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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Paul was shocked to find Felicia was back on the lane.
00:07Why, hello, Paul.
00:08Tom's new job came with perks.
00:10You know what you can do on a private jet?
00:14Anything.
00:16A relationship was forced to end.
00:18We are no longer friends, not you and me, and not you and Gabby.
00:21You can't speak for me.
00:21I just did.
00:22And Susan got her transplant, thanks to Paul.
00:25I'm sure as soon as I sign the papers, they'll be contacting you.
00:30After Susan Delfino's kidney transplant, her doctor ordered her to abstain from sex for six weeks.
00:43But what the doctor couldn't prevent Susan from doing was dreaming about it.
00:52These dreams were filled with torrid caresses.
00:56With passionate kisses.
01:03And with soft cries of ecstasy.
01:08The only thing missing from these dreams...
01:11was her husband.
01:14Are you okay?
01:24Yeah, I just...
01:26I had a dream.
01:28Yeah, I know.
01:30You know?
01:31What do you know?
01:32Was I saying something?
01:33Was I talking?
01:34More like moaning.
01:35Oh, moaning.
01:37Oh, God.
01:38Yeah, you mentioned him, too.
01:39Well, don't be embarrassed.
01:41So you had a sex dream.
01:43It's not surprising, given how long we've had to lay off.
01:45Tell me.
01:46What are we doing?
01:48Ah, we.
01:49And maybe we can recreate it when we end our drought in two days, 17 hours, and 35 minutes.
01:55Well, needless to say, it was some pretty kinky stuff.
01:59Hey, did we do that thing?
02:00That thing we talked about?
02:01Micah was my dream, not yours.
02:02Oh, God, I'm desperate.
02:04Can you give me some details?
02:07Uh, or I could show you in two days, 17 hours, and 34 minutes.
02:15Ah, that'll work.
02:17I can't wait.
02:18We'll send MJ to Ms. McCluskey's and have the whole night together.
02:22Yes, Susan was having dreams about sex.
02:25Just the two of us.
02:28Uh-huh.
02:29Just me and you.
02:31And they were becoming a nightmare.
02:45The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
02:50They love their country.
02:54They root for the home team.
02:56They support their favorite brand.
03:04But the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is the one between friends.
03:09All right, I gotta run.
03:11I'm meeting the girls for coffee.
03:12Stop.
03:14Which girls?
03:15Will Bree be there?
03:16She better be.
03:17She's buying.
03:18Then you're not going.
03:20Wait, you were serious about us never speaking to Bree again?
03:22That woman sat at our table, spent the holidays with us all the while knowing her son ran over
03:26my mother.
03:27Yeah, I'm serious.
03:28Fine, then you stop talking to her.
03:29But you're not going to control me.
03:30Because I have the secret weapon.
03:32You withhold sex?
03:33Please, you always fold before I do.
03:35That's not true.
03:36The last time you tried, you got so turned on telling me what you weren't going to do
03:39to me, you wound up doing it to me right then.
03:42Damn it.
03:44Well, you're still not going to stop me from seeing Bree.
03:47Yes, I am.
03:49Our relationship with that woman is over, and I forbid you to see her again.
03:55He forbid me.
03:57Who is he to forbid me?
03:58I mean, what is this, 19...
04:00Whenever it was that husbands got to forbid their wives?
04:03Gabby, he has every reason to be upset.
04:05I hate to say this, but I think we should keep our distance for a while.
04:09What?
04:10I'm not giving in to this.
04:11I've already caused Carlos so much pain.
04:13I think it's the only thing we can do.
04:15So what are you saying?
04:17No more poker?
04:18No more lunches?
04:20No more shopping?
04:22I'll miss it as much as you do.
04:24Oh, really?
04:24Doesn't sound like it.
04:26I think this is easy for you.
04:27Easy?
04:28I want to come over there right now so you can drag me to the mall, kicking and screaming,
04:31but we can't.
04:33I have to go.
04:35I have scones in the oven.
04:36I love your scones.
04:38Stop.
04:39Goodbye, Gabby.
04:44You're not hanging out?
04:46But I have to.
04:47Hey, Lynette, you're not going to believe this.
04:58I have to walk Paige around the block eight times to get her down.
05:06Nothing is so important that you need to raise your voice.
05:09Not even this?
05:14Weissman Leadership Conference?
05:17Seriously?
