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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Renee feared Ben was cheating.
00:06And with Detective Vance closing in...
00:08Do you think we need a lawyer?
00:09Lawyers won't be necessary, ladies.
00:11Susan wanted to flee.
00:13If I get caught, I could go away for a lot of years.
00:16Lynette went to Tom for help.
00:18You can't go to Paris, not now.
00:20I'm an accessory to murder.
00:22Carlos disappeared from rehab.
00:24He checked himself out two hours ago.
00:26What? Why didn't you stop him?
00:27My unofficial investigation is about to go official.
00:29But before he could go public...
00:31Ah!
00:34...and Bree decided to end it all.
00:41Bree Vandekamp had always wanted to live her life...
00:44...with elegance and grace.
00:47That is also how she wanted to die.
00:52Her plan was to pour herself a glass of her favorite Chardonnay...
00:57...put on her most stylish nightgown...
01:00...and leave behind a note on embossed stationery.
01:04Yes, Bree had everything she needed for an elegant death.
01:10Everything except...
01:14...privacy.
01:15Thank you, but I don't need turndown service.
01:29Come back in the morning...
01:31...and you might want to bring a mop.
01:33Open the door!
01:35Renee?
01:36You have to the count of three.
01:38One...
01:39This isn't a good time.
01:40Two!
01:41Seriously, I'm in the middle of something.
01:46Where is he?
01:47Who?
01:48Ben.
01:49The man you're trying to steal from me.
01:52I don't understand.
01:54Do you think I won't hit you?
01:55I once slapped a waitress because she forgot my croutons!
01:58You are dead.
02:00Renee, please, you have to go.
02:02Ever since we met, you've been spouting those Sunday school phrases...
02:06...making folks think you're this grand lady.
02:08Well, I've got your number now.
02:10And you are nothing but a middle-aged skank and a Nancy Reagan nightie.
02:14Why do you have a gun?
02:19Bree.
02:24I asked you a question.
02:27Why is there a gun on the table?
02:34No, don't read that.
02:41Bree!
02:42Please go.
02:44Please.
02:48Were you actually in a...
02:54Oh, my God!
02:57Renee Perry had no idea just how close her friend had come to suicide.
03:03And Bree Vandekamp had no idea just how close she had come to being hit.
03:12Ooh, my God!
03:18Yeah!
03:22Keeping secrets is a lonely business.
03:27That's why we all search for someone to confide in.
03:32An ally who will understand.
03:35An advisor we can trust.
03:38A friend who will never judge.
03:43Of course, not everyone you tell your secrets to
03:46will be happy about it.
03:53Hey. Good morning.
03:55Hey, Mom. Look, we didn't go to Paris.
03:57I know. Your dad had to cancel his trip.
03:59Because some work meetings came up.
04:01Nice for us, huh?
04:02Hey, if you guys are done, why don't you go grab your books,
04:04and I'll drop you off at school.
04:05Okay.
04:08No.
04:10Co-conspirators to murder do not get pancakes.
04:13I know that this was the last thing you ever expected to have to deal with.
04:17Yeah, you could say that.
04:18How could you let yourself get involved in this?
04:20It's Gabby and Carlos' mess.
04:22I was helping a friend.
04:26Oh.
04:27Helping a friend.
04:30Because when I'd ask you to bring my shirts to the cleaners,
04:33that was always this big hassle, but burying a body in the woods...
04:35Your voice.
04:37I do not know what is supposed to happen now.
04:43And what, is Chuck going to just show up and arrest you? What?
04:46He told Gabby that he was starting a formal investigation this morning.
04:49So, yes, they could arrest me.
04:53Damn it, Lynette!
04:53How could you let this happen?
04:55Out of the four, you're supposed to be the smart one.
05:01Hey, are you guys ready?
05:03Yeah, I'll meet you at the car.
05:04Okay.
05:08I need some support right now, not a lecture.
05:12Okay, you're right.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:15I will find a way to fix this.
05:21And now the news.
