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  • 6/30/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03In therapy, the subject was Tom's new girlfriend.
00:06What about sex?
00:08Not yet.
00:09He wants to end the marriage.
00:11Susan wanted to quit.
00:13Maybe I'm not a real artist.
00:14This class has been really good for you.
00:16But decided to face the challenge instead.
00:19You're hiding something, and I'm gonna pull it out of you
00:21and there is a chance that you might actually become an artist.
00:25Carlos tried to drown his guilt.
00:27Carlos?
00:28Hey, Gabby.
00:31And Ben showed Bree the site where construction was about to begin.
00:35Have you ever been here before?
00:39Once.
00:52Paranoia.
00:54It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
01:04That you're going to be exposed at any moment.
01:10Paranoia can sneak up on you.
01:14Causing you to stumble at every turn.
01:16And just when you think you're in the clears.
01:24And the danger has passed.
01:28Paranoia reminds you.
01:30Gabby?
01:31Lynette?
01:32That no place is truly safe.
01:35Oh my God.
01:37Where'd he go?
01:38Is he going?
01:39For now we gotta hurry.
01:40I think we're close.
01:41I recognize this area.
01:42God, this is freaking me out.
01:43Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
01:44Let's just take him up and get this over with.
01:45Ladies.
01:46Ladies.
01:47Ladies.
01:48Brie.
01:49Brie.
01:50Honey?
01:51Are you okay?
01:53Paranoia.
01:54It's the irrational fear that someone is after you.
01:56But even when you hope it isn't real, it can still scare you to death.
01:57No.
01:58No.
01:59No.
02:00No.
02:01No.
02:02No.
02:03No.
02:04No.
02:05No.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08No.
02:09No.
02:10No.
02:13But even when you hope it isn't real, it can still scare you to death.
02:19No.
02:20Susan Delfino had always been a great student.
02:44That's because she knew how to be the teacher's pet.
02:48Some liked gifts.
02:52Some liked extra credit.
02:56And some just liked her.
03:01But in her new class, Susan would learn that not every teacher...
03:06Happy Halloween.
03:07...was in the market for a pet.
03:10I thought you might like a little treat complete with candy corn.
03:13Who doesn't like candy corn?
03:18Apparently you.
03:23It appears some of you have remembered today's the day I select my intern.
03:27Oh, is that today?
03:28I have a commission due Tuesday, and I need all the help I can get this weekend.
03:32Now, this is obviously a prestigious honor.
03:34That goes without saying.
03:35And it won't be awarded based on brown-nosing, boot-licking, or cupcake-making.
03:40That about covers all your moves.
03:42My decision will be made solely on talent, experience, and who irritates me the least.
03:47Oh, crap.
03:48And that's why, stand up, Amy.
03:50Amy, I've chosen Susan Delfino.
03:57Sit down, Amy.
03:58How's fun?
03:59Me?
04:00Meet me at five tomorrow.
04:01We'll discuss your duties.
04:02Thank you so much.
04:04I'm so grateful.
04:06But could we make it 5.15?
04:07My son has soccer practice.
04:08I have no kids.
04:10And he's not very good, so he won't be going.
04:12See you at five.
04:13Hey, babe.
04:21How you doing?
04:22Fine.
04:24Good.
04:26Great.
04:28Glad to hear it.
04:37Would you like your own cup?
04:39Oh.
04:40Sorry.
04:43Just, that night really scared the hell out of me.
04:46Scared me, too.
04:48Yeah, but you haven't done anything about it.
04:50I thought you were going to check out an AA meeting.
04:52Gabby, I'm not an alcoholic.
04:53Tell that to the cab driver who helped me carry you inside the house.
04:56Fine.
04:57If it will keep your fingers out of my coffee, I'll go to a meeting.
05:03I love you.
05:05We're going to get through this, okay?
05:09Oh, and do me a favor.
05:10If it turns out you are an alcoholic, I promise you won't be one of those whiny ones.
05:25God, you want a chain?
05:26Hey, sweetie, how was your dad's?
05:34It was fun.
05:34Good.
05:36Look, it's my Halloween costume.
05:39I'm going to be a swan.
05:40Yeah, right.
05:41How about you be something mommy can actually make, like a ghost or a 13-year-old American teenager?
05:46You don't have to make it.
05:48Jane said she would.
05:49Of course she did.
05:53Well, I should go thank her for helping me to parent you.
