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00:00:00You
00:00:03Previously on Desperate Housewives, Mrs. McCloskey had reached her limit.
00:00:06Five kids are tough enough, but your husband makes six. That's right, you're on the line.
00:00:12An old friend paid Adam a visit.
00:00:15Sylvia.
00:00:16Aren't you gonna invite me in?
00:00:18After you ruined my life? I don't think so.
00:00:21You should have told the truth about us.
00:00:24Mike got help
00:00:25from an unexpected source.
00:00:30Victor!
00:00:31Victor lashed out.
00:00:32Get up!
00:00:36And Carlos and Gabby.
00:00:38We need to ask you a few questions.
00:00:39Sorry, in case I don't remember anything.
00:00:42Finally met their match.
00:00:44I remember everything.
00:00:50It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:00:54Kids should have been playing in the park.
00:00:57Husbands should have been doing their chores.
00:01:02Women should have been tending their flowers.
00:01:05But at 2.26 that afternoon, a tornado came to Wisteria Lane.
00:01:14Bringing with it...
00:01:15Unbelievable...
00:01:18Destruction.
00:01:20Destruction.
00:01:22No one could have anticipated it.
00:01:27Especially given how the day started.
00:01:29I'm sorry, can you say that again?
00:01:36I don't think I heard you right.
00:01:37Carlos and I are back together.
00:01:40Gabby, you just got married.
00:01:42And some of us gave you very expensive wedding gifts.
00:01:45You want the fondue set back?
00:01:46Fine.
00:01:47But don't act like it cost a bundle,
00:01:48because it clearly didn't.
00:01:50I got you the fondue set.
00:01:52Oh.
00:01:53Right.
00:01:53It's nice.
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:01:56This is going to kill Evie.
00:01:57You would think so,
00:01:58but no such luck.
00:02:00That vindictive hag told Victor everything.
00:02:02Victor knows?
00:02:03Yeah.
00:02:03And seeing how he's the rich mayor of a small town
00:02:06with various thugs and cops at his disposal,
00:02:10Carlos and I thought it would be safer
00:02:12if we got the heck out of Dodge.
00:02:16You're leaving Fairview?
00:02:18Yeah, this afternoon.
00:02:20No.
00:02:21You can't be serious.
00:02:23Look, we'll be back someday.
00:02:26We just have to wait till this all blows over.
00:02:28I can't believe this.
00:02:30I know.
00:02:30This is a lousy way to say goodbye,
00:02:33and I'm sorry, but I don't have a choice.
00:02:37Do you guys have any idea
00:02:38how much I'm going to miss you?
00:02:41Hey, you heard the news?
00:02:43A tornado just hit Mount Pleasant,
00:02:45and they think we could get one, too.
00:02:47Y'all better head inside and start getting ready.
00:02:55Um, go.
00:02:56You guys go.
00:02:57Yeah, and we don't need to say goodbye anyway,
00:02:59because we're going to see you real soon.
00:03:01And everything will be just the way it was.
00:03:06Sadly, this was not to be.
00:03:09In four short hours,
00:03:11one of these women would lose a husband,
00:03:14and all of them would lose a friend.
00:03:18But how could they have known this?
00:03:20It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:03:25By noon that day,
00:03:39a tornado watch was in effect on Wisteria Lane,
00:03:42and every one of its residents was preparing for the storm.
00:03:46Everyone, that is,
00:03:48except Gabrielle Solis,
00:03:50who was more concerned about another storm on the horizon.
00:03:54Mayor Lang, recovering from his injuries,
00:03:57will reportedly be released from the hospital tomorrow.
00:03:59Until then, the deputy mayor will be coordinating Fairview's emergency response
00:04:02as the city remains on tornado watch.
00:04:04I turned off the gas and locked your car in the garage.
00:04:07I'm going to go grab my passport from the safe deposit box before they close the bank.
00:04:11What's wrong?
00:04:12They said Victor's getting out of the hospital tomorrow.
00:04:16Relax.
00:04:16We're going to be gone before they give him his last sponge bath.
00:04:19And remember,
00:04:19the accountant's dropping off the papers for my Cayman Island account.
00:04:22I can't deal with that right now.
00:04:23I'm packing.
00:04:23Gabby,
00:04:24those documents give us access to $10 million.
00:04:26Multitask.
00:04:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:29I told you just to pack the essentials.
00:04:31That's what I'm doing.
00:04:33Is that a boa?
00:04:36Carlos,
00:04:37if you were taking me somewhere where I don't need a boa,
00:04:38then I don't want to go.
00:04:43Fine.
00:04:44You could be a little bit more sensitive.
00:04:45I had to say goodbye to my friends today.
00:04:47Yes, I'm sorry.
00:04:49I should probably go over and say something to Edie.
00:04:51Like what?
00:04:52Rotten hell, you maggoty whore?
00:04:54That woman ruined our lives.
00:04:56If she had kept her mouth shut, we wouldn't be running away.
00:04:58I know, but I can't help feeling a little guilty.
00:05:01I mean, do you ever even think about what we did to Edie?
00:05:02Who cares?
00:05:04Thanks to her,
00:05:04I'm giving up my home, my friends, half my wardrobe.
00:05:07So do me a favor and never mention her name again,
00:05:10unless it's followed by the phrase,
00:05:11that conniving skank.
00:05:12You think you can do that?
00:05:29Hey, Lynette.
00:05:30Hi.
00:05:30Did you hear they declared a tornado watch?
00:05:33Scary, huh?
00:05:34Yeah, well, don't worry about me.
00:05:35I'm ready for anything.
00:05:35It's sweet of you to drop by, though.
00:05:37Oh, yeah.
00:05:38Well, you're welcome.
00:05:40Um, can we stay in your basement?
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Well, if this tornado watch gets upgraded to a warning,
00:05:48we're going to need a place to wait it out.
00:05:49Who exactly is we?
00:05:51We, me, Tom, the kids,
00:05:53that family you've come to know and love.
00:05:56All seven of you?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Well, first of all,
00:06:00I only love four of you.
00:06:02And second,
00:06:03I'll wait in hell.
00:06:05Mrs. McCluskey, please.
00:06:07It's a small basement, Lynette.
00:06:09I've already invited Ida over.
00:06:11We just want to play some cards
00:06:12and wait this thing out in peace and quiet.
00:06:14We can be quiet.
00:06:17Relative to the storm.
00:06:19Look, there's a shelter over at Third and Grove.
00:06:21Why don't you go over there?
00:06:22That's in the middle of Skid Row.
00:06:23You think I want my kids around a bunch of winos?
00:06:25Ida's off the wagon.
00:06:27It's not going to be much better here.
00:06:28I am asking you as a friend, please.
00:06:33You're not going to let this thing go, are you?
00:06:36Thanks.
00:06:36And don't worry.
00:06:37I'll have a talk with my kids.
00:06:39I promise they'll keep a lid on the destruction.
00:06:42Relative to the storm.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:49Dylan, we're fine.
00:06:51It's the tornado box.
00:06:52You know, we paid a lot of money for this class trip,
00:06:57and I want you to stay and enjoy it.
00:06:59Tell Julie I'll keep an eye on her mom.
00:07:06Gotta go.
00:07:17What the hell are you doing here?
00:07:19I just came to talk to Adam.
00:07:22I like your hair long.
00:07:24This is harassment.
00:07:26I will call the police.
00:07:27I don't think so.
00:07:29You'd have to tell them what happened with me and your husband.
00:07:32You don't want people knowing about that.
00:07:34In case you'd forgotten,
00:07:36Adam wants nothing to do with you.
00:07:38Oh, didn't seem that way yesterday.
00:07:44He didn't tell you I'd stop by?
00:07:47Uh-oh.
00:07:48I hope he's not starting to keep things from you.
00:07:51Again.
00:07:52Here, I brought you a few things in case there is a tornado.
00:08:03Wow.
00:08:04Tape, batteries, a radio.
00:08:06How'd you know I need this stuff?
00:08:08An educated guess.
00:08:09Hey, actually, since you're here,
00:08:11I was thinking that maybe it would be a good idea
00:08:14to tell Orson about Mike's, you know, drug problem.
