Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 15 Kiddie Pool

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00:00It's alive!

00:30Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!

00:52I f***ing hate you.

01:00You're gonna take good care of my car, right?

01:02You guys got nothing to worry about. I'm professional.

01:06A professional what?

01:08Come on, I'm hungry!

01:10Hey, you're not Michael.

01:18You can talk?

01:20If he can talk, I bet he can party!

01:36Yeah!

01:38Playin', playin' with the car

01:44Oh, playin' with the car

01:46Oh, playin' with the car

01:50Oh, playin' with the car

01:54That's a parking limo

01:58Oh, playin' with the car

02:02Callin' and talk

02:04I said it was a bad time

02:08For a turbo boost

02:10For a turbo boost

02:12I said it was a bad time

02:16For a rocket pursuit

02:18Yeah!

02:20Playin' with the car

02:22Playin' with the car

02:26Playin' with the car

02:28Playin' with the car

02:30Playin' with the car

02:32Playin' with the car

02:34Playin' with the car

02:41Kid?

02:45Kid?

02:54Stop farting!

02:58That looked like my toe!

03:00Were you in such a hurry

03:02Going to the ball?

03:04Not anymore

03:06We love you, Grandma

03:08Oh, I don't like it here

03:11Everybody's trying to kill me

03:14Oh, Mom

03:16Nobody's trying to kill you

03:18Steve, we're gonna be late for the movie

03:21We'll see you next week

03:25Goodbye, Grandma!

03:27Okay, dear

03:29If I could get to it

03:31I hope I turn it

03:32Check it out

03:33Home

03:35We're gonna be here

03:37We reveal

03:38We are out of my heart

03:39declining

03:40This will be one

03:41runter

03:42Back meaning

03:43You can't

03:44、 you know

03:45Okay, bigger

03:47Usually

03:48You're walking

03:55etti

03:56Run!

04:26Lights out means lights out.

04:44Oh! Oh, gosh! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

05:08Hi, everybody!

05:10They're 18 now. That's so awesome.

05:15Why's that?

05:16Because, you know, they're legal.

05:19Dude, you're like 35.

05:21Thanks, everybody. See you soon.

05:27What's the latest fabulous news, everybody?

05:30The Mary-Kate and Ashley in Moscow DVD hit number one.

05:34I knew it would.

05:35The Olsen Twins Tropical Toothpaste was endorsed by the American Tooth Association.

05:40I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.

05:44Great!

05:45Yes, chief?

05:49What?

05:50The city's in trouble.

05:51We'll be right there!

05:53Olsen twin powers, activate!

05:58Form of a giant eagle!

06:03Shape of a bucket of water!

06:06Help of a giant eagle!

06:11Hey!

06:13That castle perilous Khalil!

06:16MYTOM!

06:17A bibliothèus!

06:23If you fucking know official toys are notonic,

06:28please use it.

06:29And if you miss my character,

06:31you've only one!

06:33Oh, I hope the Olsen twins get here in time.

06:40The dragon's tearing up the city!

06:44We've gotta stop him!

06:46Let's do it, Mary-Kate!

07:03Ew! Did you see that?

07:09I totally did! His skin is totally irritated!

07:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

07:16Oh, you're not an evil red dragon, are you?

07:24Oh, you're just a harmless dragon with a bad skin condition.

07:29And that's what Olsen Oil Skin Cream was made for!

07:33Here we go!

07:35Oh, doesn't this feel good?

07:45We did it!

07:53Hooray!

07:54Hooray!

07:59Next time, on the Olsen twins!

08:08Sandwich?

08:09No thanks!

08:22Mommy, there's a monster in my closet!

08:26I know!

08:31He's dead!

08:33Eh, it's just a car!

08:45Murder's a new trick for a robot, isn't it? Respond!

08:48I did not murder him!

08:52Must've done something real bad to piss you off!

08:55Respond!

08:57I did not murder him!

09:00Or maybe you just hate humans!

09:03Is that it?

09:04I did not murder him!

09:06Him!

09:07Yeah, right!

09:11Meet George Judson!

09:22His boy, Elroy!

09:23Meet George Jetson, his boy, Elroy, daughter, Judy, Jane, his wife.

09:36Their lives have been tarnished by murder.

09:39Murder by way of a broken windowpane and a fatal fall to the ground below.

09:48Who floats buildings that high up? I'm asking you.

09:51They put treadmills on the outside of them. You believe that?

09:55He could have fallen off one of those things for all we know.

09:58Damn, we are stupid in the future.

10:01One detective knew it was no accident.

10:05Don't you realize this is safety glass?

10:08It would have taken a robot to...

10:10Oh, God!

10:16One man would speak out for Rosie's innocence.

10:21Ridiculous.

10:21My robots are harmless.

10:24With the three laws of robotics,

10:25the things have to do anything we tell them.

10:28Now, if you'll excuse me,

10:30it's time for my sponge bath.

10:32Come along, retard!

10:34Beeddy, beeddy, beeddy, beeddy.

10:36Somebody kill me.

10:38And what of the other victims in this unsolved crime?

10:42The family of the deceased?

10:44It's not so bad.

10:46I got a new dad and everything.

10:49Time to go to your room, kid.

10:52Right.

10:53Right, right, right, right, right.

10:55I don't know what you said,

10:57but I'm pretty sure it's something people get neutered for.

11:01The family hasn't seen much of Judy Jetson recently.

11:10Dad's dead, and now I'm in this alley,

11:14and I have no...

11:16Oh, come on!

11:19Of course Rosie did it.

11:21Those three laws are full of crap, you know?

11:25She was built to keep the place clean,

11:28but he always kept it messy.

11:31She probably killed him

11:33to make sure the place wouldn't get dirty.

11:37How do I know this?

11:39Because I, too, am a robot.

11:52Robot!

11:54Who killed George Jetson?

11:57Big businessman gone bad?

12:01That pissing dog.

12:03Or was it truly the soulless metal housekeeper?

12:07I really didn't, mighta, Mr. J, you know?

12:10Perhaps, but just to be safe.

12:18Next time on Unsolved Case Files...

12:22Jem, was she truly outrageous?

12:26Truly?

12:27Truly?

12:28Truly outrageous?

12:33Truly a fairy boy?

12:38Bop!

12:39Bop!

12:40Bop!

12:41Bop!

12:42Bop!

12:42Oh

12:45Oh

12:51Oh

12:55Fuck

12:59Stupid monkey

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