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00:00Captain's Log
00:21Space
00:22Seems to go on and on forever
00:24Like your favorite TV show
00:26That never got cancelled
00:28Not at all forcing you
00:30To make your own half-assed episode
00:32After a thousand light years
00:35I'm about to complete my 15-beer mission
00:38This is the USB Aldrin's Buzz
00:43With a fuel delivery for BBR base
00:45Over
00:46You're coming in hot
00:48Abort mission
00:49Over
00:50Don't tell me how to fly this vessel
00:52Over
00:53Open the beer bay door, pal
00:59We have liftoff
01:02Here's to another successful mission
01:07You know it, buddy
01:09I hit that
01:34I have
01:36It was real cold
01:37Next time on
01:41Everybody Loves Hypnotone
01:43Uh-oh
01:49It looks like alpha base
01:51Needs another fuel delivery
01:52Admiral, we're out of fuel
01:57Yeah
01:58Oh
01:59You're
02:00God
02:01What do we do?
02:02What can we do?
02:03Zod
02:04Zod Hellebore here
02:06To introduce my earthy new beer
02:08Old Fortran Light Extra Dark
02:10As the first in my line of hostile new flavors
02:13Old Fortran needs you
02:15To write the Old Fortran Light Extra Dark jingle
02:18The talented lazy slob
02:19I'm talking to you
02:22That writes a winning jingle
02:24Will take home a lifetime supply
02:26Of Old Fortran Light Extra Dark
02:28This is dream come true stuff
02:31Once you try Old Fortran Light Extra Dark
02:34Zod
02:35Zod
02:35Zod
02:36You just won't want one
02:38Zod
02:39Zod
02:41Zod
02:41Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
02:45Yeah
02:45If those were chicks
02:47They were way hot
02:48Yeah
02:49Never mind
02:50Since Beck isn't taking my calls
02:52And Foghat broke up
02:54True story
02:59Hey Nixon
03:00It's your old pal
03:01Bender
03:01Bender
03:02How did you get my private vid phone number?
03:06It's classified
03:07I won it while playing Russian roulette
03:09With President Putin
03:11So um
03:12What do you want?
03:14Well there's this contest
03:15It's giving away a lifetime supply of free beer
03:18All you have to do is write the winning jingle
03:21So you called me
03:23The President of Earth
03:24To help you write a beer jingle?
03:28No
03:28I called you
03:30The President of Earth
03:31To help me rig that contest
03:33So that I could win that free beer
03:35Oh this sounds interesting
03:38I like a good rigging
03:41We could start with a few
03:43Incriminating pictures
03:45Of the contest judge
03:47Yeah
03:47And then an anonymous call
03:50To the table
03:51Yeah
03:51A wiretap here
03:53A death threat there
03:54And the next thing you know
03:56Nixon is swimming in free beer
03:59No
03:59I clearly said
04:01I'm getting that free beer
04:03Forget it
04:05Tricky Dick
04:06It only looks out for one person
04:09Me
04:10Well
04:14Fry
04:16Ah Bender
04:17I always appreciate it
04:19When you settle for me
04:20And you know what
04:20This jingle could be my own
04:22Personal booze license
04:23I always dreamed of winning
04:25A lifetime supply of something
04:26And what with
04:27My ability to compute mad rhymes
04:29And your ability to
04:30Exist
04:31We're a shoo-in for that beer
04:33Baby
04:34And all I've done is exist
04:35Since the 20th century
04:36Ha ha ha
04:37Beer
04:38Beer
04:39Beer
04:40Beer
04:41Beer
04:41Beer
04:53Who's out here
04:54Harmonize
04:55And about beer
04:57No less
04:58Admiral Bender
05:01I think we've got
05:02A new mission
05:03There'll be no one
05:04To stop us
05:05This time
05:06You guys are still in here
05:10Drinking beer
05:11No
05:12We just ran out
05:14Yeah
05:15I can't believe you two
05:17Let me load the ship
05:18All by myself
05:19You're right
05:20We're
05:20So
05:21I'm sorry
05:23Okay
05:24But that doesn't change the fact
05:26That we were supposed to leave
05:27Two hours ago
05:28And
05:31And
05:33How do you think the professor's gonna take this move
05:36Good news
05:38Everyone
05:38I'm so glad you haven't left yet
05:41Oh lord
05:42Before you drop that crate of giraffes
05:45I need you to deliver this old science experiment of mine
05:48To chop ec nine
05:49It just sold for twice its value on ebay
05:52Um
05:54Do we really want those cute giraffes
05:56In the cargo hold
05:57Next to what looks like
05:58A leaky handmade beryllium doomsday device
06:01Oh my
06:01No no
06:02It's the much cheaper
06:03Einsteinium-119
06:04What about the giraffe?