00:08:18Good, because I already told him.
00:08:22You did? When?
00:08:23Last week.
00:08:24I was afraid that Mike might go to Orson for pills.
00:08:27I'm sorry, so Orson already knows about Mike?
00:08:32Did I do something wrong?
00:08:34No.
00:08:35No, you didn't do anything wrong.
00:08:37Thanks for the supplies.
00:08:38I don't believe a word you say.
00:08:45So you still don't think I slept without him?
00:08:48Of course not.
00:08:49Oh, well, let me paint a picture for you.
00:08:51Knee lying in his arms,
00:08:52him wondering out loud
00:08:53how he ended up marrying such a cold, hard bitch.
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:08Catherine, are you all right?
00:09:16I couldn't help noticing.
00:09:18Of course you couldn't.
00:09:21And everything's fine.
00:09:25Hi there.
00:09:44I don't mean to intrude,
00:09:45but are you all right?
00:09:47Not really.
00:09:48No.
00:09:53Would you like a nice cup of tea?
00:09:54The National Weather Service
00:10:03has extended the tornado watch
00:10:05to the Tri-County area.
00:10:07Funnel clouds have been spotted
00:10:08in the counties of Mansfield and Westchester.
00:10:10I can't believe you're being so nice.
00:10:12You don't even know me.
00:10:13Well, I know Catherine,
00:10:15and believe me,
00:10:16you're not the only person
00:10:17I've seen her reduce to tears.
00:10:19Did you see her spit on me?
00:10:21Yes.
00:10:22That was unfortunate.
00:10:23If you need any antibacterial soap,
00:10:26I...
00:10:26No, I'm good.
00:10:29So, um,
00:10:30why on earth
00:10:32would Catherine
00:10:32Catherine treat you so dreadfully?
00:10:35Oh, she's just mad
00:10:36because her husband's in love with me.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42I was one of his patients
00:10:43back in Chicago.
00:10:45From the moment we met,
00:10:47there was this intense passion.
00:10:50We tried to fight it,
00:10:51but we couldn't.
00:10:53Well, you're only human.
00:10:54I know he's miserable without me,
00:10:57even though she tries to pretend
00:10:59that they're happy.
00:11:00I mean, you're their neighbor.
00:11:02You think they're happy?
00:11:04Well, they seem...
00:11:05content.
00:11:07Well, they're not.
00:11:11It was just an observation.
00:11:13Yeah, a stupid one.
00:11:19Okay.
00:11:20This has been...
00:11:22lovely.
00:11:23We really should, um,
00:11:24do it again sometime.
00:11:26You think I'm making this up?
00:11:28We were lovers.
00:11:30I can prove it.
00:11:31He has a snake tattoo
00:11:32on his right shoulder.
00:11:34I licked it.
00:11:36Be that as it may,
00:11:37I really think you should go now.
00:11:39No one believes me.
00:11:40She has you all brainwashed.
00:11:45Sylvia, where are you going?
00:11:52Sylvia, you need to come out of there.
00:11:54Ask Adam.
00:11:54He'll tell you the truth.
00:11:55Well, Adam is not here,
00:11:57and there is a tornado coming.
00:11:59And as you may have gleaned
00:12:00from the batteries and bottled water,
00:12:01that bathroom is where we are planning
00:12:03on riding it out.
00:12:04So, would you please be a deer
00:12:06and come on out?
00:12:07Okay, Adam!
00:12:10And...
00:12:13Orson, we need to talk.
00:12:18Susan, I'm with a patient.
00:12:19Yeah, I can see that.
00:12:20Hi, I'm his neighbor.
00:12:22Cute shoes.
00:12:22Why the hell would you give Mike drugs?
00:12:25Uh, Mrs. Kowalski,
00:12:28we're gonna step out for just a moment.
00:12:30No, Nate, I'll be quick,
00:12:32because I'm sure you have a very good reason
00:12:33for giving Mike pills
00:12:34when you know that he has a drug problem.
00:12:36So, what is your very good reason?
00:12:44Okay, this may take a while.
00:12:45You might want to spit.
00:12:47Mike was having a lot of pain to shoulder.
00:12:50Oh, of course.
00:12:51And you know all about shoulder pain,
00:12:53being a dentist.
00:12:54I thought I was helping.
00:12:56By giving pills to an addict?
00:12:58Does it sound helpful to you, Mrs. Kowalski?
00:13:01Ah-ha.
00:13:02Finally, some sanity.
00:13:05Susan, you have to leave.
00:13:07Fine.
00:13:09But you know, if I find out
00:13:10that you have given Mike so much as a breath mint,
00:13:12trust me,
00:13:13there is not enough Novocaine in this office
00:13:15to numb the pain I will inflict on you.
00:13:27Hi, Miss Britt.
00:13:28Need some bottled water before the storm hits?
00:13:30Well, thanks, Jeremy.
00:13:3220 bucks.
00:13:34Hold it.
00:13:35You are price gouging right before a tornado?
00:13:37I was just trying to make some money.
00:13:40You really want to make some money?
00:13:42Go hit up Gabrielle Solis.
00:13:44She hasn't met a price tag she didn't like.
00:13:47I already tried.
00:13:48She and Mr. Solis are moving.
00:13:51Moving?
00:13:52Yeah, they're loading up their car and everything.
00:13:55They didn't tell you?
00:13:56Well, they probably didn't want a big emotional scene.
00:14:04Too bad.
00:14:05What was I supposed to do, Mike?
00:14:26Leave him in your truck?
00:14:27I'm not going to sit back and watch you spin out of control.
00:14:30Out of control?
00:14:31Have I ever missed a mortgage payment?
00:14:32What?
00:14:33Or disappeared for days on end or OD'd in an alley?
00:14:36No.
00:14:37I go to work every day.
00:14:38I help out around the house.
00:14:39I take care of you and Julie.
00:14:40What's the problem?
00:14:41What's the problem?
00:14:42Let's see.
00:14:43You lied to me.
00:14:44Uh, your drug dealer almost dated my daughter.
00:14:46You lied to me some more.
00:14:47And then I find out that you hit up my best friend's husband for more pills.
00:14:51You're blowing this out of proportion.
00:14:52And you're kind of yelling at me.
00:14:54Also a problem.
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:56I'm in pain.
00:14:57You might think you have things under control, but they're only going to get worse.
00:15:01And with a baby on the way.
00:15:03I'm sick of explaining myself.
00:15:04If I need a pill now and then, I'll take one.
00:15:06So where are they?
00:15:08I'm serious, Susan.
00:15:09Give them to me.
00:15:10Forget it.
00:15:11Hey, don't walk away from me.
00:15:12Susan.
00:15:13Let go of me.
00:15:14Ah!
00:15:14And we are now getting reports of two more tornadoes touching down outside Mount Pleasant.
00:15:28We can confirm six dead.
00:15:36My wife needs to be seen immediately.
00:15:38She's pregnant and she fell down the stairs.
00:15:40Any bleeding?
00:15:41Uh, no.
00:15:41Cramping?
00:15:42I think I just twisted my ankle, but I would like to get checked out anyway.
00:15:45Sure, but for non-emergency cases, it's going to be a long wait.
00:15:48Well, she's pregnant.
00:15:48Then make it an emergency.
00:15:50Sir, I'm sorry.
00:15:50You're just going to have to wait.
00:15:52It's okay.
00:15:54How could you not have told me Sylvia was here?
00:15:56I was trying not to upset you.
00:15:58Well, you failed.
00:15:59At least if you had warned me, I wouldn't have been blindsided when she shut up on our front lawn.
00:16:04I'm sorry.
00:16:05Look, I'll call the police.
00:16:06I'll get a restraining order.
00:16:07I'll do whatever it takes to get this woman out of our lives.
00:16:19Brie, hello.
00:16:20Hi, Catherine.
00:16:21Could I borrow Adam for a second?
00:16:24I have a situation on my hands.
00:16:32She's over there.
00:16:33First door on the left, and please hurry.
00:16:34What is she doing there in the first place?
