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  • 6/29/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03I need a CFO. Prepare to give you stock options, access to the company jet.
00:07Tom got a job offer he couldn't refuse.
00:10I am in.
00:12At dialysis, Susan made a friend.
00:16Beth took her life, which led to Susan getting a kidney.
00:20Honored Beth's life by allowing her to make you well.
00:23And Felicia being freed.
00:25I've just heard from the parole board.
00:27They've decided to grant your request for humanitarian release.
00:31Alex left me.
00:33I guess he just got sick of living with the drunk.
00:37And Bree helped her son face his addiction.
00:48When Bree Vandekamp decided to stop drinking,
00:51her recipe for sobriety was the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous.
00:57She admitted she was powerless over alcohol.
01:02She asked God to remove her shortcomings.
01:06She made a list of all the people she had harmed.
01:12So when her son Andrew decided to stop drinking,
01:16Bree was pleased to see him follow those steps as successfully as she had.
01:21Let me see it again.
01:2730 days sober. I am so proud of you.
01:30I feel great, Mom.
01:32And it gets better all the time.
01:33Just keep going to meetings and working those steps.
01:36Yeah, I'm kind of stalled out around number eight though.
01:39Ooh, that is a tough one.
01:41No one likes to make lists of people they've done harm to,
01:44particularly with your penmanship.
01:46No, I wrote the list, but now I have to make the amends.
01:50And there's one person I've been really awful to.
01:56Well, I know it seems difficult, but give it a chance.
02:00Some people are more forgiving than we give them credit for.
02:10You thought I meant you?
02:12Well, of course I did.
02:13Mom, no offense, but you're way down the list.
02:17I think you're like seven.
02:19Seven?
02:21I'd like to know about these six people ahead of me.
02:23Did you steal their pocketbook?
02:25Did you wreck their car?
02:26Stick a kitchen knife through an oil portrait of them?
02:30Okay, calm down.
02:31I will not calm down.
02:32I resent you thinking you've harmed anyone more than me.
02:36Well, I have.
02:38And if I'm going to make amends, I need to start now.
02:40With the top of the list.
02:43And who might that be?
02:44Who is this victim number one?
02:47Mr. Solis.
02:48Yes, Brie was diligent about following the 12 steps.
02:55After all, I did sort of kill his mom.
02:58But even she could recognize a step too far.
03:02Andrew, stop!
03:14We teach our children to apologize when they make a mistake.
03:18We tell them that it's wrong to blame others.
03:25Or pretend it never happened.
03:31Or try to cover it up.
03:36But there are those times when apologizing
03:39Hey, Carlos, you got a minute?
03:40Is the biggest mistake of all.
03:42Be right there.
03:43Andrew, stop.
03:44You really need to think about this.
03:45You know what the step says.
03:47Make direct amends to those we have harmed.
03:49Unless to do so would injure them or others.
03:51And if Carlos finds out, trust me, he's going to injure others.
03:55Hey, buddy.
03:56What's up?
03:57You know, there's something I never told you.
03:59Ah, yes.
04:00How wonderful you were to him after Rex died.
04:02You were like a surrogate father.
04:05I don't know about that.
04:06You were.
04:07You took him on hunting trips, football games, car races.
04:10I didn't know you were gay then or I'd have thrown in a few musicals.
04:13The point is, you've always been so kind to people, never injuring them or others.
04:19Well, that was the same year that my mom died.
04:23So I was working through some grief too.
04:25It was great that we could be there for each other.
04:27So, that was what you wanted to tell me?
04:33Uh, yeah.
04:34Yeah, just, uh, thanks.
04:36No problem.
04:40Someone just earned another pie.
04:42Hey!
04:57Whoever's in here, I own this house and I want you out now!
05:09Well, hello, Paul.
05:10What the hell are you doing here?
05:13I'm just nosing around to see what I'll need to buy before I move in.
05:17Not much, apparently.
05:19I had no idea the place came furnished.
05:22Have you lost what's left of your mind?
05:24This is my house, now get out!
05:26Oh, I know you bought it.
05:28You bought a lot of houses on this street, but you didn't want people to know, so you put this one in Beth's name.
05:34So what? I was her husband.
05:36And since she never made a will...
