Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 6 1987

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00:00Woo!

00:30This here is my town, and I won't let you take it.

00:46You just try and stop us!

01:00All the day's work, kid!

01:20Hollywood's turned everything from old TV shows to video games to theme park rides into movies.

01:27Now they're tackling board games, guaranteeing audiences will be un-board this summer.

01:34In a town torn apart by crime, the heroes bite back!

01:44You boys sure are hungry.

01:46Hungry for justice!

01:49A hippo playing pool.

01:56I'd like to see that.

01:58Fine.

01:59I'll break.

02:01It's a race.

02:03Help!

02:04Hippos!

02:05It's a chase!

02:07So hurry up and feed your face!

02:22Hungry Hungry Hippos!

02:26I always knew them hippos was trouble.

02:32Officer John Shoots was born to be a cop.

02:38Yeah!

02:39Officer Mikey Ladders was born to be wild.

02:42You weren't just robbing one man, you know.

02:44You gotta look at the socio-economic realities of the situation.

02:48Oh, I'm sorry.

02:49Am I punching you too hard?

02:51But this summer, Officer Shoots and Officer Ladders are born to be...

02:56PARTNERS!

02:57Okay, well, uh, let's just do what we do best.

03:07Yeah!

03:12You kids need to give me some respect!

03:14Oh, my dodgeball!

03:16Grandma Sue...

03:18Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson.

03:25Yeah, okay, okay.

03:26I'm, I'm enthusiastic.

03:27This is good.

03:28This is nice spaghetti.

03:29Shoots and Ladders.

03:31Also, catch Ben Stiller in the following movies this summer.

03:34All we need to do is get past security, disable the alarms, break into the vault, and carry

03:44$400 billion in untraceable bills out of the casino.

03:47Thank God go away.

03:48That's what I call royal blush!

03:49Jackpot, daddy-o!

03:50Slip and slide the movie!

03:51This summer action is all wet and plastic, and you can slide on it!

03:54Ah!

03:55Oh!

03:56Oh!

03:57Oh!

03:58Oh!

03:59Oh!

04:00Oh!

04:01Oh!

04:02Massage chair!

04:03If we lived in Canada, I would make you my bride!

04:05Galector!

04:06Oh no!

04:07It's molar!

04:08Eternian dentist!

04:09You missed your 10-15 appointment!

04:11Oh, massage chair, if we lived in Canada, I would make you my bride.

04:29Galector!

04:30Oh, no.

04:31It's Molar.

04:33Eternian dentist.

04:35You missed your 10-15 appointment.

04:38I'm busy, Molar.

04:40You have an impacted wisdom tooth, Skeletor.

04:45It has to come out.

04:46I'm a talking skill.

04:49What do I care if...

04:50You know what?

04:51The hell with this.

04:54The boss man says his appointment is canceled.

05:01Hey.

05:02I'm all out of meat flavor.

05:04How come Beast Man got the dental floss and I got the fucking drill in my eye?

05:16Success!

05:17Oh, you son of a bitch.

05:25Molar, Eternian dentist.

05:27Comes with everything you see here.

05:29M-E-A-T-M-A-C-H-I-N-E.

05:34Meat machine, meat machine.

05:36All right, break.

05:37So I threw the Senate at him.

05:40The whole Senate.

05:43True story.

05:44Oh, my God.

05:46That is so fun.

05:47You made it come out of my nose.

05:52Go for Papa Palpatine.

05:54You have a collect call from...

05:56Darth Vader.

06:00Ugh.

06:01I gotta take this.

06:02Hold on.

06:03Vader.

06:04How's my favorite Sith?

06:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.

06:08Whoa, whoa.

06:08Just slow down.

06:10Huh?

06:12What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?

06:16Fuck.

06:17Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

06:20Fuck.

06:22Who's they?

06:23What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

06:29Okay.

06:30Okay.

06:30So who's left?

06:32Are you shitting me?

06:34Well, where are you?

06:36Wait a sec.

06:37You've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?

06:41You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.

06:48Oh, oh, oh.

06:49I'm sorry.

06:49I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermostat.

06:53It's a normal exhaust port that's only two meters wide.

06:56That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet.

06:59Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?

07:03Hang on.

07:04I got another call.

07:05What?

07:06I'm very busy right now.

07:09Oh.

07:10Oh, well, where are they going?

07:13Oh, all right.

07:15Just get me a turkey club.

07:19Coleslaw, I guess.

