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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, the riot left victims in its wake.
00:06Do I need a transplant?
00:07You need to come to terms with the reality of what's happened to you.
00:10We'd like to know where exactly you were when your husband was shot.
00:13My wife is the one person on that backstabbing street that I can trust.
00:16So what am I supposed to do? Just pretend Grace doesn't exist?
00:19Yes.
00:20Gabby's biological daughter was erased, and she struggled to cope.
00:24I slept with Tom.
00:26And Lynette learned the truth.
00:30Tom Scavo had a 20-year-old secret.
00:35He had once slept with his wife's best friend.
00:40Tom felt it no longer mattered.
00:44But his wife, who had just learned this secret, felt differently.
00:49That's why she had decided to punish him.
00:54And torture him.
00:59And humiliate him.
01:06Lynette planned to tell her husband she knew.
01:12But first, she was determined...
01:16To have her revenge.
01:18What are my keys doing on the floor?
01:25Did my pants just rip?
01:27Yeah, you might want to go up and change.
01:29Wow.
01:30Thank God I wasn't going commando.
01:34I'm sorry you had to see that.
01:38Is that a seam ripper?
01:40Could be.
01:41Could be.
01:42I don't really so.
01:44Did you do something to Tom's pants?
01:50Lynette.
01:51It's just a thing I do whenever I find out he slept with one of my friends.
01:55Ugh.
01:56I knew I shouldn't have told you about us.
01:57But you did.
01:59So this is how you're getting back at him?
02:01Isn't it a little immature?
02:03My rage needs an outlet.
02:05And you gotta admit, it beats smashing his head in with a nine iron.
02:08Well, there is another option.
02:09You could tell him you know and deal with it.
02:11No.
02:12Well, why not?
02:13Because.
02:14Then he'll tell me he's sorry.
02:17And I'll cry and he'll cry and then I'll get over it.
02:21And I'm not ready to get over it.
02:25I have a lot of anger to work through before we sweep this under the carpet and move on.
02:29So, please don't tell him what I'm doing.
02:32But Lynette is...
02:33Come on.
02:34It's not like anybody's getting hurt.
02:35Tom, are you okay?
02:39Yeah, I slipped on something.
02:42Peanut butter.
02:44Those damn kids.
02:48Yes.
02:50Lynette Scavo had developed a taste for revenge.
02:54And she was finding it delicious.
03:05We pass by these people every day.
03:14We sense their isolation.
03:18But we just keep walking.
03:22Telling ourselves there's nothing we can do to help.
03:27Which we know is a lie.
03:29Hello, Reverend.
03:30Wonderful sermon today.
03:32Thank you, Bree.
03:33Do you have a moment?
03:34I need to talk to you about something.
03:35Sure.
03:36One of our parishioners is going through a personal crisis.
03:38She's in desperate need of a friend, someone to talk to.
03:41And you thought of me?
03:42I'm flattered.
03:43So, you wouldn't mind reaching out to this lost lamb?
03:45Oh, you are the very milk of human kindness.
03:47Now stop.
03:48I'm happy to help.
03:56Unless you're talking about Beth Young, in which case I'd rather shave my head and join the Hare Krishnas.
04:00Bree.
04:01I'm sorry, but she is married to the biggest lunatic in Fairview.
04:03He tried to destroy our neighborhood and she did nothing to stop him.
04:07Still, the Christian thing is to offer her solace.
04:09After all, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
04:13John chapter 8, verse 7.
04:15What about the righteous will be glad when they are avenged, when they bathe their feet in the blood of the wicked?
04:21Psalm 56, verse 10.
04:24If you do not forgive others their sins, your father will not forgive yours.
04:28Matthew chapter 6, verse 15.
04:30Whoever does not obey the laws of God must surely be punished by death or banishment.
04:34Ezra chapter 7, verse 26.
04:37Bree Van de Camp is shacking up with her boyfriend, Cynthia Thomas, pew 5, seat 7.
04:43Fine, I'll talk to her.
04:47But this is spiritual blackmail.
04:49I'm the man of God, Bree.
04:51I do what it takes to get the job done.
04:58Everything's delicious, Gabby.
05:00Thank you, I'm glad you guys could come.
05:02You know us, we never turn out a champagne brunch.
05:04Who said anything about champagne?
05:06I did.
