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Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 5 Toyz In The Hood
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5/3/2025
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 5 Toyz In The Hood
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00:00
It's in line!
00:30
I want my sundae!
00:44
Where the hell have you been?
01:10
None of your business!
01:12
None of my business?
01:13
It isn't my business that you come home every day?
01:15
Are you really the tooth fairy?
01:17
Um...yeah.
01:19
You're damn right it isn't!
01:20
Maybe you'd rather be with your car!
01:22
Don't you dare call her that!
01:24
You admit it!
01:25
You unbelievable bastard!
01:27
That is it!
01:28
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!
01:31
You put me down!
01:32
Get your hands off me!
01:33
Get out!
01:38
Who the hell are you?
01:41
Get off me!
01:42
Get off me!
01:43
Get off me!
01:44
Ow!
01:45
Ow!
01:46
Get off me!
01:47
Get off!
01:48
get off me…
01:53
Haha!
01:54
You be good now.
02:13
You admit it, you unbelievable bastard!
02:17
That is it!
02:18
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all.
02:20
You put that down!
02:21
Get your hands off me!
02:24
Shhh!
02:27
Who the hell are you?
02:30
Hey, get off!
02:31
Get off!
02:32
Get off!
02:33
Get off!
02:34
Get off!
02:35
Get off!
02:36
Hey, champ!
02:45
Uh...
02:46
Okay, pack up!
02:48
You and me are going on a vacation!
02:50
Uh...
02:51
To Disneyland!
02:53
Is...
02:54
Is mom coming?
02:55
Disneyland!
02:59
I'm gonna shut you up once and for all!
03:01
You put that down!
03:02
Hey, get your hands off me!
03:07
Shhh!
03:08
Shhh!
03:09
Who the hell are you?
03:10
Hey, get off me!
03:11
Shhh!
03:12
Shhh!
03:13
Shhh!
03:14
Shhh!
03:15
Shhh!
03:16
Shhh!
03:25
Freeze!
03:26
Freeze?
03:27
When I drop a fairy, you know I am only getting started!
03:31
Motherfucker!
03:32
Hey!
03:33
Sir!
03:34
Put down the weapon!
03:35
Put down the weapon!
03:36
Get out!
03:39
Stay down! On the ground!
03:40
Stay right down!
03:41
Put your legs! Don't move!
03:42
Put your hand behind your back sir!
03:44
Come on!
04:05
Congratulations!
04:07
This is the darkest sketch in television history!
04:11
Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
04:18
Woo! I did it! Did you guys get that?
04:23
Darling, will you marry me?
04:26
Oh...
04:27
Brrrrrrrrrrr....
04:30
MMMMMMMMMMM
04:48
nothing to worry about this is actually my first time flying and pretty nervous
04:54
oh don't be I fly all the time it's the safest way to travel this is the captain
05:04
again well folks the co-pilot just won't stop touching my wheel he's really
05:11
annoying folks this is the co-pilot and it's not his wheel hits the airline's
05:17
wheel and I can touch it if I want to but can you tell me why you cross the road
05:47
don't let this car in what what what are you I have to it's common courtesy this traffic is
05:59
ridiculous I knew I should have taken my teleporter to work today I have a teleporter you know I invented
06:07
it myself blah blah blee blah then yet every day you carpool with us we're in the slowest lane
06:19
oh this minivan in front of us is killing me oh an honor student at the Fancher Elementary School
06:30
note to self blow up Fancher Elementary School
06:37
oh
06:39
oh
06:40
this is unacceptable
06:50
hmm
06:51
hmm
06:52
hmm
06:54
hmm
07:02
hmm
07:03
hmm
07:04
hmm
07:05
hmm
07:06
You missed the kids.
07:15
That was a good one.
07:18
What was a good...
07:20
Oh!
07:23
Oh!
07:24
Burning my eyes and watering.
07:28
Unlock the window!
07:31
Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!
07:36
Oh, crap.
07:42
Okay, okay, don't look at them.
