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00:00It had been 14 years since Catherine Mayfair had been in a police station, but she remembered
00:09the conversation like it was yesterday.
00:13Would you like some water, honey?
00:15Thanks.
00:17So, I take it this isn't the first time your husband's hit you?
00:21He keeps promising to stop, but it just gets worse.
00:25And I'm afraid he's going to do something to my daughter.
00:30Please, you have to help me.
00:32Have you reported him before?
00:34Once, but when I called they said they couldn't find the paperwork.
00:39Oh, your husband's Wayne Davis, one of our patrolmen.
00:46Want some advice?
00:50Wayne's got a lot of friends around here.
00:52Of course, you can press charges, but I can't guarantee that one of his friends won't lose
00:57the paperwork again.
00:58Then what should I do?
01:01Get as much money as you can lay your hands on, grab your daughter, and run.
01:11And so she did.
01:14To a place she thought would be safe.
01:17Mrs. Mayfair, I'm Detective Bromslaw.
01:25Can I help you?
01:27Why exactly would you think that Dr. Mayfair was kidnapped?
01:30No one in the school parking lot heard or saw anything suspicious.
01:34That's because the man responsible for this, my ex, knows a little something about how to
01:39commit a crime.
01:41He's a cop.
01:41What's his name?
01:44Wayne Davis.
01:49What?
01:54Well, it's just, uh...
01:55I know Wayne.
01:57We've hung out together.
01:58He's a hell of a golfer.
02:00Well, believe me when I tell you it wasn't a hell of a husband.
02:02Is that what this is about?
02:04Some payback for an ancient domestic dispute?
02:09Please.
02:09You have to do something.
02:12Because once Wayne is done with Adam, he's going to come after me.
02:17And this time he's going to kill me.
02:19I know it.
02:19I'll look into it.
02:23If you would just, uh, fill out this paperwork.
02:28In that moment, Catherine knew exactly what she had to do.
02:34Again.
02:35Mom, stop.
02:36You're not making any sense.
02:37There's no time.
02:38Wayne is coming.
02:39He took Adam.
02:39We're next.
02:40But why?
02:41Why would he do that?
02:42And if we're in so much danger, then why are we calling the police?
02:44The police will not help.
02:45Dylan, please.
02:46Go pack your things.
02:47We need to be gone before he gets here.
02:48Stop!
02:50I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on.
02:55Why do I have to be afraid of my father?
02:57Catherine Mayfair had been running from the truth for a long time.
03:03Okay.
03:05I'll tell you.
03:07No!
03:08Dylan.
03:08I'm sorry.
03:09I had no choice.
03:10Stop!
03:13Dylan!
03:15And it had finally caught up with her.
03:18There's a ritual my friends have observed for years.
03:26Once a week, they meet to play a game of cards and talk about their lives.
03:30There's always laughter and wine.
03:33And talk about the neighbors.
03:35No way, Bree.
03:36I don't want Catherine in our game.
03:37She films me out.
03:38Oh, I'm with Gabby.
03:39I mean, you know me.
03:39I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
03:42No, you don't.
03:43No, I don't.
03:43But let's say I did.
03:45Catherine has this aloof quality.
03:46It's like she's always trying to keep us at arm's length.
03:48Well, I have to agree.
03:49She's changed.
03:50She's not that fun anymore.
03:51Ladies, I don't know what you're talking about.
03:53Catherine has all sorts of wonderful qualities.
03:55Name one.
03:56And keep in mind that aloof and unfun have already been taken.
03:59Well, I admit she plays her cards close to the vest.
04:01But some of you could benefit from that kind of quiet dignity.
04:04Miss, I chew gum like a 1930s gun mall.
04:08Bree, you can talk Catherine up all you want.
04:10But she is just never going to be one of us.
04:13Anybody home?
04:16Oh.
04:17Hi.
04:18We were just talking about you.
04:19Random chit-chat.
04:20Nothing specific.
04:21That's nice.
04:22Can I talk to you for a minute?
04:24Hey, what's going on?
04:26Okay.
04:26I know it's the last minute.
04:27But I have to leave town.
04:28So I'm not going to be able to help you cater to the commitment ceremony.
04:31It's tomorrow.
04:32A hundred gay men are descending on this street.
04:34And they're expecting a fabulous party.
04:36I feel awful.
04:37But I wouldn't bail on you if it weren't important.
04:40Okay.
