Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 13 Atta Toy

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00:00It's alive!

00:30Flip the switch!

00:38The governor just called.

00:40This man is innocent.

00:42Aww.

00:44Alright, show of hands.

00:46Flip it anyway.

00:48Wait, what?

00:50Kill him!

01:00What's up, Adrian?

01:08Pursuit him. Hold on.

01:10Woo-hoo!

01:12Woo-hoo!

01:14TRL is awesome! I love Dway!

01:16TRL and Times Square on MTV

01:18is the best Dway route! Woo-hoo!

01:20Woo-hoo! Welcome back to TRL.

01:22As I promised,

01:24I present to you,

01:26Husha! Oh my gosh, I love

01:28it's awesome! Woo-hoo!

01:30It's awesome, and he doesn't wear a shirt,

01:32and he gets all the chances he decides to win!

01:34Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

01:36Alright, guys, I'll see you later! Woo-hoo!

01:38To Grand Central Station! Woo-hoo!

01:40People call it Grand Central Station,

01:42but it's really Grand Central Terminal! It's awesome!

01:44Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

01:46Keep the change! Barring cabbies rocked!

01:48The fair was $7. I totally gave them $10,

01:50and that's awesome, because immigrants need money! Woo-hoo!

01:52Metro North Hudson River Line rules!

01:54I saved $5 for the monthly pass

01:56and some of it smells! Woo-hoo!

01:58Woo-hoo! Mom's mashed potatoes

02:00are the greatest! There's some carrots and peas in there, too!

02:02Mom and Dad aren't fighting tonight, and that's awesome!

02:04I already finished my homework at Rocks! Woo-hoo!

02:06Woo-hoo! I'm all tucked into bed,

02:08and I send my nightly prayers, because God is awesome!

02:10Woo-hoo! And now I'm gonna drift out

02:12just to sleep, because I'm dreaming

02:14the latter!

02:16Woo-hoo!

02:18Give it back!

02:20Woo-hoo!

02:22Woo-hoo!

02:24Woo-hoo!

02:26More butter! More butter!

02:28More butter!

02:30Yeah, give it! Give it!

02:32I can't! I can't!

02:34Put it in my...

02:36Oh, yeah, butter!

02:40I can't!

02:46Excuse me, but if your people built this wall

02:50to keep King Kong out,

02:52well, then why build a door large enough

02:54for him to get through?

02:56For that matter, Kong's a giant monkey!

03:10I mean, why can't he just climb over the wall?

03:12The new Fall TV season is starting,

03:14and the Insider has a scoop on all the new series.

03:16P.S. to the competition.

03:18Go f*** yourselves.

03:20This year's Amazing Race will be more amazing than ever

03:22now that religious deities are joining the action.

03:24Oh, Jesus!

03:26Please help us!

03:28Jesus!

03:30I'm here.

03:32I've brought you a tire iron, my son.

03:34Praise Jesus!

03:36Mr. Christ, please help steer this camera!

03:38Oh, Lord Jesus!

03:40We could really go for some cab fare.

03:42Woo! Buddha's the way to go, jackass!

03:44Buddha's all up in your grills!

03:46Tired of their liberal shenanigans,

03:48Fox owner Rupert Murdoch fired Simpsons creator Matt Groening

03:50and promises same show,

03:52Brands on the show,

03:54the show,

03:56the show,

03:58the show,

04:00the show,

04:02and promises same show,

04:04brand new attitude this season.

04:06Morning, Appu.

04:08One order of freedom fries, please.

04:10Oh, for the love of my heathen god.

04:12They're called french fries,

04:14you fat, stupid American.

04:16I'm in the Homeland Security!

04:18Don't move!

04:20But...

04:22Happy birthday, America!

04:24Oh, I hope Appu has learned his lesson.

04:26I am so sorry I ever dared question

04:30the wisdom and strength

04:32of the United States of America.

04:34Damn straight!

04:36Yee-haw!

04:38Uh-oh!

04:40J-Lo's new bow is a no-go on the phono,

04:42but taken from P.O.,

04:44her new line of day-glo-fago,

04:46will make fans say ho!

04:48And now we enter day three

04:50of our Kirsten Dunst headache watch.

04:52Kiki's representatives insist

04:54the megastar is just fine,

04:56but eyewitness accounts say otherwise.

04:58Kirsten Dunst in the duty-free store

05:00buying Tylenol.

05:02A lot of it.

05:04Even medical experts agree.

05:06Well, a headache could be indicative

05:07of a failed movie deal.

05:09Or possibly a pregnancy!

05:11Time now for celebrity birthdays.

05:13Different stroke star, Conrad Bain, is 82.

05:16Adult film star, Ron Jeremy, is 69.

05:19And comedy trailblazer Fatty Arbuckle is 118.

05:25At least he would be,

05:27if he wasn't f***ing worm food.

05:29In your face, Fatty Arbuckle,

05:31you fat, filthy f***, f***, f***, f***, f***.

05:35Finally tonight, the fans have been waiting

05:37for weeks to learn the winner of our

05:39Win Russell Crowe's Trash Contest.

