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00:00Tell me why I love you like I do
00:26Tell me who can start my heart as much as you
00:30Let's take each other's hand as we jump into the final frontier
00:36I'm mad about you, baby
00:39Yeah
00:40I'm mad about you
00:44I'm mad about you
00:45I'm mad about you
00:48Good night
00:57Second greetings
01:04I thought that was kitty
01:06Oh my god shut the fuck up
01:08I literally thought you were saying that
01:11No!
01:12Is it a man?
01:13Well, I'll be darned.
01:14It is!
01:15Oh!
01:16Do you know, uh, Bill?
01:20No.
01:21How about the Bob?
01:22No.
01:23Jack?
01:24No.
01:25Mike?
01:26No.
01:27You don't know anybody named Mike?
01:28No!
01:29I fucking hate you.
01:32For only $99.95, you can get my special deluxe love kit guaranteed to give you a lifetime
01:38of matrimonial bliss with a man of your dreams!
01:40Oh, well, take it!
01:42Ooh, smart girl.
01:44And, uh, wouldn't it be worth an extra 20 bucks for him to be faithful?
01:50Definitely.
01:51This shit's actually kind of funny.
01:54Ew, not a pretty picture.
01:56Okay, Sabrina.
01:57Oh, Elvira, how can I ever thank you?
02:01Next time, bring cash.
02:03Well, that could have been the whole episode and I would have been happy.
02:08Hello!
02:09Get the fuck out of my room and play Minecraft!
02:13He's mother-in-law.
02:15My mother-in-law's not like this at all.
02:17No, not mother-in-law.
02:18What would Rustic's mom be to you?
02:20Mother-in-law?
02:21Yeah.
02:22No, she's not like this at all.
02:24Really?
02:25No, she's not!
02:26Oh, is she more like a...
02:28What's the word?
02:30Not flashy at all.
02:32She's kind of plain.
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:34She's really humble unto herself.
02:36What if I always told you about exposing yourself?
02:39Oh, dear.
02:40Did I tuck my skirt into my pantyhose again?
02:43No!
02:44I mean exposing your witchcraft.
02:46As long as you don't do it in public, you can do it as much as you like.
02:49Or until you need glasses.
02:50Can I have to wear the hell?
02:51I need my smell.
02:52You shut up, you furballer.
02:53I'll have you neutered.
02:54Again.
02:55They could've at least got an animatronic cap for the mouth movements.
02:56That would've been cool.
02:57That's what they did with Salem.
02:58Yeah.
02:59I feel like I've seen at least three characters that look exactly like her bladed red hair.
03:02Yeah.
03:03I got this please.
03:04Take this shopping cart back to the store.
03:05Now can I at least ride in it, Minerva?
03:08I'll push it, I'll push it.
03:10Yeah, at one point my building is guilty of taking shopping carts from nearby stores to
03:17the fact that where there's now an effort to try to stop that by not only the building
03:33but the local police.
03:34They just have those carts that lock up when they leave the vicinity.
03:38That's what ours has.
03:39Like, they literally put a parking brake to where you can't go shit with.
03:42I actually like her top.
03:44Minerva's.
03:45You're gonna grow up to be her.
03:47I used to be hypersensational.
03:48Oh my god, shut the fuck up.
03:50Oh, it's Brad.
03:51Did we order a hunky stud muffin from the home shopping club?
03:56Okay, you can have him.
04:00I had the insurance salesman.
04:02You.
04:03You are?
04:04Ch-chip.
04:05Chip Taylor.
04:06Oh.
04:07Chip.
04:08Is it potato?
04:09Strike me now seats.
04:10You don't have the clothes.
04:13Dr. Dingy sailor.
04:14Bro, kitty, you need to have a psych room.
04:15Oh my god.
04:16It wants to be like this.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Like beads and shit.
04:19So hokey.
04:20It wants you that.
04:21I like my future already.
04:22How you do Twitch streams.
04:24What I really came here for was friends of mine told me that you sell love potions and I'd like to buy one.
04:39How about if I just lip wrestle you for it.
04:40Minerva, I've got the door.
04:41Oh, put me down for two boxes of chocolate mint and one vanilla cream.
04:42Thanks.
04:43I thought you didn't have to pay until you got the cookies.
04:47I can see that you're busy, uh.
04:50Busy?
04:51Whatever gave you that?
04:52How about if I just lip wrestle you for it?
04:53How about if I just lip wrestle you for it?
04:54Minerva, I've got the door.
04:56Oh, put me down for two boxes of chocolate mint and one vanilla cream.
04:59Thanks.
05:00I thought you didn't have to pay till you got the cookies.
05:08Uh, I can see that you're busy, uh.
05:11Busy?
05:12Whatever gave you that idea?
05:14See?
05:15I'm completely free!
05:17At least for the first three minutes.
05:20That was short.
05:21May I speak now?
05:23You may.
05:24My name is Paige Grayson.
