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  • 6/27/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:00:03Eddie added his mother to his list of victims.
00:00:06How'd it go?
00:00:07Well, it would go a lot faster if we could get his mother in here.
00:00:10Nobody's seen her for days.
00:00:13Bree saw a disturbing sight of Sam.
00:00:16I'm afraid of him.
00:00:18Susan attacked Mike's financial problems.
00:00:21So is this everything?
00:00:22Yep.
00:00:23Gabby got the truth.
00:00:24I got involved with a bad guy.
00:00:25You're not talking about Nick, are you?
00:00:27No. Danny's father.
00:00:28A really bad guy.
00:00:31We have whatever you can stuff in a couple of bags.
00:00:33Not without you.
00:00:34I'll send Danny.
00:00:35And Angie faced her worst fear.
00:00:37Are you gonna kill me?
00:00:38Can we discuss it in the morning?
00:00:40And if you decide to run away, say goodbye to Nick,
00:00:42because he won't be around much longer after you've gone.
00:00:45Angie Bolin was having trouble sleeping.
00:00:59She kept dreaming about her life and the choices she had made.
00:01:04After all, it was her decision to drop out of college.
00:01:14It was her idea to join a group of eco-terrorists.
00:01:21She let herself fall in love with their charismatic leader.
00:01:31And she agreed to build him a bomb.
00:01:34Angie knew her choices had been bad ones.
00:01:41How else could she have ended up here with a man she despised?
00:01:48Good morning.
00:01:51How long have you been sitting there?
00:01:54For a while.
00:01:57I've been admiring your scar.
00:01:59It is so beautiful.
00:02:02What are you doing?
00:02:04You should be proud.
00:02:06It's a symbol of what we accomplished.
00:02:09We killed a guy.
00:02:10I'm not so proud.
00:02:11What's one life compared to the planet?
00:02:13What we did was noble.
00:02:15Tell that to his wife.
00:02:16When did you stop loving me?
00:02:22Was it while we were still together or was it after Nick took you from me?
00:02:28My wrist hurts.
00:02:29Uncuff me.
00:02:30Answer the question.
00:02:31I never loved you.
00:02:32That's a lie.
00:02:33In fact, I'm thinking there's a good chance that you still do.
00:02:35Don't touch me.
00:02:36Maybe if we made love you'd remember.
00:02:37We could.
00:02:38But you might not like it when I vomit into your mouth.
00:02:41You do realize I could kill you.
00:02:42But you won't.
00:02:43Because you need me for something.
00:02:44That's true.
00:02:45Well, you don't just keep me in suspense.
00:02:48Tell me.
00:02:49Don't stop.
00:02:50I'm not scared.
00:02:51I'm dead.
00:02:52I could, but you might not like it when I vomit into your mouth.
00:02:57You do realize I could kill you.
00:02:59But you won't.
00:03:01Because you need me for something.
00:03:03That's true.
00:03:05Well, don't just keep me in suspense.
00:03:08Tell me.
00:03:12You're gonna make me another bomb.
00:03:15You can never make me do that.
00:03:19Yes.
00:03:21Angie Bolin had made some bad choices in her life.
00:03:26You're gonna be surprised by what I can make you do.
00:03:31And she now had no choices left.
00:03:35Detective John Booth was not happy.
00:03:49You see, someone had been killing women in the town of Fairview.
00:03:53And he hadn't a clue as to who it was.
00:04:02For months, he had pored over autopsy photos,
00:04:07read psychological profiles,
00:04:11and interviewed witnesses.
00:04:15But Detective Booth was still no closer to finding the killer.
00:04:20until one day...
00:04:25Booth speaking.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:31Okay, we'll be right there.
00:04:32What's up?
00:04:33Some kids came across a woman's body, buried in the woods.
00:04:37Strangled?
00:04:38We'll find out.
00:04:39Forensics is over there right now, digging her up.
00:04:41Hey, Eddie, we need to talk.
00:04:51Did I do something wrong?
00:04:52No.
00:04:53I went to your house to see your mom.
00:04:55You didn't?
00:04:59Why?
00:05:00I wanted to ask her to come to therapy with you.
00:05:02Dr. McCarthy thought it might be helpful.
00:05:06What did she say?
00:05:09Actually, she wasn't there.
00:05:10I don't want to worry you,
00:05:11but her neighbor said no one has seen her for days.
00:05:18Look,
00:05:19I'm sure that must sound like a big deal to you,
00:05:22but this has been going on my whole life.
00:05:25She's off on Mother Bender.
00:05:27In a week or two,
00:05:29she'll come back
00:05:31like nothing ever happened.
00:05:34So we don't need to call anyone?
00:05:36You think she's okay?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40It's only a matter of time before she turns up.
00:05:47Okay, my plane's in an hour.
00:05:48I wish you weren't going to be gone for your birthday.
00:05:50The girls are going to be so disappointed.
00:05:52The commission on this deal is worth 40 grand.
00:05:54I will dry their tears with dollar bills.
00:05:56Oh, my gosh.
00:05:59And don't worry.
00:06:00I'll have your favorite dinner waiting.
00:06:03That's okay, babe.
00:06:04We can just go out to dinner and celebrate.
00:06:06But I make you lasagna every year.
00:06:08I know.
00:06:09I just don't want you to have to go through all the trouble.
00:06:10That's all.
00:06:14I gotta go.
00:06:15Hold it.
00:06:18You do like my lasagna, don't you?
00:06:19Sure, I do.
00:06:23Liar.
00:06:24Excuse me?
00:06:25You were doing that thing you do when you lie.
00:06:27What thing?
00:06:28Oh, like I'm going to tell you.
00:06:30I don't believe this.
00:06:31You've been eating my lasagna for 11 years.
00:06:33Actually, the ficus in the dining room has been eating it.
00:06:37What?
00:06:38But on the bright side, it's thriving.
00:06:40So you're saying I make great mulch?
00:06:42Look, I just never wanted to hurt your feelings.
00:06:44Until today.
00:06:45Well, I've gotten older.
00:06:46My stomach's gotten weaker.
00:06:48Look, I'm sorry, baby.
00:06:49You just don't make it the way Mama used to.
00:06:51That's because your backstabbing mother didn't have the decency
00:06:53to give me the recipe before she died.
00:06:55She was run over by a car.
00:06:57Well, isn't that convenient?
00:06:59Look, lasagna's a tough dish.
00:07:00But I love your guacamole.
00:07:02I buy that at the store.
00:07:04Like only you can.
00:07:06So, figure out my financial mess yet?
00:07:13I've been going over these invoices for three days and I'm confused.
00:07:17The payments don't cover half of what you've built.
00:07:20That's because not everybody's paid.
00:07:22Why not?
00:07:23They don't have the money.
00:07:25Times are tough.
00:07:27A lot of my customers are struggling just to make ends meet.
00:07:31Wish I knew what that was like.
00:07:33Oh wait, I do.
00:07:34They'll pay when they can.
00:07:36Honey, I love that I married a guy who wants to unclog the world's toilets for free.
00:07:41But now it's time the people pay the piper for the pipes.
00:07:44It's not that easy.
00:07:46I've known these people for years.
00:07:48I can't just go shake them down.
00:07:49You're right.
00:07:51I'll do it.
00:07:53You?
00:07:54Hey, how are you going to do it?
00:07:57Look at me.
00:07:58Big brown eyes, quivering lips.
00:08:00Once I tell them how our life is falling apart, trust me, they'll pay.
00:08:03No, Susan, this will never work.
00:08:05Fine.
00:08:10But I don't know what we're going to do.
00:08:13We barely have enough money to pay our bills this month.
00:08:18The insurance is due.
00:08:20God forbid MJ get in an accident.
00:08:24Susan, sweetie, it's going to be okay.
00:08:27Still don't think it'll work?
00:08:29Wow, you're scary.
00:08:30Can I go get her money?
00:08:32Be my guest.
00:08:34Hey, hey, last year when I wanted to go fishing but you wanted to go skiing and you started
00:08:40crying...
00:08:41I guess we don't discuss that until we're out of this financial crisis.
00:08:46I'm not scared of Sam.
00:08:47If you're afraid to fire him, I'll do it.
00:08:49No, I don't want to provoke him.