05:18You're invited?
05:20So are you.
05:22Come on!
05:24Warren Buffett goes to this conference, and Bill Gates, and Oprah.
05:29It's one of her favorite things.
05:30Oh, look at this.
05:34All the great speakers.
05:36Plus, they've got a spa, and...
05:38And no kids, right?
05:39No kids?
05:39No kids.
05:41Yes!
05:42Yes!
05:42You take her.
05:48I've got to figure out what to wear.
05:54Hey, you two.
05:55Thanks for watching him.
05:57Hey, can you watch him again on Wednesday?
05:59Mike and I are...
05:59Yeah, I know.
06:00Your big night, huh?
06:02Mike told you?
06:03Didn't have to.
06:05I caught him staring at my cleavage.
06:07So, post-transplant sex, huh?
06:10If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
06:15Fingers crossed.
06:17Hey, have you looked at your old house lately?
06:18It's kind of a wreck.
06:22It does look a little neglected.
06:24You should go over and talk to Paul.
06:25I'll watch him again.
06:26Oh, I can't do that.
06:29Um, he might be in the middle of something.
06:31Or he might be hanging from the showerhead.
06:34Do me a favor and check, because if he's dead in there, I live downwind.
06:40Susan?
06:51Susan?
06:52Paul.
06:54Paul!
06:55Uh, hi there.
06:56Um, I was just in the neighborhood, and it looked like things were piling up.
07:00And would you mind closing that road, please?
07:02Oh, sorry.
07:04I'm sorry about the mess.
07:05I haven't been getting out of the house much.
07:07You look thin.
07:10Are you eating?
07:12Yes.
07:13I'm fine.
07:14A little behind my chores.
07:16So, there's nothing else.
07:18Paul, um, are you sure you're okay?
07:23Yes, Susan.
07:24Fit as a fiddle.
07:26Goodbye.
07:26I've already spotted two ex-senators in three covers of films.
07:42Everybody here is definitely A-list.
07:46Oh, Bob, Lee!
07:48Hey, hey, you fancy hot shots.
07:50Hi!
07:51Hiya.
07:52Hi!
07:53Glad you've done this conference before, because I'm definitely going to need somebody to show
07:56me the ropes.
07:57Nothing to it.
07:57Just don't talk politics.
07:58And don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
08:00I didn't push him.
08:01He got between me and the margarita bar.
08:05Oh, let me introduce you to Barry Weissman.
08:07Prepare to endure the single most bone-crushing handshake of your life.
08:11Bye.
08:12Come on.
08:13Oh, with this line, it's going to be hard to get drunk.
08:18Lesson one, the power of the words, the President's Council of Economic Advisors want their martinis
08:22now.
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:33That's a little trick I learned when I was too cheap to buy my own newspaper.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37How fantastic is it that Chris Cavanaugh is speaking?
08:40I thought Flashpoint was the best business book of the year.
08:43I agree.
08:43I've heard him speak before.
08:44He's even better in person.
08:46We're in for a treat tomorrow.
08:48Meg Butler, President of Amtech.
08:50Oh.
08:50Um, uh, Lynette Scavo.
08:53My husband is the CFO of Morris Technologies.
08:56Oh, you're a plus one.
08:59What's that mean?
08:59Unfortunately, it means you won't be seeing Chris Cavanaugh.
09:02The seminars are only for participants.
09:04What?
09:05What am I going to be doing?
09:07I will tell you what Japanese flower arranging did.
09:10Did I weep at the simple beauty of my design last year?
09:12Yes.
09:13Yes, I did.
09:14I don't want to arrange flowers.
09:15Why are they dividing us up like this?
09:17Maybe it's because some of us spent our lives working our way up the corporate ladder,
09:22and others just married someone who did.
09:25Excuse me.
09:27Oh?
09:28There's...
09:28That is ridiculous.
09:32I really want to see those seminars.
09:34Hey, don't worry.
09:35You are going to love what they have planned for us.
09:40Attention!
09:41If I could have all of my plus ones find a buddy,
09:44we're going to get to know each other with a scavenger hunt.
09:46Right away!
09:48Right away!
09:49Right away!
09:51No!
09:52What are you doing here?
10:05Kappy?
10:05What are you doing here?
10:07I just came by to talk to Lynette.
10:10Oh, she's out of town.
10:11She asked me to water the plants and collect the mail.
