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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Renee and Tom discussed their past.
00:05I seem to remember you caught me in a towel then, too.
00:08Bree's Thanksgiving dinner.
00:10I want a divorce.
00:11I'm happy to oblige.
00:13Dad.
00:13Mom.
00:14Went up in flames.
00:15Look who's here.
00:17Gabby's dinner ended when Hector got arrested.
00:20I think they're illegals.
00:21I have to move out of our house.
00:23And she was afraid of losing her biological daughter, Grace.
00:26Stay with us until we can figure things out.
00:28And Paul's plan...
00:30You are the proud new owner of your old house.
00:32...was set in motion.
00:40So Paige and I will be at the park for about 30 minutes.
00:43Great.
00:43I should have all the clothes packed up by then.
00:46Oh, shoot.
00:46I forgot the pacifier.
00:47I didn't.
00:48It's in the diaper bag.
00:48Have a good time.
00:51There are certain things every parent must remember.
00:55Which toys can't be thrown away?
00:58Which vegetables must not be served?
01:03Which clothes should never be mended?
01:07But the one thing every parent can forget...
01:10Is how quickly their children grow up.
01:15Hey.
01:18What's going on in here?
01:19Uh, Lisa Ellison is pregnant.
01:21So I'm going to give her some baby clothes.
01:24Paige has grown out of all her onesies.
01:26Wow.
01:26That was fast.
01:28So fast.
01:29Isn't there a way we could keep her small?
01:30Well, we can stop feeding her.
01:32And then we can save money on food and clothes.
01:34Are you okay?
01:38Yeah.
01:38It just hit me that this is my last onesie.
01:41After Paige, no more babies.
01:43Isn't that what you wanted?
01:45I mean, weren't you the one who threw confetti after the doctor tied your tubes?
01:48Yes.
01:49But now I'm thinking that it's just going by too quick.
01:51And before you know it, they'll be grown.
01:53Wouldn't it just be you and me?
01:57Yeah.
01:57I don't know what the best part of that is.
01:58No.
01:59It'll just be you and me.
02:02Ah.
02:03What are you doing?
02:05Giving you a review of what our retirement's going to be like.
02:10Oh.
02:12What about the kids?
02:14They all left for school.
02:15I saw them.
02:19But in the nursery?
02:22In front of Peter Pan?
02:23It's about time he grew up.
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:32Yes.
02:33There are certain things every parent must remember.
02:37Ah!
02:38Oh!
02:39I forgot Paige's doll.
02:41I'll tell her it's dead.
02:45Locking the door is one of them.
02:53It's a question we all ask ourselves.
03:05Do I trust the folks who live next door?
03:11Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
03:14Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
03:23Yes.
03:25Good neighbors are people we can rely on.
03:28Great neighbors are the ones who do exactly what they are told.
03:34So this is what you want me to sign?
03:37Yes.
03:38Down at the bottom.
03:42Is there a problem?
03:43I'm just a little sad, that's all.
03:45Now what do you have to be sad about?
03:47I'm paying you well over market value.
03:49I know, it's just, I love the lane.
03:52Everybody's always been so kind to me to just up and move at my age.
03:57The neighborhood is about to change.
03:59In a few months you won't recognize the street.
04:02It's better to go now, with your memories intact.
04:06What do you mean it's going to change?
04:08You don't have to worry about that.
04:10All you need to know is that I'm helping you.
04:19I am so sorry I got hung up.
04:22Don't worry, it's done.
04:23Mr. Scully's sold, but I had a lot of details to work out.
04:26I mean, link the vestro, disclosure agreements.
04:28You'll still get your commission.
04:29Okay, so, what happens now?
04:32Now?
04:34Now I let the neighborhood in on my plan.
04:37Plan?
04:39You have a plan?
04:49Oh, so now she knocks.
05:00It's Susan, I'm entering the house.
05:03It's okay, Susan, we are totally closed.
05:07Oh.
05:09Sweetie, you avoided making eye contact with us all day yesterday.
05:12Can we move past this?
05:14Yeah, I think the only fair thing now is for us to see you and Mike naked.