00:08:50The man is clearly troubled and there's no telling how violent he could get.
00:08:54We're not intimidated.
00:08:55Are we, Orson?
00:08:56Just how violent are we talking?
00:08:59Hey, we'll do whatever it takes to protect Mom.
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:04But I am in a chair.
00:09:05I don't know how good I'd be in a fight.
00:09:06This thing tips over in a stiff wind.
00:09:08Don't worry, Orson.
00:09:09We'll think of something else.
00:09:13What are you doing?
00:09:14Did that hurt?
00:09:15No.
00:09:16Well, that's all I got.
00:09:19You don't need to fight, Orson.
00:09:20You're more of a strategist.
00:09:22Okay, fine.
00:09:23We don't want to fight.
00:09:24Why don't we hire someone to rough him up?
00:09:26I know a couple ex-marines.
00:09:28How do you know any...
00:09:29Don't ask.
00:09:30Hey, what about money?
00:09:33What about it?
00:09:34Well, if we can't fire Sam or scare him away, maybe he'll respond to cash.
00:09:38Yes, he's always talking about how he never had anything growing up.
00:09:42I think one little severance package and we could be rid of this problem.
00:09:45Oh, brilliant idea, Orson.
00:09:47You call writing a check brilliant?
00:09:53Anything?
00:09:56Sorry.
00:10:00Mr. Scavo?
00:10:03Yeah?
00:10:04I'm Detective Booth.
00:10:05This is Detective First.
00:10:06Can we come in?
00:10:07Sure.
00:10:08What's this about?
00:10:09Do you know what Irina Kosakov?
00:10:12Oh.
00:10:13Unfortunately, yeah.
00:10:14And whatever you think she did, she didn't.
00:10:16I'm sorry?
00:10:17She's a conniving, manipulative little grifter who put my son through hell.
00:10:21She's dead.
00:10:23What?
00:10:26Are you serious?
00:10:27We found her body earlier today.
00:10:29She was murdered.
00:10:32What's going on?
00:10:34These are policemen.
00:10:35It's about Irina.
00:10:37Oh boy, that didn't take long.
00:10:39That little bitch can't even get out of the country before she was taken from us too soon.
00:10:44Is your son Preston home?
00:10:46No.
00:10:47He's camping with his brother, but thank you so much for coming back.
00:10:50He's going to be devastated.
00:10:51Actually, we're going to need to talk to him.
00:10:54Wait, you don't think he had anything to do with this?
00:10:56We found a letter that Ms. Kosakov had written to him.
00:10:59Sounds like things ended pretty badly between them.
00:11:02Well, yeah, he broke off the engagement, but he wouldn't do that and then kill her.
00:11:06It's an extra step.
00:11:07Wouldn't you just skip the breakup and get right to the killing?
00:11:09Why won't you stop talking?
00:11:10I want to. Believe me.
00:11:13Just get him in as soon as you can.
00:11:15Sure. I'll call him right now.
00:11:21I'm telling you, there's no way Preston could have hurt that girl.
00:11:25You guys should concentrate on finding the real killer.
00:11:28No, don't worry. We'll find him.
00:11:40Brings back memories, huh?
00:11:46I'm not doing this.
00:11:48I don't expect you to start today.
00:11:51I'm still waiting on one more piece.
00:11:54It's not going to happen.
00:11:55Angie, there's this development in Oregon.
00:11:57They're planning to clear cut 4,000 acres of old growth.
00:11:59We've got to stop them.
00:12:00And who cares if we kill a few loggers in the process, right?
00:12:03Saving the world's messy.
00:12:05You used to be able to see that.
00:12:07You know what I see now? A fake.
00:12:10What?
00:12:11You're a phony.
00:12:12The only cause you ever believed in is you.
00:12:14I'm trying to save the planet.
00:12:16God, you still have that ego.
00:12:18I was trying to save you too.
00:12:20Oh, well thanks for caring, but Nick saved me and he showed me what a coward you really are.
00:12:24Do you really want to start talking about Nick right now, huh?
00:12:27How does it feel knowing you'll never be half the man he is?
00:12:34Angie, up and up, it's Gabby.
00:12:37She won't go.
00:12:38I'm not going. I see your car.
00:12:41You've got one minute to get rid of her, or there's going to be one less neighbor at the block party.
00:12:48Come on in.
00:12:51Hey, I need a lasagna recipe for Carlos.
00:12:53Hi.
00:12:54Hi, I'm Anthony, Angie's brother.
00:12:56Oh, you never told me you had a brother.
00:12:58I'm sure she hasn't told you lots of things.
00:13:00What kind of lasagna does Carlos like?
00:13:01Meat? Vegetarian?
00:13:02Have you seen Carlos?
00:13:04What's all this? Somebody kill a toaster?
00:13:06Angie's fixing my remote control.
00:13:07Huh, giving it a little extra power.
00:13:08Oh, you know how to do that?
00:13:09Sure. She was an engineering major in college.
00:13:11Well, you know, I have an appliance at home that can use some extra power.
00:13:14And once I get to know you better, I'll tell you which one.
00:13:16Got the recipe yet?
00:13:18Here you go.
00:13:19Oh, thanks.
00:13:21What does this say?
00:13:22What does this say?
00:13:23I'm just hearing you.
00:13:24I'm just hearing you.
00:13:25Have you seen Carlos?
00:13:26What's all this?
00:13:27Somebody kill a toaster?
00:13:28Angie's fixing my remote control.
00:13:30Giving it a little extra power.
00:13:31Oh, you know how to do that?
00:13:32Sure.
00:13:33She was an engineering major in college.
00:13:35Well, you know, I have an appliance at home that can use some extra power.
00:13:36Yes.
00:13:37What does this say?
00:13:38Ten fresh tomatoes.
00:13:39Can't I just use sauce from a jar?
00:13:41No, you can't just use sauce from a jar.
00:13:44You're right.
00:13:459-11 know the difference.
00:13:46See you later.
00:13:48Nice meeting you.
00:13:49Oh, and a little word of advice.
00:13:51Never compare your wife to your dead mother if you want to get late on your birthday.
00:13:56You know how to make a bomb and you haven't used one on her yet?
00:14:00I admire your restraint.
00:14:06You wanted to see me, Bri?
00:14:09I did.
00:14:10Please, have a seat.
00:14:13Did you know that Rex set up a trust fund for Andrew and Danielle?
00:14:18No, I didn't.
00:14:19Well, he wanted to be sure they had a nest egg to draw from in case something happened to him.
00:14:23Which he did.
00:14:25Why are you telling me all this?
00:14:27Well, Rex set up two trust funds.
00:14:30He seems to have forgotten he had three children.
00:14:33And that's not right.
00:14:44That's a lot of money.
00:14:46Well, it's my way of apologizing for my husband's poor memory.
00:14:50I never expected anything like this, thank you.
00:14:56You're very welcome.
00:14:57And I hope you know how much I have appreciated the time you spent with us and the work you did.
00:15:08Truly, I wish you the very best.
00:15:11That sounds like a goodbye.
00:15:13Well, now that you have all this money, you don't need to work here.
00:15:16A young man with your skills should feel free to go out into the world and make his mark.
00:15:23But I like it here.
00:15:24Well, unfortunately, I no longer need you.
00:15:25You see, Andrew and I have made up and I'm giving him your job.
00:15:30What?
00:15:32Don't be angry.
00:15:33This is, after all, a family business.
00:15:36But I'm part of the family.
00:15:39Not really.
00:15:46What are you doing?
00:15:52You can't buy me off.
00:15:55I belong here.
00:15:56I'm a vandy camp.
00:16:00And if you ever insult me again,
00:16:03you're gonna wish you hadn't.
00:16:05Excuse me.
00:16:15Are you Jake Walker?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:18Hi, I'm Susan Delfino, your plumber's wife.
00:16:20Oh, hey.
00:16:22Mike's done us a few salads over here.
00:16:24He's a good man.
00:16:25Yes.
00:16:26And a proud man.
00:16:27Which is why he hasn't told you that his business is really hurting.
00:16:31Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:16:32So, we're gonna need you to pay your bill for the work he completed four months ago.
00:16:38I wish I could, but it's a bad time.
00:16:40It's a bad time.
00:16:49You okay?
