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Malcolm In The Middle Season 2

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00:00Did you ever get that football jersey?

00:02I can't remember.

00:04Well, you know, honey, the boys got so much for Christmas last year,

00:07they don't even appreciate what they have.

00:10If we save it for his birthday, it'll be that much more special.

00:13Hal, this one's for you.

00:15Oh, boy!

00:16You did give me that DVD player I've been hoping for.

00:20I thought you forgot!

00:22To be honest with you, I've been holding your crutch for months.

00:25Now I get to watch all those DVDs I've got hidden in the garage.

00:30Oh, jumper cables.

00:38Thank you, honey.

01:00You're not the boss of me now.

01:02You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

01:07You're not the boss of me now.

01:10You're not the boss of me now.

01:13You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

01:20Life is unfair.

01:22Oh, this is ridiculous.

01:30Craig has been in there for 45 minutes.

01:33God, I hope I get it.

01:35I hope I get it.

01:37How many people does he need?

01:39How long is he going to be living?

01:41Look, we have to be patient with him.

01:43We burn the man's house down.

01:44How many boys, how many girls, how many people does he look at all the people, at all the people.

01:52He doesn't like the way I look.

01:54He doesn't like the way I dance.

01:55He doesn't like the way I...

01:57That's it.

01:57We're opening the door.

01:58Someone go get me a coat hanger.

01:59I did that yesterday, Dad.

02:01Trust me, don't go in there.

02:03He's done when he's done.

02:05Hey, everyone.

02:11Say good morning, Joey Bean.

02:19Oh, dear Lord.

02:24We burned his house down.

02:29You know, I'm really excited about this father-son weekend at Marlon.

02:32and spend some time with Francis, do some male bonding, maybe even a survival hike.

02:39You have your fluffy pillow?

02:40Right here.

02:42I'm really going to miss you.

02:44Oh.

02:46Come with me.

02:47I can't.

02:48I'm not allowed.

02:51Fathers and sons only.

02:53Well, I'll hide you.

02:56No one will know.

02:58You can be my dirty little secret.

03:02Now, this is nice.

03:10And don't you worry about a thing, Hal.

03:12I'll take as good care of your house as you did mine.

03:15I'm just kidding.

03:17I won't burn your house down.

03:18But that's all in the past.

03:20Totally forgotten.

03:21I better get going, though.

03:23Don't want to be late.

03:24Thanks.

03:25Bye, honey.

03:26Bye.

03:27Bye.

03:32Bye.

03:33Lois, I'm aware this isn't the most comfortable situation here.

03:39Having me around all the time.

03:40The forbidden fruit, as it were.

03:43Especially now with Hal gone.

03:44Yeah, Craig, it's not...

03:45Whatever feelings we shared, that's in the past.

03:51That part of us is dead now.

03:53Craig, I...

03:53Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

03:55Let's not rekindle them.

04:01You know, if you're not allowed to keep a squirrel in your locker, you should put beside it.

04:06I'm not psychic.

04:07I can't read minds.

04:12Look!

04:13No, Dewey.

04:14Let's go.

04:15No, it's a minibike.

04:16Someone's just throwing it away.

04:21Man, that would be so cool to have.

04:43Yeah!

04:46Wait, wait, wait.

05:02You can't throw that out.

05:04This is a piece of trash.

05:07What are you talking about?

05:08That's not trash.

05:10You don't know what trash is.

05:12I am a garbage man.

05:14Look, why don't you give us the bike?

05:15Maybe we can fix it up or something.

05:18What's it worth to you?

05:20What?

05:21We don't have any money.

05:23You're just about to throw it away.

05:25Give you 30 bucks.

05:26Go on.

05:28Where'd you get 30 bucks?

05:30What are you, cop?

05:31Hey, Los.

05:44It's fighting public time.

05:48Craig, I have to work late tonight.

05:50Would you mind feeding the boys?

05:51No problem.

05:52Thanks.

05:52So, uh, I'm in charge then.

