Skip to player
Skip to main content
Skip to footer
Search
Connect
Watch fullscreen
Like
Comments
Bookmark
Share
Add to Playlist
Report
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 18X01 Adultizzle Swizzle
iCarly
Follow
5/9/2025
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 18X01 Adultizzle Swizzle
Category
📺
TV
Transcript
Display full video transcript
00:00
It's Alive!
00:30
Welcome back to First Date, where we've already matched up some unlikely couples.
00:48
A geek with a beauty queen, a basketball player with a dwarf, and jackass star Steve-o with someone who isn't a loser.
00:56
But this time, we've outdone ourselves.
00:59
Susan hails from Los Angeles, and like all of us, she's looking to be bitten, that is, smitten, by love.
01:06
So, I was like, raised Jewish, and family's very important to me.
01:12
If my dad knew how important sex was to me, I would die.
01:17
Daddy's little princess has a wild streak. Think we can find someone to tame her?
01:22
Douglas is a predator from Newark, New Jersey, who prides himself on his trophy collection.
01:27
But are women just part of the hunt for him?
01:29
I'm sure I respect women. One time, this girl I knew had big boobs, and I respect that.
01:36
I'm a gentleman. If someone disrespects my girl, I'll skin him. You know how sweet like that.
01:42
One's an alien, the other's a predator. Will they have chemistry, or is this a case of science friction?
01:49
Oh, hi.
01:54
Oh, hi.
01:55
Are you Susan?
01:56
Yes, nice to meet you.
01:58
I'm Douglas.
02:01
Hmm, yeah. Beautiful day we're having.
02:05
Yeah, yeah, it's great.
02:07
So, what kind of guys do you usually date?
02:13
Oh, I don't know. I don't really have a type.
02:17
My father may not approve of you, though, since I'm Jewish and you're Predator American.
02:23
Oh, he's kind of protective, huh?
02:25
Yeah, totally. He's kind of tough.
02:28
So, how important is sex to you in a relationship?
02:36
Oh, I don't know. Pretty important, I guess.
02:40
Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without sex. I gotta have it all the time.
02:44
All the time, huh?
02:45
Hot tubs and lights, aren't they? I also love the way the moonlight on the water brings out the shine on your chitinous shell.
02:59
Aww.
03:01
Oh, no.
03:03
Don't do it.
03:04
You can do better.
03:07
Ew.
03:08
So, it was really nice meeting you.
03:12
You're, um, you're a really nice person.
03:17
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
03:20
Are you okay?
03:22
Um, uh, you want a band-aid?
03:29
Oh, that date didn't end well, did it, folks?
03:32
Think they'll ever go on again?
03:34
Let's check back and ask them.
03:38
Guess not.
03:42
Now's our chance, boys!
03:58
Oh, my God!
03:59
Look at him!
04:00
Back traffic!
04:01
You gotta get out of the car!
04:03
Tetsuo!
04:09
Welcome back to the Carousel of Tomorrow, where we look at humanity's march into the future.
04:15
Can you imagine, excited viewers, what marvels the 21st century holds?
04:20
Why, just imagine, the Chinese say they're going to land a man on the moon by the year 2020.
04:28
What would that be like, do you think?
04:30
No.
04:31
No.
04:32
No!
04:35
Inspiring.
04:37
As we reach towards space, we also look inward.
04:41
The unlocking of the human genome will allow the birth of perfect babies in the future.
04:46
Why, think of a world without disease, or midgets, where every child is perfect in every way.
04:55
See how?
04:56
Well, and would you believe that as high-speed internet access improves, doctors can perform complicated surgeries without leaving the beach?
05:06
You will.
05:10
And in the future, virtual reality sex will be perfected, and society will be forever changed.
05:18
Mr. Wembley?
05:26
You like that, don't you, bitch?
05:28
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
05:31
Mayor McCheese!
05:32
Mayor McCheese!
05:33
How do your views differ from Governor Schwarzenegger, given that he's a Republican, and you have a cheeseburger for a head?
05:39
It's a birth defect!
05:42
Oh, I've dealt with prejudice all my life.
05:46
Mr. Mayor!
05:47
Mr. Mayor!
05:48
There have been allegations that you have taken women to motel rooms and paid them to go to the bathroom on your chest.
05:56
Uh, uh, uh, uh, rawrrawrrawrrawr!
05:58
Oh, don't get any blood on the new carpet!
06:12
America's number one today in Super Spy is back in action!
06:16
Never mess with a man's raw thigh array!
06:20
The hood-mounted gatling guns are quite deadly when...
06:24
How many miles per gallon?
06:25
Uh, 25 or so.
06:27
Now the smokescreen generator...
06:29
Is that highway or city mileage?
06:37
Do you expect me to talk, Goyfinger?
06:40
No, Mr. Hashana.
06:42
I expect you to eat this VLT!
06:45
That's not car-
06:46
This summer, get chillin' with the tefillin!
06:50
Ross Hashana!
06:51
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...
06:58
Good morning, everyone!
07:03
I would gladly pay you Tuesday...
07:06
No deal, Wimpy!