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52It's just we're having a bad time, too.
00:16:56We can't cover our bills, and the health insurance is due.
00:17:02And God forbid our son get in an accident.
00:17:07Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry.
00:17:09Kids bounce back.
00:17:12Kids bounce back?
00:17:14That's your response?
00:17:16Look, my wife lost her job.
00:17:18My truck needs a new transmission.
00:17:19Well, maybe we can set up a payment.
00:17:21My daughter needs braces.
00:17:22Even if it's just small.
00:17:23Niff it.
00:17:25Niff it?
00:17:27That's not an excuse.
00:17:28That's just a sound.
00:17:30Look, lady, I don't know how to tell you.
00:17:32I don't have the money, okay?
00:17:35But just leave me alone.
00:17:37No, I'm not going to leave you alone.
00:17:41You owe me money, and I'm not going to rest until I get it.
00:17:45I'm going to make sure everyone in your life knows what a deadbeat you are.
00:17:48When you go to work tomorrow, I'll be there.
00:17:50When you go bowling with your buddies, I'll be there.
00:17:52And when you go to the video store to get your porn, I'll-
00:17:55Okay, okay.
00:17:57I'll write you a check.
00:18:03Oh.
00:18:09Oh.
00:18:10So, with the price of college tuition being what it is, and my mother had that gallbladder operation, well, we're just a little tapped out at the moment.
00:18:20Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
00:18:22But Mike did re-pipe your entire second floor, didn't he?
00:18:25Yes, and I want to pay. But we just don't have the money.
00:18:31Oh, that's too bad. These are awfully cute.
00:18:36Yes. My husband gives me one every year on our anniversary. They're my babies.
00:18:43Aw, that's so sweet.
00:18:46Please be careful. I don't like it when people touch them.
00:18:49Oh, well, you know what I don't like?
00:18:51I don't like when people take advantage of my husband.
00:18:54It makes me feel all...
00:18:57Clumsy.
00:18:59I guess I could maybe pay you half.
00:19:04Oh! Okay, the whole thing, the whole thing. Let me get my wallet.
00:19:09We'll be waiting.
00:19:11I know I'm late in paying for the water heater, but I'm on a fixed income.
00:19:16There just isn't any money left at the end of the month.
00:19:19I mean, for me to even pay for my medicines, I've had to cut down to two meals a day.
00:19:24So, even though I'd like to help, I can't. I've got nothing.
00:19:30He got a nice watch.
00:19:41Wow.
00:19:46Damn right, wow. No cereal for dinner tonight, baby.
00:19:50Mrs. Crowley paid. Jim Peterson paid.
00:19:53And the ones that couldn't pay, I took it in booty.
00:19:58A clock.
00:20:00Beer rings. A menorah.
00:20:02Sterling silver.
00:20:04Hey, Mrs. Gottlieb has a toilet that flushes, doesn't she?
00:20:07What happened to batting your eyes and shedding a few tears?
00:20:11Playing the victim got me nowhere.
00:20:15Everybody had an excuse, and I bought it.
00:20:17And then, all of a sudden, I snapped.
00:20:21Rage just started pouring out of me.
00:20:24It was like my inner bully had been released.
00:20:27And one by one, I brought those deadbeats to their knees.
00:20:30For the first time in my life, I've gotten a taste of power, and you know what?
00:20:37I like it.
00:20:39You do know that's not a twist-off.
00:20:41Yes! Ow, that hurts.
00:20:43I can't tell you what a rush it is to have this adrenaline pouring through me.
00:20:50Hey, I have an idea.
00:20:52Let's go upstairs right now and have bully sex.
00:20:55Susan.
00:20:56I said now!
00:20:58We can't.
00:21:00Why not?
00:21:01I want to celebrate.
00:21:03I brought home all this money today.
00:21:05We're getting closer and closer to the finish line.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:10Well...
00:21:12The IRS just moved the finish line.
00:21:17Oh, my God.
00:21:19I know. We're screwed.
00:21:21You know what?
00:21:24Old victim Susan might have agreed with you, but...
00:21:29New bully Susan is not going to take this line down.
00:21:35The way I see it, the IRS is a government agency, and the government only exists because of the taxes that we pay.
00:21:42So that makes me your boss, and as your boss, I am telling you that we need an extension. Do I make myself clear?
00:21:58I am a terrible bully.
00:22:01Yes. Yes, you are.
00:22:03He didn't have to tack on all those extra penalties. Did you know they could do that?
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07See, I didn't, or I never would have...
00:22:09Yeah. I figured.
00:22:12So what do you think we should do?
00:22:14Well, I don't know.
00:22:16Between the taxes and the rest of the bills, we're still screwed.
00:22:20We've got nothing to fall back on.
00:22:22We've got the house.
00:22:43Sam! Good, you're here. Come on in.
00:22:47I thought you wanted to go over the quarterly inventory.
00:22:51Yes, but then some old friends dropped by.
00:22:54Sam Allen, I would like you to meet Detective Turner and Sergeant Clemente.
00:22:58So, you're policemen?
00:23:01Used to be. Bree catered our retirement parties.
00:23:04And did an amazing job.
00:23:07Boy, do we owe a big.
00:23:10Sam, have a seat. Have some tea.
00:23:12No, thanks. I'm not really a big tea guy.
00:23:13Oh, come on. Take the load off. We've got room here on the couch.
00:23:22So, the officers were just sharing some stories from their days on the force.
00:23:27Tell them the one you just told me.
00:23:29About the guy who was hassling the nice lady?
00:23:32Yes, Sam. Listen to this.
00:23:34This guy was so crafty.
00:23:36He knew just what to say to scare the lady without technically breaking the law.
00:23:39Yeah. Our hands were tied. Nothing we could do.
00:23:43That must have been so frustrating.
00:23:45Scone?
00:23:47Thanks. It was very frustrating.
00:23:50Of course, if we encountered the same situation today, we'd handle it very differently.
00:23:55Oh? How?
00:23:56Well, we'd sit him down for a nice chat, and if he wouldn't listen to reason, then there are measures we could take.
00:24:06Oh, sounds like a Mickey Spillane novel. What kind of measures?
00:24:09Well, you mind? You pick up a phone book. Aim for the Adam Zeppel. Boom!
00:24:20Let your fingers do the walking.
00:24:24Or, or, or, here. Help me out here.
00:24:26You dislocate those two fingers, and smack them on the hand, pop them back in, and there's no evidence.
00:24:34Goodness, it's hard to believe you'd actually do such a thing.
00:24:40Oh, if I had to. I mean, if the situation came up, I would hope that the threat would be enough. Absolutely.
00:24:49Sam, you're looking a little pale. Would you like some more tea, or perhaps a macaroon?
00:25:00No, I think I should be going.
00:25:06Hey, do you want us to give you a ride? I mean, we go right past 474 Ash Street.
00:25:15I'm good.
00:25:16I don't know why tea parties have fallen out of fashion. They're so much fun.
00:25:31Okay, Porter, do what you can to keep your brother's spirits up. Drive safely. I'll see you soon.
00:25:40Hey, uh, this is Kyla.
00:25:41What's with the backpack?
00:25:44Yeah, I've been thinking that it might be good if I move back home for a little while.
00:25:49Why?
00:25:51Irina's dead. Your family needs time to deal with that. You don't need me hanging around, getting in the way.
00:25:57To be honest, I already think of you as family.
00:26:00Come on. I've only been here a couple of weeks.
00:26:03Your first morning here you asked if you could take out the trash. Believe me, you were in my will by three that afternoon.
00:26:11Seriously. I think you should stay.
00:26:15I want to, but my mom's gonna be back from Herbender any day now and I should be there.
00:26:24Oh, that's so sweet of you. Your mom's lucky to have a son like you.
00:26:28You know, once you make sure she's okay, you can always come back.
00:26:37I don't think that's gonna happen.
00:26:41Is something wrong? Did you not like it here?
00:26:45No, no. It was fantastic. I should just go. That's all.
00:26:52Okay. Well, can I give you a hug goodbye?
00:27:06I can't help thinking I would've turned out so different if you were my mom.
00:27:15No.
00:27:28What do you mean you're moving off the lane?
00:27:31You can't sell your house.
00:27:32We're not selling. We're renting.