05:07Come on people, we need some bubbly.
05:09We gotta celebrate.
05:10Celebrate what?
05:13Okay, it's kind of a long story.
05:15It all started last year.
05:17We're adopting a child.
05:18You were killing the moment.
05:20Meet Liza Hunter McDermott.
05:22Liza!
05:23Guess who lost that coin toss?
05:25She's beautiful.
05:27There was a two year wait for a baby, but we found this orphanage that had lots of older kids.
05:32So we figured, why not?
05:34She's 10 years old and if all goes well, she's ours next month.
05:40Well, we're really happy for you guys.
05:43Aren't we Gabby?
05:47Gabby, what's wrong?
05:48Nothing.
05:51I'm thrilled for you, really.
05:53Oh honey, we didn't even think with everything you've been going through.
05:56She's fine.
05:57It's just, I don't even know what Grace is or how she is or when I'm gonna see her again.
06:03Gabby!
06:07We didn't mean to upset you guys.
06:08It's fine.
06:10She's gone and now Gabby and I are moving on.
06:13And we've agreed not to talk about it because it is so painful.
06:18I'm sure you understand.
06:21Of course.
06:22So please, tell us more about your little girl.
06:24What is she like?
06:25Oh, you're gonna love her.
06:26I mean, she's so smart.
06:27It's so funny.
06:28The first time we walked in that room, there was this instant connection.
06:30We just knew she was ours.
06:33You know what?
06:34We should make a toast to little Liza.
06:36I'm gonna get that champagne.
06:48Look who I found.
06:49Julie.
06:50What are you doing here?
06:51I told you not to fly home.
06:52Oh, Mom, haven't you learned I don't listen to a word you say?
06:53Besides, they won't let you mail a major organ.
06:54I told you not to fly home.
06:55I told you not to fly home.
06:56Oh, Mom, haven't you learned I don't listen to a word you say?
06:57Besides, they won't let you mail a major organ.
06:58Oh, no.
06:59No, don't even think about it.
07:00You are not gonna be my donor.
07:02I told you not to fly home.
07:03Oh, Mom, haven't you learned I don't listen to a word you say?
07:20Besides, they won't let you mail a major organ.
07:22Oh, no.
07:24No, don't even think about it.
07:25You are not gonna be my donor.
07:27I did tons of research.
07:28They have these new surgical techniques.
07:30It's no worse than a belly piercing.
07:33Which I did not do.
07:35You know, the doctor did say that blood relatives are your best chance for a match.
07:38Honey, you are not going through the rest of your life with only one kidney.
07:41But, Mom.
07:42No.
07:43I'm going on the wait list.
07:44That could take years.
07:45You know, there is another option.
07:47Somebody who's close to you that loves you very much.
07:51We've been through this.
07:53You're not the right blood type.
07:55I meant your mother.
07:57My mother?
07:59Mike, I already lost my kidney.
08:01Now you want me to lose my mind?
08:02No, no, no, no.
08:03We are not asking her for a kidney.
08:06No, in fact, we're not even telling her about this.
08:09We're not?
08:10Of course not.
08:11If she heard one word about this.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Julie, what did you do?
08:16I'm sorry.
08:17You're hurt.
08:18I thought you'd want her to know.
08:19And she'll be here tomorrow.
08:21Oh, my God.
08:23I've got to get out of here.
08:25Unhook me.
08:26Unhook me.
08:27Susan, this is good.
08:28You need a kidney.
08:29She's got a kidney.
08:30For the rest of my life.
08:31How come you haven't visited?
08:32I gave you my kidney.
08:33Why won't you friend me on Facebook?
08:35I gave you my kidney.
08:36No, this is a nightmare.
08:37You owe me, Julie.
08:39Big.
08:40You're right.
08:41How about I give you a kidney?
08:44Bigger than that.
08:58Don't react.
08:59Good not reacting.
09:00What the hell are you doing back there?
09:02I can't let her see me talking to you.
09:04Who?
09:05Lynette, she knows.
09:07Knows what?
09:08About us?
09:09How?
09:10Who cares how?
09:11The point is she found out.
09:12Why hasn't she said anything to me?
09:14Oh, she's saying it.
09:15Your pants splitting open, falling down the stairs.
09:18Haven't you noticed you've been a little accident-prone lately?
09:21That was her.
09:22Mm-hmm.