05:37Oh, but she did, Paul, years ago, and according to that will, I own this house and everything in it.
05:46Oh, my goodness. Is this a Gustav Stickley?
05:48Do you really think the people on this street want a manipulative psycho for a neighbor?
05:53Well, they let you live here, so I'm guessing the zoning laws aren't all that strict.
05:59If they want to shun me, let them. I won't be alone.
06:04I won't be alone.
06:07I'll have my daughter with me.
06:10My God! You stole her ashes?
06:13I did not steal them. You are so quick to think the worst of me.
06:17I just went to the mausoleum and I explained my legal rights.
06:21Your rights? What about my rights? She was my wife!
06:25Did I say you couldn't visit her? Drop by any time, Paul. My door is always open.
06:31Everything looks great, Susan. Your blood work, creatinine levels. You're like the poster girl for kidney transplants.
06:50Does that mean I can have salty food and sex again?
06:54Salt in moderation. You should wait two more weeks before resuming normal sexual activity.
06:58Mike and I have already waited a month. There's not going to be anything normal about it.
07:02Okay, well, I'll see you at your next checkup. Where are you off to?
07:06Well, I am definitely going to the mall to enjoy the last few hours of my handicap placard.
07:11But first, I'm going to the dialysis center to visit my friend Dick Burrows.
07:15Oh, you don't have to go to the dialysis center. He's here in the hospital.
07:17He was admitted yesterday.
07:26Hey, tall, dark and jaundiced.
07:29Delfino! Come closer. I want to see if you still have that new kidney smell.
07:36What are you doing here?
07:40Where else can you get a large Jamaican nurse to give you a sponge bath for four grand a day? Another viral infection.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:50I can't believe you got a kidney so fast.
07:53I don't suppose you have any more suicidal neighbors with donor cards?
07:58I didn't laugh when you wrote it on my get well note and I'm not laughing now.
08:01I'm telling you, you are the luckiest person alive. You should take advantage. Do you gamble?
08:10A little.
08:11Oh, great. When I get out of here, I'm taking you to that casino by the airport. I've never won in that place. You could be my rabbit's foot.
08:19I'm not big on casinos. I'm more of a around the kitchen table, gossip with my girlfriends, win all the M&Ms kind of gal.
08:27Ah, it's time for my spinal tap. You see? You're not the only lucky one.
08:40Hey babe, you're home late.
08:43I got called down to the legal department.
08:46Is everything okay?
08:49There's no easy way to say this.
08:52Oh no, what is this?
08:53That, my dear, is my signing bonus.
09:00A hundred thousand dollars.
09:03No way, it is not one hundred thousand dollars.
09:08It is, it's a hundred thousand dollars!
09:12I can't believe that!
09:14What are you gonna do with it?
09:16How about this? Go to the bank, get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them.
09:20And then, apologize to everybody at the bank and come home!
09:23I like the naked part.
09:24Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
09:27Okay, okay, let's think.
09:30Obviously, we should put some in the kids' college fund and then top off our retirement account.
09:37Or actually start a retirement account.
09:39Definitely, we should do all of that.
09:40With ninety grand.
09:42The other ten is for you to spend on something fun and totally frivolous.
09:47Like a mink vest or a diamond frisbee.
09:49No, no.
09:51Lynette, do you know how long I have waited to be able to say this to you?
09:55Go crazy.
09:58It's on me.
10:00Fine.
10:02I'm gonna be a jerk about it.
10:03I'll spend ten thousand dollars on myself.
10:07We should celebrate!
10:08Let's go out to dinner!
10:09Oh, definitely.
10:10But not tonight.
10:11I got a ton of work.
10:13Okay? How about Friday?
10:15Okay. It's a date.
10:17Wait a sec.
10:21Nope.
10:22That's a hundred thousand dollars.
10:24And I'll call.
10:30910 Jack Quinking.
10:32Straight.
10:33Eat it!
10:35I was going to say how nice it is to have you back in our game until you so charmingly told us to eat it.
10:40For the third time.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:43I've just never been this hot before.
10:45My friend called it today.
10:46He said I was on a lucky streak.
10:48No, you are lucky.
10:49You got a kidney transplant.
10:50And if you take any more of my money, you're gonna need a face transplant.
10:55Okay.