00:27:34I don't care. Either way, you're not gonna be living here.
00:27:37Lynette, say something. You're very persuasive.
00:27:41I... I don't understand why you have to do this.
00:27:43Well, we dug ourselves in pretty deep financially.
00:27:48We'll be fine. It's just gonna be for a while.
00:27:53Checkbooks.
00:27:55No, no.
00:27:57I love you for that.
00:27:58But no.
00:28:00We got ourselves into this. We can get ourselves out.
00:28:02Where will you go?
00:28:04We found an apartment near the school.
00:28:06And there's a park around the corner, and it's close by, so we'll still be able to see each other.
00:28:12I hope so.
00:28:14Because people always say that, and then...
00:28:17Well, I mean it.
00:28:20So do we.
00:28:21So do we.
00:28:51Oh!
00:28:56Ma!
00:28:57Danny!
00:28:58What are you doing here?
00:29:00What are you talking about?
00:29:01You texted me.
00:29:02You told me to hurry home.
00:29:04Oh, God, that wasn't me. Danny, get out of the house now.
00:29:08What's going on?
00:29:10Just go, Danny. Go.
00:29:11Go.
00:29:13What's the rush?
00:29:18Remember that piece I said was missing?
00:29:22It just arrived.
00:29:23It just arrived.
00:29:34So I've been thinking.
00:29:38What are you doing here?
00:29:40You know, about what your cop friend said about how effective threats can be.
00:29:45I think they're right.
00:29:47Get out.
00:29:48I will.
00:29:50But not before we do a little business.
00:29:53What kind of business?
00:29:55I want you to sign over your company to me.
00:29:57What?
00:29:59I'm talking about your catering clients, your cookbooks, the frozen food line.
00:30:04All of it.
00:30:06Are you insane?
00:30:08How would I do that?
00:30:09Remember the dinner you threw to welcome me to the family?
00:30:13Well, Danielle had a little too much to drink.
00:30:16I hear that's genetic.
00:30:18Anyway, she got pretty chatty.
00:30:20Kept asking me why I wanted to join a family with so many secrets.
00:30:25Oh, what did she tell you?
00:30:27The same thing I'm going to tell some of my cop friends.
00:30:30Oh, and while I'm at it, I should probably tell Carlos Solis, too.
00:30:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:30:41I'm talking about Andrew.
00:30:44Your son getting into a car and running down Carlos' mother.
00:30:52So should we drop the papers now or wait till morning?
00:30:55It's a lot to take in, I know.
00:31:05I don't believe you.
00:31:07Look, I'm just trying to let you know that when you're ready,
00:31:11I want us to have a traditional father-son relationship.
00:31:16Are you serious?
00:31:18I know. That sounded ridiculous.
00:31:23And I'm sorry I had to tie you up.
00:31:24Believe me, this is not how I wanted this to happen.
00:31:28But I have something important to do.
00:31:30Once I'm done, I'll untie you and we'll have time to get to know each other.
00:31:34If you ever untie me, I'll kill you!
00:31:38You're mad. I get it.
00:31:40But eventually you'll realize who you're mad at.
00:31:46It's not the guy who spent 20 years looking for you.
00:31:51It's the people who spent 20 years lying to you.
00:31:54What did you say to Danny?
00:32:07Just a father-son chat.
00:32:09I swear, if you've ever heard him.
00:32:11God, everybody makes me sound like such a villain.
00:32:15So, how's my bomb coming?
00:32:19It would go a lot faster if I could use two hands.
00:32:21Well, we are on a deadline.
00:32:31Hello?
00:32:33Not her again.
00:32:34I come bearing gifts.
00:32:39Hello?
00:32:41You've got 20 seconds to get her the hell out of here.
00:32:46Oh, hey!
00:32:47Sorry to barge in, but I did a test run and I really need your opinion.
00:32:51Now?
00:32:52Yeah, this has to be the best lasagna in the world.
00:32:54So when I shove it down Carlos' throat, you'll know I care.
00:32:56She'll try it later.
00:32:58Thanks for stopping by.
00:33:00Oh, I'm not going.
00:33:02She won't go.
00:33:04Let me just cut a piece.
00:33:06Two seconds, because don't forget Danny's waiting for you.
00:33:10Be right back, Abby.
00:33:17Well, I can tell you this much. It smells great!
00:33:27Oh, come on.
00:33:30This is my first magazine cover.
00:33:32Oh, this is me when I did Vogue.
00:33:35Oh, that's my daughter Juanita. I don't know how that got in there.
00:33:37Oh!
00:33:39And now the runway hears.
00:33:42Angie!
00:33:44You're keeping your friend waiting!
00:33:48Be right there!
00:33:49Oh, jeez, you scared the crap out of me.
00:34:05I'm about to kill your neighbor.
00:34:07You might want to get her out of here.
00:34:12Oh, Gabby, I gotta hand it to you. You did a great job.
00:34:14Really? You're not just saying that.
00:34:16Oh, fantastic. But would you mind taking the rest back?
00:34:21I'm just trying to watch my weight.
00:34:26I get it.
00:34:28Trying to cut out all the crappy food.
00:34:35Did Mrs. Bowman like the lasagna?
00:34:37Well, she said she did, and then she pretended she was on a diet.
00:34:43Well, I guess I can take a hint.
00:34:46Honey, do you really think this is the time to be cleaning out your purse?
00:35:02Our son is being interrogated for murder. I have a lot of rage in me.
00:35:06Would you rather I channel it into this, or you?
00:35:08I put the emergency tampon in the zipper pouch.
00:35:11Press, how'd it go?
00:35:12I just wanted to confirm the timeline I was in Europe this past year.
00:35:13That's it?
00:35:14I guess I think the guy who killed all those girls while I was gone is the same one who strangled Irina.
00:35:15Oh, thank God. So you're free and clear?
00:35:17You okay?
00:35:18I just keep thinking Irina would still be alive if I hadn't brought her here.
00:35:22I'll meet you at the car.
00:35:23Sweetie, when-
00:35:24Let him go.
00:35:25Let him go.
00:35:26I think the guy who killed all those girls while I was gone
00:35:28is the same one who strangled Irina.
00:35:30Oh, thank God.
00:35:31So you're free and clear?
00:35:34You okay?
00:35:35I just keep thinking Irina would still be alive
00:35:37if I hadn't brought her here.
00:35:41I'll meet you at the car.
00:35:43Sweetie, when...
00:35:44Let him go.
00:35:45This whole thing has really hit him hard.
00:35:47How about Porter and I take him out?
00:35:49She had a few games of pool.
00:35:50See if he wants to talk.
00:35:52Okay, I'll see you back at home.
00:35:56Do you hear they found a second body in the woods?
00:36:05They think it's some local woman.
00:36:06Barbara Orlovsky.
00:36:08Orlovsky?
00:36:09Isn't that that woman we throw in the drunk tank
00:36:11about once a month?
00:36:13That's her.
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:27What are you doing?
00:36:29We were hungry.
00:36:30So you picked it out of the trash?
00:36:32You're worse than raccoons.
00:36:35Sorry.
00:36:37Well, since you had some, what'd you think?
00:36:41Oh, yeah?
00:36:42Well, the French toast you made me for Mother's Day
00:36:44wasn't so hot either.
00:36:45Mm-mm.
00:36:45What the heck is that?
00:37:05Eddie.
00:37:07Miss Scaba.
00:37:08What are you doing here?
00:37:10Oh, sweetie.
00:37:14It's about your mom.
00:37:17Look, I know you're worried she's drunk somewhere in an alley,
00:37:21but you can relax.
00:37:22I just spoke to her.
00:37:25You just spoke to her?
00:37:27Yeah, like a half hour ago.
00:37:29She sent my Uncle Pete's in Florida.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33In fact, I was just getting ready to fly down there,
00:37:38and we're going to try to check her in a rehab.
00:37:42So, if you don't mind.
00:37:45Oh, thank God.
00:37:46They must have gotten the name wrong.
00:37:53What are you talking about?
00:37:56Oh, um, well, I was just at the police station with Preston.
00:38:00They found another body, and they said it was your mom's.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:11But...
00:38:12You've just talked to her, right?
00:38:18They made a mistake.
00:38:19You didn't just talk to her.