00:16:38I saw her weeping.
00:16:39I wanted to help.
00:16:40You wanted dirt, and I'll bet she told you plenty.
00:16:43I can't help having a sympathetic face.
00:16:46Sylvia, I need you to come out here, okay?
00:16:50Adam, is that you, darling?
00:16:53Don't call him that.
00:16:55Catherine, I'm not coming out if she's here.
00:16:58I'm not leaving you alone with my husband.
00:16:59Just come out.
00:17:00I'll get rid of her.
00:17:02Ladies.
00:17:02What did she tell you?
00:17:22That she had an affair with Adam.
00:17:25Well, she didn't.
00:17:26She was this patient, pathetic, lonely woman.
00:17:32One day, for no other reason than sheer pity, he gave her a little kiss.
00:17:38Sylvia took this to mean that they were in love.
00:17:41And when Adam told her otherwise, she had a breakdown and accused him of sexual assault.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:50What did you do?
00:17:51We settled out of court.
00:17:54I wanted to fight it.
00:17:55But Adam was afraid of losing his license.
00:17:58Of course, we lost everything else.
00:18:00Our home, our savings, and our friends.
00:18:04So this is why you moved back to Fairview.
00:18:09It was supposed to be our first start.
00:18:15So.
00:18:18Now you know our dirty little secret.
00:18:20Well, Catherine, for what it's worth,
00:18:23I would have spit in her face, too.
00:18:26What's that noise?
00:18:36Is that the tornado?
00:18:38Of course, it's the scavos.
00:18:41Hey, we're here.
00:18:43I know.
00:18:44All right, guys, come on.
00:18:45Stick out to places.
00:18:47This is our spot.
00:18:47We called it.
00:18:48It's not going to spot this soon.
00:18:50Can't show.
00:18:50Hey.
00:18:51Hey.
00:18:52Hey.
00:18:54Ow, my wrist.
00:18:55I'm begging.
00:19:02Oh, it's all right.
00:19:03I'm going to get used to it.
00:19:04Come here.
00:19:05Give that to Mama.
00:19:06Hey, guys.
00:19:07Come on, now.
00:19:08Knock it off.
00:19:09Here you go.
00:19:10And first base, second base, third base, sit.
00:19:14We're going to have a nice, quiet tornado watch,
00:19:16and nobody's going to cause any problems.
00:19:18Is there a cat here?
00:19:19Oh, yes.
00:19:20I brought Toby.
00:19:22Woo!
00:19:25Was something wrong?
00:19:27I didn't realize there'd be a cat.
00:19:29Tom's really allergic.
00:19:31It sets off my asthma.
00:19:33Ida, is there any chance that we could put little Toby upstairs?
00:19:38Upstairs?
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39He'd be very safe.
00:19:40We could put him in a closet.
00:19:42Sure.
00:19:43Why don't we put Penny with him?
00:19:45Since it's safe.
00:19:46What?
00:19:49Toby is Ida's baby, Lynette.
00:19:51No.
00:19:52Toby's an animal, and my husband, a human being,
00:19:55will get very sick if he stays down here.
00:19:56So please, put the cat upstairs.
00:19:59Look, I invited Ida to come here.
00:20:01You I'm doing a favor for.
00:20:03If you're not happy with the accommodations,
00:20:04you're free to leave.
00:20:07May?
00:20:07I'll just stay over here.
00:20:09Maybe it won't get any worse.
00:20:10No, that's ridiculous.
00:20:12Karen, come on.
00:20:13Sorry, the cat stays.
00:20:23Knock yourself out.
00:20:31Are you okay?
00:20:32Yeah, I'm fine.
00:20:33I'm just worried about you.
00:20:34How long are they going to keep us waiting?
00:20:36You sure that's all it is?
00:20:40Hey!
00:20:40Hey, we were here way before these people.
00:20:42Sir, they're seeing everyone on an emergency basis.
00:20:44This woman is hemorrhaging.
00:20:46Danny, can you take her in?
00:20:47You got to see blood before you'll treat somebody?
00:20:49My wife's pregnant, and she fell down a flight of stairs.
00:20:51I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to be patient.
00:20:53These people are bleeding.
00:20:54I can absolutely wait.
00:20:55I'm just asking them to take a look at you, okay?
00:20:57Hell, you could have done it while you're standing here talking to me, right?
00:20:59Sir, we'll get to your wife as soon as we can.
00:21:01Now, please take a seat.
00:21:02Just take a look at her.
00:21:03Get the hell off of me.
00:21:05Mike, stop.
00:21:07Whoa.
00:21:08I need security here now.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:10Whoa.
00:21:10Whoa.
00:21:10Whoa.
00:21:10Whoa.
00:21:10Hey, when are you going to let me out of these things?
00:21:25When your wife's done and you're ready to go home?
00:21:34The doctor said the baby's fine.
00:21:36Oh, thank God.
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:38Your ankle?
00:21:43Just a mild sprain.
00:21:50How are you doing?
00:21:53I've got better days.
00:21:54I'm so sorry.
00:22:07It's going to be okay.
00:22:10I talked to the doctor and they have a rehab facility they work with.
00:22:18Thanks.
00:22:19I don't need rehab.
00:22:21Well, I can kick this myself.
00:22:24I've done it before.
00:22:25You keep saying that and it just keeps getting worse.
00:22:28As soon as you look at me, I'm handcuffed to a chair.
00:22:34I think I've hit bottom here.
00:22:38I will fix this.
00:22:40Just no rehab.
00:22:41Mrs. Delfino, the doctor asked me to give you these for the pain.
00:23:01Oh, my God.
00:23:02Are you kidding me?
00:23:03I've kind of had a rough day here.
00:23:08No.
00:23:12I've just got to get through with this.
00:23:23No.
00:23:24There's no tomorrow.
00:23:27It's now.
00:23:29You will quit this now.
00:23:30You will go to rehab or so help me, I will leave you.
00:23:36I will take this baby and I will leave you.
00:23:45You're wet.
00:23:49Go.
00:23:50Go.
00:23:50Go.
00:23:50Gabriela!
00:24:14Excuse me?
00:24:16Sorry.
00:24:17I'm in a rush.
00:24:17My wife's alone with the kids and I have to get home before the storm hits.
00:24:21This is the information Carlos asked for.
00:24:24About what?
00:24:26About the Cayman Island account.
00:24:28Didn't he tell you I was coming?
00:24:30Yeah, of course he did.
00:24:32He said you'd be stopping by.
00:24:35This is everything you need to access the money.
00:24:38I washed my hands of this.
00:24:39So whatever you do, don't lose that folder.
00:24:41Got it?
00:24:42Believe me, I won't let it out of my sight.
00:24:44All right.
00:24:45Nice to finally meet you, Gabriela.
00:24:46You're just as pretty as Carlos said you were.
00:24:49Oh, no.
00:24:50I'm prettier.
00:24:51I'm prettier.
00:25:11Edie, what have you got there?
00:25:13Oh, crap!
00:25:19Oh, crap!
00:25:21Resident to advise to keep shelter at once.
00:25:24Again, do not evacuate.
00:25:26Stay ready to arm.
00:25:27Keep sheltered in the basement of the human being.
00:25:34You okay?
00:25:37My throat is closing up.
00:25:39I think I gotta go upstairs.
00:25:41No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:49You stay here.
00:25:50I thought you were on the door.
00:25:51I'm an idiot.
00:26:08Idiot, you speak!
00:26:09Open that door now!
00:26:11I've called the police!
00:26:12They're on their way!
00:26:13And they are going to tease you your ass!
00:26:15Gabby?
00:26:41Oh, good. You're home.
00:26:45I don't want Ida to wake up and find her cat missing.
00:26:56Karen, after all our years of friendship, how can you choose a cat over my husband?
00:27:01You think we're friends?
00:27:03Of course.
00:27:04Really? You ever stop by just to say hi or invite me for a cup of tea? Ida does.
00:27:09What are you talking about? I had you over for lemonade last week.
00:27:12And while I was drinking it, you went to the store and I watched the kids.
00:27:15Face it, the only time we're friends is when you need something.