10:56Is anyone going to notice what's different around here?
11:00You cut your hair?
11:01No.
11:02Well, you should.
11:04I mean the coffee.
11:06Tom gave me part of his signing bonus and said, go crazy.
11:09So, I bought a grind and brew coffee master.
11:13Wasn't even on sale.
11:14Check me out.
11:17Shall I say it?
11:18No, please.
11:19Allow me.
11:20You're pathetic.
11:22You finally get a little mad money and you buy a kitchen appliance?
11:25But I don't really need anything.
11:27Oh, honey, look around.
11:28You need everything.
11:30Well, it's hard for me.
11:31Tom's only had this job a month.
11:32I'm used to clipping coupons and buying in bulk.
11:34I even color my own hair.
11:36Ugh.
11:37Mystery solved.
11:38Hey.
11:39How did you let this happen?
11:41Don't look at me like that.
11:42I tried.
11:43I tried for years.
11:44I couldn't even get her out of flip flops.
11:46Well, maybe I can take a shot at her.
11:48Don't do it.
11:49I'm bored.
11:50Look, after this game, I'm taking you to a clothing store.
11:54That doesn't also sell patio furniture and meat.
11:58I'm out.
11:59I'll bet 20.
12:08I'm all in.
12:09You didn't even look at your cards.
12:11I don't need to.
12:12Me too.
12:13So what do you say, Vandekamp?
12:15Did you come to play?
12:17Huh.
12:18Let's see what you are made of.
12:21Three kings.
12:23Oh, look at me.
12:24I should buy a lottery ticket right now.
12:27Yes, you should.
12:28And then you should eat it.
12:29I did it.
12:30I so don't belong here.
12:33That sales lady knows it too.
12:34Did she see the look she just gave?
12:35Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:37Come on.
12:38Come on.
12:39Come on.
12:40Come on.
12:41Wait.
12:42Oh, excuse me.
12:43We'd like two prosciutto paninis and a couple of iced cappuccinos.
12:47There's a cafe across the street.
12:48Oh, please don't make me go to the enormous hassle of buying this place just to fire you.
13:17Nice.
13:18Now let's get started.
13:21Oh, you have got to try these on.
13:24Nah, I don't need boots.
13:26You will once you try them.
13:32Ah, it's like the boot is French kissing my foot.
13:37Walk around in them.
13:43Oh, dear.
13:44What they are doing to my feet now.
13:47I can't even say.
13:50Oh.
13:52Now.
13:54Try these.
13:56$500 for jeans.
13:57I wouldn't pay that if they had $400 in the pocket.
14:00Try them.
14:03Look at my ass.
14:04Where did that ass come from?
14:06It came with the jeans.
14:08You like it?
14:10You see the ass that comes with a $900 pair.
14:14Do I even want to know how much that is?
14:21You just want to put it on.
14:25Thank you for shopping with us, Mrs. Scavo.
14:28That dress should be altered by tomorrow.
14:30We open at 10.
14:31Let's make it eight.
14:33And bring cuissons.
14:35Hey, Brie.
14:36I hope Andrew brought his rain gear.
14:37I hear it's going to pour up there.
14:38Up where?
14:39The cabin.
14:40What are you talking about?
14:41Didn't Andrew tell you?
14:42He came by this morning to talk to Carlos.
14:43He did?
14:44Yeah.
14:45Carlos was just leaving for a hunting trip and invited Andrew to come along.
14:46For old time's sake.
14:47Andrew is with Carlos in the woods?
14:48With guns?
14:49I have to call him.
14:50Why?
14:51Is something wrong?
14:52Oh, yes.
14:53Something's wrong.
14:54Has Andrew lost his mind?
14:55I tried to talk him out of it, but he's taking this AA thing seriously.
14:56Okay.
14:57See, this is the problem with sobriety.
14:58It ruins lives.
14:59Dammit.
15:00I still can't get through.
15:01There's no reception up there.
15:02I'm starting to get scared.
15:03Oh, you're scared.
15:04I'm going to be the one raising two kids with a husband in jail for murder.
15:06And Andrew's gay.
15:07So it's a hate crime.
15:08That's 10 more years.
15:10Let's not panic.
15:11It may not be too late to stop this.