04:41What's going on?
04:42I can't tell you.
04:43Again, I'm so sorry.
04:44Good luck.
04:54Alright, you can all wipe those smug looks off your faces.
04:56Because every one of you has just become my employee.
05:01Hey, you got any plans tomorrow at 5 a.m.?
05:04Because now you do.
05:05Brie needs about two truckloads of flowers picked up from...
05:09What?
05:11Guess who got off the wait list at Princeton.
05:13Oh my God.
05:14Oh my God!
05:15I'm so proud of you!
05:18Okay, I am going to need a bumper sticker right away so I can start annoying all the other parents.
05:22Sure.
05:23I'll snag you on when I get there on Tuesday.
05:25Tuesday?
05:25What are you talking about?
05:26Okay, you know that professor who read my senior thesis?
05:29Well, he was so impressed that he asked me to come out and do a summer internship.
05:32I'm leaving next week.
05:33Next week?
05:34Well, that is a big...
05:36No.
05:38No, Mom, I have to.
05:39It's a huge honor.
05:40Yes!
05:41To be chosen.
05:42And you have been chosen.
05:44So congratulations on your staying home.
05:47Well, you're not letting her go.
05:48No, but it's a huge honor.
05:51Yes, we've established that.
05:52It's huge.
05:53It's an honor.
05:54We get it.
05:55Give me one good reason why I can't go.
05:58Well, the first thing off the top of my head...
06:00We can't afford it.
06:05Susan, can I talk to you for a second?
06:09You know, I just inherited five grand from Grandpa Maynard, and I'd really like to have
06:14help Julie do this.
06:17Mike, that is so sweet.
06:18Mike makes another good point.
06:21Who is this professor?
06:23I don't know him.
06:24I am certainly not going to give my daughter to him for a summer.
06:27I'm sorry, Julie.
06:28This is not happening.
06:30This totally sucks.
06:31Well, yes.
06:32But don't forget, it is a huge honor.
06:42Hey!
06:42You know what we haven't done in a really long time?
06:46I made 250 mini pizzas in one afternoon.
06:50What are you talking about?
06:52Bree's in a horrible jam, and I told her we'd help cater the commitment ceremony tomorrow.
06:56I can't.
06:57I'm busy.
06:57Remember, I'm taking this stuff to Kayla, my daughter, who lives four and a half hours
07:00away now.
07:01Okay.
07:03So, at the risk of cracking these eggshells I've been walking on all week, any idea when
07:07you're going to stop being so angry?
07:10I'm not angry at you.
07:12Because you know we didn't have a choice, Tom.
07:14We had to get her out of the house.
07:15I know.
07:16I am angry at the situation.
07:17Can you please just let me be angry?
07:19Fine.
07:19You can be as angry and sulky and pissy as you want, just so long as you're here tomorrow
07:24helping me crank out 250 mini pizzas.
07:28You know, I've been told that some wives ask their husbands for favors and actually say
07:33please.
07:34Oh, Tom.
07:36Don't you know an urban myth when you hear one?
07:42Okay, so here's the deal.
07:45Bree needs all of these wedding favors wrapped by tomorrow, and she's really counting on me.
07:49So, I'm going to need you to hurry.
07:52I just got off the phone with the credit card company.
07:54Do you have something that you want to tell me?
07:57Well, it would be easier if I knew what you knew.
08:00Damn it, Gabby.
08:00Enough shopping.
08:01You've maxed out every credit card we own.
08:03I mean, we are so broke right now, it's going to be a miracle if we don't end up on the
08:06street.
08:06Okay, when you yell at me, I get upset.
08:08And you know what I do when I get upset?
08:10I shop.
08:10So, if we do end up homeless, guess whose fault it'll be?
08:13Whatever.
08:15I'm going to go read porn.
08:18In Braille.
08:18Hello?
08:26Gabby, it's Ellie.
08:28Ellie, you can't call me.
08:30The cops are all over my ass because they think I helped you escape.
08:33I'm sorry, I just need one more favor and then I'll never bother you again.
08:36Oh, Ellie, I don't know.
08:37What is it?
08:38I left my teddy bear in the coat closet.
08:40I need you to bring it to me.
08:42Teddy bear?
08:42What is that, code for a pound of blow?
08:44No, it's an actual teddy bear.
08:47My dad gave it to me when I was five and it's the only thing I have left to remember him
08:51by.
08:53Crap.
