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  • 6/29/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Brie's new romance got off to a lively start.
00:07So you're courting me?
00:08I'm trying to. When will you stop playing hard to get?
00:10Maybe when you stop playing hard to want.
00:12While Lynette's marriage hit the rocks.
00:15I think we're the ones who need a vacation. Just a weekend? Get a chance to work through all of this?
00:21Susan's warning.
00:22About those cookies I made. Don't eat them. They're poison.
00:27That's our officers.
00:28Became an admission of guilt.
00:32And Gabby was unaware.
00:35That a dark presence.
00:38Had arrived on the lane.
00:45Susan Delfino had always played by the rules.
00:50She obeyed every label.
00:54She performed her civic duty.
00:58She respected all legal boundaries.
01:02So when she was questioned about the poisoning of Paul Young.
01:09Please state your name and age.
01:11Susan was more than a little upset.
01:14My age? What does my age have to do with it?
01:17Mrs. Delfino.
01:17Mrs. Delfino.
01:19I'm 38.
01:20Mrs. Delfino.
01:20I'm 38.
01:21Am I in growth?
01:22No.
01:23Mrs. Delfino.
01:24No.
01:25Mrs. Delfino.
01:26I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of the position you're in.
01:29You could have killed someone at that school.
01:31Mrs. Delfino.
01:32But I didn't poison the cookies.
01:33Yet you knew they were poisoned.
01:35Yes.
01:36Mrs. Delfino.
01:37By Felicia Tillman.
01:38I mean, okay, I baked them, but she added the poison.
01:42That was your arrangement?
01:43No.
01:44No, we didn't have an arrangement.
01:46She was trying to murder Paul Young.
01:49So all you did was deliver the poisoned food?
01:52Exactly.
01:54No, wait.
01:55Uh, no, I had no idea that anything was poisoned, ever.
02:00Except the cookies.
02:04Except the cookies.
02:07Look, talk to Felicia.
02:09She hated Paul.
02:10Yes, but you had your reasons for hating Mr. Young, too.
02:13No, I like Paul.
02:15His wife gave me her kidney.
02:17After you lost your kidney in a riot, which Mr. Young was responsible for.
02:22Who told you that?
02:23Mr. Young.
02:24He also said he blew the whistle on your internet porn career.
02:28Causing you to lose your job at the Oak Ridge School.
02:31The same school you brought those poisoned cookies to.
02:37Now how about you start telling me the truth?
02:43I'm not 38.
02:51Find anything?
02:51Uh-huh.
02:57Okay, thanks.
02:59We found a glass vial and some syringes in the dumpster behind your apartment.
03:03They all had traces of antifreeze.
03:06Oh, God.
03:08Yes, Susan Delfino had always played by the rules.
03:11But she was about to find out.
03:18This wasn't a game.
03:19Sometimes, it's the little things that make us feel secure.
03:36Like an old friend at bedtime.
03:38Money saved for a rainy day.
03:45Or matching coffee mugs.
03:49But there are times when these small comforts are up against big challenges.
03:54I'm glad we're doing this.
03:56Me too.
03:57Should have done it a long time ago.
03:58Oh.
03:59I completely agree.
04:01We just needed to get away from everything.
04:04Just the two of us.
04:05No kids, no work, no TV.
04:07What?
04:07No TV?
04:10Aw, come on.
04:10It's a B&B.
04:11Bad and baseball.
04:13You gonna take this seriously?
04:16Yes.
04:17I'm taking this very seriously.
04:24Okay.
04:29So, what do you feel like doing?
04:30You wanna go to bed, or?
04:33That sounds good.
04:34I'm exhausted.
04:36Unless you wanna...
04:37No.
04:38No.
04:39I'm tired, too.
04:41Let's get a good night's sleep.
04:42We have the whole weekend ahead of us.
04:47Hey.
04:53It's gonna be great.
04:56It's gonna be great.
05:03Thanks for dinner.
05:04That was amazing.
05:07I'm glad you enjoyed it.
05:08Are you kidding?
05:08I gotta chase twice as many bad guys tomorrow to burn it off.
05:16Good night, Chuck.
05:17Good night, Brie.
05:20Oh, um...
05:25Wow, that is the one part of dating that I haven't missed.