09:23So she's responsible for my flat tire?
09:24Mm-hmm.
09:25The sardines in my gym bag?
09:27Yep.
09:28The gay porn in my PowerPoint presentation?
09:30My proudest moment.
09:31So she's just gonna keep on screwing with me?
09:33I mean, what else she got planned?
09:34I don't know, but she is one angry woman.
09:37Be careful.
09:38God knows what she'll do next.
09:41Ow!
09:42What the hell are you doing?
09:43Testing the brakes before I get on the highway.
09:50Hi.
09:51I haven't seen you out in a while, so I thought I'd stop by and see how you're doing.
09:56What do you really want?
09:58Um, well, I talked to Reverend Sykes yesterday and he tells me that you've been going through
10:04kind of a rough patch.
10:06You know, growing up, I didn't really have a lot of friends.
10:16We weren't a very social family.
10:19But I was never hated.
10:21Nobody hates you.
10:22But they hate my husband.
10:25Don't they?
10:26I just wish people could understand him.
10:31He is not a bad man.
10:32It's just his life has been so difficult.
10:34He went to prison for a murder he didn't commit.
10:38His wife killed herself.
10:40His son hates him.
10:42He's been through a lot.
10:47Well, I may not be able to convince people to like Paul, but there's no reason you should
10:52suffer for what he's done.
10:53I am having the girls over this week and I think it would be wonderful if you'd join us.
10:58Oh, that's very sweet.
11:02But I think we both know those women aren't going to want me there.
11:06Those women are my dear friends.
11:08Trust me, they'll be fine with it.
11:10And if they're not?
11:12Well, then I'll just have to twist some very dear arms.
11:20Okay, Mrs. Delfino, you're all hooked up.
11:22Where's my daughter?
11:23They said she was down here.
11:24Do you see her?
11:25Oh, God.
11:26Are you in pain?
11:27No, but I will be.
11:30Susan.
11:31Mom.
11:32Oh, my poor sick baby.
11:37Hello, Mike.
11:38Oh, honey.
11:40I have a surprise for you.
11:43One of your favorite things from home.
11:46Get in here.
11:47Oh, Aunt Claire.
11:51Aunt Claire.
11:52She figured I was cheaper than flowers.
11:55Sorry.
11:56Mike, you haven't met my aunt.
11:58She taught me how to make a Manhattan when I was eight.
12:01I had her up to old fashions by the time she was 12.
12:03And that's a difficult drink.
12:05She's like the bartender I never had.
12:07Oh, so sweetheart.
12:10Your mother tells me you have a deformed kidney?
12:13I told her not to sleep on her side.
12:18Well, we're hoping to find a donor very soon.
12:22Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
12:24I wonder who it'll be.
12:26You read all these stories, strangers brought together through life-threatening circumstances.
12:32Our best bet is a match within the family.
12:35Oh.
12:37Like Julie.
12:39No.
12:40MJ.
12:41He's nine, Mom.
12:43You don't take a kidney out of a nine-year-old.
12:45Well, it'd take care of that bed-witting problem, though, wouldn't it?
12:49You know, we were actually thinking that you might be a possible donor, Sophie.
12:57Oh.
13:01Oh.
13:02Oh.
13:04What do you mean, oh?
13:06Well, it's just...
13:08It's...
13:09I can't believe this.
13:13She's not gonna do it.
13:15Of course she wants to.
13:17It's just the timing of things.
13:20Morty and I are about to take a cruise for three months.
13:25A cruise?
13:26Non-refundable.
13:30And you won't even get tested.
13:34You know, we haven't even checked in at the hotel yet.
13:37Um, why don't we do that?
13:39Yes.
13:40Okay.
13:41In an hour or two.
13:42And if you're better, if you feel like it, maybe we'll take you shopping.
13:46Actually, I'm having my blood washed for the next six hours, but go.
13:50You two have fun.
13:51I've been working on the railroad all the live long days.
14:05I've been working on the railroad just to pass the time away.
14:10Time away.
14:20Hey there.
14:21Oh!
14:22Perfect timing.
14:23I made your favorite.
14:25Double fudge brownies.
14:27Well, I had a big lunch and I don't want any more pants ripping, so...
14:34No thanks.
14:35What are you talking about?
14:36You look great.
14:37Have one.
