Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 20 The Black Cherry

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00:00Oh, my God.

00:30Extra! Extra! Newspaper boys are anachronisms in modern-day society! Read all about it!

00:44Dude, I heard that some kid ate some Pop Rocks and drank some soda, and his stomach exploded!

00:50And he died, dude!

00:52Ha ha ha! No way! That never happened!

00:55I dare you to do it!

00:56No way! Let's make Mikey do it! He'll try anything!

01:00I'll bet you a dollar he doesn't!

01:12Lame! Ha ha ha! I knew nothing would happen!

01:16He's gonna...

01:17Guys!

01:21Guys!

01:23Guys!

01:25Mommy! Mommy! That boy out there is running faster than the train!

01:38What did I tell you about being stupid?

01:41You don't get a birthday this year!

01:43We gotta cap that fire!

01:54Thanks, mister!

01:59Oh my god!

02:06are we patched in over you are a go over

02:26Domino's pizza um yeah hello I like one meat lovers pizza to be delivered

02:34no problem if it isn't there in 30 minutes it's free let me get the address

02:40yeah try 1414 we're in orbit around the planet Avenue cuz we're on the space

02:47station jerk one that's 23,000 203 free pizzas so far we're all at a twisty

02:59bread let's call him again sir who are we going to conquer today whoever I feel

03:07like conquering gosh I think Europe is weak I don't know we can attack them or

03:16something you can be Emperor maybe as long as they have my mule sweet

03:22sir we're outnumbered I was outnumbered by ninjas and wolverines over summer

03:33break but I killed them all with my nunchucks gosh Napoleon Bonamite you

03:40are hereby sentenced to live out the rest of your days in exile sweet

03:50great

04:20My darling, Mrs. Fluffybottom, ours is a love that can never be.

04:27Everything floats down here.

04:31That is, if its mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.

04:37Coming this fall to Bravo.

04:40Get ready for...

04:43Ass Pirates of the Caribbean!

04:46Arrgh! I love being a naughty pirate!

04:53Bravo! Somewhere along the line we got really, really gay!

04:59You see Tiffany yet? She hit puberty during summer break!

05:03You serious? Oh man, I can't wait! Puberty rules!

05:07Oh shh, shh, there she is!

05:09Well, hello, boys.

05:11Uh, hey Tiffany!

05:12How's up Tiffany? Good summer?

05:14They're both huge now!

05:16Awesome, I wanna squeeze them!

05:20Hey!

05:21Ha ha ha!

05:22Ha ha ha!

05:23Ha ha ha!

05:24Ha ha ha ha!

05:25Ha ha ha ha!

05:26That's sand!

05:27You better stop this!

05:28I ruined your ice cream! It's my day!

05:32Hey, now stop!

05:34Stop!

05:35Ha ha ha ha!

05:37Ha ha ha!

05:39Ha ha ha ha!

05:41Ha ha ha ha!

05:43Ah, choke on it!

05:44Ha ha ha!

05:45Nerd!

05:46Ha ha ha ha!

05:48Ha ha ha ha!

05:49You gonna take that, boy?

05:51Wow!

05:52It's red-headed African-American baseball grade Barry McGuire!

05:57Yes!

05:57I'm very amazing!

05:59And you're a nerd!

06:01But if I train you, you won't have to put up with bullies no more!

06:05And by train, I mean inject you with it!

06:08Ow!

06:09Barry McGuire's super happy fun time anger go-go juice!

06:12Yeah!

06:13Yeah!

06:13Uh-uh!

06:14Uh-uh!

06:15Uh-uh!

06:16Uh-uh!

06:17Uh-uh!

06:18Uh-uh!

06:19Uh-uh!

06:20Uh-uh!

06:21Uh-uh!

06:22Oh, please, mister!

06:23Uh-uh!

06:24That sand hurts!

06:25Yeah?

06:26Yeah?

06:27Uh-uh!

06:28And then?

06:29I kicked some more!

06:30You are a f***ing artist!

06:32Ugh!

06:33What do you want with this?

06:38Ah!

06:39Ah!

06:40Oh, dude!

06:41Don't do that to me!

06:42Oh, man!

06:43That looks painful!

06:48Don't do drugs, kids!

06:51This fall, get ready for adventure and romance in the new TV series Lewis and Clark!

06:58Clark?