05:29Detective Charles Vance was killed last night in Fairview Square,
05:32an apparent victim of a hit and run.
05:35The case is currently under investigation.
05:37Anyone with information, please contact the Fairview Police Department.
05:40How could he just check himself out?
05:44As I told you on the phone, as I replied to your text, and as I'm telling you in person,
05:49this is a rehab center, not a jail.
05:51Yeah, well, it's not much of a rehab center if you let patients out in time for happy hour.
05:55Please lower your voice.
05:56You'll wake the crackheads.
05:57I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how worried I am?
05:59My husband has been gone all night.
06:01I don't know where he is or what he's been doing.
06:04Look, even if he did have a relapse, I'm sure he'll be back soon.
06:07Then we'll call you at home.
06:09So you should go there.
06:11Could you at least pretend to care?
06:13Not with what I'm paying.
06:14You make a big mistake, Mercy.
06:16I've got a lot of junk friends, and I'm not recommending this place.
06:19Again, our top story, Fairview Police Detective Chuck Vance is dead after a hit-and-run accident
06:27that has left the community stunned.
06:30Detective Vance was crossing Lake Street approximately 11 p.m. when he was run down by a dark sedan.
06:41Hello, sunshine.
06:42How you feeling this morning?
06:44Groggy.
06:45I'm nauseous.
06:47I'm afraid that's my fault.
06:49I slipped a few sedatives in your tea last night and sort of forgot to say when.
06:54You drugged me?
06:55I had to make sure you'd sleep through the night.
06:57Didn't want to find you sprawled out on the Oriental with your wrists slashed.
07:01Spanish armor?
07:03If you really want to protect the Oriental, you'll put that away.
07:06Fine.
07:07Let me know what you do like for breakfast, and I will make that for you tomorrow.
07:11Tomorrow?
07:12You'll be here tomorrow?
07:14And into the foreseeable future.
07:15Didn't you see my Louis Vuitton bags upstairs?
07:17I'm moving in.
07:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:21You don't have to do that.
07:24After what you tried to do last night, I don't have a choice.
07:27But I'm fine.
07:29Last night was just a moment of temporary insanity.
07:31In the light of day, I feel absolutely...
07:35Did you take the laces out of all my sneakers?
07:37Yeah.
07:39And I also got rid of all your knives, razors, pills, cleaning fluid, and your shower curtain.
07:44How could I kill myself with a shower curtain?
07:46You can.
07:47I just thought it was ugly.
07:49Okay.
07:49See, this is why you can't stay here.
07:51You will drive me absolutely crazy.
07:53Hmm.
07:53I'd rather see you in a straitjacket than a coffin.
07:57Oh, Renee, that's very sweet.
07:58But I am fine now.
07:59It's a brand new morning, and I am loving life.
08:03Okay.
08:05Now that you are of sound mind, why did you want to kill yourself?
08:10It's complicated.
08:17I'm sure it is.
08:18And I'm also sure I'm not going anywhere until I know exactly what made you bring a gun to that motel.
08:24Renee, please, this is so unnecessary.
08:31What's wrong?
08:33I just got some bad news about your friend, Chuck Vance.
08:40Susan?
08:48Susan?
09:04Susan?
09:07Can you help me with my bag?
09:08No, no, nobody's helping her with her bag.
09:12Mike, you're supposed to be sleeping.
09:14So are you.
09:14Where do you think you're going?
09:15You know where, New York.
09:17I wrote it all in the note I left on your nightstand.
09:19But I felt good, Mike.
09:21I thought we discussed this last night.
09:23You can't just pick up and leave like this.
09:24You discussed it.
09:25I waited until you went to bed, and then I reconfirmed my plane reservation.
09:29Well, if you're going, you're going without clothes.
09:32Mike?
09:33Well, can you wait a second?
09:35It feels like you packed for a month.
09:39Three weeks.
09:41Felix set up meetings with gallery owners, and then if all goes well, we can discuss moving there.
09:45I'm not moving to New York.
09:46Why not?
09:47My plumbing business is here.
