Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 12 Midnight Snack

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00:00It's Alive!

00:30Tonight's special guest star, Conan O'Brien.

00:39He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy.

00:44Here's your pizza, ma'am.

00:50Here's your pizza, ma'am.

00:51That'll be $18.44.

00:53I don't have any cash.

00:55Is there another way I can pay for it?

00:58Do you have a credit card?

01:02Isn't there another way?

01:05Traveler's checks?

01:07No, I mean...

01:11Debit card?

01:12We do the debit card now.

01:14Jeez, you sure are oblivious.

01:18It's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy.

01:28He's about to crack.

01:33You've seen world's most one-sided fistfights caught on film.

01:38Now check it out, Mardi Gras style.

01:42We take to the streets of New Orleans for wild Mardi Gras fistfights that are more one-sided than...

01:49You gumbo-brains if only one-sided fistfights.

01:57These fistfights are outrageously one-sided.

02:01I guarantee!

02:04And the fistfights really get one-sided when Snoop Dogg makes the scene.

02:11Hey, y'all. Snippity-diggity.

02:16Order now!

02:18Your mother is so fat when her beeper goes off, people believe she's backing up.

02:24Your mother is...

02:26Oh, my!

02:28The Educational Wrestling Federation is live and on the air!

02:32And trust me, folks, it's gonna be one hell of a night!

02:36Buck McCoy here, back again with former U.S. Secretary of Education, Rod Page!

02:42Hopefully tonight's event will be intellectually stimulating, as well as...

02:46What's that? Something's happening in the back!

02:48Here comes Benjamin Franklin, and ladies and gentlemen, he does not look happy!

02:56Franklin played a vital role building support abroad for America's battle for independence.

03:01And pardon my French, but he also played a vital role in getting his ass kicked, courtesy of the Wright Brothers.

03:09After last week's Pearl Harbor job, Franklin has got to be hungry for revenge!

03:15I suppose y'all saw what the Wright Brothers did to old Ben Franklin last week.

03:21Well, if y'all think it's a bunch of bullcrap, give me a booyah!

03:26Booyah!

03:27And furthermore...

03:30Hit those damned Wright Brothers!

03:32Their first successful airplane flight took place in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.

03:37You're damned Wright, Rod, those sneaky bastards!

03:39Like the wrong brother!

03:41Why, Franklin, it sure was fun taking your sorry eyes last week, and we want to do it again, tonight!

03:51And by the way, the match will start right now!

03:55They're doing it again!

03:57They're doing it again!

03:58Jump in Jesus on a pogo stick!

04:01The Wright Brothers are taking it to Benjamin Franklin again!

04:04It's Gandhi!

04:07I can't believe it!

04:08It's Gandhi!

04:09Gandhi's method of non-violent conflict resolution was ultimately what...

04:14You're damned straight!

04:15Mahatma's gonna resolve this conflict with a vengeance!

04:20Hellfire!

04:21Franklin's going up for the C-note!

04:23The C-note!

04:26Damn!

04:26Now that's educational!

04:29Mommy?

04:31What color are the boobies?

04:32Thanks!

04:36I can still see your sack.

04:39Welcome back to the 19th season of Oprah.

04:43Today, no dream is too big to fulfill.

04:48What can Oprah do for you?

04:50Me?

04:51Oh, oh my!

04:52I'd love a nice pastrami sandwich.

04:54Check under your chair!

05:00It's good.

05:02Everyone else, look under your chairs!

05:08Don't open them yet!

05:10Okay.

05:11Not yet!

05:14What is it?

05:14Can I...

05:15I don't know it.

05:16Now, open the boxes!

05:20They're keys to a new car!

05:23Everyone gets a new car!

05:32Okay, okay.

05:34Oprah's got a caller.

05:35What's your wish, sir?

05:37I would like more land for my people.

05:40Land we can be proud of.

05:41You want more land?

05:43How about the entire Louisiana Purchase?

05:51This will look great in my casino.

05:54You think that's something?

05:56No dream is too big.

05:59Look out, America!

06:00We're raising the dead!

06:02So you can see our loved ones again!