05:16Okay, you're right.
05:20It's not funny.
05:26Yeah?
05:27I just want to say congratulations.
05:29For what?
05:30Well, I don't mean to be crass, but when I walked in on you guys,
05:33I couldn't help but notice that Tom is quite...
05:38gifted.
05:40Oh, that!
05:41Oh, that!
05:42When I opened the door, I thought you two had company.
05:44I mean, I'm not sure if it was all the tiny furniture in the nursery, but he...
05:49Look, I get it, I get it.
05:50I'm a very lucky woman.
05:51So, why haven't you ever mentioned it to me and the girls?
05:55Mention it?
05:56When we went for margaritas that night,
05:57and we all kind of told each other about our husband's accomplishments,
06:01how come you never told us you were sleeping with Tommy Tripod?
06:05Tommy Tripod?
06:06How many more of these do you have?
06:08Six.
06:08I'm serious.
06:12You were so tight-lipped that we just assumed that Tom was one of those, you know,
06:17button-on-the-fur coat kind of guys.
06:18It's just something I don't care to advertise.
06:21What do I care if people think he's got a dinky one?
06:30Hey, Carmen.
06:31What's with the map?
06:32I just spoke to Hector.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:35How is he?
06:36Where is he?
06:37Staying with his cousins in Sabinas, Mexico.
06:41Grace and I will be leaving for Texas in two days.
06:44What?
06:45So soon?
06:46Gabby, we discussed this.
06:48We're staying with people we know for a few weeks until Hector crosses the border and joins us.
06:53And then what?
06:54I guess we'll try to get jobs.
06:56Find a place to live.
06:57Where?
06:58What jobs?
06:58You have a daughter you're dragging into all this.
07:01Grace is a strong girl.
07:02Yes, I know.
07:04But is this what's best for her?
07:07Okay, look, I'm just putting it out there.
07:10Let Grace stay here with us.
07:13Just until you and Hector get settled.
07:15That could take months.
07:16I don't mind.
07:18That way she can at least stay in school.
07:20She'll be safe.
07:21Be with family.
07:22Hector and I are all the family she needs.
07:25She comes with me.
07:28Carmen, I don't mean to make you mad.
07:30It's just, I have a say in this too.
07:32I'm her birth mother.
07:33And I'm Juanita's.
07:34Does that mean I should take her with me?
07:36Take her where?
07:37To run?
07:37To hide?
07:38That's the life you're making Grace live.
07:40But here, she can have anything she wants, just like Juanita.
07:43Oh, so she can become a spoiled girl who never thinks of others, just like Juanita.
07:47Hey, there's nothing wrong with my kid.
07:50No.
07:51You're right.
07:52It's not her fault she's being raised by a bad mother.
07:54And if a life of running and hiding keeps that from happening to Grace, then that's what I'll do.
08:04So we'll just tell people that you slipped in the bathroom and bumped your head.
08:08We're old.
08:08People expect that.
08:09What were you thinking with that book?
08:11I thought I would add a little spice.
08:13Kama Sutra.
08:14Kama Sutras.
08:16Where'd that come from?
08:19Wasn't there yesterday?
08:20Take these.
08:22Take these one.
08:23I've got to make sure people know about this.
08:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:37Correctional center?
08:38What is that?
08:38A jail?
08:39I called the city.
08:40They say it's transitional housing for felons under house arrest.
08:43A halfway house for convicts on our street?
08:46Exactly.
08:46I don't understand.
08:47The city bought this house?
08:48No.
08:49I did.
08:51You're responsible for this?
08:53Sure am.
08:54What could you possibly be thinking?
08:58The day I was released from prison, I felt so blessed.
09:02I knew that I was coming home to the loving embrace of this beautiful neighborhood.
09:07And most inmates, when they're released, don't have that kind of support.
09:10Most of them are isolated, which leads them to commit more crimes.
09:15Bringing them to a place like this, where they can interact with folks like you, might
09:20just keep a few of them from making that unfortunate choice.
09:22Come on, Paul, we've got children here.
09:26And I'm not spending my golden years borrowing a cup of sugar from drug dealers and rapists.
