Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 10 Password Swordfish

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00:00It's a boy!

00:30One, two, three!

00:38Ha!

00:39Paper beads fade!

00:40One, two, three!

00:42Ha!

00:43Rock punches nuts!

00:45One, two, three!

00:47Yaw!

00:48Scissors in your anus!

00:50I hate this game.

00:52Our Care Bear franchise is on the brink of collapse, corrupted by impure creatures

00:59that leech off our sunshine land.

01:03I'm talking, of course, about the Care Bear cousin.

01:06Care Bear cousin sucks!

01:08I may be love-a-lot bear, but I can hate-a-lot, too.

01:12We can no longer ignore the elephants in the room.

01:16Did I, uh, miss something?

01:18We must send them all to the great cloud keeper in the sky.

01:23Bedtime bear!

01:24Y'all know what time it is?

01:25It's bed time!

01:27And by bed, I mean ethnic!

01:29And by time, I mean cleansing!

01:31Care-a-lot!

01:32Care-a-lot!

01:33Care-a-lot!

01:34Care-a-lot!

01:35Stop!

01:36Wow!

01:37Famous character actor, Don Cheadle!

01:38You don't have to do this!

01:39I've built a hotel where the cousins can be safe!

01:40Yeah!

01:41We can keep the corpses in there!

01:42No!

01:43That's not what I meant at all!

01:44I loved you in swordfish, Mr. Cheadle!

01:45Can I have your autograph?

01:46Ah!

01:47Okay!

01:48I'm lots of laughs bear!

01:49And I've gathered y'all here today for a special happy celebration!

01:53If it's a special happy celebration, then why am I crapping a load in my drawers?

02:00We did it!

02:01We killed all the Care Bear Coffins!

02:02We killed all the Care Bear Coffins!

02:03Hurray for murder!

02:04Hurray for murder!

02:05Now let us start with the game!

02:06We have to do it!

02:07We killed all the Care Bear Coffins!

02:08I've gathered y'all here today for a special happy celebration!

02:11If it's a special happy celebration, then why am I crapping a load in my drawers?

02:20We did it!

02:27We killed all the Care Bear Coffins!

02:29Hurray for murder!

02:31Now let us celebrate our genocide!

02:35Get your party off!

02:37Whoo! Everyone eat some rainbow!

02:41Mmm, that's good rainbow.

02:47Jesus fucking Christ! It's the Great Cloud Gaper in the sky!

02:53Care Bears! I have watched your actions with great displeasure.

02:58But we purified the land of Care-A-Lot.

03:01For your dark and terrible deeds, I shall turn Care-A-Lot into a dark and terrible place.

03:08A hell on earth, I shall turn Care-A-Lot into New Jersey.

03:20Hello, I'm New Jersey's Governor John Corzine.

03:24I hope you've enjoyed this reenactment of our state's proud history.

03:28The Garden State.

03:30Come get in on some of this rainbow.

03:33Did you get it?

03:35Hey, nice shoes!

03:37Bet they'd look much better in my pants.

03:41Wait.

03:42I mean, are you from Heaven?

03:43No!

03:44No!

03:45No!

03:46No!

03:47No!

03:48No!

03:49No!

03:50No!

03:51No!

03:52No!

03:53No!

03:54No!

03:55No!

03:56Did you get it?

04:00Hey, nice shoes.

04:03Bet they'd look much better in my pants.

04:07Wait.

04:08I mean, are you from heaven?

04:11Because I've got an erection.

04:22Ach, Rob Schneider.

04:25If he wasn't so handsome, I would stop seeing his movies.

04:29Don't you agree, little Heimlich?

04:31Yeah, Papa.

04:38Look out, my Papa.

04:44Papa.

04:51Papa.

04:52No.

04:55And punch, and kick, and punch, and kick, and punch, and kick, and jazz hands, and punch,

05:07and good.

05:08Good, young Heimlich.

05:09You are learning very fast.

05:11Are you ready to face your deepest fear?

05:14Yeah.

05:19He's choking.

05:20He's a goner, Heimlich.

05:22Nein.

05:23He's practice.

05:26Hi-ya!

05:33Heimlich, that maneuver is the key to your greatness.

05:36You are ready.

05:37Heimlich, do the maneuver.

05:53Heimlich, do the maneuver.

05:57Heimlich, how can we ever thank you?

06:09Meat bratwurst and beer.

