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Jesus vs terminator
Frank von F
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19.6.2025
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00:00
TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV
00:04
Unto this world, a child is born
00:30
Let's go.
01:00
Let's go.
01:30
Greatest action story ever told.
01:34
Hasta la vista, baby Jesus.
01:52
All right, all right, settle down.
01:57
Did I make enough?
02:00
Good.
02:02
Back to my service.
02:04
Bless it all the...
02:05
Get down.
02:10
Come with me if you want to live.
02:21
What are you doing?
02:22
They were going to arrest you.
02:24
I know.
02:24
And crucify you.
02:26
This is supposed to happen.
02:27
What are you?
02:28
A glutton for punishment?
02:29
In the beginning, there was Arnold.
02:35
A cybernetic organism.
02:36
Living tissue of a metal endoskeleton.
02:39
My mission is to protect you.
02:40
I appreciate your concern.
02:42
And I realize you've traveled a great distance.
02:44
But there's a plan.
02:45
A master plan, even.
02:46
And I can't explain it.
02:47
You know, but you must, must stay away.
02:52
And you cannot go around killing people.
02:56
Why?
02:57
Because it is one of God's commandments.
02:59
Thou shall not kill.
03:01
Why?
03:01
Because it is a sin.
03:03
Why?
03:04
Because it's not nice.
03:06
Why?
03:07
Forgive him, Father.
03:10
He is a robot from the future.
03:13
Thou shall not miss this movie.
03:16
Now, come, witness the miracle.
03:19
Brothers.
03:22
My time with you is almost over.
03:25
But for now, let us eat.
03:34
Eat this.
03:37
You just don't get it, do you?
03:42
You have been targeted for termination.
03:44
I already told you.
03:46
I'm supposed to die for the sins of mankind.
03:56
I'm programmed to protect you.
04:01
Stop!
04:02
Stop killing Judas!
04:04
But he's going to betray you.
04:06
I know.
04:07
Look, look.
04:08
I've got a lot on my mind right now.
04:09
And you're really starting to stress me out.
04:11
Okay?
04:12
Okay?
04:16
Push this fire at the 10 o'clock.
04:20
Give me that thing!
04:21
This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the action.
04:25
Please, come!
04:27
Don't worry.
04:36
Don't worry.
04:36
He'll be back.
04:37
He'll be back.
04:41
What?
04:42
Terminator 3, the greatest action story ever told.
04:48
Bless this film.
04:50
moi, I have known as treasure.
05:02
You know, it won't be with me.
05:03
I love that.
05:04
I mean, this is...
05:04
This is gonna be a star.
05:05
There's a place where I am not going to be an master.
05:07
You know, I here in your Compositor.
05:08
Which is my, you know, you're wearing paint on my eyes.
05:11
This is gonna fall.
05:11
Nice!
05:11
You though!
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