10:13Oh. Oh. You look good. You too. New coat? You noticed. I should go. Can't you just stay and talk? Maybe have a cup of coffee? Gabby, we shouldn't. It's just coffee, Brie. But your husband. He'd never look for us here. Oh, come on. It's been really hard for me not seeing you.
10:41Oh. It's been hard for me, too. Especially with Lynette out of town. I mean, there's Susan, of course, but lately, whatever topic you bring up, she manages to steer it right back to kidneys. Tell me about it.
10:57Well, I guess I could put on a pot. I like mine with cream. I know how you like it.
11:11Hello, Karen.
11:16Felicia. Hi.
11:20When did they let you out?
11:22About a week ago.
11:23I just stopped by because I wanted you to have this.
11:29It belonged to my sister, and she was always so fond of you.
11:34That's sweet.
11:35It's my small way of saying thanks for keeping my secret all those years.
11:42Yeah, not much a secret anymore.
11:45Don't I know it.
11:47But I've kept your secret.
11:49I never told a soul about your role that night, and I never will.
11:52Um, it's not really a good time to talk about that.
12:03I understand.
12:04But I hope you'll stop by my place sometime.
12:07We have so much catching up to do.
12:10Sure.
12:10I'll do that.
12:14Uh, where are you staying?
12:17Haven't you heard?
12:18I'm moving in next door.
12:20We're going to be neighbors.
12:21Who is that?
12:29Just an old friend.
12:32Old friend?
12:33You look like you've seen a ghost.
12:37Make me a drink, will you, sweetie?
12:46Toby!
12:48Here, kitty, kitty.
12:49Toby, where are you?
12:51Here, kitty, kitty.
12:54Toby!
12:56Oh, Felicia, help me out.
12:58I think Greenberg's lost her stupid cat again.
13:02What happened to you?
13:03Is that blood?
13:04You never saw me.
13:04I have to go.
13:05Your hand!
13:06Let me call you an ambulance.
13:12You love my sister, right?
13:14Martha?
13:15Yeah.
13:16And you know Paul Young murdered her.
13:18There's no doubt in my mind.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:25Did you kill Paul?
13:27No.
13:29He killed me.
13:31What?
13:32They'll find my blood in his house and my fingers in the car and he'll spend the rest of his life in prison.
13:37If you say you never saw me.
13:42Don't ask me to do this.
13:43Please, Carrie.
13:44Paul got away with Martha's murder.
13:47But he won't get away with mine.
13:50I'm sorry.
13:50I'm sorry.
13:50I'm sorry.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:56I'm sorry.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:02Toby.
14:04Here, kitty, kitty.
14:14Ikebana.
14:15It's all about bringing together nature and humanity.
14:18The three main branches, or shushi, represent chi, earth, ten, or two.
14:24Heaven, and jinn, man.
14:28Interesting. Nothing to represent woman.
14:30How about this insignificant clump of moss?
14:33We could stuff it down at the bottom or it will only speak when spoken to.
14:38Does my chi look a little droopy?
14:39Did you hear me?
14:40Yes. Yes, Lynette, I heard you.
14:43I heard you during yoga, during the fashion show, all through salsa dancing.
14:46Life is unfair. Olay.
14:48Well, I'm sorry, but I came here to learn new things and meet interesting people,
14:51not to pretend that putting sticks in a vase is hard.
14:55Are we still having a problem?
14:57Yes, we still are.
14:59Doesn't it piss you all off that we're stuck in our gilded cage,
15:04forbidden to go to interesting seminars just because we're plus ones?
15:08No. This is fun.
15:11I really feel like I'm in Japan.
15:13This is the United States of America in the 21st century,
15:15not some oppressive patriarchal regime.
15:17It may be small and red, but this lanyard is no better than a burka.
15:24Oh, dear.
15:25We need to storm the gates and demand to be let inside.
15:28If you're not going to use the rest of your flowers, can I...
15:30Come on, rise up. If we do it together, we will not be denied.
15:36Four o'clock, people.
15:37I think you've all earned a cocktail.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:41No. No. No. Do not.
15:44Drink those. Those are the cocktails of oppression made from equal parts tyranny
15:51and blind obedience and...
15:54Oh, screw it.
15:58Mmm. This is the best pineapple upside-down cake you've ever made.
16:02You know why?
