Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 16 Nightmare Generator

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00:00SIREN

00:05SIREN

00:10SIREN

00:13FINE

00:17SIREN

00:21Pog?

00:39Biggie!

00:44Good morning, Betsy.

00:46How's it coming?

00:47Huh?

00:48Huh?

00:48What do you think?

00:49It's a little gay.

00:54Hey again, Betsy.

00:56What's the new idea for today?

01:01You crazy girl.

01:03You crazy.

01:05Okay, Betsy.

01:07What can you show me today?

01:10Well...

01:11Ah, crap.

01:14Well, I guess it'll have to do.

01:19Excuse me, miss.

01:22Whoa, aren't you that subway guy who used to be a big, fat slob?

01:27What's his name?

01:28Jerry?

01:29Jared, hi.

01:30Uh, is there a restroom here?

01:34I must have passed out from the strain of pushing that enormous log out of my butt.

01:39Did my dookie fumes clear out the whole bakery?

01:42I'm locked in.

01:47I'll be here all weekend with nothing to eat, but...

01:50But...

01:51So...

01:54Delicious.

01:56No!

01:57I must stay on my diet.

01:59I'm a corporate spokesman.

02:00Hero to millions.

02:01I must...

02:03I must...

02:04I must...

02:05I must...

02:08I must...

02:13I must...

02:15I must...

02:18My bakery!

02:27It's ruined!

02:28I only locked up ten minutes ago!

02:32I'm calling the police!

02:33Wait a minute.

02:34You don't have to call the police.

02:36We can work this out...

02:38I'm missing since last Tuesday.

02:44One...

02:45Two...

02:45Hoo!

02:49I wanna see other people.

02:51Bro?

02:52December 24th, 4.30 p.m.

02:57Christmas Eve.

02:59A time for joyous celebration.

03:03A time for gift giving.

03:05For peace and love.

03:07A time for murder.

03:10It was the Christmas that made everyone cry.

03:28Except for maybe the Jews.

03:29But when the evidence pointed to murder,

03:33the question on everyone's mind became,

03:36Who killed Christmas?

03:38Perhaps no one can shed light on this mystery more than Martha Claus,

03:45the victim's wife of 43 years.

03:49We stayed together mostly due to licensing issues.

03:53I doubt he would have gotten any sponsorship deals

03:55if he were a divorced single man living with a bunch of elves.

03:59They'd think he was gay.

04:01Crushed by grief,

04:02the Widow Claus has kept a low profile since the murder.

04:06But not all was warmth and love at the North Pole.

04:11Deep inside Santa's fabled workshop,

04:15discontent had begun to spread among the androgynous elven workforce.

04:19It was all about the coke, man.

04:22Santa had us elves hide the blow in the crappy wooden toys.

04:26Then he'd make the drop.

04:35And the sale was complete.

04:39Aww.

04:40He tried using some different ways to sneak the product in.

04:44You ever see a Yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?

05:05It's a bad scene, man.

05:09Were the allegations true?

05:11Santa Claus, an international drug peddler?

05:16Drugs?

05:17Yeah, that wasn't no secret.

05:18But I'll tell you what the fat man's real problem was

05:21when some of the shipments started turning up a little light.

05:24You follow me?

05:25Somebody started having a little private party.

05:28You know what I'm saying?

05:29I think you do.

05:30As for who, well, you ever wonder how his nose got so red?

05:37Punishment was swift for anyone who dared cross the moss.

05:42Happy birthday!

05:45For anyone caught being naughty at the North Pole.

05:50Happy birthday!

05:52Who killed Santa Claus?

06:00A neglected housewife?

06:03Columbian drug runners?

06:04Some retard snowman?

06:07We may never know who killed Santa Claus, but whoever did is still out there, watching, waiting.

06:17Who's next?

06:18The Easter Bunny?

06:20Cupid?

06:20That lucky, charmed, cereal guy?

06:24Who's to say?

06:26But when it does happen, unsolved case files will be there to make a buck.

06:31Next time on Unsolved Case Files, the Taco Bell Chihuahua's castration, simple neutering or hate crime.

06:41Yo quiero my nuts.