08:54You had to play the daddy card.
08:55So after the ceremony, we'll open up the buffet.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:21Chicken marsala and pasta for the vegetarians.
09:23And dancing.
09:24Roll out the cake.
09:25You leave for your honeymoon and I will collapse in a tasteful heap.
09:28Hold it.
09:29You didn't say anything about the ice sculpture.
09:30Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
09:32One cherub delivered at 1.30.
09:34Cherub?
09:35No, I specifically told Catherine we were going to go with the Enchanted Castle.
09:38And I told her we'd go with the cherub because we are not eight-year-old girls.
09:42Bob, all my life I have dreamt of having a wedding reception in which I would serve drinks
09:46from a vodka moat surrounding an Enchanted Castle rendered in ice and I don't think there's
09:50too much to ask.
09:51Remember when you asked me to tell you when you start acting like Faye Dunaway from the boardroom
09:55scene in Mommy Dearest?
09:58Why don't I let you two work this out?
10:00Fine, we'll go with the stupid baby angel.
10:06Here's some coffee.
10:09Why are you here?
10:10And don't say for the pizza because I know you're lactose intolerant.
10:12I heard Catherine left you in the lurch.
10:14I'm here to offer my assistance.
10:16Oh, I get it.
10:16So I'm desperate and vulnerable and you're going to swoop in and save the day.
10:19Well, thank you very much.
10:20I'm fine.
10:21Darling, don't be stubborn.
10:22You're going to need place cards and you know I have excellent penmanship.
10:25Don't you dare throw your calligraphy skills in my face when you know I'm at a low point.
10:28Now go and stop following me.
10:30You're doomed.
10:38Excuse me?
10:39The way you just caved on that sculpture thing?
10:41You're setting the tone for your entire marriage.
10:44I am?
10:44Yeah, you've got to dig in your heels.
10:46Otherwise, you're going to be pushed around for the next...
10:49Let's see how long have I been married.
10:50Ten and a half years.
10:53I want my castle.
10:59Lee.
11:00It is the only thing I have asked for and damn it, I'm entitled to it.
11:05Fine.
11:05Oh.
11:14All right, so I will call the ice sculptor and see if we can...
11:17Forget it.
11:17We're sticking with the chair.
11:18And later, when he bitches about it, I'll just buy him some jewelry.
11:24You sure you haven't been married before?
11:26Hey, Gabby?
11:27Over here, Carlos.
11:28You know, I've got a theory as to why all this bad stuff has happened to us.
11:33My blindness and losing all our money.
11:36It's karma.
11:37We've been selfish and greedy, and the universe is telling us to start being better people.
11:40I just found $118,000 in Ellie's teddy bear.
11:47Hey, universe.
11:48Bite me.
11:50Hello?
11:51Hey, Wayne?
11:52It's Pete Romslow.
11:53Pete.
11:54It's Trix.
11:56I just wanted to give you a heads up.
11:58I finally met your ex.
12:00She came in to file a report.
12:02Apparently, you kidnapped her husband.
12:04No kidding.
12:05Am I asking for ransom?
12:06Well, you always said she was crazy.
12:09Now I feel your pain.
12:09Anyway, I just thought you should know, huh?
12:12Take care.
12:13Thanks.
12:19Okay, enough kidding around.
12:21Tell me where my daughter is.
12:27Oh, fuck.
12:30Did you die on me?
12:37Damn!
12:39Okay, so you have another one of those in the truck?
13:00Lynette, I wish I had time to be more tactful, but I don't.
13:03Your swan is pathetic, and I'm firing you from napkin duty.
13:05No, no, give me another chance.
13:07I will get it.
13:08Yes.
13:09Ah, there you are.
13:10Where is my ice sculpture?
13:12No, no, six o'clock is too late.
13:14I need it now.
13:16Oh, forget it.
13:16I'll pick it up myself.
13:20Why don't you fill water glasses?
13:21That's an important job, too.
13:23Andrew, look, I'm on my way back, but it's imperative that you...
13:32Andrew?
13:35Oh, dear God.
13:36Oh, no, don't die on me now.
13:40Ah!
13:40Ah!
13:43Oh, dear God.
13:45Oh, dear God.
13:53Oh, dear God.
14:15Help me! Help!
14:24I'm just saying we should pay off all of our bills and put the rest in savings.
14:28Savings? Nobody does that anymore.
14:30I mean, you never know. We might have kids.