09:30I'm all for charity, but our neighborhood can't handle something like this.
09:35Apparently, I have more faith in you people than you do.
09:37In a way, this halfway house will be a testament to how I feel about each and every one of you.
09:45I have more faith in you people than you do.
10:15Oh, I've really got to start knocking.
10:40What?
10:42Lynette asked me to bring over this birthday card that got delivered to her house by mistake.
10:46Thanks so much.
10:46You can toss it.
10:48You're not going to read it?
10:48Come on.
10:50Someone who loves you took the time to send a card.
10:53Happy birthday from Dr. Frank at Midtown Dental.
10:58Oh, look, you're due for a cleaning.
11:00Goodbye, Susan.
11:01No, wait.
11:02So, it's your birthday, huh?
11:04Do you have something special planned?
11:06I haven't celebrated my birthday since the third time I turned 28.
11:10Hey, what do you say you and I go out?
11:12No candles, no cake, no singing.
11:14Just enough booze to wash away the pain.
11:17Why do you assume I'm in pain?
11:21Uh, I was talking about my pain.
11:25I have really been missing Mike since he's been in Alaska and, oh, I have a bunion that's bothering me.
11:30Oh, fine, fine.
11:32We'll have dinner.
11:33Let's just make it early.
11:34I want to have a backup dinner lined up just in case this one gets too depressing.
11:38Oh, I promise you're going to have a great time.
11:43Hey, there's my favorite lawyer.
11:45As it happens, I need some good legal advice.
11:47You mean free legal advice.
11:48Well, yeah, free is good.
11:51So, let's say, hypothetically, I know a woman who's in this country illegally.
11:56You mean Carmen.
11:58She's not the only legal I know.
11:59Half of Carl's family scaled a fence at some point.
12:02Now, let's say this woman's daughter is an American citizen.
12:06You mean Grace?
12:06Hello? Still hypothetically.
12:09Now, could the daughter stay here with another family if, say, somebody anonymously reported the mother to immigration?
12:19Yeah, as long as it's not the somebody who called immigration because, hypothetically, she'd be burning in hell.
12:25Oh, come on!
12:26Carmen wants to drag Grace all over Guadalas somewhere while Hector figures out a way to sneak back into the country.
12:31Gabby, you can't do this. They're a family.
12:33Just tell me, is it legal or not for me to keep her?
12:35Yes, technically, it's legal.
12:37But just because something's legal doesn't make it right.
12:41Okay, jeez. You don't have to jump down my throat.
12:43Like I said, it was just hypothetical.
12:45Yeah, hi. Can I get the number for the immigration department, please?
13:02What do you want for dinner? Pasta? Meatloaf?
13:05I don't care. Meatloaf's good. Why don't you talk about my penis?
13:12Excuse me?
13:13I overheard you and Susan talking. I was surprised to find you'd never bragged about me.
13:19There's a reason they call them private parts. And why would you care, anyway?
13:23I know what you gals talk about when you get together. Gabby lets everyone know how much money Carlos has. Susan talks about what a badass Mike is.
13:33So do I always have to be the joke? The one who paid too much for the car? The one who cried when the cop pulled him over?
13:41You don't have a problem sharing my screw-ups, but God forbid you can make this one little victory.
13:47Are we really having this conversation?
13:49I am just saying. For once, it would be nice if you gave me a little good press.
13:54You know, tell your friends what I bring to the table.
13:59Please don't put it on the table.
14:05I'm sorry. I was looking for my contractor boyfriend, not a suave international spy.
14:09Well, the restaurant is pretty, uh, how do the kids say? It's snazzy.
14:15You look wonderful.
14:18Joey?
14:19Hang on. Yeah, I just gotta grab one thing out of my room.
14:22Okay.
14:27Oh, hey, Bree. I heard the door. I thought you were pizza.
14:31Hello, Richard. Are we going to bed or getting up?
14:34I don't know. Let's see.
14:36Ah, Wheel of Fortune.
14:38Getting up.
14:39So, how are you doing?
14:44Not so hot.
14:46Mary's lawyer called today. We're starting our divorce proceedings.
