Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 9 Massage Chair

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00:00It's in the morning!

00:30Shut up down there!

00:43Trying to sleep!

00:48Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm a lady!

00:52Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

01:00Well, my clothes are soft, but they're not huggably soft.

01:04Leave it to me!

01:06Being huggably soft is my business, and business is good!

01:12They are soft, and so are you, Cuddles.

01:16Very, very soft.

01:21Uh, um, where are we going?

01:25I need your softness.

01:30Oh, so soft.

01:33This is a no-no.

01:35So soft.

01:36A big no-no.

01:37Don't fight it.

01:38Ah!

01:39Ah!

01:40Ow!

01:41Ah!

01:42Ow!

01:43Ah!

01:44Ow!

01:45You might want to clean yourself up.

01:49Good as new!

01:50Yeah!

01:51Good as new!

01:52My!

01:53You're just so huggably soft!

01:54No, no, I'm not really...

01:55Dead soft!

01:56Ah!

01:57Ah!

01:58Ah!

01:59Ah!

02:00Ah!

02:01Ah!

02:02Ah!

02:03Ah!

02:04Ah!

02:05Ah!

02:06Ah!

02:07Ah!

02:09Ah!

02:10Ah!

02:11Ah!

02:12Ah!

02:13Ah!

02:14Ah!

02:15Cuddles' brand fabric softener, when your clothes have to be huggably, rapably fresh.

02:19I just want to help you with your clothes.

02:23I don't want your sandwich.

02:29Did you finish that marketing proposal?

02:31Nope.

02:32I told you to give it to me today.

02:34I could have sworn you said Thursday.

02:36No, I said Wednesday.

02:39I don't think so.

02:40Thursday.

02:41Wednesday, douchebag.

02:43Thursday, assface.

02:44Wednesday, you fucking idiot.

02:46What is going on here?

02:47We're having a fight.

02:49About the due date of the marketing proposal.

02:51Well, then there's only one way to solve it.

02:55Part.

02:58Stapler.

03:00Stapler.

03:01Post it.

03:02Post it.

03:03Post it.

03:04Finish.

03:09Level two.

03:11You know that proposal was due on Wednesday, Jim.

03:14Thursday, Nancy.

03:15Part.

03:15Hot club.

03:16Ah!

03:16Sexual harassment.

03:20Lawsuit.

03:21Lawsuit.

03:22Letter opener.

03:25Level three.

03:27Ryu from Street Fighter.

03:29I didn't know you worked here.

03:30I don't.

03:31But that proposal was definitely due on Wednesday.

03:34Part.

03:35I do bet.

03:35I'll get right on it.

03:39Daily mail, administer Griffin.

03:41Excellent.

03:42Next year's funding's come through.

03:45One dollar?

03:46What'll we do with one dollar?

03:48We're going back to basics.

03:50That's what.

03:51T-minus.

03:52Five.

03:53Four.

03:54Three.

03:55Two.

03:56Two.

03:57One.

03:59One.

04:00Using outer space.

04:03Protecting the freedom of the human race.

04:07Four fingers on its hand.

04:11Freedom across the land.

04:16Protecting the United States.

04:19We all live to these primates.

04:24Many died along the way.

04:28In fact, they all did.

04:30But that's us.

04:32Monkey is an outer space.

04:36Protecting the freedom of the human race.

04:41Monkey is an outer space.

04:44What is it ever than humans do?

04:49Our human life is a terrible waste.

04:53The last one we shined monkeys into space.

04:57We used all the monkeys that we could find.

05:01Fifty dead monkeys, huge them all.

05:09Monkeys in outer space.

05:11Protecting the freedom of the human race.

05:17Monkey is an outer space.

05:29Yeah!

05:30Do the do!

05:32Mr. President, do your vitals all check out fine?

05:35There is just one thing.

05:37Your midichlorian count is extraordinarily high.

05:40Does that mean that I'm one of them, what you call them, uh, Jedi's?

05:50Oh, not tonight.

05:53I'm tired, honey.

05:55You're not tired.

05:56You want to have a threesome.

05:58I'm not tired.

05:59I want to have a threesome.

06:03Get me Condi.

