Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 9 Massage Chair
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00:00It's in the morning!
00:30Shut up down there!
00:43Trying to sleep!
00:48Ooh la la! Look at me! I'm a lady!
00:52Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:00Well, my clothes are soft, but they're not huggably soft.
01:04Leave it to me!
01:06Being huggably soft is my business, and business is good!
01:12They are soft, and so are you, Cuddles.
01:16Very, very soft.
01:21Uh, um, where are we going?
01:25I need your softness.
01:30Oh, so soft.
01:33This is a no-no.
01:35So soft.
01:36A big no-no.
01:37Don't fight it.
01:38Ah!
01:39Ah!
01:40Ow!
01:41Ah!
01:42Ow!
01:43Ah!
01:44Ow!
01:45You might want to clean yourself up.
01:49Good as new!
01:50Yeah!
01:51Good as new!
01:52My!
01:53You're just so huggably soft!
01:54No, no, I'm not really...
01:55Dead soft!
01:56Ah!
01:57Ah!
01:58Ah!
01:59Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:01Ah!
02:02Ah!
02:03Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:06Ah!
02:07Ah!
02:09Ah!
02:10Ah!
02:11Ah!
02:12Ah!
02:13Ah!
02:14Ah!
02:15Cuddles' brand fabric softener, when your clothes have to be huggably, rapably fresh.
02:19I just want to help you with your clothes.
02:23I don't want your sandwich.
02:29Did you finish that marketing proposal?
02:31Nope.
02:32I told you to give it to me today.
02:34I could have sworn you said Thursday.
02:36No, I said Wednesday.
02:39I don't think so.
02:40Thursday.
02:41Wednesday, douchebag.
02:43Thursday, assface.
02:44Wednesday, you fucking idiot.
02:46What is going on here?
02:47We're having a fight.
02:49About the due date of the marketing proposal.
02:51Well, then there's only one way to solve it.
02:55Part.
02:58Stapler.
03:00Stapler.
03:01Post it.
03:02Post it.
03:03Post it.
03:04Finish.
03:09Level two.
03:11You know that proposal was due on Wednesday, Jim.
03:14Thursday, Nancy.
03:15Part.
03:15Hot club.
03:16Ah!
03:16Sexual harassment.
03:20Lawsuit.
03:21Lawsuit.
03:22Letter opener.
03:25Level three.
03:27Ryu from Street Fighter.
03:29I didn't know you worked here.
03:30I don't.
03:31But that proposal was definitely due on Wednesday.
03:34Part.
03:35I do bet.
03:35I'll get right on it.
03:39Daily mail, administer Griffin.
03:41Excellent.
03:42Next year's funding's come through.
03:45One dollar?
03:46What'll we do with one dollar?
03:48We're going back to basics.
03:50That's what.
03:51T-minus.
03:52Five.
03:53Four.
03:54Three.
03:55Two.
03:56Two.
03:57One.
03:59One.
04:00Using outer space.
04:03Protecting the freedom of the human race.
04:07Four fingers on its hand.
04:11Freedom across the land.
04:16Protecting the United States.
04:19We all live to these primates.
04:24Many died along the way.
04:28In fact, they all did.
04:30But that's us.
04:32Monkey is an outer space.
04:36Protecting the freedom of the human race.
04:41Monkey is an outer space.
04:44What is it ever than humans do?
04:49Our human life is a terrible waste.
04:53The last one we shined monkeys into space.
04:57We used all the monkeys that we could find.
05:01Fifty dead monkeys, huge them all.
05:09Monkeys in outer space.
05:11Protecting the freedom of the human race.
05:17Monkey is an outer space.
05:29Yeah!
05:30Do the do!
05:32Mr. President, do your vitals all check out fine?
05:35There is just one thing.
05:37Your midichlorian count is extraordinarily high.
05:40Does that mean that I'm one of them, what you call them, uh, Jedi's?
05:50Oh, not tonight.
05:53I'm tired, honey.
05:55You're not tired.
05:56You want to have a threesome.
05:58I'm not tired.
05:59I want to have a threesome.
06:03Get me Condi.
06:04Oh, sorry, W.
06:13Big Mac attack.