06:59We've followed this river for days!

07:01We'll follow it as far as it goes, Lewis!

07:04No, explorers!

07:06Do you need direct-

07:08Yah!

07:09Oh, Clark!

07:11Oh, Lewis!

07:16That's, um, pretty much the whole joke.

07:19And it would've been a lot more relevant ten years ago when, uh, Lois and Clark was still

07:24on the air.

07:28I...

07:29I have a concussion.

07:31Ha-ha!

07:32I need something to wet my whistle!

07:38It's a play on words, Jackass!

07:41DUNK!

07:46Now, Billy, you might feel bad about taking the life of an animal, but...

07:51Yeah!

07:52Yeah!

07:53What else can we kill?

07:54That's my boy!

07:56Damn!

07:57Alright!

07:58I'll die!

07:59Oh!

08:00Woo!

08:01Damn!

08:02Hey!

08:03Oh!

08:04Oh!

08:05Oh!

08:06Oh!

08:07Oh!

08:08Oh!

08:09Oh!

08:10Yeah!

08:11Yeah!

08:12Yeah!

08:14Yeah!

08:15Bye!

08:16Yeah!

08:18Yeah!

08:19Yeah!

08:20Yeah!

08:21Right!

08:23Yeah!

08:27Uh, you finally out of ammo there, Chief?

08:31Time to take old Painless out of the bag!

08:41It's high-caliber fun, aha!

08:45Hey, Milk, you've expired!

08:48What?

08:48Uh, uh, life day!

08:52Renew!

08:53Renew!

08:58George, did you remember to pack Hopalong?

09:01Hell yes, I did.

09:02I can't oversee the Middle East peace process without good old Hopalong.

09:06Bang, bang!

09:07You're dead, woman.

09:08Heh, sir, sir, sir!

09:10Air Force One, it's...

09:12...missing!

09:14Oh, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up...

09:17...pick up, pick up...

09:18I'm about to take that out of your bumper...

09:20...hello?

09:21Reveal your identity, you plane snatcher!

09:23Oh!

09:24Sorry there, W, had to borrow the old AF1!

09:27We're going to Burning Man!

09:29Woo-hoo!

09:30Please fasten your seatbelts, as the ride may get funky!

09:36Wet blanket alert on the phone, y'all!

09:38Who wants more yellow shots?

09:40Woo-hoo!

09:43Shoot it down!

09:45Blackula versus Blackenstein versus the Black Mummy will not be seen tonight, so that we

09:51may bring you the following program!

09:58Hey, Sarah!

09:59Yes, Seth?

10:00Hey, did I ever tell you about my cousin?

10:02She eats nothing but pancakes!

10:04Wow!

10:05Is she overweight?

10:06Are you kidding?

10:07She's stacked!

10:08Hey, Breck and Maya!

10:27Yeah, Chinese restaurant guy?

10:29Yeah, yeah!

10:30You ever see a cat gopher?

10:31Cat gopher?

10:32What's a cat gopher?

10:33Cat gopher's $6 if I put enough MSG on it!

10:37Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in?

10:41I spent an hour and 15 minutes in traffic getting here!

10:43Granted, it's in a Benz, but there's this horse s***!

10:47Oh, f*** you!

10:48You know what?

10:49I'm going home, okay?

10:50You can kiss my ass!

10:52I was in Garfield, mother f***er!

10:54Soon, you will be free!

10:56Blue Skies!

10:57Barthy Burgers!

10:59Girls!

11:00I meant soon you will be free to watch our movies on demand service!

11:04That's still pretty good!

11:06Unfortunately, the only movie we have on demand is Christmas Mr. Craig's!

11:12Noooooooooooo!

11:16Mac!

11:17You know I'm a vegetarian!

11:22Mila, this is Barth.

11:24The only real meat here is in the cockroaches.

11:27I heard that!

11:30Now that's comedy.

11:44Please welcome our special guest tonight, Vice President of Adult Swim, Keith Crawford.

11:53Thanks, Seth.

11:54I just wanted to say that y'all are doing a really good job on Robot Chicken.

11:58That's great!

11:59So, when are we getting renewed for another season?

12:02Uh...

12:03I don't know.

12:04Nice!

12:12You're cancelled.

12:13...

12:22Stupid monkey.

12:52Stupid monkey.

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