05:27I know, the whole question of intimacy.
05:29Will he kiss me?
05:30Will he not?
05:31Will she be mad if I try?
05:32Will she be mad if I don't?
05:34Then why don't we skip all that and lay our cards on the table?
05:37It sounds like something that two reasonable adults might do.
05:41I find you very attractive.
05:44I think you're a knockout.
05:47Hmm.
05:49Really?
05:49Yeah, that's why it's so hard.
05:54Wow, we really are putting our cards on the table.
05:56To wait.
05:57Wait?
05:58Um, just till my divorce goes through.
06:04Cause till then I'm technically married.
06:06So anything we do is adultery.
06:10You know what?
06:11I think that's very admirable.
06:13Yeah?
06:14Definitely.
06:14It's refreshing to find a man whose morality isn't compromised by his libido.
06:18Besides, sometimes waiting can be half the fun.
06:22And just so you know what it is you're waiting for?
06:34Now that's the part of dating I have missed.
06:36Hmm.
06:48See you tomorrow night.
06:49How can they arrest me?
07:03I didn't do anything.
07:05They found syringes and antifreeze at your house.
07:07Unless you're a suicidal diabetic, that's pretty suspicious.
07:10But Felicia was at my house when I was making Paul's food.
07:13Clearly she's trying to frame me.
07:14Any way to prove it?
07:15The woman hacked off two of her fingers to frame someone else.
07:19She's a framer.
07:21To implicate Felicia, we need some evidence that she was actively trying to kill Paul.
07:27I might be able to help you with that.
07:32A few months ago, Felicia called me from prison, said she needed to see me.
07:36You never told me this.
07:38I didn't know what it was about, so I went.
07:41She offered me $10,000 to kill Paul.
07:43What?
07:45This was in the visitor's room, on the phone.
07:48I'll see if they have any recordings.
07:49Might take a day or two.
07:51This is good.
07:57How could you keep that from me?
08:00I don't know.
08:00I guess I was ashamed.
08:03Why?
08:04You said no.
08:05Yeah, after I thought about it for a week.
08:08You actually considered...
08:09Come on, Susan, with the financial problems we were having.
08:12And you gotta remember, there was a time I would've killed Paul for free.
08:20Two-minute warning till bath time.
08:21Hello?
08:26Hi, honey.
08:26How was your flight?
08:28Yeah, hold on.
08:29Sweetie, it's your dad calling from his business trip.
08:31The sound you're hearing is your daughter in a cartoon coma.
08:37Juanita!
08:43Hi, Daddy.
08:43Okay, Daddy, I love you too.
08:52Bring me something.
08:56Uh, upstairs.
08:58Okay, honey.
08:59Love you too.
09:00Bring me something.
09:14I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
09:17Oh!
09:19Gabby, what are you doing here?
09:20Carlos doesn't want to see each other and I really don't think we should...
09:23I need a gun.
09:25Well, I guess I could spare a moment.
09:26Why on earth do you need a gun?
09:30I need to swear she's been seeing this mystery man skulking around our lawn at night.
09:35And last night I think I saw him too.
09:36Did you call the police?
09:37And say what?
09:38There's a guy in the lawn?
09:39Look, Carlos is out of town and I'll sleep better if I have a gun in the nightstand.
09:43Gabby, I'm not giving you a gun.
09:44Why not?
09:45I let you borrow things all the time.
09:46Not things that put holes in people.
09:48Come on, just a little one.
09:50The kind Nancy Reagan would shoot people with.
09:52No.
09:53Please, I'll be really careful.
09:55This guy's kind of freaking me out.
09:58Gabby, if you're really serious, I will set you up for the class at my gun range.
10:01They'll teach you about gun safety, you will get a permit, and then we'll see about getting you a gun.
10:05Great.
10:06So in the meantime, if Skulking Guy breaks into my house, I'm just gonna yell,
10:09Freeze!
10:10I'm taking a class!
10:11Hello?
10:21Ms. Tillman, this is Detective Hank Powell of the Fairview Police Department.
10:27Hello, officer.
10:29Is there something I can help you with?
10:31We'd like you to come down to the station.
10:33We need to ask you a few questions.
10:36May I ask what this is about?
10:38We'll explain it all when you get here.