09:49Well, think how much more exciting it'll be.
09:51You'll be unclogging pipes in the big city.
09:53Okay, just stop.
09:54This is not about you becoming an artist.
09:56It's not?
09:57No.
09:58It's about you running away from Chuck Vance.
10:03Okay.
10:05You're right.
10:06I'm a mess.
10:07One more interrogation by Chuck, and I will crack like an egg.
10:11And then I'll go to jail and take half the neighborhood with me.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:14I can't risk it.
10:16You have to let me go.
10:21Hey.
10:23What's going on?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Chuck's dead.
10:28It was some sort of hit and run.
10:29That's all we know.
10:31So, what happens now?
10:34Nothing.
10:35It's all good.
10:35The only person tying this to Alejandro's murder is gone.
10:38Gabby, he was Brie's boyfriend.
10:40Yeah, and if she dumped him when I told her, we wouldn't have gotten in trouble in the first place.
10:44If you're done, I think it's time that we ask the obvious question.
10:47Which is?
10:48Did somebody do this on purpose?
10:50Oh, my God.
10:54He was murdered?
10:55No.
10:56No, no, no, no, no.
10:56It was an accident.
10:58It does seem a bit convenient.
11:01Or maybe God decided to answer our prayers through one of his drunk driving angels on Earth.
11:05Well, we'd have questioned God.
11:09Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there, but none of us are that cold-blooded, right?
11:17Could it be someone's trying to protect us?
11:18Oh, my God, Carlos.
11:20Hey!
11:21Carlos couldn't have done it.
11:22He's still in rehab, isn't he?
11:25Of course he is.
11:26Oh, my God, you guys, we finally get a lucky break.
11:28Let's just go with it.
11:30We wanted Chuck gone, and now he's gone.
11:31It's just a coincidence.
11:33Coincidence?
11:34Yes, Brie, coincidences happen.
11:36Otherwise, it wouldn't be a word for them.
11:39So, uh, I guess we should just put this behind us and get back to normal.
11:44Sounds like a plan.
11:46We good, Susan?
11:46Susan?
11:48Sure.
11:51Brie?
11:53We all agree this was just an accident?
11:58If you say so.
11:59Tom?
12:10Tom, I've got big news.
12:12You are not going to believe what has happened to...
12:15Bob.
12:17What did you do?
12:19Huh?
12:19You buried a man in the woods?
12:21This is merely helping a friend.
12:23Don't forget that.
12:23You told Bob?
12:24Of course, I told Bob, if they arrest you, you're going to need an attorney.
12:28Tom, I just found out that everybody I invited to my last barbecue is involved in murder.
12:32And this is water.
12:33Scotch, coming right up.
12:34You shouldn't have done that.
12:36We don't need a lawyer.
12:37I have to prepare for the worst, Lynette.
12:39I am not going to have the kids visit you behind bars next month.
12:42No, no, listen to me.
12:43Chuck Vance died last night.
12:45What?
12:46At my car.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:47Was that you guys, too?
12:49No!
12:50Are you serious?
12:52And Chuck was the only one who knew about that?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Oh, God.
12:57So, Bob, I guess we're not going to need you after all.
13:07But if you want, you can totally bail me for this hour.
13:10Count on it.
13:12I'm taking the scotch.
13:17So it's over.
13:19I think so.
13:20Oh.
13:27Okay, what's wrong?
13:32Huh?
13:33The one man who could have put us all in jail is gone.
13:36We're home free, but you're still sitting there more depressed than ever.
13:39I'd like to know why.
13:41I don't know.
13:43Are you upset that Chuck got killed?
13:46A little.
13:47Not so much.
13:49Then why are you getting all misty?
13:51I don't know.
13:53Why don't you?
13:54Why are you getting mad?
13:55Because we've been riding this emotional rollercoaster for months now.
13:59And I'm ready to get off.
14:00Well, I'm sorry if I'm not all giggles and sunshine.
14:04But I am walking around with a pretty big secret.
14:07So what?
14:08Everybody's got a secret.