06:00Jane, it's okay.
06:01You don't have to stay in the car.
06:04Or maybe you should.
06:06I mean, I don't want to show you up with my fancy sweats.
06:08Oh, stop.
06:09You look great.
06:10Look, I think it's sweet that you volunteered to help Penny make her costume.
06:13Yeah, I hope I didn't overstep.
06:15You know, it's just before medical school I dabbled a bit in fashion design.
06:18Oh, of course you did.
06:20It's nothing.
06:20A couple of semesters in Paris.
06:23Ah, Paris, c'est la plus belle vie du monde, non?
06:25Oui, oui, oui, yes.
06:27She's teaching me.
06:29Of course she is.
06:31Anyway, making Penny's Halloween costumes is sort of a mother-daughter tradition.
06:37Since when?
06:38Since always.
06:41Actually, I started it already.
06:43And I don't want to oversell, but it's going to be pretty great.
06:45I'm sorry she didn't say anything.
06:47I'm sure she didn't want to hurt your feelings.
06:49Well, if you change your mind, it's really no trouble.
06:52I've already made a bunch of costumes for the kids in the cancer ward.
06:58Of course she did.
07:02Oh, God, you're closing the curtains.
07:04This can't be good.
07:04It isn't.
07:05I just heard the details of Ben's latest real estate project.
07:08Mom!
07:09Oh, Connie, not right now.
07:10We're talking.
07:10You told me to try my costume.
07:13You said you'd fix the yoke.
07:15Oh, this will take two seconds.
07:20Celia's going is bacon.
07:21This works a lot better when we're together.
07:24So, what were you guys talking about?
07:26Um, I was just telling your mother a very scary Halloween story about these four witches who buried a monster deep in the woods.
07:37Cool.
07:38And after they buried the monster, they went on with their lives until this big, frightening real estate developer came along and decided to build condos right where the monster was buried.
07:46Ow!
07:48Oh!
07:49Sorry, Celia.
07:50Are you sure?
07:51Yeah, witches always lie.
07:52Not this witch.
07:53Well, I think one of those witches better go see what she can do to kill the project.
07:57How?
07:58I don't know.
07:59It's your story.
08:00Fine!
08:05Yeah, that actually was kind of a lame story.
08:08It wasn't even scary.
08:10Trust me, honey.
08:11It was really, really scary.
08:15Oh.
08:16Hi.
08:28Sorry I've been AWOL for the past two weeks, but that's only because I...
08:31I'm sorry.
08:32Have we met Ben, is it?
08:35I know, I know.
08:36I've been swamped getting my new project underway.
08:38But I want to make it up to you.
08:41How?
08:41Tomorrow night, my place, dinner for two.
08:44Cooked by one.
08:45Tomorrow's Halloween.
08:48So?
08:48It'll be fun.
08:49We can pass out candy to trick or treat us.
08:52And then maybe later we can trick a little treat-a-vara.
08:55I don't know where I was going with it.
08:59All right.
09:00You want a date with me?
09:01Yeah.
09:02Beg.
09:04Excuse me?
09:05On your knees, soldier.
09:07Renee, dear, sweet, horrible girl, would you do me the honor of dining with me on the morrow?
09:23I would.
09:24Was that really necessary?
09:28It was for me.
09:30I had to make sure I wasn't rolling over for a guy with a bald spot.
09:40Intern Susan Delfino reporting for duty, sir.
09:43I was wondering how long it might take me to regret this.
09:46Wait.
09:47I just want to say how honored I am that you chose me.
09:50It's nice to know that when the history of art is written, there'll be one small footnote with my name on it.
09:55Susan, Jasper, Jasper, Susan.
10:02I'll pick him up Monday night.
10:04I don't understand.
10:05He's my son.
10:06You're watching him for the weekend.
10:07My ex says he's deathly allergic to tree nuts, cats, something else I can't remember.
10:13Wait a minute.
10:14So you have a son?
10:17Somebody married you?
10:18Briefly.
10:19I was young and needed money.
10:20She was rich and wanted a child.
10:21And now one weekend a month, Jasper and I spend some quality time together.
10:26See you Monday.
10:27Oh, wait a minute.
10:28Um, so that's what this is.
10:30I'm just a glorified babysitter.
10:33No, no, no.
10:34As per school policy, we're calling it an internship.
10:38That way I don't have to pay you.