14:32Oh, Carlos, we're never going to have kids.
14:34Shoes are my kids. Let me be the mother I was meant to be.
14:39Hello?
14:41Where's my bear?
14:42Oh, right. The bear.
14:47Well, I looked all over and just couldn't find it.
14:51I guess the cops took it.
14:53I'm really sorry, Ellie.
14:54I know it was a gift from your dad. It just breaks my heart.
14:58You found the money, didn't you?
15:00Money? What money?
15:01You're lying. I can hear it in your voice.
15:04What's wrong with my voice?
15:05Okay. Listen, bitch. You do not want to screw with me.
15:10How about we split it 50-50?
15:12I'm coming to get my money.
15:15And if one dime is missing, I will throw acid in your face.
15:23Okay. We really need to get caller ID.
15:25What more can you do to me?
15:46Do you need a lift?
15:59Hey.
16:00Hi.
16:01Is, uh, Dylan here by any chance?
16:03Um, no, I haven't seen her.
16:05Okay, thanks.
16:06Hey, Catherine, are you all right?
16:08Uh, Dylan and I, we had a big fight.
16:11Well, I'm sure she's just upset and she'll come home after she cools off.
16:17Not this time.
16:19I lied to her.
16:22Well, we all lie to our kids sometimes, right?
16:26I've been doing it our whole life.
16:27One lie on top of another and the thing I learned too late is that eventually they all come crashing down on you.
16:35Anyway, if you see her, let me know.
16:37Thanks.
16:38What's your hurry, Kathy?
16:46What happened to my daughter?
17:10I'm not telling you anything.
17:13See, you might as well kill me.
17:15I don't care.
17:16I believe you.
17:19I do.
17:21But what about Dylan?
17:24Or should I say that girl that lives here with you?
17:29I bet you care if I killed her.
17:38Uh, there are no wings.
17:42Yes, and the Venus de Milo is missing two arms.
17:44What's your point?
17:45It's stunning.
17:47It's stunning.
17:58Well, I suppose I should say thank you.
18:00No, it's no big deal.
18:01It's just lucky I was there.
18:03Was I lucky or were you following me?
18:06I thought you might need my help.
18:07I thought you might need my help.
18:11And you were right.
18:12And you were right.
18:14I did.
18:15What's going to do?
18:16I was going to do this.
18:17Thanks for having me.
18:18But you just think I'm being stubborn, don't you?
18:19Making you jump through hoops when it's so clear we belong together.
18:22I don't think anything, Bree.
18:24I'm just trying to be there for you and hoping eventually you'll forgive me.
18:29But that's just it, Orson.
18:30If I forgive you, then I'm forgiving what you did to Mike.
18:33I can't do that.
18:36And you wouldn't want me to.
18:37I mean, be honest with yourself.
18:38If I took you back now, I wouldn't be the woman you love.
18:42Then what can I do?
18:45I've already told you, turn yourself into the police and let justice run its course.
18:49I can't do that, Brie.
18:50I want to.
18:55For you, more than anything.
18:58But I don't think I can survive it.
19:01Well, so here we are.
19:14What is this?
19:16It's your icicle.
19:16No, it's not.
19:17I see no turrets.
19:19I see no flags.
19:19I see no moat.
19:20Full of vodka.
19:21What I see is a giant, icy slap in the face.
19:26Bob!
19:31What's that?
19:33I want to be able to reach you this summer when you're doing that internship.
19:38You changed your mind?
19:41Here's the thing.
19:42You and I have always had kind of an unconventional relationship, and the reason that worked was because we always tell each other the truth.
19:52Until yesterday.
19:54Julie, I lied about not having enough money to send you.
19:57Why?
19:58Why?
19:59Why?
19:59Because I just freaked out about you leaving.
20:04But you knew I was going away to college.
20:06Yes, in the fall.
20:07And I needed those extra three months to get ready.
20:10I still have not figured out how I'm going to get by without you.
20:21Mom.
20:22Seriously.
20:23I just lean on you in ways you don't even know.
20:28I think you're stronger than you give yourself credit for.
20:33Well, I spend more time with me than you do, and I'm a mess.
20:38Well, you were when Dad left.
20:40I had my hands full then, but you've grown so much these last five years.
20:45Really?
20:47You are a secure, confident woman now.
20:50You're ready to spread your wings and fly.
20:53Frankly, my work here is done.
20:56Thanks.