05:56All you have to do is fix them some dinner.

05:58Right.

05:59But I'm completely in charge.

06:00They gotta listen to me.

06:03Dance for me.

06:04That's right.

06:05Dance.

06:06Why?

06:07Because I'm in charge.

06:08That's why.

06:08We burned his house down here.

06:14Look at it.

06:16It was just 30.

06:17The paint job's perfect.

06:18And all it needs is a spark plug and a carburetor.

06:22Then it'll be working.

06:23We can get this stuff off Dad's lawnmower.

06:25This minibike is the coolest thing we've ever had in our lives.

06:28This totally makes up for all the years of crap.

06:31This is the only thing I've ever shared.

06:34This is the only thing we've had that's worth sharing.

06:36The first thing I'm going to do is go down to Principal Little Doe's house and cut donuts on his front lawn.

06:41Okay.

06:42Why don't you take it tomorrow and Wednesday and I'll take it on...

06:45Excuse me?

06:46What?

06:47What are you doing?

06:48Nothing.

06:49I'm just making up a schedule.

06:51Why do you get to make up the schedule?

06:53What's the problem?

06:54I'm giving you the first day.

06:55So what?

06:57You're not the boss of everyone.

06:59Look, I'm the one who put together the engine.

07:01Well, I'm the one that paid for it.

07:03You wouldn't even have it.

07:05I didn't see it.

07:06Shut up, Dewey.

07:07You shut up.

07:08Look, it's not even fixed yet.

07:10There's no point in fighting over...

07:11I do on Sundays.

07:12You do not.

07:14Dewey, you're too short to even ride it.

07:17I'm in the 40th percentile.

07:21You're too stupid to ride it.

07:23You guys chill out.

07:24Shut up.

07:25Yeah, Malcolm.

07:26You may be able to boss it on your loser Crailboines.

07:30But normal people don't have to listen to you.

07:32We're talking and hit him.

07:36You don't have any friends.

07:42Mom told you you're never allowed to talk about that.

07:44Let's have a hand for Cadet Drew and his father, Durette, from the showrooms of Atlantic City.

08:05That was just riveting.

08:11And now we have a few more awards to give out.

08:16Now, now, we have a lot of students and they all deserve recognition.

08:21The award for the best history essay by a junior or sophomore goes to Cadet Eric.

08:39Congratulations.

08:41Thanks.

08:42We're so proud of our Eric.

08:44We're the luckiest dads in the world.

08:48Oh, really?

08:49It was a great essay.

08:51I had a shot at the sea till he screwed up the curve.

08:56They sure are giving out a lot of awards, eh?

08:59Yeah, I'm sorry.

09:00This is just ridiculous.

09:01He gives these things out like candy.

09:03And now, the award for the cadet who has shown the most improvement.

09:10This young lad came to Marlin as a delinquent jack-a-ninny without the slightest sign of potential.

09:18And yet, in a mere year and a half, he has started to turn himself around.

09:26He's not all the way there yet.

09:30But he is on the path to becoming an outstanding member of the Marlin family.

09:37I proudly present Cadet Gordy.

09:42This is nice, you know?

09:59Sit around with family, eating together, sharing.

10:03What did you do today, buddy?

10:06Nothing.

10:07I'm too short.

10:09I wouldn't worry about that sport.

10:11I bet you probably have the biggest head in your whole class.

10:14Am I too stupid to have some more peas?

10:17I don't think there are any rules on that, chief.

10:25Yeah, this is nice.

10:28I remember when I was your age.

10:30Not a care in the world.

10:33Me and my imaginary brother, outside in the yard, building forts all day.

10:39Yep.

10:41Good times.

10:42Where do you think you're going?

10:45To the garage.

10:46You're not alone, you're not.

10:48I'm coming too.

10:51You're all excused.

10:55Kiss.

10:57Hey, genius.

10:58Gonna be done any time this year?

11:00If you had to just shut up and left me alone and be fixed by now.

11:03You two disgust me.

11:08All right, this should do it.