14:09Not as big as mine.
14:10I helped bury a body.
14:12And our mechanic does crystal meth.
14:14Our butcher beats up homeless guys.
14:15And the librarian's a nymphomaniac.
14:17The world is filled with ordinary people that do nasty things.
14:21So man up.
14:22Don't dump the guilt.
14:23Let's get on with their lives.
14:25I know you're right.
14:36It makes no sense for me to be depressed.
14:40And I know Alejandro was a bad guy.
14:43And he deserved to die.
14:45He did.
14:46He absolutely did.
14:47Why are you still so...
14:52I don't know.
14:55But I'll figure it out, I swear.
15:04Are librarians a nymphomaniac?
15:06I made that up.
15:08Because I always got a vibe.
15:09That's just you.
15:10Detective Murphy?
15:16Yeah.
15:16Hi.
15:17Hi.
15:18I just wanted to stop by and say how sorry I was to hear about Officer Vance.
15:23It's so tragic.
15:24Any idea who could have done this?
15:26Who are you?
15:27Oh, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
15:29I met Chuck through his girlfriend, Brie Vandecamp.
15:31She's a friend of mine.
15:33Well, he's a first class bitch.
15:36Who I rarely talk to because of the bitch thing.
15:40So, um, were there any witnesses?
15:43Everyone here knows what you did to Chuck.
15:46Let him on and then broke his heart like it was nothing.
15:48I can't believe you wanted to marry her.
15:50Yeah, I know.
15:51Marrying Brie would have been the worst thing to ever happen to him.
15:56Well, second worst.
15:57So, any clues?
15:58Anything at all?
15:59Not yet.
16:01Excuse me.
16:03Um, look, you know what I think happened?
16:05Drunk teenagers hitting people with cars.
16:08It's a rite of passage with them, like spring break.
16:10If I were you guys, I'd be checking the grills of every acne-covered kid within a hundred-mile radius.
16:15It wasn't an accident.
16:17It wasn't?
16:18There were no skid marks.
16:20No attempt to slow down or swerve.
16:22Whoever did this was gunning for Chuck.
16:25So, anyone get the make of the car or race the driver?
16:30No, ma'am, but we're monitoring every body shop in the state.
16:35Oh.
16:36Don't worry.
16:38A cop was killed.
16:39We'll find whoever's responsible, and when we do, they are going to pay.
16:43Big time.
16:44Okay.
16:46I'll be sure to tell Brie.
16:49That bitch!
16:58How's the history project coming?
17:00Good.
17:00I'm drawing a picture of Lincoln's assassination.
17:03Um, sweetie, I don't think he was shot with a stapler.
17:07That's a gun.
17:08And I think we're done here.
17:10I'm sorry for just dropping by without calling, especially with the way things have been between us lately.
17:21What's wrong?
17:22It's this whole Chuck thing.
17:24Hey, Penny, would you mind throwing those clothes in the washing machine for me?
17:27Sure.
17:28Thanks.
17:30Come on in.
17:34You don't think it was an accident, do you?
17:36No.
17:36Who could do something like that?
17:37It had to be someone who was trying to protect us.
17:39But that means they would have to know about what we did.
17:42Who else knows?
17:43I mean, other than the four of us and Carlos.
17:45Well, Susan told Mike.
17:46And I told Ben.
17:47And I told Tom.
17:48You told Tom?
17:48You told Ben.
17:49Okay, so Ben and Mike and Tom, but that's it, right?
17:52No one else has been told.
17:53No one.
17:55Except Tom told Bob.
17:56We're going to need to write this down.
18:01Okay, the people who were there are in orange.
18:03The people who were told by people who were there are in blue.
18:05And the green arrows represent who told whom.
18:08Wow.
18:09We may be good at arts and crafts, but we suck at conspiracy.
18:12What's the purple question mark?
18:13That's whoever wrote the letter.
18:15You think they killed Chuck?
18:16Who knows?
18:17We're not sure why the letter was sent in the first place.
18:20I know what you did.
18:21It makes me sick.