06:04Oh, sorry, W.

06:13Big Mac attack.

06:14Yee-hoo!

06:18Hey, hey, whoa, what's really?

06:24He-he-he-he-he-he-he.

06:25Saber beats rock.

06:33What the hell?

06:34Who dares disturb my slumber?

06:56Who dares question my daring of his dare, jerk?

07:04It is I.

07:05I who freed the slaves.

07:08I who united the...

07:09Oh, my ring.

07:10Let's fight.

07:10If you strike me down, I shall become...

07:30Wait a minute, let me finish...

07:31That'll teach you, George Washington.

07:35Jenna, get over here right now.

07:38I am your father.

07:40That's not true.

07:42That's impossible.

07:45My real father would let me go clubbing as late as I want.

07:50You little...

07:52Ow!

07:53Oh no, baby, I'm sorry.

07:55Ow!

07:57You can die!

07:59No!

08:04Was it just a dream?

08:07Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction.

08:11You have found weapons of mass destruction.

08:15Uh, hi.

08:18We haven't.

08:19You have.

08:22I don't know what you're doing.

08:24Bring me a taco.

08:25Yes, sir.

08:26Tacos rule.

08:34Excuse me, could you please help me?

08:38Oh.

08:44Is everyone ready for more of those uproarious bloopers?

08:48Yay!

08:49Who let the dogs out?

08:55It's time to raise the wolf with these mishaps on the Lassie set.

09:02Timmy's in the well.

09:03Let's go, Lassie.

09:05Oh, oh!

09:05Ah!

09:06Ah!

09:06Get em off!

09:07Ah!

09:07Get em off!

09:08Get em off!

09:10Timmy's in the well.

09:11Let's go, Lassie!

09:13No, no, no.

09:13Ah!

09:14Oh!

09:15What the fuck?

09:16Ah!

09:18Timmy's in the well.

09:19Let's go, Lassie!

09:22Ah!

09:22No!

09:23Get off!

09:24Get off!

09:25Get off!

09:26Get off!

09:27Get off!

09:28Get off!

09:30Boy, that guy really had it rough.

09:35Speaking of spay and neutering, Bob Barker was accused of sexual harassment.

09:41Here's a Price is Right blooper.

09:43Alright, big spin.

09:58If you think that's the only time things got awkward on a game show, here's some feud for thought.

10:04Marjorie? Susan? Matthew?

10:11Uh-uh.

10:17A later host of The Family Feud would hang himself.

10:23Britney Spears' chaotic shocked the world with its private moments and low ratings.

10:28Here's some scenes that were too chaotic even for UPN.

10:32UPN!

10:33We famous, baby!

10:35Yeah!

10:37Toot toot!

10:39No, baby.

10:40I'm famous.

10:41And you're only famous because I'm famous.

10:44Ha ha ha!

10:45Ha ha!

10:46Ha ha!

10:47Ho Ho!

10:48Ya.

10:49Ha ha Ha ha ha!

10:54Ha ha ha!

10:55Oh, buddy.

11:01David.

11:02You wouldn't think Nicolas Cage and Michael Jackson have anything in common,

11:07but they both poke their heads into Graceland,

11:10and they both add their skulls on fire.

11:13Here's a Ghost Rider outtake.

11:15Okay, Nick, are you ready?

11:17Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

11:25Did anyone teach him to ride a motorcycle?

11:32Anyone?

11:33Who didn't masturbate to Hulk Hogan's bulging biceps in the 80s?

11:38Let's see what he's up to now, and Hogan Knows Best.

11:42Let me ask you something, brother.

11:44Who wants peas?

11:46The Hulkster said, who wants peas?

11:55Hulkamania's running mild, brother.

12:01Do you like watching stupid people get injured?

12:04So did fans of MTV's Jackass.

12:08The network begged viewers not to try this at home,

12:11but of course they did.

12:13Y'all recording? Here we go.

12:15What?

12:16Oh, yeah.

12:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:21Ah, ah, ah, ah.

12:25Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:41Yeah, go, go, go, go.

12:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

12:50Damn.

12:50that's all for today hope to see you next time for even more side splitting bloopers

13:20stupid monkey

13:50You

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