05:42The grand prize goes to Mrs. Carmelita Kylo

05:45of Nyack, New York.

05:47It's here! It's here! It's here!

05:50It's here! It's here!

05:51Oh! Oh! They've got

05:52Janice Russell Crowe's underwear!

05:57Oh! Hallelujah!

06:05Hey! Hey! Hey! A little help?

06:11Ladies, can I interest you

06:13in some big balls?

06:15Awww! It's so ugly and fat!

06:20That's what I've been trying to tell ya!

06:22So, who does what now?

06:24I'm gonna f*** that pig!

06:30F*** that pig!

06:32Here I go, baby!

06:41Today, my son, you will become a man.

06:45You're gonna teach me how to kill, Papa?

06:47No more important than that.

06:49I'm going to teach you to poop on things.

06:52I'm ready, Papa! I had spicy sausage for breakfast!

06:56Oh, excellent!

06:58Now, who do you think will make your best target?

07:02On that man's head, Papa?

07:07No, son. Now that is too obvious. Pick again.

07:11In there, Papa?

07:14No, my son. For he is a child and children are innocent.

07:20On the expensive sports car, Papa?

07:25No, no. For it is white.

07:28And our poop would not show up well on it.

07:31Think harder, my son.

07:33Hmm.

07:41In there, Papa!

07:43Yes, yes, my son. Excellent! Excellent!

07:47Now, let me see what you can do.

07:49Okay.

07:59Did I do good, Papa?

08:02Yes.

08:03Yes, my son.

08:04You made me very proud.

08:08And come on!

08:09I mean, there can't just be one Kong.

08:12There's got to be others.

08:14I can't hear you on the side.

08:15You're not a monkey climbing over the wall!

08:21Excuse me.

08:23One side smurfing through.

08:25Papa Smurf needs to see me right away.

08:28Official business.

08:30Deuce.

08:33Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

08:35I smurfed here as fast as I could.

08:37Brainy!

08:39Baker Smurf has been murdered!

08:42B-b-b-how?

08:43I was right on the verge for a while.

08:57But then seeing you do it made me...

08:59Made me...

09:00Uh...

09:01Someone stuffed Baker with cream filling until he was ready to burst, then smurfed him at 350 degrees!

09:10This could not be more horrible.

09:19I stand corrected.

09:20What's going on, Rainy?

09:21It is my solemn duty to inform you...

09:26That Baker Smurf has been smurfed!

09:30Whoa!

09:31Whoa!

09:32More importantly, Papa Smurf has placed me in charge of the investigation.

09:39Papa Smurf is always right.

09:42And Papa Smurf knows I'm the most educated smurf, so it...

09:50Mother Smurfer!

09:52How do I never see that coming?

09:57You're the most likely suspect, Gargamel.

10:00Preposterous.

10:01I want to turn smurfs into gold, not kill them.

10:06I thought you wanted to eat the smurfs.

10:09Actually, I've never been all that clear on my motivations.

10:13At any rate, I just got back from Branson, so my alibi salad.

10:18If Gargamel didn't do it, who did?

10:21Brainy!

10:22There's been another murder!

10:27Jesus smurfing Christ!

10:30The comb is in his...

10:34And the lipstick is...

10:39I don't know why you can't look!

10:43Wait a minute.

10:44Baker Smurf was a fat-ass pig in life.

10:48And look how he died.

10:49Vanity was a primping, preening, pretty boy.

10:54Gluttony.

10:55Vanity.

10:56Lazy Smurf was horrifically mutilated in his barker lounger.

11:02Sloth!

11:03Our killer is mimicking the seven deadly sins!

11:07But what sins still remain?

11:10The sin of lust, for one.

11:12Papa! Brainy!

11:14Chronic Masturbator Smurf was just found with his wang chopped off

11:18and stuffed up his smurf hole.

11:21But we still don't have any suspects.

11:24Go get Smurfette.

11:25Maybe a little massage will help us concentrate.

11:28Happy ending?

11:30Happy ending.

11:34Smurfette?

11:36Hello?

11:44Smurfette, are you here?

11:46Oh, Brainy!

11:48Hi, Brainy!

11:50Hi!

11:51I...

11:52Oh no!

11:53Jokey!

11:54Your sick sense of humor.

11:57Your total disregard for Smurf safety.

12:02Your seven movie trading card collection.

12:07You're the killer!

12:08I got you a present!

12:10What's in the box, Jokey?

12:12What's in the box?

12:13What's in the box?

12:14It's a surprise!

12:19No!

12:21A smurfette!

12:23No!

12:27Surprise!

12:28What the f*** is wrong with you?

12:38Nice work, Brainy.

12:40Now we just gotta find her body.

12:45Just because you're a headless corpse

12:47doesn't mean we can't have some fun, Smurfette.

12:50You're a fat!

12:51Hee hee hee hee hee!

13:20Mwak! Mwak! Mwk!

13:21Mwk!

13:22Mwk!

13:23F***.

13:41Stupid monkey.

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