18:22I'm going to tell.
18:22Sounds like a threat to me.
18:24But why kill someone else who has the same goal?
18:26It doesn't make any sense.
18:28None of it makes any sense.
18:30I mean, we know these people.
18:32None of them would commit a cold-blooded murder.
18:36Oh, God.
18:37What if someone else knows?
18:39Hey, I'm with the girls.
18:50Well, Anita demanded ice cream for lunch.
18:52What'd you say?
18:53She's bigger than me.
18:53What do you think I said?
18:56And don't give me that look.
18:57You said you'd be home by feeding time.
19:00Sorry.
19:00I've been all over town looking for my husband.
19:02Carlos went AWOL from rehab last night, and I have no idea where he is.
19:05Want a hint?
19:07You know?
19:07He dragged his can upstairs about two hours ago, drunk as a Red Sox pitcher at the bottom
19:12of the ninth.
19:13Karen, I don't know how to thank you.
19:15I'm on a fixed income.
19:17Let's use our imagination.
19:20Oh, thank God.
19:21I was so worried.
19:22Where were you last night?
19:23You can tell me the truth.
19:24I won't judge.
19:25I'll be totally supported.
19:29Wake up, you pathetic booze.
19:30Where the hell were you last night?
19:32Where am I now?
19:33Oh, I'm home.
19:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
19:36Open your eyes.
19:37Focus.
19:38Okay, after you checked yourself out of rehab, you got in the car.
19:41Where did you go?
19:42I drove to a bar.
19:44I drank a lot of shots.
19:47And I don't remember much else.
19:49Do you remember killing someone?
19:51Huh?
19:52Oh, look who's sober now.
19:54What are you talking about?
19:56Chuck Vance was killed last night by a hit-and-run driver.
20:00Chuck's dead?
20:02And you think I did it?
20:04Well.
20:05You think I killed someone?
20:07Alejandro.
20:08It's not like potato chips, Gabby.
20:10You were upset and you were drinking.
20:12He was hit on Lake Street.
20:13That's only a few blocks from the rehab center.
20:18I don't remember.
20:19You have to.
20:20The police are all over this thing.
20:22They're looking for witnesses.
20:23They're trying to find the car.
20:26Oh, wait.
20:27That's it?
20:28The car.
20:29All we have to do is check the car.
20:30If you hit him, it'll be obvious.
20:39Honey, where's your car?
20:40That's a really good question.
20:50Oh.
20:53Why did you turn the light on?
20:55I'm checking up on you.
20:56How you doing?
20:58Fine.
20:59Really?
21:00Because last night you were suicidal.
21:02And that was before you found out your boyfriend was dead.
21:05I would think you'd be an emotional mess right about now.
21:09It's been an interesting couple of days, but I'm holding my own.
21:14See, here's my problem.
21:16Um, I don't believe you.
21:19You don't have to believe me.
21:21All you have to do is turn off the light as you leave the room.
21:24Bree, you need to talk about this.
21:27Repressing your feelings is not healthy.
21:30And since when are you a therapist?
21:33Uh, excuse me.
21:33I took intro to psych.
21:35Anne once slept with my shrink.
21:36I think I'm qualified.
21:38Well, as impressive as those credentials are,
21:40my feelings are not your concern.
21:42They became my concern when I caught you
21:44about to swallow the business end of a Smith & Wesson.
21:47Now, I'm not leaving this room until you tell me why.
21:53I can't.
21:56Other people are involved.
21:58People that you know.
22:00Well, I can keep my mouth shut.
22:04Renee, you can trust me.
22:07We're friends, right?
22:08Not really.
22:09I'm not trying to be rude.
22:14Yes, I mean, we're, well, we socialize.
22:16You've been to my home, I've been to yours.
22:18We're friendly, but that doesn't make us friends.
22:24Okay.
22:25You know what I mean.
22:26You and I don't talk about important things.
22:28We've never had a deep conversation.
22:31We're not...
22:32Friends.
22:35And now I've upset you, and that wasn't my intention.