10:41Or if that's a problem, we can have somebody come get you.
10:46No, thank you.
10:49I'll handle my own transportation.
10:57So there's a place in town where you can make your own candles?
11:01Candle making.
11:03Hopefully it's next to a place where we can make our own bullets.
11:06Yeah.
11:08That sounds pretty lame.
11:09Besides, we didn't come here to do arts and crafts.
11:12Right.
11:13We can't be able to work on stuff.
11:16Talk.
11:18So maybe we should go back to our room and talk.
11:22Hey there, good morning.
11:26Good morning.
11:27Good morning.
11:27Good morning.
11:28Hey.
11:29Hi, I'm Lisa.
11:30This is my husband, Andy.
11:32Oh, hi.
11:32I'm Lynette.
11:33Nice to meet you.
11:34Good to talk.
11:35Nice to meet you.
11:35So is this your first time here?
11:37Oh, thank you, sweetie.
11:40Yep, first time.
11:41Oh, it's our third time.
11:42We love it here.
11:43It's so quiet and intimate.
11:45What could be better, right?
11:46Right.
11:47You said it.
11:49So what are you guys up to today?
11:50I don't know.
11:51We'll probably just hang out.
11:52What about you guys?
11:53We are going candle dipping.
11:57Hey, Jase, you want to come with?
11:59Oh, Andy, I'm sure they came up here to be alone.
12:03I don't know.
12:04Sounds like it could be fun.
12:07Yeah.
12:07We could be alone later.
12:09Let's go dip some candles.
12:10You know I can't talk to you.
12:19Think about it.
12:20Of all the people that want you dead,
12:22you think Susan's the one to do it?
12:24She's the only person in this neighborhood who's stuck by you.
12:26You heard the evidence.
12:27All the food came from your kitchen.
12:29And you know who was helping Susan cook it?
12:30Felicia Tillman.
12:33What?
12:33The same woman who offered me $10,000 to kill you.
12:38She offered you $10,000 to kill me?
12:40What did you say?
12:42You're still standing here.
13:03Believe me now.
13:08So tell me, how do you know that guy I saw leaving here last
13:10night?
13:11His name is Chuck.
13:12He's a detective.
13:13And he and I have been seeing each other.
13:17Seeing?
13:18As in dating?
13:20You sound surprised.
13:21Well, I don't like spreading vicious gossip.
13:24Who am I kidding?
13:24I love it.
13:25Brie, that guy's gay.
13:27You say that about everyone.
13:29You said that about Tom Scavo.
13:30I didn't say he was gay.
13:32I said if I had magic powers, I would make him gay.
13:34But as far as Detective Hottie goes,
13:37I've seen him at my favorite gay bar.
13:38No, I am sure it wasn't him.
13:40I'm sure it was.
13:41I never forget a gay face.
13:43I have what scientists call a homographic memory.
13:45Chuck was married for 18 years.
13:48Was?
13:48Interesting.
13:50Failed marriage.
13:51Let's connect those dots.
13:52Okay, then explain why he's the one chasing me.
13:54He's a cop.
13:55It's a very masculine culture.
13:57And now that he can't hide behind his wife anymore,
13:59he needs a girlfriend.
14:00So he's still one of the guys.
14:02Let's stop it.
14:02Okay, tell me I'm wrong.
14:04Tell me you've had the best sex you've ever had.
14:10You have had sex.
14:12He said he wanted to wait.
14:14Okay, I'm calling it.
14:15Time of gay, 1121.
14:17There's just something about Italian food,
14:23but I can't believe how much I ate.
14:25It was so good.
14:27It was awesome.
14:28And thank you both.
14:29Yeah, you didn't have to pay for dinner.
14:31Or lunch.
14:31Or candle making lessons.
14:33It was my pleasure.
14:34What's the point of making the big bucks
14:35if you can't spread it around?
14:38Please stop saying big bucks.
14:41I haven't said it that much.
14:42If I had a nickel for every time you said big bucks,
14:45I'd have big bucks.
14:50It's getting late.
14:51Yeah, we should really let you guys go.
14:52Late?
14:53It's only 10 o'clock.
14:55Hey, who's up for a game of spades?
14:58Come on, Lisa, boys against girls.