15:12You're right, we have to get up there.
15:13I'm going to see if Lee can wait to go.
15:14Go to the house.
15:15Okay.
15:16I'm going to go to the house.
15:18I'm going to see if Lee can wait to find room in the house.
15:19Yes, sir.
15:20All right.
15:21I'm going to go to the house.
15:22And Andrew is so hot.
15:24All right, I'm going to go.
15:25not be too late to stop this you're right we have to get up there i'm gonna see if lee can watch the
15:29girls and i have to get something out of my nightstand brie aren't there gonna be enough
15:33guns up there when one of them is in my hands then there'll be enough guns
15:37i just want to say i'm sorry for the way i behaved yesterday you're sorry i'll give you
15:50two reasons i don't believe you i knew you'd be upset to find you bought me a house but i still
15:56had to twist the knife i guess old habits die hard you think that's what upset me the house
16:03and beth's ashes of course but i want to make that up to you you're giving them back no i don't think
16:11either of us should keep them i think we should scatter them together so you've picked up on the
16:18fact that i long to spend more time with you there's a pretty little lake about an hour north
16:24of here when beth was a girl it was her favorite place i think she'd be happy there you could just
16:30do this on your own why do you want me there because beth loved you it's what i think she'd want
16:36and i don't have a car yet
16:40shall we see tomorrow around 10 10 will be fine shall i make us some sandwiches
16:50if it's all the same to you felicia i'll bring my own
16:54dick are you awake oh good you were right about the lucky street yes you want a poker
17:07are you looking for my uncle dick uh yeah did he go home no uh i'm afraid we lost him last night
17:16what oh my god yeah he never let on how sick he was
17:24um wally by the way susan susan delfino
17:30hey uh he left something for you
17:33he's always bugging me to go out to that casino with him
17:47i wish i'd gone
17:49brie gabby what are you doing here he's not here where's andrew
18:01he's hiking over by the cliffs in the rain
18:04well it wasn't raining when he left why'd you two come all the way out here
18:07we were worried about andrew because he
18:09forgot his medicine so when is he gonna be back from his hike
18:12soon i hope those rocks get awful slippery when they're wet
18:15oh my god is that blood
18:17yeah i cut myself chopping wood
18:20what's that
18:20a shovel
18:24with fresh dirt on it why is there fresh dirt
18:26damn it girls what did you do to andrew
18:28what are you talking about
18:30don't pretend we know he came clean about your mother
18:32my mother
18:33it was an accident he didn't mean to run her over
18:35you should blame me i'm the one who helped him get rid of the car
18:38mom
18:40andrew
18:44oh thank god you're all right
18:46what's going on
18:47you killed my mother
18:48what no no who said that
18:50we thought you told him
18:52in the woods alone what am i crazy
18:54well you weren't here and we saw blood
18:56and the shovel with fresh dirt explain that
18:58do you see a bathroom in here
19:00son of a bitch
19:01oh i'm one of you i have a gun
19:02in the car
19:04park ranger
19:06come in please
19:11hey
19:14sorry you people picked such a lousy weekend to enjoy our park here
19:19actually we were just leaving
19:20oh afraid not just got a radio call
19:22big old pine tree just fell across the access road
19:25and we can't clear it up till tomorrow
19:27so you're gonna have to sit tight till then
19:28you mean we have to
19:31sit here all night
19:33yep
19:33i got a deck of cards in my truck in case you get bored
19:37oh i wouldn't worry about that
19:39here
19:52in case you're planning to put your champagne in a paint bucket
19:56i think i'm good
19:57wow
20:01the sad caterpillars turn into an extravagant butterfly
20:06i am checking tom's eta so i know when to preheat the oven
20:10and i'm not talking about cooking i'm talking about
20:14uh i know what you're talking about please stop
20:15hey mr cfo the kids are gone the champagne is on ice
20:20and my bra actually matches my panties
20:23i was just gonna call you i'm on my way to the airport
20:27i've got to get to montreal tonight on the jet
20:29what no
20:30no this is our celebration day can't you reschedule
20:33i'm sorry i can't i'm a hero for landing this meeting
20:37i gotta be there