06:11And that is how I, Joel Schumacher, see it.

06:15It's always sausage with you, isn't it?

06:18Mary had a little lamb.

06:23Mary had a little lamb.

06:29Mary had a...

06:31...little lamb.

06:34Ricky, the doctors say the accident left you mute.

06:45Do you know what that means?

06:48It means you can't talk no more.

06:52But just because you can't talk, don't mean you can't communicate.

06:56Look what I got you.

06:57You'll wear this everywhere you go.

06:59Kick it over here.

07:04Hi, my name is Ricky.

07:07Nice job on defense.

07:09Hi, my name is Ricky.

07:10You suck.

07:12You seriously fucking suck, dude.

07:21Ricky, the doctors say the accident left you mostly deaf.

07:26Do you know what that means?

07:27I said, do you know what that means?

07:31Well, anyway, this is just another challenge, huh, champo?

07:35I got you these hearing aids.

07:40Hey, nice hustle.

07:41Hello, I'm hearing impaired.

07:45You kind of suck.

07:46Hello, I'm hearing impaired.

07:48Ricky, the doctors say the accident affected your brain.

08:00We don't really know what that means yet.

08:03But I got you these googly eyeglasses.

08:09We won!

08:11Howdy, I have brain damage?

08:12Three cheers for Howdy, I have brain damage.

08:15Hip, hip, hooray!

08:17Hip, hip, hooray!

08:19Wow, that was really something.

08:21Which kid is yours?

08:22Um, that fat Asian kid.

08:27Oh, my God!

08:29Jeffrey, we're out of ice cream.

08:32Look, Potter, I've taught the sorting hat a new trick.

08:50Virgin!

08:52Looks like Potter is he who shall not be laid.

08:57Guess the monster, Pubertus, hasn't caught up with you yet.

09:00Pubertus is just a myth, Malfoy.

09:03Second phase.

09:06Class, today we shall be learning spells which give objects the property of wood.

09:12Property of wood?

09:13That's happening to me right now.

09:16Pubertus.

09:17Professor Dumbledore, I think the monster Pubertus has cursed me.

09:22Yo!

09:23Who are you?

09:24Oh, Harry, it's me, Dumbledore.

09:26But Dumbledore isn't...

09:28Listen, I'm a different actor in every movie.

09:31Here, this might age you.

09:33It was your dad's.

09:34It's engraved.

09:36This handy stone fits in your palm, but only heat will turn it on.

09:41I know what turns me or Halle Berry is swordfish.

09:45D.V.D.ers pauses.

09:47Oh, no.

09:50What is it, Ron?

09:51The monster Pubertus has cursed me, too.

09:55He's even cursed scabbers.

09:57All right, you can stop now.

09:59What are we going to do?

10:00Let's ask Hagrid for help.

10:01Don't be ridiculous, Hermione.

10:03We need to confront the terrible horror ourselves and potentially end up hospitalized, like always.

10:09All right, just finish.

10:11Professor Snape, Perry and Ron have been cursed by the monster Pubertus.

10:16Pubertus, eh?

10:18Let's discuss this further in my magical jacuzzi.

10:24Barry White's scandal-litus girl excited.

10:29Get into my cellar.

10:31So, shall we play Put the Sorting Hat on the Slytherin?

10:39Pedophilius repel us.

10:41According to legend, Pubertus lives in this dungeon.

10:45Harry, I'm scared.

10:48You're always scared, you chicken shit.

10:50I can't help it.

10:52I'm a scared, pimple-faced, red-headed, chicken shit virgin.

10:56Ron, shush.

10:57Do you hear that noise?

10:59Here, Pertus!

11:02Hormonis Contrullus!

11:05Only heat will turn it on.

11:07I must have to rub the stone.

11:15It's worked!

11:18Quickly, hurry, rub it out again!

11:21Harry, rub another one out!

11:31Quickly!

11:32I'm rubbing as hard as I can.

11:34The stone is getting all chafed!

11:37Harry, I forgot to explain.

11:40The rubbing stone can only be used three times in a day.

11:44Four if you take a week off.

11:47Then how do we defeat Pubertus?

11:49Man, you can't defeat Pubertus.

11:52He lives inside y'all.

11:54Just as my own demon, Wanda Slimpus, prevents me from having meaningful relationships.

12:00Fuck.

12:27Fuck.

12:28Stupid monkey.

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