22:38Don't worry about me.
22:39I'm fine.
22:44And by the way,
22:46I don't think you have any friends.
22:48In fact, I don't think you care about anyone at all,
22:50because if you did,
22:51you never would have considered
22:52splattering your brains against the wall
22:54of some cheap motel.
22:56Okay, that's it.
22:57Would you please get out of my house?
22:59No.
23:00Not until I'm convinced
23:01you are no longer a danger to yourself.
23:03I will not allow anyone to kill themselves,
23:06not on my watch.
23:08I will not go through that again.
23:09This is a funeral.
23:35You have got to stop smiling.
23:37I'm sorry.
23:39I'm just so relieved.
23:41I really thought I was dead in the water there.
23:44Yeah, we were very lucky.
23:47Listen, I can't thank you enough
23:49for everything you have done for me.
23:51No big deal.
23:53One minute you're boarding a plane to Paris,
23:55and the next you rush to my side.
23:58You do know, in spite of everything,
24:01you still mean the world to me.
24:02If I didn't before, I do now.
24:13Hey, I know it's not Paris,
24:15but you want to come over later
24:17for movie night with the kids?
24:20That'd be great.
24:22I'll bring a pizza so you don't have to cook.
24:25Fantastic.
24:25Let it.
24:33Sorry.
24:37Yeah.
24:44Here you go, dear.
24:46Oh, thank you.
24:48I can't believe I forgot to bring tissue to a funeral.
24:50Oh, you keep it.
24:52I don't really cry at funerals.
24:54Not anymore.
24:55No?
24:56No.
24:56Well, when you're young,
24:58death always comes as such a shock,
25:00as if the universe is unfair.
25:02But when you get to my age,
25:04you realize that death is just the end of the story.
25:09The phone call comes,
25:11you shed a few tears,
25:14and then you get together
25:15and celebrate the life that was.
25:18That's it.
25:20Thank you so much.
25:22You will never know how helpful you've been.
25:24I'm so glad.
25:26Were you close with my nephew?
25:28Oh, no.
25:30But he did interrogate me once.
25:33He did a lovely job.
25:40Hey, Gabby, you got a minute?
25:42Listen, what was Alejandro's alias?
25:48Seriously, we're talking about this here.
25:49Chuck told me in my interrogation,
25:51but I can't remember.
25:52Pablo Paco Ramon Sanchez.
25:54Right, right.
25:55And he was living in Oklahoma City.
25:57What do you need this for?
25:58I want to light a candle for him,
26:01and I thought I should know all of his names.
26:03You only light candles for people you want to bless.
26:05That's right.
26:06He was a bad guy.
26:07I'm going to go blow out that candle.
26:08Okay.
26:12What the hell are we doing here?
26:16There are cops everywhere.
26:18It's a cop funeral.
26:19Would you expect clowns?
26:20I am taking a huge risk by being here.
26:23No, you're paying your respects.
26:24That's what innocent people do.
26:28Okay.
26:29If I am so innocent,
26:31then why is that cop staring at me?
26:35You just stopped acting so guilty.
26:37You take one look at your face and you say,
26:39Hi, officer.
26:40Hello.
26:41Carlos, right?
26:43Remember me?
26:45Nope.
26:46I'm not surprised.
26:47You were pretty wasted
26:48when you came into the station the other night.
26:51You went to the police station?
26:53Yeah.
26:53He said he wanted to make a confession.
26:55Something about beating somebody with a candlestick.
26:58Oh, Carlos, you shouldn't have done that.
27:02What else did he say?
27:04Well, that's when the news came in about Detective Vance
27:06and all hell broke loose.
27:08By the time things settled,
27:09he was gone.
27:10So who's this person you assaulted?
27:14Oh.
27:16Uh...
27:17That would be me.
27:18You?
27:19Yeah.
27:20I'm a bit of a handful.
27:23You hit your wife with a candlestick?
27:26He hit me back.
27:27In his defense,
27:28I just popped him with a baseball bat.
27:29So do you want to file charges?
