry.
03:03There are no R's.
03:06I love you.
03:08You love me.
03:10Either way, it's 50 bucks.
03:13Tired of slip and slide?
03:15Water balloon's no fun?
03:18Then get ready for the Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:26Yay!
03:27I'm having fun!
03:29Yeah, I love you, Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:33Ow, that hurt.
03:35Oh, no, that's heavy.
03:36You're going to have some fun today with the Phyllis Diller Spray and Play.
03:52Go, go, gadget, hook or clean.
03:57Wowzers.
03:58Here we will build a great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness.
04:08Yes, Pharaoh.
04:09But, sir, what will we use for raw materials?
04:13Uh, duh.
04:16Your Majesty, we ran out of brown bricks.
04:19It's all good in the hood, baby.
04:21Just use yellow bricks.
04:23Running low on yellow.
04:25But there's lots of blue.
04:27No stress.
04:29Your Majesty, we kind of skipped step 18.
04:32And, uh, now it's too late to go back.
04:35Oh, come on.
04:37Everything's sort of leaning to the right.
04:40Hope that's cool.
04:41Oy.
04:44Yes?
04:45Um, some of the slaves got into the space Legos
04:48and added some satellite dishes
04:51and a big grappling arm to the west side of the pyramid.
04:56Ah, whip them?
04:57Whip the piss right out of them?
05:00Yes, sir.
05:02Although that does sound kind of kick-ass.
05:06Uh, your Majesty?
05:13We're officially out of Legos.
05:15Lots of Duplo blocks, though.
05:17Duplo?
05:17I'll Duplo you in the nut bag, Duplo!
05:21Ready for the big unveiling?
05:24Oh, show me, show me, show me.
05:25I'm trying to...
05:26Ta-da!
05:30What's this?
05:32You're great, mother f***er!
05:34Yay!
05:36Take that, tootin' hymen!
05:39I hereby declare
05:41the funky space pyramid
05:43of the people
05:44open for business!
05:46Hooray!
05:55Ah.
05:57Just right.
05:58You won't believe you're eating
06:00Ron Jeremy's Butter.
06:09Sidney, where are you?
06:21Sidney, the top-secret device
06:23is in a wall safe in the basement.
06:35I knew your credentials didn't check out,
06:37prize-winning chalice, my arse!
06:40Get her!
06:51I love you, Sidney,
06:53but we just can't be together.
07:00Sidney!
07:05Yeah!
07:07Oh, no!
07:16Damned kids!
07:19I love you.
07:22You love me.
07:25Damn right.
07:29Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?
07:31You're damn right I could.
07:34Is that Santa on the roof?
07:35Well, if not, I got a present for him.
07:39Santa!
07:40Santa!
07:40Santa!
07:41Oh, my mother f***ing knee!
07:44Oh, f***!
07:46Shit!
07:47Oh, f***ing, f*** it all to hell!
07:50That hurts like a mothaf***er!
07:53Dad, what's a scrotum?
07:54Huh.
07:55Huh.
07:56Uh, so, uh, Santa, what happened?
07:59Bandits, Goku!
08:00They stole my reindeer, and all the presents, and my pants!
08:07Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:09Christmas is our!
08:10You'll never get away with this!
08:12Ho, ho, ho!
08:13I've got five good reasons for you to shut up!
08:17Up!
08:17One, two, three, four, five!
08:21Dad, who are those guys?
08:23Kung-fu legends.
08:26That's the little drummer boy, whose mystical drum conjures demons most foul.
08:32The nutcracker, who knows over 100 different testicle-based attacks.
08:39And composite Santa Claus, who looks like one-half Santa and one-half Frosty the Snowman.
08:46What are composite Santa's powers?
08:48I don't know, but he freaks me right the f*** out!
08:55Intruders!
08:57I will conjure a demon with my magical drum!
08:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:09In A B B O M
09:15Spirit Ball!
09:16Killy-killy-l'oom!
09:25Holy shit!
09:29I'll get this one, Dad.
09:32You're not so tough.
09:33Chessicle Attack number 49!
09:36Ow, my Dragon Ball.
09:38Okay, I got nothing.
09:56Oh, temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
10:01My only weakness.
10:04We did it.
10:06Fools!
10:08Mrs. Santa?
10:10That's right.
10:11The mastermind behind this evil attack on Christmas is me.
10:17Why?
10:18It all started at the North Pole.
10:22I started getting terrible headaches.
10:24Mrs. Claus, are you okay?
10:29At first, I thought it was merely my period.
10:32But that was not the case, as I hit menopause centuries ago.
10:41Polar radiation forced an evolutionary change in me.
10:48Now, I want revenge.
10:50Go ahead and I need a minute to rest.
11:09It's up to you for now.
11:10I think one of them popped.
11:13It's payback time.
11:15Let's beat her up so bad, her kids will inherit the bruises.
11:19Yeah, we'll hit her so hard, she'll starve to death rolling.
11:22She's so ugly, we'll push your face and go and make gorilla biscuits.
11:27She's so black, when she go to night school, teacher mark her absence.
11:31That's still my wife, guys.
11:34Oh, your nose shoots lasers?
11:44You didn't think there was a reason it glows red?
11:46What is your shoe?
11:49Ew.
11:50To think I wanted to play your games.
11:52She's grown too gigantic and unstable.
12:04Women, my right fellas?
12:13The Tenka Ichabudokai is finally complete.
12:17What the fuck are you talking about?
12:20Was that even English?
12:21What happened to my wife?
12:25This is the last time I bring presents to Japan.
12:51Sit, Ubu, sit.
12:56Bad dog.
13:03Stupid monkey.

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