10:49So, Jasper, looks like it's just you and me.
10:52What are you reading?
10:53Tips for surviving a nuclear attack.
10:56The people of Nagasaki never saw it coming.
10:59Know how they feel.
11:08So, Ben and I are having sex tomorrow.
11:11Ew, not in front of my kid's costume.
11:13Sorry.
11:14It's our first time.
11:15It's kind of a big deal.
11:16First time?
11:17I thought sex was like shaking hands for you.
11:18It is.
11:19I like to get it over with early so there's no pressure.
11:22But with Ben, there's been all this buildup, so...
11:27Pressure?
11:28Yeah.
11:29I like him a lot.
11:32And I want our first time to be great.
11:34That's sweet.
11:35That's why I got some sex drugs in Chinatown.
11:40Less sweet.
11:42Woman love fluid.
11:44I gotta put some tape over that.
11:45Does this stuff work?
11:46Even if all it jacks up is my confidence, that is good enough for me.
11:50Okay.
11:51What do you think?
11:52This looks like a cat.
11:54Right?
11:58Sure.
11:59After it's passed through a coyote.
12:01What is going on?
12:02You always go for easy costumes.
12:04Didn't you once staple math tests to Penny's jeans and center out as smarty pants?
12:09Yes, but this year Tom's new girlfriend offered to make Penny's costume, so I, of course, said I would.
12:15Damn, why is there no Chinese costume fluid?
12:18Well, you're in luck.
12:19I have a friend in New York that is a costume designer and he has three Tony Awards.
12:24And he'll make my kid's cat outfit?
12:26Sadly, he'll do anything for cash.
12:28He's a huge coke head.
12:30That means he'll do it fast, too.
12:32That's great.
12:34I mean, for us.
12:36Poor guy needs help.
12:37My thoughts and prayers are with him.
12:39Hey, there.
12:44If you're here for the meeting, it just ended, as I'm sure you can tell by the massacre at the donut box.
12:50Actually, I was just really looking to talk to somebody.
12:55Well, I'm Alan.
12:57Carlos.
12:58Why don't you tell me what's going on with you, Carlos?
12:59Come on here.
13:01Okay.
13:04I had a little incident a few nights ago.
13:08Got loaded and I left the house and I don't remember doing it.
13:18It blacked out, huh?
13:20I'm so jealous of you guys.
13:22I was always cursed with total recall of every horrifying second of my benders.
13:26So, how often does this happen?
13:30It doesn't.
13:32I usually don't drink that much, just lately.
13:34Yeah?
13:35So, what's lately?
13:37I don't know.
13:39Two months, maybe?
13:40Something happened two months ago?
13:42You lose your job?
13:43Did your wife leave you?
13:45Dog die?
13:45Okay.
13:45No.
13:51Nothing I can think of.
13:53Hmm.
13:54Because usually this sort of thing is triggered by some kind of traumatic incident.
13:58You know, I don't think this was such a good idea.
14:00Hey, I wasn't trying to pry.
14:02Alan, thanks, but I've really got to be going.
14:05It was good meeting you, Carlos.
14:05Listen, if you ever want to talk, here's my cell.
14:10Day or night, I'll pick up.
14:14Appreciate it.
14:15Luck to you.
14:35Great.
14:49Well, is everything all right?
14:51I just saw some miscreants throwing eggs at your house.
14:54I tried to run over and catch them, but I was too late.
14:58That's probably some kids warming up for Halloween.
15:01No, it wasn't kids.
15:02And they shouted something unpleasant about real estate developers, including an anti-Australian slur.
15:09I've never heard an anti-Australian slur.
15:12What was it?
15:13I'd rather not repeat it.
15:15The point is, there seems to be some strenuous opposition to the Chapman Woods development,
15:20and as your liaison, I think you should consider relocating it.
15:23All right.
15:25Let me consider it.
15:27Nah, screw them.
15:29Excuse me?
15:30I've already sunk $100,000 into moving this project from Hawkins Lake.
15:34There's no way I'm doing it again.
15:36Well, what happened at Hawkins Lake?
15:41We're all set to go.
15:43Bulldozers at the ready.
15:44And then the environmental impact study turns up five endangered yellow-spotted frogs.
15:50Frogs?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Those slimy little bastards are now the proud owners of 50 acres of waterfront real estate.
15:55I'm just curious.