05:26Yeah?
05:27So?
05:28I'm your niece!
05:29This young lady in the clunky shoes seems to think she's related to us.
05:34You must be Paige!
05:35Oh, darling!
05:36I'm your great Aunt Minerva!
05:39Oh!
05:40Let me look at you!
05:42Oh my, how you've grown!
05:45But you've never seen me before!
05:49Is this just a pilot?
05:51Yeah.
05:52They should've made this a show!
05:54I wonder why they didn't go with it.
05:56It's funny as fuck!
05:58It has a lot of potential.
05:59Like, I can see where the parts where it's like, mm, but they can improve it.
06:02This is the first time I've ever been away from boarding school.
06:06Oh, so that's a uniform!
06:08Oh, thank God!
06:09I thought you just had really bad taste.
06:11Like, it gives me Bewitched vibes a little bit.
06:16It's like an edgier Bewitched.
06:18Oh, this is worse!
06:19They never even fucking aired this pilot!
06:21Why?
06:22According to Bloody Disgusting, apparently, based on many reports, when the Avira show was filmed, CBS went crazy over the eminent use of boob and sex jokes, and canceled the series before it premiered.
06:35Unfortunately, they ended up signing with Sabrina the Teenage Witch, which was G-rated, and then happened after the filming of the Avira show.
06:43Okay, but remember...
06:44Wow, so I already did it first!
06:46So Paige, uh, you know, my brother was quite, uh, gifted.
06:51Surely you must have inherited some of his... talents?
06:56Yes.
06:57I can speak Latin and play the accordion!
07:00Where?
07:01Our Lady of Perpetual Polka?
07:03The cat's an asshole.
07:05Wait, CBS was owned by Disney, aren't they?
07:08No, ABC.
07:09Oh, CBS hated this?
07:11No, this was air for... this was filmed for CBS.
07:14I'm kinda shocked they didn't like it.
07:16Yeah, they just... they found out there were too many boob and sex jokes to air for primetime television.
07:21That could've been on fuckin' HBO!
07:23They could just cut the jokes out.
07:25Put me down for two boxes of chocolate mint and one vanilla cream.
07:40Thanks!
07:44That love potion she sold Lorraine Wiesner put her in the hospital.
07:48What if she drugs you and... takes advantage of you?
07:53Yeah.
07:55It sounds like a kid all time to me!
08:01I'm gonna be listening to everything that goes on tonight.
08:04And if you're not out of there by 10 o'clock, I'm sending in the SWAT team.
08:10I don't think you can do that.
08:14Oh, going somewhere, dear?
08:16She has the broom!
08:19You and Aunt Minerva are going out to have some fun!
08:24Look! The future farmers of the Flatlands are having a cakewalk and corn shucking contest!
08:30That sounds like fun!
08:32Well, actually, I'm rather tired.
08:35Why don't you go shuck yourself, dear?
08:37I really want Aunt Minerva's outfit.
08:42I should buy more spandex.
08:44You're really starting to freak me out.
08:46Hi!
08:47Oh, Chip! I wasn't expecting you so soon!
08:52And look at me! I'm a mess!
08:57I'm a mess!
09:00I think you look pretty cute!
09:02Oh, don't you say that to all the ghouls?
09:06Can I get you a... bear barrage?
09:09Oh, sure. Uh, well, how about that love potion?
09:12Oh, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip!
09:15Why would a handsome stud like you need a love potion?
09:19Well, sometimes I have, uh, you know, a problem.
09:26Oh, God, I hope you don't have genital warts.
09:28Oh, that kind of problem.
09:29Oh, well, I think we could fix that with a little physical therapy.
09:39That would be great, but, uh, how about the love potion first?
09:43Well, okay. I'll get the potion. Then you get the notion.
09:49I still don't know how this didn't get picked up.
09:54Married with Children was fine. It had tons of sex jokes.
09:57Of course, that was Fox. They don't care.
10:00Yeah, this was CBS. They should have pitched this shit to Fox.
10:03I'll just add a little extra starch.
10:06Oh, Jesus, you're probably about to blow him up.
10:09You're making it awful hard on me, but...
10:13Can I have the potion back, please?
10:15No. Why should I, you two-timer?
10:17Hey, give me that.
10:18Give me that. No.
10:19Give me that. No.
10:20Give me that. No.
10:22He's about to vaporize him.
10:26Oh, God. What did he do?
10:30Gosh. He's hard as a rock.
10:34Well, it wasn't about the whole point.
10:37The wrong parts are...
10:38What's this?
10:39Timber!
10:41He's a policeman!
10:42What am I gonna do with a big, stiff cop?
10:47Okay, I can kinda see why this might not be TV appropriate.
10:51Especially for CBS, which I guess I was aiming for, you know, friendly.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Look at this.
10:58It's Chip.
10:59My love potion turned him stiff as a board.
11:02He's an undercover cop.