27:34Or do you?
27:38Oh, we're good.
27:39This thing we got isn't pretty, but it works.
27:41So who was it?
27:51It was what?
27:55The person you knew committed suicide.
27:59That's something I only discuss with friends.
28:02It was my mother.
28:12She tried it once before.
28:15Pills.
28:16But I found her in time.
28:19And then one morning I saw that look in her eyes again.
28:23Not sad, just empty.
28:30She swore to me she'd be fine,
28:31so I...
28:33I went to school.
28:40And by the time I got back...
28:42Well, how was I supposed to know
28:48she was going to pull it off this time?
28:52Oh, Renee.
28:53I am so sorry.
28:58Yeah.
28:59That's what the note said.
29:00I'm sorry.
29:03That's it.
29:06I don't have a mom
29:08for the rest of my life
29:09and she thinks those two little words
29:11I'm going to make up for them.
29:22Many years ago,
29:24a neighbor and a good friend of ours
29:27took her life.
29:32And it left us all heartbroken
29:34and perplexed.
29:39Somehow,
29:39when I was alone
29:41in that hotel room,
29:44I forgot about all the pain she caused.
29:49And in those awful moments,
29:50I thought maybe she had the answer.
29:59But then you showed up.
30:01Thank God.
30:02you will always be the person
30:08who saved my life.
30:11And now that I've had time
30:12to think about it,
30:15I realize that makes you
30:17the best friend I'll ever have.
30:18Hey, look who's here with the pizza
30:40and a DVD.
30:42Oh, Mario's.
30:43That's excellent.
30:44Mom,
30:45you want Dad to pick up the movie?
30:46Hey, my taste in movies
30:48is as good as my taste in pizza.
30:49Great, that means the pizza
30:50is going to be black and white
30:51in three hours long.
30:52Oh, excuse me.
30:53Citizen Kane,
30:54Marty, Casablanca.
30:55What do all these movies
30:56have in common?
30:57We fell asleep during them.
30:58They're classics.
31:01Here's looking at you, kid.
31:03Here's looking at my iPhone, Dad.
31:05Hey, be nice.
31:06I'm sure your dad picked out
31:07something really fun this time.
31:09What'd you get?
31:10Old Yeller.
31:12Oh, Tom,
31:13you make this so hard.
31:14Why?
31:15What I've seen of it is great.
31:16My folks always send me to bed
31:18before the ending.
31:18Is there swearing or something?
31:20Or something.
31:21How about we eat?
31:24Huh.
31:26Everything good?
31:28Yeah, it's just...
31:30You never remember
31:31I like the thin crust.
31:33But it doesn't matter.
31:34Thank you for getting it.
31:36Who's hungry?
31:37Oh, I am.
31:38Good news.
31:45The police found the car.
31:47You left it in their parking lot.
31:49Thank God.
31:50Miss McCluskey's gonna drive us
31:51over there after breakfast.
31:53Then I will drive you back to rehab.
31:57Sounds like a plan.
32:05Babe.
32:08I'm sorry about all this.
32:11I know it put you and the kids through so much.
32:15I'm gonna try and get back here
32:17as soon as I can.
32:20You forget about us.
32:23You just worry about getting better.
32:24I can hold down the fort.
32:25No problem.
32:25I have something else I need to tell you.
32:40That's it.
32:42I love you.
32:46I know you know that.
32:49Just don't think we say it enough.
32:50I love you, too.
33:00One more thing.
33:04What?
33:06If you ever go to the police again
33:09and confess something without talking to me first,
33:12I will be burying another body in the woods.
33:17You got it.
33:21Good.
33:22I'll see you in the morning.
33:23Hi.
33:34You want a beer?
33:34Oh, you got the Belgian kind?
33:36I love that stuff.
33:38I know.
33:39Thanks for clearing the table.
33:41I believe that has been the hardest part of our separation.
33:43God, for me?
33:44It's the laundry.
33:45I found out I am more inclined to buy new socks
33:48than to wash the dirty ones.