07:07
Oh, no!
07:08
No more hamburgers for old Wimpy!
07:15
Don't do that, dear boy!
07:17
Why not?
07:18
Why, just look at what everyone's lives would be like without you!
07:22
Without you!
07:24
Good job, Bluto!
07:26
Nice hair, a bird!
07:29
Bounce!
07:30
Bounce!
07:30
Bounce!
07:32
Thanks for curing cancer, Alice the Goon!
07:46
Oh, well.
07:47
Sorry for wasting your time!
07:48
Huuu-
07:49
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
07:51
HAMBURGAS!
07:52
No-
07:53
AaaAY!
07:53
Im픈
07:54
LIMPLE
07:54
Uhhh!
07:54
Let's go!
09:06
Ooh, stick cereal.
09:09
I gotta have some.
09:11
Stupid bunny.
09:12
Sticks are intended for children.
09:14
Just give me a little.
09:15
He touched me inappropriately.
09:16
Couldn't stay off the sugar, right?
09:23
But I can't help myself.
09:25
My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me.
09:30
You want to control the sugar?
09:32
Stop using and start selling.
09:35
Here, look this guy up when you're out.
09:37
Rabbit, you're out.
09:39
Really?
09:40
But it's only been an hour.
09:42
You in Alabama, fool.
09:44
An hour's all you get for touching a child.
09:49
Selling's a dangerous business, Rabbit.
09:52
Killed the fruit brute, yummy mummy, even the cinnamonkey.
09:55
I can handle it.
09:57
Where's the stuff?
09:58
Well, just follow my snout.
10:00
It's never in doubt.
10:02
Snout that big, it should know more than Einstein.
10:05
Kill that mother f*****er!
10:29
We'll just follow my snout.
10:35
Wow.
10:36
Do you have any idea how rich I'm going to be selling all this cocaine, sugar?
10:43
I meant to say sugar.
10:46
Sugar.
10:48
Okay?
10:50
Okay.
10:51
Okay.
10:51
I'm telling the bleeding boards will follow me around.
11:16
And one little brother says, we're after your charms.
11:20
So I says, forget about me blue diamonds.
11:24
And worry about me blue balls, you whore.
11:28
I never have any idea what you're saying.
11:36
Bad news, boss.
11:37
The Rice Boys are talking to the cops.
11:39
Better to always talking.
11:41
Okay, okay.
11:43
I'll crink.
11:44
I'll crinkle.
11:45
I'll plop.
11:46
The sticks rabbit made us sell the stuff.
11:50
Uh, we only brought you in here because someone turned in your wallet.
11:59
I must have lost it.
12:02
Use the hollow point bullets.
12:10
They're groovy.
12:17
Their bones will stay crunchy even when soaked in blood.
12:21
Ha ha ha!
12:22
Don't shoot!
12:31
I give up!
12:32
He's giving up!
12:33
Shoot him!
12:38
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:41
Oh.
12:44
Finally.
12:46
Stupid bunny.
12:47
Sticks are intended for children.
12:50
No!
12:52
No!
13:14
Fuck.
13:20
Stupid monkey.
Recommended
13:43
|
Up next
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 13 Atta Toy
iCarly
5/5/2025
13:24
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 18 The Sack
iCarly
5/9/2025
13:25
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 1 Suck It
iCarly
5/19/2025
13:04
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 1 Robot Chicken Christmas Special
iCarly
5/3/2025
12:28
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 19 That Hurts Me
iCarly
5/9/2025
13:43
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 8 The Deep End
iCarly
5/3/2025
14:06
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 14 Joint Point
iCarly
5/5/2025
13:22
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 17 Operation Rich In Spirit
iCarly
5/9/2025
13:44
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 6 1987
iCarly
5/19/2025
12:33
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 7 A Piece Of The Action
iCarly
5/3/2025
13:00
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 8 Rodigitti
iCarly
5/19/2025
13:03
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 15 Kiddie Pool
iCarly
5/5/2025
13:08
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 20 The Black Cherry
iCarly
5/9/2025
13:18
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 11 Toy Meets Girl
iCarly
5/5/2025
12:28
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 12 Midnight Snack
iCarly
5/5/2025
13:37
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 5 Toyz In The Hood
iCarly
5/3/2025
13:45
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 1 Junk In The Trunk
iCarly
5/3/2025
13:47
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 9 S&M Present
iCarly
5/5/2025
13:20
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 16 Nightmare Generator
iCarly
5/9/2025
13:21
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 4 Celebrity Rocket
iCarly
5/19/2025
13:40
Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 2 Nutcracker Sweet
iCarly
5/3/2025
0:30
Robot Chicken S11E16
Teaser Trailer
3/7/2022
56:58
Live Stream ~ Robot Chicken Season 9 Episode 6 Online
HD ~ Robot Chicken Season 9 Episode 5 Full episode
1/28/2018
13:15
Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 5 Dragon Nuts
iCarly
5/19/2025
12:30
Robot Chicken Season 9 Episode 6 // New Episode // 9x6
**Robot Chicken*Season9*Online**
1/28/2018