20:38fine i'll take another rain check
20:40you're starting to owe me a lot of rain you know
20:42i love you travel safe
20:44hey
20:47get your mitts off that
20:49we'll have it tomorrow when he gets back
20:51oh lynette
20:52tomorrow it'll be something else
20:54tom is a big shot now
20:56and the bigger he gets
20:57the less you're gonna see of him
20:58hey
21:01you want the clothes and the jewelry and all the other perks
21:04well this is what they really cost
21:07you came to the funeral
21:21what
21:23my mother's funeral
21:25you sat in the second row behind the family
21:28consoled us all
21:29what was that like
21:32kind of
21:34funny
21:36of course not
21:37it was very awkward
21:39awkward
21:40gosh
21:42so sorry her funeral was so tough on you
21:45god i'm so hungry
21:49i can't believe you guys didn't bring any food
21:52actually i brought something
21:54this is all the dinner i need
21:59well great
22:02we've got tension and firearms let's add alcohol
22:04carlos please put that away
22:05andrew's only been sober a month
22:06i heard
22:08a whole month without a drink
22:11you must be thirsty
22:13help yourself
22:16no thanks i'm i'm good
22:22okay let me put it this way
22:24to mama solis
22:26may she rest in peace
22:28are you gonna drink to my mom
22:31or are you gonna insult her memory
22:32i guess i'm gonna drink to your mom
22:38carlos stop it
22:41you have every right to be angry
22:42but please think of all the years we've been friends
22:44friends
22:45you think that we're still friends
22:47how long have i watched you play
22:51miss high and mighty to the whole damn street
22:53and the whole time you were just covering your ass
22:56hey get mad at me
22:57not the people who just knew about it
22:59people
23:00who else knew about this
23:03it's not important
23:05cari what was that
23:09nothing it was a moth
23:11you knew
23:16her i can understand but my own wife
23:20for god's sakes carlos let it go
23:22this is ancient history
23:23not to me
23:24i mean not a day went by that i didn't think i should have found the guy that did it
23:28well i didn't have to look forward did i
23:31i was taking him to ball games
23:33inviting his accomplice to dinner parties
23:36and my wife knew
23:38you know what
23:40to hell with all of you
23:41carlos where are you going
23:42anywhere but here
23:43i don't trust myself to be in the same room with you people
23:47carlos
23:55carlos
23:59carlos
24:02carlos
24:02carlos
24:06ladies and gentlemen please discontinue use of all electronic devices so we can begin our meal service
24:14What are you doing here? We were about to take off.
24:17Not anymore. I pushed your flight back half an hour.
24:20You... what? How?
24:22Well, let's just say your pilot's back at the terminal having coffee with a few dead presidents.
24:27So, now it's just you, me...
24:31Oh, and two unfortunate lobsters.
24:35Hey, you know what you can do on a private jet?
24:39Anything.
24:42Absolutely anything.
24:45I can't believe you did this.
24:47I know. What a wife, huh?
24:49No, no, no. I mean, it's really gonna screw me up.
24:53I'm supposed to sit down with my team the moment I land. I need every second to prep for this meeting.
24:58I understand. You have been working so hard. I just wanted you to have half an hour of fun.
25:04Thank you. But you need to realize... this is fun.
25:09Honey, I love this job. I have never felt so valuable before. I walk into a room and people stop talking. They want to know what Tom thinks. I gotta tell you, this company is a rocket ship. It's taken me on the ride of my life.
25:28Wow. That's... I am really happy for you.
25:37And don't think I have forgotten why I have this gig. You gave me the confidence to jump at it and I am so, so grateful.
25:45This is all because of you.
25:52What? Oh!
25:53Yeah.
25:56Back to fun?
25:57Uh, I should take this. I'll call you when I land.
26:00Okay.
26:01You look great, by the way.
26:02Oh.
26:05Hey, I got a little hung up on the ground, but I'm on my way.
26:08While I got you on the phone, um, who is gonna be in on this conference call?
26:15Yeah, no. Not Ted.
26:17Uh-huh, we'll take it this way.
26:26Susan!
26:27Roy!
26:28I didn't know you came here.
26:29Every Thursday, Karen sticks 50 bucks in my pocket, pats me on the butt, and tells me not to come home till I blow it or double it.
26:37So, slots?
26:39I can't speak for those two, but I think Lottie gets around.