00:27:18That is not true. I genuinely care about you.
00:27:21You mean like today when you came by to check on me?
00:27:24Oh, that's right. You only wanted a basement.
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:29Dammit, Gabby!
00:27:30Hey, hold it, hold it. You can't go out there.
00:27:33That stupid cat is the only family that I just got.
00:27:35Now this is what friends do.
00:27:37Karen!
00:27:37Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:38Karen!
00:27:39Karen!
00:27:39Karen!
00:27:40Karen!
00:27:41Karen!
00:27:42Karen!
00:27:43Karen!
00:27:44Karen!
00:27:46Give me the damn folder, Edie!
00:27:48What can happen?
00:27:49It's worthless to you!
00:27:50Oh, you and Carlos are screwed without it.
00:27:52That is worth a lot to me.
00:27:54Give me my money!
00:27:55Ah!
00:27:56Your money?
00:27:57Carlos embezzled it!
00:27:59Oh, now you're moral all of a sudden?
00:28:01You didn't care where the money was coming from when you thought Carlos was going to spend it on you!
00:28:05Okay, I'm not unreasonable.
00:28:07Cut me in for say, sixty percent, and I'll go away.
00:28:11How's that sound?
00:28:12How's that sound?
00:28:13Ah!
00:28:14No!
00:28:15Ah!
00:28:16Ah!
00:28:17Ah!
00:28:18Ah!
00:28:19Ah!
00:28:20Ah!
00:28:21Ah!
00:28:22Ah!
00:28:23Ah!
00:28:24Ah!
00:28:25Ah!
00:28:26Give me that!
00:28:27Give me that!
00:28:28No!
00:28:29Let go!
00:28:30No!
00:28:31Let go!
00:28:32No!
00:28:33No!
00:28:34No! What did you do? What did you do, Edie?
00:28:41Get in the house! Now!
00:28:47Toby! Toby!
00:28:51Karen! You gotta get inside now!
00:28:54He's right there!
00:28:55Damn it! I'm not gonna let you die, so don't make me drag you!
00:28:59Oh, crap.
00:29:04Oh! Hurry! Go, go!
00:29:10No! Come on! Come on!
00:29:15I have a crawl space.
00:29:20I think we can both fit.
00:29:24You just threw my money in a tornado. I am not getting in there with you.
00:29:27Fine! Then stay out here and die!
00:29:31Move your ass!
00:29:32Oh!
00:29:34Come on, Sylvia. Please open the door.
00:29:38Sylvia!
00:29:43Thank God you're here. Let me get into the bathroom.
00:29:45We can't. There's a woman in there.
00:29:47Well, tell her to hurry it up.
00:29:49No! No! She's barricaded herself in there.
00:29:52She's a patient of mine who's had a little meltdown. Just give me five minutes.
00:29:56We don't have time. There's a funnel cloud out there.
00:30:02Sylvia!
00:30:04Open the damn door!
00:30:05Go to hell!
00:30:08Quick! In here! In here!
00:30:11Come on. Quick, quick.
00:30:15Come on! Here I am!
00:30:16Get in! Get in!
00:30:18Get in!
00:30:19Hang on! Hang on! Hang on to this!
00:30:20Hang on! Hang on to this!
00:30:21Hang on! Hang on to this!
00:30:35Can I say something?
00:30:36What?
00:30:41I'm sorry, Carlos, and I lied to you.
00:30:45I know we hurt you.
00:30:47And I wish it didn't happen the way it did.
00:30:50And I just want you to know that.
00:30:52Why are you talking like that?
00:30:54Well, I thought just in case we...
00:30:56Oh, no, you don't.
00:30:57You just shut the hell up.
00:30:59I'm not doing deathbed confessions here.
00:31:03I'm gonna get through this.
00:31:05I'm gonna go on hating you for years to come.
00:31:09You really hate me?
00:31:11Yes!
00:31:18No.
00:31:19No.
00:31:22It's just that I really let myself fall for him.
00:31:26Which was stupid, because I always knew that he'd go back to you.
00:31:36I'm so sorry, though.
00:31:39I said shut the hell up.
00:31:41I think it's possible Benjamin might need changing.
00:31:49That went beyond the hypothetical a good ten minutes ago.
00:31:53We're giving you shelter. You could at least be gracious.
00:31:56We wouldn't need shelter if you hadn't dragged us over here.
00:31:59Oh, so now it's my fault that that lunatic commandeered our safe room?
00:32:02If you hadn't been dying to know our business, she wouldn't have gotten in there.
00:32:06Can we stop pointing fingers?
00:32:08This isn't Bree's fault.
00:32:09You're right.
00:32:13Sorry.
00:32:16You can understand why I'm upset having that insane woman back in our lives.
00:32:22I can only imagine I had to listen to her babble for an hour.
00:32:25What kind of things was she saying?
00:32:27She said that she and Adam were lovers, and she could prove it because he had a tattoo.
00:32:35What?
00:32:36She said he had a tattoo on his shoulder, which I know isn't true, because I've seen him at the pool, and I would have remembered, because tattooed people make me very uncomfortable.
00:32:48Did she say what kind of tattoo it was?
00:32:50I'm not a nut snake.
00:32:51What's the difference?
00:32:52What's the difference?
00:32:53He doesn't have one.
00:32:57He did.
00:32:59Back in Chicago.
00:33:01We had it removed.
00:33:03We had it removed.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:13I'm sorry.
00:33:15Katherine.
00:33:16So.
00:33:18That's why we settled.
00:33:20Why we lost everything.
00:33:22I'm sorry, but you have to understand.
00:33:24No.
00:33:25I do not.
00:33:35Sorry.
00:33:38Not here.
00:33:39Not now.
00:33:52Debbie!
00:33:54We changed the plans!
00:33:55We gotta get in the basement now!
00:33:59Debbie!
00:34:02Dammit, where are you?
00:34:10Where's Gabby?
00:34:13I thought she was with you.
00:34:16I don't know where she is.
00:34:19I guess we'll have to wait for her together.
00:34:22Do you mind if I say something?
00:34:35Gabby and I never planned to get back together, Victor.
00:34:40We tried to keep away from each other.
00:34:41We really did.
00:34:45I don't know.
00:34:46It's like we're two halves of the same person or something.
00:34:49And when we're apart, we just aren't happy.
00:34:52Which is why we...
00:34:58We never set out to hurt you, Victor.
00:35:02And I'm sorry we did.
00:35:05Are you done?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08Come on, Carlo!
00:35:20Back in the house!
00:35:22Get hurt out here!
00:35:38No!
00:35:41Oh no!
00:35:45Ah...
00:35:47Ah!
00:35:51Ah!
00:35:53Let's go and get off.
00:35:56Ah!
00:35:58Ah!
00:35:59I'm sorry.
00:36:01I'm sorry.
00:36:03I'm sorry.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:34Where is everyone?
00:36:47Did you hear that?
00:36:50Adam, I'm leaving.
00:36:53This is your last chance to come with me.
00:36:56Or I'm going to tell everyone exactly what happened.
00:37:02Okay.
00:37:02You've made your choice.
00:37:06Here I come.
00:37:09It's here.
00:37:10It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
00:37:33But then the winds came and changed everything.
00:37:38And not just the houses and the lawns.
00:37:45Oh, my God.
00:37:46The people had changed, too.
00:37:54While the storm had raged, each of them had learned something.
00:38:00About friendship.
00:38:09And forgiveness.
00:38:11And redemption.
00:38:17And some had learned the hardest lesson of all.
00:38:26That life is always fragile.
00:38:34And very often, unfair.
00:38:38Oh, my God.
00:38:45Oh, my God.
00:38:51Oh, my God.
00:38:51Ahhh!!
00:38:54Ahhh głw宇!
00:38:58Oh my god!!
00:39:00Oh my god!
00:39:02Help.
00:39:03Help me.
00:39:05Help me.
00:39:07Please hold me.
00:39:10The accountant's dropping off the papers for my Cayman Island account.
00:39:22This is everything you need to access the money.
00:39:25Edie got an opportunity, but lost it.
00:39:29Mike.
