Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 17 Operation Rich In Spirit

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00:00It's alive!

00:30The makers of Grand Larceny San Diego are back for the ultimate street experience!

00:54Over 40 hours of original gameplay from the authority and balls to the wall action!

01:02Shoot your parents!

01:04Urinate on the homeless!

01:06Kick a puppy!

01:08Play head to head or online!

01:14Make sweet, sweet love to your hot cousin!

01:18Or your hot cousin's mentally disabled friend!

01:22Take out your aggression the old fashioned way!

01:25With a motor vehicle!

01:27Extra points for family members!

01:30Unlock expert modes and characters like Van Margera!

01:34Rated E for everyone!

01:40That was very rude!

01:42Very, very, very rude to touch my radio!

01:44Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

01:47Bitch, don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!

01:52You watch one of the tapes, and if you like the girl, we'll arrange a meeting!

02:02So, I can pick any tape?

02:04Any tape!

02:05Good luck, homie!

02:06Can you call me?

02:07Oh!

02:08Oh!

02:09Oh!

02:10Oh!

02:11Oh!

02:12Ahhh!

02:13I like trees, and dolls, and ponies...if they don't keep me up at night!

02:26I like trees and dolls and ponies

02:38if they don't keep me up at night

02:40long walks by the cliffs

02:41and nice Catholic men

02:43hope to meet you soon

02:45I think I just

02:48out my heart

02:49I wonder if she puts out

02:54you know

02:56when a butterfly

02:58like when he flaps his wings

03:00that has a huge effect

03:02all the way around the world

03:04like in Japan and stuff

03:07really?

03:21no regrets

03:23blow out the candles grandma

03:38grandma?

03:39oh no mom

03:44wait wait wait for me

03:46what did I miss?

03:47I really needed this

03:53you are finished now

03:55Mr. Joe

03:55you want happy ending?

03:58uh what?

03:59oh no no

04:01I'm not into that

04:02oh yeah yeah yeah

04:04very good happy ending

04:05no no really

04:07that's okay

04:08no hey no

04:09happy ending

04:10hey hey

04:11yeah

04:11hey get away from me

04:13happy ending

04:14so somebody help me

04:15happy ending

04:16yeah

04:18happy ending

04:19happy ending

04:22oh yeah yeah yeah

04:25officer

04:26you gotta help me

04:28what's going on here?

04:30thanks

04:30happy ending

04:32oh no

04:37happy ending

04:39hey man get out of my room

04:40sorry

04:41excuse me

04:41sorry I'm just turning

04:43sorry

04:43watch out

04:45happy ending

04:46excuse me

04:46coming through me

04:47happy ending

04:48out of my way

04:49happy ending

04:50happy ending

04:52happy ending

04:58happy ending

04:59happy ending

05:00happy ending

05:02no

05:05I wish to massage

05:07you can hit the egg roll

05:08happy ending

05:10it's good

05:18it's only women's soccer

05:35nobody cares

05:36what the

05:38my name is Neo

05:41and I'm going to beat you

05:43robots

05:44my name is Constantine

05:48and I'm going to defeat you demon

05:50I'm the guy from Speed

05:54and I'm going to stop you

05:56famous character actor Dennis Hopper

05:58cut

06:02hi I'm Keanu Reeves

06:04I've beaten the world of acting

06:07and now I'm going to beat the world

06:09of breakfast sausages

06:10they're tasty

06:12don't believe me?