20:58Now, I want you to have that phone on you at all times.
21:00Because I'm still not sure how to work the dishwasher.
21:11For God's sake, Lee, it's just an ice sculpture.
21:13It is not just an ice sculpture.
21:16It's the sculpture and making me move to the suburbs and forcing me to be nice to your homophobic boss.
21:20You know what?
21:20Tom's right.
21:21If I don't start standing up for myself, I'm doomed.
21:25I don't believe I used the word doomed.
21:28You're always overruling me.
21:30You treat me like a child.
21:31Well, I've had it.
21:33Ceremony's off, mein Fuhrer.
21:35Guys, you drama queen!
21:40Okay, all I said was...
21:41I don't care what you said.
21:43We have to fix this.
21:45Or do you want to tell Bree that you torpedoed her ceremony?
21:47I did not tell you to put mums in that arrangement.
21:49And don't point your finger at me or I'll snap it right off.
21:51All right, Bob.
21:53I'll get Lee.
21:56You can't make me talk to you.
21:57Yeah, I can.
21:58Sit down.
21:59Earlier, my husband, in an attempt to help you with your relationship, mistakenly gave you some advice,
22:05which he would now like to take back.
22:06Tom?
22:08Actually, I stand by everything I said.
22:10My mistake was in not going far enough.
22:11What?
22:11If you're willing to break up over an ice sculpture, you guys should absolutely not get married.
22:17Where the hell are you going with this?
22:18Because who gets to choose the ice sculpture?
22:21Who should take out the trash?
22:22Who has to stay home and make the mini pizzas?
22:25That's the little stuff.
22:27What are you going to do when the big stuff comes along?
22:29Could you give us a second?
22:30What are you going to do when a tornado hits your house?
22:33Or you have problems with your kids?
22:35Or one of you gets cancer?
22:38At some point, the crap is going to hit the fan.
22:41And that is why now, before you make the commitment, you have to ask yourself,
22:46is that person in bed next to you worth the trouble?
22:53Do you love him or her so much that no disease, no disaster could possibly pull you apart?
23:07Answer him!
23:09Sure.
23:10Of course I do.
23:10Good.
23:11Good.
23:13Then get out there and get committed, you crazy kids.
23:16My God.
23:37Are you okay?
23:39You need some help?
23:40Yes.
23:40Thanks for stopping.
23:49Yes, officer, I see you.
23:50Thank you for coming.
23:52Now, remember, Ellie's dangerous, so if she shows up, feel free to use excessive force.
23:58Carlos, are you almost ready?
24:03Carlos?
24:04Did you hear me?
24:05I'm just getting my jacket.
24:09Oh, honey, can you carry the house keys?
24:21They don't fit in my purse.
24:23Ellie's upstairs.
24:25What?
24:26She's in our bedroom.
24:27I heard her breathing call the cops.
24:29Wait, she's going to steal her money?
24:30You can't go up there.
24:31It's too dangerous.
24:32Not as dangerous as poverty.
24:35I'm Gabby.
24:36I heard her proxies.
24:36Bye.
24:37Bye.
24:37Bye.
24:38, come here.
24:39Bye.
24:41Bye.
24:46Bye.
24:46Bye.
24:46Bye.
24:49Bye.
24:51Bye.
24:53Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:57Gabby, what's going on?
25:07Carlos!
25:08Carlos!
25:10Carlos, don't just stand there!
25:12Look at help!
25:13Help!
25:14Police!
25:15That's the closet!
25:16Ow!
25:17Police!
25:18Police!
25:19Police!
25:20Police!
25:21Police!
25:22Police!
25:23Police!
25:24Get in here now!
25:25Police!
25:26Police!
25:29Get in here now!
25:51Wayne, I don't think you've thought this through.
25:55Shut up.
25:57If I tell you what happened, if I don't tell you, you're going to kill me anyway.
26:04Who are you going to pin it on?
26:10We have history.
26:12Right now I'm just your bitter, crazy ex.
26:15But if I turn up dead and you have no alibi...
26:18You let me worry about that.
26:21Look, I'm having a little problem right now.
26:31I just need to hide here for a second.
26:33I don't want to hurt you, so don't make me.
26:37Alright?
26:40Good.
26:42I'm glad we understand each other.
26:43And now we will do the exchanging of the rings.
26:57And with your gun, too.
27:00I guess I just found my alibi.