15:00Let's kick some butt.
15:05Okay.
15:05Okay, yeah.
15:07So it is 3 a.m.
15:08I am creeping down the stairs in my underwear,
15:11holding the golf club like a machete.
15:14I hear the noise again, coming from the kitchen.
15:16Turns out it's our daughter, Penny,
15:17who's waiting to get the Easter Bunny's autograph.
15:20Aw, that's cute.
15:22What?
15:23You always do that.
15:24I'm telling a story and you jump in and steal the punchline.
15:27Because you go on forever.
15:29You heard a noise, you checked it out.
15:30Turns out it's Penny.
15:32Laugh, laugh, laugh.
15:32Everybody's the same age as when the story started.
15:36Well, my apologies, everybody.
15:37I am sorry I am not a gifted raconteur like my wife.
15:41Can I say, Tom, I actually do know how to tell a story.
15:43Yeah, like that spellbinder you told the guy
15:45at the candle shop today about growing winter squash.
15:48One more second, he was ready to pour molten wax
15:50directly into his ears.
15:51Oh, you heard that story.
15:52I figured you were busy counting your big bucks.
15:59Jeez, it's midnight already.
16:00Yeah, we better get some sleep.
16:02We have a big day tomorrow.
16:03Oh, yeah?
16:03What are you guys doing?
16:06Nothing.
16:08What about you guys?
16:09Good night.
16:09Good night.
16:10Good night.
16:16Well, I think I'm going to turn in, too.
16:21You coming?
16:24No, I'm going to check out some scores on the TV.
16:31Okay.
16:39Hey, guys, say hi to Bree.
16:48See, I wasn't making a rub.
16:51I'll see you tonight.
16:52Great picture of Chuck, huh?
17:01Yeah, yeah, who's that with him?
17:03Well, that was his partner, Pete Crowley.
17:04Oh, are Chuck and Pete still partners?
17:06No, Pete's not here anymore.
17:23I hope it wasn't, uh, something tragic.
17:27No, I tried.
17:28It's just weird.
17:33Excuse me.
17:39They were best friends and partners for nine years.
17:42And then last year, they went on a camping trip together.
17:45When they got back, they weren't speaking.
17:47Pete put in for a transfer, and no one on the force knows what happened.
17:50It's beyond obvious.
17:51Chuck must have had a huge crush on this guy.
17:54You think he was in love with his partner?
17:56Please.
17:57I'm in love with him, and I've only seen his picture.
18:00Makes a total hottie for a partner, then sits on his feelings for nine years until
18:06the camping trip.
18:09They're in the woods in a tent alone.
18:12A couple of years, then bam, Chuck pounces, and his partner's all like, stop.
18:17What are you doing?
18:18Get off me.
18:19Oh God, it's me and Todd Mako.
18:23It's all over again.
18:25This is ridiculous.
18:26Chuck is not gay, and I am going to prove it.
18:28How?
18:28He's taking me to dinner tonight, and I may just have to offer myself up as dessert.
18:33Do whatever you want.
18:34Just forward me this picture.
18:35I've got some photoshopping to do.
18:41Our policy here is ask questions first, shoot later.
18:45You will know everything there is to know about a firearm before ever actually holding one.
18:49What's there to know?
18:50You point, you shoot, somebody bad falls down.
18:53Miss Solis, mind if I ask why it is you're taking this class?
18:58To protect myself.
18:59Protection?
19:00Why a gun?
19:00Why not just get a dog?
19:02Well, for one, if you leave a gun in the house, it doesn't rip apart your throw pillows and leave
19:06a gift on your hall carpet.
19:11Could you shoot me?
19:12What?
19:14I'm an intruder.
19:15I just broke into your home.
19:17Could you shoot me?
19:20Sure.
19:20Why not?
19:21Really?
19:22Where?
19:22The head?
19:23Chest?
19:24I don't know.
19:24Why are you getting so close?
19:26I'm an intruder.
19:26I'm here to hurt you.
19:27Could you point the gun, fire it, and kill me?
19:30And then live with that the rest of your life?
19:36No.
19:37If any of you feel the same way, leave now.
19:40A gun in the hands of someone who is afraid to use it is the most dangerous weapon in the world.
19:45Not for your intended victim.