06:05All of you who have been laid to rest,

06:07I want you to rise up!

06:09The power of Oprah!

06:10The big O is coming at ya!

06:12We're almost out of time,

06:14but we can end the show

06:16with one more dream come true.

06:19Sally from North Dakota,

06:21what's your dream, little girl?

06:22I'd like Daddy to stop hurting Mommy.

06:32Grrr, what's that steering wheel be?

06:36Arr, it's driving me nuts!

06:39See you at the meeting!

06:40Yeah, see you there.

06:42Douche.

06:43Okay, bye!

07:00Okay, bye!

07:01Okay, bye!

07:13Hello?

07:15Hello, 911?

07:17I'm in a bathroom!

07:24Away!

07:43Dumpelstiltskin.

08:01A creature not of your world,

08:03but a user of its bathrooms.

08:06When finished,

08:07it leaves behind terror.

08:10Terror,

08:11and a basketball-sized

08:13chocolate mud baby

08:14from the Twilight Zone.

08:30Alright,

08:31let's take a look at

08:32Good Sweet Christ!

08:36You must find my client

08:38not guilty!

08:40Ladies and gentlemen,

08:43you hold the fate

08:44of this young man

08:45in your hands.

08:51Okay, y'all!

08:53The facts in this here case

08:54seem clear

08:55as a new

08:56forward windshield.

08:58Now,

08:58the kid's boss

08:59catches him

09:00stealing from the till.

09:02Well,

09:02the kid's gotta shut him up!

09:04No!

09:05No!

09:07Then,

09:09the kid

09:09ditches the bar.

09:14Guilty.

09:15Guilty.

09:15Like, totally guilty.

09:17Bark!

09:17So let's just vote

09:18this sucker guilty

09:19and hit the bar!

09:21Yee-haw!

09:23All in favor?

09:24Aye!

09:24All opposed?

09:26Nay.

09:27Bonus!

09:27The witness's testimony was totally unreliable.

09:31Isn't it true that your mother, sister, cousin, and aunt are all the same person?

09:41I believe the victim's mistress killed him.

09:44Miss Herring, what was the last conversation you had with the deceased?

09:49I told that greasy mechanic if he went back to his wife, I'd kill him.

09:54And did he go back to his wife?

09:56Yes.

09:57And did you kill him?

09:59Objection!

10:00Relevance!

10:01Sustained.

10:02Yeah!

10:03Then the 5-0 plant the DMA evidence.

10:07You can't trust the police or the type of police take my shoe shot box and beat me with it.

10:14My lordy!

10:17What?

10:18Every black man on the TV gots to be a possibitive role model?

10:23But the DNA evidence matched 13 out of 13 SDRs.

10:28The defendant's clearly guilty.

10:32Uh...

10:33You're a f***ing dog.

10:35Okay, so let's go over this again.

10:38And that's why we must find that young man not guilty.

10:46Fine, fine!

10:47How does everyone vote?

10:49Not guilty.

10:53Mr. Foreman, your verdict?

10:54Not guilty.

10:55Justice has been served.

10:58It's my belief that the mistress is guilty of this crime.

11:02What about the fact that Miss Herring was singing the national anthem at the World Series at the time of the murder?

11:08Uh...

11:10I told you I'd kill any man you loved if you wouldn't love me!

11:14Now I'll kill you, too!

11:16Oh, no!

11:17No!

11:18Sorry, pal.

11:20But you're one wrong I've just got a right!

11:23Wish I had fists!

11:28Jack Beckett, you're charged with double homicide.

11:41How do you plead?

11:42Not guilty, your honor.

11:43This is gonna be fun!

11:45Yee-haw!

11:47Oh, my God!

11:48He's got a gun!

11:50Nobody listened to me before.

11:52Jack must die!

11:54Jack!

11:55Jack, get him!

11:59Tune in next time, when every dog has its day...

12:04BOK!"

12:09BOK"?

12:13BOK!"

12:15BOK!

12:16BOK!

12:17pser you!?

12:18BOK一下!

12:19BOK!

12:20FUK!

12:21...

12:22....

12:23AULK, &

12:23AULK,

12:24Stupid monkey.

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