26:43No, slots.
26:44Oh, yeah. Hey, sit down.
26:47Oh, thanks. But, uh, I'm gonna try the poker room.
26:50Oh, you don't wanna go in there. Those guys are just a bunch of sharks.
26:54I'm sure I won't be here long. I'm playing for a friend.
26:57Hundred bucks? You're an honest woman.
27:00When somebody gives me money to gamble, I pocket it and tell them they lost.
27:07Except you, Lottie. You actually lost.
27:14What's the funny?
27:15Just wondering what Beth would think if she could see us now, driving along like we're off to a picnic.
27:27I think she'd be glad. Our hate was what killed her.
27:31She couldn't please either of us without hurting the others, so she just walked away.
27:37So maybe she's thinking, oh, great. Now they get along.
27:41Or better late than never.
27:43Tell me something, Paul.
27:44What?
27:45Did she suffer at the end? In her last conscious moments?
27:46I don't know. I wasn't there when she died.
27:47I didn't mean Beth. I met my sister. You were there for that one.
28:02For God's sakes, Felicia.
28:05I've wondered about this for years. I'm not wearing a wire, Paul.
28:10And I'm not going to frisk you to make sure, so let's drop it.
28:13Think about it. We both saw someone we love be destroyed.
28:18First, my sister drove your wife to kill herself.
28:23You admit that? Finally?
28:28Yes, Paul. I do.
28:31You loved your wife, so you killed my sister.
28:36I loved my sister, so I tried to destroy you.
28:42Who paid the price for it?
28:46Beth.
28:47I just hope that by doing this together, we can put a stop to this awful cycle and reach some sort of closure.
29:05I'm all for closure.
29:08Well, I lost my 50, but I ate my weighted shrimp. So all in all, a good day. How are you doing?
29:18I'm okay.
29:20Yeah, you got a little left. What's that? 60 bucks? Good for you, kid.
29:24Those are $1,000 chips. I'm all in.
29:29$1,000? You bet $6,000? What are you, nuts? She's nuts. We're taking these back.
29:36Hands off the table, sir.
29:38Grandpa must know something. I'll call.
29:41Two pair. Kings over fours.
29:47Three aces. The kid had three aces.
29:50Susan, you won all the $12,000.
29:54I know. I just...
29:57keep...
30:00winning.
30:01And you cry every time. You're weird.
30:10Susan, what's wrong?
30:13My friend.
30:14Your friend is gonna be thrilled. You just won for him.
30:16He died yesterday.
30:17He wanted me to come here. He said I was on a lucky streak. He was right. I am. But...
30:30why?
30:32Why?
30:34Why do I keep winning while other people lose?
30:39And why did I get a kidney while good people died? It doesn't make any sense.
30:44I served in Korea with this guy, Joe Danczak. Funny as hell. He made whiskey sours in his helmet.
30:55One day, we're out on patrol. I felt something whizz past my ear. I turned and looked. And Joe was on the ground.
31:04He's dead?
31:06Yeah.
31:08That night, I asked the sergeant, why was it him and not me?
31:13He sorta shook his head and said, why ask?
31:22So you're trying to tell me that it is random?
31:28I'm trying to do anything I can to get you to stop crying, honey.
31:32You're on a lucky streak. Who knows why?
31:37Just enjoy it.
31:40But what happens when my luck runs out?
31:45I know.
31:48Why ask?
31:50Why ask?
31:54How about right here?
31:56What do you think, honey?
31:58Is this a good spot?
31:59Would you stop talking to the urn? You're creeping me out.
32:02Must be, Bicker. I thought the point of doing this together was to make a fresh start.
32:06Do you really think I'm that stupid? That just scattering some ashes is gonna make me trust you?
32:10I know you don't trust me, Paul. It's why you brought a gun.
32:15What?
32:16What?
32:18You're not gonna deny it.
32:20Okay. So what?
32:22You show up in my house and say, hey, let's go to the woods together.
32:25It'd be crazy not to bring a gun.
32:27I know. And I'd be crazy to let you keep it.
32:32What?
32:33How did you get that?
32:36Prison's not a very nice place to live, but I did pick up a few skills.
32:41I just brought that for self-defense.
32:43So now I'm supposed to believe you?
