Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 5 Toyz In The Hood

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00:00It's in line!

00:30I want my sundae!

00:44Where the hell have you been?

01:10None of your business!

01:12None of my business?

01:13It isn't my business that you come home every day?

01:15Are you really the tooth fairy?

01:17Um...yeah.

01:19You're damn right it isn't!

01:20Maybe you'd rather be with your car!

01:22Don't you dare call her that!

01:24You admit it!

01:25You unbelievable bastard!

01:27That is it!

01:28I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!

01:31You put me down!

01:32Get your hands off me!

01:33Get out!

01:38Who the hell are you?

01:41Get off me!

01:42Get off me!

01:43Get off me!

01:44Ow!

01:45Ow!

01:46Get off me!

01:47Get off!

01:48get off me…

01:53Haha!

01:54You be good now.

02:13You admit it, you unbelievable bastard!

02:17That is it!

02:18I'm gonna shut you up once and for all.

02:20You put that down!

02:21Get your hands off me!

02:24Shhh!

02:27Who the hell are you?

02:30Hey, get off!

02:31Get off!

02:32Get off!

02:33Get off!

02:34Get off!

02:35Get off!

02:36Hey, champ!

02:45Uh...

02:46Okay, pack up!

02:48You and me are going on a vacation!

02:50Uh...

02:51To Disneyland!

02:53Is...

02:54Is mom coming?

02:55Disneyland!

02:59I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!

03:01You put that down!

03:02Hey, get your hands off me!

03:07Shhh!

03:08Shhh!

03:09Who the hell are you?

03:10Hey, get off me!

03:11Shhh!

03:12Shhh!

03:13Shhh!

03:14Shhh!

03:15Shhh!

03:16Shhh!

03:25Freeze!

03:26Freeze?

03:27When I drop a fairy, you know I am only getting started!

03:31Motherfucker!

03:32Hey!

03:33Sir!

03:34Put down the weapon!

03:35Put down the weapon!

03:36Get out!

03:39Stay down! On the ground!

03:40Stay right down!

03:41Put your legs! Don't move!

03:42Put your hand behind your back sir!

03:44Come on!

04:05Congratulations!

04:07This is the darkest sketch in television history!

04:11Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!

04:18Woo! I did it! Did you guys get that?

04:23Darling, will you marry me?

04:26Oh...

04:27Brrrrrrrrrrr....

04:30MMMMMMMMMMM

04:48nothing to worry about this is actually my first time flying and pretty nervous

04:54oh don't be I fly all the time it's the safest way to travel this is the captain

05:04again well folks the co-pilot just won't stop touching my wheel he's really

05:11annoying folks this is the co-pilot and it's not his wheel hits the airline's

05:17wheel and I can touch it if I want to but can you tell me why you cross the road

05:47don't let this car in what what what are you I have to it's common courtesy this traffic is

05:59ridiculous I knew I should have taken my teleporter to work today I have a teleporter you know I invented

06:07it myself blah blah blee blah then yet every day you carpool with us we're in the slowest lane

06:19oh this minivan in front of us is killing me oh an honor student at the Fancher Elementary School

06:30note to self blow up Fancher Elementary School

06:37oh

06:39oh

06:40this is unacceptable

06:50hmm

06:51hmm

06:52hmm

06:54hmm

07:02hmm

07:03hmm

07:04hmm

07:05hmm

07:06You missed the kids.

07:15That was a good one.

07:18What was a good...

07:20Oh!

07:23Oh!

07:24Burning my eyes and watering.

07:28Unlock the window!

07:31Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!

07:36Oh, crap.

07:42Okay, okay, don't look at them.

07:45Just don't tell you what.

07:46Oh, yeah!

07:48He's still in the dark!

07:50The hybrid!

07:52This is exit 32!

07:55Merge over!

07:57I'm signaling, but they won't let me in!

08:00It's common courtesy!

08:06Oh, we are so late, man!

08:14Oh, oh!

08:15There's the spot!

08:17Oh, yeah!

08:18The rock work is making sure we are so kickin'!

08:21What the hell with this?

08:23I'm teleporting!

08:25Wow!

08:27He really did have a teleporter!

08:32What the...?

08:34Body!

08:35Body!

08:36Body!

08:37You're so beautiful!

08:38You don't have any hair!

08:40Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!

08:43Happy, happy, happy birthday!

08:45Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!

08:48Happy birthday to you!

08:53Is everyone ready for more of those hysterical bloopers?

08:58You know, the Today Show has been a trusted source of morning news for more than 50 years!

09:05But it's not always boring!

09:07Just watch!

09:09And sadly, Ling Ling the Panda was destroyed by federal wildlife officials.

09:15In a related story...

09:16Body!

09:20In a related story, traffic on New York City's Brooklyn Bridge was brought to a standstill today when...

09:26Traffic was brought to a...

09:33Oh!

09:34What?

09:35Hi, Kurti!

09:38Someone get the Windex!

09:42Everyone remembers Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, but things weren't always hunky-dory in the hood!

09:49Do you know what sharing is?

09:52Sometimes, it's nice to share...

09:54Ow!

09:55Peter, come over here, please!

09:58The train track's too close to the lake!

10:01I got a shock!

10:02Weren't we gonna solve this problem?

10:04I'm sorry, it's just that, you know, the lake is...

10:07We're solving the problem, Peter!

10:10Solving the problem!

10:13Solving the problem!

10:16Solving the problem!

10:19And problem solved!

10:20Now, get ready for one of the biggest bloopers of all time!

10:26This just in, CNN calls the state of Florida for Al Gore!

10:31That means Gore has won the presidential election!

10:36Thank you, Jesus!

10:37We sure touched that point!

10:39Oops!

10:41The top-rated CSI is full of twists and turns!

10:46As well as its share of unexpected blooper action!

10:51You guys!

10:56Oh, that was...

10:57That was really...

10:58Oh, Jesus!

10:59I...

11:00I fucking cut myself!

11:02It's really bad!

11:04It's...

11:04It's deep!

11:05F***!

11:06F***!

11:07F***!

11:08Ow!

11:08This bullet casing shouldn't be here if the shooting took place 10 meters west!

11:15F***!

11:16F***!

11:17F***!

11:18Sorry!

11:19That was me!

11:19I'm sorry!

11:20Sorry!

11:21I...

11:22I'm sorry!

11:23Sorry!

11:24F***!

11:25Sorry about that!

11:26Now it's time for those amazing sports bloopers!

11:31They're always a home run!

11:33F***!

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12:12F***!

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12:21That's all for today!

12:23But come back next time for more of those crazy bloopers!

12:53Fuck.

13:07Stupid monkey!

13:23You

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