14:49I'm so sorry.
14:50Oh, the marriage has been over for a long time, but I had no idea what a kick in the gut this was going to be.
14:54I guess it's just hitting me that I could be alone for the rest of my life.
14:59Richard, that's ridiculous. Take a look in the mirror.
15:02I mean, after you shower.
15:03You are a catch. You're smart, adventurous, very handsome.
15:11For a tired old guy in his fifties.
15:12Stop wallowing in self-pity. You were a major in the army. Be strong.
15:17The army is easy. There's structure. They tell you what to do, you do it, but this...
15:21Fine, then I'll tell you what to do.
15:23Turn up the TV, get dressed, and get out of this apartment.
15:27And do what?
15:28Ready to go?
15:48Change of plans. I've invited your father to join us.
15:52I hope you don't mind. Brie could see that I'm a little down.
15:56No. No, it's fine.
15:58It's not like I had anything special planned.
16:05Thanks.
16:08Okay, I checked the bylaws. We can all relax.
16:10Paul can't open a halfway house on this street without approval from the Homeowners Association.
16:15And since he only has one house?
16:16He only gets one vote. No way. He gets a majority.
16:19Thank God. Let's call a meeting of the Association and take a vote so we can get this over with.
16:24Does this seem too easy? I mean, Paul's a smart guy.
16:26He wouldn't pull a stunt like this unless he thought he could get away with it.
16:29I wish Mike were here. He'd just go over there and scare some sense into him.
16:32Do we know any other macho guys who could do the job?
16:34What about Carlos?
16:38Oh, forget Carlos. We've got a guy right here that can do the job.
16:43Brian.
16:44Not me.
16:46Hey, what about the gay? He looks like he could do some damage.
16:49Okay. How about I just refresh everyone's coffee, because it looks like that's all I'm good for.
16:56Oh, can you be a love and bring back more of these cookies?
17:05You okay?
17:07Bob, Roy, your friends think everybody on the street is tougher than me.
17:11That's ridiculous.
17:13Hey, how about we send Lynette over there?
17:15She's got a set of cojones on her.
17:17You see? You see? This is all your fault.
17:19Well, how is it my fault?
17:21Because you never say anything positive about me.
17:23God forbid you talk me up, make these people think I'm a real man.
17:26A real man? Are you suggesting we make this meeting a forum for your talent?
17:30Why is it so hard for you to say nice things about me?
17:31I do all the time.
17:33No, but you prefer to emasculate me.
17:34Emasculate? You know I don't.
17:36Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
17:37Don't. Oh, you want me to talk you up?
17:38Yeah, that would be great.
17:39I'll talk you up. Listen, everybody, I've got an idea.
17:41If we need someone to intimidate Paul, Tom can do it.
17:44In the men's room.
17:47What?
17:47Oh, you didn't hear? Tom's packing.
17:50We're talking big. Circus big.
17:54So big, he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone.
17:57Lynette.
17:57If it falls in the forest, believe me, it makes a sound.
18:00The Washington Monument looks at it and says,
18:02I want to be you when I grow up.
18:09Geez, you'd think she'd smile more.
18:30Grace, you want to go to the kitchen for a little bit?
18:32Why?
18:33Maybe make yourself a snack.
18:34You are such a brave little girl.
18:39If anything bad ever happens, you are surrounded by people who love you.
18:42What are you talking about?
18:43Gabby! Immigration's here.
18:46The menu took daddy?
18:48Oh, don't worry, Grace. Everything's going to be okay.
18:50Mama!
18:52Grace, listen to me.
18:54Go upstairs to Juanita's room and do not move until I tell you.
18:56No, Mama, I want to stay with you.
18:58I'll be fine.
19:01I love you.
19:02I love you.
19:05Go.
19:06Go.
19:10These people are going to take me.
19:12I need you to look after my baby.
19:17You're not going anywhere.
19:26Can I help you?
19:28I'm Agent Jackson from ICE.
19:30We're looking for Carmen Sanchez.
19:31Is that you?
19:32Okay, Mrs. Solis.