07:45
Just don't tell you what.
07:46
Oh, yeah!
07:48
He's still in the dark!
07:50
The hybrid!
07:52
This is exit 32!
07:55
Merge over!
07:57
I'm signaling, but they won't let me in!
08:00
It's common courtesy!
08:06
Oh, we are so late, man!
08:14
Oh, oh!
08:15
There's the spot!
08:17
Oh, yeah!
08:18
The rock work is making sure we are so kickin'!
08:21
What the hell with this?
08:23
I'm teleporting!
08:25
Wow!
08:27
He really did have a teleporter!
08:32
What the...?
08:34
Body!
08:35
Body!
08:36
Body!
08:37
You're so beautiful!
08:38
You don't have any hair!
08:40
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday!
08:43
Happy, happy, happy birthday!
08:45
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!
08:48
Happy birthday to you!
08:53
Is everyone ready for more of those hysterical bloopers?
08:58
You know, the Today Show has been a trusted source of morning news for more than 50 years!
09:05
But it's not always boring!
09:07
Just watch!
09:09
And sadly, Ling Ling the Panda was destroyed by federal wildlife officials.
09:15
In a related story...
09:16
Body!
09:20
In a related story, traffic on New York City's Brooklyn Bridge was brought to a standstill today when...
09:26
Traffic was brought to a...
09:33
Oh!
09:34
What?
09:35
Hi, Kurti!
09:38
Someone get the Windex!
09:42
Everyone remembers Mr. Rogers' neighborhood, but things weren't always hunky-dory in the hood!
09:49
Do you know what sharing is?
09:52
Sometimes, it's nice to share...
09:54
Ow!
09:55
Peter, come over here, please!
09:58
The train track's too close to the lake!
10:01
I got a shock!
10:02
Weren't we gonna solve this problem?
10:04
I'm sorry, it's just that, you know, the lake is...
10:07
We're solving the problem, Peter!
10:10
Solving the problem!
10:13
Solving the problem!
10:16
Solving the problem!
10:19
And problem solved!
10:20
Now, get ready for one of the biggest bloopers of all time!
10:26
This just in, CNN calls the state of Florida for Al Gore!
10:31
That means Gore has won the presidential election!
10:36
Thank you, Jesus!
10:37
We sure touched that point!
10:39
Oops!
10:41
The top-rated CSI is full of twists and turns!
10:46
As well as its share of unexpected blooper action!
10:51
You guys!
10:56
Oh, that was...
10:57
That was really...
10:58
Oh, Jesus!
10:59
I...
10:59
I...
11:00
I fucking cut myself!
11:02
It's really bad!
11:04
It's...
11:04
It's deep!
11:05
F***!
11:06
F***!
11:06
F***!
11:07
F***!
11:07
F***!
11:08
Ow!
11:08
This bullet casing shouldn't be here if the shooting took place 10 meters west!
11:15
F***!
11:16
F***!
11:17
F***!
11:18
Sorry!
11:19
That was me!
11:19
I'm sorry!
11:20
Sorry!
11:21
I...
11:22
I'm sorry!
11:23
Sorry!
11:24
F***!
11:25
Sorry about that!
11:26
Now it's time for those amazing sports bloopers!
11:31
They're always a home run!
11:33
F***!
11:35
F***!
11:36
F***!
11:37
F***!
11:38
F***!
11:39
F***!
11:40
F***!
11:41
F***!
11:43
F***!
11:44
F***!
11:45
F***!
11:46
F***!
11:47
F***!
11:48
F***!
11:49
F***!
11:50
F***!
11:51
F***!
11:52
F***!
11:53
F***!
11:54
F***!
11:55
F***!
11:56
F***!
11:57
F***!
12:12
F***!
12:13
F***!
12:14
F***!
12:15
F***!
12:21
That's all for today!
12:23
But come back next time for more of those crazy bloopers!
12:53
Fuck.
13:07
Stupid monkey!
13:23
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