11:10Let me do it.

11:11I'm doing it.

11:12I told you I could fix it.

11:16Pretty good, Jack.

11:17So get out of my way.

11:18Get off.

11:19No.

11:19It's mine.

11:21Get off.

11:21Let's go.

11:22Run.

11:23Hurry.

11:23Get off.

11:25I found it.

11:25I lost it.

11:27Get off.

11:27No.

11:28It's nobody's.

11:32What's wrong with you kids?

11:34You're not allowed to have a motorcycle.

11:42What are you doing?

11:44You're not allowed to have a motorcycle.

11:45You paid for it with their own money.

11:48Well, that was pretty stupid of you, wasn't it?

11:50There's no way you're having a motorcycle.

11:54But, Mom.

11:55It's not a motorcycle.

11:57It's just a little mini bike.

11:59It's a motorcycle.

11:59It's not a motorcycle.

12:02It's two feet high.

12:03It was made specifically for kids.

12:05Two wheels, motor, motorcycle.

12:08I understand that.

12:15Francis is never going to be the perfect kid.

12:20You see, what I'm asking for here is just a little ray of hope.

12:30Anything at all.

12:31Francis is not interested in learning.

12:45Francis is interested in causing trouble.

12:51I'm sorry to have to say that, but I have seen his type before.

12:56All he likes to do is flout authority.

13:00He has contempt for rules.

13:03He lives to undermine and destroy.

13:06He feels no compunction.

13:07I get it.

13:14Isn't there anything positive you can tell me?

13:19Sorry.

13:26Oh, wait.

13:28Yes.

13:28You want chicken or fish tonight?

13:38Look, Mom.

13:39I don't think you realize how much we really want this bike.

13:43I looked over your tax return, and I think I could save you about $1,200.

13:48If you make it worth my while.

13:50No.

13:51You know that dog that keeps you up every night?

13:57I could take him for a little walk.

14:01No.

14:03I want it.

14:04I want it.

14:05I hate you.

14:06I want it.

14:06I wish I was dead.

14:11Detailed information on every unsolved breakage or disappearance in this house for the last two years.

14:18No.

14:22Doing laundry, huh?

14:23Yes, Craig.

14:25Don't even think of doing my stuff.

14:28I'm the only guy that handles my used underpants.

14:30Thank you very much.

14:32Of course, shame to waste the electricity, if you got the room.

14:36Okay, Mom.

14:43We thought about it, and we understand that you're worried about us getting hurt.

14:47So we promise, we'll always wear helmets when we ride the minibike.

14:50And in addition to the helmets, we'll also wear elbow and knee pads, no matter how dorky we look.

14:56And we'll only ride it in the park.

14:58And only under your supervision, when you say so, and when you're with us.

15:03No.

15:04Wait.

15:05No.

15:06This isn't fair.

15:07You don't get to just say no.

15:09Yes, I do.

15:10No, you don't.

15:11You can't just make a blanket statement that covers everything.

15:15There has to be some scenario where you let us ride the bike.

15:19I mean, what if I was a trained athlete who practiced on a simulator for 15 years

15:24and wore Kevlar body armor in a field of marshmallows?

15:28I was still saying no.

15:29Now stop bothering me.

15:31I don't know, Lois.

15:32The boys sound pretty reasonable to me.

15:34Stay out of this, Craig.

15:36Hey, I live here too, don't I?

15:41Mom's just doing this because she can't stand that we were actually working together.

15:45I know.

15:46Fixing that bike up was the best time we ever had.

15:49I never wanted it to end.

15:51Yeah.

15:51You were a perfect team.

15:54We still are.

15:55The three of us, we're going to work together and find a way to beat her.

15:59She's going down.

16:02Hey.

16:03Wait a minute.

16:12Boys!

16:13I need some help!

16:15What's this?

16:21Looks like a picture of you on a horse.

16:24What were you about, Dewey's age?

16:30What are you doing with this?

16:31This looks awfully dangerous.

16:34Look at that.

16:35No padding.