00:38:39And your mom's not in Florida, is she?
00:38:43I really wish she hadn't come here.
00:38:44Some of us choose to be loyal, though we're angry and hurt.
00:39:07Some of us choose to be brave, though we're frightened out of our minds.
00:39:21Others choose to strike out when they could have walked away.
00:39:26But what about those poor people who were trapped by circumstance?
00:39:34What happens to those who have no choices left?
00:39:39Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:39:45Why didn't you tell me you were having money problems?
00:39:47Susan made a difficult decision.
00:39:49You can't sell your house.
00:39:50We're not selling.
00:39:51We're renting.
00:39:52Brie was blackmailed by Sam.
00:39:54I'm talking about your son running down Carlos' mother.
00:39:58I want you to sign over your company to me.
00:40:01Patrick got what he needed to force Angie to do what he wanted.
00:40:05You're going to make me another bomb.
00:40:06But Angie managed to send out a call for help.
00:40:11And Lynette discovered that Eddie was the killer.
00:40:20In those first awful moments, all Lynette Scavo could think of were her children.
00:40:25The moment her daughter began to walk.
00:40:32The day her son won the spelling bee.
00:40:36And that time her twins scared her with a frog.
00:40:39Yes, this is what Lynette thought about while a disturbed young man was holding her hostage.
00:40:52Eddie, please.
00:40:54Don't talk to me, Miss Scavo.
00:40:55I really need to think.
00:40:56I know you must be scared.
00:40:58But I am your friend, Eddie.
00:41:00I want to help.
00:41:01What, what, what, what can you do?
00:41:03You can't do anything.
00:41:04I can tell people what a mean, angry, drunk your mother was.
00:41:08How she abused you.
00:41:09How defenseless you were.
00:41:10You almost didn't have a choice.
00:41:12What about the others?
00:41:14What others?
00:41:16The other girls I killed.
00:41:21Oh.
00:41:22Do you still think you can help me?
00:41:24Look, I don't want to hurt you.
00:41:28We'll drive.
00:41:29We're, we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:41:31I'll drop you off and, and by the time you find anyone to tell, I'll be gone.
00:41:36No.
00:41:36Look, I don't know what else to do.
00:41:38I can't have you go into the police.
00:41:39I can't go anywhere.
00:41:42Yes.
00:41:43All Lynette could think about were her children.
00:41:48My water just broke.
00:41:49Especially the child she was about to give birth to.
00:42:08Teresa Pruitt used to be a nurse.
00:42:11For 33 years, she worked in the maternity ward at Fairview Memorial Hospital.
00:42:16She spent her days caring for newborn infants.
00:42:25And looking after brand new mothers.
00:42:31It was a job she had loved with all her heart.
00:42:37But that was many years ago.
00:42:40Now, Teresa Pruitt was back at Fairview Memorial.
00:42:47But this time, as a patient.
00:42:51A patient with a secret.
00:42:57Hello, Teresa.
00:42:59Came as soon as I could.
00:43:01I'm so sorry.
00:43:02Don't be.
00:43:04It's my time.
00:43:06You're very brave.
00:43:07I wish that were true, Father.
00:43:15Did you know I used to be a nurse in this hospital?
00:43:20Yes.
00:43:21You just retired a few years ago, right?
00:43:23I didn't retire.
00:43:25I quit out of guilt.
00:43:28What do you mean?
00:43:30I did something awful.
00:43:34Do you want to take confession?
00:43:35No.
00:43:38Confessions are private.
00:43:40And the people who run this hospital need to know what I did.
00:43:45Because they have to make it right.
00:43:53Oh, excuse me.
00:43:55I need to see Nick Bolin.
00:43:57What room is he in?
00:43:58Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:58Visiting hours don't start until 9.
00:44:01Okay, but this is an emergency.
00:44:03Ma'am, he just came out of a coma.
00:44:04Unless you're immediate family, you need to come back at 9.
00:44:09Okay, I get it.
00:44:10You're just following the rules.
00:44:12You're a nurse.
00:44:13An underpaid, underappreciated nurse who might need some help making ends meet.
00:44:18So, what do you say to $12?
00:44:26No, wait.
00:44:27I'm going to need 10 for parking.
00:44:29Ma'am.
00:44:31How about gum?
00:44:32Do you like gum?
00:44:33Come back later.
00:44:38Hey, Laura.
00:44:40Dr. Burke needs you in radiology.
00:44:41Hey, you with the ponytail.
00:44:55I got to see Nick Bolin.
00:44:56Are you family?
00:44:57Forget about it.
00:44:58I'm his wife, Angie.
00:44:59Really?
00:45:01Well, then who's that blonde lady who has been here?
00:45:03His whore?
00:45:04She was here?
00:45:05Oh, I'm having her whack.
00:45:06No, no.
00:45:06I could be wrong.
00:45:08Maybe I should get my supervisor.
00:45:10Do I look like I got time for supervisors?
00:45:12I got sauce on the stove, zitty in the oven, and a mustache that needs to get bleached.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:16Come on.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:28Wow.
00:45:29Did we get hammered last night or what?
00:45:33No, you got hammered.
00:45:34Preston and I just followed you around apologizing to everyone.
00:45:37Another thing we won't be telling your mom.
00:45:40Hey, do you think I woke her up when I came in?
00:45:42When you came in?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43No.
00:45:44When you jumped up on the coffee table and sang Margaritaville?
00:45:47Maybe.
00:45:48Guys, I just checked on mom.
00:45:51She's not there.
00:45:52And the bed looks like it hasn't been slept in.
00:45:54Oh, God.
00:45:56She did hear me.
00:45:57Oh, she must have stormed out of your first thing.
00:45:59But why didn't she wake you up and yell at you?
00:46:02Have I been stabbed?
00:46:08You're back.
00:46:09What happened with Sam?
00:46:11And did you tell him his services were no longer needed?
00:46:14I tried to.
00:46:15He responded by blackmailing me.
00:46:17What?
00:46:19He knows what happened to Mrs. Solis.
00:46:24Gabby?
00:46:25What does she have to do with this?
00:46:27Talking about Carlos' mother.
00:46:29What happened to Carlos' mother?
00:46:31Ten years ago, she died after being hit by a car that Andrew was driving.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:46:38How did he find out?
00:46:39Danielle told him.
00:46:41What?
00:46:42Why?
00:46:43I don't know.
00:46:43I think it was some idiotic attempt to bond with him.
00:46:46Wait a minute.
00:46:48You never told Carlos and Gabby?
00:46:50Of course not.
00:46:51It would have destroyed the friendship.
00:46:53Not to mention, Carlos would have sent Andrew to jail.
00:46:56So, what does Sam want?
00:46:58My company.
00:46:59And I'm going to give it to him.
00:47:01Are you crazy?
00:47:02If I don't, he'll go to the police.
00:47:04Let him.
00:47:04Andrew.
00:47:05Mom, I'm not letting you give up everything you worked for just because that psycho thinks
00:47:08he has something over on us.
00:47:09They will send you to prison.
00:47:11Well, maybe it's time I pay for what I've done.
00:47:12Absolutely not.
00:47:13Bree, you can't give in to blackmail.
00:47:15It's not right.
00:47:16And if Andrew wants to take responsibility...
00:47:18Orson.
00:47:19This is really just between me and my son.
00:47:24Would you mind?
00:47:25Of course not.
00:47:40What's going on?
00:47:43Why am I wet?
00:47:45It's me.
00:47:45I'm not a doctor.
00:47:48Gabby, what are you doing here?
00:47:49Angie's in trouble.
00:47:50Look, she wrote me this note.
00:47:52Danny and I held hostage.
00:47:53No cops get Nick.
00:47:56I don't understand.
00:47:57There was a guy with her.
00:47:58He said he was her brother.
00:48:01She doesn't have a brother.
00:48:03Is it Patrick Logan?
00:48:06You know about Patrick?
00:48:08She told me everything.
00:48:10Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
00:48:12I got to get him out of there.
00:48:13Wait, are you crazy in your condition?
00:48:16Why can't we just call the cops?
00:48:17Because the second Patrick feels cornered, Angie and Danny are dead.
00:48:23Oh, my God.
00:48:24Are you going to be all right?
00:48:26No.