06:06Oh
06:06Don't worry
06:07If they get too close to the doomsday device
06:09Just use this spray bottle
06:11To give them a gentle correction
06:12It's filled with acid
06:14Cool
06:14Oh
06:15And watch out for space pirates
06:17They do love atomic atomizing apparatuses
06:19Now
06:23Off you go
06:25Come on guys
06:28Don't make me do all the work
06:31Yeah fry
06:32Don't make her do all the work
06:33What you talking about?
06:38You're mutiny
06:38I'm a strombos four
06:40And it's not that I enjoy yelling at you guys
06:43I really care about you
06:46Ah shut up baby
06:47I know it
06:48And you're a bad influence on fry
06:50Huh?
06:51You know he'll do anything you tell him
06:53On true
06:54Yesterday I told him to drop dead
06:56Bandar
06:57I knew he wouldn't do it
06:59Your lucky suicide boosts are expensive
07:02Yeah that's why I bought him a gift card
07:04Ha ha ha ha
07:06Zod hellebore
07:08Bring me be a freak
07:10For a lifetime
07:12Come on man
07:37Not again
07:39Hey Amy
07:51Hey Amy
07:51Hi
07:51Hi
07:52You did it again
08:06Hey Hermes
08:14Sweet condor of gondor
08:17This doomsday device
08:18Much deadlier than a green snake
08:19Or a sugar cane plant
08:20Oh no
08:21Well obviously you don't seem too concerned
08:32Well you know what would make me feel a whole lot better
08:35If you are signed
08:36One of these
08:38What is it?
08:39It's an updated waiver absolving Planet Express from gross negligence
08:42In the likely event of you dying
08:44While transporting this bomb
08:46Hey
08:47You didn't make us sign one of those
08:49When we delivered that bomb to the peace celebration on Spheron 9
08:52That wasn't a bomb
08:53That was just a mislabeled nuclear power disco bomb
08:57Yeah it was way groovy
09:00Until Zach Branigan came in and wanged it up
09:02It wasn't the only thing he wanged up
09:05I'm sure I don't know what you're implying
09:10Oh well let me clear things up for you
09:12By not the only thing
09:14I meant you
09:15And by wanged up
09:16I meant
09:17Listen just because two people were accidentally locked alone in a sex swingatorium for five
09:23hours
09:24And had to disrobe because of a temperature malfunction
09:28Doesn't mean they wanged it up
09:31And by malfunctioning thermostat
09:39I mean
09:40Whoa
09:41Ow my ass
09:48Oh what a beautiful day
09:51Just smell that fresh air
09:54It's hard to say
10:08Just now something's never changed
10:11And it's hard to find
10:13And it's really to draw the line
10:15Octoburn is doing a neutron dance
10:19Octoburn is doing a neutron dance
10:23With voice of a haben
10:27Let's laugh
10:28process
10:28Don't forget
10:32It looks like
10:32we couldn't
10:34Work
10:35Oh
10:35Yeah
10:36It looks like
10:37See you
10:37You
10:38taking the starting
10:38Shsehen
10:39Lam Church
10:40I'm not
10:40You
10:41You
10:41I'm not
10:42Look
10:42I'm sort of
10:43I'm not
10:44You
10:44gym
10:44And
10:46I'm not
10:46I'm not
10:47I'm hurt
10:49You
10:49You
10:50You
10:50You
10:51You
10:51You
10:52You
10:52You
10:52You
10:52You
10:53You
10:53Zot Hellebore
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