19:48For you.
19:48Susan.
20:01I want to thank you.
20:02I heard that you spoke to the police and helped clear me.
20:05I'm sorry I doubted you.
20:07I guess I'm not used to people being kind to me.
20:12What's going on?
20:14I can't stay here.
20:16But Felicia's gone.
20:17You're safe now.
20:18This has nothing to do with Felicia.
20:20Felicia, it's just time for me to go.
20:22Oh, you can't leave the lane.
20:26You belong here.
20:27No, I don't.
20:28I never have.
20:30Well, that's not true.
20:32When I first moved here, you and Mary Alice were so nice to me.
20:35You were the reason I wanted to live here.
20:37We had to be nice.
20:38We came here running away from something terrible we'd done.
20:41We spent every day waiting for the past to catch up with us.
20:45And it did.
20:47Sooner or later, the past always catches up.
20:50It was a long time ago.
20:52You have a chance to start over now.
20:54And you were the only one around here who ever thought I could start over.
20:59I still do.
21:01You're a good person, Paul.
21:02I truly believe that.
21:03I know.
21:05And I just as soon leave while you still do.
21:09Here.
21:10Take these.
21:13Move back in with your family.
21:15As far as the rest of the rent, it's my gift to you.
21:19I don't know how to thank you.
21:21Just be happy here.
21:25We will.
21:35You know, it's not even 10 yet.
21:38Are you up for a nightcap?
21:39Sure.
21:40I know this fabulous little spot.
21:42Fabulous.
21:46Actually, I was hoping we could go back to your place.
21:50Um, I don't think that's a good idea.
21:55Really?
21:56What are you afraid of?
21:59I'm not sure I could trust myself.
22:01Remember our agreement.
22:02Oh, are we really sticking to that?
22:04Um, look, I, I have to.
22:08I don't know.
22:12Okay.
22:14But I still want that nightcap.
22:17Where to?
22:19I know just the place.
22:22Brittany, are you sure you want to come in here?
22:24Because I think this is a gay bar.
22:25Really?
22:26Really?
22:26And how would you know that?
22:27Okay, um, there's something I need to tell you.
22:30Hey, girlfriend.
22:32Where have you been hiding yourself?
22:33Hey, Terrence.
22:34Wait until you hear the dish.
22:36Steve and Fat Steve broke up.
22:38And Fat Steve is now pissed Steve.
22:40I'm, I'm, I'm sorry to hear that.
22:43Okay, so this is what I wanted to talk to you about.
22:46Chuck, I already know.
22:49My neighbor saw you here.
22:52Oh, God.
22:53It's okay.
22:54My son is gay.
22:55I have lots of gay friends.
22:56I love the gays.
22:57I just don't date them.
22:58Bree, I'm not gay.
23:01Hey, Sudley.
23:02I haven't seen you in a while.
23:04But here's your usual.
23:06Sorry, I'm out of umbrellas.
23:09They know me because I worked here undercover.
23:13Really?
23:14Yes, some guys here were dealing drugs.
23:16So to blend in, I pretended to be gay.
23:17Ow!
23:18And I was good at it.
23:22Chuck, you don't need to lie.
23:23I can imagine how hard it must be to be a gay cop.
23:26Especially after what happened with your partner.
23:32My partner?
23:33You mean Peter?
23:35What do you know about that?
23:36Well, I know you two split up after you went on vacation together.
23:41Were you in love with him?
23:43I can't talk about this here.
23:47Come on.
23:48I did love Pete Crowley like a brother.
23:55And I love my wife, too.
23:57At least, I did.
24:00Until the camping trip when Pete told me they'd been sleeping together six months.
24:03Your partner and your wife?
24:06Why didn't you tell me?
24:08I'm a detective.
24:09I'm supposed to notice things.
24:10But if your wife is the one who cheated, why is she holding up the divorce?
24:13Part of me thinks she's dragging it out, so I'll screw around before it's over.
24:17So she can say I'm no better than her.
24:20But I am better than her.
24:22And that's why I want to get things right this time.
24:26So you're really not gay?
24:29What do you think?
24:45What do you think?
24:46Fabulous.
24:47Fabulous.
24:49Brand reserve billing, please.
24:50Brand reserve billing.