15:58Have you had your environmental impact study in Chapman Woods yet?
16:02Tomorrow.
16:03But I'm not worried.
16:04My guys have been over every inch of it.
16:06Not a miserable amphibian in sight.
16:10Yes.
16:11And I can't imagine that would change overnight.
16:13We actually stopped a construction project for a frog?
16:25If it's an endangered yellow-spotted frog, they will.
16:27Now come on, help me find some.
16:29Ah, things creep me out.
16:32You know that story where the princess has to kiss the frog, turn him back into a prince?
16:36So not worth it.
16:36I don't care how rich his dad was.
16:38Yeah, but you know where they don't have frogs?
16:40There's prison, which is where we're going to be if we don't plant some at Ben's construction site.
16:44Fine, I'll help.
16:46Oh, God.
16:50Oh, is that one?
16:52Does he have spots on his legs?
16:53He has to have spots on his legs.
16:55Well, you're good with craft.
16:55You can stencil some on later.
16:57Ah!
16:58Ah!
16:59Damn it.
17:00This is more of a boys thing.
17:02Why isn't Carlos here?
17:04Because I didn't tell him about the construction.
17:06What?
17:06Why not?
17:07Because he's got a lot on his plate right now.
17:09Oh, or actually in his glass.
17:12He's been drinking a lot.
17:15Really?
17:16Do you want me to speak to him?
17:17No, no.
17:18He's been going to AA meetings.
17:20I said he met a great sponsor.
17:21He's doing fine.
17:22I certainly understand what he's going through.
17:24It's kind of a miracle that I've stayed sober through all of this.
17:28Don't go.
17:29There's one fire fight.
17:33Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:34Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:36This is going to be a long day.
17:44So, you want to play some video games?
17:47That's original.
17:51Okay, um, something more creative.
17:55You want to carve a jack-o-lantern?
17:56I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
18:02Only 36 hours to go.
18:0437.
18:05He's always late.
18:08I am the candy bot 3000.
18:11Please give candy.
18:13Oh, MJ, you look amazing.
18:16I mean, I am mom bot 3000, costume approved.
18:21You guys sound stupid.
18:24Your insult does not compute.
18:27Shut up!
18:28Nobody cares about being a dumb robot!
18:29Hey, what's going on?
18:50I just hate all this Halloween stuff.
18:52How can you hate a holiday that's all about dressing up and getting free candy?
18:57It's the best day of the year.
19:04Jasper, does your dad not let you celebrate Halloween?
19:07He says it's for kids.
19:10You do know you're a kid, right?
19:13Okay, that's it.
19:19You and your father are coming trick-or-treating with us.
19:23I'll never go for that.
19:25Oh, you just let me talk to him.
19:27I can be pretty persuasive.
19:29I'd rather stick a knife in my eye.
19:32Oh, come on.
19:32Your son is dying to go trick-or-treating.
19:34It's just a couple hours.
19:36Until they deliver this painting, it's the only thing I care about.
19:40That and a cigarette.
19:42Don't look at this.
19:43It's not done.
20:06Gabby, will you stop with a sanitizer?
20:08Your hand's going to slide right off the wheel.
20:09I can't help it.
20:10I can still feel those slimy things crawling through my fingers.
20:14Speaking of which, how come I don't hear anything moving in that box?
20:17Shouldn't they be croaking or something?
20:19Maybe they're resting.
20:20Or dead.
20:21You don't think they're dead, do you?
20:24Oh, God, don't bring that in the front seat.
20:27I don't hear anything.
20:30All right.
20:32I'm trying to remain calm.
20:33Please tell me those are your long-webbed fingers on my arm.
20:38Gabby, do not panic.
20:47Stay calm!
20:47Stay calm!
20:49Panic!
20:50What's the road?
20:50No, God!
20:51I think it's on my leg!
20:52Stop squirming!
20:53I'm trying to get the leg back on!
20:55Get on me!
20:56Careful!
20:56Oh, it's crawling under the brake pedal!
20:58Not anymore!
20:59Oh, no!
21:01Oh, no!
21:02Oh, no!
21:04Oh, they're getting away!
21:06They're so fast!
21:07What the hell could endanger them?
21:09No!
21:10Detailing is never going to get that out!
21:11We're so screwed!
21:26Will you please stop saying that?
21:28In 12 hours, those bulldozers are going to break ground.
21:30I think the phrase, we are so screwed, cannot be said enough.
