Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 19 That Hurts Me

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00:00It's alive!

00:30That better not be poo.

00:44That'll teach you to vote for Nader!

00:54What the hell?

00:58I got laid.

01:02I got laid.

01:04I got laid.

01:06What can I say?

01:08Nerzer.

01:10Late, late, late.

01:12L-A-Y-A-D.

01:14Late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late.

01:18Simon says...

01:20Go play in traffic.

01:22You know, movie producer Dean Devlin,

01:26I always felt bad about screwing millions of moviegoers

01:30out of their hard-earned money with that steaming pile of crap we made called Godzilla.

01:34I know, Roland Emmerich.

01:36We should totally remake it.

01:38A remake of a remake?

01:40Brilliant!

01:42The eggs!

01:46They're acting!

01:48Run!

01:50Run!

01:52Run!

02:06Run!

02:08Ah, man!

02:38We gave you jerks a hundred and fifty million dollars to remake Godzilla and you gave us a steaming pile of crap!

02:49Again!

02:53Yes!

02:55The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

03:01And spiders.

03:03Well, yes, and spiders.

03:06That goes without saying.

03:08And snakes!

03:09Yes, snakes too.

03:11And don't forget werewolves!

03:13There is no such thing!

03:15I had a werewolf!

03:17My mother saw one!

03:19Woo!

03:21Yeah!

03:22It's fun!

03:23Yeah!

03:24No!

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03:59Oh, my God.

04:29Oh, my God.

04:59Oh, my God.

05:29That's right, folks.

05:33We've got a whole lot of 2005 vehicles that must be sold thanks to Crazy Davey's Chapter 11

05:4010 Restructuring.

05:41Yep, there go my wife and kids.

05:46I won't be seeing them again.

05:48Crazy Davey's circle in the bowl, folks.

05:51Hell, just bend Crazy Davey over the hood of this fine luxury sedan and cornhole until

05:57you're satisfied.

05:58And as a special bonus, if you find my brains on your windshield, you can have my dog.

06:06Well, better luck next time.

06:08Okay, so the only things we have to fear are spiders, snakes, werewolves, sharks, dying

06:20alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife, and fear

06:29itself.

06:30Man, my life sucks.

06:33I hate working at the stupid archery ring.

06:40Where am I?

06:42You're in purgatory, dog.

06:45Spin the wheel of reincarnation.

06:48Oh, boy, I hope I land on Keira Knightley's underwear.

06:54Everyone wishes for that one.

07:02Huggy time bear?

07:07Where am I?

07:10Holy f***ing asscrackers!

07:12Welcome!

07:12We're the Huggy Time Bears, and we shall call you Dougalock Bear.

07:20What the f***ing is a Huggy Time Bear?

07:22We spread peace and love with our special powers!

07:27Ah, f***ing asscrackers!

07:30Let's go spread joy to children!

07:33Oh, man, I wish I landed on Keira Knightley's underwear.

07:37Uh, please don't mention that around the children.

07:40I feel sad.

07:41Yeah, but at least we're not gay.

07:43Maybe we can help!

07:46The Huggy Time Bears!

07:48Get ready for some fun and love, everyone!

07:51Ah!

07:52Ah!

07:53Ah!

07:55Ah!

07:56Ah!

07:58What?

07:59His name was Shamrock Bear.

08:01He was obviously Irish and therefore drunk.

08:04Am I right or am I right?

08:06This is unforgivable.

08:08Bring out the gimp!

08:10No!

08:12No!

08:17No!

08:18Oh, my gosh, I've shot you.

08:19Keira Knightley?

08:21Shh, don't worry about a thing.

08:23The paramedics will be here soon.

08:25I was almost your underwear, you know.

08:31Ah, jerk ass!

08:32I got you, Timmy!

08:35I can't feel my arms and legs.

08:41Previously on Big Brother, a practical joke war resulted in hurt feelings.

08:47Oh!

08:49Ghostface's laundry debacle earned him the wrath of Freddy.

08:53Aw, where the hell's my sweater?

08:55Chill out.

08:56It's in the dryer.

08:58You fool!

08:59The label clearly says permanent press.

09:02It says whoever reaches the kitten first will win the golden power of veto.

09:19Competition is fierce, but it was Leatherface who stood victorious.

09:23As a result, it was Michael and Ghostface who found themselves on the block.

09:29Ow!

09:30Who will be evicted?

09:32Find out live tonight.

09:35If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy.

09:38That would be a dream come true.

09:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

09:43You get it?

09:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

09:45A dream?

09:46Ha ha ha ha ha!

09:47I kill people in their nightmares, man.

09:49That's what I do.

09:49Last week, America voted online to decide which houseguest would get to call home on a T-Mobile

09:56cell phone.

09:57Tonight, we have the results.

10:00And the winner is...

10:02Ghostface!

10:04America made the right choice giving the call to Ghostface.

10:09Of course, I would have called my mom.

10:12Today's her birthday.

10:15I love you, mom.

10:17Hello?

10:17I see you making popcorn.

10:21Who is this?

10:22I saw the Charlie's Angels sequel.

10:24That was a piece of crap!

10:25I'm hanging on...

10:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

10:28Fighting boredom is the hardest part of living in the Big Brother house.

10:32In case you were wondering, the answer was the Da Vinci Code.

10:52It's time to decide which houseguest gets evicted.

10:57Michael?

10:57Ghostface?

10:58You may now plead your case.

11:00You know, I'm just trying to keep it real.

11:03And I will treasure the friendships I have made in this house my whole life.

11:09But if it's my time to go, hey, no hard feelings.

11:14I...

11:15Your turn, Michael.

11:16Stop that.

11:22Stop it.

11:23The votes have been cast, and the next houseguest evicted from Big Brother is...

11:29Michael.

11:30Michael Myers, they just kicked you out of the house.

11:49How do you feel?

11:50I feel randy, baby.

11:54Yeah!

11:57Waste world!

11:58Ow!

11:59What the fuck is happening, baby?

12:02Ow!

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12:05Ow!

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12:20Ow!

12:21Ow!

12:22Ow!

12:24Ow, ow, ow!

12:25Ow, ow, ow, ow.

12:26Stupid monkey.

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