24:51Brand reserve billing.
24:52Yes, I'm sure you're not gay.
25:11All right.
25:12This is why kids shouldn't play with cans.
25:25Excuse me.
25:50Do you have a security camera?
25:55I'm confused.
25:58You say someone took your pocketbook, but isn't that your pocketbook?
26:01This is my purse, Ben.
26:03Sorry.
26:04I do the same thing to my wife.
26:06I say my shirt.
26:07She says it's a blouse.
26:08I say I like your trousers.
26:09She says...
26:10Stop!
26:12Can you go closer?
26:13Okay.
26:14But he's not holding a pocketbook.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:20Are you all right?
26:22That's my stepfather.
26:24You sound surprised to see him.
26:27He's supposed to be dead.
26:31Pretty damn good.
26:38Gotta admit, I'm surprised to see you back here.
26:40I thought you said you couldn't kill anybody.
26:42Got over it.
26:46No, Tom.
26:51Texting the office is the same as calling the office.
26:54Come on.
26:55You know that.
26:56Oh, God.
26:57It's them.
26:58I want my coffee.
26:59Leave it.
27:00Leave it.
27:01Hey there.
27:02Top of the morning.
27:03Yeah, good morning.
27:04How's it going?
27:05Good morning.
27:06I hope you guys like apples, because we found a pick-your-own-apple orchard.
27:10Oh.
27:11Actually, we're heading into town to do some antiquing.
27:13Oh.
27:14Sounds great.
27:15I love antiquing.
27:16Yeah.
27:17I think we're going to go by ourselves.
27:20Oh.
27:21Ouch.
27:22Are you guys blowing us off?
27:24No.
27:25No.
27:26It's just that we wanted to buy one of those old folding screens, and our back seat is so
27:30small, and...
27:31Lisa.
27:32Yeah, we're blowing you off.
27:35Why?
27:36Look, we get it.
27:37You guys can't stand to be alone, but that's the whole reason we came here, so nice hanging
27:42out with you, but see ya.
27:45And good luck.
27:48What do you mean, good luck?
27:51You know, with whatever it is you're working through.
27:55Look.
27:56Look.
27:57Hi, I'm so sorry.
27:58I know what you're working through.
27:59Hi there.
28:00What are you working through?
28:02Hi.
28:03Hi.
28:04Hi.
28:05Hi, Hi.
28:06Hi.
28:07Hi.
28:08Hi, Hi.
28:09Hi, hi.
28:10Hi, hi.
28:11Hi, hi.
28:12Hi, hi.
28:13Hi, hi.
28:14Hi, hi.
28:15Hi.
28:16Hi, hi.
28:17Hi, hi.
28:18Hi.
28:19Hi.
28:20Hi, hi.
28:21Hi.
28:22Hi.
28:23Hi.
28:24Hi.
28:25Man, this rain is just not going to stop, huh?
28:33They said it might go into tonight.
28:38Oh, yeah?
28:39Yeah.
28:40That's what they said on the radio.
28:49So total strangers think we're in trouble.
28:53Do you think we're in trouble?
28:56What do you think?
28:58All I know is 20 years ago, if you'd put us in a beautiful room with a fireplace and a big bed and it rained all day,
29:07we wouldn't be talking about the weather.
29:10I've got to get out of this room.
29:26I'm just, I'm starting to lose my mind.
29:28You want to take a walk?
29:29What?
29:30Do you want to take a walk?
29:31It's a mess out there.
29:32It's pouring.
29:33Well, don't snap at me, Tom.
29:34Snap at the rain.
29:35God.
29:37It's like you're not even trying.
29:39Me?
29:40I'm not trying.
29:40From where I say you're not.
29:42What do you call this?
29:48What is this?
29:49It's your engagement ring.
29:52The crappy one I gave you a million years ago.
29:54You changed the diamond.
30:02I told you I'd give you a decent ring someday.
30:04There it is.
30:16What's the matter?
30:18I appreciate this.
30:20I really do.
30:22But I loved the ring the way it was.
30:26Really?
30:27Because I seem to remember you making a joke about it every single time you showed it to somebody.
30:33I did.
30:34I did.
30:39I did.
30:42But that doesn't mean I didn't love it.