21:32There must be something we can do.
21:34They're going to find Alejandro's body.
21:36They'll do an investigation.
21:37They'll learn he's my stepfather.
21:40Unless?
21:41Unless what?
21:45There's no body to be found.
21:58Mom, I need my cat costume!
22:00Dad and Jane will be here soon!
22:02I'm just putting on the finishing touches!
22:04The tracking number is J-H-K-W-R-X-A.
22:08I'm not sure why the tracking numbers are all letters,
22:10but it's your system, so...
22:12Oh, forgive me!
22:12Here he is!
22:15Hey!
22:16Up here!
22:17Up here!
22:18Don't!
22:18Don't ring the doorbell!
22:19I just put my baby down for a nap!
22:21Toss the package up here!
22:23I'll catch it!
22:24I have three sons!
22:24Come on!
22:25I can't wait any longer!
22:38I can't wait any longer!
22:43Let me see!
22:43Finished!
22:45All yours!
22:47Thank you, Mom!
22:47I can't believe you made this all by yourself!
22:50Mrs. Scabo!
22:51I need a signature!
22:53Let's go try it on!
22:54Oh, come on!
22:55Go, go!
22:55I'm just saying, you are one good wig away from being a fantastic, cowardly lion.
23:05Drop it, witch.
23:07Just say it for me once.
23:09I do believe in spooks.
23:10I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
23:12Look, I'm only here because you kidnapped my painting.
23:14The ransom was two hours of trick-or-treating.
23:16No costume, no chick-chat.
23:18All I'm doing is counting the minutes till I can get back to work.
23:20Score, check it out!
23:24They had giant peanut butter cups!
23:26Nice going, sweetie.
23:28I got a chocolate bomb.
23:30Want some?
23:30No thanks, pal.
23:31What I want is to go.
23:33But we've only done half the street.
23:36Okay, well, I'll tell you what.
23:37What if we leave now and I'll give you 20 bucks you can buy all the candy you like?
23:40Your father's just messing with you.
23:42Right on ahead.
23:43I promise I'll go fast, Andre.
23:47He calls you on.
23:48Well, yeah, I'd prefer it.
23:49Dad isn't an accurate characterization of our relationship.
23:54He's your son.
23:56He's her son.
23:58Biologically, he's yours.
24:00Ontologically, he's getting in the way of my work.
24:01Well, psychologically, you're a freaking sociopath.
24:04Do you see how desperately that boy is trying to connect with you?
24:08And you do everything you can to push him away.
24:10I'm not interested in the relationship.
24:14Tough.
24:15He's not a novel you can just toss aside if it's boring.
24:19Or a painting you've just walked past because it's not interesting.
24:23He's a person with feelings.
24:25Okay, just keep going.
24:27This is really making the time fly by.
24:28I have spent the last few weeks trying to get you to like me.
24:35And I just realized something.
24:37I don't like you.
24:38You're painting us in the utility closet next to your classroom.
24:44Go take care of your masterpiece.
24:47I'll take care of your son.
24:48Thank you for letting me tag along trick-or-treating.
24:58Chloe's 20 now, so I'm nostalgic for things like this.
25:00Aw, you're lucky.
25:01My older kids are 20 as well, but this one kept knocking me up,
25:05so now I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
25:07So is Penny ready?
25:12Because we've got to get to the McAllister's before they run out of popcorn balls.
25:15She's just putting on her costume that I sewed with my hands,
25:19and I'm pretty proud of it.
25:21Mom!
25:23This is amazing!
25:26Look, I'm a kitten with a whip.
25:29Meow!
25:30Meow!
25:30This is just in case she's attacked by dogs.
25:36You're proud of this?
25:39Yep.
25:40I thought it was cute.
25:42Yeah.
25:43If she's trick-or-treating for dollar bills, it's completely inappropriate.
25:47Honey, go back upstairs and see if you can find those smarty pants.
25:50Do I have to?
25:54Penny, are you sure you put the whole costume on?
25:57I think so.
25:58There wasn't a skirt that went with it,
26:00because I'm pretty sure a skirt was a part of that pattern, right?
26:04Yeah, yeah, there was.
26:07Well, I bet I could help you find that skirt your mom made.
26:12I bet you could.
26:15Come on!
26:16I bet you can do it at once.
26:19I don't know.
26:49I don't know.