27:07And now we will do the exchanging of the rings.
27:09Snappy ceremony, Bree.
27:11You and Catherine really did a bang-up job.
27:13No, I did a bang-up job.
27:14Catherine bailed on me and left town last night.
27:16I think you got hosed.
27:17I just saw her an hour ago.
27:19We are here at this joyous and festive occasion.
27:22Please join hands.
27:25She was on the run.
27:26She broke in.
27:27She stabbed you.
27:28You shot her.
27:29Case closed.
27:31It's like the alibi fairy left me imprisoned.
27:33But I do wonder.
27:38What if Dylan doesn't come back?
27:42We had a fight.
27:45She said she hated me.
27:47Said she was leaving.
27:49For good.
27:50What the best you can do, Cathy?
27:52I know it sounds convenient.
27:54But what happens if it's true?
27:57Because you don't have another plan.
28:00She was the only way you could make me tell you the truth.
28:03Catherine, it's Bree.
28:11We need to talk now.
28:19That girl that was living with the Sileses?
28:21Actually, I thought I saw her heading down that way.
28:24Hope you find her.
28:26I hate to think there was some maniac running around our neighborhood.
28:33I'm so sorry about this.
28:37Shut it!
28:39So let me catch you up.
28:41I need to know something that only my ex-wife can tell me, but she doesn't want to.
28:44She needs a little incentive.
28:46So that's where you come in.
28:47Wayne.
28:49Please don't.
28:50Yeah?
28:50How is it going to feel knowing that you could have stopped this?
28:54All right!
29:04I'll tell you.
29:05After I left you, a few months passed.
29:19And I convinced myself that you'd forgotten about us.
29:25But I was wrong.
29:26How is Dylan?
29:32Did she behave herself?
29:33She's an angel.
29:35I just hope I didn't do something wrong.
29:38What do you mean?
29:39Well, your ex-husband was here earlier.
29:42Of course, I didn't know it was him until Dylan called him Daddy.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47I should have called you.
29:48But Dylan was just so happy to see him.
29:49He brought her a bicycle and a doll.
29:51And she won't let that doll out of her sight.
29:53Catherine, what's going on?
29:58I was going to run again.
30:00But you didn't give me enough time.
30:03Wayne just drove up.
30:05Should we call the police?
30:07No.
30:09Let him in.
30:14I knew it was time to face you.
30:16And let you know you were not welcome in my home.
30:19And neither were your gifts.
30:23Do you know how much money I spent looking for you?
30:34Well, I'm sure you still had enough to buy liquor by the caseload.
30:37Wow.
30:37Look who's gotten sassy while she's been away.
30:40I think I like it.
30:41What do you want, Wayne?
30:42I want my daughter back.
30:44Why?
30:44You got lazy in your old age?
30:46You need somebody smaller to pound on?
30:47I never touched a hair on her head!
30:49Yeah.
30:49Now she's gotten older and sassier.
30:51I'm sure you'll find all sorts of reasons to hit her.
30:54I don't have to ask, you know.
30:55I can just go up there if I want.
30:56She is asleep!
30:57Get the hell out of me!
30:58I'm a fuck!
30:59I said no!
31:11I'm bleeding.
31:13You sleep.
31:14You should see a doctor.
31:15I'm bleeding.
31:15I'm bleeding.
31:15I'm bleeding.
31:15You sleep.
31:17You should see a doctor.
31:19I'll be back with my daughter.
31:24You just understand this.
31:26There is nothing that I will not do to keep you away from her.
31:30Nothing.
31:37Are you all right?
31:38I heard a crash.
31:39Yeah.
31:40I hit him with the candlestick on it.
31:42He went down pretty hard.
31:43You know, I think now would be a good time to break out the 10-year-old scotch I've been saving.
31:53I honestly thought it was finally over.
31:56I don't know how I could have been so wrong.
31:58I came in to give her another blanket.
32:11Her hand is ice cold.
32:13Aunt Lily told me I couldn't go to the police.
32:23She said you'd make it seem like I killed Dylan to keep you from taking her.
32:28So I let her bury my baby in the woods.
32:31I knew I'd have to run away again.
32:33But I also knew you'd never stop looking for me.
32:35So I came up with a plan.
32:37I found a girl in a Romanian orphanage who looked just like Dylan.
32:41The resemblance was uncanny.
32:43Her mother had died in childbirth and her father had been murdered.