16:37No helmet.

16:38Did you ever fall?

16:40What does this have to do with...

16:41We're asking the questions.

16:44So, according to your logic,

16:47a two-foot fall from a minibike

16:49is more dangerous than a six-foot fall from a galloping horse.

16:54That was a long time ago.

16:56Before gravity?

16:59I don't have time for this right now.

17:02I have to get ready.

17:04I have to go to work.

17:08Did you see that?

17:09We totally rattled her.

17:10We did it.

17:13It worked.

17:14We've got Mom.

17:16What?

17:16There's a chink in the armor.

17:18We're going to do it.

17:20If we just play cool and have a little patience,

17:22we'll have the minibike by the end of the week.

17:24No, we won't.

17:25It's broken.

17:27What?

17:28I snuck it out for a ride.

17:31And you know what?

17:32They are dangerous.

17:39You think Mom will notice?

17:47You moron!

17:49Do you have any idea what you've done?

17:50We were so close.

17:52We had her.

17:53That's what I figured.

17:54I wouldn't have taken it otherwise.

17:56I'm not an idiot.

17:58I can't believe you would...

18:00How was it?

18:02It was awesome.

18:03I looked really cool doing it.

18:05I could see my reflection in the car windows

18:07right up until I hit the mailbox.

18:10Sometimes you just embarrass me.

18:14It's okay.

18:15Mom doesn't have to find out.

18:17I'll be fine.

18:18My leg's really starting to feel better.

18:20Let's see it.

18:23Ow!

18:24Hi, Mom.

18:26Look, boys.

18:26I was thinking about it.

18:28And, uh...

18:29You're old enough to deserve an explanation.

18:32I was...

18:32You don't always know what's best for us.

18:35You don't know that you would have gotten hurt.

18:37There's such a thing as trust.

18:38I really think we've earned it.

18:40Reese, I'm not saying that I...

18:43I don't have to sit here and listen to this.

18:44Yes, you do.

18:45Oh, right.

18:47Look, I'll tell you what.

18:48How about I take you to the skateboard park tonight, huh?

18:51How does that sound?

18:53Actually, I'm pretty tired.

18:55Me too.

18:56And I think I really want to get a jump on next week's homework.

19:01What's going on?

19:03You guys are...

19:04Lois!

19:05Lois!

19:06Oh, for God's sake!

19:08What is it now?

19:09What's the matter, Craig?

19:14What does it say on this jar?

19:16Craig.

19:18Well, I'm glad someone around here can read.

19:21These jars come with 14 pickles in them.

19:23I had three yesterday, two for lunch today, and one and a half for snack.

19:27And now there are six and a half pickles in this jar.

19:31Simple math indicates...

19:33Are you counting the one in your hand?

19:35Okay, false alarm.

19:42We burned his house down.

19:44We burned his house down.

19:51Oh, this is the guy.

19:55This is Francis.

19:57What I want to know is, how did you get the cow onto the roof of the gymnasium in the first place?

20:02Ah, that was easy.

20:04The parachute was the problem.

20:06Did you know those things don't open unless you're thousands of feet in the air?

20:10You live, you learn.

20:12Did I ever tell you about that?

20:13No.

20:14Look at this archery, debating, field hockey.

20:19Look at all these clubs and teams, and you're not in any of them.

20:23There isn't even a picture of you in the yearbook.

20:26Look under Pete's hut.

20:28I don't want to look under Pete's hut.

20:31No, no, no.

20:32If you say it fast, it sounds like...

20:33I don't believe this.

20:34Francis, don't you care about anything?

20:38What?

20:39In a school filled with problem children, you're the worst one here.

20:47Wait, that's not true.

20:48I can think of three other guys with longer records than I have.

20:52We have worked, and we've worked, trying anything we can think of to turn you around, but nothing

20:58seems to get through to you.

21:00Come on, Dad.

21:01No.

21:02You don't give a damn about anything but yourself.

21:06And Francis, I don't like saying these things, but what am I supposed to do?