19:33I'm going to the store now for oven cleaner.
19:35Are you Carmen Sanchez?
19:37Si.
19:38Ma'am, we're from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
19:42Ay, Dios mio.
19:44I might be late tomorrow.
19:49This is lovely, Keith.
19:51Yeah, but it feels like something's missing.
19:52What is it?
19:53Oh, I know.
19:55My father.
19:56Oh, I'm sorry.
19:56I know we've been having a lot of dinners with him lately.
19:58That's okay.
19:59It's really sweet the way you've been looking after him.
20:01But I'm really glad it's just us tonight.
20:03Me too.
20:05I'll check on our table.
20:06Want to grab me a drink?
20:06Yeah, whiskey up, ice water back.
20:08Can I help you?
20:15Watson, party of two.
20:16I'm the one who called earlier.
20:18Oh, yes, of course.
20:19Would you like the ring delivered in our chocolate souffle?
20:21Oh, no, I'm too nervous to wait for dessert.
20:24How about an appetizer?
20:26We have the jumbo shrimp cocktail.
20:28Not jumbo.
20:29I don't want the shrimp to make the ring look small.
20:34Bree?
20:34It's me, Tracy.
20:36Tracy Miller.
20:38Of course.
20:39Oh, it's been years.
20:41You look incredible.
20:42Look at me.
20:43I'm a stick.
20:44I've lost a ton.
20:45Good for you.
20:47What's Adam doing these days?
20:49Sitting in his studio apartment and cursing my divorce lawyer for taking all of his money.
20:54I'm so sorry.
20:56Oh, don't be.
20:56I'm doing great.
20:58They're ready for us.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00Is this Andrew?
21:01I can't believe how grown up he is.
21:04No, this is my boyfriend, Keith.
21:07Wow.
21:09I guess we're both doing great.
21:13After the mudslides, there was a knotwork of cholera.
21:17Half my village died.
21:19That's when we paid the coyote to bring us over the border.
21:23Jeez, cholera?
21:24Getting shot at?
21:26Doesn't anyone have a happy story about coming to this country?
21:29Gabriel Solis, your husband is here.
21:33Oh.
21:35Ah, good luck.
21:38I'm sure I'll see you all again.
21:39You seem like a very persistent lot.
21:46Are you okay?
21:48As long as you're not mad at me.
21:50Are you kidding?
21:51It's a very brave thing that you did for Carmen.
21:53Yeah, well, you know me.
21:55Always thinking about others.
21:58So where are Carmen and Grace?
22:01Carmen was too scared to stay at the house, so I put them up at a motel.
22:04Well, you can tell them everything's fine.
22:06They can come home now.
22:07Gabby, you just made fools out of a U.S. government agency.
22:10Our house isn't safe anymore.
22:13Carmen and Grace are leaving for Texas in the morning.
22:15Isn't this romantic?
22:21Like I said, I wanted this to be a special night for the two of us.
22:28Son of a bitch.
22:30Well, hey, you two.
22:32Richard, hi.
22:33What are you doing here?
22:34I thought if Keith were bringing a great cook like you here, it's got to be good.
22:37So, I thought I'd order some takeout.
22:40Takeout.
22:41Good idea.
22:42Yeah, I thought maybe I'd take the food home and eat in front of the TV.
22:51Of course, it is Friday.
22:52There's probably nothing on.
22:53So, I guess I'll just eat over the sink.
22:58Well, Richard, if you don't have plans, would you like to join us?
23:03Of course he has plans.
23:04Didn't you hear about the sink?
23:05I would love to.
23:07Let me get another chair.
23:08What are you doing?
23:12The man is clearly in pain.
23:14It's not your responsibility to cheer him up.
23:16When he is tired of being alone, he will meet somebody.
23:24Maybe sooner than you think.
23:28Tracy, I cannot get around great you look.
23:30What is your secret?
23:31Revenge.
23:33After I lost the weight, I took a picture of myself naked and sent it to my ex to rub his face in it.
23:38Or to show him what he can't rub his face in.
23:43Am I right?
23:46You know, Richard, speaking of...
23:50Tracy here has an incredible singing voice.