00:39:30You will go to rehab, or so help me.
00:39:32I will leave you.
00:39:33Made a promise.
00:39:34Go.
00:39:35You've been thinking about what we covered up.
00:39:37Catherine's aunt was determined to reveal the truth.
00:39:43And Victor was a victim of the tornado that brought devastation to Wisteria Lane.
00:39:59Once the tornado had passed, it began.
00:40:03A man gave his coat to a stranger in need.
00:40:12A woman shared her food with those just passing by.
00:40:18A teenager reunited a dog with its worried owner.
00:40:23These are the things that happen in the wake of any great disaster.
00:40:31People start to perform small acts of kindness.
00:40:36They do what they can to help.
00:40:40All the while knowing...
00:40:42It won't be enough.
00:40:54Why is it taking so long?
00:40:56They should be going faster.
00:40:58The fire captain said they have to go slowly.
00:41:00They don't want debris suddenly collapsing into the basement.
00:41:03Has anyone hurt from Gabby?
00:41:04She went to the hospital with Carlos.
00:41:06He was pretty banged up.
00:41:07But they say he's going to be okay.
00:41:08Thank God.
00:41:10Why can't we hear them?
00:41:13If my kids are alive, they would be yelling.
00:41:15Tom would be yelling.
00:41:16Okay, Annette, listen to me.
00:41:17They are all going to be fine.
00:41:19I know it.
00:41:21Kate, you really, really, really think so?
00:41:23Yes.
00:41:24Yes, I do.
00:41:25I do.
00:41:27So I want you to go over those paramedics,
00:41:29and I want you to let them look at these cuts.
00:41:31You don't want to be all bloody when they pull your kids out of here, do you?
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No, I guess not.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:45What are you doing?
00:41:46What?
00:41:47You don't know if her kids are going to be okay.
00:41:51I'm just trying to comfort her.
00:41:52By giving her false hope?
00:41:54What do you suggest we do?
00:41:56Well, you should be saying, Annette, this could end badly.
00:41:59So you should start preparing yourself for that now.
00:42:01Edie, if you say that to Annette, so help me God, I will bring your neck.
00:42:05And I will help her.
00:42:07Tom and Ida and the kids are buried under that rubble.
00:42:11And what is it with you people?
00:42:12Why aren't you willing to face the facts?
00:42:14Because we're hoping for a miracle.
00:42:16A miracle?
00:42:17Maybe.
00:42:18Just maybe.
00:42:19If we stop flapping our gums and we start asking God to take care of our folks,
00:42:24he might just help us out.
00:42:25So you think a prayer circle is going to help Lynette?
00:42:29Once you get to my age, you'll find it a lot easier to believe that God really does answer prayers.
00:42:34So if you can just hang on two more years...
00:42:36Don't.
00:42:37You know, maybe a moment of silence wouldn't be such a bad idea.
00:42:50Hey, guys!
00:42:51We got someone!
00:42:52Come on!
00:43:05Come on!
00:43:06Come on!
00:43:07Come on!
00:43:13Mom!
00:43:13Oh, my God!
00:43:15Come on, Tom.
00:43:26Come on, man.
00:43:27We'll get you free out.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Wait.
00:43:32Get out there.
00:43:33Get out there.
00:43:33Come on, Tom.
00:43:38Straight ahead, sir.
00:43:39Go ahead.
00:43:40Right there.
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:43:44Where's Ida?
00:43:52Tom, where's Ida?
00:44:04Yes, in the wake of a great tragedy, people do what they can to help.
00:44:14All the while knowing it won't be enough.
00:44:20The morning after the tornado, the residents of Wisteria Lane began to sort through the devastation
00:44:37and slowly started picking up the pieces of their lives.
00:44:42Bob Hunter found part of his fountain in the middle of the street.
00:44:50Brie Hodge found her lawnmower next to her coffee table.
00:44:56And Kayla Scavo discovered her music box in a tree.
00:45:02Among other things.
00:45:05She had your address in her pocket, but there was no other ID.
00:45:11Did you know her?
00:45:12Sort of.
00:45:13Her name is Sylvia Green.
00:45:15Is she local?
00:45:16I knew her from Chicago.
00:45:18She was...
00:45:20visiting.
00:45:21Okay, I guess that's all we need.
00:45:23Would you like me to follow up with you after we contact the family?
00:45:26No.
00:45:26So, I guess this means it's over.
00:45:39The fact that she is dead does not change the fact that you slept with her.
00:45:44I know it doesn't.
00:45:47I made a terrible mistake, and I am so sorry, Catherine.
00:45:50I'm sure you are.
00:45:52I want you out of my house tonight.
00:45:54You don't mean that.
00:45:55Yes, I do.
00:45:56It's over.
00:45:57As far as I'm concerned, you could be lying on that slab right next to her.
00:46:16Come on, Ida.
00:46:17You can watch us pack from up here.
00:46:19Wow.
00:46:20The things you accumulate in a lifetime, huh?
00:46:22Yeah.
00:46:23Especially if you never throw anything out.
00:46:25So, her niece and nephew are taking all this stuff back to Nebraska?
00:46:30Well, the stuff that'll sell on eBay.
00:46:32I'm guessing the rest will end up in a dumpster.
00:46:34What's with all this baseball stuff?
00:46:36There's a mid and a jersey.
00:46:38Was this her husband's?
00:46:39No, that was Ida's from her pro baseball days.
00:46:41Yeah, right.
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:45Oh, you're serious?
00:46:47Ida played in the All-American Girls League during World War II.
00:46:49You didn't know that?
00:46:50No.
00:46:50Oh, she was a superstar.
00:46:52Armed like a cannon.
00:46:53People said she could throw a pork chop past a hungry wolf.
00:46:56Ida?
00:46:57I have trouble seeing her as the lead-off hitter for anything other than osteoporosis.
00:47:02She made the only unassisted triple play in league history.
00:47:06Right here in Granville Field in 1944.
00:47:08That's why she wants her ashes scattered there.
00:47:10How did I not know this?
00:47:12Daddy said you were over here.
00:47:16Can I help?
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:19You realize we're cleaning, right?
00:47:20We're not eating candy.
00:47:22That's sweet, Parker, but we've got everything under control here if you want to go play.
00:47:25No.
00:47:26I want to do something nice for Mrs. Greenberg.
00:47:29She sort of saved my life.
00:47:32What do you mean?
00:47:33When the house started shaking and Daddy was passed out by his asthma, this Greenberg made
00:47:44us all go under the stairs.
00:47:49But that's not where they found her.
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:53There wasn't enough room for her.
00:47:55She said she'd be okay in the corner.
00:47:57Uh, Parker, you want to help?
00:48:02Ida has some ice cream in the freezer that needs eating before it goes bad.
00:48:06Go on.
00:48:16I know what you're thinking, but don't.
00:48:19If you'd been there, it would have made a bit of difference.
00:48:27Susan, we can't thank you enough for opening your home to us.
00:48:38It's so generous.
00:48:39It's a horrible feeling to literally not have a roof over your head, and that smoky fleabag
00:48:44hotel just wasn't safe for a newborn.
00:48:46Please, this is what best friends do.
00:48:49Right before their friendship ends.
00:48:51Why did you agree to let her stay?
00:48:53How do you say no to someone in need?
00:48:54That wasn't rhetorical.
00:48:57Seriously, you got anything?
00:48:58I know you feel guilty because she let us stay with her once, but don't you remember
00:49:01how miserable we were?
00:49:03Oh, yeah.
00:49:03Every cup needs a coaster.
00:49:05Every coaster needs a doily.
00:49:06Every doily needs daily laundering.
00:49:07This woman is going to drive me out of my freaking...
00:49:09Hey, roomies!
00:49:10You need help?
00:49:11No, we've got it under control.
00:49:12Oh, and listen, Bob and Lee introduced us to this wonderful contractor, so we won't
00:49:16be imposing for long.
00:49:17Imposing?
00:49:18Who's imposing?
00:49:19You can stay as long as you want.
00:49:22I'm sorry.
00:49:23The words came out of my mouth before I knew what I was saying.