21:10I feel like I have to give up on my own son.

21:13Dad.

21:13I can't even look at you right now.

21:21I don't remember if we're hating each other or liking each other, but either way, I appreciate

21:27this.

21:28It's been two hours, Reese.

21:30The swelling isn't going down.

21:32Look, you can see his heartbeat.

21:34Oh, man.

21:35We really need to get you to the hospital.

21:37We can't.

21:38Mom will kill us if she finds out about the bike.

21:40This isn't about the bike.

21:43We're screwed for the next five years on anything we'd like to do.

21:48There's got to be some way we can get you to the hospital before she finds out.

21:52Then we can come up with a cover story.

21:54Could you handle that?

21:55Because I'm going to scream into my pillow for the next five minutes.

21:59There's got to be some way we can do this.

22:03Have you seen Jellybean Sweater?

22:08I don't know why we have to go all the way across town.

22:10It seems kind of silly.

22:12Craig, I promise.

22:13It's the best ice cream in town.

22:15Yeah.

22:15Well, I'll be the judge of that.

22:21What was that?

22:23Ow.

22:25Ow.

22:26My leg.

22:27Ow.

22:28Ow.

22:29Ow.

22:30Ow.

22:31Ow.

22:33Oh, my God.

22:34What did I do?

22:35What did I do?

22:35He ran over his leg.

22:38Ow.

22:39What happened?

22:39Ow.

22:40Ow.

22:41Ow.

22:42Ow.

22:43Ow.

22:44Ow.

22:45Ow.

22:46Ow.

22:48Ow.

22:49Oh, for God's sakes, Jonathan, pull yourself together.

22:52He'll be home for your birthday.

22:54Ow.

22:55Ow.

22:56Ow.

22:57Ow.

22:58Ow.

22:59Ow.

23:00Ow.

23:01Ow.

23:02Ow.

23:03Ow.

23:04Ow.

23:05Ow.

23:06Ow.

23:08Ow.

23:09Ow.

23:10Ow.

23:11Ow.

23:12Ow.

23:13Ow.

23:14Ow.

23:15Ow.

23:16Ow.

23:17Ow.

23:18Ow.

23:19Ow.

23:20Ow.

23:21Ow.

23:22Ow.

23:23Ow.

23:24Ow.

23:25Ow.

23:26Ow.

23:27Ow.

23:28Ow.

23:29Ow.

23:30Ow.

23:31Ow.

23:32Ow.

23:33Ow.

23:34Ow.

23:35Ow.

23:36In, day out, it's the same thing.

23:40Like when I had Cadet Dooley run 600 laps of the perimeter

23:43for an inside-out pillowcase violation,

23:47Francis organizes a sit-in.

23:50Or when I cut off the electricity to the fifth floor

23:53for a contraband boombox,

23:56he hijacks a generator for them.

23:59The boy lives to cause chaos.

24:03He was hugging his dad.

24:05In front of his own father, he still defies me at every turn.

24:10And every time something like that happens,

24:13he challenges you.

24:14Every time.

24:16Even when he knows he'll get in trouble.

24:18That doesn't seem to matter to him at all.

24:23I understand.

24:24I will deal with you later.

24:32Dad, I just...

24:33Shut up, son.

24:35I can't believe that plan actually worked.

24:47We came up with it in like two seconds.

24:50Maybe we should do more things half-assed.

24:53Hey, Reese, how's your leg?

24:55Not bad.

24:56The pain goes away when I block out.

24:58You guys want anything to drink?

25:00Sure.

25:00Great.

25:00All right.

25:01One more thing.

25:04Did you really think I would notice a busted-up minibike

25:07half-buried in the sandbox?

25:13Chili Bean and I are leaving now.

25:15Once again, I'm very sorry.

25:16I can't even look you people in the eye.

25:23I think we'll call this one a wash.

25:25I love you, Francis.

25:38Bye.

25:38Love you, too, Don.

25:40I'll see you next time.

26:10I'll see you next time.

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