33:50Hey, thanks again for giving up your trip.
33:53It really meant a lot to me.
33:56No problem.
33:58And please apologize to Jane.
34:01She must be furious.
34:03I doubt it.
34:04She's not really like that.
34:06Tom, I know women.
34:07There's a Lynette voodoo doll being dropped off
34:09the Eiffel Power as we speak.
34:11No, it's weird, but Jane doesn't hang on to anger.
34:15Uh, uh, okay.
34:17You don't know her.
34:19She's very forgiving.
34:21Yeah, fine.
34:22Got it.
34:22She's terrific.
34:25I'll give you an example.
34:26She would never criticize the pizza I brought to her.
34:29What?
34:30Well, you had to point out
34:33that I didn't get the thin crust.
34:34I know, I know.
34:35The second I said it,
34:37I realized I shouldn't have.
34:38It just came out.
34:40Exactly.
34:40It's just a reflex for you.
34:43You can't help it.
34:45Well,
34:46maybe that's because
34:49I keep hoping if I say something enough,
34:51you'll finally hear me.
34:53I mean,
34:5423 years of telling you
34:58the kind of pizza I like,
34:59and it still doesn't occur to you to get it.
35:01It makes me feel like I don't matter.
35:02Wow, I didn't realize.
35:11I know.
35:16I shouldn't have compared you to Jane.
35:18That wasn't right.
35:22That's okay.
35:22She's really good to you, huh?
35:43Then I think you should go to Paris.
35:47What?
35:47Yeah.
35:53Because otherwise,
35:54you'll always wonder
35:54if she could make you happy.
35:57And didn't we say
35:58that was the point of us separating?
36:09Can I still stay and watch a movie?
36:11Of course.
36:37Susan?
36:38Susan?
36:41What do you think you're doing?
36:54Oh, I remember this house.
36:56They have to think a guy runs out
36:57and I don't get my fare.
36:59Oh, no, no, no.
37:00Put that back.
37:01You'll get your fare this time.
37:03Honey, I'm sorry,
37:04but I have to go.
37:05It's all in my note.
37:06What is it with you and notes lately?
37:08You were asleep
37:09when I came home from the funeral.
37:11Well, if you're taking off to New York,
37:12you wake me up.
37:13I'm not going to New York.
37:14I'm going to Oklahoma.
37:15And now I'm just confused.
37:18Okay, two minutes.
37:25You asked me why I still feel so guilty.
37:28I finally figured it out.
37:30He got a phone call.
37:32Who got a phone call?
37:33Alejandro.
37:34When we were putting his body into the ground,
37:37his phone rang.
37:38Do you know what that means?
37:40He had really good cell phone service?
37:42It means he has a family
37:43and they have no idea where he is.
37:46It must be tearing them apart.
37:48I mean, he did something horrible.
37:50Not them.
37:52They shouldn't have to suffer, too.
37:53No.
37:56And what exactly are you going to do about it?
37:58I'm not sure yet.
38:00I just know I have to see if they're okay.
38:05I think it's the only way
38:06I'm ever getting back to normal.
38:12Well, then I guess you've got to go.
38:13No.
38:22Yeah.
38:27Hey, where are you off to?
38:39I'm just visiting some family.
38:42Oh, that sounds like fun.
38:44We'll have a good trip.
38:47It's a lonely business keeping secrets.
38:51That's why we all search for someone
38:54we can confide in.
38:55An ally who will understand.
39:05An advisor we can trust.
39:11A friend who will never judge.
39:19Yes.
39:20We all need help hiding
39:22the darkest truths of our lives.
39:26Because as soon as you've told one secret,
39:31another is likely to appear.
39:36The end.
39:37The end.
39:42The end.
39:43We all need help.
39:43We all need help.
39:44It's a platform that meets
39:46what we're waiting for.
39:48The end.
39:48A friend of mine.
39:50The end.
39:52The end.
39:53The end.
39:55We all need help.
39:55The end.
39:55The end.
39:57The end.
39:59In the end.
40:00We all need help.