16:02It has an ingredient my cakes have never had before.
16:06Danger.
16:07I know.
16:08Speaking around makes everything taste better.
16:10When I was with John Rowland, every sense was heightened.
16:15It was like this...
16:17Skip it.
16:19You wouldn't understand.
16:20Oh, really?
16:22Wouldn't I?
16:24What?
16:24You?
16:25No way.
16:26Just because I don't trumpet my indiscretions like you do
16:28doesn't mean I haven't had a little walk on the wild side.
16:31You cheated on Rex?
16:32Of course not.
16:32What do you take me for?
16:34I cheated on Orson.
16:35With who?
16:37Carl Meyer.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:40He was a slime ball, but he was hot.
16:43We'd meet at this cheap hotel, and as guilty as it made me,
16:46I still felt this tingle, this frisson I'd never felt before.
16:51And now this week with you, it's back.
16:55Hmm.
16:56Just wish Lynette didn't have to come home tomorrow.
17:00Actually, that motel story gives me an idea.
17:03It could be. I'm flattered, but I really don't think we should...
17:05Not that. There's a great new spa that just opened on Foster Lake.
17:09We should go next weekend.
17:11Do we dare?
17:13I think we both know the answer to that.
17:17I went by our house today.
17:19It's looking a little run down.
17:21Yeah?
17:21You want me to talk to Paul?
17:22He's supposed to be keeping the place up.
17:24Uh, actually, I already did.
17:26Uh, he seems kind of run down, too.
17:30Well, what are you doing talking to Paul?
17:33I was picking up MJ, and he came out of the house and kind of worried about him.
17:40Why? Who cares?
17:41Mike, he gave me a kidney.
17:44No, Beth gave you a kidney.
17:45Paul did everything he could to block it.
17:47Yeah, but we talked, and after, he seemed so sad.
17:52I don't give a damn.
17:53I know you feel bad for the guy, but I don't trust him.
17:58Please, just do me a favor and stay away from him.
18:04Okay.
18:07Now, can we talk about something a little more fun?
18:09Like our plan for sex night?
18:13Okay, hold that thought.
18:14I'll take a shower.
18:15May I come in?
18:35Please.
18:35Lynette, what are you doing here?
19:02I thought you had a spa thing.
19:03Oh, please, I can get a face full of steam standing over a pot of spaghetti any night of the week.
19:08I want to see Chris Cavanaugh.
19:09I know, and I asked, and they said no.
19:11The keynote speech isn't for spouses.
19:13They said they've got other activities planned for you.
19:16Activities that they planned for me?
19:17Tom, I'm not a child.
19:19I'm a grown-up.
19:24I'll decide what I want to do.
19:26Come on.
19:27Don't you know how much I want to see this guy?
19:29Can't you pull some strings?
19:30I don't have any strings.
19:31When I've been five or six times, then maybe I can ask for a favor, but not now.
19:35There you are.
19:36Someone's been naughty.
19:37Let's go, Mrs. Scavo.
19:39I think it's somebody's spa time.
19:40This is why you keep us drunk, huh?
19:44So we don't fight back.
19:50This hits the spot.
19:51I remembered you like your coffee the same way you like your men.
19:54Strong and Irish.
19:58So how did you get out of jail so soon?
20:01Was it good behavior or bad behavior with the warden?
20:05Oh, Karen.
20:06Hell, I've missed your frank and salty questions.
20:10Actually, it was what they call humanitarian release.
20:16You see, my only daughter passed away just recently.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:23I didn't know you had a daughter.
20:25Such a sweet girl.
20:27So young.
20:30She was barely 30 when she died.
20:32I wish I could have met her.
20:34Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
20:36Her name was Beth.
20:38Beth Young.
20:40Can I freshen that?
20:48So, I'll cut you back to 10 every other day on the prednisone and take it from there.
20:53Any questions?
20:55I do have one.
20:56Shoot.
20:57Is it common for patients to have sex dreams about the husbands of their dead donors?
21:04I have to admit, I did not see that coming.
21:06Understand.
21:07Awake, I have no conscious desire for this man.
21:10But in my dreams...
21:11Susan, I'm not a psychologist.
21:13But you went to med school.
21:14You must have learned something about dreams.
21:16A course, a book.
21:18What did you talk about before you went to sleep?
21:22I was talking about him.
21:23I mean, he's not doing very well.