07:20I'm not even going to eat it.

07:22What are you getting?

07:25Yeah, see, I always order the wrong thing.

07:29No, no, no.

07:29I'll just stick with that.

07:31Okay, bye.

07:32What?

07:33Oh, uh, cherry Coke.

07:35Thanks.

07:36Sorry about that.

07:37What?

07:41Oh, oh, just rebuild it?

07:43Oh, that, a real fucking original.

07:45And who's going to give me a loan jackhole?

07:47You?

07:48You got an ATM on that torso light, bright?

07:51Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here,

07:54or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about Potamame,

07:58or Panda Bear, or whatever the hell her name is.

08:00Oh, jeez, he's crying.

08:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, don't do that.

08:10Just, just, look, I, you know, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now.

08:15Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers.

08:18You know, I didn't mean to snap.

08:21Oh, oh, uh, just, just get back here.

08:27Okay, okay, bye.

08:29I, yeah, I, I love you too.

08:34And then this sap will be made into yummy maple syrup.

08:38Now what is wrong here?

08:40Oh yeah, almost there, almost there.

08:44This is the name of science, boy.

08:46We're going to conduct an experiment up inside your anus.

08:50Now, squeal like a pea.

08:54Fight.

08:57Finish him.

09:01Pressure's down to 60.

09:03Damn it, he's losing too much blood.

09:05Don't you die on me, you hear?

09:07Nurse, get me more on eggs, stat.

09:20Feeling better?

09:41I feel great.

09:43Finish him.

09:43Good night, love bug.

09:50You know, you gotta watch that flirting.

09:53It'll get you into trouble.

09:56Trouble.

09:57What have you been sleeping on?

10:25Pan-global oil keeps dumping sludge into the Atlantic Ocean.

10:31That burns my ass.

10:33Forget it, Ted.

10:35There's nothing you can do.

10:36Maybe I can't.

10:38But Captain Planet can.

10:46Captain Planet.

10:48Captain Planet!

10:57Captain Planet!

11:00Captain Planet!

11:09Captain Planet!

11:10Where are we going to dump our sludge next?

11:12The Grand Canyon could hold a lot of sludge.

11:14It sure could.

11:15Yeah, let's sludge the hell out of the Grand Canyon.

11:17Yeah.

11:18Is that Ted Turner?

11:20I think it is.

11:21What the hell's he doing?

11:22I don't know.

11:23He's on one of those zip lines.

11:24Oh, yeah.

11:24Is that what they're called?

11:25Zip lines?

11:26Zip lines.

11:27Yeah, I always thought...

11:27Oh, yeah.

11:28Captain Planet!

11:31You've got glass in my eyes.

11:33And my foot in your walls.

11:36Captain Planet!

11:39What do you want, Mr. Turner?

11:41Just sign this pledge not to dump any more sludge and I'll let you go.

11:46Okay, okay.

11:47This appears to be an order.

11:50Captain Planet!

11:51Protect the environment or I'll fucking kill you!

12:03Captain Planet!

12:06You heard it here, folks.

12:07The biggest catchphrase of the new millennium will be Captain Planet.

12:12My friends say it all the time.

12:14We kick each other in the nuts.

12:16Oh, that's awesome!

12:17Because the opening credits sequence basically tells you, you are the chicken forced to watch this shit.

12:24Am I getting paid for this?

12:25If I had a toy of myself, I'd have to make out with it.

12:28Yeah, ooh, Twinkie the Kid, that's topical.

12:32Mmm, mmm.

12:33Hey, here's another great thing.

12:35We're gonna do movie parodies.

12:38Does the world need another Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller movie?

12:42The answer is an emphatic yes.

12:45Chutes and ladders!

12:46What, are you kidding me?

12:47A travesty!

12:48This is comedy to these people!

12:50Yes, yes, yes, and more yes.

12:54Mmm, mmm.

12:55It used to be that when your career was on the downslope, you'd just go to infomercials.

12:59Now, you go to Robot Chicken.

13:01Mmm, mmm.

13:02The best Robot Chicken ever.

13:04Couldn't be a more opposite statement.

13:07That show stinks.

13:08It's not gay, it's masturbation!

13:10People watch this on television.

13:13They chose this!

13:15stupid monkey.

13:16You are amazing.

13:16Holy stories again.

13:16There she is.

13:18No!

13:30There she is.

13:31You're over here!

13:32Fuck.

13:39Stupid monkey.

Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 6 1987

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