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  • 1.6.2025

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00:00Es ist ein Mann?
00:25Es ist ein Mann?
00:27Es ist!
00:30Du, du kennst...
00:32Bill?
00:33No.
00:34How about Bob?
00:35No.
00:36Jack?
00:37No.
00:38Mike?
00:39No.
00:40You don't know anybody named Mike?
00:41No!
00:43Girl you gotta get out of the house more.
00:47Lucky for you, I'm running a special on love potions this week.
00:51Oh...
00:52Now, for only $99.95, you can get my special deluxe love kit
00:57guaranteed to give you a lifetime of matrimonial bliss with a man of your dreams.
01:02Well, take it.
01:04Smart girl.
01:06And, uh, wouldn't it be worth an extra 20 bucks for him to be faithful?
01:11Definitely.
01:15Now, what you do, Miss Wiesner, is you drink this little bottle of love potion,
01:19then you get naked, and you dance around this little red candle like crazy
01:24until you work up a real good sweat.
01:29Ew, not a pretty picture.
01:33Oh, Renfield, don't be so catty.
01:36What?
01:37Oh, I was just talking to the cat.
01:40Anyway, you do this every night until Mr. Right windsurps into your life.
01:46Oh, Elvira, how can I ever thank you?
01:49Next time, bring cash.
01:57Hello?
01:59Hello?
02:01I'm back.
02:04Come in.
02:07Careful of the step.
02:13Minerva?
02:13What the heck are you doing with that shopping cart?
02:16Oh, don't worry, dear.
02:18I'll send it right back to the store.
02:21Minerva, what if I always told you about exposing yourself?
02:24Oh, dear.
02:25Did I tuck my skirt into my pantyhose again?
02:31No.
02:31I mean exposing your witchcraft.
02:33Come on, you know the rules.
02:36As long as you don't do it in public, you can do it as much as you like.
02:39Or until you need glasses.
02:42Oops.
02:43Too late.
02:44You shut up, you furballer.
02:46I'll have you neutered again.
02:48Oh, Elvira, I hate living in the closet.
02:54Look, I don't like it any better than you do, but I'm sick and tired of pulling up steaks
02:59just to keep from getting burned at one.
03:00Besides, I like living here in Manhattan.
03:06Oh, yes, glamorous Manhattan.
03:09When you told me we were moving to Manhattan, I thought,
03:13Broadway, Times Square.
03:15But no, you meant Manhattan, Kansas.
03:19The little apple.
03:21The city that always sleeps.
03:24The main thing is that nobody's caught on to the fact that we're witches,
03:27and I'd like to keep it that way.
03:28Okay?
03:30Well, it's not as if we were Siegfried and Roy.
03:36I mean, we can only do a few harmless parlor tricks,
03:40moving shopping carts, fixing parking meters, switching price codes.
03:44You can switch price codes?
03:45Of course.
03:46Look, I got this family-sized jar of chunky peanut butter for only 25 cents.
03:53Did you get my shaving cream?
03:55I knew I forgot something.
03:57Oh, great.
03:58I'll just spread this on my legs and let the rats chew off the hairs.
04:02Now, can you please take this shopping cart back to the store?
04:07Well, can't I at least ride in it, Minerva?
04:11I'll push it.
04:12I'll push it.
04:14Oh, Minnie.
04:15Bring back some kitty litter.
04:17Or you'll be sorry.
04:18Look at that, Renfield.
04:29A five-tray electric food dehydrator.
04:33Imagine, we could make hundreds of pounds of beef jerking.
04:36Stop, I'm grueling.
04:40Switch it back to Sharon, the fat lady.
04:46Senora, get the door!
04:50I'm coming, I'm coming.
04:52Hold your horseshoes.
04:56Hey there, pretty lady.
04:58Renfield.
04:59Did we order a hunky stud muffin from the home shopping club?
05:05Who is that?
05:09Excuse me, but which one of you is a psychic?
05:11I am.
05:13I have to excuse my aunt.
05:15She's getting senile.
05:16I was going to put her in one of those homes,
05:18but you know how they mistreat the elderly.