21:25And I got in an argument with my husband about whether I should help him.
21:29Well, maybe the dream is telling you to follow that impulse.
21:31The man's wife died.
21:33You're alive because of it.
21:34It's natural to be concerned about him and want to make sure he's okay.
21:38Mike really doesn't want me to talk to him.
21:40It's your call, but my guess is your dreams won't stop until you do.
21:46When Paul went to jail, his one goal was to make me pay for putting him there.
21:52So he wrote to Beth, begging her to come see him.
21:55He said he was innocent, that he was a good man.
21:59Paul is very charming when he wants to be in Beth.
22:02She fell in love with him, just like he knew she would.
22:06What, didn't you try to warn her?
22:07Of course.
22:08She just said I didn't know him like she did when he was released, when he had defiled her.
22:16The real Paul came out.
22:18He said he never loved her, that she was stupid, and she didn't deserve to live.
22:26So she killed herself.
22:29Just like he knew she would.
22:33Bastard.
22:33I hope you'll keep the story between us.
22:37At least for now, Beth would hate for all her friends to know what a fool she was.
22:42Okay.
22:43But the one thing I don't get is, why do you want to live on the same street as that monster?
22:47I can watch him.
22:49It's too late for Beth.
22:51And my sister.
22:51But I won't let him destroy another woman the way he destroyed them.
22:57Well, you're not watching him alone, because I'll keep my eye on that SLB, too.
23:01Now, if you need anything, anything at all, you give me a call.
23:05Oh, Karen.
23:06I'm so lucky to have a friend like you.
23:19It's wonderful what a four-handed massage can do.
23:23One more hand and it would have been perfect.
23:25But this ain't that kind of spa.
23:26Yeah.
23:29No.
23:30No.
23:31Tell him he has a choice.
23:32He can sign those papers before I shove them down his throat, or after they come out the other end.
23:37Yes.
23:38I guess someone didn't see the no-cellphone sign.
23:40No.
23:41I guess that rule only applies to plus ones.
23:44I'll talk to you later.
23:45I want to grab a soak before the keynote speech.
23:47Bye.
23:47Bye.
23:47Bye.
23:56Miss Butler?
24:17Huh?
24:18Oh, hi.
24:19Yes, I'm her.
24:19She's me.
24:20Meg Butler.
24:21Meg.
24:21We have a seat for you up front.
24:23Oh.
24:23Uh.
24:24Uh.
24:26Uh.
24:27Great.
24:38Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
24:39Now to introduce our keynote speaker, the president of Amtech, Miss Meg Butler.
24:54Hi.
25:13Those of you who know Meg know I'm not Meg.
25:17Not Meg.
25:18That's funny.
25:19Anyway, Meg asked me to introduce Chris Cavanaugh because she knows what a huge, huge fan I am.
25:29Where are you, you big-brained rascal?
25:32Oh, there he is.
25:34Almost as hot as his author photo.
25:38Anyway.
25:38Those of you who haven't read Flashpoint, do it immediately.
25:44Put it in your Kindle, your iPad.
25:46I don't know.
25:47Buy the book.
25:48It will make you smarter because what Chris Cavanaugh has to say about human nature, about creativity, is absolutely...
25:58There she is.
25:59That's the bitch who stole my lanyard and my clothes.
26:02Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Cavanaugh.
26:14Hi.
26:15I called you a bunch of times.
26:16Your phone must be broken.
26:17It is now.
26:18But please respect my privacy.
26:20Paul, you have to let me talk to you.
26:23Why?
26:23Because you're a mess and someone has to do something.
26:27And okay, I'm having dreams about us.
26:30Dreams?
26:31What kind of dreams?
26:33Regular dreams.
26:35Lots of daylight, lots of clothes.
26:37Look, I'm your landlord.
26:38I have a right to come in.
26:40But I'd like you to invite me in.
26:50Getting ready to cook something?
26:51You see onions, potatoes, this long green and white thing with scary little hairs on the bottom.
26:58This is food, right?
26:59It's called a leek.
27:01I was trying to make potato leek soup.
27:03I love potato leek soup.
27:06Of course, that was before I knew what a leek was.
27:08You want some help?
27:10Come on.
27:12Soup I can do.
27:13Making soup.
27:14Is that what we were doing in your dream?
27:17No, no, we weren't.
27:19That reminds me I need to wash my hands.