14:38It won't kill ya.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Maybe later.
14:41Are you sure?
14:42They're tasty.
14:43Ooh.
14:44Rawdies.
14:45Can I have one?
14:46Uh, no.
14:47Yeah, sure.
14:48Penny, have one.
14:49No!
14:50I mean, I don't want her to spoil her dinner.
14:53Besides, I made these for your dad.
14:55Oh, I can share.
14:56Here, Penny.
14:57Take it.
14:58Eat it.
15:00Oh, no.
15:01I can't.
15:02I can't.
15:03I can't.
15:04I can't.
15:05I can't.
15:06I can't.
15:07I can't.
15:08I can't.
15:09I can't.
15:10I can't.
15:11I can't.
15:12I can't.
15:13I can't.
15:14I can't.
15:15I can't.
15:16I can't.
15:17No!
15:20Aha!
15:23You guys are weird.
15:24What'd you put in there?
15:25Cayenne pepper?
15:26Drain cleaner?
15:27So Renee told you I am gonna kill her.
15:30Let's get back to how you're trying to kill me.
15:32Don't you dare act like the injured party here.
15:35You betrayed me.
15:36You had an affair.
15:37It wasn't an affair.
15:38It was completely meaningless.
15:40It was after we were engaged.
15:44Though we had broken up, remember?
15:46No, no.
15:47We were taking a break.
15:48Remember?
15:49Yes, we were fighting constantly.
15:50So we decided to spend some time apart to decide whether we were gonna get married or split up.
15:55Right!
15:56So I went to my mom's house to think about it.
15:58And I will never forget this.
16:00I was sitting in the kitchen.
16:01My mom was making a frittata.
16:03And I thought, oh, I should make that for Tom.
16:06And then it hit me.
16:07There might be no Tom.
16:09I might never see you again.
16:11And I had an epiphany.
16:13I didn't want a life without you in it.
16:18Yeah, I was at a crossroads and I chose the path that included you.
16:23And you know what kills me?
16:25While I was making that decision, you were off sleeping with my best friend.
16:30Oh, that was fun.
16:36I've been kinda down lately.
16:38And, well, nothing like a little retail therapy.
16:41Yes, I'd say you had a real breakthrough around the fourth shoe store.
16:44Please tell me Carlos isn't having an affair with a tiny, naked person.
16:54Celia!
16:55Juanita!
16:58Oh my God, what the hell are you doing?
17:00Playing with my new doll?
17:01Look, she can leap off cliffs.
17:03No, no!
17:05This is not your doll!
17:07And whose is it?
17:08I found it in your closet.
17:09Oh my God, where's her arm?
17:10Oh, for God's sakes.
17:15Celia, this is not a toy!
17:17Yeah, it is.
17:18No!
17:19It's not!
17:20It's something special that belongs to me!
17:22It is mine!
17:23And no one can take it away from me!
17:25I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing.
17:27Is everything okay in here?
17:29Mommy's mad because we played with her doll.
17:31Go to your room!
17:32Go!
17:33Both!
17:37Your doll?
17:38Of course it's not mine.
17:41It's a gift for Bob and Lee.
17:44They're adopting a little girl.
17:52Let me get your discharge papers and I'll be back to wheel you out.
17:57Hey, Mike's bringing the car around front.
17:59I will get your bag.
18:00Hey, what is that on your arm?
18:02Did you get a blood test?
18:04I just wanted to see.
18:05I wanted to see.
18:06I am not taking your kidney.
18:08Relax.
18:09I wasn't a match.
18:10But if I was and I didn't check, I never would have forgiven myself.
18:16Come here.
18:17You know, when you were growing up, sometimes I felt like I was just winging it.
18:30And then I see the incredible woman you've become and I know I did something right.
18:36Where's my daughter?
18:37Did they move her?
18:38I'm telling you, it's the other end of the hall.
18:39I'm here.
18:40Hello, sweetie.
18:41What are you doing?
18:42Well, you're getting discharged today and I came to help.
18:43Let me take that bag.
18:44No.
18:45I wouldn't want you to pull something and not be able to play shuffleboard on your cruise.
18:51Well, how about I take us all out for a nice lunch?
18:54I can't.
18:55I can't.
18:56I'm on a restricted diet.
18:57And MJ is waiting for me at home.
18:58I'd like to be there for my child.
