Robot Chicken Season 2 Episode 4 Celebrity Rocket

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00:00Woo!

00:12It's alive!

00:30Can I play?

00:42Are you going to hell, you piece of garbage?

01:00Good. Good. Perfect. Great. Great.

01:15President, we have a very serious situation.

01:19A man is scoring very high in the Dance Dance Revolution.

01:24My God.

01:25Good. Perfect.

01:28Silencio!

01:30I challenge your revolution con una dance dance counter-revolution.

01:39Let's do 321 Boom Mega Remix by DJ Sassytown featuring Lady Godiva.

01:53Bueno. Bueno.

01:56Perfecto. Perfecto. Mal. Mal. No es bueno. Mal. No es bueno.

02:08No es bueno. Anti-bueno.

02:12Anti-bueno.

02:28Tu esta banda puto.

02:30Hehehehe.

02:32This is for...

02:34My Cuban people!

02:36Let's go!

02:38Hey!

02:45Ah!

02:46Hey!

02:47Güey!

02:48You!

02:49Si! Si! Yo soy the best dancer-dancer in el mundo!

03:10I have quelled your revolution, but I must say your bravery is inspiring.

03:15I honor and respect your courage and conviction.

03:21I love doing that!

03:24Presidente, una senora is beating your high score on Dig Dug!

03:29Get me some tokens.

03:33I don't know. Maybe if we use some toys?

03:38Oh yeah! Gonna finish the job. I'm about to tame that ass.

03:45I don't know.

03:47I must have lost him!

03:49You know, since I'm out, I might as well pick up some milk.

03:55Wait a second. I have milk in my hand.

03:57I have milk in my hand.

03:59I have milk in my hand.

04:01I have milk in my hand.

04:03I have milk in my hand.

04:05I'm sorry my power screwed your life up again, Master. I'll see you tomorrow.

04:09I'm sorry my power screwed your life up again, Master. I'll see you tomorrow.

04:13Wait a second. I have milk in my hand.

04:15Wait a second. I have milk in my hand.

04:17Wait a second. I have milk at home.

04:19La, la, la. Let's have some milk.

04:21La, la, la. Milk is good. La, la, la, la.

04:25Go home and have some milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:27Gonna drink milk and have sweet milk.

04:29I'm sorry my power screwed your life up again, Master. I'll see you tomorrow.

04:35And I want to thank my coach who pushed me hard.

04:47And my parents and Satan. Woo, Satan!

04:52And my grandma who couldn't be here today.

04:59So what's it gonna be, Dirk?

05:02The minivan or the sports car.

05:08Nice choice.

05:32Spare some change.

05:36I'm a veteran!

05:38Yo, man, let me clean out some windows for a dollar.

05:40Hey, Boogie Boogie! My brain is an antelope!

05:44Have some mustard, cause it's Easter in your face for toenails!

05:48The test results are in.

05:50It's rectal cancer.

05:52So, should we go with chemo or holistic medicine?

05:56Best friends forever!

06:02Best friends forever!

06:04Yay! Forever!

06:06Oh my balls!

06:14What happened to my balls?

06:16Why would someone do this to my balls?

06:19This show is so clever.

06:22Clever.

06:24It just happened so fast.

06:26Alright, now just take it easy.

06:28This is the worst day of my life.

06:52All thanks to stem cell research.

07:22So Ms. Lohan, it's 12 million plus gross points.

07:26Just sign on the dotted line.

07:28Hold on a second. I have some requests.

07:31I want a big trailer, and I want a trailer in my trailer,

07:37and my dog needs an assistant dog.

07:41Uh, I assure you that all of your, uh, Ms. Lohan?

07:48Lindsey?

07:49Lindsey?

07:50Can you make that check out to cash?

07:53Oh, that's my nickname for her.

07:57Can I get you anything, Ms. Lohan?

07:59Diet Sprite?

08:00Squirt?

08:01Coke?

08:02Uh, Cola?

08:04Lindsay Lohan.

08:05Amanda Bynes.

08:06Amanda Bynes.

08:07Let me know if you need anything.

08:11It totally can't end like this.

08:22My new album drops tomorrow.

08:24Well, it looks like you'll be selling them post-humorous, post-humorous, post-humorous.

08:39There can be only one!

08:42Power make me look fat?

08:56Not a problem.

08:57We'll blame it on her father.

08:58Works for me.

09:00In case you haven't realized it by now, this is a Highlander parody.

09:11When I grow up, I'm gonna get an Oscar.

09:13If by Oscar you mean get your head cut off, you're on your way if you don't train harder.

09:19Uh, that totally isn't what I meant.

09:22Stupid.

09:23You smell like whiskey and I wanna go shopping.

09:26And they complain when I smack my wife.

09:29You must harness your gifts for the gathering.

09:32What gathering?

09:33You're gathering.

09:34All the teen starlets will feel the urge to fight for the prize.

09:39In the end, there can be only one.

09:43What prize?

09:44Oh, is it an Oscar?

09:46I'm gonna win one cause I'm Lindsay Lohan.

09:48Lohan.

09:49Lohan.

09:50Lohan.

09:51Lohan.

09:52I'm not slang!

09:59Never lose your temper!

10:01Never lose my temper?

10:02Temper!

10:03Ugh, I hate your slurring, you drunk!

10:06I'm not drunk, I'm Scottish!

10:09Oh, sure!

10:11And I was in the hospital for exhaustion!

10:15Touche!

10:17Hey!

10:18Now, you're ready!

10:19Good!

10:20Oh!

10:21Oh, you got me in the pounder plunge!

10:24Colder than a witch's tea tonight!

10:31Better heat up the shard!

10:33Where's my snowhead?

10:34Where's my snowhead?

10:35You're too late, Hillary doll!

10:37I've already prepared them for you!

10:40You wasted your time!

10:42Ugh!

10:43My alcohol!

10:44Whoa!

10:45There could be only one!

10:48Wait!

10:49Wait!

10:50Okay!

10:51Next, Lindsay!

10:52I lost 150 pounds and nobody takes me seriously!

11:04Maybe I'll adopt a brown kid!

11:06What?

11:07He's dead!

11:09As are the Olsen twins!

11:12I even decapitated my sister Haley!

11:15Though she didn't have any powers and that was really awkward to explain to mom and dad!

11:20Only you and I remain!

11:24You bitch!

11:25Watch it, Lohan!

11:26We can't fight on holy ground!

11:29You know where to find me, Duff!

11:31So now it ends!

11:32The power is mine, Lohan!

11:33Not if I can help it!

11:34Slut!

11:35Whore!

11:36White!

11:37Trash!

11:38Agent Cody Skank!

11:39Eric Carter loved me!

11:40Aaron said your toes were gross!

11:41Your album sucks!

11:42My album sucks!

11:43There can be only one!

11:46I know!

11:47I know everything!

11:48I am everything!

11:49I have the power!

12:06I have the power!

12:16You have done well. Use your powers wisely, my child.

12:23I will!

12:26Unlimited power!

12:33Is this really how Highlander ended?

12:46I will!

12:51I will!

12:56I will!

13:01I will!

13:06I will!

13:11I will!

13:18Stupid monkey!

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