05:21Okay, you can have him.
05:24I had the insurance salesman.
05:25So, you must be Elvira.
05:33No, I must be dreaming.
05:39And you are?
05:42Chip.
05:42Chip Taylor.
05:44Oh, Chip.
05:46As in potato?
05:49Bet I can't eat just one.
05:51Walk this way.
06:05Dr. Dini, sailor.
06:12Let's see.
06:14Oh, Chip.
06:16I see big things in your future.
06:19Really?
06:25Yes.
06:26Would you like to see more?
06:29Yes, ma'am.
06:32But actually, what I really came here for was
06:35friends of mine told me that you sell love potions
06:38and I'd like to buy one.
06:40How much is it?
06:41I don't know.
06:43How about if I just lip-wrestle you for it?
06:46Minerva, I've got the door!
06:56Hold that thought, Chip.
06:58Right between your knees.
07:06Oh, put me down for two boxes of chocolate mint
07:09and one vanilla cream.
07:10Thanks!
07:16I thought you didn't have to pay
07:17until you got the cookies.
07:19Elvira,
07:20I can see that you're busy, uh...
07:22Busy?
07:23Whatever gave you that idea?
07:27I'm completely free!
07:28At least for the first three minutes.
07:30Uh, how about if I just come back tonight?
07:36Oh, tonight.
07:37Groovy.
07:38Yeah, I'll come back tonight
07:39and I'll give you my happy hour special.
07:42Two.
07:43For the prize I won.
07:48Are you still here?
07:50What do you want?
07:51My name is Paige Grayson.
07:54Yeah, so?
07:54I'm your niece.
07:57On my niece?
07:58I ain't getting on my niece
07:59for no girl scout.
08:01No, no.
08:02No, no.
08:04I'm your niece.
08:06On Elvira!
08:09Minerva!
08:15Minerva!
08:15Minerva!
08:16Oh, I'll have
08:17one chocolate mint
08:19and two golden nut clusters.
08:22Minerva,
08:22this young lady
08:23in the clunky shoes
08:24seems to think
08:25she's related to us.
08:27You must be Paige.
08:29Oh, darling.
08:30I'm your great-aunt Minerva.
08:33Oh!
08:34Let me look at you.
08:37Oh, my!
08:38How you've grown!
08:39But you've never seen me before.
08:42Well, I'm assuming
08:43you used to be much smaller,
08:45didn't you?
08:47Wait a sec.
08:49Wait a sec.
08:49Who is she?
08:50She's Elvin's child.
08:53But my brother
08:54never told me
08:55he had any kids.
08:56He didn't know it himself.
08:58He died before she was born.
09:01Her mother disappeared
09:02a few years ago
09:03in a mysterious
09:04boating accident
09:05in the Bermuda Triangle.
09:07Poor dear Paige.
09:09She was raised by nuns
09:10on a remote island
09:11off the coast of Maine.
09:16Now she's come
09:17to stay with us.
09:19Well, that just
09:19explains everything.
09:20It wasn't until
09:24I turned 18
09:25that the sisters
09:26warned, uh,
09:28told me about you.
09:31This is the first time
09:33I've ever been away
09:33from boarding school.
09:35Oh, so that's a uniform.
09:38Oh, thank God.
09:39I thought you just
09:39had really bad taste.
09:40The sisters taught us
09:45not to dress
09:46in a way
09:46that could tempt
09:47men to sin.
09:48Well, let that
09:49be a lesson to you, dear.
09:51Never take fashion tips
09:53from a nun.
09:53Well, let's just
09:55all know.
09:55Goodbye.
09:56Goodbye.
09:57Goodbye.
09:58Goodbye.
09:59Goodbye.
09:59Goodbye.
10:00Goodbye.
10:00Goodbye.
10:01Goodbye.
10:02Goodbye.
10:03Tä dificuldade
10:03sa związku spade
10:04ausbe остр
10:04Ó 아
10:11poor.
10:12Toward
10:13Let me
10:14get what
10:15darum
10:15to
10:15away.