23:53Oh, really?
23:54Yes, we met in church choir.
23:55Didn't you say you sang in your church choir?
23:57Still do.
23:58I love it.
23:58Yeah.
23:59I don't sing anymore.
24:00Or believe in God.
24:02Really?
24:03Yeah.
24:03It's kind of hard to believe in a higher power when you're on your knees begging for help for your nightmare of a life and you get squat.
24:09So, yes, that's how we met, the choir.
24:17Well, Tracy, not that God needs defending, but as someone who's been in combat, I have found my faith to be a comfort in difficult times.
24:25Isn't that refreshing, a man with old-fashioned values?
24:27I think we should cut all funding to the military and port into the schools.
24:31I hope they'll teach Arabic in those schools.
24:35So shall we order?
24:36Brie, can I talk to you for a sec?
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:44Shall we order?
24:45Are you not sitting at that table?
24:46This plan of yours isn't working.
24:47I admit, she was much nicer when she was fat.
24:50Look, you need to get them out of here.
24:51I have to talk to you about something really important.
24:53What is it?
24:54I can't just blurt it out.
24:55It needs to be done just right.
24:57Hey, did anyone order a shrimp cocktail with a puny engagement ring on the side?
25:02Oh, crap.
25:03Keith, what is that?
25:03No, no, no, forget you ever saw this.
25:05But Keith.
25:05I don't want to hear your answer, Brie.
25:07This is not how this is happening.
25:09You never should have invited him to stay here.
25:11You've ruined this entire thing.
25:13And so did you.
25:15And so did you.
25:16Well, he certainly killed the evening.
25:23So on Sunday, I make a big roast chicken.
25:31Then on Monday, I turn that into chicken salad.
25:33And on Tuesday, chicken soup.
25:35It's amazing how you can stretch a simple chicken.
25:38Into a 45-minute story.
25:41When you said you were the fun one on the lane, who was your competition?
25:45The mailbox?
25:45I was just trying to cheer you up.
25:48Oh, who said I need cheering up?
25:50Well, I saw you crying yesterday.
25:58Oh, God's sake.
26:00This is a pity dinner?
26:01No, I just, I know what you're going through.
26:04Birthdays are hard, especially when you're single.
26:07But I guarantee you, you're going to meet someone you're a very attractive woman.
26:13You think that's what I was crying about?
26:17Hey, you find me attractive?
26:22Yes.
26:23Would you want to go out with me?
26:26Yeah.
26:27We have to be very discreet because my girlfriend...
26:29See, I have no problem getting a guy.
26:33So why the sob fest?
26:35Do we really have to talk about this?
26:37No.
26:38On Wednesday, I make chicken pot pie.
26:40Okay, okay.
26:42Here's why I was crying.
26:45I was thinking about this great guy from my past.
26:50Oh.
26:53It was over 20 years ago.
26:55We only had one weekend together, but...
26:59The way he made me feel.
27:02And the older I get, I keep thinking that...
27:06He was the one.
27:07And I let him slip away.
27:13What?
27:14That doesn't sound like you.
27:19There was someone else in the picture.
27:20Listen, we never know what's going to happen.
27:27I mean, Mike and I had our share of setbacks, but I never gave up.
27:33I never stopped dreaming that maybe one day it would work out.
27:38And neither should you.
27:39You know what, Susan, I just figured out your thing.
27:47You aren't the fun one.
27:50You're the smart one.
27:51Oh, you're good.
28:05I'll give you that.
28:06It speaks.
28:07Just when I think you can't find new ways to embarrass me, you top yourself.
28:10Well done, nutcracker.
28:12Wait a minute.
28:16Wait, wait a minute.
28:17We were having a discussion about the future of our community, and you attacked me and turned
28:21it into a referendum about your manhood.
28:23You know, I wish I didn't have to do that, but I'm tired of all of our friends thinking
28:26that I'm just a buffoon.
28:28Buffoon?
28:28Are you insane?
28:30Every woman on this street constantly tells me that I have the perfect husband.
28:35They do not.
28:36They do.
28:36Gabby says that she wishes Carlos was thoughtful like you.