30:45Lynette, I did this to make you happy, but I'm running out of ideas.
30:53I can't do this anymore.
30:57We have survived five kids, a failed business, cancer.
31:09Why can't we pull out of this one?
31:14I don't know what you want.
31:15I don't know what you want.
31:17I don't know what I want.
31:21I just know what isn't this.
31:22I don't know what I want.
31:23I just know what isn't this.
31:28I don't know what I want to do.
31:29I don't know what I want to do.
31:30I just know what isn't this.
31:31there you go wakey wakey now i'm going to take this off but if you start screaming for help
31:53i will have no choice but to plunge this directly into your heart killing you instantly
32:01oh that'll kill you too but a lot more slowly giving the three of us a chance to chat
32:14what do you mean the three of us who's here why beth of course
32:21i knew she wouldn't want to miss this fine kill me you won't get away with it the police know
32:29you've been poisoning me but thanks to you they think i'm miles away but i'm not
32:37i'm right here
32:45you know i'm kind of gonna miss this place yeah the sound of german techno music from 3b smell of corn
32:50beef and cabbage from 2c the fat guy or is it a woman in 5d actually i'm not gonna miss this place
32:57hey where does this go oh i'm just towards her here hey you don't be a great idea if when he
33:03walks into his old room tomorrow all of his favorite things are already there yeah he'd love that
33:07i'll run him over right now no no you keep packing i'll go
33:14you disappoint me paul is this really how you want to spend your last moments sitting there shooting me
33:20dirty looks as if i didn't already know you dislike me what would you prefer some remorse a little
33:29repentance emotions appropriate to a man who killed an innocent woman innocent your sister blackmailed my
33:34wife drove her to suicide it isn't martha's fault that mariela shot herself like all your wives seem to
33:42do if you're gonna keep talking felicia would you mind upping my dose just tell me you're sorry is it
33:49really so hard to say i'm not sorry i wasn't then and i'm not now when i saw the life drain out of
33:57martha's mean little eyes i knew she was getting exactly what she deserved so there it is
34:14was the life drain out of martha's mean little eyes i knew she was getting exactly what she deserved
34:23so you have a confession what are they gonna do arrest my corpse no but when the police find your body
34:33they'll find this and the world will stop thinking i was crazy all these years felicia
34:39uh there's one thing i'll go to my grave sure of the world will never stop thinking you're crazy
34:58getting scared paul this poison how much longer before it kills me not long 30 minutes or so
35:28i'll go to my grave sure i'll go to my grave sure i'll go to my grave sure i'll go to my grave
35:38there's a killer loose in my house 4353 wisteria lane sent police and ambulance hurry
35:45how much longer
35:54you're getting weaker
35:56whoo getting weaker
36:00till martha i said hello
36:02Susan! Susan!
36:20Hurry, hurry!
36:32Come on, come on!
36:50Oh, Susan!
36:55If your casseroles had been any better, he would have had seconds, and none of this would
37:00be happening.
37:03No!
37:15This has gone on long enough.
37:19Paul!
37:21Paul, stop!
37:23Don't do this!
37:24Paul, let her go!
37:26You are not like her!
37:27You are not a killer!
37:44Thank you, Susan.
37:45I knew you wouldn't hurt her.
37:46You're a good person.
37:47Stop saying that.
37:48Felicia's right.
37:49I killed Martha.
37:51That man you think I am.
37:52I haven't been him for a long time.
37:53But I want to be that man again.
37:54Officers, can you take my statement?
37:55I want to be that man again.
37:56Officers, can you take my statement?
37:57I want to be that man again.
37:58I want to be that man again.
37:59I want to be that man again.
38:00I want to be that man again.
38:03I want to be that man again.
38:08Officers, can you take my statement?
38:09I want to be that man again.
38:14I want to be that man again.
38:20Officers, can you take my statement?
38:29I have a confession to make.
38:37A sense of security.
38:40It's something we all search for.
38:45Whether it's knowing we're desired.
38:47Taking control of our fears.
38:54Or finding the strength to do the right thing.
39:03But the danger of a sense of security
39:06is that it may prove to be false.
39:13Oh!
39:17Oh, my God!
39:19Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:23Oh.
39:25Oh!
39:26Oh!
39:26Oh!