00:49:25Then stop talking.
00:49:26And don't be so nice, otherwise she'll just take the place over.
00:49:28Hey, Susan, Orson likes to sleep with the window open.
00:49:31Do you mind if we rearrange the furniture?
00:49:37Sounds good to me!
00:49:38Hello, Gabrielle.
00:49:56Milton, hi.
00:50:01Nice turnout.
00:50:02Victor was loved by a lot of people.
00:50:07It's going to be a very emotional day.
00:50:12You seem remarkably composed.
00:50:14Oh, no, no, I'm a mess.
00:50:16You know, on the inside, where the mascara can't run.
00:50:19I see.
00:50:21The reading of the will is today.
00:50:23Is it?
00:50:23I'd forgotten.
00:50:24I thought you'd be curious as to how much you'll inherit.
00:50:28No.
00:50:29I'm not thinking about money today.
00:50:31I'm burying my husband.
00:50:32Of course.
00:50:33It's just I spoke to the executor of the will, and I have a ballpark figure.
00:50:40Would you be getting it?
00:50:45Oh?
00:50:45Well, I guess there's nothing disrespectful about a ballpark figure.
00:50:53You're not getting a dime.
00:50:57Victor showed me the photographs of you and your ex-husband.
00:51:00You broke his heart.
00:51:02You humiliated him.
00:51:04So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve.
00:51:07Nothing.
00:51:10Okay.
00:51:11I made a mistake.
00:51:12I'm sorry.
00:51:13But Victor wasn't entirely blameless.
00:51:15He ignored me.
00:51:16He used me politically.
00:51:18Oh, yeah.
00:51:18And he tried to kill Carlos.
00:51:20So I think I'm entitled to whatever he had.
00:51:23Ah, there's the thing.
00:51:25You married a man from a very rich family.
00:51:28The operative word being family.
00:51:30Everything's in my name.
00:51:32Always was.
00:51:35The service is starting.
00:51:38It's time for you to go.
00:51:41Go?
00:51:41You can't kick me out of my husband's funeral.
00:51:45I think it's appropriate, given the circumstances.
00:51:48Go to hell.
00:51:51I'll be delivering the eulogy.
00:51:53If you're still in this pew, when I reach the pulpit, I'm going to be telling all of these people that you are a cheating, lying whore.
00:52:00See?
00:52:06I told you it was going to be an emotional day.
00:52:08Okay.
00:52:08Hello, boys.
00:52:38Bob, Lee, I baked you some muffins to thank you for introducing me to Walter here.
00:52:44And Walter, I decided you're absolutely right.
00:52:46Dark shingles are the way to go.
00:52:50Why are you all staring at me?
00:52:52I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to fix your house.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55I've just had some bad news in my personal life.
00:52:58Oh, good heavens.
00:52:59I hope no one's died.
00:53:01Which is the only possible excuse I'd accept.
00:53:03No, it's not that.
00:53:05It's just...
00:53:06I don't want to get into it.
00:53:08Walter, I can't find a contractor now.
00:53:10Everybody is booked for the next year.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:13Walter.
00:53:14Walter.
00:53:15Walter, I'm begging you, please.
00:53:17I'm living like a vagabond in a teenage girl's bedroom.
00:53:20I'm sleeping under a poster of Orlando Bloom.
00:53:22You can't leave me.
00:53:23Yeah, well, sometimes people do that.
00:53:27They just leave.
00:53:33This is a nightmare.
00:53:35What is going on?
00:53:37Walter went through a bad breakup,
00:53:39and today he found out that his ex moved in with someone else.
00:53:42Oh, for God's sakes, tell him to put on his big boy pants and find another girl.
00:53:46Who says it's a girl?
00:53:50Walter's gay?
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:52He can build homes and decorate them.
00:53:53Sometimes God gives with both hands.
00:53:55Well, then you just have to fix him up for someone.
00:53:57Give him back his will to work.
00:53:59Yeah, about that.
00:54:01Most of our friends are nines.
00:54:03And Walter, we love him, but kind of a three.
00:54:06And in the gay world, three does not go into nine.
00:54:15Well, we'll just have to find him someone who's not good at gay math.
00:54:19Well, I drove all the way out there, and I waited for hours, and then they wouldn't let me see him.
00:54:26Uh, no, they just said that I should, I should call you.
00:54:33Listen, I know it's a 30-day rehab.
00:54:35I'm not trying to break you out.
00:54:37I'm just trying to see you.
00:54:38You know what?
00:54:43Could you just call me when you know?
00:54:46Welcome to heaven.
00:55:13Don't talk.
00:55:14I'm smelling.
00:55:16What is that?
00:55:18Duck a l'orange.
00:55:20Bree says it's making a comeback.
00:55:21And our oven is making its debut.
00:55:23Oh, it gets better.
00:55:26She did our laundry, too.
00:55:28Smell my sock.
00:55:29Ugh.
00:55:30Oh, my God.
00:55:32I want to eat that.
00:55:34She does.
00:55:35She irons.
00:55:35Oh, and she does this magic trick.
00:55:37No matter where you throw your sweater, within the seconds it's on a hanger.
00:55:40This has just replaced your birth as the best day of my life.
00:55:43Hi, Susan.
00:55:44I hope you don't mind that I make dinner.
00:55:46I hope you don't mind that I'm going to kiss you.
00:55:48Oh, you're funny.
00:55:49Now, I need you to be honest about this recipe.
00:55:52It's a dry run for a small dinner party I'm having tomorrow night.
00:55:54Again, if you don't mind.
00:55:56Not at all.
00:55:57Well, in fact, if you want to do a dry run for a Sunday brunch, I'm there for you.
00:56:01Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:56:02Oh, and Julie, I fixed the hem on that blue skirt of yours.
00:56:04It's on your bed.
00:56:08My hem is fixed.
00:56:09She's like the mother I never had.
00:56:11Oh, oh, no offense.
00:56:12No, none taken.
00:56:27Hey, how are you feeling?
00:56:30Not so great.
00:56:32They should give you something for the pain.
00:56:34They gave me this button that I can press, but I'm trying not to use it because the drugs
00:56:38make me feel a little too mellow.
00:56:42Was the funeral sad?
00:56:44Tragic.
00:56:45I found out everything Victor had is in Milton's name.
00:56:48And he told his father about us, so I'm not getting a penny.
00:56:52Wow.
00:56:52Well, it's a good thing you hooked up with another rich guy.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:04Gabby, you sound weird.
00:57:07Why do you sound so weird?
00:57:11Gabby.
00:57:12Um, remember that day when Al was going to drop off the account information?
00:57:20Oh, my God.
00:57:21He didn't.
00:57:22No, no, no.
00:57:22He did.
00:57:23It's just, remember how windy it was that day?
00:57:28No, no, no.
00:57:29That was the only copy.
00:57:30I know.
00:57:31But Edie was trying to steal the papers from me, and we got into this fight, and then the
00:57:36tornado just took them away.
00:57:39They're gone?
00:57:40Kinda.
00:57:43What does that sound?
00:57:45I'm texting someone.
00:57:47Gabby, that account was our future.
00:57:49What are we going to do now?
00:57:50Shh, Carlos, just calm down, okay?
00:57:52I'm sure Al has an access code, or a copy, or some super nerd way to get back into the
00:57:58account, okay?
00:57:58I know he can fix this.
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:02Yeah, yeah, he can fix it.
00:58:07Okay.
00:58:09All right, you look very tired, so I'm just going to go.
00:58:15Mom, I'm warning you, Gabby.
00:58:16If we don't find those papers, so help him.
00:58:17Hi.
00:58:31Um, I'm a friend of Al's, and I was wondering if I could see him.
00:58:35Of course.
00:58:36Please come in.
00:58:41Right this way.
00:58:42Oh, Al.
00:58:59Thanks again for your help.
00:59:01Well, we'd do anything for your aunt.
00:59:03I hope you know what an amazing woman she was.
00:59:06Uh-huh.
00:59:06Hey, did you guys happen to find a pearl necklace?
00:59:08It's the only valuable thing Aunt Ida owned.
00:59:11Well, actually, I have it.