18:59Come on.
19:00Let's go.
19:01Let me please push your chair.
19:03I'm good.
19:05Susie, I want to help.
19:06You do not get to help by pushing my wheelchair.
19:07You had your chance to help.
19:08Susan, be fair.
19:09No.
19:10No.
19:11I'm good.
19:12I can't get to help.
19:13I can't get to get my wheelchair.
19:14No.
19:15What?
19:16What?
19:17What?
19:18How about I take us all out for a nice lunch?
19:19I can't.
19:20I'm on a restricted diet.
19:21And MJ is waiting for me at home.
19:22I'd like to be there for my child.
19:23Come on.
19:24Let's go.
19:25Let me please push your chair.
19:26I'm good.
19:27Susie, I want to help.
19:29how could you refuse to even be tested my own mother julie couldn't wait to hand over one of
19:37her kidneys well there you go problem solved i wasn't a match that's not the point you only
19:44had a 15 chance of being a match that meant there was an 85 chance that i'd never know
19:49how little you cared about me i could have gone the rest of my life thinking you were a wonderful
19:54mother who had the wrong kind of kidney now wait a second here no no no clara it's okay
19:58i am sorry i disappointed you honey
20:05hey can we talk for a minute that depends are you alone
20:28yes then we can talk you want to come in that depends do you have beer yes then i'll come in
20:35i uh i need a favor i want you to let your mom off the hook no way i'm i'm done with her
20:47susan there were some things you don't know like what what could you possibly tell me
20:56that would excuse her behavior i am her daughter this is my hour of need and she's not even trying
21:02to help no i'm not going to forgive her for this ever she has cancer
21:09what breast cancer they caught it early and we'll see how it goes she's starting chemo next week
21:20what about the cruise that is the cruise that's the story we're telling because she didn't want you
21:28to know and that's why she can't give you a kidney why wouldn't she tell me this doesn't make sense
21:37you know mom i mean since when has she passed up a chance for attention exactly when she heard about
21:44what you've been going through she she decided no not this time she wasn't going to burden you
21:50and i jumped all over her
21:54i gotta go talk to her no no don't tell her you know why not susan please respect what she's trying
22:03to do here she's trying to make up for a lifetime of me me me let her
22:10oh dear this is why people should never let children play with dolls
22:18but don't worry i'll have princess valerie all sewn up and good as new by the end of the day
22:24thank you so much
22:26can i ask you something of course am i weird for being so attached to a doll
22:39i only bought her because i thought she was beautiful and she reminded me of someone
22:44but lately i'm starting to feel like i need her
22:50she calms me down when i get upset and i enjoy spending time with her
22:55the thought of leaving here without her is really upsetting
22:59that's crazy right come with me
23:04you know what you've been feeling is absolutely normal
23:11well tell that to my friend brie i was holding that doll and she looked at me like i was insane
23:16most people will never understand but i do
23:20let me introduce you to someone
23:23this is mrs humphreys i saw her in a window in a tiny shop in ohio and fell in love
23:33and the more time we spent together the more i got to know her story
23:37her story of course every doll has a story
23:43and it turns out mrs humphreys started her own business just like i did
23:48she has a music shop and she teaches piano
23:51and she told you that
23:55can't be dolls don't talk
23:58but even so mrs humphreys is always there for me
24:03you see her sister passed away around the same time mine did
24:08ever since
24:11she's brought me such happiness
24:16isn't it funny how a doll can do that
24:21and the best thing is
24:23they'll never leave you
24:25so
24:28what's your doll story
24:32i don't know
24:35oh of course you do
24:38tell me
24:42her name is princess valerie
24:51she's a princess
24:54but she wasn't always one
24:58really
24:59when she was born there was a mix-up and she was given to the wrong family
25:04nobody knew for a long time
25:10but then one day she
25:12finally found her way home
25:14from that day on
25:17princess valerie never left the palace
25:20her real mother kept her hidden away
25:24so no one would take her
25:27and they were never separated
25:31ever again
25:33i know i'm not sleeping in here tonight
25:40tonight
25:42oh look
25:44i'm unbelievably sorry about this
25:49i wanted to tell you so many times