00:48:27You're going to have to drive me to help me get him out of there.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31I know.
00:48:32I'm sorry.
00:48:32I'm putting you in a dangerous position.
00:48:35Forget about it.
00:48:41So you're done?
00:48:43Yes.
00:48:43When you push the detonator, you got 30 seconds till it blows.
00:48:53You got what you wanted.
00:48:54Are you going to let us go now?
00:48:55Not yet.
00:48:59You're coming with me to Oregon.
00:49:02You didn't say anything about that.
00:49:04Angie, what if the bomb's a dud?
00:49:07I mean, you did run off with another man and take my son.
00:49:11I've got some trust issues.
00:49:13Will you at least let Danny go?
00:49:15No.
00:49:18See, if the bomb doesn't go off, I'll put a bullet in your head and then come back and kill him.
00:49:25So, you sure you're done?
00:49:37I guess I could take another look.
00:49:39My grandchild's visiting.
00:49:49He'll love this.
00:49:51How about we give you a hundred bucks?
00:49:53Look at the price tag.
00:49:54Fifty cents.
00:49:55Please, Susan, let us help you.
00:49:56I don't need my arthritis medication this month.
00:49:58Look, I can almost make a fist.
00:50:01Thank you, but we're not looking for a handout.
00:50:03Just a hand.
00:50:05Hey, I just got off the phone with Lee.
00:50:06He thinks he might have found a runner.
00:50:08Already?
00:50:09Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?
00:50:10Yeah, yeah.
00:50:11It's great.
00:50:12Stranger living in my house.
00:50:14Yippee!
00:50:15Hey, Susan.
00:50:17How much for this dining room set?
00:50:19I paid $1,200 a year ago.
00:50:21You can have it for three.
00:50:22I'll give you 50 bucks.
00:50:25I thought you weren't looking for a handout, just a hand.
00:50:28That's not a hand.
00:50:29That's a finger.
00:50:30Susan.
00:50:31I'm not neighbor Kinski right now.
00:50:33I'm business Kinski.
00:50:34So, I'm going to be frank.
00:50:36You don't have a pot to pee pee in right now, and the whole neighborhood knows it.
00:50:39What's it going to be?
00:50:41Geez, Kinski, have a heart.
00:50:42The woman needs money.
00:50:43Oh, keep out of it, McCluskey.
00:50:45You know the yard sale game.
00:50:46If you lost a stomach for it, walk away.
00:50:49No, Mitzi, you walk away.
00:50:51Excuse me?
00:50:52You're nothing but a vulture.
00:50:53I want you off my property.
00:50:58Hey, looky here.
00:51:01I'm on a public sidewalk.
00:51:03Now what you going to do?
00:51:06Mitzi, I am not neighbor Delfino.
00:51:10I am a woman who's about to move into an apartment behind a gas station, Delfino.
00:51:14And if you don't get out of my face, I am going to ram this Thighmaster down your throat.
00:51:20Fine.
00:51:21300.
00:51:24Sold.
00:51:24I found some aspirin.
00:51:33Would that help?
00:51:36This is an headache.
00:51:37These are contractions.
00:51:39I need you to take me to a hospital.
00:51:42No.
00:51:43You'll tell someone about me.
00:51:45Eddie, I swear to God, I don't care about you right now.
00:51:47All I care about is this baby.
00:51:50Please.
00:51:54Porter, I found her.
00:51:56She's at Eddie's.
00:51:57If I'm not back in 15 minutes, it means she did not accept my apology.
00:52:01And it was fun being your dad.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06I'm trusting you here.
00:52:07What?
00:52:09You have my word.
00:52:11Eddie, it's Tom.
00:52:14I need to talk to my dad.
00:52:15Honey, I can see your car.
00:52:20I know you're in there.
00:52:22Lynette?
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:32I get it.
00:52:33You're giving me the silent treatment.
00:52:34Well, when you cool off, I will be home with a gigantic bouquet of your favorite flowers.
00:52:45I'll take you to the hospital.
00:52:57It's too late.
00:52:58It's too late.
00:52:59This baby is coming now.
00:53:04And you have to help me deliver it.
00:53:07Mr. Chase, you got a minute?
00:53:16Oh, sure, Father.
00:53:17Come on in.
00:53:17I just came from Teresa Pruitt's bedside.
00:53:20She passed.
00:53:22I'm sorry to hear that.
00:53:23I remember her fondly.
00:53:25She was one of my best nurses.
00:53:26Before she died, she told me something.
00:53:30An awful secret that she'd been living with for years.
00:53:33Uh, Father, I'm, uh, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your business, but, uh, aren't
00:53:38those things supposed to be confidential?
00:53:39She wanted you to hear this.
00:53:42But I think you should sit down first.
00:53:49Hey, lady.
00:53:50Unless you want to get carried into the truck, you need to get off that chair.
00:53:53I see like you're the mover.
00:53:55Funny.
00:53:55Funny.
00:53:58Have you seen T-Rex?
00:54:00Dinosaur?
00:54:01Well, check in the boxes.
00:54:02No, honey, we sold it to Roy.
00:54:04No!
00:54:05Yeah, you put it in the cell pile.
00:54:07What's a cell pile?
00:54:09Uh-oh.
00:54:12I want my T-Rex.
00:54:13Well, buddy, I'm sorry.
00:54:14We sold it, so there's no way we can...
00:54:16We're getting it back.
00:54:18What are you doing?
00:54:19Loving my child.
00:54:20Thank you, Mommy.
00:54:25Susan, I don't think you should have promised him that.
00:54:27Roy bought it for his grandson.
00:54:28It's bad enough that we are dragging him from the only home he has ever lived in, moving across town where he doesn't know a single soul.
00:54:36If that silly dinosaur brings him a moment's comfort, then we need to march over there and take it back.
00:54:41What the hell?
00:54:45We're moving.
00:54:46Let's go piss off some neighbors.
00:54:51And somehow the dinosaur got into the pile and now MJ is begging us to get it back.
00:54:55Sorry for the confusion, Roy.
00:54:57No, I get it.
00:54:58It's just...
00:54:59I already gave it to my grandson.
00:55:01Oh, I remember when we gave it to MJ.
00:55:06Right after his puppy died.
00:55:09Okay, okay.
00:55:10Let's go get it before you take out your violin.
00:55:15I guess the excitement of getting a new friend wore him out.
00:55:19I'll wake him up.
00:55:20Oh, you don't have to do that.
00:55:22Why don't you just slip it out of his arms and we'll leave a note?
00:55:25A note?
00:55:26And cash.
00:55:27Mike, give the man some cash.
00:55:29No, we're not taking money.
00:55:30He's got tons of other toys.
00:55:32He'll be fine.
00:55:39Oh, God, he's deaf.
00:55:44Should we stop this?
00:55:47Mama!
00:55:49Let's let it play out.
00:55:56There you go.
00:55:57You are now the sole owner of Mrs. Vandekamp's Old Fashioned Foods.
00:56:01Of course, my lawyers will have to approve this.
00:56:04Of course, and they'll see there's a codicil.
00:56:07If you breathe one word of Andrew's involvement in that incident,
00:56:10you'll be forced to pay me all sorts of money.
00:56:13Don't worry.
00:56:13I'm much better at keeping secrets than your daughter.
00:56:16One can only hope.
00:56:17I didn't want it to be this way.
00:56:26And I understand if you need to hate me.
00:56:31I don't hate you, Sam.
00:56:32I feel sorry for you.
00:56:36You came into my life hoping to be a part of my family,
00:56:39and all you're leaving with is a client list,
00:56:40some mixing bowls, and my name.
00:56:42Well, you'll soon see that's not enough.
00:56:47You'll always have a hole in your heart
00:56:49because you don't really care about anybody.
00:56:51And I have a horrible feeling
00:56:53that no one will ever really care about you.
00:56:55Now, would you please be a dear
00:57:02and close the door on your way out of my life?
00:57:11So I'm going to put the bomb in the trunk,
00:57:14and that's how long you have to say goodbye to our son.
00:57:16People, you can't go with them.
00:57:39He's never going to let you come back.
00:57:41I don't know how this is going to play out,
00:57:42but whatever happens,
00:57:44you've got to know I was out of choices.
00:57:46And the car's loaded.