32:47As I looked into those big blue eyes, I knew right then she needed me as much as I needed her.
33:04I've never told that to anyone.
33:07I even lied to Adam and said it was your fault.
33:10And that's how I've spent the last 12 years.
33:14Just telling one lie after another.
33:20Hold it, hold it.
33:21I'm sorry, sir.
33:22We're having a party.
33:23You can't park here.
33:24So you let her die.
33:29If you don't mind, I need you to park around the corner, okay?
33:37You let my daughter die like a dog.
33:48It was an accident.
33:50Then you buried her like one.
33:53Because I had to.
33:55I knew you found out.
33:58I'll kill you.
33:59Captain, where are you?
34:13Adam, get out.
34:14He's got a gun.
34:18Get out.
34:19I'm just watching for a sec, okay?
34:43I'm going to call the cops.
34:44First, we have to do something to stop that bleeding.
34:47Yeah.
34:55You go ahead.
34:57You call the cops.
35:00Ask for my buddy, Romslow.
35:03Captain McMurphy.
35:04We play softball together.
35:09Those guys will take care of me.
35:12And even if I do a little time,
35:14you know this isn't over.
35:18I'll get out and I'll find you.
35:21And I'll make you pay.
35:24I know you will.
35:25Oh my God.
35:52Brie, are you all in our hell?
35:53What is going on?
35:54We don't have much time before the police get here.
35:57We need to talk.
36:00Excuse me.
36:02What's going on?
36:05Okay, just listen to me.
36:11Ma'am, you have to talk to us.
36:13We need to know what happened.
36:15Ma'am.
36:18Then he raised the gun and came toward us.
36:21Thank God Catherine grabbed his arm and got the gun away.
36:24That thonatic would have killed us all.
36:26I knew Wayne was the reason she moved away.
36:28And the second she moved back, he started stalking her again.
36:32She was always telling us how terrified she was.
36:35We always knew he'd do something like this eventually.
36:37And he did.
36:38Look, this was obviously self-defense.
36:52Take the cuffs off, get her to the hospital.
36:53I'm so sorry, Ma.
37:17There's a ritual my friends have observed for years.
37:35Once a week, they meet to play a game of cards and talk about their lives.
37:39Of course, there's another aspect to these gatherings that has nothing to do with gossip or poker.
37:46Every seven days, my friends are reminded of a basic human truth.
37:51There is nothing more important than friendships that endure.
37:55Especially in a world that insists on changing.
37:59Okay, my friends are gone.
38:02I'm ready to fix you dinner.
38:05What the hell are you doing?
38:07Hey, Mommy, we're playing fashion model.
38:10Look at this mess.
38:13You are lucky I got in here before you touched my dresses.
38:16Run, Tia, run!
38:19My fear, Wayne!
38:23I'm home!
38:25Oh, thank God.
38:25The publisher sent over to the galley for the cookbook.
38:28He needs you to proof them tonight.
38:30I've also got the woman from the New York Times on the phone.
38:32She wants to do the interview now.
38:33Is that you, Bree?
38:34The water's getting cold.
38:36Leave the galleys in my office and tell the woman from the Times to call me back in the morning.
38:39I'm going to have a nice bubble bath with my husband.
38:42Coming, Orson!
38:46Why is there a police car in our driveway?
38:48I was telling your husband we just picked up your son.
38:50He broke into a car at the mall and took it for a joyride.
38:53Again?
38:54I am so sorry, officer.
38:56We have talked to Porter until we're blue in the face.
38:59It's like he's determined to go back to Juvenile Hall.
39:02Honey, it wasn't Porter this time.
39:04They arrested Preston.
39:09It's me, Mom.
39:10I'm back from Paris.
39:11It was just as gorgeous as you said it would be, and you're not going to believe this.
39:15Bradley finally asked me to marry him right there under the Eiffel Tower.
39:19I'm so happy.
39:20Call me back.
39:20Honey, I'm home.
39:31Did you miss me?
39:33You know I did.
39:34You know I did.
39:35I'm so happy.
39:36I'm so happy.
39:36I found my whiskey.
39:37You know I was going home.
39:38You know I was good.
39:39I'm so happy.
39:39I was so happy.
39:52I was so happy.
39:52I've been feeling 100ush ones here.
39:53You know.
39:53I'm happy.
39:54I'm so happy.
39:54I'm totally happy.
39:54I was 21st.
39:55You're you on TV.