25:54but i could never find the right moment
25:58really
25:59in twenty years of marriage there was never a lull in the conversation for you to say
26:05hey
26:06guess who i slept with
26:08when would have been a good time
26:11the day i found out you were pregnant with border and preston
26:16parker's first birthday party
26:19the morning that penny took her first steps
26:21we have had
26:25such beautiful moments together
26:28i i didn't want to ruin a single one of them
26:30i hope you can forgive me for this
26:42it would be a shame
26:48a shame if some meaningless encounter twenty years ago ruined
26:54this wonderful life that we have built together
26:57susan
27:19i'm sorry i didn't call first
27:21you're not busy are you
27:22i'm just packing
27:24my cab's gonna be here soon
27:26so
27:28you have time to talk
27:29sure
27:31i um
27:37i just
27:38wanted to apologize for yesterday
27:42no need
27:45this is
27:46a horrible time for you
27:49and you've got so much on your mind
27:51it's not that horrible
27:52and that the doctors are very optimistic
27:54that we're gonna find a donor
27:56i'm not worried
27:58i'm so relieved
28:02you know what the one good thing about having a health scare is
28:13no
28:15what
28:16makes you think about
28:18what the important things are
28:21that's very true
28:25we all think we all think that we're gonna be here forever
28:31that we have
28:32all the time in the world to say the important things but we don't
28:37why don't you and i ever tell each other how we feel
28:44we don't need to
28:47we know how we feel
28:50do we
28:51you're right
28:57you already know
29:01how much i love you
29:04and you already know
29:06that anytime i accomplish anything
29:09you're the first person i want to call
29:11because i love making you proud
29:13and you know that
29:15no matter how much you make me crazy
29:19part of me enjoys it because
29:23it reminds me that nobody else has a mom like you
29:27yeah
29:30i don't have to tell you that
29:33just like
29:37i don't need to tell you
29:39that my life began the day you were born
29:43it's been such a happy one
29:49are we lucky we already know those things
29:56yes
30:04yes i'll be right down
30:07miss
30:08you go and i uh
30:14i'll call you later
30:16okay
30:18you know one of these days i would
30:25i would like for us to take a little trip
30:27just the two of us
30:29oh
30:30i'd like that
30:31and we'll go someplace hot
30:33and just lay out
30:35and drink some daiquiris
30:37oh
30:37we'll
30:38absolutely do that
30:40just as soon as i'm
30:43done
30:43with my cruise
30:44yeah
30:50no offense penny but soccer's boring
30:57yeah it's as boring as
30:59actually there's nothing more boring
31:01you can tell us about it later
31:02but you have to go
31:03it's a playoff game
31:05they're the best team in the league
31:06i need your support
31:07who cares you guys suck anyway
31:09yeah they may suck but they still would have beaten parker's team
31:12hey presson uh how did the baseball team do senior year
31:14shut up
31:15at least i played
31:16oh
31:17that's true
31:18remember that time he struck out five times
31:20yeah
31:20by the third time the crowd started laughing
31:23yeah that was hilarious
31:24your last at bat
31:26the other team sat on their mitts
31:27ugh
31:28so embarrassing
31:28shameful
31:29come on you guys
31:32please
31:33i got stuff to do
31:34like what
31:35stare in the mirror and wait for the first mustache hair
31:38relax penny
31:41at least you won't have to share your snacks with us after the game
31:44okay fine
31:45don't go
31:46we're just messing with you
31:49we're going
31:51thank you
31:53yeah
31:54i'm even gonna drive you
31:56but i'm gonna warn you
31:58if you lose
31:59you're walking home
32:00oh please
32:01yeah i'm not driving losers in my car
32:02does that mean you're not taking presson
32:04here you go ladies
32:11wow
32:12oh pre that looks amazing
32:14thank you so much for putting this together
32:16it really feels like old times
32:17well you have been through so much
32:19and i
32:20wanted you to feel loved and embraced by all the people in this room
32:23and while i'm on the topic of embracing people
32:26i have invited our neighbor beth to join us
32:28cheese puff
32:28anyone
32:29beth young
32:32married to paul young
32:33the lady with the bad hair
32:35forget the hair
32:36her husband caused the riot
32:37which caused susan a kidney
32:39why would you do this brie
32:42i just felt sorry for her
32:44the poor woman has been shunned by everyone in this neighborhood
32:46because she's married to a monster