11:04Oh, my goodness.
11:05You could get the chair for turning him into a table.
11:09You gotta do something to loosen him up.
11:11No!
11:12Reverse the spell from this lovely madam.
11:17I command thee now, up an atom.
11:21It's working! It's working!
11:23Uh-oh. I think I put too much up in his atom.
11:28I don't wanna believe it, but it's true.
11:32Both of you, you're witches.
11:35Witches?
11:36Us?
11:37He he he he he he he he he!
11:41She's the kookiest fucker of them all!
11:46Well, break out the champagne and little frisky.
11:51That's enough out of you, you nasty old cat.
11:54Only a witch can hear animal's thoughts.
11:58Paige, you're one of us
12:01No, no, I'm not like you. I want to be normal like everybody else. I hate being different
12:07Everybody makes fun of different
12:09At least in the 90s
12:11Look at me. I'm different
12:13I want to be the same. It's very strange. 90s. I want to be sane. 2000s. I kind of want to stand out
12:202010s
12:22I'll just do something on the internet 2020s
12:24We're all so fucking different now. There's no fucking normal
12:28Everyone's special but you
12:30Jesus
12:39Come and get me, you dirty coppers
12:42But normal, what is the matter with you?
12:45You're a fucking king? I'm surprised you haven't been shot up now
12:49Sneak out the secret tunnel
12:50I'm turning myself in
12:53Into what?
12:54Because if I have to live in a world where everybody is forced to be the same
12:58Well, they may as well just lock me away
13:01At one point we started to become so different and we ended up becoming the same
13:05Why do you think shit like not like other girls is now a thing?
13:08I'm not like other girls
13:10This ems no hept
13:12This ems no hept
13:13This ems no hept
13:14This ems no hept
13:15This ems no hept
13:16This ems no hept
13:17This ems no hept
13:18That nun school did wonders
13:19I don't think she went to a fucking nun school I think she went to Suspiria
13:24This is a bust
13:25No
13:27This is a bust
13:29No this is
13:33She's trying not to smile
13:35You're under arrest
13:37For what?
13:37For selling Lorraine Wiesner a potion that put her in the hospital
13:41Elvira what are you doing?
13:43Oh probably 8 to 10 thanks to you Lorraine
13:45Miss Wiesner I'm glad you're here
13:49Now you can officially press charges against this woman for poisoning you
13:53But I wasn't poisoned I got pneumonia from dancing around a candle naked
13:58But the love potion worked if I hadn't been hospitalized I never would have met my fiancee
14:05Dr. Marvin Zisslis
14:07Damn we just dropped by to save that
14:09Things are working out just fine
14:11All under 30 minutes
14:14Pure boners
14:17Thus ended a series I never got picked up
14:21Let's bring this shit back
14:28ABC bring it back
14:31No ABC is owned by Disney and they're kind of you know
14:35They're very strict on the friendly content for you know primetime TV
14:41Okay they put it on fucking HBO they got Teddy's show in there all the time
14:44That's what I'm thinking too
14:46I mean fuck
14:47Hasbent Hotel is coming on there because of the raunchiness
14:49Fuck it
14:50Queen Bee Productions
14:52And associate with 20th Century Fox
14:55Oh 20th
14:57Totally not okay
14:58And CBS Entertainment
14:59Thoughts?
15:04I would watch five more episodes
15:06Me too
15:07Watch they all exist in a vault somewhere
15:10Well they said there was some filming
15:12But I doubt they're going to be able to put it out
15:14Is she still alive?
15:16Yeah she's retired I think
15:20Aw kitty can you take the reins?
15:23Why do you want me to be Elvira?
15:26Make up your own kind of Elvira character
15:29Make your own sitcom
15:29Oh my god what?
15:32Oh the reaction gang
15:33Oh shit the spirits came in
15:35No that's just grandma
15:36Yes
15:37I'm gonna call it two jabronis one witch
15:40I don't like my two jabronis one witch
15:42It'd be like that strange ass fucking sitcom they titled it weird
15:49Two guys a girl in a pizza place
15:50It's funny that you say that
15:53Because I'm planning on getting
15:54What is it?
15:57I'm planning on getting like photos taken on myself
15:59Like headshots for TV
16:00Or like small bits in like film
16:02Moral paparazzi
16:04Oh my god no
16:05But I was thinking about doing that at some point
16:10With my
16:10If you want to get your photo taken with kitty
16:12Just hit her up at kittyhyperyt
16:14At gmail.com
16:16Oh my god no
16:17She does OnlyFans
16:20Oh
16:21If my boyfriend found out about that
16:25He's gonna kill me
16:26Follow kittyhyper's OnlyFans
16:29Oh my god
16:30I hate all of you
16:32I fucking hate all of you so damn much
16:35It's just feet pics
16:37No there's like literal nothing
16:39So Paige when did you consummate your union
16:47With the incubus
16:48I don't know
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