00:59:13Yeah, she promised it to me if she kicked the bucket first.
00:59:15Oh, really?
00:59:16In writing?
00:59:20I'll be right back.
00:59:22Babe, let's hit the road.
00:59:27What about the rest of these boxes?
00:59:28Oh, that's junk.
00:59:29You can just give them away.
00:59:30Hey, listen, is there a good place we can grab a bite on the way out?
00:59:33Um, well, there's a great diner right near Gramsville Field.
00:59:36Oh, isn't that out of the way?
00:59:37Yeah, but aren't you stopping there anyway to spread your aunt's ashes?
00:59:42We're kind of pressed for time.
00:59:43Yeah, we thought we'd just put her in the family plot back in Omaha.
00:59:47You can't do that.
00:59:48Ida wanted her ashes scattered at the field.
00:59:50Yeah, I know, but that's kind of crazy.
00:59:53Don't you think?
00:59:54It doesn't matter.
00:59:56She was an amazing woman.
00:59:57You should respect her wishes.
01:00:00We should get going.
01:00:03Hey, if you don't have time to do it, I will.
01:00:05You know, you're not families.
01:00:06I think that would be inappropriate.
01:00:09Look, you're taking her pearls.
01:00:11The least you can do is honor her wishes.
01:00:13Okay, at the risk of being bitchy, this is none of your business.
01:00:16So could you please just drop it?
01:00:17Fine.
01:00:18And for what it's worth, you passed bitchy ten minutes ago.
01:00:22Carter, get the iron.
01:00:23I want to get out of here.
01:00:29Wait!
01:00:30You'll never find it.
01:00:31I'll get it for you.
01:00:32I'll get it for you.
01:00:32I'll get it for you.
01:01:02Oh, by the way, I'm staying at Ida's house for a while, since, you know, my house is a pile of rubble.
01:01:09Oh, that's so sad.
01:01:11You've got a week.
01:01:15Here you go.
01:01:16Thanks.
01:01:17Just put it in the cup holder.
01:01:29Excuse me.
01:01:30Are you Al's wife?
01:01:32I'm Gabrielle Lang.
01:01:33You're the mayor's wife.
01:01:34Of course, I recognize you.
01:01:36So, I was shocked to hear about Al.
01:01:40I can't remember the last time I was so devastated.
01:01:43Didn't you just bury your husband yesterday?
01:01:46That sucked, too.
01:01:49So, what happened to Al?
01:01:51He was driving home, trying to beat the storm, and he ran into it down an hour line, and his car burst into flames.
01:02:00Oh, sweetie, don't.
01:02:03I want you to remember Al like I do.
01:02:06At his desk, with a big smile on his face.
01:02:10Surrounded by all his files.
01:02:12By the way, where are those files?
01:02:16I cleared out his office.
01:02:18Oh, I bet that was hard.
01:02:21So, where'd you put them?
01:02:23In the garage.
01:02:25Which is?
01:02:27In the back.
01:02:30Well, look at me, monopolizing the widow.
01:02:33You go mingle.
01:02:34I'm going to get you a crack.
01:02:42I'm going to get you a crack.
01:03:12Why, God, why do people have to die?
01:03:35Why, God, why?
01:03:37Why, why, why, why?
01:03:39Oh, thank you so much for letting us take over your dining room.
01:03:44Please, thank you for making us dinner.
01:03:47Oh, you will be setting up dessert later.
01:03:49Oh, sure.
01:03:49Just leave your trays in the hall when you're ready.
01:03:57Oh, puff pastry.
01:04:01Well, here's a nice 12-year-old scotch to wash that down with.
01:04:04Uh, look, it's nice of you to invite me for dinner, but if you're hoping to change my mind
01:04:08about doing your roof, I'm just, I'm really not up to it.
01:04:11No, no, no, Walter.
01:04:13We, we just heard about your situation and thought you could use a little company, that's all.
01:04:18Yes, and a nice home-cooked meal.
01:04:20Trust me, there are absolutely no tricks up our sleeve.
01:04:22Uh, I noticed there are four place settings.
01:04:26Is somebody joining us?
01:04:27All right, I'm here.
01:04:28What was so important?
01:04:35What's going on?
01:04:37I'm moving out.
01:04:38A little weird, staying in the guest room with my own house.
01:04:41But, I thought you and Mom were trying to work stuff out.
01:04:45We are.
01:04:46It's just, your mom thought it might be easier if we gave ourselves a little distance.
01:04:50Then why doesn't she move out?
01:04:53Dylan.
01:04:53I'm serious.
01:04:55You can't leave me here alone with her, or I'll go crazy.
01:04:57Hey, come on, we're going to see each other all the time.
01:05:01Why does she always have to win?
01:05:22Yeah, I'm thinking of starting my trip in Paris.
01:05:29Todd and I talked about going there, but now I'm thinking of doing it myself.
01:05:33Walter recently split up with his life partner, Todd.
01:05:36They were gay.
01:05:36Small world, huh?
01:05:39How is it small exactly?
01:05:40Andrew is also an out and proud homosexual.
01:05:44He's here, he's queer, and we're used to it.
01:05:47Since when?
01:05:49You know what else you two have in common?
01:05:50A love of boots.
01:05:51Andrew has some beautiful boots.
01:05:54Oh, I can only imagine the fun you two would have in a boot shop.
01:05:57Um, Mom, I'm going to take these bowls to the kitchen.
01:06:04Oh, thanks, dear.
01:06:05With you.
01:06:06I'm just trying to stay out of the way of all those sparks that are flying.
01:06:14Sparks?
01:06:14The man's twice my age.
01:06:16Yes, but he's also, he's got a great sense of...
01:06:21Okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?
01:06:26Oh, my God.
01:06:27And poor Walter just had his heart broken,
01:06:29so if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed...
01:06:32You're pimping me out for a new roof?
01:06:34And windows.
01:06:36And I am not pimping you out.
01:06:38I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man
01:06:41who happens to be an excellent roofer.
01:06:43Look, if by kindness you mean sex...
01:06:45Shut your mouth.
01:06:46I would never suggest that.
01:06:48You can raise a man's hoops without satisfying them.
01:06:51I've done it all my life.
01:06:53Andrew, I have got to get back into my house,
01:06:57and you're my only hope.
01:07:01Fine.
01:07:02For you, I will flirt, I will flatter, and I will charm.
01:07:06Oh, bless you.
01:07:08But in exchange, I expect a 60-inch flat-screen TV.
01:07:13Fine.
01:07:14And if you can get him to come in on time and under budget,
01:07:16I'll throw in surround sound.
01:07:25No.
01:07:26That Walter guy needs to stay miserable,
01:07:28because if he's not, he'll fix her roof,
01:07:30and then she'll leave us.
01:07:31Mom, we always knew this couldn't last forever,
01:07:33and she'll still be here another week or two.
01:07:35That is not enough time.
01:07:37She just started stenciling the kitchen,
01:07:38and I didn't want to tell you this,
01:07:40but there is talk of an herb garden.
01:07:43I've got to stop.
01:07:45How?
01:07:45I don't know,
01:07:47but I've had a taste of ironed pillowcases,
01:07:49and I am not going back.
01:07:50Oh, Walter, you got a little...
01:07:55Right there.
01:07:57Yeah.
01:07:59Hey, everybody.
01:08:01I'm sorry to interrupt,
01:08:02but the smell of that apple pie just made my mouth water.
01:08:05We'll say no more.
01:08:06One slice, coming right up.
01:08:07Susan Delfino, this is Walter Bierlich.
01:08:09This is Susan's house.
01:08:10She's kind enough to take us in.
01:08:12Hi.
01:08:12How are you?
01:08:13All righty.
01:08:13Here you go.
01:08:14Thanks.
01:08:15Oh, you're going to eat that here?
01:08:23Oh, and just can visit for a while.
01:08:25So, Andrew, we miss you around here,
01:08:28but I bet you love having your own place.
01:08:30Yeah, it's cool.
01:08:33Of course, it does get lonely.
01:08:36It'd be nice to have someone stop by once in a while.