32:48so why should she have to suffer for the sins of her husband
32:51oh crap
32:53she's been talking to a priest
32:54may help us out
32:56tell her she's crazy
32:57actually i'm with brie
33:00please you've never given beth a chance
33:03and speaking as the other new kid on the block
33:06you guys are like the mean pretty girls
33:08who won't let anyone sit at your lunch table
33:10that is so unfair
33:11i'm glad it hurt
33:14okay that's beth
33:17no please ladies make an effort for me
33:19i'm actually excited
33:23i always wanted to be one of the mean pretty girls
33:24yeah i got a delivery for band camp
33:30oh how lovely
33:31i don't see a card
33:33who are they from
33:34uh it's me
33:36must be my boyfriend
33:38would you mind sending them over there
33:39i'll go get a tip
33:40is it her or can i wipe this fake smile off my face
33:44it's a delivery man
33:46someone sent me flowers
33:47was it the pope
33:49there you go thank you
33:54oh good you made it
33:58hello
33:59ladies beth's here
34:01you're sure this is okay
34:03it isn't gonna be awkward
34:05of course not
34:06the girls are delighted you're here
34:08we are gonna have a wonderful time
34:11that is a really good deal on potting soil
34:21yes
34:22well again i had a coupon
34:27that is fortunate
34:30maybe i should go
34:42no i know
34:42the evening has just gotten started
34:44i'm gonna need some help in the kitchen
34:46you you you and you
34:47now
34:48by the way i know somebody who can really help you with that hair
34:56renee
34:57what is wrong with you people you said you'd make an effort
35:04i am making an effort an effort not to tear out my deformed kidney and cram it down her throat
35:09yeah so beth's feeling a little lonely these days why is it our responsibility to make her feel loved
35:13okay look i didn't want to bring this up but let's talk about the last woman who was married to paul young
35:17a woman who was in pain and we ignored it if we really want beth to end up like mary alice
35:23we're back
35:29we've decided to kick this party up a notch
35:32oh lovely
35:33dad sit here
35:34we'll pour you some vino
35:36thank you
35:38is red okay because we have white too
35:40uh no red is fine
35:42what in the world
35:43somebody lose a gun
35:49oh my god
35:57what is that doing there
35:59brie
35:59no i keep all my weapons in a locker
36:02let me see that
36:03it's a 38 caliper
36:07the police said
36:09paul was shot with a 38
36:12i think i finally understand why you invited me over
36:21meaning
36:23i'm just thinking
36:24how convenient it is
36:26a gun
36:27that may have been used to shoot paul was under my pillow
36:30and now has my fingerprints on it
36:32hey i was sitting there before you were and i didn't feel any gun
36:37yeah speaking of convenient
36:39you're alone in the room
36:40we came back and suddenly there's a gun under the cushion
36:43where would i get a gun
36:44oh i don't know
36:46how about the one you pointed at me on halloween night
36:48you never told us that
36:49you mean the night you broke into my house and tried to kill my husband with a club
36:53you never told us that either
36:54i'm allowed to have a private life
36:57the point is
36:58she owns a gun
37:00just like the one that magically appeared when she was alone in the room
37:03you're all in on this
37:11you wanted to set me up
37:14i can't believe you would say that to me after i reached out to you
37:18well i think it's time i did some reaching out on my own
37:21i'm calling the police
37:33we don't have to get up early tomorrow
37:40so i was thinking maybe we could
37:44i still cannot believe that i fell for beth's act
37:47or we could talk about this some more
37:52she is just as twisted as that husband of hers
37:54and i am a fool
37:55you're not a fool
37:57you're a kind and generous person
38:00that's what i love about you
38:01that and the fact that you can go from
38:05mad to passionate
38:08in a heartbeat
38:09i suppose you do deserve some loving
38:15to those beautiful flowers you sent me
38:19at the risk of
38:23going to bed frustrated
38:25i didn't send you any flowers
38:29you didn't
38:31then where did they come from
38:33we pass by these people
38:41every day
38:42but we never look at them
38:44we don't want to see
38:48the sadness in their expressions
38:50the longing in their hearts
38:56the loneliness in their eyes
39:02but there are times we should stop and look at these isolated people
39:10why
39:12well
39:15if we look close enough
39:18we might
39:19just recognize them
39:22for those of us
39:23you
39:23you
39:28we
39:29you
39:31we
39:32we
39:38we
39:38we