28:39Susan wishes Mike had your sense of humor.
28:42Bree says she's never seen a better dad.
28:44Then why do you sound annoyed by that?
28:46How many people go up to you and tell you you have the perfect wife?
28:51Take your time.
28:53Well, lots.
28:56Oh, wrong.
28:56I know how our friends see us.
28:59You're the hardworking, nice guy, and I am the bitch.
29:02I am the one who's constantly emasculating her husband.
29:04I'm the one who can't wait to get away from her kids and go back to work.
29:07No, people don't say that.
29:09See, you are so nice.
29:11You can't even tell me the truth.
29:12For almost 20 years, all I've heard is how incredibly lucky I am to have a guy like you.
29:19So if I don't constantly brag about how great you are, it's only because I don't want
29:25to be reminded of how much I don't deserve you.
29:35You know, I'm the one who should be bragging to all the neighbors.
29:41Telling them how lucky I am to be married to a woman who's still sexy as all get out.
29:48Who makes me laugh.
29:53And whose heart is so big that even after raising five children, she still cries when she has
30:00to pack away the last onesie.
30:04I didn't cry.
30:07Okay, I teared up a bit.
30:08You know what I'm in the mood to do?
30:19I have an idea.
30:20Hmm.
30:21It did everything but tap me on the shoulder.
30:23Hmm.
30:24Hmm.
30:24Hmm.
30:24And that's how you get out of paying for a taxi.
30:35Well, we weren't in a taxi.
30:36We were in my car.
30:38But now I know why you showed me your boobs.
30:40Okay, that's a lot of stares.
30:41How does sleeping on the couch sound?
30:44You know something?
30:46I told them that you were this mousy little loser.
30:49Actually, you told that to me.
30:52Oh, I'm sorry.
30:54Because I really like you now.
30:55You're nice.
30:57Much nicer than that, Susan.
31:01Okay.
31:03Nighty night.
31:07You going to be okay?
31:09I thought I was.
31:11I thought I could live down the street for him, but it's so hard.
31:16Wait.
31:18The guy you're in love with?
31:20He lives here.
31:22Yeah.
31:24Tom.
31:27Tom?
31:29Tom Scalo?
31:31Yeah.
31:33Oh, the love of my life.
31:37Oh.
31:46Hey, Richard.
31:47I was looking for Keith.
31:48Is he here?
31:49No, he went for a walk.
31:50You want to wait for him?
31:53If you don't mind.
31:57I am so sorry that I ruined your evening.
32:00Well, to be fair, you had some help.
32:03Still, if I had any idea who was going to propose.
32:06No one was more surprised than me.
32:09It's none of my business, but if he'd pulled it off, what would you have said?
32:13Speaking as your respected father-in-law, of course.
32:20Um, I don't know.
32:22It's all a little sudden.
32:24Yeah, that's Keith.
32:26He's always been an impulsive kid, never really thinks things through.
32:29Well, actually, his spontaneity is one of the things I love about him.
32:32Can I be honest with you?
32:38I would never put you and Keith together.
32:43Oh?
32:44Yeah, I see you with someone steady, more reliable.
32:51Someone who shares your faith, your old-fashioned values.
32:56Someone more of your own age.
32:58Well, that being said, I really do love your son.
33:09Oh, hey, I love him, too.
33:11Like I said, he's a great kid.
33:14I should go.
33:23Really?
33:26Please tell him that I stopped by.
33:28It's been so wonderful getting to know you.
33:40You too, Mrs. Solis.
33:45What are you doing?
33:47Memorizing your face.
33:50Texas is far away, and I don't know when I'm going to see you again.
33:54Maybe someday.
33:55Yeah, maybe someday.
33:56Can I tell you something, Grace?
34:02I grew up just like you.
34:05I didn't have a lot of pretty things.
34:08But I never let that stop me from going after any dream I wanted.
34:14So you remember that, okay?
34:17Gabby.
34:17I wish you could stay with us.
34:30Gabby.
34:31Oh, okay.
34:33I'm sorry about what I said about Juanita the other day.