01:08:39Oh, well, you'll reel somebody in.
01:08:41You always do.
01:08:42You should have seen his last boyfriend, Justin.
01:08:44Huh, he was so hot.
01:08:47You really had a thing for the young, ripped muscle boys, huh?
01:08:51Um, he did at one time, but Andrew's outgrown that.
01:08:55He realized the folly of being so shallow.
01:08:58Exactly.
01:08:59And now, um, his tastes have gone to the more mature culture types,
01:09:02like, uh, Walter here.
01:09:06Oh, this is a fix-up?
01:09:09Well, I just, it never would have occurred to me, you know,
01:09:12because of the vast age difference.
01:09:17But, hell, why not?
01:09:18Life is short.
01:09:19Certainly shorter for Walter.
01:09:22Susan.
01:09:23Oh, no, don't get me wrong.
01:09:24I mean, I think it's great.
01:09:25You should grab love wherever you can find it.
01:09:28Who cares if your friends think that you're paying for it?
01:09:31Ah, so, why don't you take this piece of pie upstairs?
01:09:33To Julie.
01:09:34No, she's right.
01:09:34That's exactly what my friends would think.
01:09:36Well, then you need new friends.
01:09:38Hey, listen, you know what?
01:09:39You seem like a nice guy,
01:09:40and it would be great to parade you in front of my ex,
01:09:42but, uh, then I'd be using you.
01:09:44What?
01:09:44He doesn't mind?
01:09:45No.
01:09:47Parade me.
01:09:48He's got a mesh tank top that would bring your ex to tears.
01:09:53Yeah, well, you know, as tempting as that sounds,
01:09:55you know, I'm just not ready to date, so.
01:09:57Thank you so much for the dinner.
01:10:04Walter, wait!
01:10:05Well, I guess I'll just bring this pie up to Julie.
01:10:09You.
01:10:11Sit.
01:10:24So, is someone meeting us here or what?
01:10:26Well, here's the thing.
01:10:27I called the general manager to ask
01:10:28if we could scatter the ashes here,
01:10:30and he said, absolutely not.
01:10:33So, how are we getting in?
01:10:36Oh, man, man.
01:10:37Hey, you've abetted.
01:10:38Might as well aid.
01:10:47Leave us.
01:10:56Okay, I know that it sounds selfish,
01:11:00but I did what I did because I want you to stay.
01:11:03Why?
01:11:04I thought you'd want your house back.
01:11:06Well, yeah, sure.
01:11:07Someday.
01:11:08Right now, I just love having you take care of me.
01:11:11All the cooking and the cleaning
01:11:12and the alphabetizing.
01:11:17It's helping me feel like I'm
01:11:19not just about to fall apart.
01:11:20Oh, sweetie, you're okay.
01:11:24No.
01:11:26I'm pregnant,
01:11:28and my husband's in rehab,
01:11:30and the only reason I seem sane
01:11:32is because you were here,
01:11:34making my house feel like a home.
01:11:36This is a conversation
01:11:45that could benefit
01:11:46from some homemade chocolate chip cookies.
01:11:50Can I have milk, too?
01:11:53I'll be right back.
01:12:03Do you maybe want to say something first?
01:12:05Oh, uh, yeah, I guess so.
01:12:09Oh, uh, um,
01:12:12do not stand at my grave and weep.
01:12:16Um, I'm, I'm not there.
01:12:18I do not sleep.
01:12:19I am the thousand winds that blow.
01:12:21I am the diamond glints of snow.
01:12:25I am the sunlight on ripened green.
01:12:30I am the gentle autumn's rain.
01:12:32Do not stand at my grave and cry.
01:12:40I am not there.
01:12:41I did not die.
01:12:45That was lovely.
01:12:50Let's dump her
01:12:51and try not to stand downwind.
01:12:52She played third base, right?
01:12:54Right.
01:12:56Oh, my goodness.
01:13:00Wait, uh, sorry, shortstop.
01:13:02Oh, yeah.
01:13:06You know, it was third.
01:13:10Damn it, Karen.
01:13:11I'm running out of Ida.
01:13:21Okay, don't move.
01:13:22Stay right where you are
01:13:23and show me your hands.
01:13:26Okay, split up
01:13:27and I'll meet you back at the car.
01:13:29Go.
01:13:29Hey, hey, right there.
01:13:34Hey, D!
01:13:35Come back here!
01:13:37Come on!
01:13:38Come on!
01:13:39Come on, come on!
01:13:41Run, Jane, don't run!
01:13:43Right, stop, right!
01:13:44I got it, I got it.
01:13:44Come on.
01:13:47So, when I finally came clean,
01:13:58his wife told me she shredded
01:13:59anything that had to do
01:14:00with offshore accounts.
01:14:02She was protecting Al.
01:14:05So, we're broke.
01:14:09I'm so sorry, honey.
01:14:11I know this is bad,
01:14:12but we have each other.
01:14:13We'll get married again
01:14:14and everything will be fine.
01:14:18For rich or for poor, right?
01:14:24In sickness and in health.
01:14:27The whole nine yards.
01:14:37I'm going to go down
01:14:37to the cafeteria
01:14:38and get us a couple of ginger ales
01:14:39to toast our future.
01:14:43Hey, doctor.
01:14:44He's looking better
01:14:45and better every day.
01:14:46Keep up the good luck.
01:14:47You haven't told her yet, have you?
01:14:54I'm working on it.
01:14:56Carlos, I know you're scared,
01:14:59but give her some credit.
01:15:01She's not going to leave you
01:15:01because you lost your sight.
01:15:06You don't know, Gabby.
01:15:07Thank God those cops let us off with a warning.
01:15:19I was this close to my third strike.
01:15:24I'm just glad we gave Ida what she wanted.
01:15:27It's a beautiful thing you did.
01:15:28Then why don't I feel better?
01:15:29Then why don't I feel better?
01:15:32I don't know.
01:15:33Why don't you?
01:15:34Because it wasn't enough.
01:15:36Not compared with what she did for me.
01:15:39She saved my kids.
01:15:42She's this amazing woman
01:15:43and I never bothered to get to know her.
01:15:44So, yeah, I sprinkled her ashes,
01:15:47but it would have been nice
01:15:47to do something before she was ashes.
01:15:49That's a lesson we all got to learn over and over.
01:15:54Appreciate people while we still got them.
01:15:57Yep.
01:16:03Third strike?
01:16:05Over the first two?
01:16:07It's a long story.
01:16:09That requires a pitcher of beer and a dark bar.
01:16:12I got time for that.
01:16:19What are you still doing here?
01:16:28I thought you found a motel room.
01:16:30I did.
01:16:32But I wanted to set something straight before I go.
01:16:36I'm not leaving because you want me to.
01:16:39I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you.
01:16:43Oh, is that how we're going to play this?
01:16:45Fine.
01:16:46Whatever.
01:16:47You're leaving me.
01:16:48Oh, yeah.
01:16:48And here's why.
01:16:52You blamed what happened on your ex-husband.
01:16:54And I believed you.
01:16:56You told me it was all his fault.
01:16:58And now I find out it was yours.
01:17:04We're about even in the betrayal department now.
01:17:08In fact, I think you win.
01:17:18It had been seven days since a tornado devastated me.
01:17:28It had been seven days since a tornado devastated me.
01:17:31It had been seven days since a tornado devastated Wisteria Lane.
01:17:49And the residents continued to pick up the pieces of their lives.
01:17:57Some salvaged precious friendships.
01:18:01Some uncovered colorful histories.
01:18:06Others found challenges they hadn't expected.
01:18:09And then there was one girl who stumbled upon the truth she'd long been searching for.
01:18:27Only to wish she hadn't.
01:18:33Only to wish she hadn't.
01:18:33To be with you in焦 went down.
01:18:36One day, I was like, hey.
01:18:37There were two year vies.
01:18:38Two days, three days before my ex-husband vem.
01:18:38He didn't come to the floor where that's 협дуðija.
01:18:39Two days in a long run.
01:18:40One day, another country is eventually changed.
01:18:41But he lost rien for the love.
01:18:42There was a last season.