27:21Hey, that was a big conference.
27:30Okay.
27:32You meet any guys for me?
27:33I'm not picky.
27:34You know what they say.
27:35Ugly plus money equals handsome.
27:38Well, apparently.
27:40Crazy plus wife equals laughing stock.
27:44Uh, you two having a fight?
27:46Yeah, kind of.
27:48Well, you won't even know I'm here.
27:50Tell him why we'll finish this a little.
27:55Oh, I'm sorry.
27:56Do you not want to be embarrassed in front of your friend?
27:59Well, she just embarrassed me in front of the whole Fortune 500.
28:01I don't know how many different ways I can apologize.
28:03At some point, you're going to have to let it go.
28:05I kind of don't feel like letting it go, Lynette.
28:07It's not just the fact that you humiliated me.
28:11It's that after all those years that I supported you, took a backseat to your career.
28:16You couldn't do the same for me.
28:17Okay.
28:17What happened?
28:30It was awful.
28:32All weekend, I was treated like a plus one, a second-class citizen.
28:36A wife!
28:37Lynette, in Tom's world, that's what you are.
28:41You're going to have to get used to it.
28:43What if I don't want to get used to it?
28:46Well, take it from someone who spent eight years being Mrs. Third Baseman.
28:50You can be a wife, or you can be a first wife.
28:59Mom!
29:00Hi, honey.
29:00How was your day?
29:02Worked straight through lunch and I'm starving.
29:04What's this?
29:05It's a pineapple upside-down cake.
29:07Wow.
29:10Reminds me of the cake your old friend Bree brought to dinner last month.
29:16I don't remember that.
29:19Because obviously, Bree didn't make this one, since I don't see her anymore, because I know
29:25how you feel about her.
29:26So, where'd this come from?
29:29I made it.
29:34Really?
29:36The woman who ordered in Chinese food for Christmas dinner made a pineapple upside-down cake.
29:41Well, not that hard.
29:43It's just some pineapples and upside-down cake.
29:49You know what?
29:49This looks so good.
29:53I would love for you to make me one just like it.
29:57Right now?
29:58Yeah.
30:00And I'm going to sit here and watch you.
30:03Every step of the way.
30:05Sure.
30:07No problem.
30:11First, I'm going to get some flour.
30:14Because you can't make a cake without flour, right?
30:16Right?
30:19Oh, no.
30:22Got it all over me.
30:25Maybe I should take my top off.
30:28In fact, why don't you and I go up to the bedroom and...
30:33Make the cake.
30:35Well, you really are hungry.
30:37Well, let me freshen up first.
30:43He wants you to make a pineapple upside-down cake?
30:46The woman who ordered in Chinese for Christmas?
30:48Yes, we've already covered that.
30:51Now what am I going to do?
30:52If I can't make this, he's going to know I've been seeing you.
30:55Just tell him I'll make one and slip it to you.
30:57No, he wants to watch me make it.
31:00Okay, don't panic.
31:01We can do this.
31:02How?
31:02How?
31:05Okay.
31:06One pineapple upside-down cake.
31:09Coming right up.
31:10First, preheat your oven to 300.
31:16First, I'm going to preheat my oven to 300.
31:20Then we're going to start with the caramel topping.
31:23And then we're going to start with the caramel topping.
31:27For which I will need...
31:29sugar.
31:33Brown sugar.
31:34And butter.
31:38How much butter?
31:39Who are you talking to?
31:41Oh, my grandmother.
31:44See, this was her recipe.
31:46And talking to her makes me feel like we're making it together.
31:50How much butter, Grandma?
31:54Quarter cup.
31:54Got it.
31:55And?
32:02It's very good.
32:04It is?
32:05Hot down.
32:06You know, truthfully, I was just kind of winging it.
32:08Oh, and if you don't taste the wine, it's because I drank it.
32:20It's the last time you and I had a meal together.
32:23It had to be before Mary Alice died.
32:28That was a long time ago.
32:31Maybe we should start doing that again.
32:34Susan, why are you doing this?
32:38Why do you care?
32:40MJ, no running.
32:42I'll leave him alone.
32:44It's nice to see something moving fast in here.
32:46Thanks.
32:47And just to warn you, we might be a little late picking him up.
32:50Yeah, it looks like you're going to be a little late getting started.
33:01I remember a guy that used to live on this street.