26:59Trigger tree!
27:01Hold that thought.
27:11Trigger tree!
27:13Amazing costumes.
27:15Now get me with your hook.
27:17Look at you. Aren't you the prettiest little princess in the whole world?
27:25Now, let's see if we can find something fun-sized for me to enjoy.
27:29Is it hot in here?
27:43I think so.
27:45I don't think so.
27:47Maybe I should take off a layer.
27:51You all right?
28:03I'm not sure.
28:05There's a tightness in my throat.
28:07Yeah, and your eyes look a little glassy.
28:11You sure you're okay? We could do this another night, you know.
28:13No, no, no. I'm fine, really.
28:17Now, get over here, big man.
28:21What about the house with the spiderwebs and the bats? That didn't scare you?
28:33Nah, it takes a lot more than that to scare me.
28:37Ah!
28:39How did you get in here?
28:41This is under the mat. It's a great hiding place, by the way.
28:43Hadn't he stumped for a good four seconds.
28:45Mommy?
28:47Can we go trade candy?
28:49Well, you'll have to ask Jasper's Andre.
28:53Yeah, it's fine.
28:55All right.
28:57I thought you were gonna finish your painting.
28:59I will.
29:01But I was thinking about what you said.
29:03And you realized the error of your ways and came to tell me that?
29:05Oh, God.
29:07Is that how things work in your world?
29:09Look, I get you don't like me. Most people don't.
29:13I've learned to live with that mainly by not caring.
29:17Oh, I think you care.
29:19I swear to God I don't.
29:21You have to understand, Susan, my work is always gonna come first.
29:25Even before Jasper?
29:27That's what I was getting to.
29:29I heard what you said. He is my son.
29:31And I'm gonna try to be a better dad.
29:35Well, I bet it'll make you a better painter.
29:37I bet it won't.
29:39You need to know something about being a true artist.
29:43This gift, this curse, whatever it is,
29:47it consumes you and blots out everything else.
29:50Friends, family, everything.
29:52I would never let that happen to me.
29:56You may not have a choice.
30:00Trade car!
30:10That's weird. They didn't even wait for the candy.
30:14How's dinner coming?
30:16Oh, it's just about. Oh my God, what happened to you?
30:18What?
30:20You need to see a doctor.
30:22Oh, over this little rash. Don't be silly.
30:24Now, stand still. Stop running in circles.
30:26I'm not moving.
30:28Oh, that's not good.
30:30On second thought, I'm not really feeling very...
30:32Oh, okay. Okay.
30:34Definitely time for a doctor.
30:36Almost finished.
30:38Wow. From cat house to house cat.
30:40In ten minutes, you could do this professionally.
30:42You mean like the person who made it?
30:44Yeah. I may have slightly over-exaggerated my sewing skills.
30:46I may have slightly over-exaggerated my sewing skills.
30:48I'm not really feeling very...
30:50I'm not really feeling very...
30:52...was being ugly.
31:01Almost finished.
31:04Wow.
31:04From cat house to house cat.
31:05In 10 minutes you could do this professionally.
31:07You mean like the person who made it?
31:10Yeah, I...
31:11...may have slightly over-exaggerated my sewing skills.
31:16I guess I was feeling hmmm.
31:20This is new for me.
31:21It's new for me, too.
31:22You're going to bust me?
31:24We're trying to look good.
31:26Lynette, when my husband left me for our Swedish au pair, I went out and bought my daughter a car.
31:31She is 13.
31:33Well, then it's official.
31:35You're better at everything, even bribery.
31:37Please.
31:38You had a career and raised five kids.
31:40I could barely keep it together with one.
31:41Who says I kept it together?
31:43I think you're doing pretty great.
31:45You're smart, confident.
31:47In fact, this might sound a little weird, but you seem like the kind of person I could be friends with.
31:55It doesn't sound weird.
31:57Before, when you saved my ass out there, that was the kind of thing a friend does.
32:03Happy out.
32:08Then...
32:08Can I ask you to help me with something else?
32:13Sure.
32:14You think maybe you could stop trying to take my husband away from me?
32:19What?
32:20Your marriage ended.
32:22You know what this feels like.
32:25Whoa, that's not fair.
32:27The circumstances were completely different.
32:30Maybe they were, but you still know how it hurts.
32:34So I'm asking you, please, back off.
32:38Okay?