00:57:51Come on.
00:57:54We've got a bomb to explode.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58Okay, I've got to push again.
00:58:00No, you have to look.
00:58:02Why is that so gross?
00:58:03I don't care.
00:58:04You're going to have to catch her.
00:58:05Go.
00:58:08I see something.
00:58:14I think it's the head.
00:58:16There's something around her neck.
00:58:20What?
00:58:23I think it's the umbilical cord.
00:58:25No.
00:58:26No.
00:58:27She's turning blue.
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:30Um.
00:58:31Listen to me.
00:58:33You have to hook the umbilical cord with your finger and pull it over her head.
00:58:38No, I can't.
00:58:39You have to.
00:58:40No, Mrs. Gabo.
00:58:41I'm serious.
00:58:42Listen to me.
00:58:43You have the chance to save a life.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:50Please.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:55Is it done?
00:59:01Yeah.
00:59:02Yes.
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:03Oh.
00:59:12She's okay.
00:59:13Oh.
00:59:16Fuck.
00:59:23I know.
00:59:26I know.
00:59:26I know.
00:59:29Where is he?
00:59:35I'm sorry, sweetie.
00:59:37T-Rex is extinct.
00:59:39Yeah, buddy.
00:59:39I'm sorry.
00:59:40We couldn't get him back for you.
00:59:42But he's mine.
00:59:44That's not fair.
00:59:45MJ, that's life.
00:59:50Life isn't always fair.
00:59:52Sometimes you can be a good person and you can do the right thing and life still won't
00:59:56give you your dinosaur back.
01:00:00In other words, we're going to take you to Pizza World and you can play all the video
01:00:05games you want.
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:15Susan, life didn't take your dinosaur.
01:00:19I did.
01:00:21So please, just let me have it.
01:00:24Okay.
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:27I resent you.
01:00:28I love you.
01:00:29I respect you.
01:00:30But you know what?
01:00:31You blew it.
01:00:33And thanks to you, I have to leave the home where I raised my children.
01:00:36Look.
01:00:38This is how tall Julie was when she started kindergarten.
01:00:41And this is her in junior high.
01:00:43And this is MJ.
01:00:45The day we brought him home from the hospital.
01:00:47Stood him up.
01:00:48And this, this is where I thought he'd get to.
01:00:52Here.
01:00:53In this house.
01:00:58And now I'm never going to know.
01:00:59And it's all your fault.
01:01:07There it is.
01:01:11We're going to get it back.
01:01:19I promise.
01:01:23In the meantime.
01:01:41Well, that's done.
01:01:44It's Sam's company now.
01:01:46So you did it.
01:01:48You actually gave up a business you spent eight years building.
01:01:52What other choice did I have?
01:01:53I can always start a new company.
01:01:55What I cannot do is send my son to jail.
01:01:59You sent me to jail.
01:02:02You insisted I turn myself in.
01:02:04You said it was the only way you'd take me back.
01:02:07That was a completely different situation.
01:02:09Really?
01:02:14I ran over Mike and told no one.
01:02:16Andrew ran over Carlos' mother and told no one.
01:02:18How is that different?
01:02:20Andrew was a child at the time.
01:02:23He's not anymore.
01:02:25Orson, please.
01:02:26I don't mean to upset you.
01:02:28I'm just curious why you're not demanding Andrew do the same thing as well.
01:02:33Fine.
01:02:33I was wrong.
01:02:34I never should have asked you to make that sacrifice.
01:02:36I don't want an apology.
01:02:40I respected you for demanding better of me.
01:02:44He showed me you had principles and ideals.
01:02:46You insisted I live up to your standards and I loved you for it.
01:02:51What are you saying?
01:02:52From the moment you told me what Andrew had done and what Sam was threatening to do, I saw this as a test.
01:02:58And I hoped with all my heart that you would pass it.
01:03:01But you have failed miserably.
01:03:04Where are you going?
01:03:05My suitcase.
01:03:06I'm leaving.
01:03:07What?
01:03:08You are not the woman I thought you were.
01:03:10For God's sake, Orson.
01:03:16He's my son.
01:03:17I have no choice.
01:03:19We always have a choice.
01:03:22And I no longer choose to be your husband.
01:03:24All right, I'm going to go around back and see if I can climb in a window.
01:03:38You think you can keep Patrick occupied for ten minutes?
01:03:40Honey, you're talking to a woman who never paid for a drink in her life.
01:03:42Please.
01:03:45Oh, man.
01:03:47You okay?
01:03:47Oh, yeah.
01:03:49Just a little lightheaded.
01:03:51Give me a second.
01:03:51By the way, thank you.
01:03:56I can't believe you're helping us out like this.
01:03:59I don't know.
01:04:00I guess it's because I know what it's like to have secrets, too.
01:04:05It's a lonely feeling.
01:04:07And that night on the plane when Angie told me hers,
01:04:11I promised I would help her.
01:04:14Whatever it takes.
01:04:19Nick.
01:04:21Nick.
01:04:22Oh, my God.
01:04:22Don't pass out.
01:04:23Nick.
01:04:24Come on.
01:04:25I can't do this alone.
01:04:33She's so small.
01:04:35Not for long.
01:04:36They grow up so quickly.
01:04:39I wish I could see her grow up.
01:04:40So, I'm going to go now.
01:04:48If you could just wait a while before you call the police.
01:04:54Wait.
01:04:55That day you left my house, you told me your life would have turned out different if I'd been your mom.
01:05:09So, I'm going to be your mom.
01:05:10I don't think you should leave.
01:05:11I don't think you should leave, I think you should stay here and call the police.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:26Yes, you can.
01:05:28I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail.
01:05:30Honey, don't you see you're already there?
01:05:35No matter where you run to, in your head, you will still be angry.
01:05:40You will still be in pain.
01:05:44And as long as you want to keep hurting people, you will never be free.
01:05:48I'm good.
01:05:49I swear.
01:05:50But people will never see that you're good unless you show them.
01:05:56Please, if you pick up the phone, they will know.
01:06:01And I will be so proud of you.
01:06:18Are you calling for me?
01:06:25Of course.
01:06:31Why don't you hold the baby?
01:06:46Hello, Fairview Hospital?
01:07:05I need to know how to bring someone out of a coma.
01:07:07I'm not sure if it's a coma.
01:07:10Somewhere between a coma and a nap.
01:07:12How should I know if he's climbing?
01:07:14I left him in the car.
01:07:15Gabby?
01:07:18Hey, Susan.
01:07:19What's up?
01:07:20Just came to say goodbye.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:22All right.
01:07:23See ya.
01:07:24I mean, this is it.
01:07:25Tomorrow's moving day and it's going to be crazy, so I don't want to rush to bear goodbyes.
01:07:28Oh, good for you.
01:07:29I'll catch you when I catch you.
01:07:33Hello?
01:07:34Hello?
01:07:35Emmett!
01:07:36Susan!
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:38I'm just so choked up about you leaving.
01:07:39I just couldn't deal with it.
01:07:40Oh.
01:07:41Really?
01:07:42You know who else is going to be devastated?
01:07:43Angie.
01:07:44Angie Bullen?
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:46She's totally broken up about this.
01:07:47You've got to say goodbye.
01:07:48Seriously?
01:07:49I mean, I like her and everything.
01:07:50I just...
01:07:51We've had our problems.
01:07:52Oh, just neighbor stuff.
01:07:53Well, I tried to crush her son with his car.
01:07:54One of her favorite stories.
01:07:55And then she attacked me with a bat.
01:07:56She's a tie-in.
01:07:57That's love.
01:07:58Now, come on.
01:07:59You know, Angie once told me that a goodbye doesn't mean anything if it doesn't last ten
01:08:02minutes.
01:08:03Really?
01:08:04I don't think Angie and I have ever had a conversation that lasted more than a time.
01:08:06Well, I think Angie and I have ever had a conversation that lasted more than a time.
01:08:08So I'm sure I'm sorry.
01:08:09I'm sorry.
01:08:10I'm sorry.
01:08:11I'm sorry.
01:08:12I'm sorry.
01:08:13I'm sorry.
01:08:14I'm sorry.
01:08:15I'm sorry.
01:08:16I'm sorry.
01:08:17I'm sorry.