06:14Yee-hoo!
06:18Hey, hey, whoa, what's really?
06:24He-he-he-he-he-he-he.
06:25Saber beats rock.
06:33What the hell?
06:33What the hell?
06:34Who dares disturb my slumber?
06:56Who dares question my daring of his dare, jerk?
07:04It is I.
07:05I who freed the slaves.
07:08I who united the...
07:09Oh, my ring.
07:10Let's fight.
07:10If you strike me down, I shall become...
07:30Wait a minute, let me finish...
07:31That'll teach you, George Washington.
07:35Jenna, get over here right now.
07:38I am your father.
07:40That's not true.
07:42That's impossible.
07:45My real father would let me go clubbing as late as I want.
07:50You little...
07:52Ow!
07:53Oh no, baby, I'm sorry.
07:55Ow!
07:57You can die!
07:59No!
08:04Was it just a dream?
08:07Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction.
08:11You have found weapons of mass destruction.
08:15Uh, hi.
08:18We haven't.
08:19You have.
08:22I don't know what you're doing.
08:24Bring me a taco.
08:25Yes, sir.
08:26Tacos rule.
08:34Excuse me, could you please help me?
08:38Oh.
08:44Is everyone ready for more of those uproarious bloopers?
08:48Yay!
08:49Who let the dogs out?
08:55It's time to raise the wolf with these mishaps on the Lassie set.
09:02Timmy's in the well.
09:03Let's go, Lassie.
09:05Oh, oh!
09:05Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:06Get em off!
09:07Ah!
09:07Get em off!
09:08Get em off!
09:10Timmy's in the well.
09:11Let's go, Lassie!
09:13No, no, no.
09:13Ah!
09:14Oh!
09:15What the fuck?
09:16Ah!
09:18Timmy's in the well.
09:19Let's go, Lassie!
09:22Ah!
09:22No!
09:23Get off!
09:23Get off!
09:24Get off!
09:25Get off!
09:26Get off!
09:26Get off!
09:27Get off!
09:27Get off!
09:28Get off!
09:30Boy, that guy really had it rough.
09:35Speaking of spay and neutering, Bob Barker was accused of sexual harassment.
09:41Here's a Price is Right blooper.
09:43Alright, big spin.
09:58If you think that's the only time things got awkward on a game show, here's some feud for thought.
10:04Marjorie? Susan? Matthew?
10:11Uh-uh.
10:17A later host of The Family Feud would hang himself.
10:23Britney Spears' chaotic shocked the world with its private moments and low ratings.
10:28Here's some scenes that were too chaotic even for UPN.
10:32UPN!
10:33We famous, baby!
10:35Yeah!
10:37Toot toot!
10:39No, baby.
10:40I'm famous.
10:41And you're only famous because I'm famous.
10:44Ha ha ha!
10:45Ha ha!
10:46Ha ha!
10:47Ho Ho!
10:48Ya.
10:49Ha ha Ha ha ha!
10:54Ha ha ha!
10:55Oh, buddy.
11:01David.
11:02You wouldn't think Nicolas Cage and Michael Jackson have anything in common,
11:07but they both poke their heads into Graceland,
11:10and they both add their skulls on fire.
11:13Here's a Ghost Rider outtake.
11:15Okay, Nick, are you ready?
11:17Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go.
11:25Did anyone teach him to ride a motorcycle?
11:32Anyone?
11:33Who didn't masturbate to Hulk Hogan's bulging biceps in the 80s?
11:38Let's see what he's up to now, and Hogan Knows Best.
11:42Let me ask you something, brother.
11:44Who wants peas?
11:46The Hulkster said, who wants peas?
11:55Hulkamania's running mild, brother.
12:01Do you like watching stupid people get injured?
12:04So did fans of MTV's Jackass.
12:08The network begged viewers not to try this at home,
12:11but of course they did.
12:13Y'all recording? Here we go.
12:15What?
12:16Oh, yeah.
12:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:21Ah, ah, ah, ah.
12:25Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:41Yeah, go, go, go, go.
12:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:50Damn.
12:50that's all for today hope to see you next time for even more side splitting bloopers
13:20stupid monkey
13:50You