06:14listen to these breakfast fans

06:16oh hello

06:18I did not notice you there

06:21I'm a fan

06:22of sausage

06:24I like Keanu's sausage

06:27the best

06:29to eat

06:31they're so juicy

06:35I can't start the day without

06:38an amazing sausage

06:39in my mouth

06:41that's where

06:43Keanu

06:44comes in

06:45whoa

06:50that's good sausage

06:52oh

07:01very good

07:02Billy

07:03just delightful

07:07Judy

07:08excellent

07:11Emily

07:12okay people

07:15stay cool

07:16where are the plans

07:19what

07:20where are the plans

07:23I don't

07:24I don't

07:25no

07:25plans

07:27kinda busy here chief

07:30whoa whoa wait

07:33wait

07:33did you say

07:35Eisenhower middle school

07:37um

07:39sorry everyone

07:41just a drill

07:42Mrs. Dorsey

07:49what happens

07:51when 200 monkeys

07:52are set loose

07:53on a deserted island

07:55and what happens

07:57if that island

07:57is booby trapped

07:59with thousands

07:59of landmines

08:01crazy monkeys

08:03on landmine island

08:05when subterranean

08:06munitions

08:07meet those

08:08semi-intelligent

08:09sim hints

08:10the results

08:11are outrageously loud

08:13woohoo

08:17woo

08:18woo

08:20woo

08:22woo

08:24woo

08:26woo

08:27woo

08:28and the fun

08:29really gets started

08:30when Snoop Dogg

08:31makes the scene

08:32hey y'all

08:33snibbity diggity

08:35crazy monkeys

08:38on landmine island

08:39Michael Flatley

08:41is the lord

08:43of the dance

08:44Darth Vader

08:47is the lord

08:49of the Sith

08:50why dude

08:55what are we doing here

08:57Camp Crystal Lake

08:59supposedly haunted

09:02by a machete

09:03wielding spook

09:05named Jason Voorhees

09:07we should make

09:09like hockey sticks

09:10and get the puck

09:11out of here

09:12well hello there

09:14it's Don Knotts

09:15and Phyllis Stiller

09:16we're the camp

09:17counselors

09:18of course

09:19after this gig

09:20I'm the one

09:21who's gonna need

09:22counseling

09:23I suggest

09:25we split up

09:26Shaggy and Scooby

09:27you check the campground

09:28Velma

09:28you check the woods

09:30Daphne and I'll

09:30check out the bunkhouse

09:32and have some of that

09:33nice sex

09:33until you get back

09:34sex

09:35you

09:36with her

09:37but without Dickie

09:39you couldn't even

09:40bag an old bag

09:41like me

09:42it's an ascot

09:45you old whore

09:46an ascot

09:48well

09:49your ascot

09:50laid out

09:51by this old whore

09:53Dickie

09:53this place gives me

09:57like the heebie jeebies

09:59ruby red

10:02like oh boy

10:03man

10:04I am one sad

10:07dog food eating

10:08hippie

10:09like sorry man

10:13my mistake

10:14zoinks

10:16the killer

10:18run Scoob

10:19gosh Freddie

10:42are we really

10:43gonna go all the way

10:44if one more person

10:46says something

10:46about my ascot

10:48damn it's fashionable

10:49far out

10:54that must be

10:55Jason's

10:56dead mother

10:57this explains

10:58everything

10:59that must be

11:03Jason's dead mother

11:05this explains

11:06everything

11:07Fred you're an

11:08asshole

11:08and that ascot

11:10makes you look

11:10gay

11:11her first

11:14kill her first

11:15hey

11:16the virgin

11:23always lives

11:24the longest

11:25in these horror

11:26movies

11:27god my life

11:28sucks

11:29you think

11:29your life

11:30sucks

11:30one of my

11:31apartment tenants

11:32might be a

11:33flaming homo

11:34and that ain't all

11:36somebody killed me

11:38now let's see who

11:55Jason Voorhees

11:57really is

11:58old man

12:00Phillips

12:01but why

12:02Spanish doubloons

12:05worth hundreds of

12:06dollars are sitting

12:07at the bottom

12:08of the lake

12:08they would have

12:09been all mine

12:11if it weren't

12:12for you

12:12meddling

12:13kids

12:14a bunch of coins

12:16all my friends

12:17are dead

12:18they're dead

12:19and I'm still

12:20a virgin

12:21a virgin

12:22you know

12:23we can fix that

12:25and I'm still

12:32a virgin

12:33so

12:33oh

12:34oh

12:34brother

12:35oh

12:37wise

12:40yes

12:41I know a lot

12:42about pleasing

12:43a young child

12:44give it to me

12:44wise man

12:45give it to me

12:47oh yeah

12:48here you go

12:49oh

12:49hey

12:50oh I think

12:52I've got a clue

12:53I've got little

12:54to no sensation

12:55in the lower half

12:56of my body

12:57yeah

12:58girlie

13:01what a mess

13:03that's what I'm

13:04talking about

13:05yeah

13:05good

13:06oh yeah

13:08oh

13:09this is gonna be

13:11a long one

13:12okay

13:13my back is

13:15stupid monkey

13:20I've got a lot

13:22I've got a lot

13:23of my body

13:24I've got a lot

13:25of my body

13:26I've got a lot

13:27of my body

13:28I've got a lot

13:29of my body

13:30I've got a lot

13:31of my body

13:32I've got a lot

13:33of my body

13:34I've got a lot

13:35of my body

13:36I've got a lot

13:37of my body

13:38I've got a lot

13:39of my body

13:40I've got a lot

13:41of my body

13:42I've got a lot

13:43of my body

13:44I've got a lot

13:45of my body

13:46I've got a lot

13:47of my body

13:48I've got a lot

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