01:08:18I'm sorry.
01:08:19I'm sorry.
01:08:20I'm sorry.
01:08:21I'm sorry.
01:08:22It's getting late.
01:08:23Let's go.
01:08:24Yeah.
01:08:25He's not going to draw any attention.
01:08:26Not as much as a bullet in the head if you try to run.
01:08:43It's my neighbor, Susan.
01:08:54Someone really needs to thin this herd.
01:08:57Get rid of her.
01:08:59Susan!
01:09:00What's going on?
01:09:02Uh, tomorrow's moving day.
01:09:04I just came to say goodbye.
01:09:06Okay.
01:09:07Bye.
01:09:08Don't you want my new address?
01:09:09Relax, Angie.
01:09:10This will be over before you know it.
01:09:11It's okay, Danny.
01:09:12I'm going to get you out of here.
01:09:13Oh, oh!
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:16Oh!
01:09:17Oh!
01:09:18Oh!
01:09:19It's all right, Danny.
01:09:20I'm going to get you out of here.
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:24Oh!
01:09:25Oh!
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:28Oh!
01:09:29Oh!
01:09:30Oh!
01:09:31Oh!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39Oh!
01:09:40Oh!
01:09:41Why are we stopping?
01:09:47What's the range on this thing, about 200 yards?
01:09:49Yeah.
01:09:51Why?
01:10:02Patrick, what are you doing?
01:10:04When I woke up that morning 20 years ago,
01:10:08and you were gone,
01:10:09I was devastated.
01:10:13I tried to forgive you, but I couldn't.
01:10:17After all, you didn't just betray me.
01:10:18You betrayed everything we believed in.
01:10:22So I decided one day I would find you.
01:10:28And I would punish you.
01:10:30And today is that day, my love.
01:10:33Where's the bomb?
01:10:34There's 30 seconds from the time I pushed this detonator to the explosion.
01:10:42That's what you said, right?
01:10:43Tell me where the bomb is now.
01:10:45It's in your house.
01:10:47And if you want to save our son, I suggest you get moving.
01:10:58Come on, hurry. I've got to help my mom.
01:11:00I'm trying.
01:11:02I can't.
01:11:14It's in the detonator.
01:11:18You bitch.
01:11:25Mom?
01:11:26Mom?
01:11:26Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:28Hey.
01:11:29Hey.
01:11:30Hey.
01:11:30Hey.
01:11:47Oh, Gabby.
01:11:47We can't take this.
01:11:48This is too much.
01:11:49I insist.
01:11:51Although I am going to need 10 for parking.
01:11:57So this is goodbye forever.
01:12:00I mean, that's how this works.
01:12:01I mean, that's how this works.
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:06You know, it's funny.
01:12:07Nick had to drag me here kicking and screaming.
01:12:12He told me it would be a good place to blend in because people wave at you from behind their
01:12:16little picket fences.
01:12:17But they would never get involved.
01:12:19They don't care.
01:12:20Well, thank God you proved him wrong.
01:12:25Take care.
01:12:26Take care.
01:12:29So we better hurry.
01:12:30Bust is leaving in five minutes.
01:12:31Yeah.
01:12:32You should give him this ticket.
01:12:37Is the ticket to New York?
01:12:38I thought the plan was to go to Atlanta.
01:12:39That's our plan.
01:12:40No way.
01:12:41Listen to me.
01:12:42I want to be with you guys.
01:12:43And we want to be with you, but we have to stop being selfish.
01:12:44She's right.
01:12:45It's time we let you live your life.
01:12:46You're going to have so much fun in New York.
01:12:49Is this a ticket to New York?
01:12:53I thought the plan was to go to Atlanta.
01:12:56That's our plan.
01:13:01No way.
01:13:02Listen to me.
01:13:02I want to be with you guys.
01:13:04And we want to be with you, but we have to stop being selfish.
01:13:07She's right.
01:13:09It's time we let you live your life.
01:13:12You're going to have so much fun in New York.
01:13:13You get to be with Anna, you can see Grandma.
01:13:16You can finally stop running.
01:13:19But I'll still get to see you guys every once in a while.
01:13:24Right? I mean, Patrick's dead.
01:13:26The FBI is still looking for us.
01:13:29I don't think I can do this. I'm not ready for...
01:13:32You are going to be fine.
01:13:38Because you...
01:13:39You have turned into one hell of a man.
01:13:46If I am...
01:13:47It's because you were my father.
01:13:50It's because you were my father.
01:14:30Mom?
01:14:34Why is all of Orson's stuff gone?
01:14:40He left me.
01:14:43What? Why?
01:14:46He feels I'm a hypocrite.
01:14:48That's ridiculous.
01:14:50No. He's right, I am.
01:14:55Is there anything I can do?
01:14:57There is.
01:15:01You can give me your permission to do something I should have done a long time ago.
01:15:06This is bad.
01:15:14What if we don't say anything?
01:15:15The nurse is dead. Nobody else knows.
01:15:18The priest knows.
01:15:19I don't suppose we could buy him off.
01:15:20Just a suggestion.
01:15:24If this leads to a lawsuit, we have no defense.
01:15:27This could ruin the hospital.
01:15:28Jack, what's wrong?
01:15:31I know one of these families.
01:15:33They live two blocks from me, on Wisteria Lane.
01:15:37Then maybe you are the best person to tell them.
01:15:40And how do I do that?
01:15:41How do you tell parents the child they've been raising, the child they love, isn't really theirs?
01:15:49Hey there. What's going on?
01:15:58Susan, trying to sneak off without saying goodbye.
01:16:00The more I thought about it, the more I realized it's not a big deal.
01:16:04I'm just moving across town.
01:16:05I'm going to see you all Friday for poker.
01:16:07You better, because if we don't hear from you once a week, we will hunt you down and bring you back.
01:16:10You know that, right?
01:16:12I do.
01:16:13So who's running your house?
01:16:16Lee found a guy?
01:16:17It's just not going to seem right.
01:16:19Someone else in your house.
01:16:21Yeah.
01:16:22Well, whoever the guy is, he is very lucky, because he's about to get himself three of the most wonderful neighbors a person could ask for.
01:16:29You know, sometimes when you see people every day, you forget to tell them how much they mean to you.
01:16:38So for the record, I think the three of you are such good people.
01:16:45And you've made me a better person, and I thank you for that.
01:16:51Hey, Susan, I hate to interrupt, but we really got to get going.
01:16:54I should go check on Tom and the baby. I'm sure one or both will need to be fed.
01:16:57Go, go.
01:16:58I'll call you all in the morning.
01:17:00Okay.
01:17:04Honey, what's wrong?
01:17:07What Susan said.
01:17:09It's not true. I'm not a good person.
01:17:12Oh, that's silly. Of course you are.
01:17:15No, I'm not.
01:17:16There's something I need to tell you I should have told you years ago, but I didn't.
01:17:21You sound so serious. What is it?
01:17:25It's the kind of thing that could end our friendship.
01:17:28Can we go talk?
01:17:31Can we go talk?
01:17:42Well, you ready?
01:17:45Yeah.
01:17:47Drive away slow, okay?
01:17:49As they pulled away, Susan looked out on the street she loved so much.
01:18:04A street where parents could raise their children, where retirees could enjoy their golden years, where good friends could share horrible secrets.
01:18:19Yes, Susan looked on the street and vowed she would be back, but as she did so, she didn't notice the car that passed her.
01:18:34So I have some paperwork for you to sign over here, and once we get this done, I can give you the keys.
01:18:49Listen, and I just know you're really going to like it here.
01:18:54People are friendly, relatively quiet.
01:18:57It's just a lovely neighborhood.
01:19:00Oh, I know the neighborhood very well.
01:19:03The truth is, I used to live here.
01:19:07Well, then I guess everyone will be surprised to see you again.
01:19:11They absolutely will.
01:19:12They will be surprised to see you again.
01:19:21They will have a new episode.
01:19:22They will be surprised I killed her.
01:19:24They will be surprised to see you again.
01:19:25They will be surprised to see you again.
01:19:27They'll be surprised.
01:19:27So perhaps, you know, the security securityesse of consciousness
01:19:35may be surprised and later not even well.
01:19:38Yeah.
01:19:39But I don't think I hope we're back.