06:45Come and get some!

06:53What's wrong, Herman?

06:55Well, I'm constipated, Pickles.

06:59Do you have anything that you could give me for that?

07:03Yeah.

07:03Side effects may include, I just kicked your f***ing ass!

07:13Brandon, you are so grounded.

07:17Draws was a masterpiece of suspense and terror because of how little you saw the shark itself.

07:22But that's not the way I wanted it.

07:24The damn mechanical shark didn't work.

07:27As a result, I had to release a movie that was only a quarter done.

07:31Now, thanks to computer graphics, I can bring my true vision to life.

07:38Ten thousand dollars for me by myself.

07:40For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

07:44I say we let him go!

07:47Get out of the water!

07:50Jaws, the special edition, features over 100 altered scenes.

07:55There he is, Chief!

07:56Throw it!

07:57Throw it!

07:58You actually get a feel for the shark's personality.

08:01You missed me, you dried up douchebags!

08:05Ow!

08:05My tibia!

08:07You bastard!

08:08I'm dying here!

08:09You bastard!

08:11Trust me, this is a whole new set of Jaws.

08:16Smile, you son of a b***h.

08:22Order now!

08:24No reasons.

08:26Everyone's playing the brand new game that's ferociously fun!

08:30Yay!

08:31I'm having fun!

08:34Uh-oh!

08:36Euthanasia!

08:38Euthanasia!

08:39Euthanasia makes you kill your pets.

08:41The circle of life has never been this exciting.

08:47What am I going to do with all these kittens?

08:52Euthanasia!

08:52Laugh and learn because it's time for death!

08:56My pit bull ripped the face off a toddler!

08:59Time to put him down!

09:00I can retrain!

09:01No hope!

09:02Euthanasia!

09:03Euthanasia!

09:03My father has been kidnapped because he refuses to pay protection money to a bunch of thugs!

09:17Lady, you just hired the A-team!

09:23Lady, you just hired the A-team!

09:39I ain't flying, Hannibal!

09:45No way, no how!

09:46That sounds perfectly reasonable, B.A.

09:50Now calm down and have some nice milk.

09:58Mmm, milk.

09:59Good for the bones.

10:00Good for the kids.

10:02I pity a fool who ain't got no calcium in his diet.

10:05Murdoch!

10:06We drugged the milk!

10:08You know, years of drugged milk can have unfortunate side effects.

10:13Oh, yeah?

10:14Like what, Murdoch?

10:15Severe lactose intolerance.

10:18I don't like cheese.

10:20Can you roll down the windows in a helicopter?

10:27This is going to be a long trip.

10:30I want the rubber ducky.

10:32Okay, Face.

10:33Infiltrate the office and steal their files.

10:36Easy as pie.

10:38Greetings.

10:39Is this where the thugs and or criminals hang out?

10:42Because I, too, am a thug and or criminal.

10:46Holy crap!

10:47It's Face Man from the A-team!

10:49Get him!

10:50Hannibal, they're on to us!

10:52Easy, boys.

11:03We surrender.

11:05We're going to come back and deal with you heroes later.

11:09All right.

11:10Let's assess the situation.

11:11I found a lawnmower.

11:13I found some thimbles.

11:14I found Jesus.

11:16Let's show these punks what it means to mess with the A-team.

11:36Okay, gang.

11:37Let's get froggy on these tadpoles.

11:40Let's get froggy on these tadpoles.

12:10Are you going to leave that old man and his daughter alone?

12:13Yes, for God's sake, yes.

12:16That's all I needed to hear.

12:18B.A., do the honor.

12:20I'm going to fly you out on Knuckle Airlines.

12:22Fist class.

12:24My Azaleas!

12:29A-team, you did it.

12:31You saved our family business.

12:33It was our pleasure.

12:35Oh, and by the way, that'll be $50,000.

12:38$50,000?

12:39Our whole business was only worth $10,000.

12:43We're ruined.

12:45Ruined.

12:45I love it when a plan comes together.

12:47Oh, you guys are...

12:49Look at that dude's back.

12:50Nothing better than...

12:51No, no, no, no.

12:52Show's as good looking as me.

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