33:03He taught my daughter to swim.
33:05He made a killer barbecue tri-tip.
33:08He had a laugh you could hear three houses away.
33:10I liked that guy.
33:12I'm not that man anymore.
33:13I think you can be.
33:24Oh, yeah, I'll be right back.
33:29What the hell are you doing?
33:30I asked you not to come here.
33:32I know, but Paul is suffering.
33:34And everyone else has turned their back on him.
33:36You know why?
33:36Because he's a bad guy.
33:38Look, you might have fallen for his act, but I haven't.
33:40And I'm not going to let you put yourself in danger.
33:43Get in the car.
33:44We're going.
33:44I'm not going anywhere.
33:46Mike, believe it or not, I am not an idiot.
33:49I don't need to be rescued from whatever trouble it is you think I'm getting myself into.
33:53You don't know this guy like I do.
33:54I know the look in somebody's eyes when they're hurting.
33:57And I'm not leaving until I know that Paul is okay.
34:00So you're going back in there?
34:01Yeah.
34:03Support me or not.
34:04That's what I'm doing.
34:05I heard nothing.
34:35Let the timer go off.
34:36Let's take a look.
34:37No.
34:38No, not yet.
34:41Secret's all in the cooling.
34:43And in fact, it'll probably cool faster on the windowsill.
34:50Hi, we're collecting for juvenile.
34:51Out of my way.
34:52Hot cake.
34:55Okay, but while we're waiting, there's just one thing I have to say.
34:59Hey, this is not about a cake.
35:02This is about trust.
35:03It is a sad day when a husband forces a wife to bake for him just to prove she's not a liar.
35:08Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
35:10Cake's ready.
35:16Ah, there.
35:17One perfect pineapple upside down cake.
35:20If only trust were so easy to make.
35:24You look surprised.
35:49I am.
35:52After the way I talked to you, I was kind of expecting the firing squad.
35:58I thought about it.
36:00But I decided to go for the romantic dinner.
36:03Figured less cleanup.
36:04Honey, I understand how you feel about Paul.
36:10I know you're just trying to protect me.
36:13And you're just being you.
36:15The woman that makes me pull over to the side of the road in a rainstorm to pick up a sick raccoon.
36:21In my defense, I did think it was a cat.
36:22The point is, I can't stay mad at you for being the kind, compassionate woman you are.
36:35Especially since it's been six weeks since we've had sex.
36:40That too.
36:41You sure you're okay watching the girls all weekend?
36:50You can't miss your old modeling friend's funeral.
36:53Yeah, we were really close.
36:55You get to see some old friends, maybe even reconnect with a few.
36:58Maybe.
37:01Look, I know it's been hard for you to not see Bree, but it has meant a lot to me.
37:08Nice coat. Is it new?
37:09Yeah, I just bought it this week.
37:16So then this long red hair must have got on it pretty recently.
37:22It's not what you think.
37:24I took Juanita to a kid's birthday party and I hugged a clown.
37:28You hugged a clown.
37:30This monkey died. He was very emotional.
37:32So you're off to a funeral, huh?
37:35What are you doing?
37:36Don't, don't open that.
37:38I packed it very carefully.
37:40I can see that.
37:42One, two, three bikinis.
37:45Is your friend being buried at sea?
37:47Stop it. I'm going to be late.
37:48Late for what? A weekend getaway with Bree?
37:51Damn it, Gabby. I forbade you to see her.
37:53Well, that was your first mistake. What did you expect?
37:55I expected you to choose me.
38:00You know, ever since we moved to the street and you got so tight with those women.
38:05I always feel like you put them first.
38:07You know that's not true.
38:09Prove it.
38:12Choose.
38:13Who do you want in your life?
38:15Me or Bree?
38:15Don't do this.
38:18I am doing it, Gabby.
38:23Choose.
38:26Yes, the residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
38:31But there are times when that loyalty is put to the test.
38:37By the desire to help a stricken friend.
38:43By the need to protect a long-buried secret.
38:46By the movement of two lives in opposite directions.
38:57And sometimes, just as one test of loyalty ends, another begins.
39:04Gabby, I thought we said we'd meet at the spa.
39:06A little change of plans.
39:08Carlos knows.
39:10About us?
39:11Yeah.
39:12Can I stay with you for a while?
39:14Of course.
39:18Girls, come on.
39:19Go on in.
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