32:45See, that's our problem, Paul.
32:47How do you trust somebody who doesn't trust you?
32:50You fear me, so you bring a gun. I fear you, so I take it.
32:53Where does it end?
32:55Just put the gun down.
32:57It could end right here with me shooting you just so I can sleep easier.
33:02Go ahead. Shoot me. At least I'll die knowing you'll rot in jail forever.
33:07Oh, I don't think so. I'll plead self-defense. It is your gun, after all. You pulled it on me. We struggled. It went off.
33:14I could kill you right now. And go scot-free.
33:18Or I could do this.
33:31I don't want you dead, Paul.
33:34And I don't want us to fear each other. I just want this over.
33:38Don't you?
33:39I think you should do the honors.
33:46Well, just keep looking. It's not that big a forest.
33:58Finally! Next time you drop your girls off for a few hours, you might mention you may not have a forest.
34:03The roads were closed. We were trapped in the woods.
34:05Could have been worse. Could have been at my dinner party when I tried to serve the tiramisu and the tira had been licked off.
34:20Look, Lee, I'm sorry, okay?
34:22My guests were another gay couple who were thinking of adopting a child. They're not anymore.
34:27gay couple who were thinking of adopting a child they're not anymore link got me some slack my
34:31husband is missing don't try to play me carlos called this morning he did yeah he asked if i
34:38could watch the girls for a few more hours while he drove out to littleton i said why not i have
34:42very few breakables left what's he doing at littleton i know come on what no wait gabby wait
34:48i'm hungry of course you are
34:55you'll be pleased to know that paul was very touched when we scattered the ashes he even
35:03teared up a little at the end of course he thought it was really you in the urn
35:10not just some sweepings from the fireplace
35:14but i would never scatter you in the woods no you're going to stay where you belong
35:24right here
35:26with me
35:29and don't you worry about paul
35:33i'll make him pay you for what he did to you
35:36but not just by shooting him no that's too quick too merciful
35:44no death is the easy way out
35:49but look who i'm telling
35:53oh carlos thank god you're okay you really scared us
36:05aww that was for your mom how sweet
36:10save it gabby you never liked her
36:13maybe you're right maybe i didn't see why she had to be in your life so much
36:21why she couldn't just let go
36:23i wasn't a mother yet
36:26i didn't realize you never let go
36:31listen uh carlos we are so
36:34deeply sorry for what we did
36:36andrew was only 16 and already abusing alcohol habit that he learned from me so i
36:42wait mom please
36:43i'm just trying to defend you
36:45i know i know it's what you've always done
36:47all right and i've let you
36:48that's why my life has been such a mess but
36:51i need to do this
36:52this is between me and carlos
36:54just please wait in the car okay
36:56but andrew
36:57the car mom
36:58brie let's go to the car
37:03i'm gonna make this right
37:11you can sue me you can go to the police
37:14whatever it takes
37:17i know this must hurt
37:20i'm not hurt
37:22i'm proud
37:25so
37:30yes whenever we make mistakes we need to apologize and then we need to move on
37:41we must try to accept the changes in our lives
37:48or choose to trust an old enemy
37:55or learn to stop fighting our children's battles
38:02but sometimes the pain we've caused is so great
38:08there is no moving on
38:11carlos i want to thank you for forgiving andrew
38:14you are a generous man and i am so grateful to you
38:19may i come in
38:21you can go to hell
38:23carlos
38:24carlos excuse me
38:26i did forgive andrew he was a kid that made a mistake
38:29but you were an adult
38:30my friend
38:31i've covered up for him
38:34carlos please
38:35listen carefully because this is the last thing i'm ever going to say to you
38:39we are no longer friends not you and me
38:42and not you and gabby
38:43you can't speak for me
38:44i just did
38:45no barbecues
38:50no cocktail parties
38:51no poker games
38:52you're not even to wave to us on the street
38:55that's how it's going to be
38:58you can keep your muffins
39:04i and that you are it
39:15noander
39:16no bang
39:17no PT
39:17i am called
39:18i am by
39:20mad at
39:21mi
39:21no
39:22i am
39:23i love
39:23no
39:24no
39:25me
39:25said
39:26mel
39:26i do
39:27go
39:29no
39:29no