34:49Don't worry about it.
34:53We should go.
34:55Go ahead.
35:01Thank you for taking care of my baby.
35:06Thank you for taking care of mine.
35:09Oh, God.
35:21Oh, God.
35:33Hey, everybody, quiet down.
35:41This shouldn't take too long.
35:42We only have one order of business on the agenda tonight, and that is the new halfway house
35:46that is scheduled to open in the property owned by Paul Young.
35:51So let's jump right to the vote.
35:54All those opposed to the halfway house?
35:57Madam Chairwoman, point of order.
35:59According to our bylaws, we have to have a 48-hour notice before a vote.
36:03We'll still vote the same way in two days, and you'll still lose.
36:05Yeah, that'll be 14 to 1.
36:06It'll take another vote to kick you off the street.
36:09And that'll be 14 to 1, too.
36:10You might want to check your math.
36:14I have at least seven votes.
36:17How do you figure that?
36:19With the acquisition of Mr. Sully's place, I now own seven houses on Wisteria Lane.
36:27What?
36:28I used the settlement I got for my wrongful incarceration to acquire the extra property.
36:32Didn't I, Lee?
36:36You knew about this?
36:38He was my realtor.
36:39Couldn't have done it without him.
36:41He just hired me.
36:42I didn't know he was evil.
36:43How much money did you make from these deals, anyway?
36:46Not that much.
36:50So that's why you tried to buy my house.
36:54You never told us about that.
36:55I made it pretty clear how I felt about his offer.
36:59Well, none of this matters.
37:00Seven houses isn't enough to win the vote.
37:03That's an excellent point, Gabby.
37:05I need one more.
37:06And since this halfway house means a lot to me,
37:08I intend to get it.
37:11Well, we're not going to sell to you.
37:13I don't need all of you to sell.
37:15Just one.
37:17So if you're sure it won't happen,
37:19there won't be a problem.
37:20But if someone should sell,
37:22you'll have hardened criminals on this street.
37:24What do you think that will do to your property values?
37:28Oh, my God.
37:29You can't scare us.
37:30Well, maybe not you, Carlos.
37:31You're rich.
37:32But what about, uh,
37:33Mitzi Kinski?
37:35What about me?
37:36We all know you've been laid off.
37:38I can offer you
37:39well above market value.
37:44Or you, Mrs. McCloskey.
37:46I bet your entire life savings
37:47is tied up in your home.
37:50And Susan,
37:50my offer still stands.
37:52We all know Mike had to go to Alaska
37:53because of your financial problems.
37:55But if you lose half the equity in your house,
37:57will he ever be able to come back?
38:05How much above market value?
38:07Mitzi.
38:08Look, I don't want to sell.
38:10But if somebody else does, I'm screwed.
38:11No one else is going to sell.
38:13We have to stick together.
38:15Hey, hey, hey.
38:15What's with all the whispering?
38:17This is private.
38:18Do you mind?
38:18Yes, I do.
38:19We're all waiting for you to tell Paul to shove it.
38:21We're just trying to figure out how to handle this.
38:23There is nothing to figure out.
38:25Hey, money bags.
38:26Don't yell at her.
38:28This is exactly what he's trying to do.
38:29He's trying to turn the whole lady.
38:30What the hell were you thinking?
38:32Well, I didn't know what he was up to.
38:33You sold him seven houses.
38:34You didn't think that was a little strange?
38:36This is not his fault.
38:37Just back the hell off.
38:37Of course it's his fault.
38:38Okay, guys, come on, everybody.
38:39Calm down.
38:41It's my seven houses.
38:44We're not going to let you destroy this street.
38:46I don't have to.
38:48You're going to do it yourselves.
38:49It's a question we all ask ourselves.
38:57Do I trust the people who live next door?
39:03Will that couple across the street be there when I need them?
39:10Can I count on the woman who lives down the block?
39:13Yes, good neighbors are people we can rely on.
39:21But if we discover our neighbors can't be trusted,
39:26then it may be time to move.
39:30We'll see you.
39:40We'll see you guys.
39:41We'll see you next time.
39:44We'll see you next time.