32:40You think I'm going to give up on him just because you can't accept your marriage is over?
32:44We have five kids.
32:48One of them is just a baby.
32:49I'm not letting my husband go without a fight.
32:51Well, according to Tom, you're always looking for a fight.
32:55My ex was like that, too.
32:57You know, when you find somebody who isn't, you want to hang on to them.
33:08You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:09You should give this to Penny.
33:14Okay, the girls are asleep.
33:20Listen for the doorbell in case there's some late trick-or-treaters.
33:22I know the drill.
33:24Oh, and don't wait up for me.
33:26I'll be late.
33:27We're taking Lynette out for a drink.
33:29Oh, sorry.
33:31I'm fine, Gabby.
33:32It's just her first holiday without Tom and the kids.
33:35So we want to give her a fun night out.
33:37You know, to boost her spirits.
33:40Bye.
33:40We're digging up the body tonight?
33:47We have no choice.
33:48Ben's bulldozers start tearing up the woods tomorrow morning.
33:51Where are Carlos and Susan?
33:53Carlos is not in a good place right now.
33:55I didn't want to freak him out.
33:56And Susan has done nothing but freak out, so it's just us.
33:58Come on.
33:59Oh, okay.
34:02Hey, I can't believe this.
34:05We're getting rid of a dead body again.
34:07I know.
34:08I'm so sorry.
34:09No, I just spent the evening with my husband's new girlfriend.
34:11This doesn't sound so bad.
34:19How are you feeling?
34:21Better.
34:23They gave me a shot of cortisone.
34:25The doctor said it was something I ate.
34:27Maybe strawberries or nuts.
34:30Really?
34:31You told me it was the woman love fluid.
34:35Okay, goodbye.
34:36Nice knowing you.
34:37I mean, you do know you're not supposed to roofie yourself, right?
34:40Go away.
34:41I don't get it.
34:47Why would you take something like that?
34:51Because I wanted tonight to be special, okay?
34:54And because I haven't been with anyone since my divorce.
35:03You...
35:03When I moved here, you offered me sex before you even knew my name.
35:07Well, yeah, but that was before...
35:09Can I put the sheet back on?
35:13That was before I realized how much I like you.
35:20Well, I like you, too.
35:23Would you like some company under there?
35:39Trick-or-treats.
35:57Trick-or-treats.
36:01Uh, so this is the part where you give me candy?
36:03Trick-or-treats.
36:33I don't know about this.
36:44Whatever happened and never returned to the scene of the crime?
36:47She's got a point.
36:48We just need to do this in the most efficient manner possible.
36:53Find the grave, dig up the body.
36:54Sounds easy so far.
36:55Wrap it in a tarp, weigh it down with some bricks and toss it in the lake.
36:59I have all the supplies in my trunk, along with clean towels, hand sanitizer, and breathing masks.
37:04In case the stench is overwhelming.
37:13Anyone want to guess what a corpse looks like after two months on the ground?
37:17Oh, yeah.
37:19Is it just bones, or is there, like, other stuff, too?
37:23Shh!
37:24Did you hear something?
37:26Yeah.
37:26What is that?
37:28Hey!
37:29We're there!
37:30Come on, what was that?
37:31I don't know.
37:31What do we do?
37:32Run.
37:33Okay!
37:34No!
37:34Just let him!
37:35I don't know.
38:05Where'd he go? Is he gone?
38:22For now, we've got to hurry.
38:24I think Raposa recognizes this area.
38:26God, this is creeping me out.
38:27Well, it doesn't help that it's Halloween.
38:29Let's just dig him up and get this over with.
38:31Okay.
38:33Gabby?
38:34Lynette?
38:35Oh, my God.
38:47Ladies.
38:49Ladies.
38:51Bree.
38:55Paranoia.
38:58It's the irrational feeling that the whole world is against you.
39:03No.
39:03But it's no longer paranoia when you discover that someone really is out to get you.
39:14Let's do it.
39:15Oh, my God.
39:16Oh, my God.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:18What?
39:19Oh, my God.
39:20What?
39:21That's what Coca-Cola.
39:26I just want to get you.
39:27I just want to get you coming back.
39:29This scene is in theburys.
39:29I just want to get you in the� power.
39:31I just want to get you.
39:32I just want to get you out to the card.
39:33I just want to get you out to the card.
39:34Even for other people, I just want to take you out.
39:36I'm just gonna get me out.